>> this is an instance where the biden administration has a lot of influence over these teachers unions. democrats do have these very strong ties to the teacher's unions and we have seen the biden administration without trying to override state and local leaders. >> charles: let's leave it there. i'm not sure who has leverage over who. unions overbite and/or bite and over -- >> charles: hello, everyone. 5:00 in new york city and this is >> emily: . ♪ ♪ check this out, exclusive fox news video showing dramatic scenes from our southern border. migrants, some with young children looking exhausted and struggling to get across the rio grande river in texas. president biden has insisted that the border is closed and that the situation is under control. but this stunning video tells a

much different story. our own bill motion on the ground and reporting over 50-mile it will make migrants mostly from venezuela dropped in that one spot just this morning. local authorities say that the border patrol is so overwhelmed that they have been forced to deal with the influx of migrants. >> it's tying up our resources. it's frustrating because there are no answers that are being given. there is not, i don't believe that there is a plan in place. right now we need more manpower. we need people in d.c. to make a decision, do their jobs. >> dana: jesse, it was while watching that unfold this morning right in front of your eyes. >> jessie: , the border patrol looks like guest greeters out there helping people across. it is joe biden a member of the cartel? that's what he's doing. he is honestly helping them traffic these kids into our country. he helps smuggle the illegal immigrants. if you are an adult that comes

with a minor, can't separate family so they give you a bus ticket and $1100 cash or even a plane ticket and now you are into the country. i've never seen anything like this any time in dolomite. they obviously feel compassion for these people. but i feel compassion for the american people. right now biden is in the business with the cartels. he is literally the middle man when it comes to a human smuggling pipeline, may be against the only pipeline joe biden supports. if you bring him in, cartel brings them up through mexico, hands up to the border patrol and they just hand them to hhs, sends them to a hotel or send them to a convention center, and then eventually they send them to a sponsor. guess who controls the sponsor? the cartel. so the cartels are on both sides and joe is in the middle man. that is what is happening here. oh, we are speeding this up. really?

so the speed of human smuggling, that is something we should be proud of? we are getting these illegal immigrants out of the federal government's hands faster? on the other side of the border and they are working up cartel debt. how do you think cartel debt gets worked off? do you think through legal activities? that's how the crime comes in and we know it costs a fortune. biden already put a couple billion dollars on the books for this. the video speaks for itself. there is no way to defend it and biden is complicit. >> dana: and katie come as jesse said, about $3 billion spent since february so far. were you just recently on the border? you have had some contacts down there telling you what's going on. >> katie: yeah, i was there about a month ago, which starts 70 miles north of the border. but because the reservation there doesn't allow border patrol really or for a fence to put dell might be put in, it sts

70 miles into arizona, 45 minutes south from phoenix. you are seeing what is happening on your screen now. you are seeing what is happening in arizona. the difference is what you're seeing here is people turning themselves in. i go to the place of wood the thousands of people being smuggled up to phoenix who are not turning themselves in, who want to evade getting detected. people who are involved in criminal enterprises. the bottom line is that human beings are now a more expensive commodity than drugs are. the cartels are making more money smuggling people, which is easier to do than smuggling drugs and they are making money on narcotics while they are still doing those things as well but they are making money on it. you know what you're looking for. the guy in the all-black who is shuffling across the river, that guy is a cartel member. he is a smuggler. that guy right there, the guy who grabs the kid before he drowns in the river. he is not a part of a family unit. they are smuggling these people

across the boat. where is mexico on this? they know these guys are operating on that side of the river. where are the mexican authorities saying, no, you can't do this smuggling operation here. there is zero enforcement on the other side of the border. where are the mexican authorities on that. it's not just venezuelans. there are people from yemen. there are people from african countries. there are people from countries that have completely collapsed that have terrorist groups running the country. the cartels don't care where these people are from. in fact, they charge more money for people who are on countries as higher risk for national security incidents. if people who are getting away are also the story that is going on. >> dana: well, there is a new ap poll that shows that biden's approval rating is quite good. but on immigration, he is underwater. 53% disapprove. the white house are trying to maintain that everything is

getting better. does it look like it? >> juan: yeah, i mean things are getting better. this video, i think it is such a distortion because every administration, i just want to say, every administration, people come crossing the rio grande illegally. this is like a daily activity throughout the last 100 years. i don't know that there is anything new here except that there was a video there and it is fitting in with all the people who want to beat on biden about immigration. so yes, we have a problem at the border. but yes, dana, to reiterate the point that you said that is coming from the biden administration, things are getting better. we are seeing huge improvements on three fronts. we are seeing a number of unaccompanied minors. down 88% in the last month. so that's nearly 90% decrease in the number of on -- we have seen a decline in the number of children being held in border patrol custody.

