it's not just one thing. we have to get our ground game together now that covid is passing. so there's a lot of stuff, a lot of challenges that we have ahead. >> neil: all right, guys. final word on that we'll see. fighting is systemic in this country. it's not an awful thing. it's historic. it's a routine thing. that will do it here. see you tomorrow. >> it's true, america is is turning the corner on the pandemic, infections are way down. almost 150 million americans have gotten at least one dose of the vaccine and the economy is starting to back up.

one writer at "the new york times" has a wild idea on how the country can recharge. leaders from all, how can we heal when we are all exhausted? prescription? one week off, one solid week, no work emails, no school work, no one working in restaurants, full nation vacation. it comes with a big catch, there would be no internet, no instagram lives, no netflix and chill, no gaming streams on twitch and everyone in the media would be on this break so there would be no 24-hour news cycle. juan, i feel like they are trying to freeze us out. we are the problem! their prescription is -- >> juan: i don't know, man. sounds like heaven to me. i think this would be great.

i am in for it. the thing that strikes me is we are in a moment of optimism. it feels like it is springtime outcome of the flowers are blossoming, people are striding down the avenues. i think there is a lot of happiness out there and so i am all for it. i will say, we have to hold onto the exceptions you were talking about, greg, because if people were going out for restaurants, that means restaurant workers, mcdonald's and the like, those people are still working. and if you still have the internet and all the rest of it, if you still have ball games going, then the people at the stadium have to be there, the people at the movie theater have to be, so let's do a national thing. >> greg: like a national anti-work holiday. that is the one thing that got me a little upset about this because no one working at restaurants, because i am beginning to think this is written by a "new york times" editor who is in a bubble and

doesn't understand some people are actually dying to get back to work and not working at a restaurant is precisely the problem, not a solution. i probably shouldn't be taking it that seriously, right? >> dagen: i took it that seriously, and i need to preface this by saying i am the child of two small business owners who never took a vacation. i am a curmudgeon from birth and a lifelong gruff bucket. i will say, get to work! get to work! you have restaurants and manufacturing companies and construction companies that can't find workers because millions of people have been paid not to work by the government. and that is still going on. so i don't see the need for this letter in "the new york times." you have, $300 a week and extra unemployment benefits. the average unemployment recipient is earning the equivalent of at least $15 an

hour. so you have 16 million people collecting unemployment benefits and seven and a half million job openings. we have more job openings in this country then we had even before the pandemic started so there is an incentive for people not to get back to work for many of them, and there is also the unions holding families hostage. 40% of schools in the largest metropolitan areas or cities that still haven't fully reopened. the teachers unions are screwing over the parents, particularly women. i won't quote dana but i know dana has something to say about the dignity and honor of work. >> greg: to dagan's point, we have a year in which a lot of people haven't been working, or people using valuable education experience and stuff for your resume, this has got to be some kind of joke, i don't know.

it is "the new york times." >> dana: i'm also presuming "the new york times" has pretty good benefits including paid time off. so if you need a break, take one! the one thing they didn't say is while you have this time off and you have been in your room by yourself you have to double mask the entire time or else it will not count and you will have to do it again next week. one thing in all seriousness, i met this woman, came through the line the other day and she had a trojans mask from usc and i said, did you go out there, the communications poll, she got a job in public relations and she still to this day has not been able to get new jersey unemployment office to call her back so that is a problem we were dealing with if you recall a year ago, even more so, 14 months ago, a state like

new jersey still hasn't figured that out, she said i desperately want to work. she wants to get back to it, have something to do, so let's just hope that anybody who wants to get a job and get back to work, they can do that too. >> greg: the new jersey unemployment office is hiring, that is why no one is picking up. jessie, you just had a child. of course, we haven't heard enough about that. so you probably would love this extra week off to spend time at home with jesse jr. while jesse jr. tells you the importance of climate change and the effects of carbon emissions on our future. >> jesse: at first i was going to trash "the times" and then i remembered they might review my book so now i am a little more open-minded about this idea but i was kind of on the fence about the whole deal until i got to the part about a week off from the 24/7 news cycle and i thought, we are going to pay

