the white house meeting with senators from the gamestop are underway. we'll have more at 4:00 p.m. "the five" start right now. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i am jesse watters with dana perino, katie pavlich, greg gutfeld and donna brazile. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." president biden meeting right now with ten republican senators at the white house. that group of g.o.p. lawmakers trying to cut a deal on covid relief after biden has repeatedly preached unity. the far left is demanding the president dig that bipartisanship and ran through his almost $2 trillion plan without republicans. bernie sanders is leading the charge on that idea.

>> the question is not bipartisanship. the question is addressing the unprecedented crises that we face right now. if republicans want to work with us, they have better ideas on how to address those crises, that's great. but to be honest with you, i have not yet heard that. >> jesse: now the question is what will president biden actually do? the white house and the media are pretending the president is bipartisan biden but he's done the complete opposite. instead, what americans are getting is job killing joe. remember the new president has signed a record number of executive orders in this first week at the far left absolutely loves. then again it shouldn't come as a surprise to anybody since biden did say this as a candidate. >> i have laid out the most detailed plans on the economy and on issues related to health care and the rest of any president in modern history.

i mean, if i'm elected and it passes, i'm going to be good to go down as one of the most progressive presidents in american history. >> jesse: dana perino, the big question in washington is can joe build a coalition? i don't think he has the votes to new 2 trillion so can he build the coalition? >> dana: if you think back to 2009 in the big stimulus bill, one thing that we learned is that every single day the clock is ticking. the window starts to close on a bipartisan deal. this one is actually quite puzzling. i noticed a definite shift in media coverage over the weekend about the biden administration already. just now starting their second full week in office. that was this notion that wait, you said unity but yet you haven't reached out to anybody. i find it quite remarkable that these ten republicans are willing to say okay, we have an idea. do you want to hear from us?

instead of vice president harrison president biden calling them to the white house. they will have this meeting. i think it's a patina. i think the democrats want to go big, fast, liberal. bernie sanders remember plays it very smart. he got behind biden early on. obviously am not going to win. i'm going to get behind biden and i'm going to push as much as much as possible. he has accomplished a lot. the other thing that i would say is the democrats aren't even able to solidify their own side. one person standing out as possibly against a big deal that biden wants to do a senator joe manchin of west virginia. he is saying hold on a second. might be too much, too fast. they sent vice president harris to his state to do media which doesn't help him. president trump won west virginia by 40 points. it's fine to go in there and try to help senator to try to get to a decision but you have to have the right messenger. i don't think they did that. i think the window is closing on

a bipartisan deal. they've got to figure out something fast. >> jesse: katie, manchin is the linchpin and i don't think he's going to go for 2 trillion after president biden just unveiled 2 trillion in green new deal spending and after a couple trillion went out the door last quarter. >> katie: it's a big question. you have republican senators saying it's not that we haven't pushed through a bunch of relief. we spent trillions and trillions of dollars last year and now we want to push through another $2 trillion and we have $27 trillion in debt and we don't know yet if all the money with that allocating has been spent. this is what you get when you lose the senate and you have bernie sanders in charge of the budget committee. this is all his caucus pushing from the far left to get joe biden to do this and so far in his presidency he's perfectly willing to sign whatever the left pushes on his desk. i wouldn't be surprised if he wants to push forward with this as well but let's not forget republicans also offered on most $2 trillion of relief in october

and it was denied by nancy pelosi because they wanted use it as leverage for the election. now democrats are going to use this and say we had a crisis on our hands and republicans don't care about people and they don't want to help with relief and therefore were going to push through anyway. some republicans are meeting with the president today saying look, if we can't get together on covid relief, the rest of the presidency is going to be pretty rough when it comes to your claims of wanting to unify the country. >> jesse: donna, do you think president biden has been off to a rough start? he had his deportation freeze basically tossed by a federal judge. he said the keystone pipeline to open his face as he laid off bunch of workers and now this covid relief bill is starting to hit the skids. how would you assess the first two weeks? >> donna: well, first of all, it hasn't been a full two weeks but i look forward to the next two years for obvious reasons. the president has said that the plan -- i know it's going to take a long time but i'll get it

