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town by? did he bring it to the white house? >> i have nothing to read on the president's private exercise regime but i can tell you having traveled with him a fair amount, sometimes he's hard to keep up with. >> laura: hard to keep up with and its regimen, not regime, that's the lie of the year. greg gutfeld takes it from here. ♪ ♪ >> i had conversations with my brother, i always have conversations with my brother. because he is my brother and he's my best friend. obviously, he was aware of what was going on. >> greg: if that's how you treat your best friend i'd hate to be your dog. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> yeah, greg!
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>> greg: you know, i always welcome those who come around to my way of thinking. it took a few years but people are starting to embrace replacing milk with buckeye when eating cap'n crunch. still taste good grade of what's considered a conspiracy theory involving with that mysterious husband starting to be accepted as conventional wisdom. [laughter] how do we know they arrested the right guy? look at it, i think the new speaks for itself, it's uncanny but do you know what else is uncanny? how the activist media only retreats when their stupid ideas start to cost them politically. it takes crime, last year as it decimated the city, the media mob did. >> democratic cities are in chaos right now and is this what you want from joe biden and they will take your country away and they are taking down the statues and crime is rising.
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oh, my gosh, it is so bad, the defunding of the police. it's like... >> greg: indeed, the light bulb went off and may be rolling your eyes over the crime victim isn't a good look. i wonder if he now thinks it's a blind spot for democrats? >> i think this is a blind spot for democrats, and i think democrats are ignoring the problem or hoping it will go away. it's not going to go away, joe biden may be afraid to do and i'm not sure maybe he won't commit maybe he is. he's got to address it. the rioting has to stop. chris, as you and i know, it is showing up. if it showing up in focus groups, it is the only thing rit now that is sticking. >> greg: i'd say it's an about-face except they're always talking out of their -- that was a while ago, but it is the left. the problems never the crime but the effect it has politically.
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as he puts it, how crime hurts the liberal project. liberal projects come out like the lincoln project except you everyone. allegedly. he says this, violence is spiking and violence of in 2020 and the largest single year increase since 1960. 2021 isn't looking any better. this is from a "new york times" liberal which is why he has to add this is a crisis on its own terms but it's also a crisis for the broader liberal projects. he is right, all the dead people make defunding the police look really bad. but klein knew he couldn't get his side to care unless he suggested that not caring what threatened their political fortunes. they only feel your pain to get elected. he then adds that violent crime causes families to leave cities, banks refusing loans, property values drop, there is lifelong impacts that traumatize kids.
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is he talking about crime or liberalism? this might be the point where klein sees the value in policing but he invokes the political fallout. like the atlanta mayor isn't running after being called soft on crime he points out. the recall effort in san francisco in the district attorney who so far has banned cash bail and releasing felons from jail, both parents were underground domestic terrorists and i guess the renee doesn't fall from the tree. klein, the top concern in nyc behind a covid which leads to the key fear, if these numbers keep getting worse then as with nixon and reagan in the ' 70s '80s it could give law and order back to power in 2024. there you go, the reason why you should address crime it's not about the victims, it is who returns to power. he fears that rising crime could bring back leaders who care
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about rights and crime. he's afraid of safe streets and what else is he afraid of? child car seats and toothpaste with fluoride? as crime rises citizens don't vote for liberals. you fight the crime or you get more criminals. what is klein solution? more livable policies apparently. cities destroyed by left-wingers need more of that. that's like giving dana another picture of her dog. [laughter] but now they see crime victims are less inclined to sympathize. they say we could lose elections when they should be asking why is the crime happening? but they can't, because the answer is in the mirror and the policies that they push. the only way they can deploy violence through the political consequences as opposed to the looting and the rioting that causes billions of damages. which is why the idea of limiting the crime problem is to
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eliminate staffs and stop arresting shoplifters. who cares of it so out-of-control that walgreens has glow 17 of the stories in san francisco alone. who does it hurt? not the media or the rich, no, the poor, the elderly, the minorities in the area. on one with the white male has to say. ♪ ♪ >> how does it affect me? welcome i don't go to the city all that much more. i used to like to do that, that's a shame. the funny thing is i bet the politicians making the decisions don't go into the city that much either. i've got to run, tee time in my safe gated community. it's me when i don't know, i think i saw a reese's hand signal in there. i will accept any liberal who wants to fight crime even if it's for the preservation of their own power.