gutfeld not to talk. that might be the smartest idea of "the new york times" ever had. they also have to stop the printing presses for a week so both sides lay down their arms and relax a little bit. rush limbaugh said just go for one week where you don't read or hear or see the news at all and you are just going to be happier. i'm talking about the mainstream news, you can still watch fox. the point is it really does affect your mental health. joe biden could do this right now. he's got the house and the senate and he could declare seventh street national holidays and he would probably stave off losing the house. i am surprised the democrats hadn't done this earlier. they gave everything for free, why not free vacations? i'm going to have to give this to ron desantis' team.

the fact we are doing this in the beginning of the show tells me the trump era is officially over. nothing is going on today. but that is a good thing because it shows we have to signify somehow that this pandemic is over and why not warp speed week? cases and hospitalizations and deaths are down as far back as june of 2020 so let's celebrate and take a week off. >> greg: there is one way to signify telling that this pandemic is over and what would that be? >> jesse: take your mask off? >> greg: no, we go back to the studio for god sake! >> jesse: i'm not ready for that, i need my's feet from you. >> greg: all you want to do is hang out at your house on the beach all summer. >> jesse: greg, i texted you that in confidence. i'm going to start reading your

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speak of the biden administration is concealing all information from the border. i walked into one room and it was empty but the next room had 1,200 kids in it. you take a photo of an empty room and say no one is here or you take the photo what is really happening. >> last week, the first to report this, she did a flyover with governor abbott of texas and shows the expanded facility with all these new tents with the children had been moved. >> jesse: i told my twins to clean their room the other weekend and i said are you finished and they said yeah, dad, come in. i walked into the room and it looks clean and then i looked in the closet and they had stuffed all their dirty clothes and toys into the closet. that is joe biden. can you imagine if donald trump said fake news media, take a look, no kids come in, right? then he stuffed 1,000 miners into a room? this is crazy. joe biden is literally helping

the cartels and then picks a dandelion for jill and says oh, my gosh, what a romantic. remember three years ago, everyone talked about the flores settlement. u.s. law prohibits the government from holding minors for longer than 72 hours. if donald trump held the child passed 72 hours, the media called him a nazi. joe biden has held thousands of children for over a month and nobody says a thing. is anyone paying attention here? he has turned the border patrol into a bunch of babysitters and while they are babysitting minors the cartel are struggling adults and minors over the border. just continue to remain in mexico policy. have everyone wait to get involved, that is what trump did but he's too ashamed to go back to his trump policy because he

is afraid of his base and wants to save face. >> dagen: it does smack of nothing to see here despite that a record number migrant children are in custody. let's see how those children are being cared for in the hhs facilities. >> juan: if they are playing shell games, hold politicians accountable. that is not good politics into does not good treatment. we want to treat these children in keeping with american values and sort of, humanely. i will say i was reading in "the wall street journal" this morning, it said that conditions are improving. there is a sharp decline of children and border patrol custody and we are seeing children more quickly processed out of even the hhs facilities and into the response of people who are willing to take them in and deal with them until they

can be reviewed. no, it's not, jesse, it is speeding up so those children are not held in any government facility. we have even seen some reunions of children who were separated from parents during the trump administration. very few but to me it is a difficult situation. i will even say, you guys like to use the word crisis, crisis situation and we are seeing steady improvement. i am still very frustrated. everyone can point fingers but where is congress, where is marco rubio, lindsey graham? they wrote an immigration bill in 2013 and now they won't even talk about it. it is that politically unmarketable. >> dagen: immigration reform is not going anywhere when you have this many children in migrant facilities they can't

even see in "the wall street journal" article said the hhs did not respond to detailed questions about details inside the emergency facilities and there was such insufficient staff that children couldn't even be taken to the bathroom and they were forced to relieve themselves in water bottles. >> dana: that is tragic and a couple things, legislation won't go anywhere until there is border security and that is just the way it is. it would be different if ted cruz had released this picture and said look at this, it's a terrible thing. but it was henry cuellar trying to raise the alarm, democrat in texas. but people think a lot about kyrsten sinema in arizona, little bit more well-known, and mark kelly, freshman senator in arizona, very tough race coming up, in 2022, the national

