that'll do it for me but you can catch me tomorrow, 2:00 p.m. eastern on "making money" on the fox business network. former reagan economic advisor talking about the modern monetary theory. make sure you check me out tomorrow, of course the market in turmoil, "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ speak to >> greg: , hello, everyone, greg team at greg gutfeld along with dana perino, juan williams, katie pavlich and he's never met amir he didn't like, jesse watters. the 1970s called, they want their unmitigated disasters back, president biden is looking like the one term democrat every passing day, gas lines getting

longer, crisis rising everywhere you look, chaos is expanding like one of jen psaki's binders all under biden's leadership. the president has been too locked into even talk about it. >> you guys are bad, i'm not supposed to be answering all these questions, i'm supposed to leave but i can't resist your questions. before the g.o.p. is blasting biden for the multiplying crises. >> the way that that handles any crisis in this country is just disastrous. >> the biden administration needs to take this seriously, this is important infrastructure for our country and it could impact our economy greatly if they don't respond. >> feels a little bit like the '70s in fact. >> the concern of what is happened where, incentivizing people not to work in america, we need to get people back to work, back to school, back to health and back to normal. >> wears the president's leadership on any of these crises? >> greg: no wonder democrats

in the media are so obsessed with liz cheney. of course, their idea of a republican leader is one who agrees with them that trump is a big, evil meanie. that's some vision you have for the party "i'm popular with democrats. what happens, you get inflation, middle east unrest, joblessness, relentless crime wave. the stories might call it a malaise in a see the insidious trade-off, they never cared about the deeds, it was only trump's hurtful words and they were happy to replace their sleepless nights with your actual material suffering. congrats, media, there are no more mean tweets to keep you up at night, just impending economic doom. sleep tight, you selfish babies. so, dana, going back to the '70s, i wanted all, i want to have saturday morning cartoons

back, shed carpeting, road trips in station wagons with a chain-smoking dad, i want all of that. >> dana: if you want the station wagon with the seat that face backwards? >> greg: yes, i love harassing the kids facing you when you get behind them on the freeway and make faces at them. >> dana: remember all those energy -- my parents took advantage of those, we had solar panels on the top of the house, we were into it and history repeats itself. sometimes when it repeats itself it comes back with a vengeance. i noticed that one of the headlines in bloomberg today it was biden's g.o.p. opponent seized on rising prices and slower than expect a pace of hiring." the headline could have just as easily been "experts proven right," that printing a bunch of money and throwing it from the rooftops and everybody will actually lead to inflation. >> greg: that's true, that's true. i always get worried when leaders are to calm. if this were a time travel movie

it would be called "joe and kamala's awful adventure." >> jesse: very good. i don't know where you got the idea that i like looking in the mirror so much, i hate what i see in the mirror. i'm very insecure about that. but first i want to prebut what juan is going to say. i don't want to hear about approval readings, if you were republican with this portfolio of problems he'd already be deemed an incompetent failure. if you think about it this way, i'm going to cover him objectively as i said i was, he was handed a recovering economy, a vaccine and a distribution plan that was humming along, a secure border, low gas prices and no inflation and right now the jobless rate just ticked up, we have a border mass, inflation back, high gas prices and the j&j pause destroyed vaccine

confidence and the vaccination rates plummeted. i'm not even talking about the rise in homicides or shootings, the concern over school reopening's, i'm not talking about the cost of living that's gone up, these are just domestic issues. think about internationally, the palestinians gave him a quarter billion to use on weapons to attack israel, we got hacked by russians, they kicked us out of the black sea. i'm not saying all of this is joe's fault, i'm saying he had a hand and a lot of this and this isn't some, like, your skin color, what the weather's going to be like in 100 years, this is immediate stuff that affects families, schools, illegal immigration, crime and the cost of living and instead of addressing these things he's denying them, there is no border crisis, there's no labor shortage, there is no fuel problems, he just denies it. he gets away with that but as

