vaccines.gov, or they can text their zip code to 3 -- excuse me, i misspoke, their zip code, text it to 438829. >> laura: numbers are tough, very tough. "the greg gutfeld show" is next. >> i surround myself with good people and i'm very fortunate that the republican party have surrounded me with good people. >> you say you haven't talked to trump at all? >> no. >> how do you get people excited to vote for you? >> because i'm cute and adorable. >> that's good enough for me, sugar plum. [applause]

>> greg: all right. you want to hear something that will blow your mind, besides the fact that it's been a week and kat is still married. according to the "new york times" there is not a single documented covid infection anywhere in the world from casual outdoor interaction such as walking past someone on the street or eating at a nearby table. yes, you heard that right. the new york freaken times admits that outdoor covid transmission is the biggest myth since trump colluded with russia, not a single documented covid infection anywhere in the world from casual outdoor interactions such as dining, strolling, or giving jesse waters a finger. [laughter] >> greg: which you should do at every opportunity. i'm hyperventilating over this, and yet what do you see? people outside masked up.

sometimes with two or three masks, as if they are going to clean mcgowan's teeth. so how did we get here? first, we were lied to. last month the cdc told us that less than 10% of transmissions were from outdoor which is true. technically .1% is less than 10%, and that's likely the real rate of transmission, .1%, not 10. that's like a hundred fold difference, i think. i don't know. but, of course, the media has spread that large number like herpes, jogging on bikes. it's like wearing a seat belt to lunch or a football helmet to

bed. thank god those days are behind me. so the cdc lied to us. they made a statement they knew was technically accurate but intended to deceive. it's literally less than 10% but isn't that like saying there are less than 10,000 black bear attacks here in the u.s. it's true. roughly one black bear attack in a year and i bet it's the same bear and the same guy. he's a pervert. the bear wasn't even wearing a mask. stupid bear so the mask guidelines are quite literally a cover-up. the cdc still says if you're unvaccinated you should wear a mask outdoors and even the vaccinated should wear them at large events like concerts and sporting events and gutfeld rallies. and kids wearing them at summer camp at all times, which is fine, i hate children but i know

it's wrong. our pandemic response isn't grounded in science. it's grounded in science fiction. i wonder how our angry white males feel about this. ♪ [laughter] >> mask? no, i don't wear one. besides it would interfere with my opera cycling. ♪ [applause] he's so angry and so white. >> greg: so even though the stats tell us otherwise the media continues to pedal fear, creating docile obedient people is their business model and when they run out of scary stats they literally climb a mountain to find more. the "washington post" just ran a piece on the spread of covid on

mount everest climbers. the press will literally quo to the ends of the earth to find new places for people to be afraid of covid. yes, people who climb mount everest are at risk for covid as opposed to the normal way of dying on mount everest which is being impaled on a pile of frozen poop and then they just leave there you but the normal risk of dying on the mount is .05 to .1%, or somewhat less than a thousand% but it's higher than the death rate for a 25-year-old from covid at any elevation. something tells me when you're going to nepal to find the untold story of covid you're getting desperate but i'm still waiting on the covid numbers for people who live under the sea. so why is the mask lie so bad? it's another transparent deception that makes the average person skeptical about everything the government tells us about covid. even the true stuff. and it creates conflicts between

self-righteous [ bleep ] and the nice people they are trying to mask shame. >> i want you to know that your insensitivity is ridiculous. i no longer have grand parents due to this virus because of people like you who don't want to wear a mask in the store. it's ridiculous. actually, it's insensitive and disgusting as a human being for you so show so much privilege to all of these people. there are so many older people in here who have health conditions. >> and i'm not going -- >> congratulations for your pregnancy. it's ridiculous. and i want you to know that you're on candid camera. >> greg: got to hope when that nice lady's baby is born he grows up and beats the crap out of that guy. [applause] >> he's not going to change. the truth is the media played it up as they saw it as another way to split the country in half which is the only way their math

is good. if you don't wear them you're a neanderthal. all to keep us divided but the truth is far different so leave the masks off outside except you, the media. after lying to millions of people i would be hiding my face, too. [applause] >> welcome tonight's guests. she's so bright the she's listed as a jobs reference. you'll love this one. he's so libertarian he has gary tattooed on his johnson. part of the problem, i'm so proud of that one. he's the comedian's comedian as opposed to being a headliner. [applause] >> greg: editor -- [inaudible] she lovers wearing sandals because they also have no soles.

