justice denied again in the washington swamp. thanks so much for watching. i'm jeanine pirro advocating for truth justice and the american way and i will see you next saturday night. ♪♪ greg: you know know i really don't know what to talk about. i get this because we now have. >> the trump sized hole. greg: yes, with trump we have all these fresh ideas magnetic energy. it was exciting and new like a sock full of right in the face. but with wyden he's been doing the same old thing, killing jobs, stoking racial division and pumping up the climate panic. worse he's making us listen to

this. >> the fastest-growing job in the united states before covid with solar power technician. the same people can do those jobs but the choice of doing the solar power now is a better choice and similarly you have the second fastest-growing job pre-covid was wind turbine technician. greg: yeah as we didn't have enough old people and white men roaming the white house in an open road and now we bring back lurched fresh from the underground pod. say what you will about trump it wasn't listening to that for last four years and if you want to talk white privilege kerry silver spoon as a silver spoon and he owns a private jet which apparently runs on solar power generated by windmills out of the unicorn. i'll bet they needed to lubitz looked inside to get that stack of wood down the plane fare. it's about ringing in the new with the really old a blast from

the past not just incompetent idiots but lousy ideas too. >> again, again we are preparing for an impeachment. we have impeach the president but we are preparing for the case. >> a present shall be removed from the office on impeachment for and conviction of treason, bribery or other high crimes and misdemeanors. greg: not in the office bozo but finally we get the sequel. and though the first one flopped. now they are trying to remove someone from office who are really left office. think about it, it's like heckling the houston oilers. in case you notice they are gone and you look stupid. they do this knowing it's not going to happen. hinders the government from passing the pandemic just like you did before it is the opposite of unifying. the corporate media's providing a trump library of just a hide the books. trump arrangement syndrome is on

autopilot. trump is not even needed for her to work. who needs it when they got you? they are just impeaching trump but they are impeaching you to and they say impeachment is about incendiary language because we want to play this game. you can take any violence from the summer rights in police shootings and trace it back to the democrats mouth. the clever twitter chap entered maxine waters comments and applied it to the governors cuomo staffer. democrats called it an incitement to violence. they didn't say that in the exact same language target chompers and meanwhile who starting to sound really extreme on biden's executive action like the high school yearbooks? it's funny how old joe biden is yet he operates like an 18-year-old gender studies major. he misses one thing to come stand with old people something something called wisdom to "the news york times" is freaking out telling joe to calm down. apparently their editors only like their stupid ideas when they aren't acted on.

bottom line biden lied about a lot of things but mostly he lied about himself and he got help with that. america was told they were electing a centrist, middle of the road guide that would bring america back where we can all get along. they created the division and they sold us a remedy to seal it. biden is not a church in horse, he's a hollowed out vessel and inside his every single left-wing fantasy. what a contrast to trump when he got elected he told you what he was going to do any try to do it. he pretended to be grand when these religious greta. meanwhile you know where trump would stand when it comes to the gamestop story. wouldn't be with wall street. would be with the little guy who beat them at their own game because that is trump so we are still on that quickly called for unity is the pushes marxist dogma disguised as racial justice and plays into the green

eola trillion dollar boondoggle that will pulverize our economy and he talks about people getting back to work and delay some of. yeah they dutifully casts joe biden is mr. rogers but now we are dealing with freddie coop -- freddie krueger on geritol. >> let's welcome tonight's guests. you don't want to see his headshot former navy s.e.a.l. rob o'neill. he's an entertaining comic and his laughter is his tonic. writer and comedian joe devito. she's got a neck for talking host that temp and he's not in the nfl but he is our new york giant. my massive sidekick and host of "fox nation" tyrus. >> where have you've been kid? greg: and rob killed bin laden and joe is a comedian. that is a direct line for

eternity because i lack the energy. >> it's awesome that you are talking about your skill set. there has to be some sort of-ism in there. greg: it sizes him. >> a but i understand. greg: enough making fun of me. rob, what do you think of biden so far? >> it's been a while. i've been locked in because i have that picture up there. it is odd watching it because remember when president trump was funny the executive order and those are some funny memes. i don't think there's any writing on it. it's almost like you can hear the puppet master behind him. i wish i was joking. i'm wondering who's writing the executive orders. greg: and i think it's someone

on kamala harris' staff. 25 or 26 years old. >> a thing that bothers me is joe biden thinks kamala harris loves him because her head comes in the door every 30 minutes. are we done yet because i'm taking that chair. greg: every time she hears aloud noise, that's it. joe weather your thoughts so far? we are not third week, secondly. i lost track of time. >> a think most of the things he's been signing or just kick me signs. it's good to see john kerry back flying in on his spaceship filled with panda blood. not sure the rest of us -- what company can be the next solyndra? america will power itself with piles of burning taxpayer money. the problem with the alternative energy sources is that they don't work. we should pursue them but they aren't good enough yet.

