jeanine. see you next time. ♪♪ ♪♪ >> on tuesday the senate voted on the constitutionality of baron peach met rerun meaning you had to watch this of grandstanding all week and if you don't you'll be accused of siding with the mob even if you condemn the mob, even if you condemn all mobs. we take this seriously but for more reasons than the media for the dems think is an award how both groups are once again in unison singing like artan canaries about the same thing? first, the dems. >> that mob at the president's

direction erupted into the bloodiest attacks on the capitol since 1814. >> he pointed to us, lit the fuse and sent an angry mob to fight the perceived enemy. on january 6, president trump left everyone in this capitol for dead. greg: now their enablers in the press. >> the president of the united states incited the mob to reach the capitol overturn a free and fair election and kill them. >> trump's them the mob to the capitol, angry, looking for you. then he left you and congress comic you senate jurors for dead. greg: can you tell these two sets of clowns apart? we've been down this road so many times we could drive it blind in her while eating notches. they share one narrative from defending mostly peaceful rise to waiving all of the races but

the constitutionality vote is. to be able to bequeath your own power by voting for that power or that's like letting employees at the lincoln project choose their own interns. google it. and what of the for telling of the horrible events on january 6? to what end is this miniseries intended? it's like watching 12 angry men over and over again until it's 48 angry men or legal scholar jonathan turley put it this way, it's more emotive than prohibitive like showing the remnants of a fire that does not materially show the accused is guilty of arson. so why show the fire? politics. some buyers are shown and others are not. remember how saying the word coup was considered extreme when the dems did everything to oust trump? now it's here you all about, coup, coo, coo but we know what a coup is. does jed? >> some remarks on burma can you

give us a flavor of what is going going to say and is he going to announce sanctions? >> were having such fun together he will have more to say about actions being taken by the united states in response to the coup in burma. greg: there's that sarcasm sidestep her happy place on the brain freezes. makes you wonder what she's like when she's not the podium. ♪♪ hi, how are you? >> well that's an interesting question. i am not tied that is one of president's top priorities. >> hey jen i love your dress. where did you get it? >> while that's a great question. your moms. >> is that a serious answer?

>> well as i said before your moms and i don't think i have any more to say at this time. >> hey year. >> hey your husband called and he wants you to phone him at home. >> wow, phone home. check out e.t. over here. >> hey jen how's it going? >> how is that going? okay i know there's something on that in here. toilet paper, believe i did ask our team about this. >> do you have toilet paper are literally on shoe. you know what i'm going to have to circle back with you on that one when i have more information. greg: perfect. very good, better than my momala. what are the lessons this week? you can't shout fire in a

crowded theater but they media can through narratives that defied to inflame the country. all police are violent. that narrative lead to reduced lung person resulting in explosions murders and felonies. all of trump supporters are stupid races because four years of labeling tens of millions of people as races racists with targets on their backwards not shouting fire in a crowded theater. shouting hang them in a crowded mall. an l.a. times compared a neighbor to. what did he do to deserve back? burn across painted burn across painted swastikas? he plowed her driveway. a good deed and for that he was smeared as an angry from a neighbor who could easily qualify as an angry. meanwhile time magazines on line whatever it is these days up a roquefort about wide selection when detailing conspiracy involving a well-funded cabal with powerful people working together to change rules and laws spierer media can and flow

the control of -- there were fortifying for the writer calls it an extraordinary shadow effort. they call it a confession. and you have to ask if the whole thing is rigged? that's treason so sorry not rigged, fortified per at why was the shadow effort deemed heroic? the media and the dems shouted fire for four years but they claimed the term presidency was an existential threat. not all freedoms of speech are equal which is why they let these words out. >> i know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the capitol building to peacefully and a tragically make your voices heard. greg: you didn't see that at the hearing. so should we look at the democrats and the media's words? how many times did they incite violence? a lot. boykin may fight but on friday the trump the funds played montages of democrats in the

media using violent rhetoric against trump. >> i'm going to be fighting like hell. >> keep fighting, fighting, fighting. we are going to keep fighting. >> we know how to fight. >> the ongoing fight of sites. >> we know how to fight. >> we just have to fight. >> i fight fight and continue to fight, never, never, never give up this fight. greg: and one on forever and then they show the dems defending the riots. >> they are not going to stop. >> show me where it says protests are supposed to be polite in peaceful. greg: they can say that padilla can't because they have more rights than you. they are the establishment in you are the weirdos. we witnessed a hellish summer

