the country seems so bitterly divided. it should be the one thing that brings us together, our love of our great nation and all those who sacrificed to keep us free. don't forget also set your dvr for every weekday night so you never miss us. it you don't want to miss us. greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ >> greg: hey, i'm greg, but hopefully you already knew that. this is the part of the show where i usually start my monologue and we rock it right into the show but instead today, taking a look back at some of my favorite segments so far and some new stuff. it's what we do on memorial day. right now if we were live i would be drunk as a skunk, but

instead we pretaped this, so in reality i am as drunk as a skunk right now, but i'm not here. i'm somewhere else. this greg, the one you're looking at right now is greg from last week and a very sexy greg at that. so to get things off my not too with my very first monologue which describes the premise of this monster hit show. stick around, because we also have some stuff that you've never seen before. enjoy, enjoyers of fine things. [scattered applause] >> greg: here we are again, a brand-new show and a brand-new greg. i'm as giddy as kamala harris explaining kids in cages. or woody allen hearing about kids in cages. if you've been watching the show on saturdays, welcome. if you love "the five" and felt the need for more gg, that's awesome. if you ended up here because you thought your tv was the microwave oven, it's good to see you, mr. president.

your pizza will be warm into minutes and hunter, he brought the extra cheese. you all made a great choice. for proof, over at msnbc, let's see what brian williams is up to right now. >> good evening, i'm brian williams and i am on mars. yes, i jumped on a chopper and now i'm on mars. i've been here for a year now. i built a castle here made of mastodon carcasses and marshmallows. this is where i invented all the covid vaccines as well as penicillin, the smartphone, and fluffernutter. >> greg: some things never change. meanwhile, what's on cnn? >> you sir are a racist. >> no, you are the racist! >> racist, racist, white male racist. >> you are. racist, awful.

>> greg: that's from the don lemon our. he reports news with the same look your mother gave you when she found weed in your sock drawer. as for those late-night shows, we are supposed to compete against, why bother? the only time seem colder ruffles feathers is in a pillow fight. the definition of risk to kimmel is dehydration from crying too much. fallon, that guy fawns more than a herd of deer. and i heard seth meyers and trevor know i have ran off to be so obscure together. so let them be. that got the market cornered in calling americans stupid. to them it was never about trump, it's from voters. it's not about guns, but gun owners. it's not just about destroying statues, it's anyone who thinks math is real. it's not the issue, it's the easy targets, meaning you. me, i like bashing creeps in power, those stupid talking pinata's in politics, entertainment and especially the

news media because they're all the same people or in zuckerberg's case, things that look like people. it's also because the only way they make money is by making people hate each other. it's not enough to say respectful disagreement leg so might make less money, you have to say it's racist. that's why to them twitter is a new source. it created cancel culture, a crowd sourced version of a hit piece, a gofundme page for character assassination. the press used to write these hit pieces themselves. now they encourage steel cage matches so they can sell ads and ratings, repurpose and tweets into clickbait, because it's profitable. cancel culture is to the media what an atm in the lobby of the casino is to an addicted gambler. it's democratized media discretion, putting a joker mask on reality declaring everything is not debatable. but their power is an illusion. their numbers are small. it's just that their constant noise scares the hell out of corporations. look at what's happening to delta. they are more scared of tweets

than of birds flying into their engines. which leads us to... >> this could very well be breaking news, at least to us. >> greg: i just found out about this today. rob manfred, the mlb commissioner, said that the best way to demonstrate our values as a sport is by relocating this year's all-star game and the draft. demonstrate our values as a sport. what's that mean in a sport were stealing bases is a virtue? the sport that was racially segregated for 70 years, where they pretended no players were on steroids even as their ballooning heads gave the goodyear blimp a complex. at least their heads swelled from growth hormones, not a sense of self-importance. clearly these cowards got spooked by activists manipulating the media, because how is voter i.d. immoral? try picking up nail polish remover in west virginia without one. don't ask me how i know.