though oil is too cheap and they talk about these turbines and it's great traded kills birds and it kills jobs at the same time and they are elated with that but it just doesn't work. greg: and it's all based on, they have to exaggerate these climate claims in order to justify all of this investment on all the money they are taking from taxpayers. wildfires, that's forestry management and sony but they can't say that. >> a i'm in school because of man-made climate change so watch what you say. actually was good for me but john kerry look you have to understand why you can't fly a commercial be difficult for him going to an airport with all the fans like justin bieber who can never get through there. you have to get rid of it. if the mission is that important yet to get rid of his own jet. don't worry john you can learn to fly.

with the technology i just wanted to say i agree it's not there yet but the only way it will ever get their is innovation and the way we can have innovation is capitalism. not taxation and regulation. that's not the way to do these things. if you truly care about the environment you have to be a capitalist. greg: that's so true. screen. >> it's easier to tell the 55-year-old dude who's been nothing but working outside hey by the way forget your mortgage. you are building solar panels now. greg: you will have to move and i think most of them are made cheaply in china so you'll have to learn your mandarin and how do you get rid of an old solar panel? it's super hard, tyrus. >> i would imagine they need a big eyed to get up and carry it out. i've got that going for me but it just doesn't work out. i tried at the center of the road you know and that first 100

days i'd be super supportive. i lasted about six hours. this is the executive office that it's the executive order. he doesn't know what he signing we don't even know what he signing. there is no explanation and i think he's been stiller comes out in the scrubs and says we are going to increase arts and crafts by another four hours today. my arm is tired. you just lost your privilege. >> it's a first movie reference i have gotten out of this show. >> he's signing away and i guess congress doesn't matter. he's going to do all the stuffing gas is going to to happen? they are going to mess this up. there will be another one term and when the republican comes in for the independent comes through they are going to start executive order in a way. the first 100 day needs to change to executive order sweepstakes where you have 100

days and how many executive orders can you get in? it's all he's doing. greg: it's like that little game they played were you put someone in a phonebooth and they start swirling around. >> and i get it because according to aoc who three years ago on the show we talked about that we only had 12 years left? we have eight years left. greg: that's more than what joe has. >> a terrible joke. >> i been meaning to tell you greg. greg: i apologize for that joke already. by the way i feel trump has a silence going on like those minutes before the shark attack on jobs but what is he doing? where is he? i miss the sounds and is just just strange. >> it's a awkward without twitter having them there because there's nothing to talk about. the spotify thing was a little much. but it heard all of us. we are looking for someone to

hate. >> if you miss president trump go to "cnn." they will not let them go. greg: you need 50 stories to fill up one term storage. you know how they do their placements like how many ounces are in a pound? >> or 15 people saying unpresidential. greg: up next will the new covid swab do the job? wait until you see where they put it.

greg: there are more dead hanging over his hip at the new york attorney general has released a preliminary report from an investigation into how the state's nursing homes responded during a pandemic and it's not good for andy. number deaths in new york nursing homes may be as much is

60% higher than what has been reported and it's directed to send covid cases to nursing homes and early days the pandemic led to thousands of cases among the elderly patient in a couple of days before the report came out cuomo had the stones to say this. >> we were ambushed like no other state nicole and again it was from federal incompetence. they thought the virus was in china. it had gone to to europe in a came here for three months before they ever knew. incompetent government kills people. and competent government kills people. greg: was that a confession in? did he do much better after the report came out? >> whether a person died in the hospital or died in a nursing home, people died. greg: now that's leadership. at least he's not pointing fingers.

