>> peter, remember me, tall good looking, blond hair and blue eyes. >> long time no see. >> that's all we have tonight. brian in for laura ingraham. >> social distancing. i will get if trouble here. >> when you meet joe biden bring 3 masks. 1 for your face and 2 for his hands. >> [cheering]. greg her name is nicole. >> i think if someone parachuted

down here and wondered what the most destructive force on our planet is ask landed in this country, they might look at the republicans. >> her voice is like butter. the worst thing on the planet ain't cancer or global warming. it's republicans. all this time the dems told us it was russia. keep going nicole. >> when is someone in the republican party going to rise up against those in the republican party whose speech is killing people. >> again, it's the evil republicans killing people. those damn pro-lifers. the republicans want you to die. isn't she a nicole. she is so 2 faced she better double mask. a lot of people died in wars under her watch. she should tune herself into the

u.n. she is not being original. she stole this from a very old playbook. >> we are handing over our kurdish allies to slaughter and that blood is on donald trump's hands. >> the republicans in the senate have an endless tolerance for other people's sadness. >> the republicans are responsible. they will all have blood on their hands. >> they have blood on their hands and no one should forget that. >> here's the divisive narrative the media is pounding out. it's republicans who hate vaccines. in order to believe this lie, you must pretend that operation warp speed which happened under a republican never existed. it disappeared like the conservative social media page. and deny that states governed by republicans did better in vaccine roll outs preventing covid death and reducing unemployment and kamala harris said she would not trust any

vaccine put forth by donald trump as if though he were mixing up doses at a porta potty in the landfill. states with republican governors have lower death rates beating red states with stricter lockdowns. in blue states had the same jobless rates 900,000 people would be unemployed. if you the viewer steps out of the left very right and rich versus poor crap you can see how much of this is manufactured. as long as we fight among ourselves they get rich off our warring fashions. where is the president?

>> my whole soul is in it. today on this january day my whole soul is in there. bringing america together. uniting our people. uniting our nation. i ask every american to join me in this cause. >> so what happened? nothing. because he lied. remember this is the same guy who used the people hoax to win the election and pushing the drinking bleach lie to brand trump as a neanderthal. what did our healer say yesterday? >> the best way to deal with this is for georgia and other states to smarten up. stop it. stop it. >> [laughing].

>> referring to voter i.d. laws as jim crow. over 70% of blacks favor photo i.d. for voting. unification is not the goal. conflict is. once you see this framework it shows up everywhere. take a look at what is on cnn right now. >> systemic racism. >> it's all racist. >> [inaudible]. >> the bear is a racist! >> [laughing]. >> he is a racist. >> the point of this show is to pull you and i out of the destructive us versus them narrative by showing how the media creates false stories to keep us engaged and angry. i don't hate dems. i hate the media for wanting us

to hate each other. that's their game. it's a terrible one. the way you wins being the first and loudest without fact or context. it's not good or healthy. you know what is? watching this show and leaving this prison of 2 ideas behind. the left and right thing is deader than a bill submitted by aoc. now that you can see their game you can't unsee it. that means you and i can kick their asses together. >> [cheers and applause]. >> [cheering]. >> let's come tonight's guests. he can't be timed and neither can his hair. charlie. she has a camera in one hand,

produced the documentary about the president, amanda. sharp and skinny and full of medication, [inaudible]. and cooler than a penguin. comedian. amanda, i have this hope that the left and right thing is collapsing right before our eyes. do you feel that way? >> why do you have that hope? it's worse than it's ever been before. >> [laughing]. >> it could be that i am delusional. >> maybe. people like wallace, it's getting worse. she is the whitest of white ladies. digging up this controversy. throwing everything and the kitchen sink at republicans want it's unbelievable. this is where the country is so divided. >> i still disagree, charlie.

because he is part of the media. the media can't make money off this. i.e., am guilty of -- i am trying to change choosing sides. i try to hate everybody including you charlie. >> you are good at that. >> i am mad that you cut your hair. how do you feel about the republicans being the most destructive force on the planet? >> you have an administration that has created a crisis at the border where you have women are being raped. children are being smuggled across the border. people are sold into literal slavery in 2021. that's just at the border. you have people who launched a war on cops. people have died because of the democrats war on the police. you have mayhem and people that have been murdered. you have all of these things.

