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night. ♪ ♪ statement that is true and swinging in the wake us for unit she is in the wings. . keep clapping, what your problem . the thing about rebellion, much like doing whippets, it's only
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fun and small burst, let it go unheeded or sympathize with it it only grows. like my bikini line during lockdown, it turns on you. it remind you of the time i rescued up or getting outside m apartment only to find out a fe months later it was reckoned. whatever was initially adorable is now evil. it's like relationships, some women date the bedway with a face tattoo because he is fun and dangerous, but it's not fun a year later when he sold all your furniture and he passed ou in your living room which is also where he keeps his bike an his meth lab. which brings us to ted wheeler, the mayor of portland oregon. last july he stood with rioters after 100 nights of mayhem or a cnn called it useful protesting as they tried to enter the police coming he tried to play the hip stepdad promising he will buy you beer if you promis to drink it at home. >> i stand with you no matter what.
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they are wanting the the tearga against you and their wanting the teargas against me. >> then my skin, there he was standing side-by-side this note is that he was competing in the three legged race at a menton family reunion printed yet they kept ranting. remember as we lurk projected help from the trump white house and slammed those who wanted to restore law and order. >> boards and and the actions from president trump in the department of homeland security, has shown that thisri is an attk on our democracy. keep your troops in your own building. i believeve our city. greg: okay braveheart. how great is that rejecting life saving help. and if the rioting did stop, when the mayor said the same thing month later .
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>> i need to do here in my local community with my local officials to take accountability to what is happening in our streets and i would appreciate the president supporters are stay the heck out of the way. greg: like charlie sheen speech, that did not take well. [laughter] in our year later even it deming like wheeler realized that he chose the wrong allies. who knew that you couldn't trust angry dweebs torching buildings while roaming the streets playing folkman. that is new friends even showed up and showed their respect by chasing him out of his very own apartment. and they said maybe if i cut the crocodile of multi- meat. not so. [inaudible]. greg: and i know, you would think that they would listen to the pleadings of the week mayor.
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he would rather teach stocks at a strip mall and working with the city. and announcing the allies arrested in the mass in the public to get the public and license plate to do the work that he refused to do. >> our job is to unmask an arrest him and prosecute them. these people often arrived at their so called direct actions in cars. they're all dressed in all black. and if you see this, call the police if you can provide the license plates, if you do so safely, that information can help later. greg: okay rambo. now we want the citizens to risk their lives when the stuff is a fan but we've already seen how he has turned his back on the cops. no surprise that the damaging schools and churches and of course the chances of ever having this in life and now they
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released a video in which not only do they stocks the mayor they threatened to kill him. >> resting for the last time that if you ignore this message outright, your precious way of life will escalate and the next time it just may be own blood. sue and another that supposed to sound scary depiction of the person behind that phony voice is the doritos stained bob who would peel himself in the gaming chair for the first time in months and maybe that is his real voice because his breathing heavy from standing up too fast. he likely has a hygiene problem because the only showers once every month state.th and still they threaten a political leader with that and then again suggest others and it didn't really matter. but it should there now and democrats some maybe it might matter for months predict i suppose you would call this terrorism but they are trump supporters, the white supremacist, sorry that is redundant. according to the media.