>> if you think there was a mistake then talk to the federal government. it's not about pointing fingers of blame since this became a political football. greg: to recap that the federal government's fault but let's not lame people. trump didn't signed that order. who did? elsewhere china is testing for the coronavirus, swabs. recovering patients get negative for ratings from nasal and throat test that samples tested from the lower region resulted positive or that believe we have a picture of hagel's office. that's not it. that's not it either. okay, you win. a cheap shot joe but a great shot no matter what. i have the feeling you have a lot to say about swabs. >> you may have on the show the guy that shot bin laden but it

would it comes to jokes it's my time to shine. if you thought the mask was a pain, i wonder are they using the swab the tacoma brother played like from the american gladiator. i wonder if the chinese communist party is trolling us. >> i would be doing that at a drive-thru testing site. >> it's a just a bunch of cars backing up. >> people hanging out the window. greg: everyone is mooning. >> he's their mask on. >> if you get the swab i want to make sure it's not the same swab is the no swab. please do the nose first. when you talk about cuomo he had some nerve to say the way to count these deaths as they went to the hospital after. that's like saying oh we have

lower car crashes fatalities because we don't count anyone who died in the emergency room. greg: tried the gun control people using using that argument with gunshots. >> i watched it true crime show. a guy shot his girlfriend and she died in hospital. his defense was i didn't kill her, the hospital did and i was watching it like this is crazy. cuomo is watching it and he's like great idea. he's in prison so the logic doesn't follow but to make the comparison between the crime so which is one of the craziest things i saunter crime tv which controls every aspect of my life of the last few months. greg: is he finished? >> i'm sitting with my hands like this for a reason. it's only just begun. when all else fails lame trump. that's all you have to do.

every time you forget to do something at my house, why didn't you save trash out? trump story, you understand, sorry. i have to continue to work to see what his next move is going to be. it wasn't so much that, mistakes were made and i think across-the-board every reasonable adult in the room can understand that covid through a lot of things at us. the problem is when we recognize mistakes made the inability to own it which means you are not interested in fixing it. if i was responsible for my information even one person i would own that and if that meant the end of my career because i'm a bad call in the tough decision you have to accept that. clearly covering up there was so much effort covering up for the people who spoke out and were attacked and said why don't you focus on the weather in the forecast was straight

corruption. >> is the nicest human. >> she's not there because she had a political edge. she's mourning the loss of her family and we saw who he really was. he got an emmy for caring about people. greg: that's the problem. nicely done. rob, this wouldn't be a problem if the press haven't fond over him. if you'd read a book while this is happening. >> he goes out and he sounds like a leader but is blaming the federal government when the state is shoving it all down and it becomes a left in the right thing. if you don't mind i want to touch on the thing. when i first saw that story that was 16 years of naval service. if i'm going to get the nasal swab or the swab i had better get old lollipop after it.

>> two of them. >> even before. greg: up next brady plays another super bowl and we will debate who is the greatest. you won't want to miss it.

now back to "the greg gutfeld show." for updates go to. >> the big game look the same next week at tampa bay

buccaneers football team face-off against the kansas city chiefs in super bowl lv. number of covid-related changes are expected starting with attendants which will be capped at 22,000 people. a third of those of the health care workers who get in free and a number of famous brands like budweiser pepsi and coke will buy at the zierdt due to the pandemic and finally buccaneers quarterback comp rate he is hoping to break his own record from a super bowl win. at age 43 he stands to set the record for oldest super bowl winning quarterback. people act like tom is the greatest of all time but when you look at the facts it just doesn't hold up. >> it's the tale of the tape greg gutfeld versus tom brady. who's the most successful in san mateo california? let's look at the numbers gutfeld bestseller brady three

wildly successful tv shows brady none. gutfeld no super bowl losses brady three super bowl losses gutfeld 6 feet five muscular and handsome. brady is only 6 feet 4 inches doughy and ugly. gutfeld played eight seasons of soccer raiding no documented soccer experience. gutfeld chief of self magazine braiding 2000 drafted into the 199th pick what a loser and finally brady is known for not shaking hands after a loss. gutfeld shakes hands with all human beings regardless of political affiliation. this has been the tale of the tape gutfeld versus brady. greg: i think it's a clear conclusion there tyrus. where do you stand on this ongoing debate that has taken the nation by storm. it has taken the nation by storm comes tyrus. >> there are days you come in to work and you think you are prepared and you've seen

everything and then you have this. as amazing as you are it comes down to just one thing. you are not the goat and this is why i have to hit you with some hard facts. greg: okay. >> a goat is a majestic animal, smart, tough, smart but small. you are more of like a weasel. you know what, non-outdoorsman one of the most majestic intelligent smart whoever little monsters on the planet are the only thing holding them back from dominating the entire animal kingdom is he a small. and they are fashionably cute. in the summer they are red and white and in the winter they are

black with a white tail. he was all white and you see white privilege but greg is smart enough that everyone feels welcome. while your accomplishments are amazing, you're just small. greg: kat here's what gets me. they named the football field or a stadium or something like that at my high school after tom brady. i should at least -- i want a bathroom. >> look as i was watching that i was comparing myself to his wife giselle. so she is beautiful, one of the richest supermodels of all time and over 1000 magazine covers and also charitable work with dr. without borders but is she funny? how funny she did drink with because i am very fun to drink with. you can ask rock.

