to cities and towns across america. and we're adding more every week. coverage and speed. who says you can't have it all? ♪♪ ♪ greg: the senate voted on the constitutionality of their impeachment rerun meaning you had to watch this all week, and if you don't, you'll be accused of siding with the mob even if you condemn the mob, even if you condemn all mobs. oh, by take this seriously, but for more reasons than the media or the dems think. isn't it weird how both groups are once again in unison, singing about the same damn thing? first, the deaths. >> that mob, at the president's direction, erupted into the bloodiest attack on this capitol

since 1814. >> he pointed to us, lit the fuse and sent an angry mob to fight the perceived enemy. >> on january 6th president trump left everyone in this capitol for dead. greg: now their enablers in the press. >> the president of the united states incited a mob to breach the capitol, overturn a free and fairpr election and kill them. >> trump sent the mob to the capitol angry, looking for you. then he left you in congress, you, senate jurors, for dead. greg: can you even tell these two sets of clowns apart? we've been down b this road so many times, we can drive it blind in our underparts while eating nachos. the media and the dems share one narrative, but the

constitutionality vote is weird. it's weird to bevo able to bequeath your own power by yvoting for that power. that's like letting employees at the lincoln project choose their own interns. google it. and what of the foretelling of the horrible events on january 6th? to what end is this miniseries intended? it's like watching 12 angry men over and over again this it's 48 angry men. jonathan turley said it's like showing the remnants of a fire that does not materially show that the accused is guilty of the s arson. what he said. so why show the fire? politics. some fires are shown, others are not. remember how the billions done in damages were ignored by the media as well as the violence? remember how saying the word coup was considered extreme when the dems did everything to oust trump? now it's all you hear about, coup, coup, coup. we know what a coup is. does jen? >> the president's remarks, could you give>> us a little

flavor of what he's going to say? is e going to announce sanctions? >> i've been a here -- we're having such fun together, i don't think you want me to get fired on week three of my time here as press secretary. he will have more to say about actions taken in response to the coup in the burma. greg: there's that sarcasm sidestep. makes you wonder what she's like when she's not at the podium. ♪ ♪ >> hi, how are ya. >> well, that is an interesting question,, right? i am not high, and that is one of president biden's top priorities. finish. ♪ ♪ >> hey, jen, i love your dress. where'd you get it? >> well, that's a great question, and so -- your mom. >> [inaudible] >> well, as i said before, your

mom, and i don't think i have any more to add to my answer at this time. >> hey, jen, your husband called, he wants you to phone him at home. >> h wow. check out e.t. over here. >> hey, jen, how's it going? >> how's it going. okay, i know there's something on that in here -- >> you have some toilet paper on your shoe. >> i believe i did ask our team about this. >> no, you have some toilet paper literally on your show. >> -- so much covid stuff in here. you know what?>>o i'm going to have to circle back with you on that one when i have some more information. ♪ greg: perfect. [laughter] [applause] >> thank you. [laughter] greg: very good. better than my monologue. so or what are the lessons this week? well, you can't shout fire in a crowdedso theater, but the media

can through narratives that divide and enflame a country. the men you: all police -- menu: all police are violent. all trump supporters are stupid racists because the president is hitler with a spray tan. four years of labeling tens of millions of people as racists put targets on their backs. it's shouting hang 'em to an angry mob. an l.a. times writer compared her trump-supporting neighbor to a nazi. what did he do to deserve that? paint a swastika? no, he plowed her driveway. yeah, a good deed. a neighbor who could easily qualify as an angry nut. time magazine published a heroic boast about biden's election window tailing a conspiracy -- win detailing a conspiracy controlling the flow of information. they were not rigging theed

