we are not the mob. we will never be the mob. we will always state true to our conservative values. thank you for being with us. have a great weekend. see back here monday.anced viewm all side, which matters even more. here is the "the five." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello. i'm jesse watters, with juan williams, sandra smith, greg gutfeld, and david mcdowell. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ it has been a huge week for the liberal lapdog media. the coverage has been nothing short of euphoric. take a look. >> those lights that are just shooting out from the lincoln memorial, and so most

extensions of joe biden's arms, and bracing. >> this is a new america. i hope a new america wins the war. >> the 46 president of the united states putting his soul into his first -- >> he gave the inaugural address are presidents used to give. >> the inauguration was joyful. i cried a lot. >> we haven't had a love story in the white house and four years. >> we saw this determination and compassion of president joe biden. >> there wasn't just one part that wasn't just medicine in the world. >> jesse: if that is so over-the-top that the partisan press is getting called out by their own colleagues. a liberal "washington post" columnist says that it is very competent entry at times, and politico is calling the media "turn down the biden adulation."

despite the abundance of praise, the white house planning to shield the new president from the press. axios is calling it "the biden protection plan." his staff wants to limit when and where he cannot speak freely and off-the-cuff. maybe moments like this are why. [indecipherable] report of mike dubke or higher were the u.s. is right now question >> president biden: when i announced, you all said it was not possible. give me a break, man. [laughter] >> jesse: dagen, what do you think motivates the press, or at least some members of the press, to tell the bootleggers "you might want to knock it off, it's making us all look bad." >> dagen: those few people have some self-awareness and recognize embarrassment. these press performances were not as bad as i thought they

would be. they were worse. we were chugging up bad cocktail of arrogance and obsequious in us all week. the reactions on inauguration day or like a teary teenager who just won a crown. oooooooooooooh! [laughter] the bigger issue is, and i follow lynn greenwald closely, the journalist, on twitter. he said "i've never seen a groupthink among the media this high in my life, completely incurious to report on washington, d.c., being a militarized zone." it was a taboo subject -- his words -- last summer, when people were talking about the idea of using the military to quell the violence over the summer. two editors got fired over publishing a tom cotton idea

peace in "the new york times." how about some reporting on this the mystic war on terrorism that they biden administration has launched to target people who do not agree with the liberal ideology? they are going after conservatives across the country. no journalist wearing a microphone and makeup wants to talk about that? >> jesse: it's a silent war. juan, i don't want to name check anyone, but there are people in these other networks that are calling the former president a pathetic piece of garbage, and then pivoting 180 degrees and lavishing praise on this new guy. don't you think that's what destroys the credibility of the press? >> juan: well, i'm impressed by your restraint in not calling up people. i think there are people who are guilty of what you just said,

jesse. hats off to you, a rare moment of restraint from mr. waters. [laughter] >> jesse: thank you. >> juan: i'm an outlier here. i think this is not about media bias. i think, to the contrary, this is about the press accurately reporting on joe biden's uplifting message of unity in the inaugural address, and what we've seen sense from biden white house. the reality is, this is different than what we've been hearing from the white house for the last four years. this is not about division, not about rancor, anger. a lot of people viewed as refreshing. one way to get good news coverage from the start, don't say that you had the largest inaugural crowd ever, and knowing it's not truth! i know another way to get good press, reinstates the daily press briefing which we have seen. people love it, gets attention. this is what americans voted

for, a return to normalcy. they want to be able to know that the president, his staff, the administration are there, they can understand what's going on. right now when i look at the numbers in front of me, it says biden has a 58% approval rating in the pew poll. the fox poll has 55% support him or are willing to give him a chance and will be watching. the upbeat coverage, a reflexive country that saying "wow, we've come out of a dark moment, a tax on the capital, and this guy is talking about healing people and getting government to work for the people." we are on the right track! >> jesse: if i were a democrat, i get a 50% approval rating, too, no matter what i did. [laughter] greg, what you think about the coverage, and the biden protection plan? >> greg: what juan into the media are talking about, the most important thing to them his

tone and not body bags. juan says "if you want a good press, you shouldn't have been bragging about your crowd size." wow, so that's the reason why he's been reviled for four years? it's about his personality and his tone. you have a media that is embracing a warmonger, but being reviled at the pacifist, trump. he's greedy about blood and treasure. you see this progressive, liberal press fawning over a warmonger, who just sent troops to syria! the war machine is back in business. it begs the comparison, you are seeing the next phase in media reportage, where the media writes about the media under trump, as though they are looking back in a war, like they were the war correspondents who were up all night.