and remember, the all-star voting process allows fans to about five times over 24-hour period. that's ballot stuffing, or in chicago, election day. nlb lecturing us on values is like me lecturing you on height. meanwhile, the president -- the president calls the bill jim crow on steroids. the so-called great unifier now slinging racial discord like frisbees at a fish show. so screw you, mlb, your stupid exhibition game is about as entertaining as a match of corn hole on espn at 3:00 a.m. in the morning and screwed delta and screw coke. in fact, screw all corporations. you stupid execs are cowards and bad golfers. you cheat on your taxes and to cheat on each other. i hope dems raise that corporate tax to 99%, except on fox, which should be tax exempt. maybe i'm turning socialist but after years of proclaiming corporations as engines of free markets, i realized their

locomotives run by methods who will do anything to save their own heights. its profit over people in the matter how many inclusion coordinators they hire. they'll turn a blind eye to china's slave labor knowing that adding a diversity fun run to whatever history month is currently celebrated will stoke the woke in human resources. it's not a principled stand, it's their way of doing business. it's no different than a bodega putting up a blm sign so maybe their store will survive the demonstration. because they are scared. it's time to return the favor. that's our job, to scare the people who delight in scaring you. sort of like an enforcer on a hockey team, but cuter. it's time to turn this one-way road into a two-way street. think of it as part of biden's infrastructure package it's real and it costs several trillion dollars less. [scattered applause] >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests!

she's destroyed some of the pundits that she had to become one herself, starting tomorrow which is one of the cohost of "outnumbered," former white house press secretary kayleigh mcenany! quick on his feet than a tap dancing cheetah. creator and host of the rubin report, dave rubin! she's sweet but she can catch rodents with her feet. kat timpf! and he can turn that frown upside down, literally. he will lift you up by your feet and turn you upside down. a massive sidekick and [indiscernible], tyrus! all right, first first off, i have to say it is great to see you here. you have come a long way. that sounds funny. i used to work on the 18th floor at redeye in a really bad office that was always under construction. i think they wanted something to fall on me but would always walk

by and she was with the huckabee staff and they looked like a normal staff and there came you dress like you are hosting huckabee. >> where you think i got my points for my binder? it was the talk in your office, i heard your brilliant music and jotted it down. >> greg: very nice, very nice, that's a complete lie. complete lie. what you think of all these what corporations? what is it tell you? >> this is insane, great. you would think the governor of georgia just legalized killing puppies, which he didn't. he literally banned voting and then what happens? they all of a sudden flee atlanta in the white house is absolutely nuts. they were asked what about the pga tournament? should that leave georgia? no comment on that. what about china, what should companies do there for the only picks? we don't have any comments about that. but mlb in georgia, biden says get them out and they follow and they heal. >> greg: voter i.d. is somehow worse than slave labor. you know what i'm concerned about, cnn.

isn't their head office in atlanta? >> i'm fairly certain that anyone is now allowed to walk into cnn offices in atlanta, you're allowed to go right to the elevator, press the button right to the penthouse, jeff zucker is up there, the ceo, and you're allowed to take a meeting. you not to show your i.d. you have to show when i to literally rent a bike, to get on a plane, to buy a beer, but somehow it's racist to vote. that's what they tricked us all into thinking, that we all hate each other. when we don't. >> greg: i hate everybody! >> you hate everybody. >> greg: one of the people who are upset about this bill actually read it. that would disgust me except i didn't read it either. >> it's going to be great though for atlanta's economy. it shows how much you care about the people of alanna by running all business out of the town. i just -- people who try to cancel all these -- what do they