those who are being held also are being processed out more quickly. and third, the overall border arrest for illegal crossings right now is leveling off, a sign that fewer people are crossing. so the surge we have been seen in this cycle seems to be going down. it is still the case that we have a problem and i wish congress would finally stop with the selfies or creating these videos to create hysteria and do something. >> dana: the video wasn't created for his stereo. hysteria. they just happened to be there. and the numbers, greg, the numbers have increased from border patrol. >> greg: the saddest thing about that argument is that we've heard this argument every single day. it happens every day. it happens every day. it happens every day. it was odd that when it was

happening under trunk, it matters. now when there is a democrat, oh, whoa! the stuff happens all the time. relax, everybody. you will actually see this type of argument in every case by the media when a democrat is in power. suddenly you start becoming more complex or nuanced about the issue where before you will come out and say this is damn wrong. if i was going to write a book, and i'm thinking about it, i would call it "incentives for dummies." failure to understand incentives. number one, pay people to do nothing, you're going to have high unemployment. people are going to work. two, you defund police or you talk about that rhetoric, these are the rising crimes. you don't have any school choice, what is that lead to? stop building pipelines, oil prices rise. you banned drugs, you create a market for it.

you are waiving people into this country while loudly proclaiming that the man before he was a big mean racist as you stopped his wall and you think about what the wall is. the wall would have worked because it was a physical evidence of a disincentive. all you got to do is look at the wall and you realize they don't want people coming here illegally. and it's part messaging and it's part product. it actually works. i think it strange that the people who claim to want something done for the first people that were against the wall, which tells you they don't want it to be done. they want the collapse of this so that they can remake it in whatever shape they want. hopefully for them to create a larger voting block. that is a cynical way of looking at it. >> jessie: one book at a time, greg, okay? >> greg: i know. you have one coming out so i do not want to compete with your book. >> jessie: thank you. >> dana: can i say something real quickly about the wall issue question what do you

remember when nancy pelosi fought donald tripp on $5 billion for the wall? we have artie spent $3 billion on this crisis for the first few months of the year. >> dana: straight ahead, is dr. fauci moving the goalpost yet again? why he says mask wearing could be part of the new normal. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jessie: if government bureaucrats get their way, you will be wearing a mask for the rest of your life. dr. fauci agrees it's time to start using covid restrictions because of vaccinations. but also he, he thinks masks could be here for a very long time. >> so it is conceivable that as we go on a year or two: more from now, that during certain seasonal periods when you have respiratory viruses, people

actually may elect to wear masks to diminish the likelihood that you will spread. >> jessie: and the white house still can't explain why president biden refuses to ditch his mask. speak of the cdc has given guidance that when you are with family and friends that are vaccinated in small groups, you don't need a mask. >> so why is president biden in a room full of vaccinated journalists? >> the president is going to continue to follow the cdc guidance. [laughter] >> jessie: well if you can be in a room with your friends that have been vaccinated, they should be able to be with her friends. >> dana: i am all for the pushback finally from other places. got some good questions there. it doesn't make sense. people can see that with our own eyes. what dr. fauci said before is that people might elect to, which sounds better than you will be told to. and i will tell you, i know exactly what i'm going to wear a mask next year. you know when it's really cold

outside and you have to walk? having a mask, that is actually very useful and very helpful. i am going to do that. but i think that getting to a point of allowing people to get their vaccines, feel comfortable, move forward, be able to go to dinner, go shopping, do all sorts of other things, it just will open things back up again. and people are going to do it whether the cdc says so or not. >> jessie: greg, do you think that a lot of americans see television nc joe biden with a mask on and say hey, maybe i should keep mine on? the two i don't know. that's a good question about all of the news. i don't know if we want to go there. [laughs] >> jessie: we don't have all that time. >> greg: i think it goes back to the fact that the american people have to take the lead on this, right? because none of the leaders are going to say not to do it because they are too busy trying to cover their butts. they don't want to be responsible by any kind of

