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fun and small burst, let it go unheeded or sympathize with it it only grows. like my bikini line during lockdown, it turns on you. it remind you of the time i rescued up or getting outside m apartment only to find out a fe months later it was reckoned. whatever was initially adorable is now evil. it's like relationships, some women date the bedway with a face tattoo because he is fun and dangerous, but it's not fun a year later when he sold all your furniture and he passed ou in your living room which is also where he keeps his bike an his meth lab. which brings us to ted wheeler, the mayor of portland oregon. last july he stood with rioters after 100 nights of mayhem or a cnn called it useful protesting as they tried to enter the police coming he tried to play the hip stepdad promising he will buy you beer if you promis to drink it at home. >> i stand with you no matter what.

they are wanting the the tearga against you and their wanting the teargas against me. >> there he was standing side-by-side with not as if he was competing in the three legged race at family reunion. yet they kept rioting hurried i was wheeler who rejected help from the white house and slam those who wanted to restore law and order to the city. >> the actions from president trump and the department the department of homeland security security have shown that this i an attack on our democracy. keep your troops in your own buildings or have them leave ou city. >> how brave is that rejecting life-saving help from trump gesso he can maintain street credit with this come and get the rioting did stop, so what did them hear due next? the same thing a month later.

i'm going to do the work i need to do during the local communit with my local officials to take accountability for what's happening on our streets and i' appreciate that even the president support us or stay ou of the way. key that has not aged well. a year later, even a guy like wheeler could realize he chose the wrong allies. he knew you could interest bunc of torching buildings while roaming the streets plain pokey man go. his is new friends even showed up so show their respect by chasing out of his very own apartment. but wheeler thought, maybe if i pet the crocodile, the reptile won't eat me. not so, they continued. i know, you think anarchists would listen to the pleadings o a weak mayor who seems more at

home teaching the shots therapy at a strip mall. finally like a mob wrapped working like the fbi hate neede help getting old allies arreste and a mask and ask the public t get their names and license plates to do the work that he refused to do. >> my job is to unmask them and prosecute them. these people often arrive at their so-called direct actions in cars. if you see this, call the polic if you can provide license plates, if you can do so safely that information can help leader . >> okay, rambo. now he wants citizens to risk their lives as if he'd backed them up when it hits the fan, but we've already seen how he turned his back on the cops. no surprise, he went on damagin schools and churches and their chance of ever having success i

life. >> we are asking for the last time that you resign the distraction to the precious way of life is going to escalate. blood is on your hands, next time it may be your own. >> i know that is supposed to sound scary, but you know the person behind that phony voice is a doritos stained blob who had to peel himself from his gaming chair for the first time in months. maybe that is his real voice an his breathing heavy from standing up too fast. he likely has a hygiene program problem because the only shower at once every moon phase. still they threaten a political leader with death and again so did the madonna and johnny depp and it didn't matter, but they're now threatening a democrat so maybe it might matter for one's. i suppose she would call this terrorism, but they aren't trum supporters or white supremacist sorry, that's redundant

according to the media. by the way, if you want to see white terrorist take a look at the mugshots of portland rioters . even for a city 75 percent whit they're suspiciously pasty. to student loan debt causes green here and acne. i'm starting to think the cure for is getting laid. i get no joy over wheeler being threatened and i hope you learned something from this other than it's not appropriate to wear a cardigan to a riot. maybe you should side with the citizens before you side with those who want to hurt it. this is on page two of how to b a mayor handbook. he thought that they would stop at the gate, they didn't, they correctly surmised you had less balls than a hottie builder on steroids and they ran you into the ground like a rental car. that's what happens when you pretend you can be a mayor of a city, but you look like you're suited to be manager at circuit city.

>> america has got you, even if you don't get us. let's introduce tonight's guests . the only kennedy we trust for a ride home. he so smart einstein copied his homework. and, every picture of him is th big picture. so, you've been a long-standing supporter of antifa. i regret, if i picked the wrong.

