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that '54 shooting of five members of congress by puerto rican nationalists? january 6th was terrible and criminals have been apprehended. but let's not say it's on par with actual terrorist attacks. that's all the time we have for tonight. greg gutfeld takes it all from here. >> i that in such good response from people, it's been so much fun doing it. >> california is the fifth largest economy in the world. it's bigger than russia. >> a lot to figure out. >> thank you for your time today. >> our person studio guest since covid. making history. >> history right here, i love this! >> nice to see you again in person. nice to see both of you. >> greg: what the hell? that's not the first woman bill hemmer has stolen from me. [cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪ >> greg: she promised that i would be first! she promised me! >> saving it for last, greg. >> greg: the wheaties box went to her head buried >> you've got to work your way up. >> greg: there's nothing funnier to watch a media scrambling to cover their messes, slight watering -- take cnn, the conspiracy not network which spent four years calling anyone who disagreed with them a bigot. they flooded the media zone with impeachment theater and anti-trump a stereo that kept everyone busy as the coronavirus bread. their emotional despair of a trump pushed the most destructive man-made disaster in history into a dark corner where blossomed like a pot plant in kat's bedroom window. and when the virus took off, the media, along with the w.h.o.,
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concluded it wasn't a lab leak before they seriously even investigated it. they labeled it a loony conspiracy theory because, like the nba, they'd rather rip trump then defend china. so now what do these clowns do when that narrative is collapsed? you know, i don't think they blame trump, do you? >> and for trump, the question of the lab theory was less about finding the truth and more about finding a scapegoat as he made racist comments, deflecting from his own poor political performance and coincided with higher rates of hate crimes against asian-americans. >> greg: that sounds an awful lot like a defensive dodge. sure sure, yeah, we were wrong but it doesn't matter because the guy who is right is a big meanie. just for fun let's pretend this is the one time cnn is right. can't a president be wrong in the media still investigate a legitimate story simultaneously? you follow? even if there are opinions true about trump, it doesn't explain why the media didn't do its job.
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the lab leak theory was more plausible than blaming a wet market pangolin, but it was portrayed like it was up [indiscernible]'s dream diary. that's on the news, that's not on trump. i don't claim to be edward r. murrow, i'm closer to edward munster. in height and we both wear black shorts. but even as a commentator, i'm way more objective than these bitter spinsters and i'll let you know what i'm talking out of my butt. cnn can't do that because it's all butt all the time. look at their lineup, it's a whole lot of crack and when i say broken, they are actually broken. the trump era caused an entire news network to fall apart like a perfectly cooked pork shoulder or a wet burrito. as you can tell, i'm hungry. [laughter] but at least i'm not thirsty like this fella. >> on the right they are all about it, why? >> the more this is about china
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being sneaky, the less it is about our leadership failing under trump. so the byproduct of that is fueling hate towards innocent people of asian descent. you know that that's the reason why we've had an uptick in the assaults. but it's all about the game. >> greg: oh, my god, he really is morphing into ron burgundy. i can't blame him! >> how dare you. >> greg: i know that was bad, i apologize to ron burgundy even though he's a fictitious character. but even if cuomo was right about trump 'his intentions, it's still irrelevant. you should still investigate a plausible cause to the worst medical disaster since joan adler's tummy tuck. instead, these bozos leaked the calls for investigating the lab to asian hate crime. increase in crime came from a decrease in accountability following the defund the police pushed buried nobel, early releases due to covid, cities no
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longer prosecuting theft, unstable characters on mp streets targeting the old and vulnerable and cuomo thinks that has to do with trump? how longer for the tell us that trump was on the grassy knoll in dallas? how long before they tell us he killed kurt cobain? maybe chris is deflecting blame from his brother again. but this is what happens when you have only one tool in the toolkit and you've got a tool operating it. what these dopes are saying is purely based on their residual trumped arrangement. doesn't matter if trump was onto something, his intent was so bad, that's enough to ignore it. cnn wasn't alone, other people mocked the theory only because trump and pompeo were onto it early. they're literally explaining to you how media prejudiced against trump biased their coverage. the more it's china's fault, the less they can blame trump. i'll admit trump has said some crazy stuff but when he was right he was right. on the bigger stuff from the vaccines to china in the first