add except ruining things? not just for the people to cancel -- that's why they call cancel culture. the culture at large. they make it impossible to have conversations about the issues they say they want us to be talking about. people will say they say something wrong. when it comes to humor, they like to say you can't joke about that or something serious or heroin, i actually think those of the things you should try the hardest to make funny. that's got me in trouble before, yes, but i really think that nothing can disarm the hardest stuff and make it less scary than humor and we can't make people too afraid to try. >> greg: what a beautiful five. tyrus, you excited? first day. >> phenomenal. >> greg: what you make of this story? i feel like there are two new parties. it's not left or right, it's cowards and noncowards or just looking out for yourself, that's a party now. >> when i was a kid it was when the going gets tough, the tough

get going. now it's when the going gets tough, the going gets going. i never really understood the whole point of when you don't like something, you leave. wouldn't it be more effective for the all-star game to be really all about registering to vote early and doing all this other stuff in the town and everybody makes money in the town? instead we leave -- can you imagine martin luther king marching and someone said something his leg let's go, pack it up. come on, let's take this party to california. that's not how it works and the hunter biden thing. what was sad to me was when someone goes to addiction, he should never make fun of it, you should support them, especially when they're willing to talk about it and own it. he talks about it, but he doesn't own it. you don't ever tell it -- when you think but here's a carpet, you can imagine seeing little greg calling to crawling on the carpet. it's a heartwarming thing, we are all laughing and then greg tries to make a joke out of it. that is so much parmesan cheese.

it wasn't parmesan cheese, it was cracked. you was doing crack. you did horrible things to your family because you are on crack. but he is still not admitting it. he's making jokes, which means he's not there yet and he shouldn't be doing interviews until he's ready to come clean and be honest. i did horrible things because i was addicted to drugs and yes i use my father's name to advance myself, so i could get more crack and then we would all feel for him but he just doesn't do it so the interview is a wash. talk to us when you're ready. >> that's not parmesan cheese right there? >> wouldn't parmesan cheese ruin a crack pipe? >> greg: can i just point out we are devoting an entire segment of that on the next block and i want to commend tyrus and foreshadowing that segment. i will say this. i said this earlier on a show called "the five," you might have watched it. to your point about the league, how great would it offend if they just started operation warp speed for free ids? people with the vaccine, why can't you do it with i.d.?

bickel biden also did not read the bill. the president. >> needed to chuck schumer. he said come here, come to new york -- wait, you only have nine early voting days here, they have 17 in georgia. you can't have water over a dollar here, you can't have -- -- have -- -- go >> you need read things! >> you know what you need to pick up tickets at will call it a baseball game? >> greg: of got to go -- now i will just show up at will call and say my name is smith. >> greg: that was excellent, great job, greg. coming up in the rest of the hour of got a grand new never-before-seen interview with chuck donahue, author of the greatest beer run ever, wait till you hear this guy's story. plus a look back at some of the other great segments with some famous fox basis. dana perino, tucker carlson, jesse watters, judge jeanine pirro and brian kilmeade. don't go anywhere. ♪ ♪

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>> greg: so on our first episode i invited two of my favorite people from fox and one other guy i'd rather not mention to critique how i was doing. they were excellent at telling me how i was not so excellent. enjoy. >> greg: we are back with the greatest panel ever, put together on tv and it's not these people. if these people. >> the panel within a panel. >> greg: so we've been on the air for about five years now -- actually a half an hour and a time is really phone and i thought what a great time to ask some expert judges about how i'm doing so far. joining us to weigh in, america's newsroom coanchor and "the five" cohost, dana perino. [scattered applause] >> greg: a host of the tucker carlson tonight show, tucker carlson today on fox nation. tucker carlson.