i only they shall put it together the aging of ted wheeler. i have neighbors seen somebody age faster with the man with a hundred plus days of rioting. it's one of the things i learne from ted wheeler you should probably keep in mind. is bentonite life not pleasing people and that has worked for you and every day, you don't police anyone, and that ted wheeler tries to please and he ends up embarrassed, so the great gutfeld mantra is please make no one healthy and the res of the country can live happily ever after. >> i think my wife might agree with that. >> this is deeply hurtful. i want you to know i am spendin this weekend crying. >> kind of like every other wee and. >> true. when we talk about this you say ted wheeler is awful, but the alternative is worse. so actually, if you say like they've got to get rid of him,

the next choice for mayor is usually like a squirrel with a methamphetamine problem. >> that would be an improvement. the woman that ran against him, and they were neck and neck going into the november electio was actually antifa supporter. maybe they're trying to get him to resign and they think the order of succession is just the next person who almost got the most votes in the last election. that's not necessarily how it works, but it's really sad to see this city where i grew up i devolved into this and they hav been on a long slow decline for quite some time. it's not surprising. this is what happens when you try to appease a group of domestic terrorists. it doesn't end well and this truly, i was reading this article to date to my 12 real daughter and i was saying this is what domestic terrorism is great when you're threatening someone's life for a political outcome, when you're trying to scare them into changing their behavior, that is textbook terrorism. to get your voters are going to

have nightmares. >> she's already living in new york city. it sounds like a vast improvement, mom. >> if i have kids i'm never going to read to them. >> good idea. >> unless it's on a prompter. >> of course. >> we all agree that terrorism of any stripe is bad, but for some reason this type of terrorism is almost excusable b our mainstream media. >> of course it is because the left is tolerant. when you tolerant lee threatene to murder somebody are still being tolerant. just as they click that you get to where when you come from the soft side of the left. and the press just rolls right along with it. all this nonsense began in minneapolis after the george floyd mayer. the mayor of minneapolis at the solution was radical love. and then it spread to the summers of love in portland and seattle, which of course opened up the floodgates and the doors for the looting, the violence,

the mayhem, and the riots. this is brought to you by the left and i'm glad you condemn it , i'm glad you bring attention to it. i'm glad the mayor has flip-flopped after 100 nights o riots. >> and need to ask you, if you were mayor, how would you solve this problem now or is it too late? >> it would've been over at jump . first of all i would've supported my police department. into would've had the national guard in there like that. like what? >> like that. >> he had a moment where he should've known he was on the wrong side of it. when he says me and my constituents and there was no one behind him. if you watch that video back when he motions to the back, there's empty chairs. even the sign language guy was like it's on the tapered watch it. it said old story, the frog and the scorpion. it doesn't matter how you carry

him arm what you promise them, eventually they're going to sting him. they're not even a political group, they are not don't have enough depth to have a politica agenda. they are just children that nee a good old-fashioned spanking and who better than the boys in blue and our national guard to get things right down there. >> but they are arrested, but the da will not charge them wit anything. so it's a catch and release program and mike schmidt, the d and portland has done an incredible disturbance to the people live here and the entire community, not to mention peopl that would ever go visit, why would you? >> they catch and keep. kitchen keep would be my philosophy. >> i would be catch and release but from a bridge. >> a short little bridge so the land comfortably in the water.

>> it is as if he abridges for it can get lots of fog too. hard to identify. just putting that out there. >> speaking of hard to identify what happens because at some point this antifa thing is goin to die down. how did they get jobs? do we end up just taking care o these idiots? >> nobody's working. and antifa all you have oi

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guest, i think for the most par it's safe to get vaccinated, i do, but if your 21 years old an you say to me should i get vaccinated, no. are you healthy? you a healthy person? don't do anything stupid, but you should take care of yourself . there is a lot of jobs that wil tell you you need to have this. >> the only thing the media too for that is young people don't need to get vaccinated. the headlines get written and i becomes a thing. the next thing you know fauci i getting asked about it on the today show. when is pfizer going to give us a vaccine to vaccinate us from hearing fauci opinion part. >> even though a young healthy person may not have covid, they could spread it to someone else for it. >> if you want to only worry about yourself, and not society then that's okay, but you're saying even if i get infected, could do damage to somebody else , even if i have no symptoms

at all. that the reason why you've got to be careful and get vaccinated . >> fine, but that's now, it's really a big thing because he weighed in. >> i'm not in anti-vax person. i encourage many people to take it. i just said i don't think if you're a young healthy person that you need it. their argument was you need it for other people. so you don't transmit the virus. >> that makes more sense, that' a different argument. >> fair enough, but remember jo's old job? he was not. to get the popping sound is the outer membrane breaking. and never cease to be amazed at what you phreaks eat. >> who would've thought i guy

his job was to get the contestants to eat deer wasn't the best person to go two for health advice. yes, those were dear, but nobod remembers fear factor? >> i will eat anything. i eat so many different species of. i have eaten bugs, i've eaten snakes, i've eaten entrails. >> you truly have balls. >> arm full of them. figure like one of those lotto machines. >> pull my arm. >> if we were playing i'd never i'd say i never. >> you know what, joe didn't really say anything wrong. he had common sense kind of thing for it. >> if your 21 and you're healthy , get your vaccine. everybody should get it. people just for religious reasons, for whatever reasons they don't, i can respect that if your 21 and you're healthy, get your vaccine so you don't get this thing from anyone else.