after four years of hostile narratives. the ugliness of june were six didn't happen in a vacuum. the media would like you think it did so they can blame you for it and put it on tv like an infomercial selling hate. they could even call you a but don't return the favor by classic mandalorian actress gina carano lost her job because she compared being conservative being a person in germany. the same hyperbole used repeatedly by lefty celebs and activists in casino consequences all. when it came to trump suggesting millions work persecuted and they get away with it but gina, not her she's as bad as hitler. if only someone maybe 10 or 15 years ago saw this coming. >> if you disagree with me then you are worse than hitler. >> if you disagree with me you are worse than hitler. >> if you disagree with me you sir are worse than hitler.

greg: i have's gracefully. i look like a sweaty corn fritter, shellacked bag of wet sock. how did i get on tv? it's unbelievable. that was red eye my old late show on every night. it was such a great idea that we are doing it again to grade gutfeld show is going nightly at 11:00 p.m. mus -- eastern monday through friday that's going to be graded and if you disagree with me you are definitely worse than hitler. greg: let's welcome tonight's guests remember when your mom said if you kept making that face it would stay that way? its comedian joe machi. i have hate myself for that one. she is proof that good things come in small packages "fox business" network anchor dagen mcdowell pressurize calls the shots and she stole from a hobo. post a "fox nation" kat timpf

and a pool stick is to pick my master sidekick and host of "fox nation" tyrus. i know i know, tyrus was egging me on to say something completely cancel all. he wants me to get canceled but i'm not going to do. speaking of being canceled a lot of canceling this week. a lot of people lost their jobs. >> i call it cancellation creed. it's growing like what gets you banished from culture or from your job or the list is growing. a very good friend of ours who is very liberal discovered too much chagrined that the red shoelaces that jazzy cute red shoelaces he put on his hiking boots are signed of white supremacy. greg: who called them out on a? >> probably some sort of rogue enforcement person told him that so i made a list of things that

need to be canceled. elmo. elmo loves you. no he doesn't, he's red. maga. tom brady plays for the buccaneers. you can't root for someone who is friends with donald trump and you should cancel all the patriot fans as well. and golf and golfers trump loves golf and trump owns golf courses you know golf shoes. greg: the bw. spent that should be canceled too. terrible automobile. greg: would you make of this whole cancellation, and a cancellation? >> when i saw the word cancel was in the same sentence. they canceled mandalorian. congratulations disney. they can take away her

livelihood but the people taking away her livelihood they are still taking a system where they have to live by this rigid ever-changing conformity that makes less and less sense. they kicked her out of her own prison. america still a nice person. greg: that's a brilliant point because every morning they still have to watch their backs. she is free, she is free and i've noticed there are people who get canceled and they move on to do way better things and actually they are happier. they are canceled for the wrong things. if they are not canceled for the wrong things is different. kat what is your take on this? >> well look obviously not to compare nazi germany to the united states now. the thing is we cannot have a more clear example of someone who got fired for being a republican. a guy on the same movie compared

trump's immigration policies to than not seek concentration camps. and disney came out and said we do not support denigrating people or their race or her religion. first of all let's not she was doing. she was a celebrity with that trash political opinion. what does qualify would be ethnic toensing perhaps so if disney truly care they wouldn't kiss the of the chinese communist party so much that they got a special thing at the end of mulan. it could not be more transparent greg: are heard when she was fired the uyghurs were like thank you disney. >> exactly. greg: thank you so much for standing up for us. i write tyrus choose from any topic you wanting colluding how

awful i look. >> i'm sorry but you know i never do this. greg: you never do this. >> actually can you hold on for a minute. it's me. i ain't never coming home. so what was your question? greg: i don't think there needs to be a question. that's how you cancel. greg: you canceled your whole family. hugh canceled your whole family. >> well when you say like that. greg: the good news is so probably get a podcast. >> was that worse than hitler? greg: that might have been worse than hitler. oh my god. up next is comatose? we will let you guess which one - i'm sure you've heard how grammarly improves your writing, we will let you guess which one we are talkingngngngng

