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>> greg: and yet another scoop missed by woodward and bernstein, carol loney claims that donald trump didn't want any secret service agents on its detail but that's hard hitting journalism. if these allegations prove true, not only was president trump guilty of institutional fat shaming, he also single-handedly crush the lifelong dreams of a shy chunky young lad by the name of brian. that was a long way for a job. now this is from a book on the secret service, but the only buzz being generated is about the most interesting man on the planet, that old guy who drinks go psyches, trump. according to the book, trump once said "i want these fat guys off my detail." he added, how are they going to protect me and my family if they can't run down the streets? you don't even have to add anything to this. once again, someone is trying to
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sell a book based on a conversation that likely cannot be verified by someone on record. and what happens? everybody in the press calls for the same source to verify it. that is their confirmation. a miss information loop. but we don't do that here at "gutfeld!," mainly because we don't have the budget for a phone. and i'm really lazy. but also there is no need to because i believe that quote is 100% factual. of course trump would say he doesn't want fat guys on his detail, because that is what we all say if we were the president too. he is us, we are him, he is right. one of the only reasons to be president is the parks. this is not a great job, half the country hates you and you always have to wear a suit and tie, even to bed. and unless you are a left-wing shield, the media devises you. you can even look at a woman without being accused of something and if you do get
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lucky, how can you be intimate when there's three men with guns nearby. i mean, i can't come i practice a lot in prison. and god forbid you want to have a drink, you'd have to put the whiskey and a juice box which is something i learned from the gals on outnumbered. having secret service is priority number one. as president, you can do anything. hey, let's drive by my old guidance counselor's house. and if anyone comes for you, the secret service can shoot them in the face. i think that's in the constitution. i didn't check, but i'm assuming. when i become president i don't want an agent who looks like a coke machine with a head. i want him or her to look like dolph lundgren during the alleged steroid phase are carl weathers and the action jackson phase. what a body on that, and he needed one to fight craig t nelson, nobody remembers greg t nelson. see you need a show of force,
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not a show of flab. you want clint eastwood, not clint howard. and remember, the movie was called "in the line of fire," not "in the line of dairy queen." this is why trump was so beloved, he would say what you would say, he didn't lower at a bar, he spoke like you do when you are at a bar. of course, trump also didn't want short people there either. so as a member of that community whose height has been historically underrepresented in law enforcement and also on dating shows, should i throw a tantrum? should i draw myself in a teapot? or hang myself from a bowling trophy? no, i got it. if you are supposed to take a bullet for the president, it's kind of unfair if the president is a taller target than you. it seems like a saying that should be on the checklist of human shields. is he in reasonably good shape? check. as he taller than peter drink
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ledge? check. of course, this service has standards for agents in the field. some agents -- they also have office jobs. and that is where i would work. i know my place, i can catch a typo, but not a bullet. i will take one from for the team as long as it's a spiced latte with scam. plus i would have is really cool secret code name like "sorry ladies, he's married." this is meant to portray trump as intolerant claiming he tried to remove stats he deemed to fat or too short. boo-hoo, nobody minded when he enforce the same standards for the miss universe pageant. telling men who are too fat or too short that you didn't make the cuts, that happens all the time. among women, it's known as dating. back me up. all right, don't, fine. i wonder what her angry white male thanks.
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♪ ♪ >> one of the things i learned in life, not everyone can do anything. when i was a kid, wanted to be a baseball player or a firemen. i guess i'm not suited to either one of those. there's a lot i can't do. but if you want a guy who can whittle a stick into something recognizable, i am your man. what do you think? human hand. ♪ ♪ >> greg: intolerant jerk. i wonder what her angry black male thinks. ♪ ♪ >> what it is?
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president trump said he didn't want a short fat guy is a bodyguard? no [bleep]. neither would i. ♪ ♪ spewing once again the media experiencing their trademark trump withdrawal. six the next six and another dopey expert. but remember this, trump may not be a fan of imperfect physiques, but he never denigrated the working guy and law enforcement. you want a contrast? try joe biden's recent comments commemorating national police week. after a perfunctory expression of gratitude, he quoted deep distress towards law enforcement which is been exasperated by the recent deaths of several black and brown people at the hands of law enforcement. he's like a guy with a sore tooth. he just couldn't leave it alone. thanks for that, joe. remind me not to have you give the eulogy at my funeral.