even though it's not going to b more serious, who wants to get the flu shot. get the flu shot, get their shot , no matter your age for it. >> i heard through the grapevin that people were intentionally trying to infect you with covid. >> which is kind of interesting. >> it's a little aggressive. i didn't know i had enemies to that point. i heard you don't talk to peopl in the elevator. david lee miller got you that information? he is our finest investigative reporter. what i did unlike the way that kennedy prepared for this segment focusing on dear,. >> p protein. >> i focused on the van and actually joe rogan who got really really $100 million i think on his podcast to spot a fibroid is one of the most influential people in the country, he also in the same segment says he takes

testosterone, a ton of vitamins so he says he's going to get vaccinated, but for a 21 -year-old, the chances of dying from this is. 08 percent so it's less than 1 percent. what he saying is actually not wrong. >> i agree. i think in this case it's all about the cost benefit analysis that you make on your own. what you're saying is it doesn' hurt, do it, and you want to infect other people, but i don' know, i'm looking at this way, think is this the media, the media looks at rogan and they'v got to take him down. he's found a third wave. he can't be canceled, like you said, get they are taking down his old chose freight did you see that? >> they tried to do that with fox and friends too. i heard they're going to take down future fox and friends shows before they even air. >> that would be the worst way to get fired for it in the future your fired.

can you plug the radio show the next time you put me down? >> i love your radio show. >> it's going to get fired. he get your question was, i got one. i got it. he gave his opinion. what is wrong to where we can't give our opinion anymore? if you go to joe rogan for your medical advice, you can come to me about being in good relationships your entire life. it's in opinion. and then he jumped in, i'm not saying he's been on the other side of the fence, he's been confusing trying to figure out what from the cdc what we can and can't do. hurry up and get a vaccine so nothing changes. i mean it's confusing, so he gave an opinion, yes he has a tremendous viewership and he ha become the podcast is the way and they can't touch it so of course they're going to go afte them. you kinko after man forgiving i opinion. he didn't backtrack, i'm glad h

didn't apologize, i'm glad he didn't write a 12 page essay about how sorry he was. he just said this is what i thought. so he's the adult in the room, unfortunately, the media and fauci aren't spirit. >> we have had lockdowns in the first place to protect older people, to protect those that are most vulnerable. those were the first people vaccinated, so you're fear talking about who should be vaccinated first, its people at the highest risk of dying from the disease or being hospitalized. so the people who have the lowest risk may be talking abou people who should get the vaccine last, and may be it's u to them whether or not they get the vaccine. >> would you agree with this, i you should survive in the octagon, issue probably go last droid joe rogan is a martial artist, he's going to survive. >> he talks about it. he calls it.

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>> if he likes wearing brands, keep an eye on his hands break new study finds men who wear luxury clothing with prominent logos are more likely to be dirtbags. that is science. at least more likely acute into research from the university of michigan. they have universities in michigan? excellent work, how did you conduct this study? watch every season of the jerse shore. they also found a man with a giant nike logo is more likely to just to have. they also decided to if women

are more attracted to flashy clothes. it helps facilitate mate attraction, but also indicates poor long-term parental investment. which is really complicated a complicated way of saying [bleep] >> let's go to the woman on the panel. that issue, kennedy. you identify as a woman today? >> indeed. i identify often as a woman whe there is no line. i get quite indignant. by the way, where are we. >> i studied the evolution of biology it was a fascinating subject because so much of it i about parental investment in th parental investment for men can be as low as 30 seconds, for women it's as low and were talking about for women it's th least parental investment is four years, so you have a lot

