clouds? we'll continue to bring you these reports so you too can be as woke and informed as we are. that's all the time we have tonight. don't forget, set your dvr for every weeknight to never miss us. all right, gutfeld takes it from here. >> let me tell you, it helps to have our president joe biden office because when you have a responsible, mature president in office, it makes it even easier for us. >> greg: what a dig at her husband. [applause] what ever happened to sarah

silverman? seriously. she used to be the fun communion with the potty mouth. now she is a middle-aged political activist who earnestly trans-plains the worlds of competitive sports took caitlyn jenner. >> you're a woman. a trans girl is a girl. she should have the same rights as cis girls. it's a trans girl to strong customer quote about tall girls, short girls, boys in high school who are teeny tiny and their teammates have already hit puberty under shaving. why don't you have coed sports divided by weight or height. this is so dumb. it's not concern for girls

sports, its transphobia. full. >> greg: did she say step? full. someone has been to london. mind the gap. full stop sounds like her career. she slams a trained person and then accuses that trans person of hurting trans people. how arrogant you have to think you have to be to think you know more than caitlyn jenner. it's like arguing brian stelter about what it's like inside the cheesecake factory. maybe it's like me arguing with sarah about wearing black face. yeah, sarah appeared in black face on her short-lived comedy central shall pay that seems kind of racist to me. full stop. was her face red when these photos reappeared. i mean under the blackface. i bet it killed the endorsement

deal she was working on with maybelline. she's doing okay, much like you know who. tvs jimmy kimmel. what a coincidence. you see this scam, it's as plain as the nose on someone's back and face. if you are a racist in your past, embrace the most destructive brainwashing ideology and it will give you immunity. it's like a vaccine for a-holes. gender is a republican and jimmy kimmel is not. >> is it transphobic to color -- calling him a trans and ignorant a-hole. showing we don't discriminate no matter their gender orientation. it's tough. i guess we will let the internet decide tomorrow. >> greg: silverman realizes

that the only way she can paint over her past is the same way jimmy kimmel does. it's why jamie, cocreator of "the man show," is the self appointed ambassador of wokeness. do you remember "the man show?" the credits would roll over videos of girls in bikinis jumping on trampolines. that's about as woke as rolling in credits or video of girls in bikinis jumping on trampolines. i consider it art. silverman and jimmy kimmel share the original sin of blackface and they employee woke is him as kevlar vest. to get-out-of-jail-free card for your unwelcome past as you project your past sins on someone else. did you know that silverman and jimmy kimmel dated? i guess the blackface paint rubbed off on each other. what a sorry state the left is in one year outspoken leaders are only in it for the

protection. it really is a protection racket. i wonder what our angry white male has to say about this. ♪ ♪ >> hey, just out for a walk. i love it the day after it rains, don't you. i notice the sign on somebody's lawn a few blocks back that said hate has no home here. i thought that's good. nobody wants a home with hate. then i started thinking, what makes them think they have to put a sign out there, hate has no home? do they think there are other homes in the air that have hate? what about my home? do they think i should put a sign on my lawn saying hate has no home because i'm not going to do that. i don't like hate but i'm not really into signs. anyway, hope everyone's having a good day.

>> greg: i begged him to get help. he's right about those signs. they are so effing stupid. localism is a way for people and companies to cover their nonwoke asses. look at disney. easier to waive your human resources training manual while ignoring human rights violations. this cia is getting great at this. >> growing up in a small southern town, i was lucky to have a accepting family. i struggled with the idea not being able to describe my personal life network. inclusion is a core value. officers from the top-down work hard to ensure every single person, whatever their gender, gender identity, race,

disability, or sexual orientation can bring their entire self to work every day. >> greg: more inclusion, less killing. this cia is known for secret wars, spying on americans, waterboarding, sleep deprivation, forcing people to watch "the view." they have done it all. and yet they are applauded now for being more inclusive. do you see? i have always wanted to be waterboarded by someone with a coexist bumper sticker.ticker. it's a racket. you can get away with anything from blackface to gitmo if you guzzle the woke-aid through a beer bottle. you aren't who you are. i can't take this cia seriously. they are supposed to be killers. maybe sarah can regain her edge, perhaps go back to that time when she was dating al jolson. the problem with going full woke is how do you go back? you can't. it may erase the past blackface but you realize it's permanent,