republican senatorial community have already zeroed in on him but what happened yesterday? both kyrsten sinema and mark kelly say we need more from the biden administration, they have to do more. border politics are necessarily breaking along political lines but along ideological lines. if i could just say, those stories that somehow the administration, they don't have a lot of fingerprints on it but they are organizing videos of families being reunited after being separated in the trump administration but there is very little in these stories that say, do they get to stay? and what about the families that are being separated right now? they know children won't be sent back so what are they doing? they're giving their kids to coyotes and letting them drop them over the border. it is just more and more complicated. the stories, i tip my hat from a p.r. standpoint but it just really, really is not the full story.

>> greg: juan was correct, this is a shell game and it is actually really cartoonish in its brazenness. why did they think they could get away with it? let's move all -- and pull one over on the media. if that democrat hadn't pulled it out, i wonder if anyone would have known. further or later we can move it out but it was easily absorbed by the media, it is not just on the border. seeing this a lot from criminals and mentally ill that have been released during the pandemic and they end up on the streets, they end up hurting people, we have seen this a lot, and what happens?

some poor little asian lady walks up the street and gets hit by a hammer or gets punched or something, they thought there were no homeless but they are living in these hotels all over new york city. we've got to solve the problem. >> dagen: my problem is they think the american people are stupid. we will just move on and stop asking questions, meanwhile they are swimming in idiocy and callousness. caitlyn jenner tearing into gavin newsom and promising to save california from his failed liberal policy. ♪ ♪ [sfx: kids laughing] [sfx: bikes passing] [sfx: fire truck siren] onstar, we see them.

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>> juan: caitlyn jenner getting serious about her run for governor of california by going after the governor gavin newsom on taxes, lockdowns and much more during an exclusive interview on sean hannity. >> he spat on every issue, he is bad on taxes, we are the most taxed state in the nation. he is using it as a political tool in this state to shut it down and control people and that should not happen. he has destroyed businesses, thousands of businesses were destroyed. restaurants destroyed, not being able to open up. he should have done a better job. what i see in gavin newsom is a politician. it is like there is one set of rules for sacramento or in another set of rules for everybody else. >> juan: in a race between

gavin newsom and caitlyn jenner, what are religious conservatives to do? >> dana: i think way issues in their mind and make up their minds based on the merits. i know what you're asking and we will see how that goes. i think that identity politics for republicans is a lot less important than it is for democrats and for somebody like caitlyn jenner to talk about common sense solutions, i think she has an interesting approach and it wasn't just to talk about covid. it is to talk about all the other things. greg grew up in the san jose area and she said also she moved there because she wanted to be around all those world-class athletes. but people who grew up out there that thought they might want to live there are thinking now maybe they don't want to. it is the taxes. it is basically a laboratory for a woke education. the commuting is terrible, the prices on everything is terrible, the regulations. she's going to have to broaden out the issue based beyond covid and french laundry because that will be beyond the rearview

mirror by the time people go to vote. she will need every conservative and disaffected voter to support her. recalls are very difficult, but she has got the name i.d. to be able to get a lot of attention so she can keep it going. she might just have a chance. >> juan: this is interesting, i just wonder, is the face of the g.o.p.'s future caitlyn jenner? is a donald trump, is it liz cheney? what is it? >> jesse: i don't think it's caitlyn jenner, juan. i think you know that, but i do know the deck is stacked against republicans in california, big time. democrats outnumber republicans by 2-1 in that state and these are just your moderate, open minded midwest democrats. hard-core socialists, they think every republican is a racist, they are big government, climate alarmists. there is no chance republicans can win. 40% of that state is hispanic.