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greg: the fall of cuomo is longer in slow mode. according to shocker important in your post governor into cuomo and administration intentionally change the death toll from covid-19. lawmakers melissa derosa admitted they had feared there would the evidence for the feds

say quote we were in a position where we weren't sure of what we are going to give the department of justice but we were saying was going to be used against us. try to walk that back. we now know covid patients were transferred to nursing homes in the pandemic started this number 40% higher than the stats of the department. cuomo has not admitted any wrongdoing but derosa gave an apology to state them sing it to understand what you are putting their know that was not fair but is not her intention to to put you in that political position with the republicans so welcome to the democratic party of new york where political fallout, trump's your dead relative. joe he apologize to the politicians first. amazing. >> to janice dean for fighting for the story for a long time and hats back onto the

mainstream media for tossing that guy a whole bunch of softballs and an m.a.. it was a policy that made so little since to begin with because you couldn't see you on relatives because of covid and the only way you could get into nursing home is if you had covid. >> a great job everyone. greg: i love this kat. i went to check out cuomo's book and you know how they have blurbs from entertainment weekly parties quoting andrew cuomo is that he wrote that americans never realize he is. >> i don't think anyone needed this. he should take all the money he made from that book and give it to all the families. i mean look this isn't surprising. i knew they probably weren't this bad accounting but you know it's the fact that they apologized. sorry this was politically tough.

worse to die. it's worse to have a loved one die and then have the governor publicly mansplain their death to you. you know nothing about what happened. it is so gross and just truly unbelievable. i don't need that. greg: we must not forget while this is going on there playing q-tip theatre on "cnn" with his other bozo brother. does this kill his political future? buddy is a democrat so they have lower standards. >> i honestly don't know but i'm trying to think in my mind how you could have a cover-up of 9000 deaths. that is impeachable. >> i was thinking the same thing >> that's actual contents, you have the transcripts freed you

have confessions. i'm not saying it's an alley-oop when you throw the ball in the air. the other thing i'd like to say is i think janet dean should run for governor. i think she should fight. greg: she could definitely weather that campaign. that's why. it's jokes like that but that's interesting. she would win on this point alone. >> it's probably off it's probably higher. >> when people say that it's not that this literally is. >> he was doing interviews and mocking people. his people apologize to the people who don't care anyway. greg: exactly. >> even i made a mistake, this is horrible, some form of

ownership for those families. a great point, because he's protected by qualified immunity you can even go after him. that's the reason why the impeachment is an absolute joke. politicians are protected by qualified immunity. it's pathetic. >> one thing janet said as he was given kind of the glossy interview. "people" magazine then writing condolence cards to the thousands of people lost family members. p6 one of his henchmen on her and said she should stick to the weather. in the meantime he wrote that book. the very mention of this vile man's name makes me want to do a mchale which i think is relevant because it's like cuomo to sue sue. he has an noz being demon that makes me want to projectile. i hope is gone forever but it

will be. greg: know he won't be and i just want to add a couple of days ago his brother was blaming fox for january 6 and again this is a guy who basically ran interference for his brother on "cnn." i keep going back to that stupid thing. >> it was date night. he used to be on the bachelor. >> he was single and ready to mingle. policies kill people's families members and what she decided to do was employ those. greg: incredible. up next the white house lowers the bar.

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to "the greg gutfeld show." ♪♪ greg: it's been almost a year and this pandemic and i can find myself saying, please god make this -- do we need a lucky charm to schedule a shot in the arm? we spent the last few weeks fruitlessly searching on line for a vaccine appointment you are not alone. after the distribution plan to the line for cabbage in the old soviet union. there's always a line for cabbage. to get an appointment most are sitting at the sitting at their computer with was several links open constantly getting refreshed hoping appointments will pop up somewhere sometime before the end of time. if you're not internet savvy you are out of luck.

mike lames you know who. >> my predecessor was very long about it and did not do his job and getting ready for the massive challenge of vaccinating hundreds of millions of americans. he didn't order enough vaccines. he didn't mobilize enough people to administer the shot. he he didn't set up the federal vaccine center where eligible people could go and get their shots. greg: he forgot these these present happened white has a bill of six or million vaccines by july so until then we'll keep on clicking. one guy new york found a way to streamline information from all those web sites into one place. he calls it turbo back and it's up dated constantly. the private sector builds a better product which brings us to big government. remember joe biden's commitment to get kids back to school in his first 100 days? >> i made a commitment that we tried to get k-8 back to school by the end of this 100 days.

