the full force against critics of his tax plan. >> i keep hearing in the press biden is going to raise your taxes. anybody making less than $400,000 will not pay a single penny in taxes. >> who are we targeting in the vaccination? the youthful and the doubtful. and there is an attitude that they will be fined if they take the vaccine. maybe you will get a long-haul syndrome that would not really sure what it is yet. but a lingering consequence of covid. or maybe you go home and kiss your grandmother and wind up killing your grandmother. >> greg: which is bad because we should leave killing grandmas to the pros. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause]

[cheers and applause] >> greg: so, as you know i'm not a doctor but i don't let that stop me from giving medical advice or doing exams in my van. so i can safely diagnose that many americans are experiencing and mass delusion. first, the jeopardy contestant accused of sending bat signals to bigots. it's like it was only last week. a jeopardy winner is getting harassed on social media for allegedly flashing a white power hand sign on a recent show. some very lonely former contestants posted an open letter demanding an apology and shaming producers for allowing this to happen. you were just holding up the number three to mark his third victory the same way after his second win, he held up the number two and before that, the number one.

who is that bundle of deliciousness? it's hard to hear what he is saying. you know, you are overwhelmed by his handsomeness. now that you figured that would be enough, it would be over, it gets picked up for bloggers starved of content. but no, since that aired, 450 former jeopardy contestant signed an open letter demanding that donahue publicly apologize "for the ramifications of the gesture." and disavow any -- urges the show to address kelly's behavior and takes measures to make sure future mistakes of this magnitude never make it on the air. and here you thought you had to be smart to appear on jeopardy. now we finally know who is dumber than a fifth grader. so this dude has got to apologize whether his hand gesture was intentional or not. this is nuts. according to jeopardy terms, what is [bleep] crazy? [applause] 's easy applause for the

swearing. the idea the white supremacists are looking for signals on game shows his jeopardy, not the price is right. [laughter] i mean, how many klansmen actually watched jeopardy besides my uncle? sorry. cecil has excessive calls us to know which fonts out? no. it loses the legendary talented lassie guide and alec trebek and within 6 months, the jeopardy justice warriors opening a piping hot bag of microwaved popcorn. meanwhile, he already begs for forgiveness. how did it actually become a story question what it began with one loser on twitter with a dozen followers. here i thought he would swear off social media. but that is all it took for the press to amplify it. and why? are they so thirsty for proof of diplomacy that -- yep. they can't find enough

real-world examples, so they created potpourri of paranoia. deliberate misunderstandings. wearing fake nooses they made. they believe that under every ban is an angry white male. i wonder what an angry white male is. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ here we go. another guy apologizing for something he didn't do. look, i understand, he thinks it's going to make the problem go away and everyone will be happy. but that's not the way it works. these people just ask for more apologies for more people. it never ends. kind of like yardwork. [laughs] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: not a healthy laugh. that's a psychotic laugh. and we could laugh but it keeps happening. people imagining racists that

aren't there. even tim scott declaring that we are not a racist country and having both joe biden and kamala harris agree with him, that wasn't even enough. but it's not just race that drives hysteria. it's also wealth. at "snl," some cast members don't want to do the show if elon musk hosts. have you seen the show recently? it should be elon musk saying that about them. i have heard more laughs in the waiting room at the mayo clinic. we covered this last weekend. some people at "snl" who dinner buy tesla stock are pissed off that he is hosted a show next month. he tweeted out just how life it really is. cast member responded on instagram "what the f does this even mean?" a bernie sanders tweet was shared about how they own more than the bottom half of americans. >> this guy seems to be on top of all the amazing new stories.

i might have to pretend i'm a story so he will be on top of me. >> that's uncanny. >> it is. it is. >> greg: so now, lorne michaels said that if they find elon musk too threaten, they can skip the show, which is one way of making it funnier. now these are canadians apparently. now what is funny about them is their hubris in us. "snl" used to make fun of people like this. now they are the morally outraged. scowling and discussed. that leads to another discussion. when did he become an evil bond villain? is that all those electric cars he's making sending astronauts to space, naming his kid after an obscure storm? it seems like the dumbest most illusionist people are controlling this narrative. it is like watching a hotdog-eating eating contest in reverse. you know who i like? jason freeze. he is the ceo, not to be

confused with hunter biden's company. he announced that employees wouldn't be allowed to share their politics at work. "every discussion remotely related to politics quickly spends away. you shouldn't have to wonder if staying out of it means you are complicit or weighing into it means you are a target." translation, when you are at work, focus on work, the thing that you are paid to do. that's it. it's the opposite of a delusion. we have seen how politics play out in sports. if you don't deal, you are part of the problem. so maybe the solution after he banned politics at work, a third of his employees quit siting the policy. that is around 20 people. or as joey read because it -- it donned like he may have dumped his most annoying workers in one shot. just like that. all of the dopes who lectured you in the break room with their microwaved broccoli burgers, they are gone. what if every company did that?