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if he means they will may do mike when mark moore election, act on it. my issue is that they don't, it's like when i told people i will fight them on the play ground after school and then i didn't show up. that's last week. i tell you, the eighth graders getting bigger. but the dems say they will solve crime and continue with policies that lead to it in the first place. i believe though, not all events are marred by violence. national greg gutfeld day which was held saturday in manhattan went off beautifully without any problems at all, let's take a look. >> ladies and gentlemen, national greg gutfeld day starts in 3, 2, 1. [cheers and applause] yes, and what a glorious day it was. it will began in the streets of new york city quickly spilled
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through towns across the world. a day that meant so much to so many. greg is already being competitive with boosting global terrorism. >> it's been the best time of the year, the best time for visitors to come and see the city. >> former president donald trump celebrated in his own ways. dogs and cats were seen hugging in the time of great division. greg truly brings us all together. >> this is the land! >> the outpouring of love to greg and each other lead to the most unexpected conclusion. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: we had to stop there
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for reasons but you see it's possible to unify the country. all it takes is one very cool hero. >> let's welcome tonight's guest, he is so sharp you can open a clamshell with her thoughts. "the federalist" emily! >> he's so smart rubik's cube struggled to solve him, the battle, dugdale and! his strokes make you think and you should see another comedienne, comedienne joe mackie! she donated blood and they give it back. fox news contributor! kat timpf! before i get to the guests i'm surprised that neither of you showed up at national greg gutfeld day. i'd reserved seating and everything. >> yeah... be when were you invited? >> i was distraught i need to
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talk to my husband after a period of >> where was she? >> greg: let me go to you, you helmed the incredibly successful babylon b. i don't do good bx successful if it were not for the mentality that drives for example the thoughts on crime. >> it's absurd. a look at kamala harris, raising funds to bail out rioters. excuse me, peaceful protesters in minnesota. all these instances where you have all of the violent crime rising up in the streets there prodding and encouraging it. see people turn around and act like this rise in crime is something that is going to help our opponents. well, what were you doing this whole time? you created this problem, not
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crime hurting left, it's leftists who are hurting them. >> greg: emily, we know you're up person. >> well-known. >> greg: we were talking about it before the show questioning whether we should have flexicurity here. >> you think you stroking. [laughter] >> greg: why can't -- why can't the political consequences in real life consequences aligned themselves and what is wrong with that but no, the dems can only think about it in a political way. it's because they think about it in the political way and it's interesting to see some of the like ezra klein slipped back into sort of a don draper role. i can't solve the democrats while they are is riots happening when in fact actually they are sort of the question about the lower bowl a project his his podcast where democrats have an intuitive violence. the answer is obviously no because we have let them try theexperiment of running our country for decades.
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maybe we need to string things here come every budget, try these different things but instead the entire worldview is calcified into something that's actually more tolerant of criminal behavior. if i in washington, d.c., the tolerance that exists around some tragic population like the home missed population it's not good for crime raised but they will keep doing it. >> greg: the democrats are therapists for criminals and ezra klein is the therapist for the democrats. to help them -- like, how's it going? not well, they're still committing a lot of crime. crime oliver, have you really thought about doing more of this ends the same thing. are you terrified right now that what's going on in the city? >> i am, first off i want to apologize for not being a greg gutfeld day, i celebrate privately. it's just a gem. just all these holidays in a row, it's a lot to come i'm still hung over. >> greg: it's like
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thanksgiving and christmas and new year's eve where they pile up and you put on like the 20-pound oh, man, you should see my credit card bill now. >> i will tell you what, greg, to end emily's point, in new york we have thrown a billion dollars in nyc to help mental health in the last five years. judging by people in the subway that i am not looking at that ask me what i'm looking at, it's getting crazier every year. >> greg: it's amazing. it's amazing how the mentally ill and this is -- i'm not laughing about this because i'm talking about this problem in new york city in the thrive, they know when it's not safe on the sunday. like oh, god, here it comes, kat when you see all these drugstores closing, this has to scare you. >> oh, yeah, i've got to go further and there's a lot of prescription medication.