like joining the manson family or going to work at cnn. let's welcome tonight's guests. her camera is busier than the one in my guest bedroom, director and producer of the documentary "the plot against the president," amanda milius. he is my third favorite story after feldman and hart, american federation for children national director of research corey deangelis. he's a cross between a used car salesman and a creepy or used car salesman. fox news radio host jimmy fallo failla. her marriage is like the milk in my fridge,-week-old and already going bad. kat timpf. amanda, i want to talk about this. i was thinking about your last

name. your dad, what movies did he produce and direct? >> conan the barbarian, red dawn, apocalypse now, a couple other very feminine movies. >> greg: thinking about read down and dirty harry and thinking about how these things could not be made now, correct? >> totally. even after red dawn, hollywood was freaked out. he was kind of blacklisted at that point for being tough on, being too anti-russia which is hilarious now that i made the russian gate movie. he would never have been able, they wouldn't have movies like that anymore about straight white men that are characters of any kind. no personalities aloud. it would be ridiculous. >> greg: you can't be rough around the edges. i think this goes as predicted.

we knew the moment caitlyn jenner, essentially a boring country club republican who happens to be trans. >> knocked an edgy one. >> greg: we knew that the liberals would attack her immediately. >> amanda: like you said, it's to cover up for their own sins, it's totally disingenuous. they don't mean it, total hypocrisy. that's why i think the right should not latch onto it and not try to repeat it not think that it's a way into acceptance. so much so that i don't really know that caitlyn jenner brings all that much conservatism to california. >> greg: she is not right-wing enough for you. >> amanda: not at all. >> greg: there might be some other -- ric grenell stepped in. that would be interesting. >> amanda: ric has proven himself, he has actual policy ideas. caitlyn jenner, literally comes

out of the closet. >> kat: a lot of seasons of "keeping up with the kardashians." >> amanda: about clothes and going places. >> kat: it's about family. >> greg: very pro family, that's true. >> greg: cory, i didn't mind the solution that sarah silverman was bringing up. she was saying make all sports coed and go by weight and height which would be really hilarious but it's possible. what bugged me is that i don't think caitlyn jenner is the right person to talk down about this. an athlete who is trans. it didn't matter. it didn't matter to silverman. >> corey: we already do divide up different sports by weight. mma, wrestling and other sports. it struck me as tone-deaf for silverman to come out after caitlyn jenner on this particular topic. >> greg: do you have a

solution for this? how would you solve the trans athlete problem we are currently facing in women's sports. >> corey: with republicans, 73% support banning transgender sports at the high school level and up a recent poll. i don't think there's a perfect solution. as thomas sowell once said, there are no solutions, only trade-offs. a step in the right direction would be to allow every individual family to take their children's education dollars to the school of their choice which then you could have different leagues and different rules of participating in different sports so you could have -- you can get away from this one-size-fits-all system that we have in the current education system. one set of rules isn't going to work for everybody. >> greg: i've said before all sports are stupid. we only exist, one person who is good at the sport in the entire

town. the entire town of little league. it's fascism. why not knock down all the barriers and have men, women, trans, all playing. >> imagine that they remade rocky three and under your guidelines, mr. t gets to change his name to mrs. t and fight adrian. i hate to say, i am not being woman phobic or transfer book but i am going with mrs. t. i am taking the under 30. i like mrs. tita win during the national anthem. >> amanda: very tough. i know her. >> corey: your father's era of moviemaking is what we are missing. rugged sense of self, dirty harry, now we have emasculated prince harry. he's not allowed to open his mouth. the reason they hate her so much as she's not letting her

identity define her. she's trying to run on policies as opposed to what they did when she transitioned. we were all on tv when she transitioned. i was on kennedy when she was on the "vanity fair" cover and i said she looks gorgeous because the first person who says she doesn't is getting destroyed. oh, my gosh, the prettiest girl i've ever seen and they hate the fact she's not leaving without identity in trying to weaponizing. >> greg: we need to do a woke version version of dirty harry. [laughter] what did you say, punk? sorry. i didn't mean to say punk. >> kat: i was offended by kimmel because he said a-hole. just say [bleep] >> a lot of this is a projection exercise. they don't get held accountable for what they did. everyone knows this. in society, it's timeless.