uptick in death by saying this or that. we need to be the people that on mask. it's one of those things. it is kind of a simple of all kinds of weird regulations. they are easier to implement than unemployment. obama knew this with obamacare. he knew it was a bad product but he knew that once he got the bad product out there, it was never going to go away. and maybe in time it might slightly improve or maybe they will figure it out. but you cannot make it disappear. and the reason why you can't make things disappear is people are terrified. and by people, i mean bureaucrats. they are terrified of risk. so if you look at fauci especially, he could say take off your mask and he would be fine, but he can't do that. so it's much easier just to keep it there and cover his posterior than to take it off. no one wants to seek down might be seen as antimask. >> jessie: yeah, that's true and they think you are a neanderthal if you don't wear a

mask. they think you're going to try to murder everybody with a blunt object. >> katie: know where you're china paper that is made in china, which is a lot of the masks that everybody is wearing, they think you are a bad person for not wearing them. deliberately wanting to hurt people. dr. fauci is a perfect example of someone who has been in the bureaucracy of watching the cdc for way too long. if you walk around washington, people are still wearing masks. people are riding their bikes masks. they are double masking when they go to the dog park. but if you go to florida or texas, which has been open for months, nobody is wearing a mask and the rates of infection have been going down consistently since they took those mask mandates off. it is a matter of them being insulated in a bubble, which is washington. but also this idea that if you say the pandemic is coming to an end matt, you can take your mask off, which of course is a symbol of the pandemic.

then dr. fauci's interview requests start going down just like in the cases of covid. and he really likes being on tv every day. he really likes being on the front page, or on the front cover of a magazine. he likes that new authority that he has as a bureaucrat and the highest-paid person in the federal government. so, there are two issues at hand here. >> jessie: so he's keeping this alive just for airtime. juan williams, to be honest, maybe we could meet in the middle. i don't mind of some people wear masks. i don't want to see everyone's face. but just don't look at me sideways if i'm not wearing one. don't let me go somewhere when i've been vaccinated and i can go wherever i want maskless. >> juan: good news, for me i'm a sports fan and now you are seeing some of the arenas opening up higher levels of capacity. but when you go indoors, they still want people to wear masks, just a jesse, because you don't know if somebody says they have been vaccinated and haven't been

vaccinated or we have this whole argument over vaccination passports and the like. but you know, to me, this is a great success story and i think that dr. fauci is to be celebrated. joe biden, this is the number one success for joe biden. dana was mentioning that ap poll today. the ap poll said that the american people say 71% of them say that they approve of the way joe biden and by extension, dr. fauci have handled this coronavirus. it is the biggest booster for joe biden, who i think is that like 63% overall. you look at the new cases where 42,000 daily, jesse. that is down to 80% from when joe biden took office. >> jessie: i love it. before the biggest problem we have now really is not lack of vaccines. its lack of demand for vaccines. that's a huge shift and now we can focus on saying hey people, go out and get the vaccine. talk to your neighbors, your

friends. nobody is having adverse effects. this is a good thing. and it means that we can go totally free, totally free sooner. so go get the vaccine. >> jessie: i agree and i think that message would help if you took the mask off when you are around your friends. it's totally true. fox news alert. musical musicals because the fda just authorized the pfizer vaccr children ages 12-15 years old. clinical trials show the vaccine to be highly effective in that age group. over 150 million americans have received at least one shot. that's good news. next on "the five." president biden taking a shot at small business owners who were struggling during the pandemic. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> greg: president biden's agenda could be driving the economy into a ditch. the report was a major mess and small business owners say they can't keep up. paying people to stay at home. >> many people want to work. no they don't when they are hanging on so much money, so much unemployment, it is backfiring. >> you are incentive incentivize to stay home. >> i would love to take let's incentivize employees to come back to work. >> greg: he said business owners like that don't know what they are talking about. >> anyone collecting unemployment was offered a suitable job must take the job

or lose their unemployment benefits. i know there has been a lot of discussion since friday, since friday's report that people are being paid to stay home rather than go to work. we don't see much evidence of that. i think the people who claim americans won't work even if they find a good opportunity underestimates the american people. >> greg: i was going to go to you, dana, because i could hear the steam coming out of your ears. you are sitting around the corner from me and i could actually see. it was like a teapot. there was smoke coming out of the door. i figured i better go to you. which part of that upsets you more? the fact that he says he doesn't see that much evidence of it or the fact that he has never actually ran a business in his life? i don't know, before he entered politics, i don't know. >> dana: will start with the evidence. you have heard this from the admin's ration even though you have anecdotal evidence, you have business owners that are saying once an hour, lined them