right for the next four years. president joe biden said the plan has to be big enough and broad enough to take care of the problems we face as a nation. katie mentioned october when speaker pelosi and others put forward a new bunch of ideas. remember it was may 15 that they passed the heroes act and it took months before the republicans got serious enough to come to the table. i think the american people want a rescue plan that will help them. we should not be going from cliff to cliff waiting for the next round of unemployment checks to be stopped. let's give the american people the relief they need, targeted and make sure we can get the broad support i think will help us through this crisis. >> jesse: greg gutfeld, take it away. >> greg: first of all, the stimulus check i guess was supposed to be $2,000 and now biden is saying it's for $200. as the dems like to describe it, mostly 2,000. anyway. it's not just the $2 trillion of

drives me crazy. it's what's in there. it's like the dems keeps sneaking crap and the bills because they know nobody reads them. i don't read them. it's 5,000 pages. here's an analogy. it's one that involves a digestive process. imagine a restaurant where the chef loves to sneak ex lax into the entree so you need to check each meal. the dems keep sneaking stefan and we have to be responsible. they are assuming we are too lazy to read. i am with katie. we can't forget that in the process of trying to win and election, the dems lost their humanity. they deliberately delayed a relief package so trump would lose and it was a strategy that was highly immoral but it was successful. it got -- it caused suffering among people but they won the election. i think we need to have history get this right, that while trump

was cranking out these miraculous vaccines, the dems were shutting down aid and they are miraculous. i don't know if you saw "the new york times" today but a new study found that the five vaccines with public results have eliminated covid-19 deaths. that's an amazing sound bite, right? almost drastically reduced hospitalizations. they looked at the data based on this research trial. corona that would normally kill 150 americans out of 75,000 has reduced that number to zero. out of 75,000. that's a great parting gift from trump to biden and also to the country. >> jesse: that is pretty good. the audience can look forward to more of greg gutfeld's digestive analogies if they stay tuned. coming up, set up and sounding off over the chicago teachers union still fusing to return to

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♪ ♪ >> those who do not report to work and i hate to even go there. we are going to have to take action. let me be very clear. our schools are safe. we have invested over $100 million in ventilation. other safety protocols, making sure that we have masks. safety and health screenings, temperature checks. >> donna: the chicago teachers union not budging after those threats from mayor lori lightfoot. person learning in the city is postponed until at least tomorrow. that's because the district and union failed to reach a deal and parents are super frustrated. >> from everything that i've read from the cdc recommendations, the science, they have met and exceeded those. i don't think it's a case for us to sit back and go off our instincts. we have to go off the science. the sign says we should open up

our schools. >> are coming up on a year with some kids have had to sleep in their bedrooms and then beyond zoom classroom for eight hours and they don't socialize. we are killing our children mentally. it's mental abuse we are doing to our kids. >> donna: dana, parents are frustrated. teachers are frustrated. everyone is pretty much frustrated. there is no national blueprint on how to safely reopen all of our school districts, whether they are small or large school districts. let me ask you a question. what type of blueprint do we need right now to ensure that all of our schools are reopened at some point during the spring before our students fall even further behind? >> dana: i am not ever for a federal blueprint for local school districts but i do think there are plenty of local school districts that have shown they can do it. we had a guest on "america's newsroom" this morning showing that way in wyoming because of that in school every day.

roaming is not like chicago but their lori lightfoot's think she's investing hundred million dollars saying that the cdc is saying it's safe. the scientist on the mayor's side. i have to imagine she's quite frustrated probably thinking after all we've john for you unions, you're going to do this not only to the mayor because she wants to get kids back in school but to the children. there's a real outcry in one of the things that's different this time than previous teacher unions squabbles is that the entire nation is focused on this issue because all kids across the country and all parents if they had their kids in school or if they don't, they are paying attention to this issue more than ever before and the sciences on the side of getting kids back in school. >> donna: 25 states along with the district of columbia and puerto rico have moved teachers up on the list of people who received early vaccination.