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place to the middle east, hell, to running for resident in the first place. we all laughed at that. he's got a way better track record that are gloriously awful and very bitter media. so you want to talk to flexion? now we're being told of the biden white house shut down an inquiry into the theory that china's bio weapon program may have played a role in unleashing this pandemic. why? well, it was launched by the biden -- the trumpet minister asian and isn't that reason enough? instead, what do they want to investigate? what really went down on januar. yeah, because the media hasn't squeezed enough feverish content out of that story, so rather than investigate what could have killed millions of people, they want to relive january 6th for their own amusement, which means if and when another lab experiment goes bad, who can we blame nine? well, like a portable toilet, it's best if you don't look into it. [scattered applause]
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welcome tonight's guests! she puts the rat in radiology, author of the new book "panic attack" my doctor nicole saphier! he told his over driver to only make right turns. right turn strategy president [indiscernible]. her favorite vitamins are, c, and ecstasy but this contributor [indiscernible]! [scattered applause] and he's a mountain of a man and well worth the climb. the host of enough set on fox nation, tyrus! [scattered applause] i go to you first. it's been a long time, buddy. >> i know. >> greg: you still at the same. >> i don't know why you never call any more. >> greg: it's because i never really liked you. let's get to the point here, should the press eat crow or should the crows eat the press?
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>> i'm good with either one. what's so amazing is watching maggie haberman on cnn this week actually admitting that the reason why they didn't actually follow through and investigate whether it was a lab leak was because trump said it, so it became political so of course they doubted it, of course they railed against it. and also, why is it less racist to say it came from a wet market in wuhan senate is to say that it was a lab leak? i don't understand. >> everything trump says is racist. >> everything is always about trump. they can't stop. >> greg: how they smeared the glorious wet markets. their customer base just got sliced in half, much like their pangolin's they sell. i hear the penguins are delicious. they eat the scales, which is
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something to think about. dr. saphier, i don't even know where i'm going with this. are you disturbed by the way they treated this theory as some kind of conspiracy theory? >> greg, i can tell you i was a target of that media hit campaign when i was asked about what are the possible origins of the virus, which is why there's an entire chapter of it in my book, because the truth is important to people and yes, wet markets, disgusting places. you have animals, you have humans and it makes sense. that's how a lot of local outbreaks and pathogens occur. >> greg: there is a plausible [indiscernible] there. >> of course, a natural spillover is possible but the fact you have the wuhan it's visual virology -- >> greg: down the block! >> 10 miles away and they are the global leader of coronavirus research. they also have published that they have the most genetically-similar coronavirus that's circulating as sars-cov-2 where it now. so of course we are going to ask questions but i was destroyed by the media saying i was wrong, antiscience.
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everything i was saying was just promoting conspiracy theories. >> the response, i saw the sort of correction saying now that more information has emerged she's not totally insane. more information has emerged, right? but it's not new that as you mentioned this just so happen to happen, the outbreak started in and only in the one place where there was this lab that had been studying bats and coronavirus' for years and it was so good at attacking humans, almost as if it had been engineered to do so. i got a scientist, i'm also not a doctor, like you, but imagine if there was like a giraffe walking around the bronx and he seemed really comfortable with humans and someone was like "maybe that's the giraffe from the meet and greet with the animals at the bronx zoo." like nobody would be like "you lunatic, where did you think of that conspiracy theory" but that's exactly what the media did accept they also added racist. >> greg: i was going to say it's kind of like imagine in a tiny small town there's a
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fireworks explosion, right? and they go "where could it be, let's not go to the fireworks factory." [laughter] i think it happened at the convent. the nuns, the barrel bombs and bottle rockets under their habits! their nasty habits smack their nasty habits, cyrus, what is wrong with me? by the way, you talked to caitlin today, did she ask about me? >> first of all, just say no i big laked her. i was like excuse me, olympian, pardon me. and she was like hey, tyrus, i'm a huge fan. who's that guy that cohosts with you sometimes? and i'm like bill hemmer? , he's fine, why are you ducking the show gimmick are you scared? and she said yeah, she's nervous. so she's going -- you know, she's going to start of the ground up, you know how it works, you want to get on the
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big show, you start at "hannity." you get an american newsroom. then maybe you do a waters world and at some point you get a call from our guy who says "you made it" and then you come on. that's how it works. i know she wanted preferential treatment because of the olympian and running for governor but on the "gutfeld!" show we don't play that. you don't just get to walk up all in here -- no! >> greg: i like that are show intimidates the world's racist athletes. like sheep -- i think she one maximal lipid metals. >> but you know, it's now. as far as metals and awards going -- for some reason we don't qualify for anything. our numbers are there. all kinds of enemies and stuff, maybe even an oscar for smiling at a lot of jokes. but the whole point of this whole thing -- i usually agree, no new information was discovered.