the summer comes along it's going to get hot and all of these things are going to get exacerbated. we elected a president to solve problems and joe biden is now creating problems and it's ironic, greg, you touch on this with the media, we've got joe in the office because we didn't want any drama in the white house but there is no drama in the white house, the drama is outside of the white house. it's all over the country and if that's the trade-off, that's fine, that's what people want. >> greg: one, would you care to rebut his pre? >> juan: i do but i will keep his butt out of it, greg. i can see that republicans are having a desperate time going after this popular president. look, let's start with gas lines. i live in washington, d.c., so

right next-door is virginia, the gas lines today and i see what's going on, everybody is talking about the fact that there was a russian criminal syndicate that hacked into the colonial pipeline and created this temporary problem, nobody blames joe biden, they blame the russian criminal syndicate and according to the people who run the pipeline, this problem will be done shortly. and you think about inflation, right now you have higher costs on used cars, things like lumber, because the economy is taking off, it's heating up and some of the leftover problems from the pandemic are still with us so they are going to be blips but they will be temporary blip send as far as foreign policy, israel and the arabs, my gosh, how many presidents have had to deal with flareups between palestinians and the israelis? i think that goes back to eisenhower, doesn't it?

i think what's going on here, greg, you touched on it. what's going on here is a big attempt by republicans to distract what's going on in their own ranks, today they canceled liz cheney. why did they cancel her? because she told the truth about the big lie. oh, people don't like trump. oh, no, people know about the big lie, they know about the insurrection and they know about the damage done to democracy and they want to have this kind of thing rooted out but the republican party is having trouble reconstituting itself. the only thing that seems to bring them together in coalition is cult-like like affection for donald trump. before well, i guess. o.j. simpson agrees with you, he came out in support of her as well so i think we are all in good company. all right, katie. you can respond to want or you can talk about the facts. inflation is rising the fastest

it hasn't 12 years, gas prices are at a seven year high and that was before the pipeline. >> katie: i don't know what everybody expected from a guy who campaigned from his basement. that's not leadership, what we are seeing now is not leadership, on a day when there are multiple crises and multiple fires to put out, both domestically and on the floor in front, the national security front, joe biden goes to the lectern and walks away and says "i'm going to get in trouble for answering your questions." he's the president of the united states, if there's any day he should be answering questions it's today and when he's asked about gas lines and the idea that there are multiple major cities on the east coast that are now out of gas as a result of an attack on the pipeline, he didn't have an answer for them. "we need more education," that's not a solution to the problem happening right now and all of this is a big test, the

state department is in vienna negotiating with the iranians to get back into a nuclear deal, giving them more money to do exactly what they are doing with hamas against israel and the americans who live in israel, israel is an ally of ours. if this is a russian attack, what is the response, how is america going to stand up and show strength at a time when they are testing this president on day 112 and this is where we are, so weakness is very clear and the white house is doing nothing to stand up for the strength of america at a time when everybody is watching. >> greg: i don't think hamas would have been this brazen if there was an orange monster in the white house made up ahead, biden's economic disaster, americans are now fighting over gas. ♪ ♪

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close contact with colonial pipeline which is the one area we talked about, one of the reasons the gas prices are going up and i think you're going to hear some good news in the next 24 hours. >> jesse: there is the new massive inflation numbers, prices spiked to the highest level since 2008 and we can forget about the record 8.1 million job openings, businesses can't hire workers because biden is paying them more to stay home. katie, it is interesting on a day like today that democrats are more interested in talking about republican xander republicans are interested in talking about the american people and how to help the american people because life in america is getting a lot more expensive. >> katie: there is some news, colonial pipeline is now looking for a cybersecurity manager, so there's an opening, they either didn't have one or someone got fired.

8.1 -- hopefully it does. hopefully it does, republicans are focused on these issues that affect everyday americans and look, when people can't get basic necessities, gasoline being one of them, the threshold is about three days before things start getting even worse and when it comes to these rural areas where they don't have things like a metro, for example, like in washington, d.c., or new york city not having gas means you can't drive to the grocery store to get food for your kids, it means you can get to work, right? there are consequences to these things that happen and it seems like the administration doesn't have much of a plan in detail about what americans can expect to get back to work. pete buttigieg today, the guy who couldn't even fix potholes when he was the mayor of south bend going out and saying he doesn't really have a timeline on the broader issue of the gas storage shortage so that's where they are. >> jesse: juan, greg mentioned

