it does remind you that every day is precious and it is a gift, and i am grateful, thankful and blessed. >> we are blessed to have you, just to know you. janice dean, the book is out. it's a tear jerker. here's "the five." >> hello, everyone. i'm dana perino, along with lon williams. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> i hope everybody realized by now these masks make a difference. last thing we need is neanderthal thinking that everything is fine, take off your mask. forget it. it still matters. >> president biden causing lots of controversy by blasting red state governors after they opened up their economies and lifted restrictions like mask mandates. the white house is not backing

away from what biden said. >> the behavior of a neanderthal, just to be clear, the behavior of. i think the president, what everybody saw yesterday was a reflection of his frustration and exasperation, which i think many american people have. >> the red state leaders at the center of biden's rath are hitting back, too. >> he kind of did it on the worst day he could have. the same day he said that, in texas, the biden administration was releasing illegal immigrants into our community who had covid. that is neanderthal type approach to dealing with the covid situation. >> 15 other states don't have a mask mandate. we just joined that group. harris, look, we're looking at this very carefully. we're not telling people not to wear masks. we're just removing a mandate. >> today i feel the same way i did the day hillary clinton called all of us in middle

america the deplorables. >> new back and forth between the white house and texas. the press secretary claims it's not true, the administration is releasing covid-19 positive immigrants to travel around the country. governor statement responding with this statement. the unconscionable acts by the biden administration of releasing covid positive illegal eup grants in our state puts the life of texans and americans at risk. border security is strictly a federal responsibility, the federal government alone has a responsibility to test, screen and quarantine illegal immigrants crossing our border who may have covid. hey, greg, soon as president biden said the word neanderthal yesterday, i thought, oh boy, here we go. that's gonna be the thing that will dominate. >> yes. >> at some point is anyone going to stick up with the neanderthals? >> i am here. i'm tired of being slandered. i love that jen clarified it for us. talk about the behavior of a neanderthal, not a neanderthal.

it's like, i'm not calling you a complete moron, you just act like a complete moron. okay, everything's fine. remember, i have always stated it is fine to call people, individuals, that is, names. it's the branding of people that liberal leaders tend to rely on when they talk about trump voters or gun owners or religious folks they put them into stereotypical boxes. republicans tend to make fun of joe biden. they made fun of nancy. called him crying chuck. it's more about the individual. i can make fun of joe and call him an old coot, but i'm not calling all democrats old coots because i'm an individualist. there's a very obvious problem going on here. if people making the decisions are impervious to the consequences of their decisions, there will never be incentive to stop. when joe said we can keep doing this for another year, he can say that because he doesn't know what that means to the psychology of people who are now

seeking hope. not help, they're seeking hope. it's not going to affect him to go another year. it's not going to affect him or hunter. it helps hunter to be in a lockdown, because our nation's strippers will be safe. it's not even a left versus right thing. the party of joe is now where risk averse elite can order people to do things they don'ted have to do, right? politicians, academics, entertainers. they don't have to weigh the risks and the benefits. they could do this forever. so what you end up having, michael moore ain't starving, clearly. but what's funny, then i'll shut up. the parties have switched identities. republicans are now the party of the little guy, the downtrodden, the workers. the dems are the party of the elite class, telling everyone how to live. in a year, at this rate,

republicans will be occupying wall street. >> take a listen to beto o'rourke. here's what he said. >> they literally want to sacrifice the lives of our fellow texans for -- i don't know. for political gain, to satisfy certain powerful interest within the state. it appeared to many of us to be a culprit personality in the era of trump. it's hard to escape the conclusion that it is also a culprit of death. >> at least he has books on his back splash. maybe he's read them all. maybe he turned the page. i like how greg said he is the party of the little guy. good one, greg. you are. i would say in terms of joe biden, this is why they hide him. he comes out of hi little basement, calls millions of

americans neanderthal, then stops. i can see the ad. joe calls you neanderthal, now he wants your vote. how does this help? at least when trump was president, he'd send the governors ppe, vaccines, stimulus checks. what is joe sending texas besides covid immigrants and insults? honestly, dana, you have a situation now where they're sending illegal immigrants through with covid-19 infections and joe biden is calling the governor a neanderthal. it doesn't make any sense to me. here's the issue. if you've been wrong on the florida beach openings, on the travel ban, the who, you've been wrong on shutdowns and school openings. you can't say texas is doing the wrong thing. you can't say that. joe biden right now has to have a little touch around the greens. that's a golf reference, dana.

