governor abbott and the nebraska governor. why they chose liberty over lockdowns and their first reactions to president biden's address to it congress. greg gutfeld takes it from here. >> people say a lot of things in politics. why do people say things? who knows? people want attention. people are angry. people are jealous. who knows why people spread rumors. >> greg: people say all kinds of things like stop or get your hands off of me. >> [laughing]. >> [cheers and applause].

>> greg: all right. hello 911 i would like to respect an act of journalism. the ap reported something that was true. 6 police killings within 24 hours. this was after jurors reached a verdict in the murder case against chauvin. the media looks at the crisis and how can we make it worse? hospitals save lives but people still die. we won world war ii but people still die. the headline focuses on 6 killings until you get into the article where the ap changes their tune. they write the circumstances surrounding each death what

happened while officers investigated serious crimes. police say some of the people were armed with a gun, knife or a poll. one man claimed to have a bomb. most of these end safely. wow, did i just run headfirst into a fact? i may need to follow the concussion protocols. i thought the media banned context. they added uneventful encounters are not an issue. their definition is good policework. the adage if it bleeds it was the cop's fault. on this rare occasion the reporters admit the police do a good job. most interactions are resolved peacefully but who would click

on that? what happens when a media stresses one variable? it becomes a moment on the oscars. >> today the police will kill 3 people and tomorrow the police will kill 3 people. the police in america every day kill 3 people which amounts to 1,000 people a year. those people have largely black people. >> greg: it's not just the peaceful police encounters that are ignored or the reason police show up: crime. by the time the police are called to a situation it's already bad. no one calls the police to say hi. unless you are kat. here's a "new york post" run down of the democratic city i

live in. de blasio broke this city quicker than a toy made in china. murders are up only 6% after a year where killings jumped 45%. i could get into the kids being shot but the left might be saying getting shot is what kids do if they don't have knives. >> [laughing]. >> greg: hate crimes shot up 500%. the mug shots are not what the media wants. they ignore it like a kid killed in a gang cross fire. if only the perps were angry white males like this guy. >> [loud music playing]. >> like the cops.

>> [laughing]. >> [applauding]. >> greg: nearly all police involved fatalities, partners emerge: noncompleaance and drugs andine fear. -- one shooting is covered and another is not. this is selective bias. no one covers a safely landed plane. imagine doing this with reckless driving and only covering accidents where the paramedic arrives and the driver still dies. you would be left with a warped view that paramedics kill. i don't want to give the left any ideas. omar ilhan might ask to defund them.

who does this help? it doesn't help the people in trouble. i made a chart. look at that. spent all weekend on it. >> [laughing]. >> greg: in life bad things happen. illnesses and accidents. but life choices and the environment you live in and bad luck leads you to a place where it can only end badly. such endings are preceded by the failed social programs and the far left that makes excuses for them. the attention is focussed on the only person who shows up when no one else will. the cop. others don't do a terrible job

but participate in an endless cycle to the best of their ability. when they do it right we don't care. when they don't, we take them apart. 250,000 people die a year from hospital mistakes. cops are like offensive linemen in the nfl. the only time their names are mentioned is when they commit infractions. gone is the long decrease in crime. the left will have no justice and no peace. if you are a victim of crime, too bad. you were not click bait. if you want the protestors to help, they only read the headlines. even after the chauvin verdict protestors blocked the brooklyn bridge demanding to remove the

police from a city in a massive crime wave. who will show up then? it won't be the marchers. but they will call 9-11 if someone calls their skate board. let's welcome tonight's guests. dr. drew. a former priest who is still hot under the collar. >> [cheers and applause]. >> he is still terrified of yy2 k. and kat! >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: dr. drew, thanks for helping with my medical problem

in the greenroom. that's why i have him. >> i have psychiatristic advice after. >> greg: i will look into what you told me about. i never thought naked pilates was sprnt. you -- important. what is your prescription for america? what could you do for america? >> there is a very strange phenomenon happening in the last couple of months. i wrote about this, the narcissistic turn. we moved to histrionics. everybody is hyper-emotional and a panic stricken event. the way you deal with this is grounding them in reality and containing them. people have to get grounded.

they have -- you don't gratify it. >> greg: bury them? >> that's why i was in the basement for so long. >> [laughing]. >> you can't continue to escalate it. you have to contain. it we have to get back to reality. >> greg: i don't think that's possible given the social media. it survives on hysteria. people have legitimate concerns about crime and about police brutality, but they are operating on false narratives. jonathan, how is your newlywed? >> doing very well. i leave the priesthood with permission from the pope and i get married and oh, no, i don't like this. thank god we are doing well. >> greg: honey, you can't screw up this. i have the pope involved. you have to go to the pope?