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>> greg: true. >> it's just "he was right" and breaking as i was walking through the hotel -- breaking news that biden -- president biden in his wisdom has decided 90 days to figure this out. >> greg: right, that's true. >> so even though he will not admit that the former administration was correct in their assumptions and we need to investigate it full regalia or he'll say we will investigate it really good after soup, then he says 90 days. which is a small victory. >> let's be serious at this point. any evidence that would have been there is gone. whether it was destroyed or it's just gone. they're not going to come to a conclusion. >> the same clumsy guy was probably going to do it again. you know it's that first-year internet got in because of his uncle. >> greg: or the [indiscernible] you didn't like. >> nothing to see here. >> greg: the nephew you don't like coming or going to go work
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♪ ♪ >> greg: bad news for fans of greco-roman team canoeing. a major japanese newspapers called for the 2020 when bixby canceled due to rising covid cases buried heartbreaking news for athletes who spent the past four years preparing to beat their drug tests. officials claim the games could be held safely with thousands of
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athletes entering japan along with judges, sponsors, media, and of course [indiscernible]. ♪ ♪ wouldn't be the same without it. he always has a backstage pass. the west edge of artman has issued a level 4 do not travel advisory. that's the strictest morning. it's just under level 5 which is only issued if godzilla arrives with his son cory. ♪ ♪ cory looks a lot like frank luntz. just my -- if the games fall through it would be the first on picks cancellation since world war ii. that's the second world war, kat. meanwhile, back in chicago a mexican restaurant is offering an unrestricted vaccinated-only
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section to work around covid guidelines. patience with proof -- patrons with approval we we issued a neon pink wristband and be allowed to mingle like prepandemic human beings. the rest face distancing rules and partitions just like cattle at the stockyard. does any of this work? even the cdc admits indoor transmission rates are low whether you're 6 feet or 60 feet away, but it does give people a way to feel smarter, better, and cleaner than the unwashed masses. bottom line, whether you are faxed or not, everyone chicago puts their pants on the same way, crouched down, dodging gunfire. so, how do you feel about the separation thing, the vaccine segregation? >> to be honest, i hate it. i think it's just breeding another form of this termination and i don't understand why people continue to neglect the fact that there is a large amount of natural immunity. just because you acknowledge national immunity it doesn't mean you're anti-vax, it just means you are following the
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science and we have just as much data showing natural immunity can be just as strong as the vaccine induced very you're going to people with their pink wristbands like they are in a nightclub, 21 years old again like they have a vaccine. the vaccines aren't 100% either so you can have someone in that group who actually the vaccine didn't work on and then you can have those with natural immunity were being discriminated against or probably safer than them. it's ridiculous at this point. >> the left is looking for the next mask. they're looking for the next virtue signal. >> something they can give us to hold on that they are better and smarter than the dirty unwashed masses. the cdc has set up your fully vaccinated then you're safe, so who cares? >> greg: rights. >> you should feel comfortable going into eating surrounded by people who haven't been vaccinated. they are the ones who are at risk, why would you have to segregate people out? except those people want to feel better than others. >> greg: by the way, you know what you could do, when you find
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that those "beware the dog" signs, you could just go buy the little bracelet. that's how i get into clubs. [scattered laughter] well, some clubs. >> i'm not playing. >> greg: a club where you only wear a bracelet. >> this club or you want that club? >> greg: have a theory, you're going to like this theory. >> are you sure? >> greg: yes. i think we should allow the mystery of whether you are vaccinated or not to permeate in restaurants because that will cause waiters to spend less time at each table because the spread is directly related to the amount of time you spend with somebody. it's like 15 minutes leads to transmission or something like that, but if the waiter doesn't know, tyrus, then they have to take your order faster and move to the next table so you actually increase the productivity of the restaurant help. what you make of that? i came up with that this morning in the shower.