it in the a block, gas prices have gone up $0.50 before this hack so what is joe biden's plan to reduce gas prices and pay russia back? b3 you know, i think it was about a year ago you could get a barrel of oil for nothing, jesse and the reason, and this is the context that's missing from what you've been saying, oh, my gosh, the economy is going from 0 to 60 right now because we are putting covid behind us thanks to more people getting vaccinations and as it happens, happy days are here again for americans and what you see is, you're going to see things like oh, my gosh, you can't rent a car all of a sudden because during covid, companies are

putting them out. this is -- americans know that what we have right now comes through some very difficult times and we should be proud of ourselves for having survived and now we are about to thrive and they're going to be blips but chicken little, i won't say like who but chicken little's are not helping them, all they do are alarmist attacks on biden, stop being petty. >> jesse: we had a hot economy under trump. d3 is that biden's problem? >> greg: it is his problem, he's president. he hasn't said a word about russia. before it should be roaring back but it's not. inflation is roaring back. you voted out a businessman, fair enough and you elected a

bureaucrat, fair enough but a businessman has this weird skill of understanding incentives, bureaucrats never had to understand incentives. dana brought this up before, just go talk to a small businessman, today i talked to a restaurant tour who owns five in new york city. he can't hire anyone because, he's got all these job openings but no one is taking them because they don't need to take them. so that in itself is an explanation. right now you have people that have children minding the store, these are not smart economic minds. and i want to point out, this gas prices is a foreshadowing of what life might be like if the climate cult got their way. if you didn't have affordable fuel and energy, this is the way it's going to be, it's going to be like this all the time and it's not like the democrats mind that because remember, they want to reduce your consumption pay

that's why they really don't care about the gas line. because to them that's better for the planet. reduce consumption. as they get on the private jet. >> jesse: you are going to see gas prices go to $3.50 a gallon this summer as people start driving again. do you think that's going to fly in july? >> dana: probably not and i also think that it's very interesting, greg, you bring up, the left, it's what they want, isn't it interesting how they are being very quiet right now because they realize that biden is on the ropes on this so they are not pressing them to say, well, this is great, if we can all get a solar job and power our car with compost or something like that. energy is just so critically important and think about this. let's say it is a russian-backed criminal syndicate, look how easy it is to get americans to start fighting each other. >> katie: it doesn't take much

and also you have secretary granholm, the department of energy secretary saying that pipe is the best way to get fuel from one place to the other end i can just see those ads right themselves, in the first six hours, president biden canceled the keystone pipeline. now this pipeline is the most important way to get gas from one place to the next? the democrats can say that happy days are here again and today will, but republicans are going to put up a fight and make their case and the administration continues to give them a lot of material. >> jesse: that's for sure. all right, everybody, of next, team biden can't stop lying about the border. staggering new numbers prove just how wrong they are. ♪ ♪

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>> dana: there is a crisis at the southern border but the biden administration keep saying this. >> will continue to convey the message that our border is not open. >> we've now got control. speak of the border is closed. >> dana: record new numbers from border patrol contradict those claims, 178,000 migrants, the highest number in two decades and 17,000 unaccompanied minors were detained which is a slight decrease from march. greg, the administration has tried all sorts of things in terms of the language to try to say, this is what you're really seeing but i think when you see the videos and you talk to the actual people i tend to think that that carries more weight, what do you think? >> greg: i agree with you completely and this is a lot like what we said in the earlier block which is, you can't solve a problem if the other side doesn't see it as a problem.

they will give it lip service but it's just like the gas lines, in this case it's like, we don't have much of a border, that's not so bad. but when you're talking about the videos that we shared and other people say, oh, videos of abandoned children in the mountains, that's clearly out of context, i want to know what kind of context would make that video better, were they on a kids version of "outward bound," part of a nature hike that we weren't aware of? i don't think there's a context that makes these videos better and finally, where is executive action joe? he can stop all of this right now but he's too scared, he could beat up the border, reverse the reversal of policies and old joe would do that but woke joe can't do that. >> dana: katie, do you see or hear of any sort of urgency on behalf of anyone in the