you know what happens? just like after doing a fistful of mushrooms, doctor, life returns to normal, productivity, respect, three things the media can't stand no matter how many fingers it takes to count them. the only finger we should show them is the appraised middle one. [cheers and applause] here he is. let's welcome tonight's guest, do not mope. professor at nyu medical center, marc siegel. when he tackles the issues, the issues end up on injured reserve. former nfl player. she is sure sharp she could shave a pineapple. that's hard to say. kennedy. and he is so huge, it could all stay in his hands.

[cheers and applause] so, dr. siegel, you are here for two core reasons. wanted to refill a prescription of mine, which you can do in the green room later. but i want to ask you, does this have all the trappings of a contagious delusion where it like spreads and there is really no evidence but people feel that it's real? >> that is the society we are living in right now. it's guarded by dogma. it's guarded by put-downs. pseudo-religion, pseudo-really pseudo-religiosity. also, the idea that if you say something that somebody disagrees with, you are immediately ridiculed. >> greg: is there a way to deprogram people? what if i opened up a business called got feels deprogramming? how would you deprogram question marks bigger here is what you do. you had a vaccine question or

take off the mask. you are atrophy not home with your parents? go to school. play with johnny out there in the sandbox again. all of that. >> greg: we are not allowed to do that, but go ahead. >> marc: why not? [laughs] i won't say. is that what the prescription is for? >> greg: exec lee. all right, enough. we have seen what politics does in sports and now we are seeing some of the people fighting back in the workplace come which i thought was pretty interesting. where do you see this going? >> it's a tough one. i'm a man of prayer. i get on my knees every night and pray to god to give me wisdom, knowledge, and discernment. for right now i'm confused. [applause] i really am. i'm confused because, your monologue, which was a great monologue, by the way. when you talk about "saturday night live" and they are making a big deal out of elon musk, now they are the face

of righteousness. on easter, they have lap dancers on jesus christ. these people have literally lost their mind. lost her mind. where we go from here? this country is at a point where we all have to lock arms even closer. i think we need to show people how to love instead of always talking about what people aren't doing and making fun of what people aren't doing. just show them how to do it. let's be that example of love. we can go that by going into communities, instead of making folks down my front of all these folks, go give them a hug. >> greg: i don't know if i'm going to go give strangers a hug. my full body suit. kennedy, you are filled with love. you have participated in a very special event on saturday. you actually married.

before i did. i officiated at the wedding. here we are, the three of us. [applause] she and her husband are absolutely beautiful people. they are such good people. >> greg: i want to go that far. >> marc: no, they are. >> greg: they are okay people. >> marc: it was a kind of what and where we left but you cried as well because the depth of their love for each other. it was a beautiful experience and jack is actually right. that is what we need to do here we need to hang out with people that we care about. and you need to have something that you believe in. come from a place of optimism. and i would say as a libertarian, i don't want to change your mind but i want to take you with me. we are going somewhere and is going to be fantastic. if i were in as set out cast member, i would be that the first in line for a flying car. people are foolish to do anything otherwise. >> greg: is true. you are missing an opportunity to become best friends with him. i would totally work on him for not a sex robot.