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>> i'm just [indiscernible]. >> greg: should i come back to you? >> yeah, you're climbing mountains, your showering -- >> greg: i like to plant images in people's heads. >> gosch, man. okay, i'm back. i'm all right. i fought through it, breakthrough, proud of myself. this is the ploy that the democratic party is going to run the entire time because a lot of the reasons why they got such a huge up in votes was because they convinced that they were going to be the party that fixes this and cures this and they had all the answers and it was hugs and smiles and information and no stuff. in your hundred days you're gone, you're in trouble. so of course you need a bracelet to separate and then it will be then you need a special hat. it's going to continue. then there's the vaccinated and unvaccinated and then let's not forget those half vaccinated is running around. they went in those -- just ran
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off in the world. dangerous, we got to find them. we got to mark them and the reason why they didn't get the second shot, you want to know why? there racist. a person of color and there were like oh, hell no, you ain't giving me to go. i can make this stuff up for as long as you want but i'm not allowed to work for the cdc. what scares me is the people who are working for the cdc are making up stuff like bracelets and special sections. you get the vaccine, you've still got to wear a mask. or don't, or whatever. how are we doing this week? bad? no masks. we need mouth guards. that's the only way they will see reelection. >> greg: last word to you, cat, we haven't talked about the limbic's, i find the olympics very repetitive, not visually appealing. the elliptic activities in the summer olympics are usually the weak sports. let's face it, track. track is weak. >> there's no hockey, so no one
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cares. >> greg: that's right. i am and what i said. track is very hard, kat. if you're going to -- the olympics if they don't have them? >> no. >> greg: no? >> i feel bad for everybody who trained so hard. from what i've heard about, you know, gymnasts, for example, that's not exactly something you can do well into your 40s. they told me that when i signed up for classes. >> greg: you've got one year left. >> that's true, yes, i am always significantly older than i really am in your eyes. but i'm not going to miss them, no, because i'd rather watch -- there's no murder in them, they're not interesting. >> greg: so director hate mail to kat, who are beasley is not patriotic enough to support our american athletes. >> all right, i hate america. >> greg: you hate america and you love murder. disgusting. up next, comedy advice from
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♪ ♪ >> greg: is he bowing to the mob to keep his acting job? actor seth rogen, if that's his real name, says he doesn't understand comedians who complain about council culture. it's a topic of a new 47-part series that i'm calling "seth rogen privilege." [scattered laughter] >> greg: terrible impression. seth rogen privilege is the only segment on tv that looks at how an obedient leftist can say cancel culture doesn't exist i'm a because he's an obedient leftist and i'm your host, tilda swinton. during an interview on good money britain -- they have mornings in britain? he was asked about moments from his past films that may now be considered offensive. he noted that some stuff hasn't aged well, which is long, but then he got on his high [bleep] horse and went after comedians who take issue with being bashed for old material saying "when i see comedians combining about this kind of thing, i don't understand what their complain
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about" and he also added this. >> saying terrible things is bad so if you said something terrible, then that's something you should confront in some way, shape, or form. i don't think that's cancel culture, that's you saying something terrible if that's what you've done. >> greg: he makes a great point. why should people with no sense of humor in the present take jokes from the past seriously? art is best when people are terrified. look at all those great comedians that came from the soviet union or cuba or venezuela or north korea. but hey, it's not like seth has anything to worry about. just ask his friend james franco. who he sold down the river, kat, the moment there was trouble! >> he was disingenuous here, not only was he wrong -- obviously he's wrong because then he said people need to be -- feel free to joke about anything even if it's [indiscernible] the left of the most. but it was also disingenuous for them to say look, i don't know what the big deal is. if you made a joke that aged terribly, just say that. like as if everyone mad about it will just go "oh, okay, that's