"oh, the tweets, trump lying about his crowd size, thank god he's gone! i would much rather have the warmonger!" despite the fawning praise for biden, juan left out a poll -- i think it was rasmus -- that his ratings are less than trump in 2017. he's under 50%. biden's approval rating should be 80-90% given the coverage, but that's not the case. it's under 50%. why is that? you cannot unify the country when you smear half a country as domestic terrorists or racists. talk about a white supremacy movement when you cannot identify who the leaders are. you have an american public who now realize that this now uplifting message is a lie. he has a woke-wolf in centrist

clothing. they saw his centrism evaporate. that's why there's a contrast between how america is responding to joe as opposed to the media, versus trump. trump understood his audience and said "screw you, media." biden is doing the reverse and saying "screw you, america," with the pipeline. that is the reversal that is going to hurt the democratic party. >> you know who his approval rating is less than 50%, the media, lower than it's ever been. less than half the american people trust traditional media. it's important to point out. juan, i know you are touting the press briefings back to some sort of normal. perhaps that's the case with questions today, but i sat here covering that press briefing. there were questions like "where is biden going to go to church on sundays? what's the color scheme of

air force one?" there were soldiers sleeping overnight on the floor of a parking garage and frigid temperatures. there was not a single question about that in that press briefing room. that's a problem! >> jesse: i think the press would rather ask questions to the president like with donald trump, then talk to his mouthpiece. up next, a member of the national guard kicked out of the capital, and force arrest in a parking garage. we just got some new answers about how that may have happened. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ now the movie critics are calling, "a towering piece of moviemaking"... is on demand. she needs new memories. and tom hanks is magnificent. johanna!

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♪ ♪ >> juan: arrange over images of national guard troops at the capital sleeping in a garage freezing cold temperatures. those guard members are back inside the capital, but it has taken a long time to get answers on how this all happened. it's been a lot of finger-pointing. earlier, the national guard claimed capitol police forced the troops to move into the garage during their breaks, but than the acting capitol police chief pushed back. now, this senator says the order came from a single police officer without any higher authority. g.o.p. governors are furious, ordering their troops back home. >> these folks served our country around the world. they are not nancy pelosi's servants. his comes on the back end of

them trying to investigate the background of our guardsmen. it was disrespectful for people who were clearly patriot. this is a half-cocked mission. the appropriate thing is to bring them home. >> juan: sondra, let me start with you. i wonder if we can get bipartisan agreement, sandra, that their presence was a great thing for america during the inauguration, and they deserve to be treated with all the dignity in the world. >> sandra: absolutely. worth pointing out, some veterans and current soldiers are pointing out "don't feel bad, they have slept in worse places," but there should have been a plan. there's nobody looking at these pictures and saying "this was a good idea." then, the conflicting statements that followed once these pictures started to emerge, that's a problem here. who directed these soldiers to that garage? who said "leave the capital."

hundreds of soldiers on top of each other, and now word that 100 of these national guard troops have tested positive for coronavirus, because they are not social distanced. there's a lot of problems here, and questions need to be answered. lindsey graham put out a statement "whoever directed this needs to be held accountable." >> juan: that's a good point. dagen, in the back and forth now, even though both sides praised the troops, the trump pentagon wasn't working with the biden administration on how the troops were supposed to be -- >> jesse: at trump's fault. [laughs] >> juan: -- the question is, how long -- this is what sandra was saying. how long should the troops stay ?in some 7,000 may stay until march, apparently march 4th, a big day for extremists. to be. >> jesse: a big day.