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of course, the slandering of the plea seems way worse then wanting to reasonably fit people to protect you and your country. and of course, it was trump's insult that gets more coverage. do you think trump cares what the positive body image crowd thanks? fat chance. [applause] let's welcome tonight's guest. we were worried he wouldn't come back. dr. drew pinsky! he's from the hawkeye state, former acting attorney general matt whitaker! she likes her prince harry. he's so huge getting on his good side takes two trips, post on
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fox nation, tyrus! >> greg: all right, we are going to weigh in on some dangerous territory. to speak i want to thank you for that homoerotic opening. i know my wife enjoyed it. >> greg: sounds very disgusting. >> i hear you. >> greg: okay, you are a doctor, or so you claim. i've never seen any proof. >> how dare you. do we have to go there? >> greg: just give me a prescription pad and everything will be done. are people that are overweight are physically less capable in this capable down my particular job? >> yes, right? when people become secret service they have to go through testing beard but apparently they have standards and these guys all passed it, but it does sound like trump. it really sounds like him being him where everybody gets fired if they are not up to his specific little qualification. by the way, you mention these miss universe pageant, i believe i'm the only gusty fad that was actually a judge on the
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miss universe pageant. he sat behind me with milani and it was an interesting experience. >> greg: you are the strangest doctor i've ever met. >> i thank you. >> greg: i saved a patient on the plane. well, i was a judge on the pageant. you make me sick, dr. drew. i kid, i kid. all right. maps, welcome to the show. >> thank you. this is unlike the other fox shows. >> now, it is not. you will she wear. >> greg: do you think -- i believe he said this, and you worked with the president. >> i was. went from miss universe two miss usa or whatever. obviously he likes fit law enforcement. attorney general being jacked i might add. bill barr is very obviously jacked.
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[laughter] but i think it's important, when i had that moment where i had a security detail of fbi agents, they were all very fit and willing to break a lot of necks. i think it is good. and in the president's defense, it is a visual medium. and so he wanted to make sure that he had people that looked like me around him. >> greg: that's exactly right. almost because he it is a product of our culture and a product of television, tyrus, you were a bodyguard. >> yes, i was. and i'm with him. i don't have an issue with him not wanting short fat guys or whoever is around him because being a bodyguard takes a special kind of dude. although i did my job to the best of my ability, there was a was a little voice in the back of my head, if they -- [laughter] i don't even like his music that
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much. here's my resume, two weeks, i'm out. >> greg: somebody could literally yell "done" every 5 minutes in the entourage you were traveling with. it's because that's how you always find out who's really got it. i disagree with the president a little bit, but it wasn't always the other big guys i would rely on. i usually worked with someone from your size because he could see things i didn't. >> greg: you mean the ground? >> he sees bodies, people's waistbands. [laughter] it's important, because you know who's toting and who's not. spew and got it, i can see the gun. >> you can see it. and then a little voice, it's like -- you pull on, tyrus, yes greg? okay, thank you greg. and then we go get him. >> greg: i could travel on your shoulders like a little woodland nymph.