he who doth protest the most. >> greg: kat is good at projecting. >> kat: i think i lay it all out there. the whole solo podcast. she didn't have to do any of that. she was there with a guest. you need to make an impassioned statement about trans people in sports. she was like, i've got my microphone. i've got to myself. i need to wake up and do this. why? who is saying that we need to hear from sarah silverman? you don't. you don't need to hear from me either. i'm not the american voice for trans issues, even less so for sports. >> great point, social media needs a button called "who asked you?" >> greg: and you press it and it sends an electrical shock. i wanted to make a really important point but we are out

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>> greg: is our education and abomination? let's tackle it in a new segment i'm calling eagle added. evil ed.

she couldn't wait to get a room so she did it right on zoom. new york city high school spanish teacher caught sucking a topless man's nipple during a zoom class. i never thought i would hear sa that. nice that jeffrey toobin is working again. several students recorded the video. investigators say while performing the act the woman rocked her head back and forth and gyrated her shoulders and then resumed teaching. good for her. i guess she really sucked at spanish, am i right? since then -- i feel dirty. she has been reassigned but is still on the city's payroll making 105 grand a year. that's like -- maybe she can combined spanish class in nursing.

during the pandemic's families have looked to switch their kids to private school because private schools have shown more flexibility when it comes to reopening thanks to larger campuses and smaller classes. parents more likely to prefer a private education for their kids post pandemic. i get it. my son has been taking private choir lessons. let's take a look. stupid kid. corey, year in education are so you claim. this zoom call seems to be the kind of thing that happens when you're allowed no competition in education. >> the last time something like this happen that "the new york post" reported on, couldn't tell whether the teacher was actually meant to do what they were doing. in the last case, they were like i didn't know i was still being

recorded. i thought the class was over. this when i didn't get a sense of what was going on. what's interesting here is that for all the bad that's happened over the past year with remote learning, children losing ground. so much harm happening to children over the past year. one of the silver linings is that people started to figure out what's going on in the classroom. it could be this kind of thing that we are seeing in the zoom classroom as reported by "the new york post." or it could just be inadequate education going on, political indoctrination happening. covid-19 didn't break the public school system. in a lot of ways it was already broken. the past year has humbly shined a spotlight on the main problem with k-12 education in america which happens to be a massive come along existing power imbalance between the public school monopoly and individual families. families are fighting back and seeking options like school choice.

there are bills. >> greg: the bills are for funding students, not schools. is this going to happen in our lifetime? >> if we look at the legislation happening all across the country, at least 11 states have already passed these bills through their legislatures. florida, west virginia, kentucky, indiana. other states as well. if you look at the three nationwide polls on this topic. harvard university actually did one. over the past couple years support for funding students as opposed to systems has skyrocketed and it's probably because the public school teachers unions have overplayed their hand. in a lot of ways they have done more to advance the concept of school choice and anyone could've imagined in the past year. >> greg: jamie, what worries me of we have more school choice will have less stories about

nipples. >> jimmy: i want to defend this teacher. in her defense under common core you have to show your work. how did we arrive at this conclusion. to your point. public schools are a disaster. the only concern with the migration of private schools as we are five years away from talking about student loan forgiveness for kindergartners and i'm not ready for that. took on a lot of debt to go here and play on the swings and i'm not happy. it's embarrassing. there should be more accountability for teachers. did you have a point? you raised your hand. >> corey: we already spend the money in the public school system. we don't need kids going into debt if we can take the money that's already existing in the system. give me two-thirds of that money find a private school to pay for tuition and fees. let's be real. over the past year, the reopening debate hasn't been

about what the most advantage family should have because they have the access. >> kat: the people at the top could not be more dumb in this article proved it to me. the special commissioner of investigations for the school said this is why we need to beef up our training for teachers and how to teach on zoom. absolutely not. the lesson here is we don't need high taxes to add a course called "don't lick nipples in front of kids." >> jimmy: >> amanda: after she did that, she was eating spaghetti. why that detail in the story? if you're going to be -- >> greg: it builds up an appetite. nipple licking. >> amanda: the instructions about how they're going to train the teachers not to do that.