was she the second loudest in her high school senior class? i don't think so. i like what you are doing. i agree. greg: rob do you have any feelings? >> i like watching tom brady what -- do what he is done done in their friends a barstool made a point. in his win last week he tied drew brees and aaron rodgers. it's really cool when you think about it. he has won the one third of all super bowls. i'm a little bit older than him. a third are fans and another third are in tom brady's retirement home. greg: e1 all these super bowls but you killed bin laden. >> i would trade spots with him though. >> i would be loving being and throwing the ball. >> tom brady is not.

>> everyone wonders how bad is going to be when he leaves home. dad is in florida doing great and i can't wait to go visit dad in florida. that's what belichick says right now. >> what is the secret sauce, is it belichick or brady? greg: i don't even know what that transition was meant to be. >> anything you want great greg: care to talk about the super bowl or the matchup between brady and myself? >> it was pretty impressive to have so much talent come out of one school like that. the two most impressive to come out of the high school are me and my sister. the two performing flying devito kids. my sister was a broadway actress. >> so it's your sister. >> don't forget not you and your sister.

>> here's what i love about tom brady. people try to talk trash about him and the past 20 super bowls he was than half of them. maybe we should all wear, have a diet where you have no walnut on almandale we need to put you in a hyperbaric chamber. even on his workday he comes home to a supermodel. he's doing much better than all of us. >> which means he is constantly ignored. greg: you once dated leonardo dicaprio. that's all i'm saying. up next new demands and he

♪ if i could be you and you could be me ♪ ♪ for just one hour ♪ ♪ if we could find a way to get inside each other's mind ♪ ♪ walk a mile in my shoes ♪ ♪ walk a mile in my shoes ♪ ♪ well before you abuse, criticize and accuse ♪ ♪ walk a mile in my shoes ♪ greg: does your pheasant mock your words unpleasant? the people for the ethical treatment of animals tweeted names we should stop putting to prevent beastieism specifically

an insult like calling someone a chicken chicken are rapid chicken are brad pitt according to peta quote calling someone an animal as an insult. forces the myth that it's the myth that humans are superior to other animals and justify its violating them but not to worry peter provided a list of approved alternatives instead of chicken just a coward or instead of calling someone a say you are bloated piece of tyrus and i want my sweatshirt back. the tweet was widely mocked on social media but i wonder how the kids will react. >> what is this? fish. [bleep] fish. read fish. greg: what a filthy mouth. my goodness. i heard it right at the starting

and it was absolutely disgusting kat. you could argue kat that tina is just take content supply company for a show like ours. >> absolutely, god bless them. they could do something that made a difference but i'm glad they don't. this is so much fun. i do think that i am superior to a chicken by the way. on the whole i'm just as annoying but i also sometimes can add something to the world, conversation wise. you are right they can't possibly think they are changing hearts and minds with a tweet like this. they are the best tools ever actually. none of them are even vegan. greg: i was wondered what would happen if the right to lifers adopted the peta style of protest. how long that would last because peta gets a free ride because it's animals so they can throw paint on your do whatever but the right to life wouldn't go as

well. >> i'm starting to think peta is a plate to give people the mac meet. no offense to chickens or rats, both delicious in their own right. i think animals are getting embarrassed. if they had thumbs they'd be tweeting this stuff out. we learned this impression that we are superior. come on have you ever thought about how smart dolphins are? >> lowe that's not fair. >> i wish i could say the same. greg: i will say this you gave me an incredible idea animal twitter. now that is a great idea, animal twitter. >> it's already called tweets. the birds are at it.

greg: what i don't like rob is when people give stupid names to animals like carl. >> i still can't get over the chickens and the rats on the list. a big bucket of kf far. >> is hard to take them seriously because they are trolls and the last time anybody got in trouble for what they tweeted? away with week kill animals is pretty humane. if you don't believe me go on one of those nature web sites. >> they you when you just die to death. they chew on you for about a month. greg: i just think about a spider that crawls into an animal and let the animal live so it feeds off of the animal while the animal dies. >> they call it marriage.

greg: you've only been married for three years. you can't take that quote yet. >> we can edit the spider greg. it's a wasp and not the spider. it's a big deal in the insect world. that way your meat stays fresh. greg: the whole thing is about consciousness. an animal has consciousness and you are depriving it and that's a problem. i understand that. >> we are missing one huge point here. last time i checked animals don't speak english or any of our dialect so i can call it, i don't know [bleep]. >> you are sounding like a baby. >> i thought it i was a child for a minute. that's patent for olive my kids. it's usually their first word but it's ridiculous. you know that hey come here boy.

don't call me boy. i'm a k-9, have some respect. greg: all right, all right. peta makes it easier to come up with the show line. peta press relief goes in the d blog. up next my favorite story of the week.