administration? >> katie: no, i don't, i think they think this is an acceptable problem, you joe biden saying on the campaign trail that the country can absorb two or 3 million new people, kamala harris getting into the abolish ice movement rhetoric saying they need to rethink how that agency operates and you're seeing that happen right now and it's one thing to see all these families and children turning themselves into border patrol the what happens when you have thousands of people a day down in new mexico and arizona who are paying smugglers to get them into the country without being detected. those of the people you really have to worry about and when it comes to how this impacts americans, you have a lot of people getting flown to small towns overwhelming resources, democratic mayors even saying, look, we can't handle this influx of people and americans are trying to get back to work with everything going on and illegal labor depresses wages for american workers so there are consequences to this and there's no urgency from the

administration at all when it comes to solving this problem and i don't think they see it as a real problem. >> dana: there are people, want, like andrew sullivan for example that are trying to get the administration to rise to the occasion here. in your opinion, juan, is the administration doing all it can? >> juan: yeah, i'm really puzzled. there is a problem at the border. let's all agree that and then we have an administration that's trying to best deal with the surgeon and right now all the numbers indicate they are making progress. we talk about the arrests at the border, that's evidence that we have law enforcement protecting and keeping the border closed. we saw most of those people who were arrested turned back, they were not allowed in the united states, you look at the number of not only children but teenagers, migrant families, all three, decreased numbers over

the last month, what are you seeing in terms of all of this, it seems to me as an indication of when we even allow the children to stay because of our values as america, we are not going to do harm to children, we are not going to go back to separating children from their parents, those who are being held by customs and border patrol now at a new low and we are processing those people more quickly. that's all progress. i just think that when you think in those terms and you say yeah, go america go and now we need to get congress to go congress go, get involved in let's fix the immigration system in this country. >> dana: jesse, i would imagine given that so many unaccompanied minors have come across the border and been abandoned by their parents that there are more families separated now than before. >> jesse: that's true. everything one said is spin. nothing he told the audience has any truth to it, it's all just

trying to of these to get the facts and hear the facts in the context, we have two straight months of 20 year highs, we are near 180,000 border crossers a month. two months in a row of that. one likes to think that that's progress. that's not progress, imagine how many are getting through. they are not expelling, juan. of the 178,000 that we caught, 70,000 of them biden lead into the country. 70,000 of them, that's like 40% of the ones we are catching we are letting in. think about all the other ones are going around. what you're saying about unaccompanied minors is also not true. we had two months in a row of all-time highs, 18,000 and than 17,000. you're calling that progress? that's like saying that the nationals got blown out by 18 runs and next they got blown out by 17 runs.

that's not progress. those are all time defeats. those are record-setting defeats, this is easily solved if he just says "we will not allow unaccompanied minors in" and fly them back or just remain in mexico, he can do it right like that but he's choosing not to. >> dana: love the sports analogy. >> juan: conversation to be continued. >> dana: i'm sure we will. our smartphone addiction is hitting a ridiculous new point, how bad it is. we will tell you next. ♪ ♪ ok everyone, our mission is to provide complete, balanced nutrition for strength and energy. great tasting ensure with 9 grams of protein, 27 vitamins and minerals, and nutrients to support immune health.

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>> juan: our tech addiction getting worse. a new study says all that staring at smartphones has turned us into "human snails who ignore friends and family" and that "people go home and disappear into their devices instead of interacting with others in social settings." researchers warn its leading to the end of face-to-face interaction. so katie, what happens at dinner in your home, our people allowed to be on their cell phones? >> it depends on what kind of dinner. if it's a casual dinner and we are still working, you still good to have your phone but if it's a friday night dinner or there are people over we like to it with the phones away. but everything in moderation, right? i think if you live away from your family, your cell phone can be a great way to communicate with them, send in photos, keep in touch by its while some people may be addicted i think it's also for good use. >> juan: jesse, i was worried about this story because i