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by the way if you want to see a white terrace, take a look at the function of this portman writer, 75 percent white, their pasty but apparently the student run decks causes green hair and acne. starting to think that the cure for getting laid, so i didn't know joy over we were being threatened and i hope the lord something from this. other than that is not appropriate to wear cardigan to a right printed but maybe you should side with the citizens before you side with those who want to hurt them. this on page two of how to be a mayor handbook. any thought by courting the barbarians, they would stop and they didn't come the collectively left a bodybuilder on steroids and they ran he went to the ground like a rental car. that is what happens when you pretend it if you could be a mayor of the city to look like you're suited to be manager at circus city. so we are here for for you ted,
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america's got you even if you don't get us. [applause] >> let's welcome tonight's guest. they created morning show. fox and friends cohost brian kilmeade. annie's the only one wanting right home. and also he is so smart he tried to copy his homework. and also ari fleischer. in every picture of him is the big picture. and also with kennedy and tyrus. so brian you been long-standing support for years. and i think you feel . cross right now. >> i picked the wrong terrorist organization and account being
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together destroying city. brian: and it looks . clear that only the show printed together, the aging. i have never seen somebody age faster than a man with a hundred plus days of rioting is one of the things that i've learned that you should probably keep in mind as it's not pleasing people if that works for you. and every day, you don't please anyone and ted wheeler tries to place and he ends up embarrassed of the great mantra is to say if you make no one happy and the rest of the country can live happily ever after. i think my wife might agree with that. greg: your sidekick desk. [laughter] brian: this deeply hurtful. i want you to note that i've spent the weekend crying rated just getting, whenever we talk about this you always say ted wheeler is awful but the alternative is worse. so actually, if you say like they have to get rid of him, the next choice for mayor is usually
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like a squirrel with a methamphetamine problem party to. >> i would actually be a prop and improvement. they were neck and neck going into the november elections was actually anti- - supporting maybe they are trying to get him to resign. and they think that the order is just the nextr person who almost got the most votes in the last election and that'sth not necessarily how it works christmas at where i grew up, and evolved into this and they have been on a long time for quite some time is a surprising this what issi happens when you find a group of domestic terrorists . does not end well. i was reading this article and i said this would domestic terrorism is. when you're threatening someone's life, when you're trying to scare them due to changing their behavior, that is textbook terrorism. she already lives in new york
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city. greg: but the, i will never read that printed and let's talk about the teleprompter. but of course. all right, enough, we all agree the terrorism is bad but for some reason this type of terrorism is kind of almost excusable by our mainstream media. >> of course it is because this leftist tolerance of when you told early threatened tumor 70, he was still be intolerant. it just is the thing that you get to where when you come from the south side of the left and the press just rolls of ride-a-long with it. all this nonsense began in minneapolis at the george floyd murder. the mayor said the solution was radical love. if you remember that and spread to the summers of love in portland and intl seattle whichf course just open up the floodgates for the hatred and noting the violent the mayhem in
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the riots. and this is brought to you by the left. i thinku condemn it and ig am glad that you pay attentn to it. and i'm glad the mayor has flip flop after 100 nights of bryant greg: i need to ask you, if you, how to solve this problem now. >> it would've been over a job. first of all i would've supported my police department. in other facilities that they needed no one had the national guard like that. and he had a moment i should've known it that he was on the wrong side of it. if you watch the video many turn to me and my constituents and there was no one behind him party did you watch back when he ousted, empty chairs even that guy there was like - [laughter] it is on the tape, watch it. but you know what, that old story of the scorpion, it
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doesn't matter what your problem is, eventually and get you, this not even a political group. they don't have enough depth to have a political agenda. but just give me free stuff or a burn you down. this should children the need the good oldet fashion spec and who better than the boys voter national guard to get right in there. >> there arrested but the d.a. will not trust them with anything. so this catch and release program targeted and they've done an incredible this service to the people there and businesses need to be hiring in the communities printed. >> so if i was mayor, it would be catch and catch. that would be my philosophy. sue and i would be catch and release from thehe bridge. a short little bridge. >> the city of bridges. greg: it is a beautiful city of bridges. >> and there's lots of father to ..
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greg: what happens, some point this is going to die down. theyou give jobs, are these beig taken care of these idiots. and tivo, all they have to do is apply for it. it will happen until he at least september. this not quite happen. >> don't knock the busboys. if your friends, are you a latest printed the curvy couches and the segments. and you trash the busboys. [applause] they would not do that. or the other one. [laughter]t and you are angry about the busboys then you are about and tivo. >> oyui am printed.