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kat, do you remember the bodyguards for qaddafi? do you remember the hot girls? >> you to talk about my favorite part of the story which is that apparently these bodyguards were so hot that tiffany trump broke up with her boyfriend and started spending a lot of alone time with one of the bodyguards and nobody talks about tiffany trump enough because i am more and more convinced that she is awesome. you just said that trump is so ruthless and he is, but i think it's nothing compared to whole ruthless tiffany is. i'm serious. and you know, january 19th right before biden's inauguration, obviously a lot of stuff going on in her family, right? what is she do? she goes to instagram and announces her engagement to another guy who she met party and at lindsay lohan's beach club in mykonos. like, trump may not give a [bleep], but tiffany gives no
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alexandria ocasio-cortez -- that's funny? this country is at a "racial reckoning." i mispronounced her name, that's funny. she joins 34 democrats and demanding an immigration overhaul including pulling back on targeting gang members for deportation. she's right, these undocumented felons are coming here to commit felonies that americans won't do themselves. aoc writes "the definition of an aggravated felony is a relic of the racist war on drugs." it invites racial profiling by resuming an emigrant as a priority if they've been convicted of a known funds in which they were active participation in the gang or someone older than 16 who may -- i have to take a breath. she is criticizing what says that we should prioritize the
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gang members. so where's the racist part? was the guy who wrote the memo wearing black face at the time? i must've missed it. keep in mind, these gang members mostly prey on other central american immigrants with crimes including murder and child. we are not talking about mixing recyclables or miss gender and a cashier. these are bad people doing bad things. so when aoc's world, we can put these felons in prison and we also can deport them. so what should we do with them? give them their own shows on cnn? i hear they are hiring. it always feels like the far left -- they hate american citizens more than they hate illegal immigrant criminals. if you can't put them in jail, what do you do with that? >> this is the only category that you can currently deport. if you think about the biden administration, they reversed every policy.
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this is the last thing that we all agree on and getting robbed of violent gang members who are here illegally. i've often said that the two parties appeared to be a tacking towards different goals currently come out which for the first time in our nation's history -- i think this is the example of it. this would be a blanket amnesty and meanwhile the southern borders pouring in and you don't think there's people that want to do bad things. but that is polyamorous. >> greg: i wish i knew what that meant. i was hear people say that, and i think it means naive? >> very good, greg. >> greg: that's a very interesting thing about how the parties are going this way -- it almost feels like you are entering the stage of two different countries. there is one that's like okay, fine. these states will deal with their emigration in a different way than the states. it's because the states that are
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further away from where that problem is that have all the great ideas. i couldn't agree more with aoc on this one come i think this is a great idea. i think we should do a little infomercial for just $0.06 a day. you can adopt a gang member, bring them to your home, take one child hear or see me no more. these three teardrops away from being a new soldier. we can fly men to your neighborhood, he could stay with you for just $0.06 a day and your youngest daughter. but my point is, if you brought them to their doorstep or their town, this would not be the thing. they be like, we need national guard, we've got to do something. >> greg: it's interesting. >> talking about what you need to do, there's two different countries. i think we are headed towards a rotation, a word i had to look
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up today. >> i don't know what it means. well, i don't know. my views on immigration have always been, any nonviolent person who wants to come contribute to our economy to be able to do so, because i don't believe in a welfare state. matt, and that's always where people on the left have disagreed with me. and now apparently they're also going to disagree with me on the violent part. it's really truly shocking. i'm okay with discriminated against violent people. i don't like people who commit violent crimes. i also thought it was interesting because years ago when i was doing stand-up, there was a guy who got caught with cocaine and he got deported. he was a white guy who got deported back to london. so what she called out an injustice too? >> greg: i don't know, you lost your connection.
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that's not true, she does not do drugs, does not do drugs at all. at least right now while we are on such. afterwards, it's another story, all breaks lose, do it off dr. drew's head. it would work better off that. >> first thing i thought of whe. >> there's so many things that have happened in this country that i don't understand where they are going. the homeless thing in los angeles, i was asking someone, what if they show up on my lawn? what if they go into my son's bedroom? >> exactly. i don't understand where they logic is, there seems to be no logic or no "where we are going" with this. that is the part i find most distressing, because it's never enough. it's just beef constantly. what are we trying to do? >> i'm not an apt apologist, but i think it's my previous point, they are not affected, so
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they're talking from thousands of miles away. if they were in the mix, they would not be saying that. she would be the first one calling "there is gang members outside my house." there is americans care with shotguns and blades, i have to o go. >> greg: by the way, if you make that phone call, you are racist. now everything in which you are concerned about in life becomes racist, you can no longer protect yourself because that itself is racist. >> it's just confusing. how dare you discriminate against again? >> i'll just be that racist guy with in my front yard. i'll take the heat. >> greg: the trade-off -- we've got to move on. up next, a guy who was relieved of command for his anti-marxist stance. sion. it's a dark, lonely place. this is art inspired by real stories of people living with bipolar depression.