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fine, don't worry about it, buddy." it's not that simple. people are mad about it just -- they were on people's career and their lives, he made it seem like it's that simple. he knows it's not. >> greg: it was a weird kind of skirting of the issue. that's another thing he did that bothers me. it's when the argument is -- it's basically never been a problem for me kind of argument, but it will be, but it's not right now. >> let's also -- is not really in the game anymore. his type of comedy and humor we enjoyed -- i enjoyed -- i thought his movies were clever and fun it wasn't serious and a lot of it showed the worst side of guys sometimes and we could all laugh at it, you know? and then he gets to a point now he says those things but he's not taking those chances and risks anymore. there's a perfect example. "saturday night live," which is pretty much unwatchable these days, the best segment they had with the biggest laughs they had is when the two comedians wrote
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each other's jokes and of course the white guy was made to look racist by the black eye and et cetera, but you left your ass off because it was just comedy. and no one was like how could you stay that soft, black superman with [indiscernible]. everyone laughs, a steel instead of -- good education. but the point is it was like it was okay, everyone laughed. so for him to sit there and be like yeah, it's not a big deal, started having to write checks for some of his early movies because it offended somebody or gave them the make love and confused me on how to get alcohol as an adult, people will pull that. so he's off the game. >> greg: it's easy for him because he is so far removed. it was happening when observe and report was. it would be feeling different. >> absolutely. this is all about one thing, james franco. he gave an interview a couple weeks ago he was asked about james franco and he said i don't
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have any plans to work with him in the future currently. try to get around trying to answer anything about all the stuff that james franco has been accused of and he got raked over the coals in the left-wing media for not coming out and attacking james franco. so he's afraid they're coming for him next, so this is like the hostage take. this is like please don't shoot me, please don't come for me next and it's pathetic. by the way, you've got people out there like bill burke, dave chappelle, or actually funny, or pushing back against this ridiculous cancel culture and then you've got seth rogen, was willing to sacrifice his friends and sacrifice his art if it means he continues to cash checks. >> [indiscernible]. yeah. >> greg: are you ever worried that you might get canceled because you showed up as you are a doctor and then you show up on fox, do you get any for that? speak of course i do. i feel like i've walked on a very narrow tight rope for the last 15 months and luckily, you know, i speak -- everything that
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i say, may be my opinion may go against the grain but everything i say is backed up by facts. i might just like a coming or what -- like dr. fauci will say, my gut feeling. no, it's because i'm reading and i also read the data and i'm not -- what's happening right now with the current recommendations and you know, when it comes to all of this and seth rogen -- it's great now because he's behind a camera so he doesn't have to go out there but by him saying this he's kind of just like kowtowing to the wokeness by just saying, again, they are allowing people to be afraid of what they're going to say. laughter is cheap medicine. if are going to get away from comedy and comedic movies and everything else and people are going to be so paralyzed in fear from offending people, i mean, that's just going to be a very sad moving forward. >> greg: he picked a side and it's not the site he should have picked. >> and he's already made it. he's a made man. >> greg: he should've been thinking about the young comics that are broke and are making it like -- he's like i live in a great house in malibu or wherever. this is not my problem.