and tonight's special guest, dr. wayne mcmasters, work on the cure for aging and he's here to tell us all about it coming up. i'm very excited. >> greg: all right, kat. what do you make of the cdc and all of this stuff? they are still not even changing their tune. >> i think you were appropriately angry at the beginning. look, i was telling people on my podcast, part of the problem, get it wherever you get pod casts in march of 2020 that the data we had already then was conclusive that you were not getting covid from any other way besides sustained one-on-one contact with someone who had symptoms, and just to be clear, i'm an idiot, okay? and i knew this in march of 2020. they have been wrong about everything. that's why this is just one more thing. they are wrong about outdoor masks. they are wrong about lockdowns mitigating the virus. they were wrong about wiping

down your groceries. they were wrong about asymptomatic spread. they have been wrong on everything. if you've had covid or you're vaccinated or you're not very, very sick and you're outside wearing a mask, you are an insane person right now. >> greg: my wife made me wipe down everything including the blood. we bring in the groceries and i'm sitting there like wiping down cartons of milk and i'm going this can't be how this country is. this isn't how it's supposed to be. >> lysol. >> greg: michael, that's why you're safe because you'll never have sustained one-on-one contact. >> i'm the guy that fights the bear. >> greg: you're the guy looking for a bear downtown. you know what i mean. >> i don't know your link go, sir. >> greg: of course you don't and i want to command you on addressing exactly like billy

jackson. what are your thoughts on this whole mask? >> the mask is now officially the anti-make america great. you're a racist if you're not wearing a mask. i'm still laughing at the whole "washington post," people climb point everest and they describe it as like the perfect setup for a super spreader event. isn't -- wasn't sturgis the perfect spreader, and spring break was the perfect setup and a maga rally. >> greg: and they are already wearing a mask so they would have to put on another mask which is ridiculous. spreading outdoors, it got people to stay more indoors. young people with their older relatives and people died. this stuff about not being

outside actually accelerated death. that's my opinion. >> are you supposed to wear a mask if you climb mount everest because i climbed up four stairs the other day with a mask and i was deeply out of breath. >> greg: have you thought about a peloton. >> i did see the economy, it was very appealing. >> greg: just don't get the treadmill. >> my kids love that thing. >> shut up. >> it's almost like criminal what's happening in the country. we knew back in april 2020, we knew that the fatality rate was much less than we originally thought yet the government didn't make any changes. we knew back in may of 2020 that 66% of the new hospitalizations in new york city were for people staying at home. so what does governor cuomo and deblasio do. the first weekend i was in florida i went to a club because everything was open. i wanted a taste of freedom. it was a sunday.

>> greg: what time did you leave the club, lisa? >> i think it was 2:00 a.m. but that's late for me. >> greg: and did you uber it or get a ride home with a fellow? >> i see where you're going with this. you'll not catch me -- it was uber. >> greg: the "washington post" described it as a setup for a super spreader. in other words, you're part of the problem, they said. you're spreading covid. kat, last word to you if that's possible, where were you? i'm trying to remember where you were in the whole mask world. were you wearing it outside? >> i'm not -- no, i'm not now. people were yelling at me and i was still doing it and now i'm not doing it because i don't care. look. there is all the research that came out this week, it goes back to what you were saying, the safety of activities is really more about the morality that you see in those activities already, and always has been than actual likelihood of transmission.

in july 2020 we knew at the very least much less likely outdoors. they were saying it's more safe to go to a museum than it is to go to a beach. it's ridiculous. it's the whole mentality, protests are okay. parties, not okay. which is offensive to me because partying is my protest against my mental baseline. >> greg: yes. there you go. >> isn't that what partying is. >> greg: you don't want the people that are deciding what is a moral activity to be deciding what's your moral activity. if people actually think that protesting is somehow morally higher than going to a club and getting wasted like lisa over here hooking up with some strange guy. >> welcome to the show. >> greg: i hope to god your parents aren't watching this, lisa. >> i hope my dad is watching. >> greg: anyway, are the golden globes cursed for not being perverse?

