behavior, things they post on social media, people close to them know things and often they just fail to report it. >> neil: chris, thank you very much. former fbi assistant director, we still don't know, they are still asking. ♪ ♪ >> juan: hello, everyone, i'm juan williams along with greg gutfeld, dana perino, jesse watters and dagen mcdowell. it's 5:00 ending in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ get ready for more anarchy in the air, this memorial day weekend. we've been telling you about a surge in rowdy passengers, the faa is now warning about a spike in bad behavior, new photos show a southwest flight attendant who

was left bloody and reportedly had two teeth knocked out after being punched by a passenger, southwest says the passenger had "repeatedly ignored standard in flight instructions and became verbally and physically abusive upon landing. the woman has been charged with felony battery but are witness claims the flight attendant provoked the altercation. now sadly, seems like this may be the new normal. in a typical year that faa sees about 100 cases of unruly passengers but so far this year the number has jumped to 2500. the federal government is now issuing warnings like this. >> we are not going to tolerate behavior that threatens the well-being of the public, the employees that bravely are on the front lines to facilitate the travel for individuals who want to reunite with friends and family. so the consequence regime is in

place. >> juan: jesse, yesterday on the show we talked about how the u.s. is ready to get out and party, we are optimistic but now it's like we are not only ready to party but we are ready to pounce. i'm wondering, you know, if you think this is just a result of covid pressure, what you think is going on? >> jesse: this is why we can't have nice things. come on, guys, you're going up 10,000 feet in the air, there's rules. to keep people safe and flights on time. this is indeed isn't the party going up to yankee stadium, part of me think some people in this country are uncomfortable if someone else has authority, they are used to their spouse telling them what to do, maybe their boss tells them what to do but when they get out of that comfort zone and someone in authority tells him to do something they think they are getting disrespected, they are not getting disrespected, they

are just being told to do what everybody else is being told to do, put on a seat belt and put on a mask. a part of this is people get uncomfortable when you have a stranger, flight attendant standing above you while you are sitting down. and you are in close proximity, people get their back up they feel angry. women can't be doing this, wong, women are the more civilized, women cannot beat knocking other women's teeth out, that's what guys do, women have to calm us down. if women start throwing punches the whole world goes to in a hand basket. so right now i think, i'm looking at this, what's the argument? she said put your mask on, put your mask on. there is no debate, it's not like the flight attendant said "trump really won arizona," there's nothing to get upset about, just do what you are told. a part of being in a society is being civilized and obedient, i

do what i'm told and i turned out great so far. it's always southwest, isn't it? it's always southwest. why? they should start putting sedatives and the peanuts when they hand them out. the >> juan: how much does this have to do with the politicization of mask wearing? >> dagen: it has nothing to do with the politics of it and this woman who knocked the two teeth out of this flight attendant, a fine isn't enough, the faa is going to have to start banning people. flying is a privilege, not a right. but since 9/11 in the last 20 years, you know, flight attendants have a great deal more enforcement power, and the rare, rare, rare flight attendant, we've all encountered them, his power tripping and instead of flying the friendly skies it's the shut up and sit down skies. so with the mask issue, people

don't like being harangued, violence is never acceptable but we've all experienced that flight attendant and let me just finish with, listen, i have a volcanic temper, it can erupt at a funeral if somebody steps on my new shoes. and i've been flying for 50 years and i have never caused a ruckus on the plane. i have never been arrested on a plane so if i can contain myself, and somebody takes their flip-flop off with their big chewbacca foot between the seat and my hand touches it, if i can compose myself in that instance, everybody should be able to mind their own business and follow directions. >> juan: okay. so dana, i was thinking, when you get on an airplane, when you get on an airplane you have no first amendment rights, you have no second amendment rights, obviously. you are basically getting into a

