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ever thought? >> i eat no for breakfast. it's not your turn. they are not ready for you. i heard all of those things many times but i didn't listen. >> laura: something tells me she'll be getting stuffed on capitol. "gutfeld!" is next. >> i have been told many times during my career things from you are too young. they are not ready for you. i heard all of those things many times. but i didn't listen. >> megyn: -->> greg: the first person who said that was joe biden. >> [cheers and applause].
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>> greg: welcome back. i hope you enjoyed your memorial day. those who failed history call it the long weekend. >> [laughing]. >> i had a great time up at the lake. i went water skiing with caitlyn jenner. >> [laughing]. >> greg: amazing dunk. -- strength. those quads. but she and her new husband spent the day in typical fashion. >> [laughing]. >> greg: an embarrassment on memorial day. all right. that really happened. how can you it tell? according to cnn you can't. last week they reported a study claiming americans exaggerate
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their ability to spot fake news and republicans are more likely to fall for fake news than democracy. -- dems. >> people are consuming misinformation and things that are not true. >> greg: coming from cnn, you dope. i have 2 words for you. >> [laughing]. >> greg: a good call. russian collusion. in the findings showed the reverse cnn would not have run the study. the study found that over-confident people are more likely to share false content. that sounds like a cnn afternoonor. -- anchor. they put out more fictional
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content than stephen king. i call this gas lighting. only pete does that after eating a bowl of beans. >> [laughing]. >> greg: this is like the guy on the corner selling fake,rolexes laughing at you for buying them. they are don lemon. >> [laughing]. >> greg: this study is brought to you by the trump era. they're more exposed than anthony weiner on snap chat. the emperor has no clothes. it's not their fault.
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it's your fault which leads me to another stranger study. they reported conservatives are less likely to be diagnosed with mental health issues than the liberal or the very liberal. the worst suffers were women 18 to 29. double more than moderates and conservatives. there are a lot of mental health issues out there. but you could learn that being on tinder for a week. do left wing ideas cause mental health issues or do they gravitate to left wing stove. -- stove. was pelosi [bleep] crazy? >> how can we talk about
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kavanaugh. >> there is a trans-phobia. >> that's true. greg during pride month. on msnbc welcome back to the 11th hour, i am the luggageal lead sing of the beach boys brian williams. i will discuss the time i was best friends with martin luther king junior. we met when i was training tara dactics. it was the same month i was on the throne of denmark and invented the color of coverage. -- orange. that story and more after the break. >> [applauding]. >> greg: save it. why are so many liberals experiencing mental health
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issues? if you digest content from grievances and think evil people are hell bent on making the world worse, what does that do to your brain? if you believe that people are bad and there is no justice, then how useful are you in if every day you are monitoring this, it has to add up. this must be eradicated. what happens when you can't do that you? are helpless. -- you become divorced from reality. from your family and friends. it's a clash between a utopian vision and distorted reality designed by the media. women care more about the world
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than pigs like my. -- me. my solution is skepticism. it's like be figure a bad relationship but you keep coming back for more. it's not real. the wizards of oz is nonfiction. sometimes you use other people's problems to avoid your own. display compassion for refugees but have not spoken to your parents in years. it's not your fault. it's anywhere but here. it's anyone but. mental issues exist independent of the media. i have been insane for decades. but the media has no compassion for their current state. they need run vulnerable people
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to engage their click bait. cnn falls that fake news. >> [applauding]. >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guest. emily. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: he is joe. and fox news and friends co-host. has a degree in english but majors in drama. kat. he never loses a fight unless it's with a ceiling fan, [inaudible]. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: emily, how are you doing? everything good? >> yes. >> greg: how is "outnumbered"
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doing? it's doing well despite you. let's not get into that. we are talking about my show. what is your take on this mental illness. i believe they have a low bar. i think i qualify because -- >> whew! >> that wasn't me. >> [laughing]. >> greg: that was like a whistle. what do you think? >> well, it makes sense because you have to be diagnosed. that group enjoyce all of their time in psychiatrist officers. -- offices. but the study was like of course. progressism demands equality. saying depression and anxiety thrive this environments where you care about ever minute issue
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on the planet. everyone else is worrying themselves to death over which proper pronoun to address the waiter by, i will be sitting here with low blood pressure enjoying by beer. >> liberals value victimhooted. that's how you get power. they undervalue strength and individual responsibility. you have anxiety and depression. but i try to focus on healing and humor. something else the left doesn't like making jokes about things that are dark. they crusade against that.