[scattered applause] await -- so bill hemmer couldn't make it? fox & friends cohost brian kilmeade! i want you guys to be honest, you've watched more than a few blocks of the show. dana, i know it's pretty late for you to be up, what did you make of it so far? >> first of all you just stole my first joke because i can't believe that i stayed up three hours past my bedtime to watch this. you might consider moving this show back to 3:00 a.m. where you belong and maybe, you know, post it on youtube or something? that was actually quite successful, the old redeye. also, i wore orange to match your logo and i realize now that you seem to have stolen it from garfield the cat and now the legal department has already called, you are 25 minutes and tear for a show and we arty have our first lawsuit. let me just tell you, i wrote

down some -- two for charisma. out of ten. >> greg: out of ten! >> 2 for preparation! 2 for delivery! and how did i come up with that number? >> greg: i don't know. >> because 2 is your shoe size. [scattered applause] >> although i also have to say i was very impressed that kayleigh mcenany knows less about illegal drugs than i do and i salute you for that! >> greg: that hurt. all right, tucker. what do you think so far this show? >> wow. don't mess with dana perino. it's your first show, i don't want to be critical. i want to highlight the positives. i think there are some. there are some low points too but i just want to start with something that almost nobody

ever acknowledges, which is your studio audience and unlike a lot of studio audiences -- i'm serious. there's not a lot of forced guffawing. it does a lot of restraint, there is some tittering, some chuckling. and so for that, for the kind of realistic nature of their responses i give them a 10. you go, studio audience! [scattered applause] i also want to comment kat timpf for the revelatory nature of her participation, she just admitted on television and the host missed it somehow, that she's free based parmesan cheese. even a moment everyone its meaning -- >> noy did not! >> i think you did. but to admit that you smoked parmesan cheese from a crack pipe? you go, kat timpf, i want to party with you. as to the question i know you're asking and you're like what about the guy whose name is on the show, the anchor, as it were. i just notice a and i'm not

being critical at all, i liked exclamation point. it's emphatic, it's bold, it's vigorous and i'm just speaking particularly of the punctuation mark and i want to affirm it with another one. >> i have not smoked parmesan cheese! catnip is another story and that was an accident. >> greg: so mr. kill made, what are your thoughts on the show? >> well, i'm not going to stoop to giving numbers. i don't have a figure skating background, i have not been into gymnastics international competition so i will say this: there's a little bit too much you. i thought it would be more about the panel. i wish there wasn't such emphasis on you and my problem was i had such high hopes for the show, i went up to last week and i said right, you're going to do great. and then i watched it and i'm thinking to myself "what was i thinking"? there's one thing i notice about late-night television, they don't criticize each other anymore. colbert goes on each other's show, they go and host each

other's work shows and within 3 minutes you alienated jimmy fallon, stephen colbert, the guy from the daily show, i forgot his name, and then you alienated delta, coke, baseball, brian williams, cnn. every late-night host, you're supposed to be unifier to bring america together. i see an a+ panel, i see a very handsome audience. you're right, illegitimate audience. no legitimate laugh track and i see you, greg, and i'm same to my self, is to be a guest host met let's say you get injured or you run a fever because everything is there, the set is there, i just don't get the questions, the punctuation, the humor, the smile, the outfit. it's all just below average and i wish it could be different. >> wow! >> greg: i guess they nailed it. don't move a muscle, we got so much more to come. i'll meet you right back here in 4 minutes flat. ♪ well, the names have all changed ♪

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>> greg: so there's this guy i work with on "the five" named jessie. he's not as tall, young, or as handsome as me and his hair is just a mess but i like him anyway. it was his first time on my show a few weeks ago and he had an okay debut. here's one of my favorite segments from that night. >> greg: the east and west coast finally toast? according to recent census data both new york state and california lost congressional seats due to stalled population growth. true. they've lost more people than general custer. that's an old joke. people are just calmly walking out of new york state, they're leaving skidmarks. the three main reasons? taxes, covid lockdowns, and dying in nursing homes, but rising crime as police morale plummets. retirement rates for cops are skyrocketing jumping 75% from a year ago. sadly, the retirement rates for murderers and robbers are holding steady. meanwhile in places like texas the population is growing at a

