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state to teach my children how to play backgammon. he recommended the best hikes and he talked a little politics. my youngest boy said that foste look like a cowboy, and he did. happy trails, foster. godspeed. >> ashley, back over to your beat at the white house, you ge some fantastic and extensive reporting this weekend. on joe biden, who he is in his life and his taste. >> joe biden -- he eats chop salad with grilled chicken and legs gatorade and homemade chocolate chip cookies. >> i agree, brian, that is some extensive reporting for the foo network. applause.
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all right, in the old days if you wanted an answer for some something it went to this. or this. or this. yes. that's how i learned to play doctor. don't worry, it was with ragged andy, but the one thing everybody had was a set of encyclopedias. every time you have homework, and you copied answers word for word from their pages, no calle the biden method. then you discover the library, the magical place filled with strange artifacts called books. they were heavy. you turn the pages noted to rea them. of course libraries are different now. they are not close. they are just that a baseball for the homeless. you don't see a lot of massage is going on in there.
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mostly the do-it-yourself kind. i don't make the rules. but that was really the first search engine except there was no engine, just the library and whose hair bun could stop a bullet. now getting information seems easier, the whole world is in the palm of your hand come all the greatest literary works, physics, geometry, plus and lists eclipse of squirrels. and for some reason we still can't find the truth. why is that? because even though we think we are in control, we aren't. we now have everything at our fingertips, but it is the tech giants who decide that we can they cannot touch. take the lab leaked very. it was just an idea, a plausibl one, but it was treated as something more, dangerous stupidity, active races some against lebron's favorite country, but yesterday facebook lifted its ban on comments regarding the theory, and did you even know that there was a ban on it and the first place? i had no idea. it is weird. it is like finding out that the
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phone company has been screenin your calls. so you don't get any more from maple because you still think elvis is alive and living above the bowling alley. so if you have thoughts about the pandemic origins and it didn't meet the tech giant's assumptions, it would disappear like kathy griffin's career, al under the guise of fact checking . that bony fact checking process which is actually camouflaged a censorship. it's not just facebook, twitter or youtube, they become the world's hall monitors. their private companies but are no bigger than countries and controlled the primary spigot o information. so he who is burying -- and who is it meant the. obviously the chinese government , who would prefer using the pandemic game from a pangolin or a bad, but it is no on china. we went to the accused for comment. >> i haven't been able to get a job since this pandemic. is like i'm saxophone player after the '80s ended.
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i drink all day now and watch animal planet. i'm hoping to see one of my friends on tv. anyway, love the "gutfeld!" show . congratulations on your continued success. joe mathews sure seems cool. i would like to see more shows on insects and voter fraud. >> i will have you know i never socked human blood. i have no answers. now i just drink all day and hope and they mention me by name . it is kevin. i love the show, great, althoug i find kat libertarianism to be unpredictable. what a lie no, i'm just a bat. >> that has got hurt, kat. the lab leak theory would make china responsible for millions of deaths, which no one could say because global health officials are terrified of chin ban kat is also friday. now it's too late. the evidence is gone and the media called the theory of wack
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conspiracy, like the moon landing was stage or the set fires -- the fact is calling it a conspiracy silences this faster than at m95 mask. and with the pandemic fairy, ou media dismissed of that up and bothering to look at the evidence, preferring instead to mock those who put. >> the question about the wuhan lab, we know it has been debunked. agencies have been hacked with investigating one out trump's most favorite conspiracy theories. >> he still pushing the theory despite findings that that is not true. >> you've probably heard from a corner it the right that there' a theory that the coronavirus escaped from the lab. none of the facts matter becaus they like that. the trumpet ministration so desperately grasping at straws trying to find someone to blame. >> somebody has been grasping a his straw. now, the real culprit in all of this is the media elite makes
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snap judgments about people the believe are inferior, the very thing they accuse us bigots of doing. if you're critical of china, wh else was like that, trump. so you are probably a trump are. if you are a trump are, i'm jus some -- who thinks taxes are too high and boca some is not -- can always your info from evil fox news, meaning you are my kind of people. those who ask too many good questions and that more right than wrong, but when they can n longer deny that you are right, what are they say? >> trump is blaming the chinese from the beginning because he was using them as scapegoats fo it happens to be true that it comes from wuhan, that was just a lucky break on his part. he took a guess, in my opinion. >> joy has never been right on anything, including her first name. >> they did the opposite and lined up opponents to insult those that don't get harmed by
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political or financial game. the origin of the virus matters because we don't want this to happen again. we need safeguards other than base and puerile. we maybe we can punish those responsible one day perhaps child -- china would have been more helpful. is probably too late for all of that, but it is never too late to leave facebook. but don't tweet about it, just do it. >> welcome tonight's gas. director and author of -- dr. susan schneider. his wit is drier than a pretzel and a tanning bed, western razor .com posts man david angelo. he has had all the best comedy clubs.