he's in a position where he can really get a lot of political credit for this great recovery. it's going to be great. once texas opens 100%, economy gets hot, vaccines come in, that's gonna pay off for joe. but if he comes out against this stuff hard, he's not gonna get any credit. all he has to do is say, i don't like the timing. i'm gonna call governor abbott and talk about this. >> he could pick up the phone and call, rather than calling him a neanderthal or that's neanderthal thinking. what about the governor's point about the covid positive immigrants that were released? >> what i think jen psaki about the facts being wrong. we've got 70,000 americans a day who test positive. this is san attack on the biden administration struggling to deal with what everyone agrees is becoming a difficult situation, crisis or not at the border.

in response to what my colleague just said, what strikes me is that the president did speak out of frustration. he was specifically attacking two individuals, two governors, who act as if they are defiant by saying, we're gonna open our states. reality is texas is i think in the middle, in terms of daily infection rate, mississippi in the top five. these are not states that are out of trouble, out of any danger. they're putting people's health at risk for their political posturing at the moment saying, oh, we're tough guys. we don't need that. it's not just about masks. it's also about social distancing. you see the big companies in these states are saying, we're going to adhere to social distancing. we're going to adhere to wearing masks, requiring them in our stores. this is what's going on. they shifted the pressure from the state taking responsibility

to now forcing companies and individuals, restaurant owners to bear the burden of saying to someone, hey, you got to look out for your fellow man. when you look at abbott, he just shifts attention from the fact that his cave man act on the electric grid failed. when it failed, people suffered. now he wants to change the subject altogether, change the conversation. you look at europe. >> got it. >> when europe took off all the protections, what happened? they saw a big spike. so we have to worry about that. that's why the president is frustrated. >> judge pirro? >> look, this isn't about worrying that is it the left, is it the right, is it top, down? this is real simple. the american people know what they need to do to not get covid. if i hear one more time that i have to wash my hands as long as it takes to sing two happy birthdays, i'm gonna shoot

myself. that's number one. number two, as the left continues to allow illegals to come through these southern borders covid infected, they're not even testing them, allowing them to be released in the united states. as the left allows cuomo to put covid infected patients into the most vulnerable population, nursing home, continues to call him the gold standard, what is this all about? is this about power and control? it's about making sure joe biden doesn't come out of the basement. that's what this is all about. locking americans down, keep them frightened. americans have had it. we're gonna open up. wow, do republicans really want people to open up their businesses? they want them to live the american dream and to be able to follow their hopes and dreams and own visions. the left wants them down and locked up. it ain't working any more. >> that is what they call an a

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>> it's a free for all at american's southern border. a group of migrants wearing please let us in t-shirts. a memo said border agents are

being overwhelmed. according to axios, hundreds of minors are being taken into custody and border patrol is struggling to deal with the sky rocketing numbers. i'll start with you first. it's kind of interesting that you've got all these people coming into the border with these biden t-shirts. the issue is are these desperate asylum seekers or is this part of a coordinated effort? if they're desperately seeking asylum, where did they get the biden t-shirts? >> i want to know who manufactured the t-shirts. maybe i'll have an investigation on the weekend show. i know this, judge. the cartels are getting filthy rich. i'm beginning to think hunter might be on the payroll. if you are a parent in central america you pay a coyote 5 grand to get your minor across the border. once they're across, because of the amnesty promises and all of the other soft border policies,