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[inaudible]. >> they're missing the point, they are not looking for jobs. they are having go fund me pages. there is no point to work. >> they grow up they'll want to be social media influencers. that is her job. we'll good luck with that. we have to take a break and so excited about this next block, broken in theyo latest vaccine work. [applause] only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ before discovering nexium 24hr to treat her frequent heartburn, marie could only imagine enjoying freshly squeezed orange juice. now no fruit is forbidden. nexium 24hr stops acid before it starts for all-day, all-night protection. can you imagine 24 hours without heartburn? ♪ (ac/dc: back in black) ♪ ♪ ♪
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greg:: it's u.s. versus the cdc. broadcast roman and explain this about young people in the vaccine after being corrected by folks. this what rogan originally said. >> people send you thank you so safety vaccinated niceness, for
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the most part, safety vaccinated, i i do. but if you like 21 years old, he said me, should i get vaccinated. i would say are you healthy person. i don't do anything stupid, take care of yourself. think a lot of jobs would tell you that you need to have this. sue and of course the only think the media took from that was some people don't need to get vaccinated. the headlines get written and becomes a thing. and then there getting asked about it on the today show dr. anthony fauci is. seriously, what is pfizer going to give him the vaccine to inoculate the opinion. and dr. anthony fauci said he was incorrect even though young person can still prescribe it to someone else. >> so if you only want to worry about y yourself, and not socie, then that's okay but if you're thinking even if i get infected, i can do damage to somebody else, even if i had no symptoms
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at all and that is the reason why you've got to be careful and get vaccinated. greg: fine, but that's not what joe was talking about, is only addressing the health risk. have a 21 -year-old. anyway, it's now this really big thing because he waited in a rogan has to respond. >> non- an anti- backs person in fact i said, i believe they are safe and encourage many people to take them, my parents were vaccinated. i said that i don't think that if you're at young healthy person, if you need it. their argument was you need it for other people so that you don't transmit the virus. and that iss a different argument. >> fair enough. remember those old job. it wasre nuts. >> membrane breaking. [inaudible]. i never cease to be amazed. sue and who would've been
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thinking that aou jobs was to gt was not the best person to go to for health advice. yes those were dear testicles in case you missed it. nobody remembers a fear factor for unit speech of high have eaten so many species, meaning bugs and snakes. i do. i am full of them. sue and your what like one of the slot machines. ari: fright, just only arm. brian: i say i would never. greg: you know white, joe didn't really see anything wrong party that's a very common sense kind ofen thing. greg: he said if you are 20 when you're healthy, get your boxing. and everybody should get it and if there people just for religion religious reasons, respected. but if you're 21 in your healthy, take your vaccine so that you don't get this thing
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from anything from anybody else. so going to be any more serious than the flu. get your flu shot, get the shot no matter what your age. greg: brian i heard the people through the grapevine, they were intentionally trying to infect you with covid-19. [laughter] is sos interesting i guess thati have a bit of a temper. so i didn't know . greg: you were talking to people in the elevator. brian: that is true. when i did unlike the way they prepared for the segment focusing on the deer. that ari fleischer prepared for this. and actually hundred million dollars for taking a podcast to spotify, given to people in the country so ifhe you don't know him, get on with it any also said the testosterone and
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attentive vitamins so he says it is going to get vaccinated but for one -year-old, the chances of dying from this is 0.8 percent low-salt less than s actually punchdrunk party sue and i have great, i know. i think in this case it is all about the cost-benefit analysis that you make onis your own. what you're saying is that it doesn't hurt to do it and you want to protect other people. i look at it this way, like maybe the peak media looks at rogan they wanted taken down. he canceled like you said, he didn't do that with fox and friends as well. and i heard they were going to take down future fox and friends before the human error. brian: that would be the worst way to get fired. future your fired.
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can you plug the radio show the next time you put me down . greg: i lovee your radio show. brian: is conical. i mean,, i got it. tyrus: he gave his opinion. what is wrong to where we can't give our opinion anymore. if you generally for your medical advice. and you know, you can come to me about being in a good relationship. the fact so it is an opinion. and then dr. anthony fauci jumped in and am not saying he's on the inside the fence, he's been infusing and try to figure out what the cdc can do and what we can do. are you can get a so, nothing changes. it is confusing he given opinion and yes tremendous viewership and he needs to become a podcast andme they can't go after a man forgiving his opinion and it was opening the dialogue and he said
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he didn't backtrack and implied he did not apologize. i didn't have a 12 page essay about how sorry he is. that was a different conversation. and unfortunately, the media and pope dr. anthony fauci art, they don't want that. ari: did we have left else in the first place to protect older people. who are most vulnerable. because of the first people vaccinated . so if you're talking about who should be vaccinated first, it is people have the highest risk who have died from the disease being hospitalized. so the people who have the lowest risk, the contact about people the vaccine and maybe it's up to them whether or not they get the vaccine. greg: if you can survive, it would probably be less partied joe rogan is a martial arts guy he will survive. brian: hold on. he talks about it. oh he got knocked out.