what steps would you take, greg? i know you come up with a lot of great ideas on many topics. what steps would you take to ensure these teachers have moved up and are eligible to get vaccinated? >> greg: let me get back to you on that. i wanted to talk about joy behar. is that still on the table? >> donna: go ahead. >> greg: this is what drives me crazy. it's so easy for people like joy behar to say why not just have everyone repeat a year? there is so much anxiety and uncertainty. is that such a far out idea? it's so easy for people like me and like joy who have no skin in the game because we have a job that benefits from crisis. so it's really easy to tell parents who have anxiety about their kids not learning. stick it out another year. because i'm comfortable. i can do whatever i want. she's a perfect example of how

people in the media can say whatever they want because their suggestions are actually divorced from consequences. i don't have any skin in the game with school because i don't have any kids. the only people who should be giving advice on kids is probably me, that in the lincoln project. >> donna: i've got a little skin although i don't have any kids in school but i've got a lot of nieces and nephews and a lot of others involved in the school system. vaccinations, giving them early access will be helpful. katie, you and i share a concern about at-risk students. we know they benefit from in person learning. what other steps should state, local, and federal officials take to try to move this along so that teachers and students can get back together and we can reopen school safely? >> katie: i think local officials should put a freeze on property taxes and allow parents to take that money and send

their kids to a different school of the teachers union, public schools aren't going to show up. it's past time that some teachers are fired for refusing to show up one another number of faces they've put to the front of the line for a vaccine and then they move the goalposts again and still refuse and for mayors like lori lightfoot who is in chicago who oftentimes allows this extortion to go on with the teachers unions are reasonable time they have a contract up, when you allow that they continue to come back for more extortion than that's exactly what this is. there are big school districts in florida, small districts in wisconsin that have been opened that are open, there's no excuse for this anymore. people need to be held accountable for it because students are suffering. people are paying for teachers to be teaching and they are not teaching and because they are paying for them to teach, they don't have money to send their kid to another school that's been opened. >> donna: i hope they get all on the same page because i don't think it's extortion. it's about their safety. jesse, you do have skin in the

game had i've been with you on numerous occasions and you've shown me pictures of your kids. what's your solution to this problem? >> jesse: my kids are in school because they are in catholic school and the catholics don't play around. in chicago, i said last week it costs $25 million to open up chicago school districts. they did it for 100 million. so kickbacks, they have to be happening. any prosecutor worth his salt should be able to find it. the expenses in the ventilation of grades. apparently that's done so go teach. a lot of schools are spending money on mobile air purifiers. they are cracking windows. they are slapping on masks and they are hiring more janitors. where is jill biden? she has a degree in education? i think she should give a speech about this. michelle obama and barack obama last time i checked, they were from chicago. may be a nice tweet would help people. dropped dr. fauci out. where is joe biden?

he is so passive. you can't just say open up the schools and then go hide in the oval. he's got to get out in front of this. donald trump in the summer aggressively went out every day and pushed hard to open schools, businesses and supports safely. and it worked. he threw trillions at it and a lot of them did. you can't sit back while you have the science, republicans, parents and the cdc pretty much everybody on the side of school openings. and the teachers union on the other side saying no. show me the money. that's not a side you want to be on. >> donna: dana, as you know, jesse just said no question president trump said open schools. joe biden, open schools. without the resources and making sure teachers are seen as essential workers, some people are hesitant to go back to school and some parents are hesitant to send their students back to school. >> dana: that's also a choice. >> donna: hybrid, in person, virtual. what choices should be made? >> dana: if you're a parent

and you're concerned about your child go back to school, then many school districts have provided opportunity for you to keep your kid at home and zoom in on the class. i think a lot of teachers have gotten creative but a lot of parents who got a very creative. for joy behar to suggest, like repeat a year. how insulting to parents were basically been working there job at the kitchen island and going to the dining room table when they can when they get a break from their resume calls that never end to try to figure out a way to upload an assignment for the kid and then coming back over and doing something else. parents have really, really stepped up and i think the teachers, i think there's going to be a long term effect of this. i don't think people are going to forget this anytime soon. the idea of school choice that katie was mentioning, this is a great opportunity. in the election in arizona, one of the most important issues on a local level was a school choice issue. katie probably knows more about that than i do.