they bring back chain migration and then that whole family can come through. if it's 5 grand a child and they're expecting 117,000 migrants to come across, that's half a billion dollars in the pockets of the drug cartel. the drug cartels control mexico. they're in charge. now they're in control of our southern border. you don't think everyone that comes across, adult or minor owes something to those cartels? they know who their families are. when they tell that illegal immigrant once they get to chicago or long island, i need you to do this, i need you do that, they'll do it or else they'll kill their family back home. cartels own this country and joe biden is letting them do it. >> dana, what is the excuse for loosening up the restrictions on illegal, in terms of covid and yet the criticism that we just

talked about in the previous block are any governor who wants to get rid of mask mandate as a legal requirement. it's counter indicated. >> looking at this as an outsider, it seems none of this was very well thought through except for it definitely was let's do something the opposite of what president trump was doing. there were some things maybe could have done better. i brought a list for jesse on a few things. one of the first things was promising an eviction moratorium. that's one thing that will happen. ending the remain in mexico policy. that was a good policy. the mexicans were participating. now that went away, so now mexicans don't have to do that any more. they nominated a health secretary, health and human services, the attorney general from california who wants to be the secretary. he advocated for free healthcare for illegal immigrants when he

was in california. that's one of the reasons his nomination's hit a skid in the senate. he gets pushed through by democrats, he will be the first one that ever goes without a majority vote in committee. i think that's partly it. if you start to tell people, you get to do all of these things plus you are going to get free healthcare that will not be a deter repb. offering the life saving covid vaccines to them. the white house said no but there's enough out there that you think something is going on there. i'm saying all humans should have access to the vaccines but americans should be first. working to reform the border security measures. dealing with the wall. border security, it's a massive hierarchy of needs. that's what you need to do all the other stuff you want to do. >> what they're saying, the illegals that are coming in, they are demanding that president biden keep his

campaign promise to lighten up and to change the laws as it relates to illegal immigrants. don't you think that's rather presumptuous? >> yeah, i think they would be wrong, judge. what i recall, do you remember that scene at the democratic debates where i think it was julian castro said he wanted to decriminalize illegal crossings at the border. they had every democrat on the stage to raise their hand if they agree. everybody raised their hand with one exception of joe biden. to my mind, they got the wrong guy. remember that all the criticism from the left of the obama/biden administration for arresting and deporting criminal illegal immigrants. i think these are facts. do you know what? we're gonna likely see some kind of surge of crossings come spring time an even now with the unaccompanied minors. but this has been consistent

over the last 40 years. you can go back to bush, clinton, bush, obama. >> not during the last four, five years. >> no. you were beating me up over 2018. you said there was a caravan. >> there was a caravan. >> why are they there? >> thank you. >> if that was a caravan what does this make this? go ahead, greg. >> separation of families is a very interesting point. given that where are the families now? that was a narrative that still hassen been just tpaoeued. you are talking about 100,000 teens coming here. parents suddenly have disappeared. makes me think that four year narrative about separating family, tearing children from parents was hooey. i have a suggestion for americans tomorrow. you saw those t-shirts. they were really well made.

they had the biden slogan. said let us in. those are really well made shirts. tomorrow go make your biden shirt. biden, joe, let us out. let us go back to work. i would like to see that being treated every bit as seriously as this topic is. again, comes down to the fact that the people making these decisions don't have any skin in the game. none of the illegal aliens are going to take their jobs. if anything, they will be working at their house. they don't care. there are people on the lower rungs of our employment ladder who are going to lose their jobs, which will be taken later by people who cross the border. we know that. it's happened. >> all right. next on "the five" an embarrassing moment for joe biden as pressure mounts for him to finally hold a solo news conference.