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>> greg: this show won't be saved after the network cave. nbc, a network that once employed o.j. simpson has announced they will not air the golden globes which for the longest time i thought was my favorite. this after an outcry from actors in studios that the hollywood foreign press association which puts on the event is lacking in diversity. l.a. times report in february revealed the organization had no black members. they claimed they tried to recruit their first black female last year but rachel passed.

they pledged to reform and last week approved a plan to diversify its membership. some studioing including amazon and netflix say it's not aggressive enough and they won't work with the hollywood foreign press until more action is taken. even tom cruise, all 4'7" of him, has taken a stand probably on a box. he reportedly turned his three golden globes to the press association headquarters. he won the award for born on the fourth of july, maguire and getting a box of detergent down from a very high shelf. -- claimed to have worked in hollywood, we have no proof of this. >> that's very true. >> greg: i have a theory. i have three theories. which theory, okay, hollywood always tries to sell themselves as heroes in every plot. in the red scare, they were the ones that fought the anti--anti- -- they fought the

joe mccarthies. they are literally throwing their allies to the wolves because they don't want to get canceled. so, who is the hollywood foreign press? who are they? >> the hollywood foreign press is a bunch of people from europe who love to go out to lunch with famous people. >> greg: right. that's it. i'll have dinner with them. >> i think what happened is that nbc looked at the oscars ratings and, like, we should cancel the golden globes. seriously. ricky could trim his toenails and get higher ratings than the golden gloves. it's a complete joke. and tom cruise what a hero. >> he's the face and remains the face of a cult. >> that's what he did. the thing is, it's all a protection racket, right? for cheese balls to throw people that they can't to the crocodile

so the crocodile doesn't come after them. >> it is. hollywood has completely lost their way. they are no longer about entertainment at all. it's like, hollywood is like some big crazy bakery where the head chef is having sex with all the waitresses, and they have to audition and show their boobs and the bus boy is hiding money. you're not using enough shafron. >> greg: if you're in hollywood, you can't trust anybody because right now, i think they are in a actual woke panic. james franco is completely off the face of the earth and his best friend just sold him down the river. not that that's part of the

story but i'm going to talk about it. >> i don't think it's a good idea to trust anybody unless you have enough stuff on them. >> greg: that's true. >> destruction. but look, it's easier, right, than having to actually do anything about any of these problems in the world. any problem in the world, it's so much easier to say i'm going to give back these three golden globes. it's so much easier to say look at all of these problems. so you know what this thing is. the hf whatever, okay. so they -- so they have known they are all white guys for a long time, right? all the celebs have known this for a long time. they weren't pissed then. they aren't now. they are just pretending to be pissed that they are all a bunch of white guys. >> greg: it was hard for tom cruise to return those awards because they are life-size.

do you think woke-ism has killed award shows. it's killing everything, it's like covid for the immoral. >> you can't have nice things. everything that used to be fun is no longer fun but it's actually kind of kwlefr. the ratings have completely sucked. they know the ratings are going to suck. they are trying to be virtuous, they are cancelling it because of this whole thing. i think ricky had the best line in that monologue, call your agent because they are all true. who wants to listen to a bunch of people, that if isis did start something that was successful they would be on-board with it. it's bs because it's smart because if you know you're going to fail at something you can just bow out and say i'm doing it because i'm a virtuous person as opposed to sucking and being embarrassed. >> greg: and then just go to a club all night.