i think you'll start to see it replicated across the country because the proof is in the pudding. who's doing the teaching? who's showing up to schools? places like private schools? >> donna: i found it outstanding that the school districts north of chicago are reopening because they are providing -- >> dana: donna, let me happen. we have a fox news alert. president biden meeting with ten republican senators of the white house to discuss. >> president biden: thank you, folks. appreciate it. >> reporter: mr. president, when do you want to see movement? >> dana: that was an incredible meeting that just happened in the oval office. we will have more of "the five" when we come back.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: of "the washington post" has made a surprising suggestion. donald trump deserves no presidential library. i could list the reasons why are you could just look them up in trump's presidential library but wait, no library. it's just another example of the great erase. before they used to rewrite history. that meant having to learn it first and learning hurt so now they just eliminate it it saves time. you don't have to burn books if you torch the whole library. of course this idea proves if

anyone needs a library, its trunk because no recent president has been more picked apart which continues a month after he left office. trump is a word in the headlines of most mainstream papers every single day. that's because obsessions are hard to quit. so the library should really be about them, the dying media class. you could have an entire wing devoted to the collusion hoax. >> keeps turning up again and again. konstantin kilimnik. >> still russian military intelligence. >> he started sleeping at his smelter. tick, tick, tick. taking again. >> greg: those were the days. remember the impeachment obsession? >> this is the most important day in the trump presidency because this is the day that donald trump officially became a marked man. forever.

>> wow. nancy pelosi earned that wow moments after ushering donald john trump into the history books. >> our country in time. 18 december 2019 and president donald trump is impeached. >> greg: who can forget the kavanaugh hearing? >> i was like come on. what could be in this guys yearbook? a little nonsense. this is sick stuff. >> they are protecting a man who's probably guilty. >> that's why they call people functioning alcoholic. i'm not saying that he was but there is that term, functioning attics. >> greg: amazing. if we could add another floor just on the threats made toward the president and his supporters, half the country, call it the kathy griffin annex of derangement. another floor on cnn's media malpractice for a dunking booth for jim acosta. he loves getting dunked on. if we can't rely on the people we rely on now, like jim acosta to give the news straight, what

happens when they get older and dumber? soon they'll be saying biden birthed these amazing vaccines as well as those middle east peace agreements. anyway, trumps library could be the greatest library ever perhaps with the 3d hologram of trump personally giving you a tour. of course there will be books, thousands of books. they will all be "the art of the deal" but what do you expect? jesse, little exercise for your brain. not that you can use it. what should be in the library? >> jesse: well, my sources have leaked the blueprint and you are pretty on track. there is actually a witch hunt wing which features the highly conflicted robert mueller and his 13 band of angry democrats. there is a fake news weighing which features a cut out of jim acosta and a laundry list of all the fake news with the real-time hannity fact-check beside it. there's also a trump rally wing

where you along with other visitors can go and experience what it's like to be inside a trump rally chanting "lock her up" along with the visitors and watching a hologram of trump dance the ymca. there is a stable genius wing where you can look at his accomplishments, domestic and foreign. you have the social media wing where you can see everything will tweet the president has ever tweeted and there is no censorship. the dunk tank is in the basement. that's going to have jeff sessions, not jim acosta. it will be modern-day presidential library and people will line up just like a rally around the block. >> greg: that's actually a better library than i had imagined. that has to happen. dana, you are a museum freak. i'm sure you've been to just about every presidential museum. how do you see this museum in

your head? >> dana: i hadn't really thought about it that much. i imagine it will be big, the biggest ever. no one will have ever seen anything like it in the world. the putin video of his palace that has 100 million views. it will be nothing like this library. it will be bigger and bolder in the best library the world has ever seen. >> greg: katie, there's a democrat sponsored bill to prevent any public building including a bench to be named after trump which seems kind of unifying. they also want to strip him of his pension which is also unifying, given the fact that he didn't even take his paycheck. why is the trump derangement syndrome still ongoing after he's gone? >> katie: i mean, i think that's a question for the people. i want to get in on the museum.

the diet coke button would be a good one. the big letters from kim jong un. you would put them in a room with no photos of people have to come see them in person. you can't take a picture of the contents of the letters. to go back to your first question about the trump derangement syndrome, when they talk about how trump shouldn't have a library, the way they will do this is they won't just write it in "the washington post." they will seek out the construction companies and architects to dare to say they are going to work on the project and then they will boycott them and then they will try to get right of all their other contracts they have. probably in florida where the library will be billed. the donors and everyone and the gold suppliers. that's how they'll go about it. unfortunately. >> greg: let's say "the five" was going on a field trip to the donald trump museum, would you go and enjoy yourself? >> donna: only if there is a bar in the basement.

it will be a vague skyscraper somewhere. with a lounge or lobby being insurrectionist hall. >> jesse: oh. >> greg: all right. "saturday night live" avoiding biden jokes like the plague after four years of trashing trump.