corporate rules, government regulations, so what do you think people don't get? are they going to be rebelling against all these rules? >> dana: hopefully it's not going to be a trend although the numbers were pretty high, 2500 is a lot. it could be that people have been cooped up for a year and now they are out there and getting back to social norms. i also think that this is not enough, the fine of $10,000, i think the fine should be much higher and they should be enforced immediately. there has to be some sort of consequence. but also, secretary mayorkas, again, the administration has very confusing mask of guidance. he's at his press conference by himself at the podium with a microphone and i'm pretty sure he's vaccinated and he's wearing a mask, and at some point we are going to have to have a conversation, companies and

airlines, subways about the mask thing because they came out today and said if you are vaccinated your chances of reinfection are like .00001. then there's a question, should you have to show your vaccine card? i'm not saying you should have to because there are people that might not be able to get the vaccine for lots of different reasons or they refuse, whatever it is. i'm not saying these aren't hard conversations but we need to start having them. i'm pretty sure everybody starts to needs to start serving better snacks. >> juan: greg, i was thinking about how much stress there is around these days, you know, shooting down the street today, obviously eight people died in a mass shooting in san jose, you've got more of these hateful kind of hate crimes being committed against americans against americans, what would you say to our leaders to try to heal, i get back to, this is a

good time, let's be kind to each other. >> greg: i think if you look at any incident in any conflict whether it's in the air or in line at mcdonald's or on the road, what you're seeing is a disturbing lack of conflict resolution skills. this is why parents, mentors and good teachers matter because that's where you learn to reduce the heat. unfortunately and it's a combination of factors, lack of accountability, the rise in social media, we have a generation, a lot of people who only know how to turn up the heat, they don't know how to reduce the heat so when you are put in a situation like this where, i call it the substitute teacher theory where the flight attendant or airline personnel has a heavy burden of dealing with somebody they have never met before and they have to exert authority over that person or else they lose the whole classroom. you see this with substitute teachers, they kind of almost

overly-discipline because they need to send a message to these people that don't know them. i think there is real serious misconception over what is considered acceptable behavior. we've never seen more of a lack of accountability in today's culture, felons are charged and released before cops are done doing their paperwork. we talked about, well, we need the airlines to do a firm hand but no one's doing a firm hand in the first place, we are tolerating this behavior on the street as you point out in violent felons get arrested and released in a matter of hours, do not be surprised when you see to dramatic spikes of violence on planes when you have the recidivism of thugs who would have been jailed for years and are now out, you know, hurting people. i think we've got... there's a number of factors and then you just got to talk about how unpleasant it is to fly. this is an industry that unlike so many other industries has not improved. it's incredible, everything has

gotten better, computers, cell phones, cars but airlines are like coca-cola, same flavor for the last 50 years. >> jesse: delta has made some improvements, greg, as a skymiles member i'd like to commend delta. >> greg: well done, jesse. i have dealt the smiles. >> jesse: thank you. i will see you up there. it's >> juan: it president biden finally opening up a probe in the covid lab leak theory after shutting down a previous investigation. next on "the five." the musical

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community is split between two likely scenarios on covid origin, the wuhan lab leak or animal to human contact, they have 90 days to report back to the president. republican senators argue. >> joe biden and the democrats need to stop there cover-up that is benefiting the chinese communists at the expense of the american people. the only reason biden is doing this, it's becoming untenable not to look at whether the virus originated in a chinese lab. if the source of covid-19 is from a lab in china we need to hold china accountable. >> dana: we here we are, i have a little list. pompeo calling others, remember they say it comes from a lab, they were ridiculed. then pompeo and u.s. intelligence start investigations, biden gets elected, shuts it down, the national security council but

all that is happening, "the wall street journal" has a story that is actually, people in china went to the hospital and it looks like it could be coming from a lab and now all of a sudden there's a new investigation. how does the sit with you? >> jesse: you get joe's schedule every day. usually one half event comes out. today's schedule comes out, it's nothing. nothing. very light day. so on a day that he has nothing to do, the report comes out that says he just killed the investigation into the lab, he comes out and releases this big statement and says, oh, we are going to investigate this lab theory and it was the day after the white house press secretary said we didn't need to actually do this. come on, and now the spin comes out that oh, yeah, the people that were doing the investigation for trump, kind of sloppy. the guy doing it was a bloodhound, dana, he