[laughs] >> dagen: bring trump into it. that's part of what is at play, in my opinion. you're going to keep 7,000 troops there for another couple of months maybe, because this has turned into some sort of pelosi theatre of panic trying to send a message of "we need troops here because of the evil trump and his minions, who might come back and attack the capital again." let's not use our national guard troops as props. i think that's a very -- by the way, i will point out that the first lady did bring baskets of cookies to some of the national guard troops near the capitol building today. it should also be the president as well. next time, go with your wife, joe biden. >> juan: greg, do you think that's right? to think what you heard from senator,

do you think what you heard from the senator, from democrats -- there was nothing political about this, that it was just a mistake? >> greg: may be, but where those cookies gluten-free? that's what i want to know. [laughter] look: i'm with sandra on this. i don't think national guard mines a parking lot. it beats going to syria, giving the other options, and they've probably been in worse things, but the outraged in the media is missing. if this had happened two weeks ago, there would have been somebody else in charge you could demonize over this. i'm not going to demonize biden, because i'm not going to play their game, but it's hard to be a democrat, because i'm trying to keep up with how you feel about law enforcement and the military. remember, they hated the national guard, refused to let them protect citizens in cities during rights, but if it was a

politician's life that might be in danger, send them all in! how is it that the politicians lives are more important and valuable than the citizens? maybe they are and i'm wrong. that's obviously for the president, but we didn't protect our citizens. billions of dollars of damages in cities all over the country. i think this is discussed in the way they were treated, and they were treated like a problem. politicians in the media only is the military when it helps them, not when it helps us. >> juan: and jesse, so some of the governors say -- we just saw the governor of florida say that they think it's political, bring them home, but politicians in washington are saying "no, it was a mistake." where do you come in? >> jesse: he didn't need a 25,000 national guard in the first place, juan. with that kind of army, you

could invade quebec! [laughter] no disrespect to quebec. >> greg: let's do it! >> jesse: talk about overkill. this is like hiring bouncers for a baby shower. it was unnecessary. the dod said there was no direct threat. it's covid. there was no crowd, no airbnb. the hotels are canceled. there's fences around the capital. you say they don't work, but there's fencing. it was not necessary. that's what you were seeing as a result. it's friday. why are they still even there? donald trump wanted to have a military parade in washington, and they called him a dictator, but joe biden's keeping thousands of national guard troops until march and that's supposed to be okay? what is march 4th? that's some extremist holiday? i've never heard of that! it's march madness. [laughter] are they getting fired up about march madness question juan, you

said there were going to be armed trump rioters surrounding the capital, all 50 of them. you know who shut up? antifa. if they had had maga hats on, may be. it falls under the secretary of the army who does work for joe biden. they own this. they were taking pictures with politicians. an hour later, they are sleeping on freezing cold pavement in a parking garage. if this had happened under the last president, national scandal. now, instructive to a missed medication. i guess that's how it works. >> juan: 's i don't think there's any question about what happened january 6. coming up, dr. anthony fauci sounding off again. a liberated top health official making even more controversial remarks about his former boss. next for you on "the five." ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> dr. anthony fauci not done speaking out about his former boss, saying he feels more liberated under president biden. more controversy with what he told cnn. >> do the lack of facts, candor over the last year, cost lives? >> very likely. i don't want that to be a sound bite, but i think if you look at that, you can see that when you're starting to go down paths that are not based on science -- and we've been there before. >> critics are quick to point out that dr. fauci made his own

missteps on the virus. >> right now in the united states, people can be running around with masks. right now, people should not be walking around with a mask. there is no reason. >> sandra: juan, does this help to do this, this looking back and blame game playing you are seeing fauci do? he is an infectious disease expert, noted as one of the top in the world. we listen to them for the science, but to weigh in politically, is it helpful? >> juan: it seems to me that even on the bite we just played, and it march -- fauci being muzzled by the president and politics, we are in january of 2021.