much faster rate giving them two more seats in the house of representatives. that's not the case in california where u-haul trucks are getting harder to find than kevin spacey. [scattered laughter] people are leaving the state faster than terrified teens at an r. kelly pool party. i stopped at two. i thought there might've been a third one but i figure two are enough. you did something interesting. you left new york at just about the right time but then you moved to california. >> it was a strange decision. san francisco of all places. >> greg: how's the smell? >> i'm in tiburon, which is across the bay there and his lovely. marin county is beautiful. the only problem i have is a lot of my neighbors, they just lurch at the opportunity to talk to me and express their allyship and how much they care and how important i am and how much my life matters. it's a little bit overwhelming. >> you want to be ignored like

you were in new york. >> i've said before there is something get outish but everywhere you turn there is a sign that says your life matters. you belong here, we want you to stay. it's a little creepy. >> greg: oh, my god, that is so funny. and true, kat. when the people flee and they go to these other states, should they be allowed to vote to >> yes. >> greg: all right, next question. >> i don't think there's -- >> greg: temporary ban, temporary voting band so they don't ruin the state they moved to unless it's camille because he's just moving to california. >> i'm not really sure what the legal basis for a law like that would be. >> greg: there is none. >> that would be my concern, but sure, i love the way that this was framed. it's like population shift, et cetera, not like people fleeing syringe-litter tyrannical wasteland. >> greg: that's your apartment.

i've been there. >> well -- look, not since we got the cleaning lady. but remember what everyone was saying over the summer? g.o.p. said everyone is going to flee new york and everyone is going to flee california and it's this talking point and it's like well, no, it sucks here. >> greg: yet. so people are actually voting their feet. >> with their feet. >> greg: i just came up with that line. >> that's what he's got two pairs of shoes. he's going to vote twice. >> greg: i bet he's a democrat. >> definitely a democrat. it's like a social scene in this country. got felled. do you want to go to a party in new york with a $20 cover with mask rules, with speech codes and a dangerous neighborhood, or do you want to go to a party in texas where everyone gets in for free, there's no curfew, and there's $5 pictures? that's the party you want to go to. so these blue states are paying a price for their uptight

policies, but i saw this -- when i saw this, got felled, i think the american birth rate is at its slowest rate since the '30s. i was walking jesse, jr., my newborn, in the stroller and he said dad, we really need to increase the american birth rate so we don't become japan or the e.u. and have a bloated welfare state. i said son, that's a very astute observation. and then he said thank you for conceiving me. and then i said thank your mother. but it's true, we really need -- >> your 3-week-old son thinks i should get pregnant. >> there are exceptions to every rule. >> greg: his beliefs on climate change are unparalleled. that book of haiku poetry. you now do the opposite that camille did. you moved from l.a. to california, to new york, just at the worst time. >> we cancel each other out. i just didn't realize i was

leaving one thing for the other. i was stepping over one refuse to another refuse. your kid sounds a little slow to me. >> i will get him into any school he wants. >> the new york census, it's only like two dozen -- i don't know about votes, but counts under remember i filled out my new york census. i kind of put it off and then i had to do it because it's the law and i think i got a little drunk and i may have had some fun with some of the ethnic designations, so if there's a federal program, multibillion dollar program coming out soon for people whose ethnicity is that they come from undersea kingdoms, that was me. i apologize, i was making a little joke. >> greg: you know what, it worked. new york city is disgusting. did you know of the homeless now don't just have a shopping cart, it's like fall on sanford and sons. >> there's a guy that's got -- >> greg: talk about a guy

that's -- a reference that nobody -- -- >> i'm so young! i'm just so young and beautiful and i have so much of my life ahead of me! >> greg: don't go anywhere, up next is my never-before-seen interview with chip donahue, author of the greatest beer run ever. spraying flonase daily stops your body from overreacting to allergens all season long. psst! psst! all good fine, no one leaves the table until your finished. fine, we'll sleep here. ♪♪ it's the easiest because it's the cheesiest. kraft. for the win win.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: he went without fear to bring them beer. in 1967 a man left new york city in one of the craziest ideas ever, even for me, bring beers to his childhood friends who were fighting in vietnam. he not only -- not only did he find a few of them, he got caught in the tet offensive, dodged bullets all over the country and made it home to tell the tale. it's all chronicled in his book "the greatest beer run ever," a memoir of friendship, loyalty, and war. joining us now is the man who lived, author don chick donahue.