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>> it's 43 days and counting and joe biden still hasn't had a solo news conference. take a look at what happened when biden was ready to take questions from democrats during an event yesterday. >> thank you. thank you. i'm happy to take questions, if that's what i'm supposed to do. whatever you want me to do. >> happy to take questions. happy to get a colonoscopy without anesthesia. apparently the q&a was never intended to be public. still looks pretty bad for joe.

from a public relations standpoint, you served in the bush white house. is this an absolute disaster? ranking from one, an absolute disaster, to ten, an absolute terrible awful no good disaster? >> it's worse than watergate. [ laughter ] i can imagine this happening. it's like a natural ending to the event. he's off cue. joe biden was not shy for talking to reporters for most of his career. he was accessible. he'd talk to anybody, which is one of the reasons people liked him. i think he's going to need a news event in order to do a big press conference. i think they will wait until they get this covid relief through the senate. by the time he does a signing ceremony, you will see him take a lot of questions. i also have to say this, if george w. bush had ended an event where we weren't taking

that, do you think i'm going to say no, he can't take questions? he's the president of the united states. if he wants to take questions, take questions. >> it makes it look like nancy pelosi is running the country and not joe. >> clearly, she got joe's attention. she had him there for her event with the democrats. one thing i would say here. joe biden loves people. loves to chit-chat. it is one of his strengths and certainly access to reporters. yesterday morning we were talking about this. the white house reporters who cover him got to ask questions. this is the time of pandemic i think he's the first president in 100 to take office during a pandemic. that affects things. this is important when we think about what happened yesterday with that democratic session. he's at the 3 yard line, in terms of passing a major covid relief bill. i think his aides don't want any

fumble at the 3 yard line. they don't want to stir up any controversy. keeping a lid on disagreements private among democrats, not in terms of general access to reporters. >> that bill would have been passed four, five months ago, but we had a different president. compared to trump, trump would talk to anybody. a rabbit tearing across the lawn, what do you want? >> here's the thing. trump was open. he was transparent. he said what he said he was going to do and did what he said he was going to do. just to follow up on your question, who's running the country? i think everybody wants to know who's running the country. answer to juan, if he's on the 3 yard line and they don't want him to fumble, the guy is the president of the united states. you're worried about him

fumbling? he's the leader of the free world. get him out there. let him do his thing. >> run it in! >> bring it home. >> that's a good point. jesse, could it be that -- >> can i just pick up on something? >> sure. >> let me just react to the judge because that was right. joe biden won more votes than any other politician in u.s. history. the guy hit a huge star, allegedly. he's the tom brady of politics. you think he's going to screw it up by answering a question from a dopey reporter, juan? you don't have very much trust in this guy, do you? the hide biden act worked during the campaign. it was able to make it a referendum on donald trump because they let the tech giants and media do joe's dirty work. he's a solo act now, juan. you have to give him the ball and let him air it out. he could go out there. he could do okay.

but that's fine. he doesn't have to hit a home run. we just want to know what he thinks. i don't know if he knows what he thinks. guy is a weather vane. he was tough on crime, now he's soft on crime. he was for iraq. now against iraq. you don't know what he thinks. that's all we want to know. what do you think, joe? what do you think? >> four sports analogies, jesse. four. golf. there was football. there was baseball. there was some other sport i think you worked in a soccer reference in there. >> did i have a shot on goal there? onlike soccer. >> they don't want to make his own goal. >> there you go. well done. >> up next -- >> i made a mistake. i am an imperfect man. i made a mistake. i own that. >> bachelor host chris harris is speaking out for the first time after almost getting cancelled.

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the franchise. i plan to be back. i want to be back. this interview is not the finish line. there is much more work to be done. >> greg, after that interview, michael strahan said he thought harrison gave what he called a surface apology and seemed intended only just to save his job. what do you think? >> nothing is never enough. he's white. he's obviously rayist. many years ago a prophetic writer wrote of cancer culture remember when we thought government was big brother? nope, big brother is us. it's the private citizen and the private citizens and companies throwing people off twitter, firing people for saying the wrong thing, banning books or taking them off websites or taking them off family, taking shows off. these are private citizens. this isn't government. there's no comparison. government doesn't do anything close to this.