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trump always nails it. it's the second time the trainer bob baffert had a horse popped for the same drug after the race. medina spirit peed hop for the drug and forgot where it left its laptop full of pornography. i love the name junkie horse. >> jimmy: a spielberg movie, warhorse. i love that he makes it sound like it was the horses choice. >> greg: i need some. during the race, can we stop. >> jimmy: the beauty of drum come he's always able to divorce it from reality and inch and its hilarious. someone who paid and not paid his rent because of horse racing

over 20 years, over the course of 20 years. i bet highly motivated. it ran nowhere. i'm so mad because this junkie horse beat everybody. i lost money. >> greg: couldn't feel his face. >> jimmy: no idea. mr. ed. mr. barry bonds. i don't think when it comes to drug horses for racing -- but they have a lot of precautions because horses get hurt and died. trying to be mindful about what's good for the horse. i don't want them drugging horses but i am all for them drugging the horse that i bet. i've got to make this money. can we agree that if you take any sport -- >> greg: drugs will make it better? they are called performance enhancement drugs for a reason. why can't we just lift the ban

on everything. going back to the a block story. if you want to have men and women, trans, everybody perform against each other going to have to lift band because that's what happened. >> kat: if you give all the drugs to the horses that is less for me. just kidding. the junkie horse, it's very funny. this was all over twitter. trump has been banned but he still right there. i saw an honest, amazing tweet from a rider from the seth meyers show. he said we are not supposed to be amplifying this but we have to admit it's funny. it's so funny for a former president to release an official statement to call a horse junkie. it's hilarious. it's funny! >> jimmy: it's hilarious. poor biden probably thinks the horse really shocked out. >> kat: biden is going to have a task force.

>> greg: amanda, is it hard to get a resource into a 12-step program? >> amanda: i don't know how to put in a race horse in a 12-step program. the thing that's really awkward about it is they are saying horses can't be drowned. they can't have any alterations to their natural system. talking about the transgender athletes and sports. at what point -- there's going to come a point where the argument crashes into itself. if what is drugging and what's not? requiring drugs for these male athletes to transition to female athletes, they are on drugs to compete in the sport. >> greg: you are about to get canceled because we are comparing sports. we are not.

>> corey: if you look at other sports, you have mma fighters that way in. they do it because the other person is doing it. in order for them not to be at a disadvantage, they trained that way. same thing with body builders and steroids. they do the same thing. you're not put it a disadvantage. if you don't want to be at a disadvantage compared to the others, it incentivizes everybody to take it. >> greg: what do you call it? it's an arms race. it's an arms race. >> kat: weapons, work, battleships. >> greg: up next we discussed elon musk's new invention, a funny episode of "snl." of mower) there's real life. full of twists and turns,

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that you're truly woke. dave chappelle and seth rogen discussed "saturday night live" in their whining over the host elon musk. "snl" cast members were furious because musk is the only person on that show anyone had ever heard of. i've never heard of these so-called stars. it's like a televised witness protection program. >> no one is woke enough. they can't appreciate the five you're dealing with literally one of the most brilliant moments ever lived who will do your show. >> no one can be woke enough. i am torn. i like a warrior for a good cause but i am into tactics. you're not going to nag people into behaving. in fact, if you continue with this tone, even if you're right, it will be very hard to hear. >> greg: his voice is oddly

therapeutic. that was recorded for musk hosted and "snl." not only did he get decent reviews, he killed. just like what he's planning to do to those astronauts on their one-way mission to mars. musk gave them a huge ratings boost in the key middle aged white guys who live with their mom's demo. they should have new york governor andrew cuomo host. he can start the show by saying dead from new york, it's 19,000 old people. terrible. you have heard of "snl" question markets on saturdays. do you think people were that upset about elon musk or was it just a story i plucked from twitter and amplified it. >> kat: some people were actually mad. you can never have ever hurt the feelings of anyone even if they

are a stranger and you were joking, demanding perfection in humans are. >> greg: amanda, my belief is the reason why elon musk was so good on "snl" is unlike most of those cast members he's lived a life. a lot of these young people think they know [bleep] but actually they are just, they read the same crap. >> amanda: he's a character. he has a personality. i don't know how these entertainers are going to entertain when anything outside of a blank piece of paper is considered offensive. they're going to run into it at some point. >> greg: it's almost like -- wokism is trying to get rid of the human being that doesn't sit anywhere. it's the weirdest thing. it seems like the people who are truly woke are the cool kids deciding it's time to get rid of everybody else. >> i enjoyed his opening monologue. the italian in me appreciated the skit.