that is twice the national average and they vote about two: one for democrats. all the money's going to democrats, hollywood, the health care industry will pour into gavin newsom's pocket and the state government is enormous, the public sector unions, that is a big machine that runs that state. sing all the right stuff, i agree with everything she is saying but the problem is she makes too much sense for california. talking about walls, talking about getting rid of special interests and getting the governor out of there, the homeless crisis. people in california don't want to hear that, they want to be coddled, they want to be told that feeling like a liberal is a righteous thing and they don't really want solutions and that is why california is long gone and that is why everyone is leaving it. >> juan: i just wonder, is this a serious candidacy? i know it's a lot of media fun and clearly sean hannity is treating it seriously but what do you think?

is it just about celebrity and media ratings or should we think she could be the next governor of california? >> greg: i think trump has proven that being an outsider council lot. he proved to answer to jesse ventura and so did schwarzenegger. name recognition coming from the culture in which politics is downstream from culture, that helps. i think what is also important is it isn't about caitlyn jenner that she is transgender or an old-school republican, it is that she is an old-school republican who is transgender, and i think this should be hails progress, because i think that to some degree, transgender individuals are pretrade differently than jenner. we see them on social media and they are often activists, left-wing activists.

they think they are hard-core about identity. and here you see that you don't have to be that way, that basically you can be a boring old country club republican and be transgender and i think that is what makes america great. low taxes, small government, transgender! this is 2020. >> juan: 2021, 21. dagen, just picking up on something dana said, the economy is about to surge, i think everybody agrees, the covid rates are going down, hospitalizations going down. as all this criticism of gavin newsom going to shortly be in the rearview mirror? three absolutely not, he is one of the left-wing weaklings who will side with the teachers

union over children. he will sign with anybody of his political ilk over the actual people who pay taxes and need to the protection of the government. california is a paradise, or it used to be and people would tolerate high taxes and regulation until they wouldn't, because the quality of life simply is not worth the cost anymore. to caitlyn jenner's point, she will shine a spotlight on the hill that is coming your way if you elect these kind of people who don't believe in law and order, and don't believe in standing up for decent public school education, and you watch, if caitlyn jenner's ideas really start to gain traction and she starts getting a lot of attention across the country, yeah, the tax will be vicious and they will be coming from the left. >> juan: wow. okay come up next, white house

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: still not a believer in liberal media bias? take a listen to this, the press is now openly rooting for jen psaki. white house reporters gushing over the press secretary in a magazine feature saying things like she takes questions from everybody, she doesn't get rattled, she doesn't lose her cool, she is a perot, she is unflappable and she is like any other compe, lovely press person from any other era.

i don't know, dana, is jen psaki getting ten questions a day about how racist her boss is or how her administration is treasonous or trying to herd women and children and immigrants? i haven't seen that yet. >> dana: she is not getting that. i don't think i have seen press like that since tony snow. the press as i remember, they absolutely loved him. he would love to spar with them from the podium but he did that in such a gentle way and also, he was just friendly to everybody. he would bring cookies and aunt things like that, not that he was bribing people and that he would have rapport with reporte, i would say to jen psaki, you do answer every press call, you can take a pass. it's okay to take the weekend off. you don't have to answer it. if that is how you feel, great.

>> jesse: i remember the day that trump's guys killed soleimani, the press room was hostile. >> greg: being a spokesperson for a democrat is a really, really easy job. you are on the home-field advantage, right? you are dealing with the media whose toughest question will be, what is your recipe for brownies? i think she did make them brownies. it is kind of like running an ice cream parlor on a hot day. everyone is really happy to see you, they were basically sub-tweeting the prior administration. it really wasn't an argument. they had this idea, it was kind of all directed at the people before her, and they had to stretch it to an improbable

degree, because i'm sure jen psaki is very nice, i don't doubt that but is she nicer than kaylee and dana? i don't know, it has nothing to do with niceness, they just don't like dana's or kayleigh's politics. >> dana: my advice from the private sector is if you are hiring a communications person and you want somebody with a political background, always go with somebody who worked in republican politics because i guarantee you they have worked so much harder and seen it all. >> greg: that is a good point. >> jesse: that is good advice and you can bake people brownies when you are working in the private sector. it doesn't really work that way. >> dagen: what did they see next, cleaning out her refrigerator or waxing her legs in public? they're going to have to change their job titles to professional footstool.