>> i did with the help of my local bishop. >> you can do that? >> yes. >> can i do that? >> what would you like to get out of had? >> kat. >> i went to the doctor for medical advice. what is your advice for this american patient? >> just listening to your monologue about defunding the police and think of what hollywood is doing and what the far left is doing. they are taking the moral high ground. we are going to replace the judeo-christian ethic. we will tell everyone that the best way to help others is and they list all of these different things like defunding the police. the ones who suffer are the ones they say they are protecting the most.

the once in the poor narkdz. -- neighborhoods. it's tragic. >> greg: it is. joe, the terrified comic. what is your panicked assessment of the future? >> i think we are in trouble, greg. we have a system that doesn't reward context. context is boring. that doesn't sell ads. that's why you don't see ads on npr. if you don't agree, you are a terrorist. it's an interesting thing. you get ratings by talking crime on the news and talking about the cops on the news. if you get rid of the cops the crime will go up so they will get the ratings. it's an endless feedback loop. >> greg: it's true. i bring this it up.

we don't address the origins of the crime that lead to this horrible event where a woman or man days at the hands of the police. we don't look at that. the interesting thing about the ap-article. what if they continue to do this. every incident of a police shooting they looked at and they -- they can do. you have the manpower. the narrative would dissolve the way their article did. >> or there would be another article saying that was fueled by white supremacy. this is an important issue. but when you are focussed more on the narrative than on the truth, you will never solve anything. you are not operating in reality. you should always be focussed on the truth more than the narrative. talking about life-and-death

especially. >> greg: on "the five" i said this thing. the girl that attacked the other girl and shot dead, there is a girl like her still alive right now. we are obsessed with the final moment and we forget about the years that lead up to it. why are they giving migrant kids copies of kamala harris's children's book? good question. one-second scan. and now with optional alarms, you can choose to be notified if you go too high or too low. and for those who qualify, the freestyle libre 2 system is now covered by medicare. ask your doctor for a prescription. you can do it without fingersticks. learn more at freestyle libre 2 dot u.s. ♪♪

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>> greg: she gave her pages to kids in cages. kamala harris hasn't visited the border but her book has. 2019 children's book super

heroes are everywhere are included in the welcome bag for unaccompanied migrant kids in a california shelter. you can't give them dr. seuss anymore. talk about not reading the room. why not include a guide to star dining? >> [laughing]. >> greg: or 10 tips for managing your real estate empire. the book is for kids ages 3 to 7 who are too young to request anything better. and your not understanding english might work for you. super heroes show up in time. why are the kids getting this book? fox asked the white house. they were not aware of it. they only wake joe biden up for the important decision. nor was president biden aware of

anyone named kamala harris. did a local volunteer buy the books? if so vice-president is making money. is she, jen psaki? >> i would have to check with the health and human services team. i hear it's a good book. >> greg: what a weird way to get back on the best seller list. maybe i should try this out? >> [laughing]. >> [laughing]. >> wow. >> [laughing]. >> greg: i never get tired of her adorable laugh. that laugh, joe, will carry her to the white house. >> greg, if you cross the border you get a gift and a blanket made of metal and kamala harris's super hero gift.

that's the worst gift i got since the birthday card that said i need to have my teeth cleaned. >> [laughing]. >> greg: you still put it up on the mantle? >> of course. >> greg: kat, i have never thought that swag would be a thing for the border when you are crossing. i get it for movie premiers but they have swag book. >> they could have chosen a book in the language they are liky to speak. kamala harris did not even go there. i would love to be one of biden's point people. you don't have to do anything. politicians often don't do anything but at least go to the thing and have people take picture of them so it looks like they are doing something like

the rich girls who go on mission trips to africa. >> greg: jonathan, kat rarely makes a good point so i thought i would bring it up. the book is english. isn't that racist? >> i would not say it's racist. >> greg: really? >> this is again pandering from a moral perspective. we are going to welcome them. we are good because we give them a welcome. we give them swag bags, but it's encouraging human trafficking of children. it's despeckable. president biden needs to say we will send a different mess an. -- message. >> greg: if i was donald trump i would have flown down there