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to? they are cowardly because they don't want to get canceled for going after democrats? is he boring? i don't know. >> greg: all of the above. it's not so much that they won't do jokes on joe or any democrat. when they do them they're going to be gentle and affirming, like with obama and hillary. how you might poke fun at your boss in the speech given in his honor. they will somehow get around to it but it will have the bite of a tadpole. there are so many topics that brave comedians should go after. obviously right now i would say cancel culture, identity politics, the mob, and t5 miscreants and of course our portable leaders. but they can't because they are cowards. you saw what they did it jimmy fallon when he had fun with trump on his show. they ate him alive. they had trump on "snl," they ate "snl" ally. they are scared. don't think about making fun of kamala harris. you'll be branded a big it.

just leave that alone. >> katie: jesse. >> jesse: was plank hunter biden -- was plank hunter biden? you could have hunter in the west wing. portray creepy kamala coming up behind joe, in her converse. trying to put a knife in his back. aoc. joe falling asleep because he's not woken up. plenty of material. they used to lampoon both parties and they don't do it anymore. i think they understand the power of ridicule and they will sacrifice laughs for politics because they don't want to threaten the electoral fallout if they make joe look like an idiot. >> dana: i think satire is important for democracy. it's important to be able to be able to laugh at your leaders and yourself and i think also that that kind of thing makes you better. joe biden campaigned on wanting

to return to normalcy and unity. one thing that can bring people together and still is humor. if they don't even try then you won't be able to get there. >> katie: wouldn't normalcy be "snl" making fun of both presidents in a manner which political party therein? >> donna: oh, i know they're going to get to the weekend where they will skewer both the president and vice president. i'm not worried. alex moffat is under 40 so they got to spend some time getting in the right makeup. if joe biden goes down of there and asked people to drink bleach as a way to fighting the pandemic, god knows. >> greg: that never happened, donna. you got fed alive. that never happened, donna. you got fed a lie. if you are going to say that, you have to show the clip. >> donna: then get the clip.

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♪ ♪ >> dana: welcome back. time for the fastest seven. first up, bad news for men. most women would rather spend locked down with her best friends rather than the romantic partner. does this surprise you, greg? >> greg: here is an interesting thing about that study. if you asked a husband the same question, he would answer at the same way. he would prefer to be with his wife's friends. >> dana: [laughs] >> donna: oh. oh. >> dana: katie, it works out well if your best friend happens to be your husband. >> katie: exactly. my best friend is my husband.

it's fun to be in lockdown. we've quite enjoyed it. >> dana: jesse, how do you think it will go if the lovely emma. >> jesse: she married her best friend. there you go. i am going to give some advice to women of america. dana, hold my hand. >> dana: i've got you. >> jesse: you have to marry your best friend. don't go for the guy for money or because he's super handsome. marry the guy that makes you laugh they like to spend time with he's your best friend. >> dana: donna, any words of wisdom? >> donna: spend it with whoever you can find who loves you, adores you, and appreciate this moment that we are having because it's not going to last. >> dana: finally, some parts of the country could get hit with up to two feet of snow. the monster storm is making life

difficult for over 100 million americans. how difficult has the storm been for you? >> jesse: i had to walk rookie in several inches of snow. new yorkers are like toddlers. it snows and we are like oh, my god. if you live in minnesota, this happens like every day. >> dana: it does. greg, did you walk uphill both ways today getting to work? >> greg: i don't know, is that a euphemism? your sick mind. is this nature's way of reducing crime. it will be the safest day in new york city all year. they won't be stealing any cars and they will be eluding my neighborhood. the worst part about it, the sidewalk moats. when you're short person like myself or dana, the sidewalk modes. they push all the snow up so you can get to the sidewalk. it's just wrong.