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>> greg: do you spread them out over pharmacies? >> through shopping? i don't know what the phrase means. i heard about it. listen, democrats have a huge opportunity in the police reform is something that most americans agree we need. and no markups, we are done with cops. nobody could survive with that kind of logic but i'd food poisoning a couple weeks ago and that's it, no more food. i didn't do that, i kid you to occasionally eat after it happened to me. so it's no shock when that happens that they are not going to continue. >> how dare you compare food poisoning to police brutality. >> i didn't compare. >> is an analogy, but you're a racist bigot now. probably a homophobe. zina fall. >> oh, yeah. >> you ticked all the boxes tonight and i can't wait to see you cancel tomorrow morning. >> i can't wait to see me get
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♪ ♪ >> greg: was there photoshop a photo flop? did the students in by showing too much skin? a high school in florida have at least seven there, joe. getting for altering 80 girls yearbook photos without their permission. the problem with the picks, too many tattoos of stuart varney. [laughter] well done. i'm getting that. all right, too many exposed shoulders and loan necklines.
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you've got the accrued photoshop on the right. they might have added bonnets and butter insurance. apparently, they yearbook coordinator teacher decided the photos were out of dress code and did some editing. it mostly adding more clothing to the chest and shoulder areas. was the teacher a jerk for adding digital virgos all man. the district post says it was the teacher doing the best she could and there's no mall in town. she's doing the right thing and trying to be helpful and of course it was a mistake. for now the schools offering $100 refund to anybody who wants to return the yearbook. i'm glad that there's no more photo editing in my day. can't mess with perfection i guess. strange shape of the box though. had an accident. when i was younger.
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thank god they have drugs for now. kat, you attended your prom wearing sweatpants and there is time for dress codes to go. >> i'm very offended by what happened to the girls but because the same thing has been happening for me for years! my massive, massive cleavage keeps getting edited out of every photo and video i have seen ever. it is people think because i'm as flat as i was the day i was born her every illusion created by a massive that registers on the padding would register in the bathroom scale but no, it's really tough to go through. somebody with quadrupled dia, somebody can see in person to have my giant chest to make everybody so i'm on comfortable they have to be edited out of photos. >> when you look at the pictures from the yearbook, this is an
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unexpected boom to who like looking at young woman with blurry faces. if it's the blurry base that's really winning this battle. >> the teacher struck a blow against yearbook smart. if i for one am grateful, i'm all for turtleneck swimsuits. i'll tell you what, the article stated that these kids are being teased for the photo edits and if that's what the bullies are using they need to up their game. when i was in high school, my nickname was white urkel and i got the right now i can take all kinds of criticism. [laughter] >> greg: that is beautiful. so, emily, you shouldn't be blaming the teacher she met well and i hope she doesn't get in trouble for this. >> i hesitate to make a serious point but at young woman get so many mixed messages about what's
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acceptable and what's not and they're not getting any more clarity from their parents. schools sure as heck aren't prepared to give them the moral clarity they need as evidenced by this fiasco. i have two favorite points. these pictures in the school book, 2500 people, if i paid more attention at high school i'd be able to tell you what the percentage there but it's way -- it's pretty high. and secondly, we didn't mention the boys protested in solidarity. these altruistic, the guys who wanted to see it, and they were deprived of it. by the man. >> greg: finally a political issue that high school boys can get behind. seth, you of all people would understand this. it's another story that should remain local, it is about a high school yearbook controversy and should not have left the school but because the way it's
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click bates, it's now the most successful late-night show in american history. i didn't expect the applause. you're welcome, america, like a weird variation. >> like she tried to oppress the pictures of her home by suing the guy that took the men on the website that had been viewed by six times and then the lawsuit generated millions of downloads of. the pictures. but the real travesty here is that the photoshop work, like, if it's a teacher that i did this, fire her for that. >> greg: might not have been her primary expertise but i didn't read far down in the story to find out what kind of expertise she had buried >> whose job is photo shopping tha? >> greg: you know what she did, she was a first responder. first of the scene. she's a responder!