a trunk full of art of the deal. >> if everybody is a super hero, nobody is. research shows that excessive rewarding causes histrionics. how do you think we got here? >> greg: that's mind blowing. >> look at the population of the generations subjected to that and all of the emotions. interesting, right? >> i deserved all of my participation trophies. >> but you are hyper-emotional now. that's the problem. you should not have been gratified. >> greg: are we beginning to notice there is something off -- we thought kamala harris would be the replacement. the back up quarterback. because it was the choice by the media and not by the people. she had the lowest number in the

primaries and now a heart beat away from the presidency. >> absolutely. the media loves her. nobody will go after her in the media. she doesn't have to worry about it. we don't have to like her. we will like her they will make sure about it. >> california. >> the ones not in jail. >> greg: are you exciting about caitlyn jenner? >> yes, the recall was approved an hour ago. it's going through. this will be very interesting to see what caitlyn jenner says. >> greg: will america favor biden infrastructure plan? i think a nice bake sale. don't burn down the duplex. terminix.

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america loves big government. some new fox news polls run by our parent company orange julius. find americans want lower taxes and smaller government. 66-36% margin people prefers a government providing fewer services rather than playing for crap you don't want. a twist worthy of chubby checker. not only is half of the country in favor of biden's 2 trillion dollars infrastructure plan, they want to do it by raises taxes. that's like you want to defund the police by funding more crime. matt gertie of americans favor increasing taxes on corporation or taxes families earning over $400,000 a year.

jonathan, we want less government but favor big government. why are we so torn? you were a priest. you lind listened to a lot of confession. >> i will give a little lessons. it's called subsidiarity. it's simple but profound. >> greg: i think you said it for the first time. >> big government versus small government is not democrats versus republicans. a larger form of government or society should not do what a lower level of society could

do for itself. >> greg: hmmm. in other words we don't want the federal government telling a neighborhood organization what color their house should be painted. the lowest possible to get it done. that's the most respectful for the decency of the person. >> i said that for years about healthcare. the more you go away from the patient and the physician the more you add in problems. >> greg: plus you can't give them pens with the little drug name on it. i love learning something new. that's amazing. i never heard that word. you won't get that on "special

report." chris wallace would not be able to say that. kat, you are a libertarian. i always preface a question like that to you. i'm sorry. >> of all of the things you have said to me, that's what you apologize for. >> greg: i thought i was a libertarian until i met kat. >> that's a misconception. you don't think the government should be the best person for the role of solving the problem, that doesn't mean you don't care about the problem. that's a logical fallacy. if you say i don't want the government in charge of healthcare that, doesn't follow that i want you to get sick and

die. people on the left have pushed that message. they don't want governor tyranny that's [bleep]. it's not true. i have a beautiful, loving heart. >> i apologize. >> most of the time you do. >> greg: open yourself up and show it to us. don't do that. that would be disgusting. joe, what do you make of this government poll, big government poll? >> i was going to talk subsid -- jonathan covered that. >> [laughing]. >> greg: i will bring that up on "the five." >> look, took banks that it were too big to it fail by merging them together. nothing makes sense anymore.

throwing money at a bad idea helps. >> greg: i have this theory that because we don't care about the debt, why just not pay taxes for a year? that's 2 trillion dollars. do you know what that would do for the economy. i decided dr. drew, i am protaxing the hell out of corporations. >> because of their behavior in relation to voting reform? . >> greg: i spent so much of my life defending corporations. except for fox. a woman facing felony charges

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her name. the clerk ran her name. the oklahoma store she rented from doesn't exist anymore. what was the tape? sabrina the teenage witch who is now 53. according to the woman it was her roommate with young children that rented the video. same excuse i use when renting pipe long stocking. children are the source of all evil. the charges were dropped. but i thought about all of the tapes i failed to return because i wanted to hold on to them forever. barbie and the diamond castle. and the secret is mind blowing. and tinkerbell and the grand

fairy rescue and deliverance. >> [laughing]. >> greg: i forgot to return that one on purpose. joe, you have ever been charged with a crime? >> greg, i was once charged with loitering but i convinced the jury i was actually lurking. >> [laughing]. >> nice job, oklahoma, catching your accused felon. you had to wait until they tried to get married in texas? >> greg: they knew she would have to get married sometime and they have good communication with other states. not the murderers but anybody with an unreturned tape who is getting married, put us on high alert. >> there have to be tens of

thousands of videos outstanding. >> greg: trying to cover yourself, doctor? >> i will declare guilt right now. my kids had video games we did not turn back. >> if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. >> greg: you were a priest, jonathan, were you renting movies? were you allowed to? >> not the type you obviously were. you saw that vhs tape and immediately went adult. >>iend it. i looked at kat. >> i explained it.