>> will also do everything we can to safely reopen the majority of our k-8 schools by the end of the first 100 days. greg: that commitment is turned into a one day a week in april. >> the last couple of months during transition about reopening schools with them 100 days why didn't he mention in small. that would be for one week? >> again the president made -- so the goal of reopening the majority of schools within 100 days and i answer the question. that is not the feeling. that is the bar where trendy leap over and achieve. greg: a salamander could leap over that word. i can walk under that are. joe what do you have to say for yourself? >> and out president biden on reopening schools. >> that's right, he one day

going to school. tuesday through friday he stay home and do zoom but classes. these kids love zoom by. that will save some money right there, six or seven under bucs release prefigure money for shoes. all kinds of shoes, cashews. that's right come if the shoe fits a godmother says you can go to the ball. walk a mile in a man's shoes, i will make you a judge. greg: tyrus i can't figure out how to get a vaccine. >> i have no clue. greg: we are not important enough. >> i don't even know which way to go. greg: even people who need it can't get it. >> i think it goes back to, i keep saying to myself over and over again the adults are in the

room. the only thing we have seen at a high level is executive orders and the complete disappearance of accountability. i get it, things are more quieter we don't have the tweets but you know what else we don't have any more? accountability. president trump had no problem pointing out who is not doing their job and now we are back in the shadows. everybody says oh what we meant was the bar. that's not even like a chalk line on the ground. one day a week? i have children. i have a lot. some go to private school and some go to public school. my kids on private school are full day, five days a week human something happens and make adjustments. public school, they run virtual learning in virtual learning is brutal because you cannot make a 9-year-old sit in front of a zoom class with a texan

chiclet -- technological advances that they have these days. one kid literally rode wrote buffering as his name so the teacher is like oh it's still loading. they are that clever. my daughter took a selfie of herself and positioned in front of the camera like this. and was off playing with barbie dolls. >> imagine if no one asked her what she meant by opening schools. going back to school one day a week does not mean schools are reopened anymore than seeing your ex-manger act together. like a cheap substitute and a joke. yes we are reopening. reopening? >> as a former teacher it's completely insane because you have one day a week. it's going to be like recess. they are all excited to see each other and then they don't do many have to make up. it's too much inconsistency for

kids. they have no accountability and more. not their fault. greg: all right joe, my analogy for me is that i'm like group nine and boarding a plane for this vaccine. imc 54j. >> that must be hard for you. you aren't used to that. greg: i'm not used to that. how do you feel about this? >> i think one day a week isn't a full week of school in the same role where two weeks flattens the curve. it's extremely frustrating because the government does the easy part hard. the hard part is getting the vaccine and the easy part should be getting people to get it, having a clear process for who gets it when and it doesn't seem to happen like that. that's what worries me about professional health care. most conservatives are willing to have the conversation that we need to get everyone covered with health care in some fashion

but should it be just the government? then we will need more government because there has to be some sort of competition. >> in the web site to a super confusing web site. the government is the most efficient way to do things. greg: they could have done that for 50 billion though. it would jam up. since they'll probably spend a lot for than 50,000. greg: they can make a web site for 50 billion that jams up a printer. her number those? >> it runs off of commodore 64. government portal. it's just the nature of government and bureaucracy some politicians come in and take something that is crystal clear and obvious and make it inefficient and nonfunctioning. kids do not transmit even if they have the virus they do not

transmit the virus like adults do. they are less likely to get very sick from it. the science says get them in the classrooms. greg: up next valentine's day and other romance

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♪ well before you abuse, criticize and accuse ♪ ♪ walk a mile in my shoes ♪ if he tells you he's jon hamm it's most likely a scam. the federal treatment commission says romance scams cost people more than $300 million in 2020. that's a lot of money. up 50% in the year before. back in the days we could size of the in person. more and more people called victim to catfishing when someone uses a fake profile and convinces the markets and the money. some are convinces 63 old woman on instagram whose name is bruno mars and was so in love with her he wanted to quit his tour to be a parent can you send me 10 grand for two or expenses?

all told fake bruno builder of $100,000. who was this man? you see him. don't handle them on your own. the ftc says be wary of anyone who shows an interest in you but refuses to meet you in person. story of my life. never ever send money to someone you haven't met but the biggest scam of all happening this weekend valentine's day. what a waste of paper and candy unless you are a sweet tooth pony. that is a. it's not a child. kat pro-anti-valentine's day? >> look it's annoying when those chicks are super into it with a post at the flowers and best

boyfriend ever and the guys like what i have to buy her flowers? greg: a great impression of guys. >> that's what i hear i don't know but at first i was like how could it be that and then i realized i've been scammed out of money using far less sophisticated ways. love to go out but i don't have any money. you are looking at here apartment in you don't even like the guy and why is there a marvel movie on my tv? >> i don't miss those stories. those are in your past. but you know what dagen if you are married to a russian like me there's no valentine's day and less it's made of wood. that's a yaakov smirnov throwback. i figured you didn't joy it. everything was made of wood.