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>> they are far more convincing. >> greg: i hope this doesn't cleave the country anymore. >> oh. >> greg: that's where the word comes from, cleave! i don't know, when am i talking about. coming up, fauci flips again, he is like a human spatula. ♪ ♪ i'm so glad you're ok, sgt. houston. this is sam with usaa. do you see the tow truck? yes, thank you, that was fast. sgt. houston never expected this to happen. or that her grandpa's dog tags would be left behind. but that one call got her a tow and rental...
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fauci, the three researchers at the wuhan institute of virology were hospitalized with coronavirus symptoms in novembe. 2020 fauci in the world dismissed the lab leak theory. we disagreed? that would be former president trump and secretary of state mike pompeo. the far-fetched lab theories look more near fetched every day. near fetched. again, governor gretchen whitmer flouting rules about dining out. she was photographed mask lists with friends despite strict social distancing roles but she has since apologized saying "i went to a local restaurant as more people arrived they push the table together." well, the apology feels like an justification. the governors under investigation for skipping town
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on the unauthorized flight to florida as well, the state's residents to a home their beds. finally. what of the pangolin? is there a mandolin for the pangolin? all year it was smeared as the species behind the virus is spread to humans. we went to one for comment but he appeared drunk. >> i didn't do it. i'm sick of your blames for the covid. i just want to eat bugs, by the way. say hi to steve doocy. >> greg: very strange, but pangolin's loves steve doocy. the corn number one memo, and happens everywhere. joe, the pangolin's, what's your make of the real origin story? >> i don't know, the jury is still out and i wouldn't make a decision before i even looked into it like the world health organization did initially.
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but i know this, i don't trust dr. anthony fauci either. i would not want him to be my personal doctor because he changes his mind more than i'm comfortable with a doctor changing their mind. he said don't wear a mask. then i said wear a mask and then where two masks. that's a net gain of three masks. [laughter] >> greg: maybe that's not all he flipped on. >> it's been everything. he's the best doctor. i know you i told you of you got cancer, you might not. sorry i went that way but may be two cancers. >> greg: kat, what bothers you more? the origin story or governor whitmer? >> well, they both bother me but witmer stuck at my dad about it because he's in michigan my family's michigan, -- >> greg: currently serving
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time, right? >> yeah, were hoping to get out to an end time for christmas. >> greg: thought crime was pretty grisly. the entire family? >> listen, circumstantial, okay? her apology, look, there's a lot of good apologies and battle apologies but right here we have a very rare apology where the apology was actually worse than what she was apologizing for. she sighed i'm so sorry i'm human, i made the mistake than sitting and enjoying dinner with 11 other vaccinated people. that's like the one correct thing you have done in over a year now. your apology -- which she should have said it is my guide, you should be able to do it too, because other people who get busted for this it's a little worse than them having to sit with their taxpayer p.r. to come up with a statement. if they lose the licenses and their livelihood. you're right, i'm a total hypocritical [bleep] and you guys can live your lives because it out that the proclamations
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and covid cases opening 100% and to do that also taking away anyone who lost the license and take it away any of it. that's when she should have said. i'm sorry i did something completely harmless and normal. >> greg: good point there. seth, you know how the right -- we are pretty good policing our conspiracy theory. but the media any kind of media we have, it's a conspiracy theory. it reminds me of the hunter biden laptop, you got was something going on, no, you're nuts. that's what happened here, they link to like crazy people who can have conspiracy theories are actually legitimate. well, we should start to learn to play this for dhs game and mentioned that trump a come out and playing this 4d chess and it didn't come from china. how different would it play out
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insisting he did not come from china? >> the media would have looking into that. >> greg: what is he hiding? >> exactly. apologies all over the place and i feel like he's as consistent as he would be if he's using a magic 8-ball to answer what i should do. what's the signs telling me to do right now? to shake the ball and see what it says. tell of the place. >> he has every opinion. of >> there is not an opinion on any of this, the vaccination, descending, distancing, masks yu should wear, if you have any opinion on either side of the issues you've agreed with fauci at some point. >> greg: that's true and also the real untold story is that he is just deeply anti-pangolin. it's like the pangolin, first it was bad's then pangolin. who is suffering right now? >> nobody's talking about it except for you, greg. >> greg: i'm the only one, emily! may be tomorrow you should write
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a piece on this! >> i would but i'm pretty sure there's a pangolin in your green room. >> greg: that's of a different scale. >> a serious point -- >> greg: i don't know what that means either! best to just let it go. >> in the spirit of letting it go, these stories are completely related because let's not forget the reason that fauci's magic 8-ball dynamic here is because he thinks the public is too stupid at any given moment. he said and told us we know he's not using the magic 8-ball but he told us he flip-flopped on what he thinks depending on what the public is ready to hear at any given moment. >> greg: it's the science. to speak of the same with gretchen whitmer. >> greg: like the ufos you're seeing, all of the place. he could be using the same magic 8-ball that hunter biden uses. [laughter] which is far superior. magic 8-ball. not that i would know.