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♪ ♪ >> greg: was he reassigned for speaking his mind? i speak of matthew lowe meyer who was recently removed from his post following comments he made on a recent podcast while promoting his new self published book. holy handsome, look at that job. talk about square. he could have a picnic on it. are we sure this guy is even from earth? and can we trust someone this gorges to tell the truth? so what god colonel lesh is in trouble? on that podcast, he slammed critical race theory and marxism in the military which is superiors are now investigating to see if it constituted things a sane person would say. also criticized defense secretary lloyd austin's diversity and inclusion agenda. here he is talking about it on the mysterious show called
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hannity. >> there were videos being sent out to every base service member that we were asked to watch and preparation for our extremism down days and discussions on race and which we were taught that the country was evil, that it was founded in 1619 and not 1776 in that whites are inherently evil. >> i didn't hear a thing he said. this guy is so good-looking, it's like looking into a mirror. this guy is planning on going where no man has gone before. sign me up. all right, tyrus. i have been on this planet for many, many years. and when i come across someone that handsome, i don't know if they can be trusted because he may be gliding by on his lustrous hair, his angular jaw, his subtle allure of his eyes. he might be completely incompetent, but he does look like a space force commander, so i trust him on that.
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[laughter] >> okay, i'm clean a gun. listen, when this story first broke, i do agree with the stuff about the 6,019th stuff, it's kind of ridiculous. maybe talk to africa and india about slavery before we blame it on america. let's not be so quick to blame it all on us. but i think he might be exaggerating just a's coach to sell his book perhaps. >> greg: may be. he's kind of stepping -- he had some good ideas, but i think he's kind of getting -- she's getting a little cloudy with what is actually being presented in the military and what's not. so i don't think he should've lost his post for speaking his mind on a podcast, but if he is he is embellishing to sell a book i might've an issue with that. >> greg: how are things at home with your new husband?
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space force lieutenant, who cares. at this point, all bets are off. >> they are actually going really well. and my husband i also find to be good-looking because i am -- >> greg: he's no space force commander. >> i think she likes him a little bit. my husband also has great hair and a great jaw as well. >> let's not discriminate -- >> i want to point out, i also want to point out that the first time that you met him in the green room, the first comment you made about him was that he was good-looking and about his job. >> greg, is there something we need to talk about? >> greg: with this guy, it's like he just looks like a space force commander, right?
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he looks straight out of -- what you call it? >> i'm not sharing your mind with this? how might. but thank you for how to initiate was picture. >> greg: that's my private collection. >> how dare you. >> idols like to see what kind of information comes out. it's not like i don't trust them, i also don't trust the government either. that doesn't mean it never happened. trust no one ever. >> you've been watching "the x-files" again. matt, do you think the government -- if he didn't have this thing checked out, then they are kind of right, right? >> it's an active duty officer, he needed to clear this. but obviously he's not getting in trouble for comparing marxism, which is a failed ideology to our lovely capitalistic system in this democratic republic. i think that's exactly why he's in trouble. he criticized the inclusion and diversity programs. so that is why this
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administration feels very strongly about diversity and inclusion, almost like the mantle that they are going to worship. so that is why that criticism is what's got them in hot water. >> dr. drew, i faced a lot of discrimination because of being, i guess, good-looking. so could this all be good because -- >> i'm going say no. >> greg: okay. what is the issue? speak of is something you and i have to talk about in private. >> let's do it right here. >> weave a story on strippers coming up. we will circle back. he's trying to blow a little smoke right now. all right, still to come, the story about strippers. but the special report refuses to cover. this is the sound of an asthma attack... that doesn't happen. this is the sound of better breathing. fasenra is a different kind of asthma medication.