>> amanda: that was odd. >> greg: did you see grimes made a cameo? >> kat: are you okay? >> greg: i have moved past it. >> corey: i don't think you have. have. it's good let's not talk about her. sorry i brought that up. jimmy, what are your thoughts on comity and how woke has infiltrated? >> jimmy: first of all, the old "snl" cast is so devastated by the actions of this cast. they would never shun someone who smokes as much weed as elon musk. think about the amount of cocaine money a guy with $182 billion could have gave my man john belushi. he would've been a hero. wok-is a mess forced comics to take themselves too seriously and every comic watching, most of you hate watching because we are on fox right now. we are liquor pimps.

we get on the stage and make stranger's lap so someone sell liquor. that's the vast majority of our job description. if your career is going good in your getting to la quinta which is a nice hotel. i am playing in the kind of hotels where you can see the dimples in the door from when the state troopers battered it down. comics got to this place where it's become more important to placate the community that doesn't care about you anyway then to own your position as a comic. our job as a comic is to point out the truth when everything in society. it's not to take aside. taking his side will oftentimes deny you a basic truth. >> greg: what's happening is comedians are not embracing a topic that would be perfect for them. wokism. they can't even do that. >> jimmy: you can make fun of

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>> greg: he missed being famous but still acts like a anus. there is a good rhyme. as if half a million covid deaths wasn't bad enough, chris martin is having an identity crisis. coldplay front man chris martin said the past year of lockdowns has caused him to reflect on fame. it must've been soul shattering. imagine being locked down and having to listen coldplay.

the pandemic claimed millions of lives and destroyed economies and made prisoners in our own home but gave chris martin the sads. perhaps the most out of touch statement, martin said "i was like, well my without wembley stadium saying you're awesome. trying in my life. it's not attached to much to being a pop star." i totally hear that, chris. being in lockdown made me reevaluate my fame too. from no one i've decided to stop taking advantage of my professional groupies. edna and harriet and gladys. you've had some wild times. but when you're working at fox you got to beat them off with a stick. sounds like chris martin has tested positive for terminally narcissistic. it doesn't seem like the extra time alone helped coldplay's music be any less terrible. listen to their latest song.

>> and they were all yellow and green and blue and pink and things. ooh! >> greg: sounds better than i remember. worst band ever? when you hear people in the entertainment industry who are well-off, they have no concept of what's going on in the world. >> amanda: i think he's being quite honest. i realized this a long time ago being from l.a. or whatever. anybody who meets these people, there is something different about them. there is something wrong with them. anybody that needs to travel the country or the world into different rooms with strangers giving them applause has problems. they're never going to be -- >> greg: totally healed? >> amanda: yeah. >> greg: was not directed at

me? i don't travel at all. i make will come to me. jimmy, i think people who have worked through this entire thing on television it's easy for them to tell people, be patient. wear your mask longer. because they are still pulling a paycheck. >> jimmy: it's the indifference people have, people not in the same position. chris martin should stick to doing what he does best. what happens during the lockdown that scared celebrities as they realized that the phone has kind of leveled the playing field. everyone is a celebrity so nobody is. we don't keep up with the kardashians. everybody runs a one-man news network and the phone reconfigured society during the lockdown into everyone becoming a red red light window hooker in amsterdam. i don't mean to bring about bad memory. >> greg: it was a good memory.

>> jimmy: trying to attract people to your window shop. he doesn't see himself as a celebrity and the other side of this. >> greg: but at the same time he's kind of saying maybe i don't need this fame because he knows he's not telling the truth. he knows it's temporary. you know what. it's good to take this break from my fans. you know who went away? he would even be in more therapy. >> corey: was at the lockdowns or was it the song? this highlights the adverse effects government lockdowns policies have had different groups of people. people who didn't need to work in person, it wasn't that big of an issue on average relative to families that were from lower income households and who had to go to in person work and jobs that were shattered. there was a same kind of disconnect in the school system as well. advantaged families were able to

get to private schools immediately after march 2021 all the public schools close. the least advantage were stuck and didn't have the option of in person instruction. >> greg: there's a joke about "the new york times" headline. earthquake strikes peru or something. minorities and women hit hardest. they would always do that. the lockdown occurred and it was minorities who were hit hardest. i would put women in there but i think more men died than women. i don't know, kat. tell mo you think. >> kat: what he said was annoying but not as annoying as his ex-wife gwyneth paltrow. i clicked on the article, she said she had two drinks and pasta. when i do that, i say "i am growing up." no i thought i could get it together. look at what a good girl i am. >> greg: probably the first normal bowel movement she had.

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