>> what a horrible idea. i want a flying bondage robot. so i just go like this. and it flies down. >> up the water and you are back to normal. >> greg: you brought up when we were talking about tim scott last weekend, you brought -- it was kind of interesting because he was able to get joe biden and kamala harris to agree with him. but yet it really doesn't matter. >> because he has a different mind-set. somewhere we got confused, especially for a lot of the social justice, the whole point of freedom and equality is to have your own ideas and beliefs in this country, not the color of your skin dictates your voting habits or what you think. if you are successful and you want small government and you want church in your schools, you want this or that, whatever, and that falls in line and makes you a republican, you should say thanks for coming, but you are black. you should be over there.

that is ridiculous. that's ridiculous. and if the right was saying that, we would be calling for -- the left is literally saying that. they insult us every time they turn around. if you are black and poor, you are not smart enough to get an idea. what? everyone else has got their i.d.? yeah, we got ours. >> greg: [laughs] >> where the only ones that can't go to the dmv? just hate lines. they chime in on the stereotypes. stereotypes seem to be to where now they are factual. even if they were like the secret three come out like i made a joke about the bashful racist on jeopardy. so he would have won four and he goes like this and now he is in trouble because he it is a four horseman. you know i'm saying? what group is that? i mean, there are only so many things you can do. there are only so many things you can do with your hand. it could have went like this and that would have been

inappropriate. you know what i'm saying? he won three times. and he said gypsy. what was the last time someone said gypsy and everyone in the bar said -- oh, sir! relax, america. relax. >> greg: that's a good idea for a show. relax, america. up next, how the teachers union is making the pandemic worse. [applause] i mean it... uh-oh, sorry... oh... what? i'm an emu! no, buddy! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty. ♪ ♪ yum yum yum yum yum yum yum ♪ ♪ yum yum yum yum yum yum ♪ ♪ yum yum yum yum yuuum yum yum yum yum yum yum yuuum ♪ ♪ yum ♪ ♪ yum yum (clap, clap) yum yum (clap) yum yum ♪

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>> greg: those who teach keep life out of reach. now you cdc them. now you don't. according to recently obtained emails, my favorite kind, the center for disease control was heavily influenced by the teachers union when drafting

school reopens. apparently it's still not covid-safe but teachers should go back to school or go back to in school learning. from translation, we are never teaching again. screw your stupid kids. let's get drunk. i know how to speak teacher. the national teachers union lobbied hard to prevent students returning to the classroom. schools want a primary source of infection. unless you considered indoctrination and we know you do. of course, their most recent guidance for vaccinated members of the general public, mask lists outdoor dining and socializing. yet, no [bleep]. the cdc changes their mind more than -- to have you noticed this? i have been watching this on an offer to go years. i kept silent on this. but i can't keep silent anymore. so many has to speak the truth. meanwhile, the cdc also announced new guidelines for

summer camps. among them, all children must be thrown into scalding lava. i read that wrong. kids should stay 3 feet apart and everyone including vaccinated camp counselors should say mask up the entire time. that sounds absurd. come on, kids had more fun at camp friday the 13th. at least jason was the only one in a mask and his had holes in it. loved him, kennedy. the summer camp thing is insane. if a version of you from a few years ago time travel to now, first it would be like wow. why am i here? but also you would be like what the -- is going on? excuse mick don mike mike, i said hell. he is very religious and i just feel like i should be on my best behavior. before i know. he probably hates that.

oh, hello, young man. very nice to make your acquaintance. [laughs] the kids are in the second year of the pandemic now. they need relief and we have been told not to travel, not to get on planes. you can't go to any countries. everyone has been cooped up. they are wired up with head phones and laptops. so antisocial. they need a break. they were hoping that summer camp would be the break. you can be unmasked outside. counselors are going to be vaccinated. when they do get sick, they are not hospitalized. thank god there are a lower rates for kids than there are for the flu. that is how it feels. every aspect of life that they can control, they absolutely will. and at some point, parents have to stand up and say hell no. we have to go back to normal for our kids mental, emotional,

physical health. >> i've got a secret. >> greg: what is your secret? >> guidelines, doctors don't usually listen to them. >> greg: really? >> because they are guidelines. you know how many have been wrong? they are on a pile on my desk here. here is a new guideline on summer camp. let me see. 3 feet apart. it is like a twister game, right? one leg here, one like they are? won't listen to that. it is beyond ridiculous. it has actually become abusive. not that all the guidelines are wrong but you just set at the beginning of the show, the american teachers federation is involved. >> you are right. it is amazing that summer camp, because there are far worse things that happen at summer camp than getting covid. like, i got worms. that was last year. >> that's the prescription question must be one yes. i want to follow up about the