>> and take uber alone going home to with which alone. >> greg: disgusted by your favor. [laughter] >> i'm in so much trouble. >> turn it on. >> greg: i want to talk to you about the james franco thing. we were talking about this in the green room. we have an extensive green room. lots of snacks and champagne. you can hold two complete thoughts in your head. you can believe that franco is a textbook hollywood sleaze guy but also think that seth rogan is a rat. you can think both of those thoughts. >> for the record i had granola bar and a bag of chips. i'm not going to play this game on tv, greg. it's not that great. look, you can think that james franco is a creep and also have some feeling of what loyalty or friendship -- listen, if one of my best friends murdered somebody and if you know my friends, they probably have, i would not say a word about it. if they got caught i would have

no comment on the situation. so, yes, that's just gross but can i just say, to your point, wokism as a distraction, i think, the most important thing. >> greg: that's a good point. >> why do you think it is it's all the most powerful people. the cia, the fbi, big corporations, big tech, millionaire athletes and actors, who are pushing the woke stuff. it's a big distraction so you don't focus on the other thing that least -- that a left winger might focus on, what is more elitist and capitalist than the golden globes. you're by nature not diverse. let's have diversity of the golden globes. let's have some poor people. >> we need more white guys in the nba. >> greg: that would be hilarious. that's racist and you know what else is racist? librarians.

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>> greg: it's true. the books aren't just late they are full of hate. a cornell university librarian are saying that libraries are racist for the way in which they categorize books. -- spoke at a virtual campus event arguing that the dewey decimal system is bigoted because it allows more classification codes to western topics. this lady must be a real laugh ride during story hour. the dewey decimal system as we all know categorizes all knowledge into 10 groups and further sub divides those into subsections. this fact might surprise you. i don't care. according to nonwestern subjects, they are put in more broad sections which i guess is bad and in religion, christie --

and the dashboard cigarette lighter. that doesn't make them racist. it just makes them old. finally when asked about alleged racism in college libraries cornell students responded what's a library? [laughter] >> greg: so we say, in between your massive reckless partying, have you been to a library lately and do you feel they are racist? >> that's why i don't go. >> greg: you just go there to sleep. sleep it off. >> i take uber alone. >> greg: you go there to sleep it off. >> at this point i just want to know what isn't racist because it would be much easier to keep up with because now everything is racist and it's just very difficult. like i don't understand what's going on now because now we have schools and colleges that are having graduation ceremonies,

like different ceremonies based off of race and like income, so we're like fighting perceived racism by being racist, and somehow segregation is like a good thing now. this is like all baffling to me and anyone who claims to be anti-racist is massive racist and we're teaching young kids to hate each other based off the color of their skin. the country is so screwed up right now. >> greg: or it's just toward the boiling point where it will explode and turn into anarchy utopia. it sounds like great movie. i thought libraries were only for the homeless to masturbate. >> they are. >> i would know. kat was way too certain about that answer. >> i why you go there to use the internet. i used to have to compete with all the homeless guys that were there watching porn. >> greg: in new york, they built

these side, what do you call them -- partitions, so the homeless could watch the porn. >> that's helpful. >> so what i was saying before about this being a distraction, i was on amtrak the other day going to d.c., and you know when you come up to palm penn station and you go to the outside part over baltimore and there are these neighborhoods, i mean, it looks like a war-torn neighborhood, falling apart. it's a hundred percent black in these neighborhoods or 99%. the kids growing up in these neighborhoods, they have nothing. we say it's a tough time to be a white person president it's a tough time to live there. you know what's not helping those people? the dewey decimal system being questioned. this is how crazy we are as a society. if you actually care about groups of people who are marginalized and struggling and up against it, all this woke stuff does nothing for them. nothing. it's really embarrassing. >> greg: it's true. a great part of this scam is when you call an inanimate object racist.