more if your woman invested in getting pregnant and men, want to signal that they can secure resources that you will, you an you respond will survive. that as reproductive success an the ultimate conclusion is if you wear giant logos when you have very strong but you're not going to look after them. >> interesting. this is why brian carries along a right a lot of sticks. you're trying to build a fort for women. >> i will say this. you will not get a better answe than that, but i will say this, this is the one time where size does matter and big is not good too. small izod shirts mean it's tha settling down type great is tha the conclusion. these other studies the university of michigan is doing if you go there, it's time to drop out because $72,000 a year

and i got logo size studies. >> this is a good point grade i was thinking what the researchers do this type of study it so they can ask girls personal questions at bars and then brag about being a scientist. this is just for my research. would you like to come back to my place? >> this is where the teaching assistant send in their undergrads to do this hard work including asking if women are attracted to men who are rich, mean that a university needs to tell you that? after what has been said here, this is harry meets sally, i have no response to that. is he passing? >> come on. do you see my close? do you see what i'm not wearing? >> you know, tyrus,. >> this is a hit piece. there is no secret. very few put a polo on their freight this is a choice.

>> it's a huge logo, but it's o tyrus. >> i think what they're trying to say is that men are like peacocks, they tried to show up and stuffed bear they'd it's no for close, they do that for eac other. hits like women with laundry, guys use close to show they got their stuff in their shoes together. utrecht women with a car or a big piece of jewelry or a jet, that's what you see so many broke as brothers standing in front of somebody else's car with a smile and putting it on instagram. anybody can have one good outfit , they always look at your shoes. but is he wearing the same shoe every day? that's what they look at. this was done by lowly scientis trying to justify that no one's going after the white jacket they're wearing around the campus. they try to put over. this is a hit piece. just because i made a joke abou

you not having friends last night. >> i felt kinda bad about this was hoping we would go to break right after this comment. i had no idea i wanted to look your shoes. >> that's the first thing you do . when your sizing up a man the first thing you do is not his watch, you look at his shoes. men don't think their shoes matter, but they absolutely do. second, the female version is a peahen. >> i came up with a list of signs of untrustworthiness to b found in close, if you're shirt is covered in blood. >> i concur. is he wearing a hospital gown o the streets? is there a blinking bracelet attached to his ankle. last, if use a grown man slashe tv anchor who always carries an overstuffed backpack around the

office. i will say this, you provided the questions, but are those ba things? >> those are bad things, you ar a bad person. >> preventative with tide pods. that is for just for brian, not anybody else. don't go anywhere, up next we find out how everything i said this week was 100 percent accurate.

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>> let's find out if we've got anything wrong with this week paid for this we go to our show steve phoenix jr. freight he lives in the secret bunker and watches tv 24 slashed seven mostly in the. he's been watching her show all week and he has been here to point out any mistakes we might have made.

steve, how do we do? to get honestly, grade, sadly not great great not great at all . let me start by saying that i'm not mad at you, i am just disappointed in you. so let's start with monday. on monday you said this about vice president kamala harris. you want to roll that clip? >> he thought that kamala harri was going to be the placement, the backup quarterback, i think it's because it was the choice by the media and not the choice by the people because she sucke during the primary spreadsheet of the lowest number in the primaries and now she's like a heartbeat away from the presidency. >> greg, she did not have the lowest number in the primary, before she dropped out, she was pulling around 5 percent. she was ahead of yang, i am 47 levels beneath the surface of the earth, totally, projected

gel of my own invention. and that's where i'm at. >> you understand, it wasn't being exact, i was being directionally true. >> i'm trying to be constructiv here, you're getting defensive. we want you to get better. how could you forget about new york mayor bill de blasio. he had zero percent support eve in his own state. harris didn't do well in the primary, but she wasn't the lowest, you're never the lowest in anything if bill de blasio is involved, and shame on you, shame on you. >> fair enough. i will take that. >> thank you. it's tough love, greg. >> speaking of truth love, is there a and ask behind you?