investigated al qaeda finances, he worked for both parties, he had a legit resume. i don't trust whatever the intelligence team is going to put out for joe biden. no credibility to me, they could have some good people in there, some patriots but he hired a bunch of russia hoaxers, trumpeters, corporate lobbyists. they're not going to get to the bottom of it and he's right. the cover-up continues, the question is, who are they covering up for? fauci, china and corporate america? hunter? has hunter even divested from that investment fund? i don't think he has, so what's going on here? let me just play some logic here, day now. if it didn't come from a wet market, okay, if it came from a wet market then why, two weeks after the pandemic was unleashed to the wet markets go back up. why do they still have wet markets all over china?

if it came from a wet market within the chinese say, this is where it came from, we are going to ban this and point to the species that it came from. instead, what they did was they silenced and disappeared to the scientists, erased all the files at the lab and now state media in china blames the u.s. military for unleashing it. does that sound like everything is under control? >> dana: there's a media angle, jim garrity was writing about the lab leak possibility and he got absolutely ridiculed. today he writes this, "you all set hit there, with my youtube video, google translate versions of chinese state health industry web sites and old medical research papers. set up the buffet table because i want to watch all of you eat a lot of it. will they do that? >> greg: no they won't. they are not trying to cover up

anything, they are just trying to cover their butts. we have to express some sympathy for the wet market industry, i've been on the line with the national wet market trade association and they've been hit pretty hard by this and it's going to take a while for the wet market industry to bounce back from this unfair smear. the pangolin's, the bats, delicious but no one is eating them, dana. this is another example of whatever trump does, no matter if it's right, we can't do it. if he found the solution to aging, cnn would come out in favor of euthanasia. they cannot be on the stateside is him even though it turns out that got a pretty good batting average if you look at, probably the first real, loudest voice on china, right? even before the pandemic, the travel ban, remember when he pushed operation warp speed we

can trust the vaccine said the media, said biden, we can't trust that because from. what is it sound like? it sounds like this. we can't trust what the truth is even though it's the truth and this is where the big problem lies. even if trump was wrong about something, you should still do the news, you idiots. these are two separate issues, they are two separate issues. you can say "i don't like trump, therefore i don't trust him on this issue. but i should really explore the lab leak since it seems to be the simplest explanation." you should be able to do both of them. that's on the news. >> dana: why do you think the administration is all of a sudden announced today a redoubling of efforts and 90 days report back? >> juan: i think you said it, dana. we now have from intelligence sources reports about the two or three people, apparently people

who were at the lab who got sick, this is going back into much earlier than we knew and got sick with symptoms. we are not sure but it could be that they got sick with symptoms of covid. we have more information from public sources that would justify that kind of investigation and right now there should be, there's no question that there needs to be an investigation. there are more conspiracy theories about this than the kennedy assassination so we need to get to the bottom of it. you can't trust china in my opinion because it's a repressive authoritarian regime where the truth can get you killed. so i think that we've got to somehow find a way to get this done. you know, you guys are talking about what pompeo did, i'm not sure that pompeo is the right guy to do this because the trump administration handled patrisse cullors so badly that i think lots of people like pompeo would gladly somehow look at origins to just try to distract and change the subject and get away

from their own responsibilities so i think even here in this country, we can't get together and say let's have an investigation of january 6th and an attack on our own capital. imagine what's going on in china. >> jesse: can i correct something one said? the state department under trump in january put out a fact sheet that says these guys got sick in 2019, that was out three months ago. that's not news. b3 three months. in other words, not one pompeo started. >> jesse: not today. >> dagen: trump handled the coronavirus epidemic badly? one word on that, vaccines. this is one of the biggest stories in my lifetime into quote greg gutfeld, common sense is the enemy of ideologues, especially stupid and lazy ideologues. and i mean the media.