the only way that democrats have not been run out of town on a rail is because they have the media behind them telling all of these lies and these ridiculous claims about evil republicans and evil trump. i love the clip from biden. i didn't think it was possible any president could be funnier than donald trump. i think maybe joe biden is funnier than donald trump because he doesn't mean to be. >> the fact he transformed into a vessel for woke ness. it's like finding out mr. magoo is into boy modification. >> he is the white privilege president. in 2008 he could not get near the white house. >> i said this before. it's like the left treats joe the way they treat a befuddled

grandfather. take all of his money. >> do you want to go get ice cream but we will go to the atm first and take out the maximum which is $500. >> people say republicans are the worse. when you demonize half of the country you are propping yourself on this moral superiority pillow so you are above everyone else without getting off your ass to do anything at all. it's harmful because that can lead to people get radicalized. it doesn't make people open their minds to new ideas. nothing gets done. >> i like the fact that nothing gets done. this whole atlanta story, joe.

it's generated by a false narrative created by the media that the voter i.d. law is racist. they still have the masters. it's called the masters! >> [laughing]. >> if master bedrooms are racist the masters are racist. masturbation is racist. master chef is racist. >> what is masturbation? >> your dad is watching in the audience. joe, what is in your brain? >> i was inspired by your monologue so i won't criticize nicole wallace's scenario. if aliens landed on the planet republicans would not be the most destructive. good luck selling that screen play where aliens come to earth.

>> this could be a movie. if the aliens come and the only savior for the planet is republicans. >> yes. >> this is a great idea for a movie. >> the aliens come and want to raise taxes. we are in the lurch for levering church? >> [cheers and applause]. >> [applauding].

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a majority of americans have no objection to horrible things like birth control, divorce or extra marital sex according to a study conducted by hunter biden. joe, i go to you. you are like a font of wisdom. does anything matter? >> well, i think the real question is what happens after you die? >> [laughing]. >> for me it's complicated. greg. >> [laughing]. >> greg, it's not looking good for you right now. >> greg: you an oddity as a co median because you are religious. >> i am and i don't judge other people for it. i find it troubling that people

don't believe in god so much as they believe in polls. >> [laughing]. >> some had wisconsin up by 19. i read through this. it said that latinos were 37% likely to belong to a church. that seemed low to me. maybe they are right. i have my own questions about this research that are not related to the man up stairs. >> greg: you don't like to judge but that's part of the fun of being in a religion. judging the crap out of people. i am not religious but i believe religion is a beneficial part of the society and we have done nothing to the people that destroy it to replace it which is why we have an alienated population spending time going after people because they feel that's the only way to get value

in their lives. that's the end of the show. forever! >> isn't that the problem? >> yes. >> you can't replace it with something else. as long as man has been on earth we tried to replace it. >> i tried. >> ultimately i don't think it works. if you are trying to do something like what we are doing with an experiment if self-government you can't do it without religion or some sort of code of behavior where we governor ourselves voluntarily rather than have the government governor us from the outside. the past year has been one -- looking at these numbers, i find it very depressing. so many churches missed an extraordinary opportunity during this it pandemic. >> interesting. >> the whole point of church is

that you concur death. you abolish fear. for a year so many churches shut down during the pandemic because they were afraid of death. i am not minimizing the pandemic. it was terrible and there are things you can do to protect people. but the whole point of religion is that at a time of fear. >> yes, if they had been open i would have gone somewhere. >> it would have been a great sales opportunities. >> i am already sold. >> sign me up! >> i did not close my church down. it's more like a cult. >> i am afraid that's probably true. i believe you. >> amanda, where are you on this?

>> the left createds it own religion with the end of the world stuff with global warming and they need a green new deal to save us. they don't have time for religions that might see people through hard times in their lives because they are too busy creating these. it's weird. they are doomsday. they want doomsday. they want covid to be the end of the world. they want the tidal wave to come. i don't understand what the obsession is with that. >> greg: they were worried covid might wipe us out before the planet ended in a year. >> they were excited about it. >> but i would assume they would be ashamed of the fact they have been lying for a year. they are not. >> greg: i think they believe it. there is a false dichotomy going on. science versus religion. don't you think religious belief

is part of evolution? religion helps you survive and gets your genes into the next generation through reproduction. isn't religion science? >> religion is great. i am serious. i had one before. i miss having one. the hope it would bring you and the comfort it would bring you. i have been trying to replace, fill that hole. it hasn't worked. i am proud of myself for at least to this point not trying to fill it with astrology. >> [laughing]. >> can you imagine coming to work. mercury retrograde. >> greg: you would not be here. >> you need a lightning rod behind greg gutfeld. >> greg: the evidence of a religious gap is in social