it seems to me like small ball to focus on fauci saying there's some problem here and it cost lives. right now, we've got 400,000 people dead, president biden says it's going to be 500,000 in the next few months. i think that's where we've got to focus. we've got to look at a serious issue for us. the real point to my mind is, with all sincerity, we've got a vaccine. it's the light at the end of the tunnel. everyone should wear a mask and everyone should be willing to make that sacrifice. fauci is well respected in his profession. he has made missteps along the way, but i don't think it matches up with what lack of leadership we've been there for the last year. >> sandra: jesse, juan just said everyone should wear a mask, but joe biden didn't on

inauguration day. our own steve doocy -- peter doocy, i made the same mistake. [laughter] he didn't wear it on federal grounds, but is mandating everyone do so, then was pictured mask list with his family. will he go to that step and say "i was january?" >> jesse: i don't want to get into mask-shaming. that's not my game. i want to talk about fauci. if found she thought the president of the united states was telling americans, he should have resigned, instead of staying there and stabbing the guy in the back the second day he's down in florida. i want to like fauci as a scientist, but he's making it hard for me to listen to him. i want my scientist to be talking about science. every time he opens his mouth, i hear politics. he's throwing out the first pitch, sitting her magazine covers with his legs

crossed sitting by a magazine covers with his legs crossed. he was in this administration and told us the president took early and aggressive action that saved lives with the travel ban, and the day he went into the oval and said to shut down the economy, trump shut it down. when he wanted to reopen it, found she was on board. the only thing fauci can do to get back into my good graces is demand that governor cuomo open inside dining. only that can make me feel better about fauci. [laughter] >> sandra: dagen, it is hard looking at these people who are outside eating dinners and frigid temperatures. >> dagen: two little old ladies i saw the other day were wearing fake fur coats, in their '90s, eating outside, because they are hard-core new yorkers. speaking of new york, the handling so far of the virus and vaccine has been a mess under the biden administration. someone was asked today by

"the new york post" "new york has run out of the vaccine. can we get some supply doses from those in reserve for booster shots?" her response was "we are looking into it." great answer. is somebody going to pull tony fauci aside, this big ego to media trollop who is on the hunt for another sound bites, and tell him to check himself? this hurts. this was a classless move. he got tweeted by the biggest hack at cnn. i hope that made him feel tingly on the inside. >> sandra: greg? >> greg: let's not forget, juan brought up the vaccine. the vaccine was on trump, not on foundry. trump was the one that got that rolling and got it out faster. that never would've happened if you relied on fauci.

if there's lies, how many people have died because of cnn's lack of candor? anderson cooper initially compared -- not initially, but within the first month or so -- talked about how it was like the flu, or the flu kills more people. it was an ignorant comment. also, they didn't carry the briefings! talk about lack of candor. you can say "we are not showing the briefings, because trump uses it politically." it doesn't matter. it's news. you had experts there. cnn chose not to carry them. lack of candor. could that have killed people? factory, on technical terms, and i take this from a medical encyclopedia, is what you call a. [laughter] a weenie smiles in-your-face and

talks smack behind your back. trump will tell you something to your face. i agree with juan, it's small ball, but ouchi doesn't look good doing this, and that comes from a small person like me. >> sandra: i'm glad you came alive, greg. when it came to bernie sanders, your head was down the whole time. more up next. ♪ ♪ we made usaa insurance for members like martin. an air force veteran made of doing what's right, not what's easy. so when a hailstorm hit, usaa reached out before he could even inspect the damage. that's how you do it right. usaa insurance is made just the way martin's family needs it with hassle-free claims, he got paid before his neighbor even got started.

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that uso talk. is bigfoot real? one lawmaker in oklahoma filed a bill that would create a sasquatch hunting season. he doesn't want people to kill the mythical beast, only capture. anyone who traps one could get a $25,000 reward. greg, i go to first. total obsession in the 70s for me, bigfoot. [laughter] >> greg: me too. >> dagen: bigfoot and charlie manson, the only thing to things i was afraid of. >> greg: i loved "chariot of the gods." you want to find bigfoot fast? tell cnn he's a trump supporter, or tell "the washington post" that he went to a trump rally, and they will find him in 10 minutes. they will send reporters to his house in the midwest and pulled them out. he will probably be a hairy guy, but still.