so from day one, people on fox business were talking about the wuhan virology lab which we knew was performing research on coronavirus' which means to make them more deadly, to ramp up their spread. we knew that. but what was the media doing? siding with the communist party of china instead of a sitting u.s. senator, tom cotton who was talking about this virology lab more than a year ago so that's where the media is and they are still doing it, peter doocy asked jen psaki about this very issue two days ago and yesterday and that idiot site was writing mocking stories about peter doocy and today the whole white house press corps is trying to ask jen psaki about this. this is one of the biggest stories of our lifetime but

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regarded as a vital part of defending america's interest and president biden's meeting with vladimir putin because of america's interests, not in spite of them. >> jesse: remember how joe biden approved that huge giveaway to russia, not a big deal. >> to go ahead and post sanctions for now, in terms of our relations. >> jesse: all right, dana, you are probably familiar with the view of these big high-level meetings, should there been preconditions? >> dana: there might be some in private, you can kind of have your own, right, but this will be their first chance to meet, i would imagine that putin is like yeah, what you got?

i can outlast you and in his mind he's running circles around america and quickly on this, i get it that it's almost finished but the keystone pipeline was something where you didn't want to upset you european allies but what about your neighbors to the north, what do canadians do? hello, we were going to have this, and if the issue is climate change, the climate is a global issue. the pipeline is there anyway. this meeting will be highly scrutinized and for all the people who suggested president trump wasn't tough enough on russia, when you look at the facts, come down to the summit meeting i think will be a very interesting comparison. i wouldn't have called it a summit. >> jesse: y? >> dana: i think that makes it to grand. i would've said we are going to get together for coffee and that's it. >> jesse: maybe some orange gatorade, how about a little orange gatorade? >> juan: to me it's not like

trump meeting with kim jong un was no preconditions, all kim jong un wanted was the meeting. that put them on the world stage as a world leader and in this case nobody doubts that vladimir putin is the leader of a powerful nation but i think going into this it is biden who has the upper hand, clearly who wouldn't bet on trump in '16, he doubled down an '20 and he lost, what is biden going to do? what about that colonial pipeline hack, what about election interference, vladimir putin? what about the way that amassing troops on the border in ukraine? all of that is not something vladimir putin wants to talk about, he certainly not going to want to talk about it was someone who has the power of joe biden in terms of the economic power over russia. >> jesse: i agree with that, we always have the upper hands as americans but he already cleared them, he said putin has

nothing to do with the hack and let off the hook. >> greg: it's interesting when outgoing president obama met with donald trump, he told him that the most vital, urgent threat facing the united states was north korea. north korea which we don't even talk about anymore. why is that? because of that no precondition meeting that trump had with kim jong un which removed a psychological barrier and a psychological threat from our country. we all remember what happened in hawaii, people thought they were going to die and we don't even talk about it anymore. literally scratch that off the list of urgent threats. that's pretty amazing, that would've won any democrat a nobel prize but of course what does putin have on joe biden? considering that hunter biden's actual real life makes the steele dossier sound like winnie the pooh, i think clearly putin has biden in his pocket, joe could be a russian asset.

perhaps the manchurian candidate, maybe even mentally ill, we should consider the 20th amendment. i like to quote rachel maddow, tick, tick, tick, tick, boom. >> jesse: after that meeting for three years north korea didn't test a long-range missile or major bomb. big expectations for this meeting? i have a feeling the meeting is media is going to make joe look like g.i. joe. >> dagen: they will try but in terms of the timing, not just the colonial pipeline hack, it's not just a gift to russia, the pipeline into germany, what about the immense proxy in belarus. the timing does look like a

reward, a giant cake wrapped in a box with a huge bow on it. what is biden going to say to putin? cut cut it out? and one more thing, joe biden called putin a killer, so why is he so anxious to sit down next to a murderer? >> jesse: we will find out pretty soon on june 16th. in the lovely country of switzerland. up next, hollywood liberal seth rogen thinks comedians should shut up and just accept cancel culture. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> dagen: from jerry seinfeld to dave chappelle, comedians have been calling out cancel culture and political correctness but seth rogen thinks they should stop complaining and just accept it. >> saying terrible things is bad. if you said something terrible that something you should confront in some way, shape, or form. i don't think that's cancel culture, that's you saying something terrible if that's what you've done. b5 he is fine for you, greg, you have a backbone and you are hilarious unlike seth rogen. >> greg: probably the dumbest argument anyone can make when they are dismissing our concern is that it's never been a problem for me. i have heard people use that argument when there are true claims of sexual harassment and when there are false claims of sexual harassment. "it's never been a problem for me," it can basically translate into do not look to me for any