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wall construction to fill in the holes. new york told i.c.e. employees there is room to finishing on gasps in the wall which is still building a wall you idiot! what do you think walls do? >> [laughing]. >> greg: you don't build walls where there are walls. you put them where there are gasps. do i have to solve everything? a republican senator claims officials told them to delete the photos of the facilities housing children or wait to publish them during a republican administration. that was a joke. he told maria-bartiromo but none complyed. >> this is a humanitarian crisis and a national security crisis.

the numbers are the highest in history of unaccompanied minors in captivity. they are crammed in like sardines. this is what the biden administration is trying to hide from the american public which is why whoa took video and the biden administration tried to stop us. >> greg: immigration is a sensitive subject. maybe that's why people see what they want to see. right, jen psaki. >> i will show you images and tell me what comes to mind. >> that is definitely not a photo of kids in cages. >> what about this one? >> that's very interesting question. i would say that is not 2 kids in 2 cages. >> [laughing]. >> and this? >> wow!

a butterfly. >> are you sure? >> i am sure some people might see a dolphin. i see a butterfly. that's all the time for questions at this time. >> greg: well done. >> [laughing]. >> greg: kat, everybody keeps saying this problem keeps happening every year. why does this story keep existing? why does it keep happening? do you think secretly there is a large group of people who don't want this conflict to go away? do you have a solution? >> this is not new for democrats. obama and hillary in the past vote for a border fence and then evolved on that. it keeps coming back. the only people who didn't want a border fence were

libertarians. in the past we were talking about this. it was more fun because trump wanted to make it see through so you didn't get hit with a 60 pound bag of drugs. >> they did that. >> i am just saying. there was much discussion in the administration. >> some people would see a 60 pound bag of drugs as an opportunity. >> [laughing]. >> greg: did you work on any of this for the administration? >> for a little bit. it's really great to see the wall is still open. it's frustrating. the biden administration is figuring out immigration is hard. >> greg: nuanced?

>> yes, it's like a crisis down there. maybe we will have to fill the gasps but we are not building a wall. the way i see it welcome to the party, guys. welcome to trying to solve the border. maybe they will be forced by shame by many little toddlers in the desert will force them to do something about this. they are more likely to build a mononrail. >> greg: and have mexico pay for. it now it's biden's turn to defend it. next time who will be president after him? >> ron desantis. >> [cheering]. >> greg: i was going to say anthony weiner. >> he will try.

>> they played this game for so long and used it to get votes and support. the problem is if you let the border completely collapse you wind up with a severe and serious problem that cuts across all of their lines. their racial and gender lines. everybody is appalled by it. one thing that is interesting about this story. you saw the 2 people on the terror watch list were caught on the border. dhs put out a press release on the fact they caught them and then took it down. they are embarrassed about catching subpoena terrorists at the border. what is going on here? >> greg: they were embarrassed about calling them suspected terrorists and the administration wanted them to be call undocumented vacationers.

>> what if they want to claim asylum? how did we get here? >> greg: i would like to claim asylum from me and my bomb. joe, you have all of the answers. you are keeping them to yourself and that bothers me. >> i thought biden was stealing bernie sanders ideas. if he is filling in the wall maybe he is stealing from trump to. >> greg: this is another one of those things that trump's instincts were correct. but they can't agree with him because they hate him so much. >> if he was against the wall they would support him. >> greg: that would be really, really funny. renaming those san francisco schools. not so fast. an update next. >> [applauding].

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rename were based on lousy research. alamo was named for a tree and not the battle in texas. it confused teachers who kept trying to drop off rental cars. an argument to rename an elementary school wassed based on a guy who was a colonizer. they had the wrong sanchez. who hasn't had the wrong sanchez? when the guy offered it, i thought it was a dessert. >> i knew you would keep going. >> greg: some people have unusual practices. charlie is a sign we are turning the tide on the cancel culture or did san francisco just kick the poop down the field?

>> people have lost their minds. i try to imagine what people will be cancelled for in the future. joe biden will be cancelled. we will tear down every monument to him. then what are you going to cancel? >> greg: there is a string of murders in the '80s. the thing i blamed on o.j. >> [laughing]. >> stacey abrams will get cancelled because she rode in a car. >> that's driving cars. >> i think that this is also so ridiculous. we will just stop talking about it. >> greg: curve your language. fricking is terrible. [bleep]. >> [laughing].