up. actually not just on fox news. on cnn, msnbc. everybody in the news is talking about this because it's real. what the administration is asking is does data actually exist? there is not a measurement. they are trying to tell you that you have to have data and evidence as if that mattered in this case. because it is impossible to prove. so they are shifting the burden of proof on the business owners. they are feeling it. they are seen it and the white house knows this. here is the other thinker last week we talked about a guy who ran the restaurant. was offering $21 an hour for dishwasher. still can't get enough people there. one of the things the white house said today, it's because people don't get $15 an hour minimum wage. but they were paying $6 more than that. where is your evidence that that's not true? the final thing is i do think there is a problem with just perception. and that is that when we say

something like your incentive, greg, to your point, the incentives are off. the incentive is this money is coming to you and it's not just in on employment benefit. there is a ton of money going out and lots of different ways. the incentive is that you make a rational decision to stay at home or to do something else. basically, i think when you hear something like they just want to stay on the couch, it sounds like you are saying oh, they are being lazy, when actually they are just making a rational decision for themselves. >> greg: true. >> dana: so i think other language, that could be cleaned up. >> greg: yeah, 15 bucks to stay at home versus $20 to wash dishes. i will eat the five bucks. what you have to say to dana's analysis? >> juan: i know she loves those anecdotes. she loves having jokes, so i'm all for it. i will say that i think numbers do matter in economics. if we really had a labor shortage, i think you would see wage rates go up and we are not

seen wages suddenly skyrocketing because there is a labor shortage in america. that is not the case. in fact, i would also say there is no sign of inflation out there. you look at something like the 10-year bonds, 10-year bonds right now, if you went out and bought a 10-year bond right now, the interest rate is like 1.6%. that means people are buying, and they are buying them on the presence done my premise that inflation is going to be less than 1%, near zero for the nextn years. these are people that are in the financial services business. it is their business. the gdp right now, if it goes at the first quarter rates, we'd have like 6% growth rate. so these are all very positive. yeah, we might have some hiccups there, but this is not about anybody being a slacker or somehow lazy. no, this is just not who we are. that is the american story. i can tell you that.

speak to jessie, do you want to talk about the numbers? >> juan: he said so many things that were wrong there. i am going to do my best to refute all of them. first of all, you talk about no labor shortage. there were 7 million job openings last month. only 250,000 americans took a job. that is what you will call a shortage. >> juan: you see the price of labor going up? >> jessie: hey, juan you want to talk about commodity prices, gasoline, food, lumbar customer everything has gone up and that is actually in our research packet. so how did i read the research and you didn't? that's a first. second of all, $800 a week with unemployment benefits. all right. $800 a week. let's say your wife also gets $800 a week. you know how much that adds up to a year-long? that's 80 grand a year for sitting on your couch. a rational decision to stay on your couch when you're making $15,000 above the median income level, that is a lot of money. that is a lot of money.

and this is what biden said, which was probably the dumbest thing he has ever said. he goes, welcome you know what? why don't businesses, why don't they just raise wages? oh, like the small businesses are like jerry jones just like throwing around $20 million contracts and signing free agents in the off-season. these are mom and pop retail shops and restaurant owners. they are not just going to be like you know what? dishwasher. let's give you 40 grand. hostess, let's give you $35,000. they are small profit margins, juan. they don't have money like that should just raise wages. you got to be out of your mind. >> greg: all right, katie, bring it home or bring it somewhere. >> katie: i think 2020 was the year of the toilet paper shortage, but i think this year will be the year of toilet paper being too expensive because inflation is already here and more of it is coming.

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has denied any wrongdoing with epstein. but he did previously say that -- >> i made a mistake in judgment that i thought that those discussions would lead literally to billions of dollars. turned out that was a bad judgment. >> juan: fox news reached out to bill gates for comment, but we didn't hear back. now greg, let me just ask you a simple question here. if there is a picture of a husband with epstein, is that enough for a wife to ask for a divorce? >> greg: no. he knows funny? we are living in a time where any picture can be used against you and if you are a celebrity, especially a big one like me, i am in a lot of, i signed a lot of books. i meet a lot of fans. you never know. epstein could have been in line to get my book, which by the way should order. and you get your picture taken with him and all of the sudden

it's like he is seen with jeffrey epstein. i don't know anything about this at all and that is not going to stop me. i think the more probable, the more probable reality is that this is a nasty divorce. and a good lawyer, a great lawyer is especially nasty and will use everything possible in your toolkit to tar and feather the other spouse. it always astounds me in divorces, big-name divorces, how people can accuse each other of the very worst thing as part of a negotiation. and then when it's all over, everybody is like no, it really didn't happen. everything is fine. he hit me. she had me. all that stuff just goes away when they sign on the dotted line. i have a feeling that there is something. i mean, she is so pissed off at him for something. could be the naked swim parties. i don't know. >> juan: i haven't heard about those.