election, they were fortifying it. the writer called it an extraordinary shadow effort. we call it a confession. and if you have to ask if the whole thing is rigged, that's treasonous. sorry, not rigged. fortified. why wasas this shadow effort deemed heroic? because the media and the dems shouted fire for four years. they claimed the trump presidency was an existential threat. because not all freedoms of speech are equal, which is why they left these words out -- >> i foe that everyone here -- i know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the capitol building to peacefully ando patriotically make your voices heard. greg: you didn't see that at the hearing. that's lying by omission. so should we now look at the democrat in the media's words,es how many times did they incite violence? a lot. iit yeah, boy, can they fight. on friday the trump defense played montages of democrats in the media using violent rhetoric

against trump. >> i am going to be fighting, fighting like hell. >> keep fighting, fighting, fighting, and we did. >> our ongoing fight. we know how to fightment. >> and we just have to fight. this is a fight. >> i led the fight and continue to fight. never, never, never give up this fight. greg: it went on forever. then they showed the dems defending the riots. >> they're not going to stop, it is -- they're not going to stop before election day in november, and they're not going to stop after. >> and, please, show me where it says that protest is supposed to be polite and peaceful. >> i don't know where there aren't uprisings all over the country. maybe they will be. greg: they can say that, you can't. because they have more rights than you. they arehe the establishment, yu are the weirdoes. we witnessed a hellish summer after four years of hostile

narratives. the ugliness of january 6th didn't happen in a advantage uni, though the media would like you to think it did so they can blame you y for it and put it on tv like an infomercial selling hate. hell, they could even call you a nazi, but don't return the favorite. last week gina carano lost her job because she compared being conservative to being a jewish person in nazi germany. they invoked hitler when it came to trump. they get away with it. but gina? not her. she's as bad as hitler. if only someone maybe 10 or 15 years ago saw0 this coming. >> if you disagree with me then, sir, you are worse than hitler. if you disagree with me, then you, sir, are worse than hitler: if you disagree with me, then you, sir, are worse than hitler. wow, i have aged gracefully.

i look like a sweaty corn fritter -- [laughter] a shellacked bag of wet socks. how did i get on tv? it's unbelievable. that was red eye, my old late show on every night. it was such a great idea that we're doing it again. yeah, the greg gutfeld show is going nightly at 11 p.m. monday through friday. we'll be up and running soon. ifel you disagree with me, you e definitely worse than hitler. >> exclamation point. [laughter] greg: let's welcome tonight's guest. remember when your mom said if you keep making that face, it would stay that way? it's comedian joe mackey. i hate myself for that one. she's proof that good things come in small packages, dagen mcdowell. she always calls the shotses, kat timpf. and a pool stick is his

toothpick -- [laughter] my massive sidekick, tyrus! [laughter] oh, i know, i know. tyrus was egging me on to say something completely cancel bl, and he wants me to get canceled, but i'm not going to do it. speaking of being canceled, it wasn't just gina carano. there was a lot of people who lost their jobs. >> i can't keep up. it's growing like kudzu. banished from culture or from your job, the list is growing. a very good friend of ours -- >> yes. >> -- who is very liberal, discovered to much chagrin that suggested the cute red shoe laces he put on his hiking boots are a sign of white supremacy. greg: really? this. >> yeah. greg: who called him out? >> probably some sort of, like, woke endorsement person told him that. >> yeah. >> so i made a list of things that need to be canceled.

elmo -- >> elmo loves you. no, he doesn't, he's red. all of central florida. tom brady plays for the buccaneers, you can't root for somebody who is friendsee with donald trump. you should cancel all the patriot fansce as well -- >> let me get out of here. [laughter] >> and golf. and golfers. trump loves golf, trump owns golf courses. you know, golf shoes -- greg: vw golf. >> yes. that should be canceled, terrible automobile. elmo, gone, off of the table. greg: yeah. it's about time, joe. what do you make of this whole nazi cancellation -- well, any cancellation? >> well, when i saw that the words cancel and and mandalorian were in the same sentence, i got excited. congratulations, disney, you've cured my addiction to "star wars." where were you when i camped out for tickets? [laughter]