question that gets everybody into trouble. it is the origin of the pandemic. i have been reading up on the research, which as we mentioned font don mike his name, you get in huge trouble, but where do yk this came from? this was the contaminated personnel working with these vaccines. >> and want to try to keep this brief. i am going to give you a choice. choice one, it came from a bat cave in southern china, made its way thousands of miles north via a wet market, transformed into another creature, and then over one day, suddenly to humans or choice b, there is a wuhan institute of -- the nih was funding with money where they take corona viruses and manipulate them to try to spread -- by the way, at that lab, lab workers got sick in the fall of 2018 and went home with

covid-like symptoms. the chinese military was involved. i wonder which story is more likely. >> greg: you are absolutely right. by the way, just to point out, what markets is not as fun as it sounds. i always have to make that point. >> i mean, you don't have to. brother, i would save your prayer until the end of the show. you will be praying through this entire show and we will never get to hear your thoughts. if you know anyone who can give an exorcism, i will gladly give up my seat. >> greg: we should have it exorcist on. >> you should, yeah. that would be great. >> greg: that would be great. >> can i be on that show? i want to be there with the ouija board right there. if you ever had a bucket list, what would you put on it? you are marrying people. you have done everything. when you do a seance for us? >> yeah, i am taking a levitation class.

>> i'm bringing my mom. >> i am bringing a doctor's note so i don't have to be here. >> greg: what happened to this segment? [laughs] >> [laughs] >> last word to you. anything you want to add to this? >> yes, you know what, and you've got to pray for me after this because if i -- i run summer camp in florida and we have kids coming in there. what my question is is all around the country in places like florida, we have been running camps through the winter break and everywhere else. why do the kids that live in the inner cities, what are the kids that live in these blue states not get to go to summer camp but all of the side of comes out with guidance. use us as examples. we have been doing camp for the last year. >> greg: yep, exactly. still to come, caitlyn jenner will not yield.

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, some on a bender. to begin a former olympian and future governor of california, caitlyn jenner, who was asked this weekend about trans athletes participating in school sports. roll it. >> hi, caitlin. there is legislation in various states to ban biological boys who are trans from playing girls sports in school. what is your opinion on the question of fairness. satisfied i oppose biological boys were trans competing in a girls sports school. it just isn't fair. and we have to protect girls sports in our schools. >> but if someone identifies as a girl, isn't it delegitimizing their identity? >> greg: have a good day. jenner weighs in on her first big political issue. what a good one to pick too.

and it's pretty big considering she plans to challenge california governor, gavin newsom and the recall election. as you know, caitlyn jenner is probably the most famous transgender athlete in history. no, it's not tom brady. now, caitlyn may identify as a woman and get those votes, but governor newsom can also be expected to counter. on saturday, 76,000 california inmates including violent or repeat felons became eligible for release. the only problem is that they all stay in california so many are going to return to don mike. he is putting us all at greater risk and there seems to be no end to the degree to which he wants to do that. he went to gavin newsom for a comment.

[laughter] he died his hair. so, isn't caitlyn the absolute number one person to comment on this? >> she is and she makes a great point. i think because this is, and you can see what happens when you make a good point. they come back with an answer that there is no way you can answer correctly. >> greg: delegitimize. >> come like this is going to hurt. of course it would. we are in situations where young girls in high school are competing with biological boys who identify as women for scholarships to go on to college. and i feel that you should, one, either create scholarships specifically for that because it is, we talk about celebrating our differences. you can identify but biologically you have advantages. there is a reason why we separate boys and girls sports for a reason. i would love for my daughter to play basketball with the boys, but after a little girl gets

dumped on, i'm -- there is a reason for that. take the emotion out because you have to when you make decisions like this. just like when they decide they don't give one brother a scholarship. i'm 6-8 inches. he ran a 4-feet 8 inches. yes, that hurt my feelings. yes, i'm upset but it's a fact of life. >> greg: he just brought up a really interesting point about sports. sports isn't based on equality. it's like, if you are better at it, not using that argument, you should allow trans. we should just get rid of all gender, all sports. they should just have no gender. it's just like you want to play sports, everybody just jump on in and then you just pick the best. you are looking at me like i'm crazy. >> no, you are right. there is a lot of equality, particularly in the national football league.