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attractive for men who are rich. obviously clothing helps facilitate mate attraction but also indicates for long-term parental investment. the complicated way of saying bleep. so let's go to the woman of the panel. what you say. do you identify as woman today printed. .ari: indeed. sue and i identified often as a woman. i get quite indignant. anyway, where are we. ari: i studied biology and is fascinating subject because so much of it is about conversion and parental investment and for men can be as low as 30 seconds for women, as loans are talking about not an anatomically but from women police investment for you so you have a lot more fear
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of a invested in actually getting pregnant in men, one single that they can have resources, that you will be your interest spot will survive and you will have fun with reproductive success. the ultimate conclusion is if you work giant logos, then you have very strong sperm sue not going to look after them. greg: interesting, so this is why brian carries long a lot of sticks partied it's like build fort for women. brian: that is true. you will not get a better answer than that. i'm serious but it will say this, this is the one time where size does matter and biggest not good. so it is a settling down type is that the conclusion of these of the studies that university of michigan is doing, ie think you could go, it'sig time to drop ot because $72000 year, and about
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logo size studies. this is a good point. greg: i was like why do we do this kind of study so they can as the girls personal questions the bars. and brag about being a scientist. this is just for my research party would you like to come back to my place. brian: that the undergrads who do this work. greg: including asking if women are attracted to women and men who are rich. you need a university to tell you this. i don't, after was sent here. i have no response to that predict when you said what you said. [inaudible]. come on. greg: do you see what i am not wearing. and at tyrus, first of all this is good. kennedy: there's no secret that if you put a polo there, i'm the
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horse this is a choice printed sue one that is a huge logo. [laughter] kennedy: i think what you're trying to say is that men tend to show out and stuff like that. it is not with clothing, do that for each other just like women with andre, that is for other women. guys use close that s they have their stuff together. you tractor women with a car her big pensive jewelry, that's why somebody these broke brothers are standing in front of somebody else's car taking a smile. and putting it on instagram. [laughter] a woman state the name one can have one good outfit and they always look at your shoes and say, one good outfit but if you are the tombs everyday. that is what they look at, this was done by lonely scientists try to justify the nobody is going nuts over the white jackets through regular audit campus. he tried to put that over on the polo. just because i made a joke but
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you not having friends last night printed that polo was being confused for a peacock. really. greg: i only have one pair of dress shoes. we'll go to break right after that comment. brian: i had no idea that women looked at your shoes. ari: that's the first negative. not as much,h, you look at his shoes. mental think their shoes, they absolutely do and second, the female version of the peacock is a pen. sue and i came up with a list of scientific untrustworthiness to be found in close, shirts if it is cut covered in blood. brian: i concur partied. greg: is he wearing a hospital can on the street. their blinkinghi bracelet attacd to his ankle. affect and ask him if he is a man and tv anchor voice carries an overstuffed backpack around. [laughter]
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greg: you provide us questions and answers. but those things, they are - you are a bad person . to got to tell you that . brian: and if it is bloodstains, there is tied printed. greg: but it is preventative printed that is just for a certain person brought could do it printed don't go anywhere up next we find out how everything is said was 100 percent accurate partied [truck horn blares] accurate.
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and ask your doctor if keytruda can be part of your story. greg: welcome back this point i think of anything wrong this week . for that we go door shows steam phoenix jr . seamless in the secret bunker at 47 ray can see earthly 24/7 mostly in the noted printed in the washing our show all week and easier to point out any mistakes we may have made a . sociopathic we do.
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>> honestly greg, have an upgrade. not great had help. we just start by saying i am not mad at you read i'm just disappointed in you. so let's start with monday. on monday you said this about vice president, harris, do you the clip.ll greg: he thought, harris would be the backup quarterback replacement. i think it is like because it was the choice by the media and at the choice by the people because she during the primaries, she was like the lowest number in the primaries and now she's like partied away from the president's seat. >> greg, she did not have the lowest number in the primary. before she dropped out, she was pulling on 5 percent. she was the head of many others. i am 47 levels beneath the surface of thesu earth, totally
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nude, and at the gel of my own invention and even i knew that read when you understand. i was only a and exact, was being directionally in truth. >> i'm trying to be constructive here in europe getting defensive. we want you to get better. greg: but how could you forget about new york mayor bill de blasio. he has 0 percent support. even in his home state party to so yes, harris did not do well in the primaries but she was not the lowest. >> you're never the lowest in anything with bill de blasio's involved. and shame on you. shame on you for not remembering printed. greg: fair enough. >> this is tough level greg. greg: is our next behind you.