the mob now rules. the reason this is happening, this effort to destroy people is that it's profitable. these stories are devoured by the public. they move 15 hours later to another story that's just like it. this is the most effective business plan or model for online journalism, destroying people. you think about that cpac stage story about it looking like a nazi symbol. that didn't come from a reddit forum. that was from the washington post, tmz. these stories are actually making money and no one cares about the casualties that are left behind. >> let's pick up on that. one perspective might say isn't this a situation where a legitimate objection, not cancel culture, was raised to the painful racial history stirred by an old style celebration at a

party? >> sure. the guy hosts a dating show, lon, where people sleep with other people for fame. he's acting like he's patient zero and killed half a million americans. the guy's a dating show game show host. come on. he made a mistake. obviously, he's sorry even though he sounds like some corporate vanilla milk shake line reading off a script. i kind of agree with strahan. it sounded like he had a gun to his head. but strahan's got to play. where's the corporate synergy? got one abc property, the bachelor, trying to do a cleanup job on the abc morning show. give the guy a break. he's your colleague. why do you have to throw him under the bus? didn't sound like you mean it. come on. obviously he didn't understand what an antebellum party was. he should have just said, i had no idea. i'm sorry i was dismissive. i apologize and i'm going to do

better. >> do you think this is a cancel culture issue or do you think it's more like whites only issue? that show has had few or no minorities for a 20-year run. >> let me be the first one to admit it. i don't watch the show. i never watched the show. i don't care about the show. last i heard people make out, they sleep together. i don't want to watch them. then they want to marry each other? >> jesse's favorite show. >> is that your favorite show? >> it's up there. >> i got a point to make. here's the point i want to make. when i was a d.a., i fought for a hate crimes law. i testified before the senate committee in new york state before a senate committee on the importance of hate crime laws. to me when you talk about race and hate crimes, i'm a little

more deeper into it. i'll send you to jail for it. i'll make sure you are really penalized for it. even i know an antebellum party is a party you don't want to go to. if this guy knew what it was, shame on him. i agree, he sounded like he was reading a script. so did andrew cuomo sound like he was reading a script when he said, i didn't know i was hurting those women. here's the bottom line. i didn't believe the guy when i said it. i didn't like the show. people don't like them and they're 800,000 down in the ratings, get someone else. >> dana, this week we've been focusing on the bachelor, dr. suess. i'm wonder if we're looking in the right direction. they're canceling sections because they say there's an extremist threat that's canceling them. should we be focused on

something else? >> canceling congress? sign me up. just kidding. i think there's room enough to cover both stories. i don't think they are on par of the same caliber. i did a deep dive into the audience research because i don't watch it. talked to some people. they said can't stand witching it. it's just become one grievance after the next. that if you look at the normal people who follow the show on twitter, i don't remember what they call themselves, but they're all sick of it, too. they're down in the ratings. >> the bachelor's back. the girl that went to the party years ago is actually a finalist and she's white and she's a finalist with the black bachelor. clearly she has to be racist.

>> clearly. >> okay. ahead, reese's is ditching chocolate, and a pizza made out of fruit loops? come on, it's all coming at you in jesse's feeding frenzy next on "the five."

>> welcome back. time for jesse's tpaoezing frenzy. first up, reese's is launching a peanut butter cup without any chocolate. the new candy is called the ultimate peanut butter lover's cup and is only available for a limited time only. so reese's without chocolate is like "the five" without waters. correct? >> originally it was chocolate and peanut butter. now it's peanut butter and peanut butter. this is like the same sex version of the reese's peanut butter cup. i am going to buy them right now. >> i stand with it. >> traditional cup, don't you

agree? >> i love a reese's peanut butter cup. remember the commercial of the chocolate going downstairs, runs into the peanut butter? i'd eat this. i'd eat this. just one though. >> big time. on halloween, judge, i think this will be pretty popular. >> if i could put it in the freezer and then attack it at 2 a.m. when i justify that it's okay, i haven't eaten in eight hour, i would definitely eat that. frozen. >> good idea. >> juan, these would make good toppings on ice cream. >> i don't know. i like reese's cups the way they are. this is like fred astair without ginger roger, stockton without malone. >> you're a homophobe! come on, come on. change is an evolution. get on board. up next -- >> i should be the one. >> next, pizza for breakfast. restaurant in iowa is serving up a fruit loops pie.