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jamaica. heartbeat of the world. let's go. ♪ ♪ >> greg: portland burns as peaceful protesting returns. is it a liberal-run locale or a deep circle and hell? it's getting hard to tell. the city process keeps smelling like smoke because their leaders are an absolute joke. this is like a long poem. portland cops declared a riot last night as they arrest people for smashing windows, lighting fires and throwing frozen water bottles, eggs, and even metal road spikes officers to mark the one anniversary of george floyd's death. it also collided with a previously scheduled nightly rights. all of them peacefully of course by peaceful activists were peacefully active. did i mention it was peaceful chemically say about 200 people gathered outside the [indiscernible] justice center. some sprayed graffiti, some
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shouted "burn it down," some lit a dumpster on fire. why are they always so mad at dumpsters? they made quite a mess or is msnbc called it a brilliant piece of performance art that should be nominated for nobel prizes. the crowd later marched to city hall and smashed some of its windows or as cnn is reporting, they kindly volunteered to renovate the building to increase airflow and make it more covid safe. stick around for when they rip the doors off to make it handicap accessible. all right, tyrus, why don't you think this happens where you live? why is it portland? >> because big man walks with big gun. because we -- we get it. unfortunately -- and we call things what they are in the adult world. there's nothing protest or peaceful about this. this is rioting and looting. this makes zero sense. i couldn't have been happier with the outcome of george floyd. we saw progress, we saw a police officer being held accountable, so on the anniversary, you would
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celebrate one, his life, if it was important to you, and two, that we saw a major moment in justice in this country. so why burn it down when you got what we wanted? we wanted accountability, we wanted a fair trial. we didn't want the jurors to give the benefit of the doubt just because they are a law officer. literally you got everything you asked for and then you still tried to burn -- burn it down, the system doesn't work. police officer is in jail forever. we got it. but that's not what it's about. it has nothing to do with george floyd. it sounds nice when they report it, it sounds nice when we have to say peaceful protest -- no, these are thugs and looters were looking for an excuse to burn things down because they don't want to work and they've been allowed to do it. >> greg: that's the thing, it's the lack of account ability. if i were young and i knew that i could go out every night and just [bleep] up, i don't know
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what young greg gutfeld would do, but i don't think he would be sitting at home. >> no, absolutely not and neither would young chris barron. why don't we just give them what they want? they want anarchy, i'm willing to give up the border wall if we build a wall around portland and just say "had added, we are done. police are out, you want this, you got it." >> greg: that would be nice. >> that would last one week. they would be screaming for the police like they were in seattle. "officers, getting there." >> greg: unless you decide to film it and turn it into a tv show. instead of a deal and picks it's called like "antifa versus society." >> they had one it's called portlandia. they can just revamp it to give a realistic portrayal of what it is. it's this state of chaos mixed with this homeless epidemic and they're getting huge federal funds to fix it. so where is that going? >> greg: yeah, that's true. you know, kat, i believe this is
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a cause of like an outside self-esteem movement needing this lack of account ability. you have people believing they can do whatever they want destroying things because they can't themselves achieve anything of merit. what you say to that theory? >> i agree, i think it's awesome how the mayor was just so concerned about making all these concessions. i know it where you're coming from a male just started streaming "[bleep] you." it's not that, located. what do they want, what to they want? they have what they want. what they want is to set things on fire! >> greg: exactly. but it's like the mayor and all these democrats thought it was going to end with trump. tyrus 'his point, it had nothing to do with trump. they fed the crocodile and now the crocodile is even hungrier, it wants to eat everybody. >> and you sprinkle a little social justice virtue. they are doing it for the good fight. we won the fight, we knocked him out of the first round.
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>> greg: she came to fight on a 90 minute flight but was swinging fists put her on the no-fly list. southwest airlines may have stopped serving nuts but they're still selling them tickets. southwest airlines flight attendant recently got two teeth knocked out by a female passenger. this would never happen on the bus where the crew was already toothless. doctor, i never should have used your joke. the blooding encounter happened aboard a san diego-bound flight from sacramento. needless to say, the woman became enraged after she was asked to keep her seat belt thousands of up to the plane is moving. after landing, she turned violent before being taken to police custody and she is also being stripped of her frequent fighter miles. that's a stupid joke. now asking people to wear a seat belt is statistically more dangerous than flying. nearly 500 so-called passenger misconduct incidents have been reported on southwest flight. in the past month alone.
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i guess criminals aren't the only place criminals are taking advantage of no cops. what is it about flying that brings out the worst in people? like so much high-altitude gas. someone could make a killing if they put all these airplane flights into one video. luckily, we already did. >> are you ready to take a nonstop flight to [indiscernible]? do you like to see shopping, punching, scratching, fighting and hair pulling? the fight flights volume 4. it's the ultimate mix tape of all your favorite mile high rumbles. see all the battles that were [indiscernible]. all your favorite fighters are here including [indiscernible], lady who tries to get off the plane before everyone else, confused ambien man in the tag team duo, arguing couple! the fastening seat belts are the only connection you will see on this. order now and we will throw in the bonus video, "the best of screwing toddlers." it's fight flights, volume 4.