i can tell you that right now. >> greg: do you think she is going to get any blowback for this? >> yes, i'm sure. but listen, in this political realm, no matter what you say come you can say he, she, they, them, you're still going to get pushback. we are so fixated on words that we have lost our reasoning. and so, i don't want to go back to spiritual, but i go back to the word of god. and that is where i find my truth. i think sometimes in this country right now, that is what we are lacking. there is no centerpiece. there is no gauge. our dictionaries have these words. i told you last time, the democratic dictionary. the democratic dictionary is real because they change words. everything means whatever they want it to mean this year. next year it will mean something else. as long as they can contain their power and push their agenda. >> greg: kennedy. she was defending women. i think there is a cleaving going on in identity politics where, okay, where are the feminists protecting women's

sports if they fear the trans activists? so there is light, so she has a trans activist and celebrity is actually defending the feminists. does that make sense to you? >> kennedy: well, there is a chasm and feminism right now because there are people that are very pro-trans. i look at these kids and they are athletic and they do want to compete. they want to run. they want to play soccer. they want to wrestle. they want to do everything. and i don't think that we should hold them back as athletes. and you know, this other-them mentality is really damaging. i don't know what the appropriate age is to start hormone regression therapy. but a kid isn't ready to do that yet, you have to let them play somewhere weird and then, to his point in college, we have a greater understanding as adults what hormone repression does, that is a good time. i don't have the expertise that

kate and acer but i do feel really bad for the kids were can the middle. if you are a boy, you are not what you pretend to be a girl so you can run track. it's not that simple. >> greg: i've tried. you know, dr. siegel, i hate sports because i was so good at it, i just felt like i didn't want, i felt like everybody there was -- you know how it is. i just felt like it was such, it wasn't fair. >> marc: yeah, yeah. >> greg: i feel like maybe this is the end of sports. >> marc: i think this is the beginning of sports but we don't know where it is headed. >> greg: i like how you took that question seriously. it came out of my mouth making no sense. >> marc: listen, caitlyn jenner is right because she knows what she is talking about, as you said at the beginning. i think there is a biological advantage. but i want to take you back to the 1970s when richard raskin, a noted ophthalmologist became

ray richards. ray richards wanted to compete in the u.s. open. there was a lot of low back. one of the people that was really against this was -- richards went on to compete and it wasn't so political. that is my point. it wasn't so politicized. you know what happens in the end? ray richards coached her friend, martina to the wimbledon championship. so, they disagreed but they became friends. and that is what we have lost. >> greg: that is the silver lining in all of this. i miss 1970s tennis stories. [laughter] coming up next, the top scientists endorses addie ai to the armed forces. [sfx: kids laughing] [sfx: bikes passing]

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♪ ♪ >> greg: is it time to enhance the war dance? the division of the u.s. dairy council says human augmentation is imperative to maintain military dominance. and he is not wrong. human augmentation like

baywatch. dr. joel mozer, if that is his real name, described the future of the military company in the next decade explaining "you can put an individual into a state of flow where learning is optimized and retention is maximized. individuals can be shaped into somebody with very high-performance potential. sounds like me. he also mentioned artificial intelligence and nerve stimulation to better stimulate physical sensations. nerve stimulation and physical sensations reminds me of a time as a kid when i stuck my tongue inside the -- boy, did i see things. i don't even know why it said that. but thanks for the picture. maybe someday we will all, without loss of human life and attacked by a drone, we will only need a conversation with john kerry. speaking of half man, half machine, i always assumed he was half man, half vacuum cleaner, just because of how much he

sucks. one almost fails, we end on a carey joke. what kind of augmentation would you like? >> it's really scary. i don't go against nature, but if i had to, if you are forcing me to, i want someone that loves everybody, goes around and helps kids when they need help, tutors the kids that need help. i just think we need to find the love augmented soldier that can literally go out and fight all these wars for peace. >> greg: soldiers of love. that is a hallmark tv show waiting to happen. every segment you are infusing love. he is trying to destroy me with love. >> i'm not touching that one, greg. i would like to be able to go into a cryo freeze whenever i feel fit for 100 years at a time. you know what? i'll see you all. come out and be like, go right

back. >> greg: every 5 minutes. every 5 minutes. it's got to be better somewhere. it's like the guy chasing the party. >> yeah. just taking a nap. >> greg: do you know what my augmentation would be? i want to be completely clean all the time. just get rid of the idea of being dirty. i would be like a self-cleaning oven. are you bothered by this? >> kennedy: i'm not bothered by it. technology is fascinating. there are people who believe that the first human who will live past 1,000. the only way we are going to do that is with cognitive and physical prosthetics, which is what they are talking about and all sorts of add-ons. they will make people not only more attractive, not only able to consume information at a higher state, but also indestructible on the battlefield. so what will war become? >> greg: yes. you know, i have a science background, as you know.