>> hello. >> greg: good to see you. so what were you thinking when you came up with this idea? >> well, the fact is i wasn't. it wasn't my idea. it was the bartender's idea. >> greg: really? >> george lynch, his nickname was the colonel and he says you know, wallace -- how can the guys be seeing this on tv, he was talking about the demonstrators in central park. they were over there boston, getting killed in whatever and then got to watch this? that can't be nice for them. somebody should go over there and buy them all the beer or bring them a beer, so it sounded like a good idea, so he asked me for my papers. i told him george, i can't give you my siemens papers. you don't even look anything like me. so he says well, somebody has got to go over there and do it and i said okay, i'll go. >> greg: i actually saw a segment with you with some of

the guys that you had met. they are still around. i mean this is like a great story that you guys still know each other. >> we knew each other since we were in grade school, we still talk to each other. i speak to one or two of the guys every week. every week. they're all alive, i had a list of six guys. one guy was killed when i was over there before i could get to him. another guy got malaria and he had it so bad they shipped him home, but the other four guys, i found them all. obviously surprised them when i showed up and we still talk and we get together and we just laugh. we are still here. >> greg: dewar met with -- of course he must per member the brands of beer. what were they? >> well, i'm a new yorker, born and raised uptown manhattan, so i had to have schaefer. >> greg: schaefer.

>> probably [indiscernible], but i had pabst blue ribbon. >> greg: of course! >> of course. pabst blue ribbon. >> greg: how much beer did you bring? >> i brought probably a case and a half, maybe two cases. but i've -- you know, my ship was birthing out of leonardo new jersey, not too many people know that's where [indiscernible] is and there's nothing else there but one peer and it's just ammunition ship so i was on a victory shipped -- i was going on a victory ship there and just before the peer -- i went in there and unlike new york you could hide cases of beer. >> greg: those were the days. >> the guises where you going and i said i'm going to nam. what are you doing over there, i'm going over to buy some of my buddies appear and have got some beers with me. he says here, take this. he gave me a case of beer, i bought a case, he gave me a

case, so i started out with two cases of beer but i have to admit i'd drank most of them. it was very hot in the pacific and panama and whatever. >> greg: [laughs] >> when i got there i had to go search out for beer but i got it. >> greg: so what was the response with your friends, your childhood friends, what were they like? >> well, i got a kick out of obviously i was unemployed on the beach, i ship did leave. i knew i would be there more than three days. i had the equivalent of a three day pass and they said what are you doing here and i said well, we decided that someone should come over and buy you guys appear for what you're doing. so that's what i'm here for. i brought this beer for you. and of course they said no, really, what are you doing here and i said i come over here to bring this beer to you and say thanks for doing your duty and all of that. he says who are you with and i'm

looking around -- on my with? i'm with you! where you staying? i don't know. i'll find a place. >> greg: and 90% of the people want to get home and you just go there to deliver them a beer. this is like an amazing story. have you ever had to buy yourself a beer since? i would assume that you would get free beer for life. >> well, not for life because the neighborhood change, but within five or ten years after i came back. but for those five or ten years, no, i didn't have to buy a beer, not there at least. a number of other taverns in new york. but no i didn't. >> greg: check, congratulations on your book. i hope it goes to number one. i know it's been around for a bit but also they are making a movie and zac efron is going to play you. although i find that you're much better looking than zac efron. but congratulations, good luck. what a great story.