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and she felt that the betty for clinic was byob. before i get to you and dr. snyder, we talk about the facts. what is this razor spokesman that you are a comedian. razor spokesman, what you doing with your life. like comedy itself. >> we are in a new era right now . this is so bizarre. if you're not doing any more comedy? >> i stop right before this show . >> all right, all right. let's get to dr. schneider. how do you feel about the way the tech giants have dealt with this whole issue? >> well, do you mean the issue about the wuhan virus in particular? i'm concerned. a lot of people in pharma who
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know the biology know that wuha does have a facility, the level 4 facility, the only one in china actually is fair. so a lab leak theory was always deemed incredible been incredible among the experts, t the best of my knowledge. so i think that there is a substantial issue about what we call the window. that's what its it's called. it this window up what is socially legitimate to talk about, like cnn or fox. and so we need to ask why it wa not okay when things were announced a few days ago becaus if you look at the academic literature on the subject of pandemics and genetic alteratio of viruses, people have been saying for years that there is the potential for a lab leak. >> are we supposed to worry if
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it is socially legitimate befor messiah? [indiscernible] >> i'll tell you one thing, kat if i wanted start my own pandemic, i'm doing near a wet market. that way it gives the plausible deniability. china, what city has both a wet market and a lab that spreads viruses. >> it's great that it just became it's the wet market, it' the wet market. i don't like it ever being called a conspiracy. how is the conspiracy. there's this outbreak of this that coronavirus that happened outside a lab that has been collecting coronavirus coronavirus for years. maybe it came from there. that's reasoning and they are blocking that. it's truly insane. >> who should, as a follow-up question, kat, take your time t answer. you get 30 seconds. who has the responsibility of labeling something a conspiracy?
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where does the start? who was the first person to do that? >> i think they should be doing that because i think it is facebook. i see a lot of crazy stuff on facebook. i think everybody has seen a lo of crazy stuff on facebook. i don't even know how i know that guy anymore. that it's interesting to watch and it is crash and burn. you always run the risk. this is even more concerning because this when he could've predicted given the fact that i is really not a conspiracy theories so much as using your thinking. >> i'm wondering, david, could you sell your razors at a wet market? you're going to have to shape the back. >> i'm going to get the stand down there in wuhan. as soon as they reopen, i'm going to have a home. i'm going to have to merge out there. >> what you think the pandemic came from in the lab? >> do we need colombo on this? you've got a lab and it is a coronavirus thing. that's the city where the thing
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started. i'm not an expert. like you said, what more do we need to hear on that. and if a divisiveness like he's the case now. that's nice, i'm happy that, yeah, yeah, yeah. he looks like he is part of an active medical experiment right now. he looks like, biden looks like he's got energy or somebody tha just hit him with a tranquilize and he's trying to fight it off. he's like, come on, man, come on . okay, all right. >> it's interesting though, joe because if we went with the wuhan lab theory, the united states could've been responsibl too, because they find it so maybe it's not just china, it could be our very own country. the calls coming from inside th house and reminds me of a horro
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movie don't remember. >> there might be of a summer job. it was et on the paper route. he made a great point that this whole thing a baby it was the marketed if you pull back the camera right across the street, this deadly virus warehouse in the window is open and there is a chair propping the door open. for some reason or media post that interested in that because their science was if trump says one thing, that we must believe the other. the official lineup that chines communist party, is like lookin at the total from tiananmen square in saying this was a parking dispute. it doesn't bode well for the next pandemic which, as you know , is scheduled for august and it's going to be blamed on sparrows. >> what you think about that? doesn't matter that we know wha the causes at this point becaus nothings going to happen? >> it really matters. the left should all --
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political polarization is bad. we should take each issue on it own and analyze it and have ope public discussion. so sensory issues as conspiracy theories, we've seen where that leads in this context. but we're still learning about social media. really there are so many. >> we are actually living on th worlds largest social experiment . >> we are. >> what's happening to you? >> you're reading my mind, grade . >> as the razor spokesman. >> we're in a social experiment. that's the beauty coming you ca have stumbling go right through their. that's the beauty. >> give me a razor. >> i do want to rain on this bu i've been using that razor.