but the interesting thing is they can take away her livelihood, but the people taking away her livelihood, they're still stuck in that system where they have to live by this rigid, ever-changing conformity that makes less and less sense. it's almost like they kicked her out of their own prison. the only problem is america's still a nice prison. greg: yes. that is actually, that's a brilliant point because every morning they still have to watch their backs. >> gina's free, she's free. [laughter] and i'vee noticed that there are people who get canceled end up moving on and doing way better things and actually being happier. if they're canceled for the wrong things. if they're not canceled for the wrong thing, then it's different. kat, what is your take on this? >> yeah. well, look, obviously knost fair to compare, you know -- not fair to compare, you know, nazi germany to the united states now. the thing, though, we could not have a more clear example of someone who got fired for being a republican, because a guy on

the same movie compared trump's immigration policies to nazi concentration camps. greg: right, yeah. >> he's not canceled, okay? greg: good point. >> and disney came out and said they do not support, you know, denigrating people for, you know, their race or their religion. first of all, that's not what she was going, okay? she was a celebrity with a trashed political opinion. if we canceled everybody for that, there would be no movies. but you know what does clarify that, ethnic cleansing, perhaps. maybe if disney truly cared, they wouldn't kiss the asses of the chinese communist party so much that they got a special thanks at the end of mulan. greg: i heard when she was fired, the uighurs were, like, thank you -- >> well,he exactly. greg: thank you so much for standing up for us. >> exactly my point. greg: all right, tyrus, you can choose from any topic you want, including how i looked back in

2007 -- >> you looked taller. [laughter] we're on every night -- it's daddy, can i talk to mommy? yeah, it's me, i ain't never coming home. [laughter] so what was your question? [laughter] greg: i don't think there needs to be a question. >> that's how you cancelment. greg: you canceled your whole family! [laughter] you canceled your -- >> well, when you say it like that -- greg: the good news is they're probably going to get a podcast. after you're canceled, you get a podcast. >> was that worse than hitler? greg: i think that might have been worse than hitler. oh, my god. okay, up next, is cuomo toast? we'll let you guess which one we're talking about. that's a classic. oh... what? i'm an emu!

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greg: the fall of cuomo is longer in slow mode. according to shocker important in your post governor into cuomo and administration intentionally change the death toll from covid-19. lawmakers melissa derosa admitted they had feared there would the evidence for the feds

say quote we were in a position where we weren't sure of what we are going to give the department of justice but we were saying was going to be used against us. try to walk that back. we now know covid patients were transferred to nursing homes in the pandemic started this number 40% higher than the stats of the department. cuomo has not admitted any wrongdoing but derosa gave an apology to state them sing it to understand what you are putting their know that was not fair but is not her intention to to put you in that political position with the republicans so welcome to the democratic party of new york where political fallout, trump's your dead relative. joe he apologize to the politicians first. amazing. >> to janice dean for fighting for the story for a long time and hats back onto the

mainstream media for tossing that guy a whole bunch of softballs and an m.a.. it was a policy that made so little since to begin with because you couldn't see you on relatives because of covid and the only way you could get into nursing home is if you had covid. >> a great job everyone. greg: i love this kat. i went to check out cuomo's book and you know how they have blurbs from entertainment weekly parties quoting andrew cuomo is that he wrote that americans never realize he is. >> i don't think anyone needed this. he should take all the money he made from that book and give it to all the families. i mean look this isn't surprising. i knew they probably weren't this bad accounting but you know it's the fact that they apologized. sorry this was politically tough.

worse to die. it's worse to have a loved one die and then have the governor publicly mansplain their death to you. you know nothing about what happened. it is so gross and just truly unbelievable. i don't need that. greg: we must not forget while this is going on there playing q-tip theatre on "cnn" with his other bozo brother. does this kill his political future? buddy is a democrat so they have lower standards. >> i honestly don't know but i'm trying to think in my mind how you could have a cover-up of 9000 deaths. that is impeachable. >> i was thinking the same thing >> that's actual contents, you have the transcripts freed you