>> you know, my private life is mine and i hold it very sacred to. let me put it this way, you wil eventually be in this room with me. so let's move on to charlie moveon? because you had a very interesting idea this week abou taxes. mike, honey, if you want to pop that up? i have this theory that because we don't care anymore about deficits and the dead, why not just pay taxes for a year. >> okay. let's start with the positives. really interesting question out-of-the-box idea. keep asking questions, greg. keep being serious. there are no quote unquote dumb

ideas except it may be that one in 2016 the economist was asked about the same idea and here's the problem, income tax is abou 50 percent, 65 percent of the federal government's money so i nobody paid taxes the governmen would have to borrow more money or reduce spending. which do you think would happen greg? they would borrow. the chinese would end up. why do you want the chinese to own us? i don't, what i'm saying is for already in debt. or just adding that to the debt. you need to think these things through. am not angry.

and a time to celebrate some wins. earlier today you said on frankly one of the real shows o the network, you said this, mikey, you want to put that one up. >> greg gutfeld who i don't like , but i believe is brilliant at times and very successful. >> brian? this isn't really a correction, i wanted to agree with you. i am also not a fan of great, and that's where the brilliance and success this is america, it's not about talent.

but i wanted to call that out because there's so much negativity these days and i lov that you started out by listing out the smallest among us. bravo. finally, kennedy. a little factoid, i love everything you do. huge fan. huge fan. why is this guy on your show? but. >> showed the logo. >> you're nice to say that. portland, as you said, what would happen if the mayor resigned would be even worse. interesting fact about portland there is no deputy mayor of portland. if the mayor resigned, there is just no mayor. until the election. >> so i get to be mayor. i think that's how it goes. >> i think no one being mayor o

portland is the best possible outcome for portland. >> it could be better. greg, my transmission now has t end, the gel that i'm covered i is drying and flaking and i'm sticking to my chair. have a wonderful weekend, greg. >> youtube. seal later. great guy. >> coming up, what you can sit >> coming up, what you can sit bottom line is, mom's love that land o' frost premium sliced meats have no by-products. (his voice) “baloney!” (automated voice) has joined the call. (voice from phone) hey, baloney here. i thought this was a no by-products call? land o' frost premium. fresh look. same great taste. i thought this was a no by-products call? the first survivor of alzheimer's disease is out there. and the alzheimer's association is going to make it happen. but we won't get there without you.

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the comedy starts the moment yo leave for work and then i stopped by to bang your wife. i kid i kid, that's not true. team usually comes to my place. you don't get this kind of quality entertainment on fox an friends. next is a question from jesse, when is your show being canceled ? jesse, very soon actually, whic is bad news for me and good new for you. they are replacing it with the viewer it named jesse our where you will be filmed in your smal bedroom e-mailing world-famous celebrities on a musty twin bed and eating bunions with your feet. it won't do better in the ratings then my show, but you will beat don lemon, and that i all that matters. here is a question from christie

, why can't you see that being awful, mean, and table to people isn't comedy. who said it was? are you hearing voices again? i told you before those voices aren't real. i hear voices to come every day they are articulation of clive owen tells me to eat light bulbs , but i don't, most of the time anyway so i ask you to als ignore the voices in your head as well and less they ask you t meet me at the port authority this afternoon. >> christy, this is clive owen, go to the port authority bus station with a bag full of larg bills and a jar of mayonnaise. george asks, are you on or off your meds? george, if meds is a nickname for your mom, then i'm on meds.

so the answer is off and on. can you leave me a sandwich in the fridge? the next question is from norman . are you ever going to hire comedy writers for their show. well, are you ever going to hir comedy writers for your face? maybe he's right. that wasn't my best work. actually we've hired an entire group of comedy writers. i think we have tape of them. they get so excited when i mentioned them on tv. and they do a great job. stay right there come up more stuff is next. ♪ (ac/dc: back in black) ♪

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>> greg: put that down. before we go, let's do this! >> greg, he's a star! >> as you know i took wednesday off decided to have a great time in this wonderful city called manhattan. i am a celebrity. just thought i would throw that in there it went to central park and there are often little promotional giveaways, there was a man giving away free red bull. i don't normally drink red bull because it gets me too wired to. there anderson cooper pounding it like it was nothing. he just couldn't handle it. going crazy around the park, bumping into people -- it was really rude -- there he goes again. anyway, splendid fellow i might add. there you go, set your dvrs every night so you never miss an episode! thanks to brian kilmeade, tyrus,

our studio audience, "fox news @ night" is next -- i'm greg gutfeld ♪ ♪ >> welcome to waters world i'm jesse watters. divided we fall, that's the subject of tonight's waters word. the corporate media has created an identity crisis in the republican party. the rights to manipulate into believing their wrong that they represent a minority opinion in america. this head game keeps us down. but it is time for this the sleeping giant to wake up as a saying goes, the truth shall set you free. a majority of the country wants lower tax and smaller government. those numberses have actually grown over the last 15 years. a vast majority of theou