thought, you know, i remember in previous generations people will complain about kids with boomboxes or sony walkman going down the street and i think coming you know, are we just now upset that people are walking down the street on their cell phones, what you think? >> jesse: i think a long, long time ago you used to sit around your house and you have to interact with your family who you hate it and then they invented the television so they put on a tv show and everyone gets around the television and i was okay for a while that no one liked the thing on tv you had to buy a lot of tvs for the house and everybody goes into their own room and then your mother comes upstairs and she finds out you're watching road rules real-world challenge while your grandmother is visiting from connecticut and she's appalled and she says turn that off and come downstairs and talk to your grandma. now you can be on your phone and no one has any idea what you're looking at. looking on your phone can be

important, it could be worked, it could be an emergency, it could be important communication but you can't see what someone is on doing on your phone and you don't come up and interact and say get off the phone and that's the problem, everybody can just go like this and look important. >> dana: you've mastered that. >> juan: yeah, this complaint is less about the dinner table because i don't see that too much around here but i think people walking down the street looking at their cell phones, they walked right into traffic, they don't pay attention to traffic lights or other pedestrians much less cars, i just think it's crazy. >> dana: what street are you walking around? in new york? also, i talked to my family more because of my phone. i am definitely way more in touch, including my aunt patty sue in rawlins, wyoming, i'm more concerned about the kids on the electric scooters that almost ran me over on my way to

work today, they are on the sidewalk and you should not be on the sidewalk and when i say kid i mean grown man in a suit. [laughter] >> juan: grown man in a suit. i think the other side of this is some people would say that these devices, these cell phones and ipads, they help with loneliness and that, you know, people connect, they create social groups and communities, sometimes conspiracies are in there but do you think it helps with loneliness? are we approaching this from the wrong direction? >> greg: i think we are involved in the world's largest scientific experiment, everybody's been giving a device that's never been existed before and all the device does meet every momentary need for interaction and there are benefits and costs, the benefit is because you cut out a lot of the legwork for the things that you need whether it's research or going to a supermarket you therefore have more time to spend with your loved ones. the cost is you don't spend that

time with your loved ones, you just spend more time on the phone so it's this recursive thing, the more time you save the more good you are to the phones what you are seeing is the phone has become in itself an implant, talk about chip implants, the phone is tethered to your body, it's in your hand, it's part of you. it may not be in your brain, but it can't be taken from you anymore. we are stuck with it, the tech giants can get it to do anything now. >> juan: oh, boy. anyway, "the fastest" is up next right here for you on "the five." ♪ ♪ so you only pay for what you need? just get a quote at libertymutual.com. really? i'll check that out. oh yeah. i think i might get a quote.

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you, you have to worry about dishes are a mess or anything, just go in a straight line. it looks so good. this is like everything you need. this is everything you need. >> katie: all right, dana, i have a confession to make. i went on a river trip in the grand canyon when i was in high school and they dumped a whole pile of pasta on a tarp at one of the stops and everyone just dug in with a fork and went for it. three when i got to tell you, i don't know what's wrong with this, this is smart and you don't do any additional dishes, i might give it a shot. >> greg: says the case so later you! >> dana: exactly. [laughter] >> katie: greg? what you think about this? is it sanitary enough? >> greg: you know who eats like this? the culinary specialists known as drunks, this is a drunk person cooking. the best part about the video is the witness, the person going

"yeah, wow," you are indulging an insane person. this person is either a genius and brilliant because she's getting millions of hits or she's clinically insane. and i'm a doctor. >> katie: i wonder where the serving where it is. do people use their hands or is there a spatula involved somehow? it is like pizza and put on a play, how do you eat this? you are the food corner guy. >> jesse: this is just the widest thing i've ever seen, josh and lisa on facebook, i'm sorry. i wanted to announce this, this is not good. this is bad and we apologize. >> katie: juan, what you think about this? >> juan: you know, this is not the way they do it in the old country, katie, this is just wrong. you know how i know this?