have confessions. i'm not saying it's an alley-oop when you throw the ball in the air. the other thing i'd like to say is i think janet dean should run for governor. i think she should fight. greg: she could definitely weather that campaign. that's why. it's jokes like that but that's interesting. she would win on this point alone. >> it's probably off it's probably higher. >> when people say that it's not that this literally is. >> he was doing interviews and mocking people. his people apologize to the people who don't care anyway. greg: exactly. >> even i made a mistake, this is horrible, some form of

ownership for those families. a great point, because he's protected by qualified immunity you can even go after him. that's the reason why the impeachment is an absolute joke. politicians are protected by qualified immunity. it's pathetic. >> one thing janet said as he was given kind of the glossy interview. "people" magazine then writing condolence cards to the thousands of people lost family members. p6 one of his henchmen on her and said she should stick to the weather. in the meantime he wrote that book. the very mention of this vile man's name makes me want to do a mchale which i think is relevant because it's like cuomo to sue sue. he has an noz being demon that makes me want to projectile. i hope is gone forever but it

will be. greg: know he won't be and i just want to add a couple of days ago his brother was blaming fox for january 6 and again this is a guy who basically ran interference for his brother on "cnn." i keep going back to that stupid thing. >> it was date night. he used to be on the bachelor. >> he was single and ready to mingle. policies kill people's families members and what she decided to do was employ those. greg: incredible. up next the white house lowers the bar. >> man: what's my safelite story? my truck...is my livelihood. so when my windshield cracked... the experts at safelite autoglass came right to me... with service i could trust. right, girl? >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪

♪ ♪ jon: live from america's news headquarters, i'm miami e man -- mike emmanuel. the u.k. saying it has now given at least one shot to have vaccine to more than 15 million high risk people, that's more than one-fifth of its population. britain has prioritized the elderly, health care workers and people in nursing homes. the news puts pressure on the government to begin lifting lockdowns. prime minister boris johnson will announce a timetable on that front next week. meanwhile, texas is in the grip of what's being described as an unprecedented winter storm. governor greg abbott declaring a disaster in all of the state's 254 counties. forecasters are calling for up to a foot of snow in north

texas, but the dangerous conditions extending all the way down to the gulf coast. authorities are urging drivers to stay off the roads. i'm mike emmanuel, i'll be back in a half hour with an all new "fox report." ♪♪ greg: it's been almost a year and this pandemic and i can find myself saying, please god make this -- do we need a lucky charm to schedule a shot in the arm? we spent the last few weeks fruitlessly searching on line for a vaccine appointment you are not alone. after the distribution plan to the line for cabbage in the old soviet union. there's always a line for cabbage. to get an appointment most are sitting at the sitting at their computer with was several links open constantly getting refreshed hoping appointments will pop up somewhere sometime before the end of time. if you're not internet savvy you are out of luck.

mike lames you know who. >> my predecessor was very long about it and did not do his job and getting ready for the massive challenge of vaccinating hundreds of millions of americans. he didn't order enough vaccines. he didn't mobilize enough people to administer the shot. he he didn't set up the federal vaccine center where eligible people could go and get their shots. greg: he forgot these these present happened white has a bill of six or million vaccines by july so until then we'll keep on clicking. one guy new york found a way to streamline information from all those web sites into one place. he calls it turbo back and it's up dated constantly. the private sector builds a better product which brings us to big government. remember joe biden's commitment to get kids back to school in his first 100 days? >> i made a commitment that we tried to get k-8 back to school by the end of this 100 days.