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pretty formidable pair. roll it, doris. >> greg: which state deserves your hate? career site -- everybody has heard of that. i pitched at this story so i can't blame anybody. it sounds like the name of the weirdest dwarf, ranked the swab snobby estates in the country and starting at 10 you've got virginia. you've got maine, oregon, california, rhode island, which is actually a state. crazy. is an island? i guess it is. in the top five that was new hampshire, new york, connecticut, vermont, and massachusetts. if you're sensing a common theme, it's that those snobby estates are all blue states. now you know why this is on fox. [scattered laughter] there also mostly coastal and i guess that's convenient for bragging about your summer beach

home, which we all have. judge has 7. >> i do not! >> greg: meanwhile, the least snobby a star alabama -- the least snobby, alabama, arkansas, oklahoma, mississippi, and west virginia, already. the states where the fewest people pretend to like npr. of course you could be wondering how they came up with this list. well, they wait a bunch of factors. actually they looked at population percentages with bachelor degrees, the percent of those in arts and humanities and how much wine each state consumes. also the use of the phrase "the book was much better." congrats to west virginia for ranking 50th where they prefer moonshine over malbec. it doesn't pair well with cheese, but it will clean your paintbrushes. i drink a lot of wine. >> you sure do. >> greg: mis knob? >> don't answer that. >> you keep hitting the judge

for being rich. it's like you are not a blue-collar guy, greg. >> tell him, kat! >> greg: wait a second, i spent most of my life making regular money. it wasn't until later -- >> so you admit that you are rich now! >> thank you, thank you! >> had to do it. i did not like the wind correlation in a survey at all. >> greg: i didn't either. she's correlating wealth with snobbery and that, my friend is snobbish! >> i think that's not true. i think wealth has nothing to do with snobbery. i also think that wine has nothing to do with snobbery. really? you disagree? i drink beer. >> i don't like wine! >> greg: is it craft beer? >> no! it's the same old stuff. [indiscernible].

i started with pabst blue ribbon, okay? and genesee. i'm from upstate new york. >> greg: it comes out worse than it goes in. >> you're a snob. >> i drink yes. well i have one? yes. >> greg: chadwick, are you a snob? >> i'm guilty of reverse snobbery. i'm intentionally uncouth and of noxious -- >> what you drink? >> beer. >> what kind of beer? >> if and when white cloud lately. that is not a snob at all, white cloth. alka-seltzer. >> greg: but it is racist. >> thank you for bringing that up. >> greg: thinking abut canceling the entire brand. >> almost three segments without bringing up racism. congratulations! [scattered applause] >> greg: obviously if it were black law that would be like a super villain. >> don't go there.

don't do it. don't go there. >> greg: i won. >> talk about your summer home. >> it's a layer, it's a summer layer. >> greg: it's basically a place where i hide from you, judge. >> oh! >> greg: by the way, what you drive? >> she has a driver, greg. how dare you? you take pictures of yourself sitting in a chair with wine. snobbery. >> that was where the robert durst case started. >> thank you, where were you, james? >> you've been to stocking me since then! >> greg: the body in there. >> i was the d.a., who do you think did it? is this your show? >> what kind of beer do you drink? i'm going to try it. >> greg: last word to you,

tyrus. what is snobbery? defined snobbery. >> you've got a mirror? i will point it -- he had it coming! >> greg: [laughs] >> they give me self-esteem, i don't care. the only thing i have issue with his new hampshire. it's literally the deadbeat dad state of america. it's where dads go to run from paying child support. i have a map. you're out now, i'm in. usually snobs of the guys who don't have money that are trying too hard. they usually pretend, i wonder how -- you know, you have a roommate and apartment. it's usually snobs or imposters. >> keeping up with the jones mentality. i think that's a good definition. >> the judge would drink at the cottage with me. >> car bombs. >> greg: well done, tyrus. i can't wait to have the judge join us again soon.

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