you can't actually respond. that cup right there is racist because it's white. >> libraries need to confront and apologize. like how might a building do that? >> greg: the library down the street beat up an asian lady. >> that's awful. they are so racist. again, it's like dewey decimal, i guess, 1870s, right? i'm reading this, wait until this lady finds out about the rest of the 1870s. >> greg: that's true. it was not a good time. >> maybe she should spend some time in the library reading about the 1870s. not the wokest time. >> greg: the dewey decimal system, we should do a segment on it. >> it's like crazy racist scavenger hunt and you get like extra credit for the most

obscure, yes, the dewey decimal system, racist. good find, linda. good find. >> greg: if you go to the google machine and you go something is -- racist usually comes up. it could be anything. i think like dairy products. windows. it's like -- remember guys who used to play six degrees, kevin bacon. six degrees of racism. you have to find the link. hasbro will come out with it. you have to find out what the pieces will be. shut out all the homeless guys. [cross talking] one nice moment. >> greg: all right. >> sure. >> greg: stay out of it, party animal. up next, what makes us want to fight.

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>> greg: the social media dividists, or does the problem lay inside us? a new nbc news poll found that 64% of americans think social media is doing more to split us apart than it is to bring us together. in other words, we're united in the belief that social media is dividing us. i think i'll go block myself. this included a majority of republicans, democrats and independents as well as both young adults and seniors. that's old people. 66% of respondents said they used social media at least once a day even though half of them said it made their lives better meaning it actually made their lives worse. you see, that's why i'm host. maybe it's true that social media can make you more aggressive or angry. i haven't seen it in myself, that's for sure, an remember, this was an online survey done on social media so the study is actually part of the problem and

for that reason they should all die. ♪ scary music] that was fantastic. >> greg: kat, do these polls help us? are we going to change our behavior because a poll told us it's bad. >> no, we will certainly not do so. people are divided, right? obviously, it's like people, you know, are we really -- yes, they are, but it's like -- it's just showing it to you. like i feel that people -- me, for example, some people really like me. some people do not like me at all. it would be better if i didn't know that, but you know what? they would not like me anyway. >> greg: so many people hate you for than like you. that's got to bother you. like a 9-1 -- >> thank you, lisa.

i appreciate. >> greg: you're probably high right now. >> i'm not. >> i don't know, some people who really like me may get a little uncomfortable. does your wife know you're on here. people hating me may not be so bad. >> i have an excellent question for you, dave. >> greg: so the last great invention before the internet was like the automobile. we knew at the time that speeding and no seat belts were awful but we needed laws to make us change that. do we need laws to change social media? was that a great question? >> we didn't need laws for it then and we don't need laws for it now. the improving technology is what made cars safer, but look, the problem here isn't social media, and i wish conservatives, particularly, would real lie, you guys were right in the beginning. -- realize, you guys were right in the beginning.

it's not that you can't share pictures with your grandma. the problem hates each other over what trump versus biden, democrat or republican. by the way, they weren't even kicking people off media, censorship, they weren't doing that until congress started threatening everyone, reason hillary clinton lost was because of the russians, the reason she lost is because we all know she was a lizard person. the whole problem here is government and politics and once again -- it's factually true. >> greg: he looked it up. i think it was snopes said she's the loser person. almost possible snopes did that. snopes might have to do a snopes on this. double-check. call it a five. give it five pinocchios. as a millennial, i don't think if it's an issue for me as it is for like an old guy like you. [laughter]

>> well, greg, now i know why tyrus moves away. these are horrible people. the people that run the social media. the twitter people. the facebook people, the instagram people. the government has to step in and they have to break them down. i love how these guys will testify in front of congress, did you censor that person's speech, the algorithms did it. the algorithms -- the algorithms. moron, somebody writes the algorithm. i want to look into that. i am making it my live's work now to have face brook -- facebook broken up. [laughter] >> greg: my last work is making sure, i don't know, never sit this close to me again, you freak. lisa, obviously, you go on social media to remember all of your party pictures to remember what happened the night before. is social media dividing us or

are we dividing social media? >> maybe both but i'll say i went out of town last weekend. >> greg: must be nice. >> but i left my cell phone in miami by accident and i was already like three hours there. so, it was like the most glorious thing ever because then you're just paying attention to everything. it was so much fun. however -- listen, my parents thought i was dead because i forgot to tell them i was going away. >> we've thought that a lot, lisa. >> i forgot to tell them i was going away so my dad sent an email to all of my friends asking if anyone had heard from me. >> greg: lisa is dead. >> i'm live, dad. >> greg: we need you to come down to the station. the radio station, where you can win two tickets to the circus. >> i'm not going to give you my dad's email address. >> greg: he'll contact me and we'll have an intervention.