>> will also do everything we can to safely reopen the majority of our k-8 schools by the end of the first 100 days. greg: that commitment is turned into a one day a week in april. >> the last couple of months during transition about reopening schools with them 100 days why didn't he mention in small. that would be for one week? >> again the president made -- so the goal of reopening the majority of schools within 100 days and i answer the question. that is not the feeling. that is the bar where trendy leap over and achieve. greg: a salamander could leap over that word. i can walk under that are. joe what do you have to say for yourself? >> and out president biden on reopening schools. >> that's right, he one day

going to school. tuesday through friday he stay home and do zoom but classes. these kids love zoom by. that will save some money right there, six or seven under bucs release prefigure money for shoes. all kinds of shoes, cashews. that's right come if the shoe fits a godmother says you can go to the ball. walk a mile in a man's shoes, i will make you a judge. greg: tyrus i can't figure out how to get a vaccine. >> i have no clue. greg: we are not important enough. >> i don't even know which way to go. greg: even people who need it can't get it. >> i think it goes back to, i keep saying to myself over and over again the adults are in the

room. the only thing we have seen at a high level is executive orders and the complete disappearance of accountability. i get it, things are more quieter we don't have the tweets but you know what else we don't have any more? accountability. president trump had no problem pointing out who is not doing their job and now we are back in the shadows. everybody says oh what we meant was the bar. that's not even like a chalk line on the ground. one day a week? i have children. i have a lot. some go to private school and some go to public school. my kids on private school are full day, five days a week human something happens and make adjustments. public school, they run virtual learning in virtual learning is brutal because you cannot make a 9-year-old sit in front of a zoom class with a texan

chiclet -- technological advances that they have these days. one kid literally rode wrote buffering as his name so the teacher is like oh it's still loading. they are that clever. my daughter took a selfie of herself and positioned in front of the camera like this. and was off playing with barbie dolls. >> imagine if no one asked her what she meant by opening schools. going back to school one day a week does not mean schools are reopened anymore than seeing your ex-manger act together. like a cheap substitute and a joke. yes we are reopening. reopening? >> as a former teacher it's completely insane because you have one day a week. it's going to be like recess. they are all excited to see each other and then they don't do many have to make up. it's too much inconsistency for

kids. they have no accountability and more. not their fault. greg: all right joe, my analogy for me is that i'm like group nine and boarding a plane for this vaccine. imc 54j. >> that must be hard for you. you aren't used to that. greg: i'm not used to that. how do you feel about this? >> i think one day a week isn't a full week of school in the same role where two weeks flattens the curve. it's extremely frustrating because the government does the easy part hard. the hard part is getting the vaccine and the easy part should be getting people to get it, having a clear process for who gets it when and it doesn't seem to happen like that. that's what worries me about professional health care. most conservatives are willing to have the conversation that we need to get everyone covered with health care in some fashion

but should it be just the government? then we will need more government because there has to be some sort of competition. >> in the web site to a super confusing web site. the government is the most efficient way to do things. greg: they could have done that for 50 billion though. it would jam up. since they'll probably spend a lot for than 50,000. greg: they can make a web site for 50 billion that jams up a printer. her number those? >> it runs off of commodore 64. government portal. it's just the nature of government and bureaucracy some politicians come in and take something that is crystal clear and obvious and make it inefficient and nonfunctioning. kids do not transmit even if they have the virus they do not

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grand for two or expenses? all told fake bruno builder of $100,000. who was this man? you see him. don't handle them on your own. the ftc says be wary of anyone who shows an interest in you but refuses to meet you in person. story of my life. never ever send money to someone you haven't met but the biggest scam of all happening this weekend valentine's day. what a waste of paper and candy unless you are a sweet tooth pony. that is a. it's not a child. kat pro-anti-valentine's day? >> look it's annoying when those chicks are super into it with a post at the flowers and best

boyfriend ever and the guys like what i have to buy her flowers? greg: a great impression of guys. >> that's what i hear i don't know but at first i was like how could it be that and then i realized i've been scammed out of money using far less sophisticated ways. love to go out but i don't have any money. you are looking at here apartment in you don't even like the guy and why is there a marvel movie on my tv? >> i don't miss those stories. those are in your past. but you know what dagen if you are married to a russian like me there's no valentine's day and less it's made of wood. that's a yaakov smirnov throwback. i figured you didn't joy it. everything was made of

in russia valentines day made of wood. come on america. just say whatever you want. >> i have a way for people in all relationships in all romances about receiving gifts and never giving them even cash donations so it's only a one-way street coming in, intake only. there is no shipping only receiving. you can exchange may be some physical favors like clip a guy's toenails. never give him any actual money or gifts. greg: he's just put in image in my head that i have the get out by talking to joe. >> greg i am scammed in every relationship. sometimes it works out great one time i think a the lady was just going out with me for the free dinners but the joke was on her.