>> let's go to fricking sanchez. >> greg: amanda, i don't remember the names of half of my schools. >> me either. the cancelling name thing i want in. i nominate the washington dulles airport. people who damaged america. >> amen. >> and the hoover building. that deserves to be -- maybe i will start a protest out in front of it next week. there are better nominees than the founding fathers. >> a different person for the next person of the united states. right here. the dulles brothers. >> greg: i don't think about the dulles brothers but i heard they

were the dullest brothers. joe, tonight hold that terrible joke against me. >> it's already forgotten, greg. >> [laughing]. >> i think distraction works perfectly. every second we spend talking about naming schools we are not talking about the fact they are not even teaching. to me, every time you are defending online learning you make yourself seem irrelevant. if kids are learning online why do we have school buildings. one teacher could have a lot more kids. >> greg: so true. kat, do you envision a day in the future when there is a kat school? >> i would love that. i have a lot of stuff i could teach to kids. >> greg: no, it would be named after you for your great work with orphans. >> yes, a lot of people don't

know about those. they would subscribe to my schools thoughts and they would be wonderful. naming schools after people. they realize is impossible. every person that ever existed made a mistake. i don't understand why you are not allowed to do that. why try to get people to subscribe to your viewpoint if once you do, it doesn't matter and you are cancelled anyway. >> greg: every person is fallible. >> getting rid of lincoln's schools. we are focussed on a negative with that guy. >> greg: up next. lest we forget. a chat about regret. ankh

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>>♪ ♪ >> greg: we have ourselveses to blame for a repeat walk of shame. a new study out of norway finds that regret doesn't keep people from avoiding future one night stands. >> [laughing]. greg that held true for both sexes? both? when was this study done? the 1800's. there are 470 now.

women regret one night stands more than men. ask them again in 9 months. guys regretted passing up a chance for casual sex which is the kind you have on friday wearing khakis. the authors concluded while regret pushes people to change their behavior the desire to have a one night stand depends on your personality. your options are limited if you are ugly. one last caveat. it was in norway which research shows does not exist. no one here has been to norway. amanda, are you buying the conclusions of this study? >> more than anything it's obvious that women would react that way. the modern world has hammered into the heads of young women the best thing you can be in

this world is a slutty ceo. it's so not true. >> like barbie. >> have one night stands but also be a slave to your corporate job and get to the top girl and get that business suit. it's horrific. it's an awful existence. it's no wonder women realize that. >> greg: kat, i have a feeling it was a scam created by horny researchers. they put a flier up on a billboard and reel them in. i wish i thought of this when i was in college. >> first, not one but both of my fiance's parents for the audience. i can't believe this one night stand. do people actually do this? >> greg: yes, with strangers.

>> that's discussing. i had a lifetime of sensible, responsible choices. >> [applauding]. >> i can't believe it. you learn something new every day. i felt physically ill just thinking of the possibility that people around me might have even thought of such a thing. >> greg: without their clothes on. >> oh, i know. that didn't even occur to me. >> greg: yes. joe, i assume you might have strong thoughts on this study because you were mentioned by name in it. >> [laughing]. >> i try to avoid one night stands myself, greg. when you look this good, it's like fishing with dynamite. >> [laughing]. >> i do think one night stands have a different meaning in norway. a night might last a month.

>> [laughing]. >> it can't happen if they don't have a home, i heard. >> greg: charlie, are one night stands overrated? they are overrated? >> can we skip me. >> i didn't know i had that option! >> [laughing]. >> i don't have a lot to offer. you covered it very nicely. i like the fact that it took a study for them to realize that men are still men and women are still women and behave differently. that's a step in the right direction. >> greg: we don't want to offend our non-binary viewers. there are thousands. we rule the air waves non-binary viewers.

just likely more than fox and friends. >> [laughing]. >> greg: what i don't understand about this study it's stupid because regret only occurs after you do something. >> maybe you should make more responsible choices. >> for you the regret begins before? >> right? >> greg: i have pre-regret. i regret everything i am about to do. don't go anywhere. more to come. >> [applauding]. did you know you can go to libertymutual.com to customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need? really? i didn't-- aah! ok. i'm on vibrate. aaah! only pay for what you need.

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in case you don't know, kat is getting married. how are the wedding plans coming along? >> they are great. i brought some video. i can just show you. this is from the tasting menu. i'm sure you recognize those raccoons. if they are very instagram famous, they are cage free raccoons that i got in brooklyn, not cheap, greg. only the finest of cage free raccoon. they are helping me taste the menu. >> greg: what is the menu? >> i will have to contact the raccoon. >> greg: clearly you didn't do your research. just because they have iphones. >> greg: wears a registry? is it like -- >> the dark web. the dark web. >> greg: that would be the perfect place for your registry. thank you, charlie hurt, amanda

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