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♪ ♪ >> greg: these foul he's calling foul play on blocking roadways, not really a riot. it's true, texas justice is what you will meet if you try to block the street. that's a rhyme. make the fire truck weight and then you'll be making the license plate. see, that's how you do a rhyme! texas governor greg abbott says he will sign a bill that will increase the penalty for protesters who blocked roads and obstruct emergency vehicles, that includes ice cream trucks. if legislation cracking down i'm protesters for blocking roads passing in the senate. peaceful protest does not include the blocking roadways and preventing access. the chaos will not be tolerated in texas. hopefully this will expand to
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protect other users that use roads. as for the punishment for protesters who block roadways, they've got to go on a date with this guy. >> [bleep]! shut up! [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]! >> greg: i've seen him before, i don't know where, outside our building. you dated him briefly for four years, it was brief, but for years. you were in texas. making you the resident expert. is this a really texas thing to do? >> yes, i was shocked that everybody didn't vote for this, right? it's all about peaceful protest and, protesting's grades but there are some things that are important and i think that when you're in a ambulance, seeking
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emergency medical care, that should qualify. i went to a bar and there was no masks in the bar and i was so happy and then i thought about how sad my life is here. i was like, there is other faces and it's great! it shouldn't be that exciting but that's how bad it is here is here. >> greg: i would imagine that's how he feels when he goes to the camp. free at last! >> not just in his office anymore. >> greg: unbelievably rude and disgusting. emily, the irony here is that it's designed to protect the protesters but they are going to be the one who complains about it. >> they should be sending him a muffin basket because they are the ones who are actually going to benefit from this like this is incredibly dangerous thing that they do and we have watched of the experiments play out sometimes tragically. they continue to use this method as i have correctly identified because of the disincentives aren't high enough. it annoys working people who have to commute and it annoys
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everybody, the protesters who have to get their instagram activism on the record, and they should again be thanking them because it's so dangerous and it creates these terrible situations are not good for anybody. of course, they will uphold it because it's on the other side. >> greg: how did you know muffin basket was my favorite word? >> really? >> greg: and brought me into another place. that always happens. okay, so, i worry when my wife go shopping because i'm afraid that you will get trapped by protesters. when you see so many trying to drive off, some of these on top and they all chase the car and they make -- you are afraid that -- this is like necessary, correct. >> matter how many times they scream musket, muffin basket anyway >> greg: i'm not sure what's in the bill, does it protect you if you run over the people? >> i think it does. i don't know if it's true, so
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i'm going to say yes. but like, it's almost like a -- if there jumping on your car and you're fearing for your life of course you're going to panic. there is already a law against pulling some of the out of yourr car and curb stopping them. people do it anyway. i'm not going to be feeling great because people will violate those laws and want to have protection when they start to get mine car i can peel out and get out of there. not worried about getting in trouble for running them over them over a period of >> greg: you have the right to escape, joe, we have the right? >> i don't ask permission to escape, greg. but i'll tell you what, -- >> greg: what was that a reference to? >> that's the beauty of it. [laughter] the mind can invent danger of anything. but i -- i think the law makes
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sense and what i've seen the last year is that somebody didn't teach me in high school that you have the legislative branch that makes law and executive branch that carries them out in the judicial branch that rules on the legality, but district attorneys are more powerful than all of that. and i don't know how important these laws are if someone can just not enforce them. at their own well. >> greg: also to get arrested and released moments later, protesters will literally get out into the same vandalism like in portland and be on the streets. >> it's like a free ride home, if you live close to the precinct. [laughter] >> greg: that's always been my role is i want to live next to the police station that way if i get arrested it's really just a walk home. brilliant. up next, the rocker who got busted while getting dusted. ♪ ♪ uh-oh, sorry... oh... what? i'm an emu! no, buddy! only pay for what you need.