>> greg: i remember there was a deposit and they would charge you? kat, you flew to blockbuster on our dime. >> i did. i am confused. if this applies to library stuff. how do you not know you are a felon? am i? i don't know. that's concerning. i had have a lot of late fees in a library in one state and then i moved. >> greg: it's still there? you can't go back there. >> look. the words of the grandmother from happy gilmore, i would have but i didn't have any money. so i moved. >> greg: that was the reason for

moving, overdues fees. why didn't you just return the books? >> well, because my life was really sad. >> greg: what bothers me this is the most harmless thing to come out of your past. if someone said, greg, we need to talk to you about something that happened in 1999. i would be halfway up to the roof. and then they go it's about the vhs tape. whew, they didn't find out the film i made with the biker gang or maybe they did. >> everyone in this room feels like they need to come get me. god forbid if the government owes you money. you will never hear from them. >> greg: great point. that's why he is a doctor.

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the oscars were broadcast from los angeles union station. it would have been more entertaining to watch 3 hours of mcdormant pooping in a bucket. it was to honor the best in film from the past year. instead they lectured on americans on issues ranging from social justice and gun control. it's like msnbc hired a bunch of actors. if a single 5 minute period went by without reminding us of something horrible, i missed it. it's gotten more political in preaching. it was predictable as the celebrities you see in rehab. maybe people are not that interested in listening to rich stars whine about how much everything sucks. when we watch cat videos on youtube they don't demand we

clean their litter boxes. dr. drew? >> there was competition. kat back me up on. 90 day if iance. -- fiance was on last night. >> why don't you like your boyfriend? because he pees where were he wants. >> my wife was watching the oscars. i am off this immediately. >> greg: i don't know. joe, what do you think is wrong with the oscars? do you think it's fixable? >> i don't anymore greg. a bob dylan performance i went to described it best. he was playing before the

curtain came up and never said a word and then he was done. he put his message in his art. it's frustrating to watch a show where people get awards and telling you everything that is wrong. >> greg: jonathan, did you watch any of it? >> i did not even know it was oscars sunday. i think in part, we learned to do new things during covid. we learned to entertain ourselves. we learned should good things and bad habits. we are not in the rut of just doing whatever the rest of soot is telling us. >> greg: indulge china. kat, you know what is interesting? i was debating whether to do this topic because it felt like

we were beating up on something helpless. the oscars are so pathetic, i feel like i am bullying. maybe it's time we look back down on them. they lorded it over us. they thought america was lame. now it's split. >> they are still looking down on us. nobody is watching and they are still -- it's like when someone posts a revealing picture on social media and it gets 3 likes. i didn't watch. i didn't think i was going to win. >> greg: what were you up for? >> i don't know. i didn't think i was up for anything either. >> it's like media and capable news stations who continue to do their thing in spite of the customer not appreciating them. >> greg: when you are an actor

you are famous independent of if somebody likes you. pick somebody like bruce willis. people recognize somebody for their fame but it's not whether they like them or not. that gives a false sense of importance. we are seeing an ending of decades of bad movies and liberal arrogance and it ended in a weird humiliation for an obnoxious industry. >> and they did it as a bus station which made it harder for people who needed to take the bus somewhere. >> greg: i had no idea. >> i have spent a lot of time on the bus. >> greg: it was at a bus station. >> train station. >> there are buses there.

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it woof been nice if he wore some pants but nicholas cage, he's uncaged when it comes to his pants. he doesn't need pants at all. nicholas uncaged. that's what he is. look at him go. good job, nicholas cage. i loved you in one of the greatest unsung movies of all time, "protocol." joe, do you have anything you want to plug. >> catch me thursday through sunday -- [inaudible] >> joe mackey. there you go. talk to drew. where can people find you if they want to hear more stuff out of your brain? >> locals. doctordrew.com. >> social media platform which also kat is on as well. i am, too. you should think about getting on there. it's like amway, i get money sometimes every time someone on it. >> do you? >> no.

anyway, set your dvr's every night so you never miss an episode. dr. drew, thanks you. thank you, our studio audience. i love you, america. ♪ welcome to fox news. preparing to hit his hundredth day in office. his talk of unifying the country in a bipartisan fashion has republicans crying foul as they point to a progressive move to the left, and breaking tonight. the president's -- former secretary of state john kerry is speaking out denying allegations that he divulged covert israeli operations to iran. an exodus among police