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from is nothing wrong with time in a psychiatrist officer. i will tell you that. >> greg: if anybody deserved to be stressed out you have like 37 kids. >> [laughing]. >> greg: i don't understand how you live your life. >> it's the only thing that stresses me out is kids. >> greg: they are filthy animals. not yours. >> mine are. they all are. >> they are! >> [laughing]. >> let's talk about beans. they don't go well with my kids. it must be exhausting to keep score for as long as the left does. if you are a young person, even liberal males had more issues of
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mental issues than conservative females. you are running around with your white guilt trying to address every grievance and perfect man kind in real time. how could it not. you are inflicting everyone around you with and you wonder why they don't want to be around you. the utopia vision is not possible. we had a pastor on our show. he said there is no forgiveness and an understanding there is something bigger than yourself. >> greg: that's a life alert credit. i have fallen and i can't get up. a religious life alert. you need the real one too.
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i have a theory. want to hear it? >> with open arms. >> greg: it's so mind blowing when you wrote it down. i realized on memorial day and on christmas vacation and thanksgiving from is no it news. the news can turn it off when they want to. the executives and the people in charge are on vacation. there is no news. on new year's day no news. christmas week, no news. they create the stuff that we are supposed to get up set about. that's my theory. i burst a blood vessel. i feel light-headed. >> i am proud of you. jim acosta would have an issue with that because his new show is on the weekend. >> [laughing].
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>> it's mid-afternoon when everyone else is about their dad. i think we have a lot of people who like to self-diagnosis for one. anyone you have an argument with, a liberal will come up. we see it with the news where cnn is back at it. talking about fake news. now it's coming back to them. because i am obsessed with jim acosta after the trump era. the wuhan virus might have come from a lab. every time we tried to tell you we were racist. i don't believe that to be true. no, it was either coming from
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a wet market or their lab which russia had been complaining well. he would not lin. then he came back and said we covered that on our website. game, set, match. when it comes back around, they don't have emperor trump to blame it on. fake news was not coming from where they said it had come from. of course we are dumb. we can't buy their [bleep]. >> greg: on that note, up next are covid names easier to speak in greek? grabbing a hold of what matters. asking for what we want. and need. and we need more time. so, we want kisqali. living longer is possible and proven with kisqali when taken with fulvestrant or a nonsteroidal aromatase inhibitor in hr+, her2- metastatic breast cancer. kisqali is approved for both pre-
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wearing a mask. a fox news poll, my favorite, 76% of people pass judgment on whether others were wearing masks or not. that was weird. i miss the good old days before mask where we only judged people if they were ugly. those were the good old days. the world health organization announced that the coronavirus katrina will be named after letters of the greek alphabet instead of where they were covered to avoid stiginal.
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wear a mask in a full house. dr. fauci is publishing a book. that's rich. a book about truth from the guy who gave us more flip flops than toma bahma. wear a mask while reading. pressure spies believe that covid-19 escaped from a lab is plausible. >> first you wanted to it eat us and then you wanted to blame us for covid. stop blaming us. if you are going to eat us, keep blaming us. great looking panel tonight. only way to improve it is with
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joe machi on set. >> greg: that would be an interesting replacement. if you replace it with greek letters aren't you stigmatizing the greeks? >> they brought democracy on us. >> greg: they did the olympic nude. i think they did. >> [laughing]. i am pretty sure i read that. >> only colonialism put the clothes on them. take them back off. why not. greg this is dumb. if this virus came from cleveland it could being the cleveland virus. it doesn't have to be the america virus. maybe not the china virus.
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the wuhan virus. that's okay. localize it. the whole country didn't have to wear it. the idea that fauci would write a book about truth. what is the first principle: always be wrong first and avert all risk at all cost. >> greg: the key is he getting an advance, a 7 figure advance based on stories with trump behind-the-scenes. what was the nickname he had for fauci? >> i think what is disheartening i remember when dr. fauci and scientists were doctors and scientists and when they spoke, wow i learned something. why write a book while you are
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still working? the toll thing i can't be politicized oh, but i can make a buck. that means it's over. you won't say that until after the book. there will be something that happens where that information is going to be in my book. he will be doing interviews i discuss that in my book. >> greg: what element of this block are you most interested in. the greek letters? >> it is book about truth. he said true things. but that's only because he said all of the things. you should not be celebrated for. like filling out a multiple choice quiz and you fill in every answer and give you 100 mr.s.