>> sandra: i couldn't believe the department of wildlife conservation in oklahoma put out a statement saying "we follow science, we do not ask if bigfoot is real. >> that was my favorite part of it, which means he was probably there. could be he and she. >> jesse: they. this brings me back, dagen. a couple of years ago, o'reilly would've had me on a plane to oklahoma. i would've had my elmer fudd cap on, my orange vest, and monica would have been putting harry and henderson movie clips in the package. >> dagen: at least you know to wear blaze orange. capture, not kill him, juan. >> juan: they want to capture him! look, better luck finding him then trumps voter fraud. i would be -- [laughter] >> jesse: a juan, that was actually funny! [laughter] >> juan: thank you, jesse.

if they do find him, who gets the first interview? is it smith or john roberts on "america reports?" there will be a fight. >> dagen: we will duke it out. me, i know how to get my freak on. it will get a perfect fit. next up, a groomer causing controversy online for launching a three-tier wedding cake. check out this video that 3 million viewers have watched. some people are outraged. some people don't mind, saying "this is us, and it was funny to everyone." that's not funny. sandra, go. >> sandra: i want to know what jesse, greg, and juan think of that. that looked like it hurt. >> jesse: three layer cake to the head, that's some red flag on this guy. on the one that you are guaranteed to, you know --

>> okay. [laughter] >> jesse: -- get lucky, i don't think he's getting lucky. [laughter] >> greg: no windows on their wedding night. hey, i'm pretty far from the tv screen, but i sense he's got a man bone, right? she married a guy with a man bun. if you marry guy with a man bun, you are a sucker. you could replace this wedding cake with a wedding pig roast. nobody hits anyone in the face with the peg. >> you never been to one of mine -- [laughter] >> she deserved it. [laughter] >> die probably has a long, shaggy hair, and the wife made him put it up for the wedding. she got on his ass about it. maybe that's the root of the problem.

>> i hadn't thought about that. i say this as a veteran. i've been married 42 years. there is a lot of fuss and fight, but also making up in marriage. my only question, which could be fun, is was he serious? if he's serious, i think divorce is in order. [laughter] >> jesse: you got to break up to make up. >> dagen: i've been married twice, didn't have a cake at either wedding. >> more up next. ♪ ♪ (naj) at fisher investments, we do things differently and other money managers don't understand why. (money manager) because our way works great for us! (naj) but not for your clients. that's why we're a fiduciary, obligated to put clients first. (money manager) so, what do you provide? cookie cutter portfolios? (naj) nope, we tailor portfolios to our client's needs.

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: if you have a fever of one oh three, quarantine. [laughter] "fan mail friday." we are answering your questions. great question, i love this. "what's the most useless talent you have?" a lot to pick from that, jesse!

-- >> greg: up a lot to pick from that, jesse! >> jesse: i can flex my tongue. it's called flat tongue. >> greg: i hope that shows up. >> jesse: not very useless. [laughter] 's before i picked off with my feet, but 1 foot, like -- i am not barefoot right now, but i can pick stuff up. >> greg: that's pretty good! >> sandra: i believe her. [laughter] i can wrap my arms like this and put it over my head, but i will mess up my hair if i do it right now. >> greg: do it! you might get unhooked if you do that. [laughter] >> dagen: juan? >> juan: smoke rings are useless, right?

smoking a cigar, blowing smoke rings, what's the point of that? >> greg: that's a great one. it's useless but it is the coolest looking useless trick. my trick is -- i have a crease right up here, i used to be able to hold things in my crease. [laughter] there you go. the only problem is -- oh, here we go. this is a good question. "what was the best birthday party you ever had?" >> dagen: i've never had a birthday party that i remember. >> greg: wow. >> dagen: don't know if it was good or not. >> greg: sandra? >> sandra: covid was special. in september, i was able to get a few people around the table, distanced safely under the stars. it was the first real meal with a few friends. >> greg: way to bring us down.