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♪ ♪ >> greg: did this rocker's nose candy in handy? was the spelled there busted getting dusted? the lead singer of an italian rock band not abba, kat, denying that he did drugs on the live tv broadcast of the eurovision song contest. rock bands and cocaine, i've heard everything. let's see the tape.
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>> i'm so happy to have eurovision, i'm so happy to perform and that eurovision, so happy to perform and i'm so happy that eurovision -- [laughter] >> did he start cocaine and his moment of fame? the lead singer of the band, whatever, he's looking down. watch again in slow mode and noticed how his body kicks him under the table when he realizes they are on camera. [laughter] >> greg: even when it slowed down it's really great. maybe it wasn't drugs but the guys put something up his nose and although him being italian maybe it was parmesan cheese. shout out to hunter biden. they win this eurovision song
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concert so they have something to celebrate and here he is talking to the prosperity >> i don't use drugs, please [cheers and applause] definitely don't do. no, please. don't say that. >> greg: so you're saying, let's hear some of the winning song. ♪ ♪ >> greg: they certainly aren't broken. kat, you've did a lot of rock stars, did you coke? >> thanks for calling them stars. [laughter] >> greg: there tribute bands. thoughts? >> yeah, i don't know. i also don't know how musician
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may be does cocaine has gained so much attention because he wouldn't be the only one. >> greg: that's the point! musicians and artists alike have been doing coke since like 1800s! >> 1800s! >> greg: why haven't we seen this more, emily? we should see it more and not less. >> i thought it was and requirement to participate in eurovision. i'm pretty sure that if you're wearing a pony tail and your short list and italian musician with eyeliner, the burden of proof is on you when it comes to whether you snorted cocaine on live television. >> greg: i had no idea they had coke in italy, everybody loves the italian food. that's the thing, it kills your appetite, what would you have coke in italy when the food so wonderful! i digress, when you think so but he has a problem with a drug that they can't wait until after the show. >> yeah, there's so many
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possible reasons you would go into the position. it could have been the laughing water out of the ball where the drinks where, you got their stay, maybe you are saying a prayer. it's anybody's guess. >> greg: i'm not going to prejudge them. they're correct and also as i know i am guilty of what's called oblivion privilege i've got the benefit of being able to do certain kinds of substances in the relaxed safe environment called my house, joe. your inexperienced drug user. >> greg i like have a couple. >> greg: how do you feel about this and what's your assessment? >> i think it can make a word shows suddenly watchable. because i don't know if you copied the early part of the clip there is eight bottles of booze right in front of the performers. you just got in award, i could
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watch that period of no sync to money speeches. >> like better the oscars were when james franco was stoned out of his mind to. >> greg: look at how his career went. i'm not going to drug shame him because in a perfect world it would be legal and he would be able to do something that does not require him shoving it up his nose which seem so primitive and disgusting. but economic i guess, i don't know. it don't go anywhere! we will be right back! ♪ ♪ and your insurance or coverage changes or you need help paying cosentyx connect is here to help. don't use if you're allergic to cosentyx. before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. an increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor about an infection or symptoms, if your inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen or if you've had a vaccine, or plan to. serious allergic reactions may occur. call us or visit us online. we're here for you.
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