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--%. they don't give you 100%. i did that. they didn't give me 100%. they gave me ritalin. >> greg: so that's how you get ritalin. i came up with every lie in the book. what do you make of fauci's book? >> i love how there are 30 different explanations of what it's about. one is how to lead during a crisis. and how to lead after a crisis. how to be inspired and learn about his philosophy for life. on the cover of the book is he taking that off or put it on. >> read chapter 3 to find out. >> the greek letters i feel like they should double check with
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sororits because if my mine is the next letter, will be upset. >> [laughing]. >> greg: it would be an honor to have an illness named after you. >> no thank you. it's putting mammary glands on a bull. >> [laughing]. >> greg: i don't know when they started naming things anyway. we will talk about that next. up next the latest glimpse into campus wimps. of an asthma attack... that doesn't happen. this is the sound of better breathing. fasenra is a different kind of asthma medication. it's not a steroid or inhaler. fasenra is an add-on treatment for asthma driven by eosinophils. it's one maintenance dose every 8 weeks. it helps prevent asthma attacks, improve breathing, and lower use of oral steroids.
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greg they thought memorial day should go away. students of georgetown university started a petition to
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take away memorial day. >> can americans unite around memorial day? >> i don't think memorial day should be a thing we celebrate. >> why not? >> it's a celebration of u.s. imperialism. >> absolutely not. i think it represents a lot of negative aspects of america and highlights something that people should not necessarily be proud of. >> i think we should rebrand memorial day as something else. let's celebrate something worth while. >> greg: they would be dead if it wasn't for people fighting for their freedom! it was a big petition. one student admitted he didn't hate america until he got to college. >> i didn't think this way until
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i got to college. classes put me on the path where i am like [bleep] the u.s. >> greg: nicely done. he is wearing a rutgers t-shirt. also a school, pete. not named after this man but should be. here's why rutgers sucks they apologizing for condemning anti-semitic attacks. you should promote the attackers reasons for attackers. rutgers is finally a top rated university when it comes to doing stupid [bleep]. pete, memorial day? >> rebranding. >> greg: don't you love that.
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>> regrand it. the amazing part think of the men who stormed omaha beach. they were the real anti-racists. we depmd young people so much. you go to any college in america and you find the same thing. the scary thing is they are showing up to college thinking that memorial day -- and rutgers put out the statement and apologizeded and deleted both. like when ilhan omar did what she did. >> greg: thank you for your service. what do you want to talk about? >> first of all -- whew!
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sorry, emily. imperilism, wrong war? you are close. the reason they are outside for interviews because the dump ass are not in class. this will hurt the woke minds. a little history lesson. decoration day, memorial day, was actually started in 1865 when during the civil war when the confederates took over an old race track. i have a picture. you can put it where they made it into a prison and kept soldiers and slaves and most died. they buried all 800 bodies and skipped town. emancipation came and freed men and women slaves. people dug them up and gave them
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proper burials and 10,000 people showed up honoring union soldiers and confederate soldiers who died. the first recorded celebration of memorial day. guess who started it? former slaves. >> greg: emily, do you have any great stories like that? can we see emily's car? >> oh, my gosh! >> [laughing]. >> is that general lee? >> oh. >> [laughing]. >> greg: it's what you are wearing. >> i will orange every day to match that car. >> greg: anything to add to the conversation, nothing that comes close to that. the age of all of those people on the corner. they are literally older than
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all of those young men who died on the beaches there, when died serving this country. my great, great uncle was younger than them. these kids that complain about their mental health. they could not function if they didn't have 37 support groups and 27 apps to get them through the day. there were generations who laid their lives down for our freedom and for them to live here. >> greg: and they wanted to have a nice little home. they were not interested in other people's lives. kat, what bugs me about this story. it was a fake petition. >> that could show something else too. there were kids who said i hate memorial day and saw this
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petition and i have to sign this. that's how these things happen. this is bad and racist. i don't want to be cancelled. think that's what happened with the rutgers. anti-semitism is bad and they made a watered down statement. >> if a dad takes 10 seconds to take the kid to the memorial day event. and you see that clip board with the petition, if you sign that you will get your ass kicked. >> i married a veteran. >> greg: that doesn't work. still to come fixing to deal love to be in the deal.
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>> greg: did an idiot suggest you should steal from cbs? another out of touch celebrity made a dumb ass comment. that means there is a new segment called. >> idiot said what? >> [laughing]. >> greg: sex and the city actress cynthia nixon should poor people should be allowed to steal personal goods from stores. a democratic socialist tweeted cbs locked up basic items like clothing detergent. the way to solve the problem of stealing basic necessities is to prosecute them. how about an express aisle for people only stealing 10 items?
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she is more out of touch with reality than mirrand was when she thought steve could change. sex and the city reference. walgreens closed 10 locations due to unchecked shoplifting. now they are the only ones in the bay area not selling drugs. how stupid can this person be? the people stealing from cvs, it's organized retail crime. they are young and steal. it pisses me off. >> it goes back to the same liberal i thinking, i am not affected by this. instead of you donating to a cause or you taking a royalty check from hugs in the city?