it features a cream cheese sauce, mozzarella cheese and the fruity cereal. judge, this sounds absolutely disgusting. >> yes, it is. now, i have had pizza for breakfast. i don't think i could do the fruit loops with the sour cream. no, no, no. no. no. >> juan, what do you think? what's the crazeiest thing you've ever put on a slice of pizza? >> the other day we did a segment about this. i happen to like anchovies. move americans hate them. cold pizza is college food. i know, i know. cold pizza is college food. even like a 7th grader knows, this is not cool. fruit loops on pizza? that's an abomination. >> dana, i think my twins would absolutely love a slice of this.

>> that place in iowa is very famous. especially a big hit when you're coming through for the iowa caucuses. my sister would probably love this. i'm gonna see if i can get her some. >> greg, probably take a little time on the peloton. >> this looks like my floor after i threw up a bowl of fruit loops. >> oh! >> no. that is true. >> finally, if you could hear the things we talk about in the commercial break. that's the good stuff. like yesterday when greg was complaining about all the foods he hates and how he wants to be hypnotized into liking fish. greg, would you like to explain this theory? >> about 20 years ago i went and got hypnotized to quit smoking. it didn't work. the reason it didn't work is i didn't want to quit. i have realized i have run out of food options. i can't keep eating ribs and steak. i'm ignoring all of these wonderful little animals that i

should be eating. i don't like it, but i want to like it. i think i would be open to being hypnotized to eating fish. i need a successful hypnotist to get me to like fish so i could eat healthier. >> i like it. >> getting him to eat fish would not be the thing i would get him to do. >> if i could hypnotize him, let me count the things. it would be. >> that would be the last thing on my list. >> what's the first thing? >> i could cure so many things about you, man. i don't even know where to start. judge, fish hypnotist? what's going on? >> first of all, they showed seafood. that's not fish. that's seafood. >> i hate all seafood. anything in the ocean. >> anything that lives in the water. anything in water. don't eat fish. eat chicken. why? >> i have to.

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>> rudy, not rudy giuliani, has a young daughter who is only in the two percentile for weight. we need to poker up a little bit and here's how he did it. we are final. that's right, got the beer funnel going, puts the milk down the funnel, and got the infant daughter to suck one down. that's how i gained weight in college. i swear to god, it works. she will be a normal weight and no time. there you go, we to get creative. >> all right, juan. >> you heard of the terrible twos, sometimes babies they get cooking by age three. take a look at this three year old is he cooks up a storm on tiktok. [laughter] that's a young boy, he's made

its way to pizza, pies, cookies, sometimes he eats the cookie dough. his mom's practicing faith mack safety first, keep him away from the heat. he's a young hero for all the cooks out there one day to have his own show i think. >> i was impressed with the eggs breaking with one hand, can you do that? >> let's do this. >> greg, named the otter news! this is important, north america river autumn was born in illinois. look how adorable this otter is. about four names like pascal, ozzie, chippewa, no. go to the website and you type and got felled, okay backslash otter name, demand that the name be after me.

>> my show started and i'd i've got great guests on it, representatives peter navarro, dave rubin, cooking with gas. i found the dog who wears pbe and works with his neuroscientist boss. we didn't have time for it. >> we will get to it, that's it for us, "special report." john roberts, are you there for us tonight? >> two shameless plugs i couldn't believe it. >> "one more thing"? that's what we do. >> here's what i'm wondering, i've got a signed bottle of wine from jasper, i need to get one of your signed books as well. >> i will be happy to send one, thanks. >> john: when he was great mimicking gordon ramsay. doesn't quite have the language down but he's got the shouting down. love it, love it. >> have a great show. >> john: good evening, i'm john roberts in for bret baier, who were following two major stories, there's no repeat today at the u.s. capitol of the