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>> greg: as dr. fauci scoffed, still taking it off. as strip clubs reopen, shut up to the essential workers. exotic dancers are snagging a lot less crash in their fishnet stockings. gone are the days of lap dances and private shows. he's not up right now. he won't know about this until next week. revenue in the industry has decreased 17.4 per down my percent in 2020 it expected to get worse. there's a solution that's as clear as the heels on their feet. economic migration. strippers in states with strong anti-covid measures can move to ones with more relaxed attitudes like texas and florida where take it all off includes the mask. now about those states, they have better outcomes in texas and slow joe accuse them of the neanderthal thinking.
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and that's what i call up... it's so easy a caveman can do it. but it stumped the president of the usa. maybe he was listening to this guy. >> i am now much more comfortable and people seeing me indoors without a mask. i mean, before the cdc made the recommendation change, i didn't even want to look like i was giving mixed singles. but being a fully vaccinated person, the chances of mind getting infected and an indoor setting is extremely low. >> so it was all for show, doc. say it ain't so predefendant so consistent until this point. being in shows, even once no one watches, mika brzezinski had this to say on the morning joe morning joe. >> i'm working with the team here and there was one person on the team who is not vaccinated. i'm wearing a mask around that person. if you want to follow the signs, that there are times you need to
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still wear the mask. >> greg: wait a minute, don't make that person feel bad. but we have to agree, always wear a mask whenever you are near joe scarborough. what an awful thing. there is one person here that might have cooties. by the way, that's so antiscience, so antiscience. you are wearing the mask for yourself. >> that's exactly right. >> greg: as a coworker and legally prohibited from asking you anything about the stripper story. >> i love the strippers. i do. they are saying they want to work, that is very american and capitalist of them. they want to get back to work. and i really respect that because it's a job i could absolutely never do. i could never do it. i can't walk in heels, i could never dance in them, there's no way i could get through a lap dance on asking a guy if he was mad at me. >> i've been a strip club since my belt chiller dell knocked on my bachelor party 30 years ago
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beer but it's not fun for me, they want to tell me about their cervical cancer, the procedures come it's very bizarre. you can't transmit. so the only people who have to where people who choose not to be vaccinated and they were amassed to protect themselves or not if they choose to. but it's not us wearing a mask after having been vaccinated, following the signs, nothing. you know it paced me off? that basically dr. fauci just admitted that he was lying in that hearing with rand paul. dear member that, and rand paul was going, i might, i know this. and dr. fauci goes -- he would go with all due respect, senator, you are not. he was lying. and this is the thing, this is the same guy that said that we didn't need to wear masks and we did need to wear masks and i guess that was because we didn't have enough masks although everyone i see is wearing homemade masks.
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and once you have vaccinated, you don't have to wear one. so this has been the person that has single-handedly driven all the confusion and has never really followed the science has its developed. i was told over the weekend by someone that i don't trust anything the government says that i'm starting to sort of believe we all need to. >> welcome. i was from the federal government, i was here to help. >> greg: cyrus, you have a choice here. you can discuss these strippers getting back to work. >> i didn't think strippers would need to get back to work because they weren't stripping sway assume they were all on online college, all graduated by now and on the way to law school. >> greg: can strippers work from home? >> i do know the last time i was in the strip clubs with dr. drew. i was young fund,
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impressionable. but you know, dr. fauci, man. it was just three weeks ago he was going with the double mask. and then you said you had to wear specific masks. they were really doubling down on this whole mask thing and then the crisis at the border happened on the economy happened and they were like, no mess, give them no mass, but no one told thought she so we had to come out with that. that is so you don't save your own fleet boys and girls but that's horrible. >> that's also the highest-paid government official. spew and i have to move on, he wasn't very good in the aids crisis but i didn't know that until last week. >> he was my northstar then pay the reason i got involved was because of him. >> greg: he believed it was contagious in the air, didn't he? >> i told people in this thing started, he's going to be excessive, he's going to be conservative because that's how
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he does it. auntie coached us back in the 80s to really overstate the risk of hiv because he kept saying there would be 2 million dead. >> i got it. it's because that's public health messaging, don't confuse it with the signs science is about changing things. public health is about consistency and being clear about things. it's called propaganda. >> greg: it's you and your strip club friends. your next beauty pageant. a new way to erase bad decisions, that's next.