support when you get in trouble. you saw his best friend james franco who is a sleazy guy but seth rogen knew he was a sleazy guy, he worked with them for years until james franco got to sleazy end seth rogen dropped him like a hot potato. not a very good analogy but anyway, maybe seth doesn't have to worry for a few reasons. he is completely inoffensive lately, he's never set a shocking thing in his life except maybe turning down a joint, he's very liberal so that will offer him some cover but there's one thing he might have to revisit and that is the rape scene in "observe and report" which many would say is played for laughs. maybe you forgot about that, i don't know but that's something that that may end up haunting him although i don't think he should be canceled for it because he's a character. >> dagen: dana? >> dana: i noticed that he set it on good morning britain and of course, no first amendment

there so they have issues rate i'd rather be on the side of jape chapelle who i think has spoken so well about this, kevin hart, jerry seinfeld, i would love to see all of them to base this one. that would be an intelligent debate i would go to. [laughter] >> dagen: juan? >> juan: i think being rude to people, intentionally demeaning and bullying people, i don't think it's funny, i agree with him on this point, if that's what you're doing, you're going to have to pay the price. the thing about american comedy at its best, it does cross lines and that's why it holds up a mirror to american society and why we love american comics, from lenny bruce to, all the way to chris rock. that's the best of american comedy. but if you're going to look at cancel culture, day again, look at it in terms of the politics

of today where cancel culture is a big grievance on the right. liz cheney just got canceled for speaking the truth, meanwhile marjorie taylor greene is making hitler-like comments but she doesn't get canceled so you bet to start saying, are we talking about comedy and the american tradition where are we about something that's just fits your political taste at the moment? >> dagen: we are talking about in comedy, jesse. nothing is off-limits because humor humor and laughter actually make the worst situation, even tragedies, bearable. >> jesse: right, so, i think greg touched on it a little bit, seth rogen is talking about himself, his pal james franco was accused of a lot of misconduct by women who were maybe even 17 and at the time seth rogen made a joke about it and now years later after the allegations have become a lot more credible and a lot more,

he's now apologized for making that joke but -- comedians are complaining about cancel culture, they are complaining about woke culture because woke culture kills comedy and makes everything boring, they're not getting any edgy material anymore. when the edges here, everyone just hangs out here now. the edge has come back so far no one is pushing it. eddie murphy, george carlin, they are not complaining that their jokes didn't aid welcome at their jokes aged beautifully, like dana perino. >> dana: what you need, what you need? >> jesse: anything. >> greg: i can't tell if that was a compliment or not. >> dagen: i will just end with this, you mentioned eddie murphy

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♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back, time for "the fastest" while scientists worked on solving that pesky problem known as death, there's a new age of human life you can aim for, researchers think it's possible you can live to be 150 years old. dana, as jesse pointed out, you have been aging beautifully. if you can live to be 150 but everything starts falling apart at 90. >> dana: that's what i was thinking, at what point can you say, well, i'd like to be maybe this age, whatever it may be, can i be this healthy and feel like this? until i'm 125? maybe it's not such a bad deal but i don't know, i don't think i do very well, my grandmother

lived to be i think until 104. to be around a while, guys. >> greg: that's privilege. if we live until 150 that means adolescents will be until one 5. b3 i wouldn't mind living again, 20-50. 120-150 is a long time to be standing in the early bird line. >> greg: you want to get the extension upfront, not not on the back end. >> jesse: you got to stretch the use out over the 150 year span to make it worthwhile. >> greg: i have a theory, day again, would you like to hear it? the longer the life span, the less likely you will participate in activities that can cut your

life short. if you are a rock climber and you fall and you die at 35, maybe you miss 40-50 years of your future life but if you know you're going to live to 150, the loss would be far greater, therefore you would spend almost all of your time indoors in kind of a padded suit because you know, imagine if you could live forever, you would never go outside because the only thing that could kill you would be an accident. i think about this a lot, day again, it's why i don't do anything. >> dagen: i live that life. i never go outside. i sit in air conditioning. but listen, i am about a third of the way to this 150, roughly, and it takes me a half an hour to get out of bed in the morning. the bottom has fallen out, literally and figuratively. >> dana: [laughs] >> dagen: and i don't want to live that long.