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speaking of tough love. >> you know, my private life is mine and hold it sacred. we put it this way you will eventually be in this room with me. greg: okay, suspect let's move on. >> you had a very interesting idea this week about taxes partied to upset up. i have this theory that because we don't care anymore about the debt, why not just pay taxes for a year. really interesting question out-of-the-box idea, keep asking questions, there are no quote unquote dumb ideas. it may be that one in 2016,
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economist was asked about the same idea. here's the problem. income taxes about 55 percent of the federal government's money so if nobody pays taxes, the government tomorrow, more money for reduce spending. which do you think would happen greg. they would borrow. greg: yes, we would borrow partied too much the chinese would end up owning more of us. greg, greg. twenty want the chinese to illness. greg: i don't, what i am saying is were already in debt another 2.5 trillion . were just adding that so itow doesn't matter. >> i don't know why i'm the 147 levels below the earth and you're the one with the tv show . need to think these things through and i'm not angry, just disappointed partied and mr. member that this is a period
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where hutches for critique by the time to celebrate some winds. greg: okay i'm up for that partied brian kilmeade, honestly. not sure why you are doing the show. a key player in much respect. earlier today you said on one of the real shows frankly, you said that you want to pull out one of my keep. >> i don't personally like him but i do think he's brilliant at times and very successful. greg: brian, i wanted to agree with you. i'm also not a fan of greg. as forat the brilliance of success, well, this is america. it is not about talent.
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but i want to call it out because there's so much negativity these days and i love that you started out like lifting of the smallest among us. so bravo. and finally, kennedy, a little factoid, i love everything tocto . i'm a huge fan. why the show. but i would just start with this. your nice to say that. portland, and he said, hope it happened if rates reside. it would be worse an interesting fact about portland, there is no deputy mayor of portland previous if the mayor resigns, there's just no mayor. until the election. kennedy: so i get to be mayor.
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>> well i think that no one being mayor of portland is the best possible outcome. kennedy: i think it could be better so thank you. >> i think so. my gel is drawing and flaking i am sticking to my chair so have a wonderful weekend greg party to. greg: you to see you later printed great guy. greg: coming up, i call this greg: coming up, i call this what i call this. coming up. ♪you've got the brawn♪ ♪i've got the brains♪ ♪let's make lots of♪ ♪ ♪ ♪♪ good hands.
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all right, then for new segment that going where greg read your mail. welcome punching number i read your mail printed tonight addition sponsored by sweet it is an eight boy back in 1996, is run home after school and squeeze it. in the mail the first one and they said this is going to be a comedy show. how many weeks and the company actually start.
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the comedy starts the moment you leave for work and then i stopped by to bring your wife. i kid. that is not true. she usually comes to my place predict you don't get this kind of quality entertainment on fox and friends. his called punching talent next it's a question from jessica mawhinney show being canceled. very soon actually. bad news for me and goodness for you. it was replacing it with the viewer named jesse hour. you'll be filled in your small bedroom e-mailing world famous celebrities like me in between pleasuring yourself to amateur poor any defendants with your feet partied andd will do better than reading in my show you will be and that is all that matters. as a question from missy.
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why can't you see something awful mean and hateful to people is not comedy. who said it was ., you hearing voices again predict i told you before those voices areu not rel and i hear voices to come everyday they tell me to eat light bulbs. but i do not. most of the time anyway so that i ask you, ignore the voices in your head as well. listen tell you to meet me at the a port authority bus station with a brown paper bag in large bills in a jar of mayonnaise partied too much kristi, go to the 440 busau station the satury night with a brown paper bag full of large bills in a jar of mayonnaise partied. greg: client is really busy. and george asks, are you on or off your meds. [laughter] george, meds was the same name for your mom, meds. get off the meds.
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so the answer is often on. can you make me a sandwich and leave it in the refrigerator before you go and tried before you go to work, usually get . hungry. the next question is important. are you going to ever higher comedy writers the show. are you ever been one point to higher comedy writers for your face. maybe he is right, that was not my best work. actually we fireded an entir crew. i think we have paid fordy them . th they get so excited when i mentioned them on tv. they do a great job. stay right there, moremo stuff coming up.
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greg: before we go, let's do this. as you know wednesday up decided to have a great time this wonderful city called manhattan, i'm a celebrity predict just thought i would throw that in there. oftentimes there are promotional giveaways, the man was giving away free red bulls and don't normally drink but both because listening to wired but there was cooper pounding them like it was nothing that he just couldn't t handle it partied so is going crazy when the park predict but some were very rude rated anyway. splendid fellow i might add. and there you go every night, never missed an episode.
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