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order now! [scattered applause] >> greg: doctor, a two-part medical question, what you think could be causing this increase in fighting? is in a mixed or of, say, alcohol or pharmaceuticals and altitude -- and part two, what is with the increase in flatulence on plane? i'm asking for a friend. >> that's a personal question are not going to answer that. that's a you thing and not a society -- >> greg: people at home know what i'm talking about. >> i'm going to be frustrated here because people are getting a little more unruly on airplanes and yes, you stick a bunch of people, strangers together with alcohol 30,000 feet above the ground, things get a little crazy but i'm going to put this a little bit on the airlines in the sense that they were very eager in the beginning of the pandemic -- >> greg: right. >> to say we have the best filtration system, it is still safe to fly. why don't they lead us out of the pandemic now and say we are going to be the first to find areas to say it is safe to
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remove your mask and i think that if you remove the 's off of people, you're going to see a lot less hostility because i don't know people have been traveling, it's really difficult to have the mask on for that long and beasley violence is never an answer. but i truly, truly think removing the face mask would be an amazing step forward for the industry. >> greg: we learned that the dash we learned that the masks did not stop it, so it's clear, kat, that masks don't work. is the answer, kat, more alcohol, not less connect >> yes, always! at least that's what i tell myself! >> greg: except driving. >> i just flew for the first time since the pandemic this past weekend and are not going to lie, it's worse. it's bad. the mask thing -- yeah, it sucks. also the airport employees were rude and unhelpful to a whole new level. i asked a woman for help and she told me to wait because she had to take some selfies first and then i had to sit there and
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watch her take like 11 selfies before she would help me, but the thing is -- and violence is usually not the answer, but it's never the answer in airports or airplanes because they have all the power and you have none. at other places if the customer is always right. on an airplane or an airport, if the customer is wrong, it's a federal crime. >> greg: imagine if the mayor of oregon had as much balls at some of these flight attendants. you can't do this. tyrus, you fly a lot. >> you force me to. every time i stay remote -- not on my show, click. i do travel, i traveled throughout the pandemic unscathed. this is a very simple thing. when i was a child and i was flown with whatever stepparent was around, it was very simple. this is expensive, act accordingly. the problem was is that the airlines made plane tickets cheap now. we always see the fights on
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southwest. >> always the middle seats. >> with the other one? >> spirit! >> we always see the fights on there. we need to start raising the prices on tickets because when peoples pay for something, they act right. when they get it for next to nothing, the active full, there's an excuse to hit somebody who could potentially save your life. you like it when they bring you your pretzels under drinks, but that's the person that's going to help your goofy ass get off the plane of the goes down and you just hit her in the mouth. the saddest part was the guys and made videos talk about what they're going to do. "i was about to get up and say something but then she hit her and i was like oh --" i wouldn't even allow some to get to that point. the problem is no account ability and cheap tickets get cheat people who do bad things. >> greg: when something is pricey, people would get dressed up -- when i go to the buffet at bob evans, i put on a coat and tie. >> he does. >> greg: is not cheap, bob evans. >> i'll tell you what the real
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problem is, people have been caged up for 15 months. >> greg: not a problem for me. >> again, that's personal. but now people are finally getting out, airlines have made flying unbelievably uncomfortable to begin with. they made all the seats smaller, there is no legroom, you don't get any snacks anymore. you get nothing, you've got to put on the masks. it is a toxic environment flying right now, people are little crazy. and violence almost is never the answer. >> greg: violence is never the answer except when it's me. i'm kidding. up next, tyrus has a huge announcement! ♪ ♪ (vo) ideas exist inside you, electrify you. they grow from our imagination, but they can't be held back. they want to be set free. to make the world more responsible, and even more incredible. ideas start the future, just like that.
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