in russia valentines day made of wood. come on america. just say whatever you want. >> i have a way for people in all relationships in all romances about receiving gifts and never giving them even cash donations so it's only a one-way street coming in, intake only. there is no shipping only receiving. you can exchange may be some physical favors like clip a guy's toenails. never give him any actual money or gifts. greg: he's just put in image in my head that i have the get out by talking to joe. >> greg i am scammed in every relationship. sometimes it works out great one time i think a the lady was just going out with me for the free dinners but the joke was on her.

greg i'm not having a great reform in the show and i'd landed on last week's guests. greg: tyrus have you ever been scammed? >> labor been scammed? yeah, lot. here's the deal first of all people get catfish its ridiculousness and people who allow themselves, if you've ever talked to anyone, on the internet. some guy is promising you gold but anyway i digress. your arrogance allows you to think the bruno mars is going to call you and the ergen says that if you let's say on a good day you were 4.5 but some reason the 12 is telling you they want to see you but their phone is

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♪♪ greg: what is the appeal with gender reveal? video of a failed gender with no party shows him accidentally shooting a gender reveal canon

into his. check it out. oh [bleep] [laughter] greg: nothing funnier than permanent damage. people die from this stupid the last week in michigan when guy died from an exploding canon used for a gender reveal at a baby shower. it's why i avoid the b. shares but the bigger question is why our gender reveal reveal parties electing? the woman who invented them says she now regrets it as much as this lady regrets beating this ostrich. greg: slow down their ostrich.

tyrus the last thing at injuries is unique because that child was maybe not even two years old and laughed hysterically so this is not learned behavior. there are real differences but i can understand why people laugh at rhine injuries but we now know, science. >> first of all is the father and going to let you know that your kids laugh at you every moment you fall down or anything bad happens to you they laugh. when you lose an argument, mom was right. kids are horrible. they are horrible. when you're in pain they enjoy it and they laugh and it comes from a place they just know. and literally he's having a boy apparently so one day he's going to tell his son i gave up mine

and this is how you repay me. my gender is gone because i just shot it off with blue confetti so i could celebrate you and you aren't owing to go to college. that's a typical father thing. we have to put it together and if it falls apart it's our fault and the kids laughed at us and your wise gifts on facebook and plays the video to everyone. she gets mad at you and she puts the filter on. everything is there. you need to do that filter. greg: joe let me ask you where do you stand on gender reveal parties? >> it's one of those meetings that lacks two hours. this could have been a one sentence meeting but i also don't know why you would post that video. beneath because the mom and the daughter thought it was hilarious and dads feelings don't count.

that's why. greg: it's painful. dagen i have to tell you as a guy i don't have to mansplain how painful it is. >> i apologize dual -- for all women to continue to laugh. i watch videos on youtube of people skate orting infalling on a railway. i laugh when i ignited to watch the video or read "the new york times" article about the video before ever watch it. he lips surrounded blue canon. the daughter starts crying when she finds out it's a boy because that's what men do. so they blast confetti into the. greg: blue confetti was my dancing name back in the 90s. >> the world has changed greg ray to my day you got a phonecall that said it's yours you know what i'm saying?

it's a knock on the door, it's yours. >> if i were ever pregnant i don't think i would the even concerned about the of the baby. i would not cross my mind. i'd be freaking out, is the kid going to blacks how are you not worried about that? >> the one that does well in the other when she just kind go you know. >> they are so much uncertainty. i would like to have kids one day but i don't know how you can at these parties with all these balloons and all this excitement and you don't know that kid is going to grow up to someone who is -- greg: you don't and you know what i don't take the risk. >> don't worry i have enough kids for eveveveveve

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thank you kat timpf tyrus dagen mcdowell and joe machi. i'm greg gutfeld. thank you for watching the show. i'm trace gallagher in for jon scott. have a great night. [♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. the china cover-up, that's the subject of tonight's watters words. an delegation from the world health organization just visited wuhan and said there is nothing to see here. they said it didn't spring from the lab, maybe it came from australia. the smoke screen gives joe biden a perfect excuse to go soft on china and reward his donors. he's already compromised