>> greg: i only went to three of them and there are no pictures. >> juan: all right. [laughter] so dana, let's just do a little journalism. who do you think is the source for that "wall street journal" article? is it melinda gates' lawyer's? is a bill gate's lawyers was your mark you know, $130 billion at stake. >> dana: i don't know. it could be jeffrey epstein from the grave. i have no idea who it is. i do know that in her language she says that the marriage was irretrievably broken. >> greg: yes. >> dana: so that means something was bad. i don't know what it is, but to spend that much time together and a lifetime, to have those children, the company that you built and the philanthropy that you built and then to see that it is irretrievably broken, we may never know actually what really happens and obviously i hope for their sakes that they can get some privacy. but this story obviously would

raise a lot of eyebrows. >> juan: yeah, so katie we do know that gates flew with epstein down to florida in 2013. that jet obviously, a lot of talk. but we don't have any evidence that he did anything immoral, right? >> katie: with jeffrey epstein or in other situations? >> juan: yet, with anybody. anybody. >> katie: well, look, look, i think this is revenge from melinda for his live-in girlfriend that he got to go visit once a year or once a month or whatever that weird arrangement was throughout the course of their marriage. i'm with greg. i don't think this is an emma amicable divorce. the news i am in for today is bennifer being back. then affleck and jennifer lopez are reportedly dating again.

that's big news. >> greg: spotted in montana. >> juan: is it possible that they married a long time ago and just fell out of love? >> jessie: that's possible. although this was a fastball from her legal team that says we are ready to play dirty and it's going to go the way i wanted to go. or maybe there was some sort of relationship between gates and epstein that we don't know about that precipitated it. i think that epstein was looking for a whale. he managed his money and help to move money around for the irs. he was looking for the next whale. who is a bigger whale than the richest guy in the world of the time than gates? i know that he actually sent an email after they met that has been published that says you know, this guy is interesting. very intriguing. not necessarily how i would live

my life, but you know what? that is who he is and i think that is kind of an acknowledgment that he was aware of something that epstein was involved in. although we don't know to the extent. >> juan: all right come up next, comedian dave chappelle calling out the woke backlash to elon musk hosting "saturday night live." next on "the five." ♪ ♪ if you printed out directions to get here today, you're in the right place. my seminars are a great tool to help young homeowners who are turning into their parents. now, remember, they're not programs. they're tv shows. you woke up early. no one cares. yes. so, i was using something called homequote explorer from progressive to easily compare home insurance rates. was i hashtagging? progressive can't help you from becoming your parents, but we can help you compare rates on home insurance with homequote explorer. guess what.

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♪ ♪ >> katie: well a lot of liberals not happy with elon musk hosting "saturday night live." some people take into social media to air their grievances against the billion know my billionaire. but dave chappelle is calling out. >> no one can be woke enough. you are not going to make people into behaving in a way that -- in fact, if you continue with this tone, even if you are right, you will be very hard to hear.

>> katie: so greg, political correctness a comedy of a long time ago. but wokeness put the final nail in the coffin. >> greg: it's interesting. what chapelle is talking about, and this was actually before the "snl" thing come is that comedians can talk a good game on wokeness until they get up on stage because it's not funny. and so it's like you use the kind of humanity. a lot of the things that people talk about, what comedians talk about is shocking and gross and funny about sex, and love, and drugs. all that stuff goes out the window. if you want to talk about your uncle or your friends, all that stuff goes away if you follow the parameters of the woke. i'm optimistic that younger comedians are rebelling against this. apparently not on "snl," though. >> katie: apparently not. we have other sources of information. we don't have to watch "snl" if we don't want to. but dana, the issue of wokeness