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>> all right. up next, are the pushers of wok starting to joke?
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>> word -- will the dems go broke from being so poke. it will be something known as woke apocalypse. woke up like this? whatever, grade. >> even the voiceover guy doesn't care but the stuff and the democrats they be not far behind. near time speaks is woke this -- by the time they get left at th times, it can't be ignored. they're just now realizing that
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stalin was in a great guy. most people are against campaigns that up and gender norms. [indiscernible] when people are facing a party that seems to want to defund th police and close schools rather than reopen them, the left flan it the party is just so easy fo republicans to run against. it's really not the ideas that are bad, it's the ideas we will hurt politically. so are the pushers of woke starting to choke. check out this ad that ice foun last night. >> tired of dating apps that don't let you signal all your fruit juice? >> he's always trying to tell m who i canning cannot have with. my body, why choice. >> it's not okay, keep it. introducing the dating app that lets you check privilege and
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puts the and intersection out it . she's affiliations including them credit and communist, ethnicity, person of color, and white, minus 200 points. moving to canada and over 6,000 genders added hourly concluding non-binary, non-tertiary, and how dare you assume concern. check the updates brought the focus and opinions that even we can't keep up and that is why w have replace this voiceover put the strong powerful woman. change my profile from -- you did. no, i didn't. okay, we changed it for you and we are getting rid of all choices. >> stop. stop the commercial. hi, everybody. unfortunately our 6,000 options didn't consider gender the construct and due to the effect of violence, we just canceled our cells. shut down effectively, all of
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you go home and stay woke. good luck. good luck. >> do i still get paid? >> very good, very good. >> excellent work as the boom operator. you were born to play that. i can't believe you paid me 60 grand for that. >> you were worth every penny. >> unlike david, you are so a comedian and you haven't gone o to sell. [indiscernible] >> we've got a line coming out this summer. you are still sticking with the profession you chose. >> yes. >> how is focused on affecting your your job or your performance? >> it's definitely something yo have to keep in mind. it's strange that people, up as the comedy shows looking to get
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offended, looking to have a bad time. it is not good. i think we need to push back against this and i think the best way for people to do it is don't see the point on language. i think what happens is when yo hear social justice almost everyone thinks i'm in favor of justice in a social way. than they hear what is happenin on the college campuses and the say this is that what i signed up for. so don't let people try and you trying to do the right thing to push through this nonsense because it is. they're trying to change words to mean things that the dopamin anymore. we will are going to be up to communicate. >> they are very good at it. the anti- braces a basically a punitive effort against whites of a no matter what. it is called antiracism, but it allows people who are part of that movement to be racist against a racist. >> because the goal is not to eliminate racism.
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they are goal is to be outraged all the time. if you look at some of these professors who are saying, you know, the west kind of whiteness , if you have to fight whiteness. i don't see any of them getting out there -- the average black man in americ income is about 24,000 year a year. the average ivy league graduate can make six figures after graduating. so according to the lab check, don't get every black men and i believe degree in that he will make six figures. it doesn't work that way. and they should know this because it's not helping the people there claiming to want t help. >> that's right. how should you push back agains something like this. >> i just refuse to worry about it too much and i don't apologize and a lot of people feel this way. a lot of people are bright the site so we all ask how we reall feel, he wouldn't worry about i too much. the people that are reported product should be worried about it and they are democrats. they have a voter who is a
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parent and -- my daughter is in school and a delay she struggling emotionally , i'm worried about her education, i'm worried abou her development on the ones i saying, yes, we should open the school and the other side sake notice you keep calling start child she and her. it those the pronouns that they prefer or did you not ask because you are trans- phobic. who is going to sound more reasonable. at a certain point people are going to get frustrated with this because i think a lot of them already are, they just aren't saying it. >> i think this is working into a lather. can be use that, greg? >> yes, yes, you are literally foaming over this. >> you are on the cutting edge, greg. >> thank you. said you used to practice comed and now you are selling blades. >> it's a natural progression t get close to razor blades.
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>> what advice would you get democrats to handle critical race theory, wokism, all the stuff because they are realizin that it is going down a bad road . >> i'm sympathetic to the state objectives of a lot of these things, but the methods are counterproductive sometimes, a little too aggressive. when you come out and set all white people are braces, i understand on the academic but the point you are making or whatever. but like if you are a white guy and in your pocket at 3:00 a.m. shipped at sunoco and you've go a college professor being your the reason people are suffering that is a guy who could be perspective to you, but now he is like a don't want to pay attention. strategically if you are hurtin yourself, and democrats, they are walking on organically sourced eggshells. the got to be careful. it's hard to do that stuff.