greg i'm not having a great reform in the show and i'd landed on last week's guests. greg: tyrus have you ever been scammed? >> labor been scammed? yeah, lot. here's the deal first of all people get catfish its ridiculousness and people who allow themselves, if you've ever talked to anyone, on the internet. some guy is promising you gold but anyway i digress. your arrogance allows you to think the bruno mars is going to call you and the ergen says that if you let's say on a good day you were 4.5 but some reason the 12 is telling you they want to see you but their phone is

broken. you know and people their arrogance, it's got to be real. it's me. sometimes you need to take accounting or yourself. greg: half of my instagram all hours i notice have only posted once and they are all these hot stock photos of women. and i'm going who are these people? i click on it and there are no followers. >> it is hi, how are you? you had me at hot. greg: and if you are high you respond hope you are drunk. already planning for christmas. e-mail children and tells santa won't come unless you've give them mommy and daddy social security number. i'm disgusted with myself for.net a dad needsdsdsdsds

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♪♪ greg: what is the appeal with gender reveal? video of a failed gender with no party shows him accidentally shooting a gender reveal canon

into his. check it out. oh [bleep] [laughter] greg: nothing funnier than permanent damage. people die from this stupid the last week in michigan when guy died from an exploding canon used for a gender reveal at a baby shower. it's why i avoid the b. shares but the bigger question is why our gender reveal reveal parties electing? the woman who invented them says she now regrets it as much as this lady regrets beating this ostrich. greg: slow down their ostrich.

tyrus the last thing at injuries is unique because that child was maybe not even two years old and laughed hysterically so this is not learned behavior. there are real differences but i can understand why people laugh at rhine injuries but we now know, science. >> first of all is the father and going to let you know that your kids laugh at you every moment you fall down or anything bad happens to you they laugh. when you lose an argument, mom was right. kids are horrible. they are horrible. when you're in pain they enjoy it and they laugh and it comes from a place they just know. and literally he's having a boy apparently so one day he's going to tell his son i gave up mine

and this is how you repay me. my gender is gone because i just shot it off with blue confetti so i could celebrate you and you aren't owing to go to college. that's a typical father thing. we have to put it together and if it falls apart it's our fault and the kids laughed at us and your wise gifts on facebook and plays the video to everyone. she gets mad at you and she puts the filter on. everything is there. you need to do that filter. greg: joe let me ask you where do you stand on gender reveal parties? >> it's one of those meetings that lacks two hours. this could have been a one sentence meeting but i also don't know why you would post that video. beneath because the mom and the daughter thought it was hilarious and dads feelings don't count.

that's why. greg: it's painful. dagen i have to tell you as a guy i don't have to mansplain how painful it is. >> i apologize dual -- for all women to continue to laugh. i watch videos on youtube of people skate orting infalling on a railway. i laugh when i ignited to watch the video or read "the new york times" article about the video before ever watch it. he lips surrounded blue canon. the daughter starts crying when she finds out it's a boy because that's what men do. so they blast confetti into the. greg: blue confetti was my dancing name back in the 90s. >> the world has changed greg ray to my day you got a phonecall that said it's yours you know what i'm saying?

it's a knock on the door, it's yours. >> if i were ever pregnant i don't think i would the even concerned about the of the baby. i would not cross my mind. i'd be freaking out, is the kid going to blacks how are you not worried about that? >> the one that does well in the other when she just kind go you know. >> they are so much uncertainty. i would like to have kids one day but i don't know how you can at these parties with all these balloons and all this excitement and you don't know that kid is going to grow up to someone who is -- greg: you don't and you know what i don't take the risk. >> don't worry i have enough >> don't worry i have enough kids for eveveveveve ♪♪

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