>> jesse: i don't think peter doocy is going to be waxing jen's legs, do you? >> juan: i don't know where to go with that one but i think i will move us away from this, but in my experience, press secretary's are often celebrated, i remember jim brady for reagan was the toast of the town. i think ari fleischer did pretty well, joe lockhart, mike mccurry under clinton, jay carney, these are guys under obama -- >> jesse: you named all democrats. >> juan: no i didn't, dana perino. i agree, but what about tony snow and dana perino? i think the problem here is it's a contrast to the people who are working for donald trump, that they were at a disadvantage because they had to defend all

the lies about the inauguration, all of his grievances, and even yesterday he's going on about the election was stolen. it was difficult and it put them in an untenable position. >> jesse: all right, may be juan will ask about biden hiding children when the press shows up. do you think he will ask about that? i doubt it. "the fastest" coming your way next. stay restless with the icon that does the same. the rx, crafted by lexus. get 0.9% apr financing on the 2021 rx 350. experience amazing, at your lexus dealer. if you printed out directions to get here today, you're in the right place. my seminars are a great tool to help young homeowners who are turning into their parents. now, remember, they're not programs. they're tv shows. you woke up early.

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♪ ♪ >> dana: welcome back, time for "the fastest." if you are going to zoom, do it safely. ohio lawmaker buster for pretending to be in his home office when he was really driving. he changed his background but clearly didn't fool anybody and he said he wasn't distracted because he was only listening to the call. the seat belt. you make the call, bad or good, i mean fine? not good, but fine. >> jesse: i wouldn't pull him over but i was on my first zoom in a year because we had that mandatory legal seminar that we

had to dial in for and i just muted myself and i shut down the video. it was all black so no one really knew if i was there or not. i thought about going for a run but i'm glad i'm didn't because i learned all these great stories about how all these producers nearly bankrupt the company for making these ridiculous mistakes. it was very entertaining. [laughter] >> dana: greg, did you see the guy with the seat belt on? >> greg: yes, he had his seat belt on. this guy is about as clever as joe biden hiding the kids. >> dana: reminded me of your "one more thing" yesterday. can you zoom while driving? >> dagen: i wouldn't but if i did i would do a better job. he thought he was so crafty. you can tell he is driving. he had a hankering for some slim jim's. >> dana: he is looking around.

>> dagen: a safety belt in your home office is in a bad idea. if he was wearing track pants he might bite out of his seat. >> dana: what do you think about the state lawmaker? >> juan: they were talking about the laws for driving, it was kind of crazy. i think the virtual backgrounds don't really work, especially in unstable situations may be jesse could do the indianapolis 500, that could be fun. >> dana: next up, people now, this is disgusting, admitting they shower less during the pandemic. as long as no one complains, they plan to keep the habit. why would anyone stop showering as much during the pandemic, especially when you have more time? >> dagen: i hate to admit this. yeah, i don't shower that much

anymore. or bathe. because you don't see that many people. i'm not close to you, you can't tell if i have bathed or not, i am 6 feet away from you. you've got a mask on anyway. i bathe in the night before when i do bathe, and i put my work clothes on and i sleep in that so i just jump out of the bed at 2:30 in the morning about my running shoes on -- >> dana: you have a very different schedule. >> greg: that is like being a morning paper route kid. you go to bed with your sweats on because you have to get up at 5:00 a.m., that is crazy. >> dana: do you have a paper route, greg? >> greg: yes, i had many paper routes. you are still showering, i assume? >> greg: in fact, i increased my showering four fold during the pandemic because when you live in new york the bathroom is the only room without windows, so if you need some privacy. >> dana: just go on in there. juan williams, you know anybody

who is not showering not showering? >> juan: a lot of people on those zoom calls, you can tell they are growing a beard or their hair looks shaggy, they've got a different look to them but dagen is right, you can't tell if someone has a little odor to them. but i will say this, as we start to go back out i would urge everyone to take a shower. people will notice that and they won't tell you. >> dana: saving the best word for the last word. you've got to have something, jesse. >> jesse: i would shower less but i'm on tv for a living so i can't come on here with bed head, it would just distract from all my salient points. >> greg: yes. >> dana: i am so distracted right now. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ pony.