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>> it's interesting because there isn't a place to this. you are an academic. you're in college and i'm sure that you have friends that are involved in critical race theory . so i don't want to put you on the spot, scale of wokeness, on being randy quaid and ten being the squad, where do you find yourself? >> i agree exactly but davis -- david. he put it perfectly. >> it must be. that's the beautiful thing abou razors, they bring everyone together. we all need them. we all need them. >> oh, my got it. >> you know the thing, what i find interesting about this is there is no had on this serpent. it's like its first throw all campuses and now and all of our hr departments but it is a
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movement and which you can't actually say who is in charge o wokeness because it is out there . i'm not that optimistic that it is going to be going away very soon. i think it's going to take a while to burn itself out becaus he keeps changing. there's no way you can say someone has made a demand. no one is going to say i guess we are done. i guess we have achieved -- because i'm not going to sell -- >> people are getting rich off. too. >> yes. up next, rowe -- robots. thing. that's why i go with liberty mutual — they customize my car insurance so i only pay for what i need. 'cause i do things a bit differently. wet teddy bears! wet teddy bears here! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ feel the clarity of non-drowsy claritin. and 24-hour relief from symptoms caused by over 200 indoor and outdoor allergens. try claritin cool mint chewabls for powerful allergy relief
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to pop up when their human partners are at the height of passion or depravity, whatever it is when you make love to a roomba. that's a little remote controlled vacuum cleaner. in case you don't know what tha is, turn up the speed on the automated devices. according to an expert on ethics , comedy. >> had to take advantage of thi emotionally persuasive technology. for example a sex robots, didn' you with and may want to -- this is the main concern. it would be distracting althoug it would be a great time to ask you about virus protection. of course this assumes that ai is always user-friendly and how do the sex robots feel about this? one sex toy company is already probably -- programming there by. >> i don't think.
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[indiscernible] did you wake up one morning and just decide to district your word crack. >> i think we found your bill in , kat. pivots go like to our tech correspondent, joe maki. what are your views on sex robots. >> what is everybody keeps asking me my opinion on sex robots. it's making me sick. why am i on the other side it the street. there is no purpose to pass. although being outside is great on a day like today. >> he will never be back. all right. dr. snyder, i note you don't se here an expert on sex robots bu
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you talk about artificial intelligence. i -- is this really happening? we watch plus world and we thin this is going to be an inevitability, but i think the people who use sex robots will always be considered creepy people. >> it depends by who. so the japanese are already creating androids to take your the elderly. that's been going on for a long time. >> that's what you call it, taking care it the elderly. >> right, right. and the androids are. attractive. >> they are? >> and they are very humanlike. from a distance -- >> you are a pervert. i'm going to cut you dr. pervert . >> oh, no. but i think that we do need to talk about this as a society because -- >> it's happening. >> it kind of concerns me, if you consider what happened with
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facebook and cambridge analytic with the way our data was sold without us knowing it. my first reaction is people wan to have sex with robots, maybe it is their business but maybe they should be thinking about the film that is being taken of their every move in the arena and then the data being sold to the highest bidder without thei knowledge. >> imagine if the robot as a name alexa. that popped into my head. i probably shouldn't have said it. what if this gets accepted as another kind of sexual orientation so you have straight , and,, and machine lover. they're going to be people that are strictly into this? >> i don't see those people forming a parade over this. i don't think whoever does this goes back -- i think once you cross over to the kat bot, you're no longer
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have things sex with humans. i don't and the liquid ads pop up on instagram pedophilic algorithm is just insulting me. and i also don't like the sex roebuck, that's not what i was looking for. i don't like a lot of backtalk. and i would never want that because if something goes wrong you can't call tech support. >> no, you cant. >> and then you have to argue with her and she says listen carefully, my menu options have changed. and i'm sitting there gelling representative, representative. >> these are problems that no one has considered but you. but you are absolutely right. this sex bot might be an excellent beard.
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>> very good, greg, you've got lot of those ponds. >> somehow that doesn't feel like a complement for you. >> no, no, it's good, obviously. i tell you that the sex robot thing, this is a slippery slope slippery slope. >> how so? >> you don't want to get conditioned to having sex robots . the next thing you know, you're on a business trip and get liquored up and in your making moves and you have a problem if you wake up and there is a toaster in the bed. i'm definitely not using the at after one of these. >> kat, i don't know what to as you. >> i have something quick to sa is if people are so concerned that developing an emotional connection is going to allow th sex robot to potential exploit you, i have bad news for two
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[indiscernible] bugs can open bottles. what did i get a wife for. a sexist pig might say, which i condemn 100%. disgusting that you put that in the copy. due to the high sugar content that was -- >> the wild beast up being useful. but are humans doing? one guy press they bring set th best way to handle of rain dela in washington was to strip and run onto the field. he almost got away with that. >> he's completely! oh, my gosh, yes! [cheering] >> oh, my gosh.