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♪ ♪ >> greg: would you pay to delete a regretful tweet? according to information by an independent researcher, whatever that means, for 299 a month twitter is considering a new service called "twitter blue" which allows them to unscented tweet for a few seconds after posting it. or who excellently retweeted anything from chrissy teagan. where'd she go? our useful tool if you used your real account for a tweet that should have come from your anonymous steve doocy fan account. hypothetically.
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twitter allowing users to organize favorite tweets into folders instead of getting some fresh air. dr. drew, has there ever been a tweet he wish he could on sand? >> i'm sure there are many. but it just reminds me about how much we are trying to control language these days. controlling the language seems to be the overriding impulse everybody has. i've been thinking about something abraham lincoln said recently -- i've been to get about it recently. if you call an elephant's trunk a leg, how many legs does an elephant have? four, because calling it a trunk doesn't make it a leg. and we are so busy trying to control language these days that we are just preoccupied with words and twitter and messaging and it's a big mess, we should be getting off twitter not paying them more. >> greg: you know the spider? instead of an elephant? >> this would be a good time to do it. >> for $2.99 come on doing my
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tweet that i was going to be on the show. that sounds like a really good idea. [laughter] >> greg: you are not even on twitter, are you? >> matt whitaker 46. >> greg: all right, this seems like something that would be up your alley. >> yeah, because you tweet something and it's so good, at least mine are, and then you notice he made a little typo and people might think that you were tweeting while you were drinking, even though that something you would never do. >> greg: it's funny, the ones i regret i just don't remember. >> the next day, what is this? >> greg: did you see the press about something? some of the stuff words completely, completely in my head and innocuous. apparently people like to take these out of context. cyrus, do you ever wish life had
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an undo button? >> every morning when i get up. as i walk on the plane heading to new york. it would be so nice. but i live in the real world. this is stupid, don't give them a dime, you can't take it back. somebody will have it, and even worse on top of your bad tweet, he attempted to delete his tweets. so you really know how evil and bad he is. this is a set up, this is a horrible set up for someone who says something and tries to delete it or they make the mistake. i was 12 years old and i said something dumb on twitter. i tried to fix it, but while i'm trying to fix it it's retweeted everywhere and then you can't get drafted up to 21 because you messed up when you were 12. >> and twitter sucks now. so it's a dying thing. to speak of the finest person at the bar left the bar and now you are stuck with his weird friend. >> did tiffany tweet? of got to look into that. >> that's again, hold a new.
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>> greg: it's like that big stain remover they used of the supermarket before your time -- what is it called? the steam remover. i don't know what it's called, but it's true. the moment you remove a tweet, somebody's going to have a screen grab of it immediately and you are guilty. i think the dash what would make twitter the best thing is to remove trends. because how would the lazy media know what a story is? i would say 80% of the stories that we are seeing right now our producer or somebody on the show is looking at twitter trends seen what's trending and go, this person must've said something p let's go after that person but if you remove the twitter trends, they would all have to go back to drudge. that was a joke. he can't go back to drudge. because drudge sucks. [laughter] >> greg: it's true.
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>> your point is well taken. they get twisted and as they are trending, they get twisted into something else in the media reports that as fact. >> exactly. if you can see fake news created in real time. >> it's amazing, and it's out of your hands. it's like a little moral tornado. all right, were going to take a break. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ to be a thriver with metastatic breast cancer means... grabbing a hold of what matters. asking for what we want. and need. and we need more time. so, we want kisqali. living longer is possible and proven with kisqali when taken with fulvestrant or a nonsteroidal aromatase inhibitor in hr+, her2- metastatic breast cancer. kisqali is approved for both pre- and postmenopausal women, and has extended lives in multiple clinical trials. kisqali is a pill that's significantly more effective at delaying disease progression versus a nonsteroidal aromatase inhibitor or fulvestrant alone. kisqali can cause lung problems, or an abnormal heartbeat, which can lead to death.
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