>> greg: there is some kind of weird seeker with people who are old, you know there's a study, dana, that says that if you make it to age 70 you are more likely to make it to age 80, did you know that? >> dana: that's good enough for anybody. >> greg: if you don't make it to 70 -- >> dana: you talked about this, greg, if you don't eat so much sugar, that will extend your life. but you can still do a lot of drugs, according to greg. >> greg: all right, i've got to go. "one more thing" is up next, enjoy it, if you will. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ it's time now for one more thing and i have an announcement. this is my last day hosting "the

five." covid taught me a lot of lessons as the show goes back to the new york studio i will be staying in d.c. i will be working for fox out of washington. my work as a fox news political analyst will continue. you know, it's been going on seven years since i have been an host of this show. the show's popularity has grown every single year. so, thank you. thank you so much to you, the viewers, thank you. >> dana: juan, okay, wait, juan, that's not going to be it. we have a little something for you. watch, everyone. >> juan: okay. >> juan: hello, everyone, i'm juan williams. >> juan: hello, everyone, i'm juan williams. it's 5:00 in new york city: will it's a girl oh my gosh it's a boy. [laughter] >> jesse: juan and i went out until 3:00 a.m. to the black eyes peas concert we bonded that

night and we will never forget it. >> juan: this is the home of the washington football team. >> jesse: redskins. >> juan: little boy little boy juan i'm going to the all star game did can you believe it? i love the graham cracker part. it's worth the price of admission. >> jesse: juan lost it. >> juan: can i leap across the table and hug you? [laughter] >> juan: you should dom d.c. do you realize what those sessions would be like. my pal said red did not go with my friday purple jacket. >> jesse: you look great. >> juan: up to me i would wear a lot of sweatpants, sweat boots. take a look at this. >> juan: keeping up with the family tradition by dressing up in matching sweat suits. here is the whole crew dressed in identical track suits. >> jesse: oh my gosh.

>> emily: i got a matching one for myself. [laughter] >> juan: time now for friday fun, one more thing. happiness, it's time for one more thing. time for some fun one more thing. all right, jesse, this opening is for you, it's a bird, it's a plane. no, it's a giant vulture, no, it's a bird, it's a plane. no, this time it's the super moon. it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's a meteor. >> it's a bird, it's a plane. no, it's me on vacation. >> it's a bird, it's a plane. it's a guy in a jet pack? >> juan: dana, you stole my line it's a bird, it's a plane. that's my line. >> jesse: happy birthday, you have your bread pudding. not bread pudding, banana pudding. >> juan: what a pleasure to celebrate here with my "the five" family and all of you out there watching. ♪ ♪ >> dana: it's a real honor and pleasure to work with you, juan. we are glad you made a good decision for yourself and for your family and you will be

missed but not too far away. i bet you are going to be on "america's newsroom." >> jesse: maybe not "watters' world" but i'm going to miss you, juan. maybe we will see each other at the black eyed peas concert. >> juan: that was fun. >> dana: thank you, juan. >> juan: that's it for us. "special report" is up next. >> bret: hey, juan, congratulations. we welcome you in d.c. with open arms. come on back. >> juan: thank you so much. >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. tonight we are covering several developing stories officials in san jose, california say an employee opened fire at mass transit rail yard today killing 8 people then himself. no known motive. we will have a live report from there just shortly. also tonight, fox has new polls out. americans say they believe there is more crime across the country right now than a year ago. and, also, in their own neighborhoods. almost three quarters of americans, 73% felt that