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>> greg: will taking a grip help -- trip help to you keep your grip. new research shows that magic mushrooms, ecstasy, and even lsd, lisa, can help people safely deal with trauma, addiction and 45-minute drum solos. according to the journal "nature", the only journal you can smoke, combined with therapy was amazing in treating ptsd. it was as effective as a drug for relieving depression. this openness to mind expanding drugs follows marijuana legalization in many states and has the potential to become big business if the drugs get fda

approval and all of this is good news for my cat. who can finally stop feeling drugs on the down low. makes it so obvious. dave, i keep hearing this happening. i'm pro -- but it's always like in the next three years. are we being led on? >> i don't know. that's kind of how pot happened and then all of a sudden it's everywhere. the thing about it is, as you think about soldiers coming back from these wars suffering from ptsd and all of this stuff, it's not as if should we try mushrooms or give them nothing? what we're giving them right now is heroin. that's what they are taking and dying from. so there is some argument that this can hop but there is some science behind it. why not try it and why is it we've people in this country sitting in cages for decades over this stuff that doesn't lead to any violence. isn't really a problem. >> greg: it's so true, it's not

the drugs that are the problem, it's the banning of drugs that leads people to street concoctions which are poorly measure and harmful and people overdose on. if you can measure this stuff people can live healthy lives and if they do it under the right circumstances, like with me in a park at 3:00 a.m. >> that's a library. >> yes. >> lisa, are you holding? >> study after study, obviously, psychedelic drugs diminish your ego. it can be beneficial for people and it's not shocking that studies are showing that. also, people should be allowed to do it if they think it's fun. >> greg: exactly. >> you don't need a medical reason. you want to do acid -- no reason to be locked in a cage. >> just to add to the trump supporters out there whose main concern is the board and the crime and the gang, this is all related to that. the reason why there are all these gangs bringing drugs up from the border is because there is a black market for them.

if you legalize it you take that away. >> 90% of the immigration problem is solved if you tend war on drugs. >> you don't have to bring race into this but okay. black market. >> greg: where does he come off? so lisa, this has to be great news for you just so you can like -- >> this is how rumors -- what's your cat going to do for work, then? >> greg: that's the thing. it's going to push us out of business. that's another good thing. where are you on this? >> you know those dangerous lsd cartels. >> greg: go ahead. >> i didn't realize that steve jobs and a lot of people like ceos did a lot of psychedelics, and i was asking myself, is this why i'm not a billionaire? >> greg: yes. >> is this what's holding me back from true success? >> we've all been waiting. >> it can't be anything else, right?

like that's the only thing i was thinking. why am i not a billionaire, and -- >> greg: the beatles wouldn't have done -- air supply wouldn't have done their albums either. >> that's very true. i'm not going to bad mouth air supply. there is some good stuff coming out of their mouths. ♪ i'm lost in love ♪ but i don't want to pay $10,000 to sing it. i've heard rumors about ecstasy being fun. i think -- you think about the dj's that will get work out of this, right? how many festivals are there? there is not enough but i'm doing stuff at the mayo clinic. rob the bank. >> greg: you make a good point. what topics that -- you need drugs like this to become as boring as martinis. what happens is the partying

element makes everybody think, oh, it's a bunch of people getting wasted. people come home and they want to relax and this should be their right. >> absolutely. >> if i may. i know we're all going to read letters. i'll start. >> lisa. [laughter] >> we all love you very much. >> this is the intervention. >> we just want what's best. >> there is nothing we won't do that we won't do to help you, but nothing that we will do to let this go on another day. >>. >> greg: her parent are outside. >> more stuff. be right back. >> greg: her parent are outside. >> more stuff. be right back.

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