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>> [laughing]. >> hugs in the city! >> and buy a bunch of medication and hand them out like turkeys. that's no different than saying let them eat bread. rob people who pay their bills. it's that type of out of touch stupidity we have seen. because they are a celebrity and smile we repeat it. >> greg: she ran for governor. she thought he could be governor. she a white leftist and the people being hurt are minority families that live in the san francisco neighborhood. poor families and elderly have to walk to the next cvs in a neighborhood that is not that safe. her mentality drives that. >> you allow people to steal
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things prices go higher. poor people who don't steal have to pay more. everything about this is ridiculous. but the most ridiculous thing of all. her suggestion that she went to a cvs to pick up detergent for herself. she is getting $10 million for the sex and the city reboot! >> greg: she is the least likeable character. i could see car rie getting 10. >> what about steve? >> i have never seen it. >> this is an actual show? >> greg: i don't know what got into me but that was wrong what i just did. >> i don't think she walked to the store to get her owen wilson -- own detergent. >> greg: any drug store they have to lock up the razors.
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and every time there is something else locked up. only high-priced items that be resoled on the street. it's not bread because you can get bread tree. -- free. just go to the church. >> this is the savior mentality. it's so embarrassing. she is prancing up around the uppereast side like let the poor steal their detergent. >> [laughing]. >> why have you hid those voices from us all these years? >> i don't know. i backfield out. -- blacked out. she drew an equivalent between locking up items and prosecution. i will show her any time what a real prosecution looks like. asking the clerk for a key to the razor is not it.
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>> it is not it. >> [laughing]. >> [overlapping talking]. >> greg: jesse equates the poor with thievery. >> the poor people are the capitalists treating cvs as their storage warehouse. they are taking this stuff and selling it on the streets. this is somebody who never ran a business. leftism is a mental illness. managing that in real time. she does reflect, she could be governor or mayor as well as these left wing democrats are doing in cities and states now.
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17 walgreens closed because under $950 it's only a misdemeanor. >> and violence happens because the store clerks try to stop them. >> greg: they won't. up next our movies lovers leaving home or still just watching alone? ♪ well, the names have all changed ♪ ♪ since you hung around ♪ ♪ but those dreams have remained ♪ ♪ and they've turned around ♪ ♪ who'd have thought they'd lead you ♪ ♪ (who'd have thought they'd lead you) ♪ ♪ back here where we need you ♪ ♪ (back here where we need you) ♪ ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot... ♪ welcome back, america. it sure is good to see you.
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greg are theaters having a revival. 22% of movie theaters are open. they added a fresh layer of the butter to the floors. a film about homeless men watching porn, i am told brought in $57-million dollars across north america. and crowella the nancy pelosi story took over 27 million. what do you think? >> do you go to movies? >> no, i don't like to go to the movies. you have to sit there and watch it. that's it. i don't sneak booze in.
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i don't go to the movies. >> greg: but you are drunk. i might as well as develop a drinking problem because you accuse me of it every day. i might as well enjoy being drunk. i like to watch movies at home. i can play on my phone and ask my husband every 10 minutes what is going on. >> greg: you are an actor. ? >> well,, i was an actor. thanks. >> [laughing]. >> new yorkers ip am good. i went to the movies yesterday. that's why i do with my kids. we have dates. me and my 7-year-old saw godilla and king kong. when i was a kid we would go our bikes to watch movies.
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and a conversation afterward who would like someone with 1 head when you have 3? that was brilliant. her mind was going. it was just us. i love that because i am sharing something with them. i hope they don't go away. i realize i am getting older and i am not in the commercial demographic you are. of course numbers are down because you can see movies at home. i will always choose the theatre. >> greg: at my age it's all about the pee breaks. you get them at home. it would cost you $947 to take your whole family to the movies. that's a one way ticket to hawaii. >> that's without the booze. they have booze at the movie
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theaters. kids will keep movies alive. you stick them in there. it's contained. they can't run around. they will hold off the streaming services. >> greg: a quiet place. >> watching porn. >> that's my apartment. >> if you hold off the streaming you will make money. >> greg: emily. what are your thoughts? i am sure you have one. >> movies are returning. every movie in the theater is like something being recycled. everyone has obviously been in lockdown. everyone is excited to get out and go to the movie theater. i will wait for top gun part ii. until then i am fine with hometown on the couch. >> [laughing]. >> greg: all right, all right.
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kraft. for the win win. >> greg: set your dvr. that's him, tyrus in our studio audience. [indiscernible] next. i'm greg gutfeld, i love you, america! ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello and welcome to "fox news @ night." i'm shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, the clock is ticking on efforts to retake to reach a bipartisan infrastructure. talks set to resume between president biden and top negotiators. we are going to take a look at where things stand right now. also breaking tonic, winter has just been declared in the special election in new mexico, seen as

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