you know how i know this is wrong? i know this is wrong because katie, i can't cook but i can cook spaghetti in the sauce and put them together and eat it and this looks like slop, no thanks. >> katie: it does look like slop. up next -- booze brings people closer together, literally. drinking in social settings helps decrease the physical distance every few minutes. >> dana: don't tell bill de blasio, you're going to make kanban bars again. >> katie: no drinking, greg. what do you think? >> greg: if it wasn't for booze, some of the dumbest and greatest decisions ever made would never have been made. if you drink to ask your future

wife for her phone number but a few drinks also had you wake up with a stripper who wasn't your wife so it cuts both ways and humans have like a threshold of embarrassment and alcohol removes that threshold. so it allows you to take more risks, some are great and some are not so great. jesse? >> katie: of all your reporting at spring break did you find this to be the case? >> jesse: i will tell greg of this, when you sleep with a stripper she does not stay the night, she leaves before you get up, you get up and she's gone. before you are so sexist, i don't use pronoun! >> jesse: this study is ridiculous. yeah. i need a drink first. [laughter] >> katie: the study is ridiculous trade juan, what you

think? >> juan: there's history here, alcohol has always been a social lubricant for people. and i think part of it, i am of her college days people would say, hey, i'm going to get a shot of courage before i go talk to that girl and i mean, a shot of courage was a shot of tequila, okay. but, you know, there's great danger in there, i think, i think it unleashes a lot of attitudes that maybe aren't good and i just can't recommend it. i don't think it's a good move. >> katie: all right. "one more thing" up next. ♪ ♪

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always humans should be will that remain in the future as we get more involved in what am i saying? let's look at this dog who wants to be a ref. [laughter] >> greg: i love this dog. [whistle] >> greg: oh my god. he is the greatest. that, jesse is a dot. will you are up, juan. >> juan: it sounded -- it reminded me of that shower scene in psycho, that shrieking sound hitchcock movie? >> greg: that's true. >> juan: time for tonight's

weather report and it comes from a carnival fun house. >> current temperature right now in wynona, oh, that's funky. jennifer. [laughter] >> jesse: oh my god. that's jennifer mcdermott a fox meteorologist in minnesota. as you can see her weather graphic technology went crazy. the weather report included a blizzard of jennifers. she laughed along and she also said she could only handle one of herself with you her doppelgangers gave her a headache. you know what? it was fun to watch. way to go, jennifer. >> greg: man, that reminds me of a weekend in cochela. dana? >> dana: i have dana's sports corner but i forgot -- anyone remember the new york ranger sean avery? i didn't know him then but i know him now i did podcast no gruff given.

i wasn't sure what i was getting myself into. we had a blast. so much fun talking to him and talking about everything will be okay and my connection to hockey and how i got my first job on capitol hill. it was fun. also in the spirit of hockey check out this guy's cool trick. i have no idea how he does it there you go. then the stick. there you go, nothing but net right here. >> greg: wow. amazing. all righty then. all right, katie. >> katie: speaking of cold sports, so there are these two guys in the u.k. who are obsessed with chess and they challenge each other to play under harsh conditions so they decided to go to a freezing lake in the u.k. and play chess together. their names is jamie and thomas and they were inspired by queens gam bit on netflix to play chess in freezing cold conditions. so they filmed themselves at this lake and it was not just a

battle of wits and chess skills but also endurance in a greeingg lake. jamie actually won but good effort to thomas. crazy kids from the u.k. >> greg: you noticed a lot of those chess pieces were getting a lot smaller. >> dana: shrinking. >> greg: that's filthy, dana. get your mind out of the gutter. >> dana: hold my hand. are. >> jesse: where's my rook. it's also national school nurse day. so, as a way to thank all the school nurses out there for taking care of everybody, why don't you go preorder them how i saved the world. [laughter] because that's what school nurses want. also, friday is national decency day and when people think jesse watters they think decency. get anybody, a neighbor, my book for national decency day.

saturday's the preakness. so instead of losing your money on a long shot, i'm a sure thing. go to amazon or anywhere where books are sold and get "how i saved the world. gets dana gave me this idea when she sold books off 6 graduations. thanks. >> dana: my book is for graduation advice. [laughter] >> jesse: there is a lot of stuff about gambling in my book, too. >> katie: off the rails. >> greg: that's it for us. bret, did you order, preorder jesse's book yet? >> bret: i have 10, actually. when i think decency, i think jesse. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. officials at colonial pipeline say at this hour they are working to get the pipeline back online. this after consumers went on a panicked buying spree all across the country really on the east coast in some cases filling gas cans and even plastic bags with gasoline. shortages across the east coast gas prices shooting up to more

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