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>> greg: time for one more thing. dagen? >> dagen: we are celebrating throw-back thursday for the official throw back weekend of nascar at darlington on sunday. the lady in black, the track too tough to tame the green flag at 3:30 eastern at darlington on fox sports 1, fs1. the driver's race cars are going to be sporting some paint schemes from the past. >> oh my gosh. >> dagen: we have throw back photos. that was me. >> dana: that is great. >> dagen: christmas day 177 i got a honda dirt bike for christmas. so i was very sad-looking that is. juan, looking very dapper. juan, you look so handsome. dana is a child in her cow girl outfit. get down, greg his throwback yearbook photo with his butt cut. and then. >> greg: you need that's the

guy. >> dagen: jesse, cover up this photo. [laughter] >> greg: what's he doing to that happy face? we will never know. all right, day that? >> i have two podcasts one q&a with jay nor linger the original tweeter do these things what's he call them national review and one of my favorite writers and has a podcast go ricochet.com/podcast. i have a limited podcast series of my own i'm too long for everything will be okay and this week in honor of mother's day i talk to several moms, michelle chase, our own kennedy, and then my mom, jan perino she makes her debut go to fox news podcasts.com and hear how working moms make it birth. >> greg: they are not called moms, they are called birth people. >> dana: i didn't get the memo. was there a zoom call about that. >> greg: yes, there was.

all right, juan. >> juan: so, happy birthday to the oldest living hall of famer arguably the greatest baseball player of all-time willie mays turned 90 years old today. he was michael jordan, tom brady, wayne gretzky and always with such incredible flair on the field. the say hey kids career put him on the major league baseball all 20th century team. some people say babe ruth was better, that's the only person you could really compare with him. he ended his career with a 302 batting average, 600 home runs, 24-all-star games. one of six players with 500 homers and 3,000 hits, 12 gold gloves, my gosh he received the presidential medal of freedom in 2015. happy birthday to the living legend. >> greg: amen, all right. let's do this. greg, is this bad for my brand news? you know, if you are a cat, you better know what to do when you come across a mouse because, if

you are frightened of a mouse, other cats are going to be really ticked off at you because you have to -- it's pad for your brand. a cat is supposed to catch mice. you are not supposed to try to have some fun with the mouse. any cat right now that is watching this at home is absolutely embarrassed. they are disgusted by this video. it's like he has let everybody down. it is a disgrace. i don't know what to do. anyway, i think you should watch the gutfeld show or gutfeld at 11:00 p.m., it's going to be great tonight. >> dana: exclamation point. >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: i don't mean to kill the mood but i have sad news to report. i've suffered a loss, thomas pink my famous shirt maker has closed. i just found out about this apparently they had closed months ago. but it still hurts. i was wearing a thomas pink on my book cover that you can buy

at anywhere books are sold. there it is "how i saved the world." >> greg: you are a sad person. >> jesse: thomas pink will return. it's like having a friend. you are waiting for them to wake up. hopefully they will be back. i'm also on tucker tonight at 8:00. tucker carlson. future gut it's exactly like having a friend in a coma. exactly. [laughter] >> greg: that's it for us. "special report" is up next. hi, bret. >> bret: my condolences to jesse. looks good on the book. thanks, greg. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, there are serious doubts about how the u.s. will be able to contain and keep track of terror groups in the middle east after american troops leave afghanistan. today featured the first news conference with the defense secretaries and joint chiefs chairman together at the pentagon since the inauguration and president biden's decision to withdrawal those troops from afghanistan. we get details and the news from that event today from lucas