[laughter] juan? [laughter] >> think of something. >> juan: i had options. given where i live -- i live in washington, d.c., -- people might come to my birthday parties sometimes, and then i think that's memorable. you get people signing the menu. the best i think was after the nationals want to make the world series. my kids made me a birthday cake in the shape of a baseball, and my granddaughters lit it. i remember that one. >> greg: jesse, i know your favorite birthday, but i will let you say. >> jesse: my 40th birthday party at the bellagio in atlantic city was great. you didn't get an invite, because we weren't close at that time. i would have invited you, greg, if we were as close. maybe next time.

>> greg: it was memorable in fifth grade, my birthday. i got the smashup derby, greatest toy ever. at my 40th, let's just say that for 25 minutes, i thought it was the worst night of my life, and then suddenly it was the greatest experience i ever had. [laughter] it was the most amazing -- i couldn't stop loving life or anybody for at least 20-30 hours. [laughter] anyway, "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪

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>> time now for one more thing. start us off. >> so usually when it comes to an obituary, there is no place for opinion, but here i go. in my opinion, hank aaron who died today at age 86 is the real home run king of baseball. here he is getting his 715 home run in 1974 breaking babe ruth's record, finish his hall of fame career was 755 homers and now barry bonds surpass that record in 2007 but bonds achievement was marred by allegations of steroid use. aaron still tops all players, steroids and no steroids, total bases and ranks third all time. so in my book, the big thing is, he is still the home run champ and by the way, we all know him as a brave but did you know he started playing at 17 with the

indianapolis clowns of the negro leagues? i want to say rest in peace, baseball royalty. >> excellent. you're up next. >> i agree about the home run king. barry bonds is not deserving. "the greg gutfeld show" tomorrow night, brian kilmeade, dana perino, an all-star panel tomorrow at 10:00 p.m. now let's do this. unity news. i decided i'm going to do my part to create unity by finding animal videos that express unity in animal form. take this video here which shows how love can cut across all species. isn't that nice? obviously, this is a platonic display of true affection, nothing going on. we would not approve of that here at fox. dogs and cats can hang out and express love but if it goes

beyond the first phase, you're both thrown into the woods we will be eaten by mountain lions. that's my rule. >> or bigfoot. very good. okay. i have one more thing, about mr. williams over here to my left arm i write depending on which way you're looking at it. if one has made many faces over the term presidency, many a face. when i'm defending certain policies or certain tweets, gathered a little collage of some of the faces and that was just the first year and i think that was maybe the travel ban and who knows what was making him react like that, that was a state of confusion, and then 2020, he will not be making any of these faces anymore. thank you for all of those beautiful faces, thank you for "watters' world" also beautiful because my face is right there.

also another beautiful face, stephen miller saturday night 8:00, tulsi gabbard is a beautiful face and is going to be joining us too. dagen mcdowell who i heard it was your birthday last week, happy belated birthday, maybe greg still has some party favors left over he can give you to celebrate. >> happy birthday. >> thank you. let's talk about human canine unity, had a bomb right leg walking with the dog who was also hopping. didn't have an injured leg. bill the dog was hopping because he was walking in concert -- essentially try to make his owner feel better. his owner russell jones actually spent more than $400 in vet fees and x-rays only to discover his dog was just limping in solidarity. i love dogs.

>> beautiful story. >> when husbands wear that fake pregnancy pillow on their belly when their wives are pregnant. >> 1-3:00 p.m. eastern time ♪ i love my country ♪ i love my country ♪ teach from kentucky ♪ we keep it funky ♪ we like how it sounds. pete: brian kilmeade likes to say get up and guess dressed of the we say do not get up and do not get dressed. enjoy whatever food and coffee in bed that's great. glad you are here. will cain, jedediah bila. we were talking before the show today is a very special national day one you are passionate about. will: it is big moment, jedediah, i am here to announce today is national pie day.