i could have been a doctor, but i chose better things for america. there is a huge flaw in this idea and you know this. the only machine that is self-healing is the human body. if you stab a hole in this chair, it is not going to heal itself. so, basically that is why toaster ovens can't play sports. >> we can't be replaced but we can have tools. artificial intelligence can be a tool. listen, i would love to have the strength of the -- the speed and agility or the wit and humor of a gut feel. i want to stay the way i am. i wouldn't mind a little bit of a tool though. >> greg: yeah, exactly pure we will work on that in the break. up next come out even know what that meant. a field full of homeowners protesting their team's owners. soccer. ou need. thank you! hey, hey, no, no limu, no limu!

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♪ ♪ >> greg: and now, a story that has nothing to do with sports. so, soccer. [laughter] on sunday, manchester united's game was postponed after fans cause mayhem at the stadium in a protest. look at these hooligans. they eventually stormed the stadium to protest the pitch

itself. [laughter] can't say the show doesn't teach itself. i don't even know why that statement is in there. fans have been opposed to the american ownership of the team since they acquired in 2005. the last week's failed attempt to create the european super league created the protest. it sent off players saying -- what does this mean for relationships between england and america? are we on the verge of another war? not really, but since we don't know anything about soccer, we have no idea, except that 9 out of 10 dentists agree that everyone on that field could benefit from visiting an orthodontist. cheap shot. cheap shot. i apologize in advance. jack, are you familiar with soccer? >> yes, i am. >> greg: how do you feel about it? >> i want to borrow those friends and bring them into the

nfl stadium and every time there is a nail to our flag and they don't stand up against these violence-ridden inner cities that are killing all these kids in chicago and in detroit and philadelphia and they say nothing, let's put these fans right on them. that is what i want to do. i want to replace the rules. >> greg: you probably have played soccer. >> kennedy: yes. i have a child named -- >> greg: named after the gentleman who plays soccer. [laughter] interesting. that's two. before both of our dads. here's the thing. united has always been the better team. man city, the favorite team of ricky hatton and the gallagher brothers. they have always been kind of the punk rock team.

they are number one. they plunged the team into debt. they are still in debt. they tried to break away. it would be like if texas tried to secede from the union and failed and then greg came out and said i'm sorry, guys. but is essentially what happened. you don't think texas is going to -- >> it's not going to fail. >> greg: i found out that manchester city meant something else. [laughter] >> exactly. you just saw the headline man city. >> greg: dr. siegal, do you have any feelings about this? obviously kennedy came prepared. i didn't expect anybody to know what the story was about. >> marc: i think that soccer is a great sport and that what this does come as usually these days, is that mars it. you see the violent crowd. just because it is american owners, you know what, i want soccer in the united states more.

i want to see more soccer here. really, really safe and energetic and great sport. so i don't like the violence. by the way, i do think they were trying to steal the league appear that part is bad. but i don't like it to turn violent. everything seems to turn violent. >> greg: he is making a strong stand against violence. >> yeah, doctors tend to do that. [laughter] >> i vote for the one name. >> you know, america and britain, we just can't seem to get along over taxation. it just seems to be our issue. you know what i'm saying? when they owned us, they taxed us. we kicked them back to england. now we show up. we just keep rubbing it in. you know, that is what it is. it's kind of, it shows what the rest of the world really thinks about us. they like our money. they like our military. but they don't want us owning their stuff. that is why they were whining and crying so much. i think soccer is great for different reasons because as a

kid growing up and coaching football, it is really expensive for kids in inner city to play football. soccer, all you need is a ball and a field. uniforms can be something that you put together. that is why it is so popular across the country. because anybody can play it. so i would like to see more of that in our inner cities in the united states where there are more opportunities, where it costs 75 bucks for a kid to play all year. $350 all year. >> greg: the other thing too is if you are coaching soccer, it's great because you are free for drinks. you could just sit there. >> they are running all over the place. baseball, you stand in one spot. >> don't drink though. come on. [laughter] 's before you drink so they don't have to. [applause]

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