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[cheering] >> no bug would've done that. about the extra legs. it. speaking of bugs, my friend has overcome her fear of them. [screaming]. >> this brings up a question, doctor. i was talking about this in the green room last week. iowa been so terrified of bugs that they can pop the grossest pimple. have you ever notice that? >> women love to pop his it's but if they see a spider, they come running screaming. >> i don't get it. i will pick up a bug and take i
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outside so i don't have to kill it. i live in. i have 110th animals. i have she and goats. >> i love -- you make a little move and they all fall down. isn't that great? >> yes. >> it is like kat after last call. >> i get it, i get it, trevon loves to drink. kat it was drunk. she is so bad, she is getting a divorce. >> i didn't see that one coming. people just blurt brings out. >> that's called breaking news. >> that's something else you won't see. >> you know what else would sav your marriage, razors. made in america. >> they are made in america.
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>> you've got the story there, the streaker. what interests you? >> i like the b's. they probably took that top off. >> they did. i want to see them call -- to try a tylenol. they need a flat bee up top and the other bees will do the same. [indiscernible] >> bring them along. >> kat, you probably like bugs. >> i love bugs. i do love bugs and i did think this segment was ridiculous suffers. i thought about it, like no bug has ever got arrested doing a kick talk challenge. >> the thing is, if you're goin and he -- i don't know anything about the guy who was streaking. anyway, that's not something that is going to help you in your career.
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actually he could get a career on tiktok. you kind of making a decision about everything else in your life. >> he's going to be at the head it a major law firm. >> joe, have you ever straight? >> i'm planning out at the end of today present show. >> i don't want to spoil the party but the stripper's of mar -- wearing a mask. >> and the like just to smear honey in my facing a nice close shave. the b's -- the bees on the bugs are interesting. i like the drones because the drone, he has sex but the queen and his equipment is ripped out of him and he dies after pretty goes out of the blaze of glory. not like the cicadas, they get laid ever 17 years. that's pathetic. >> still ahead, the best segmen of all time.
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>> one of the greatest segments ever created, a.k.a., where great -- greg reads your mail. >> right were inch of your mail that is sponsored by the heimlich maneuver. did you brought bite off more
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than you can chew? then the heimlich maneuver migh be for you, available for anyon can teach it to you or if you are choking, just hope that somebody is fair. i actually did the illustration. anyway, we are asks, how can yo physically punched down. i get it, it is a joke about my height. all have you know that the tv met at 10 pounds but it also subtracts inches from your high. for proof, he is pictures of me out and about bit here i am playing basketball. here i am juggling. finally here is a picture of me with the fox news talent. what a bunch of short little freaks they are, except the little door. now if you wish to -- get your facts straight. say hi to your mom for me.
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hey, greg, who would you consider to be your evil twin? that's good question. generally i always thought that i was the evil twin. perhaps there is an evil twin out there up me that i never really thought about. i fear may be he may be interesting -- more interesting that he really is. >> somebody cusp of the name of animal act, work with your be your best vacation and why. i'm tempted to talk but all the vacations that took a beautiful bride that that i would be lying . i would say it is a great trips i took with my closest friends. maybe we have some pictures. this is my first trip to the bi apple. we had some great times there. i think this is in monte carlo. for the blast that was. we still keep in touch.
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boy, was this a trip. it happened at a galaxy, far, far away. i like to put my head on things. is that with this segment reall is about? i have a weird fetish. what you've you really thinking when you were saying. i do say a lot when i'm talking and i'm confused. sometimes that happens it happens after something i don't understand i'm trying to be polite. otherwise it's because i am daydreaming. sorry. do you have anything to plug, david? >> me?
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>> all right, be right back.
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>> greg: we're out of time. set your dvr's every night. thank you to our guests and studio audience. shannon bream is next. ♪ >> shannon: welcome to fox news. i'm shannon bream in washington. >> breaking tonight, we've got an exclusive preview of brand-new bipartisan plans to hold china accountable over covid. as the communist nation fires back at the u.s. over growing questions about the lab leaked theory will we ever be able to pinpoint the origins and just how were yourax

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