is that it eventually eats everybody even if you think that you are welcome. like you say, you are never woke enough. >> dana: it's all most like somebody is playing a prank on you. just when you think that you have sacrificed on the altar of wokeness and they are like actually nope, you've still got to do more and it will never ever end. i like listening to chapelle. i think is very wise in his comments. i also think that if he needs any material, any comedians need any material, i've got some corny jokes i've been saving up. it really brings down the house. i'll have to try that. >> katie: yes, indeed. i would like tickets to that show. all right, juan, i love dave chappelle. i think he's funny. i think is really smart. i like his humor and i like that he is fighting back against this cancel culture woke mob that we have been seen. >> juan: yeah, i think that's great. i'm not sure about this one in the sense that i think a lot of the resentment towards elon musk is that he is a famous rich guy.

but in terms of comedic talent, in terms of musical talent, acting talent even as a politician, takes a lot of achievement to be invited to host "saturday night live" and i think a lot of the young and up-and-coming talent thought is he just being invited because he is rich and famous? and he is famous, by the way, for his electric car, which was subsidized by the government to a large extent. i think there is a lot of resentment of elitists or favoritism going to the rich who are famous for being rich. >> jessie: can i just asked juan question? he's not happy if a federal government subsidizes an electric car line? that is what the green new deal

literally is. i don't know why you wouldn't want elon musk to get money. that is what you guys out there -- being woke is now the newborn. you don't think elon musk is interesting? i think is interesting. he is a space pioneer. he is a brilliant space pioneer and liberals don't like him. >> juan: okay, i can answer you. >> katie: i think dana should do comedy with elon musk in space. all right, "one more thing" up next. ♪ ♪

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>> dana: time now for one more thing. jesse? >> jesse: you thought we forgot, didn't you, dana? happy birthday? >> dana: oh, thank you. >> jesse: yesterday. >> happy birthday. >> jesse: was dana perino's birthday. her husband peter was obviously there and of course, jasper. that looks like good cake. and i wish i could have a slice. but, you know, beach season is coming up. day day have you got to watch your calories, i know. >> jesse: happy birthday to scott sanders producer here on "the five." >> dana: good company. pulling my mom out. i was completely shocked. and to get a hug on your mom, you know, for the first time since february of 2020, was awesome. vaccinations helped. she was on the plane. always food. so thanks. up next, i had a chance to talk to a good friend.

eye on hersly alli. good podcast. we talked about all sorts of things, including the book everything will be okay. if you are looking for a role mold and some of that embodies grit and grace and dignity. ayaan hirsi ali. food boy, he was reading the paper. check him out. that's pretty cute. somehow figure out how they do thats that is a good-looking dog. he has the sports page right there. >> what kind of dog, jesse? >> jesse: i'm going to do golden retriever. day day very good. >> greg: it would be hard to go to aayanali's web south. i would never put it in correctly. >> jesse: two a's in a row, that's tough. ♪ animals are great. ♪ animals are great ♪ animal are great. >> greg: i hate it when people walk on me when i'm doing

something really bad. like these guys right here. coming home. >> greg: this is why you lock the door, people. lock the door. no one will come in on you. this is amazing. looks like a typical weekend. >> dana: oh my goodness. >> jesse: rottweilers. discuss discuss i will shut up now. will. >> juan: happy birthday, kid. happy birthday. anyway, she is only 7 but shea will become the first child to send something to the moon. elizabeth norm so impressed a private company working with nasa that they invited her at no cost to send a sticker to the moon. it reads astro liz's lab. the sticker will be in a time capsule on the first vessel to land on the marijuana since apollo 17 in 1972 everything else in that time cab siewl people are paying to put in there the english girl made a cardboard replica of a rocket, launched it. and that's what caught the attention of the launch alliance

private company working with nasa. that ship will touch the moon later this year. >> dana: that's cool. katie, we have 15 seconds. >> katie: well, i think i will save mine for tomorrow but as a space nerd kid who went to astrom my camp i love, love, love that girl is doing that project. >> dana: i need to go to "america's newsroom." >> greg: space camp? >> katie: i did. >> bret: that's pretty cool astronomy carp. >> katie: yeah. >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. we are tracking big stories as the fbi names the group behind the hack of the u.s. gas pipeline and they are investigating whether that group has direct ties to the russian government. the biden administration has also claimed the u.s. border is closed. the southern border but a fox news camera captures dozens of migrants crossing into the u.s. in broad dayton, dozens from venezuela. we will bring you there. we begin tonight overseas with an escalation and tension i