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xfinity makes moving easy. go online to transfer your services in about a minute. get started today. greg: will she want a laugh over grizzly gap? the woman in mexico on the left, i don't know why i said on the left. she was reportedly arrested for stabbing her husband after finding photos on his phone up

what she thought were pictures of him having with another woman. turns out the pictures were actually of her younger self taken years earlier when they were dating. apparently she didn't recognize herself because she was thinner and had makeup on. she attacked him without first asking about the photos before he wrestled the knife from her. he is expected to recover. you know who may not recover? this guy. [bleep] [bleep] greg: that's an oldie but a goodie. i think i would use that number times. okay kat this is technically a woman's story. what, go ahead.

>> i just want to point out that this never would have happened if they didn't have before they were married. fornicating may seem fun at the next thing you know you are getting stabbed by your wife. i'm going to go out on a limb here. i don't know these people but i'm going to venture to guess that they were probably other additional problems in this relationship. beyond this discovery. it probably wasn't the most stable foundation if you're going to stab -- dad thing is never the first step. greg: you are like the new dr. joyce brothers. >> i don't know who that is. greg: dr. joyce brothers was like the old kat timpf. greg: i think this guy might he a genius and that he cleverly tricked his wife by saying the younger woman is actually her if indeed that was true. >> what a great way to find out you are no longer attractive.

the reason it was on his phone is because he found the images and transfer them what seems like an odd way to spend your time, to let your phone now and think remember when we are both [bleep] so yeah i think kat is right that the occasional stabbing is the least difficult part. greg: i don't know, man. >> i'm losing my mind here. she stabbed him. this is so sexist. >> she should not have done this. >> we laughed in the hospital. i'm going to jail for attempted murder? why? no guy would get away with that. she has getting sympathy. who cares what it was and here's the other thing ladies put

filters on the social media and do the ankle selfie. when you see an old picture of yourself and you don't recognize yourself any more because the vet person on social media of who you think you really look like and when you are married for a long time the old photos, the funny thing about marriage. takes away everything a man has ever going to happen everything he ever going to be. greg: that's not funny. a lot to look forward to. lee early finish this off if you have a gun. >> i'm concerned with the joke i made about marriage previously. woman stabs man and it's justified but the joke where the woman is up stairs and honey do have a pain in your chest like someone stabbing a voodoo doll?

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♪ is love, sweet love ♪ ♪ it's the only thing that there's just too little of ♪ ♪ what the world needs now is love, sweet love, ♪ ♪ no not just for some but for everyone.♪ >> rob how is the pandemic trading you? >> it's decent. i spend a little time inside.

the joke writing is not improved, working on that. i'm when i was overseas all we have to look forward to what is skype and meals. ias sent out the limited edition but we will sell more for donation. rob o'neill.com and hopefully the person that rights might jokes will give out this web site. greg: that's an easy web site. no one is going to miss that one. any gigs coming up in the comic world? >> getting the cobwebs out the web site into an update next saturday in connecticut and coming up in their glory bananas in new jersey and my special facebook and youtube with over 4 million views. everybody who watches it really appreciated. check it out. greg: i watched it myself and

the pandemic because i will watch anything. tyra sunny final thoughts? >> my movie comedies doing pretty good. you can check it out on netflix.com and john snyder check it out it's a lot of fun. you don't have to think. greg: i don't like thinking either. kat any thoughts? >> had been wearing glasses for seven years and i went to the eye doctor and i am nearsighted in my right eye. i will be getting real classes very soon. greg: that's exciting. >> it is actually. i totally deserve it. greg: you've been just like rachel doll is all. you were at the rachel doll is all of the ocular world. >> i was getting ready for this moment. seven years of preparation.

greg: go to g. gutter.com. that's 4:00 a.m.. thank you guys. a great show. i'm greg gutfeld. i love you america. [♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world," i'm jesse watters. sleepy joe got woke. that's the subject of tonight's watters words. spay what you will about donald trump. he wasn't a phoney. he said what he was going to do and you knew what you were getting into. not joe biden. he ran as a guy from scranton but he's governing like a guy from san francisco. sleepy joe got woke and we are going to go broke. biden started off as the