>> dana: the worst thing is when you step and one in the snow goes in your boot. >> greg: yes. >> dana: you get snow in your boot. katie and donna are in d.c. katie, do you have snow? >> katie: lots of snow. i love the snow. i don't like the cold much but if it's going to snow, it's worth it so i think the snow was beautiful. i grew up in the snow and i love it. >> dana: how about donna? has zora been out in the snow? >> donna: she didn't like it on her first day. he's a native south carolinian but she's excited about it. i can't wait to give her another walk. the only thing snow and ice is good for, a drink. >> dana: i knew it had to be something about drinking. >> greg: i agree. >> dana: it's 5:00 somewhere. >> donna: i'm from louisiana. it's 5:00 somewhere. >> dana: all right, "one more thing" "one more thing" is up next.

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david spunt. >> dana: will mention snow. central park was covered. that means jasper is out and about. the only dog out there. he's going to be 9 years old in april. that dog was having the time of his life. somebody who might not have had as much fun, bryan llenas. he was on assignment on "america's newsroom." talking about the nypd and reform and he was getting crushed. to add insult to injury, when he went inside his apartment building, he got stuck in his elevator for half an hour. it was one of those mornings. he deserves all of the hot cocoa in the world. >> jesse: that's a lot of global warming.

>> greg: if you missed "the greg gutfeld show" last weekend, you missed the greatest super bowl matchup in history. take a look. >> detail of the tape. greg gutfeld versus tom brady. who was the most successful freshman from san mateo, california? let's look at the numbers. gutfeld, five "new york times" bestsellers. brady, one. gutfeld, three wildly successful tv shows. brady, none. >> greg: no super bowl losses. brady, three super bowl losses. brady stands 6'4". gutfeld played eight seasons of youth soccer. brady, no documented soccer experience. gutfeld was editor in chief. brady, in 2000, drafted in the sixth round, 199th pick. what a loser. finally, brady is known for not shaking hands after a loss.

gutfeld shakes hands with all human beings regardless of age, race,, political affiliation. this is the tale of the tape. >> dana: very good. >> greg: need i say more? >> jesse: that was incredible. one of the best things you've ever done. going to be a tough act to follow and i'm not going to do as well as that but i will say remember last week. i miss gendered a dog or and misidentified a lab for a golden retriever. what do i know. producers and say it that i need to redeem myself. what is this? a cocker spaniel? a labrador looking at himself in the mirror and trying to become accustomed to himself. that's a black lab i think. >> dana: very good, well done. >> jesse: katie, back on top. >> dana: you didn't mistake the lab for a golden retriever. you must talk of golden -- a

german shepherd for a golden retriever. >> jesse: it's the producers fault. >> dana: it is never the producers fault. >> greg: i yelled to the producer for you. >> katie: we need to get jesse one of those books. 365 dogs. speaking of furry animals, we thought that tears were hibernating in the winter. take a look at this skier in romania skiing down a mountain and getting chased by a bear, didn't know what was happening. all the people were saying go faster, you're getting chased by a bear. the bear was on the slopes chasing this guy down the mountain. usually bears are sleeping right now but this one. >> dana: he woke up and he was hungry. >> katie: having fun. >> dana: that's the best "one more thing" i have seen. >> katie: good! >> jesse: in romania.

they call that tuesday. part of the romanian experience, everybody. you pay extra for that. who's up next? donna brazile, go for it. >> donna: last but never least. february is black history month. it's an opportunity to celebrate the history we've all made together. started in 1926 as a week and now it has expanded to an entire month. the shortest month of the year. go ahead and find ways to celebrate this important time. do it virtually. do it in person but just do it right. thank you. >> dana: shortest month of the year, that is for greg gutfeld. >> greg: that's unnecessary. you took a beautiful moment and you insurgent division and hate and it disgusts me. a sign of protest. >> donna: every now and then you tell the truth and when you tell the truth i'm going to say amen. amen.

>> jesse: i thought i was the only blue. >> greg: you are a boo-hoo. >> donna: enjoy the snow. >> jesse: bret baier never >> bret: tom brady didn't get boo. thanks guys, good evening. i bret baier. they are discussing a possible bipartisan covid relief package. the ten senate republicans say their $600 billion proposal could be through by congress one of them will join us in just a few moments coming right from the oval office congressional democrats are considering going it alone with a much