russia or china, the most important thing the united states can do is having to get our own act together. the most powerful thing they want from us around the world is that we can demonstrate a multiregional democracy and worth. >> laura: thanks, ben. "gutfeld!" next. >> this is what a cicada looks like when it's coming out of the ground. you've got artwork over here as well. are we ready? i'm less scared of this. okay. >> oh, the crunch. >> do i have a wing hanging out of my mouth? >> greg: cicadas? shouldn't cnn be eating crow. ♪ ♪

[applause] >> greg: all right, you know it it's time for? >> hey kids, it's time for democrats corner. ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome to democrats corner. we are your hosts, greg gutfeld, gets a quick host on basic thing stop democrats stop ruining your lives. tonight's very special episode, cause and effect. you are probably wondering what is cause and effect? i'm a democrat. simply put, democrats, it's when one thing makes another thing happen. for example, when cat drinks too much tequila. >> here we go. >> greg: she doesn't go to work the next day. that is cause and effect. then she stays home and watch as forensic files all day, which makes her depressed. cause and effect. then she starts abusing horse

tranquilizers. cause and effect. which is how eyes sold all of those horse tranquilizers. cause and amazing effect. see, cause and effect can lead to bad things if you don't consider the consequences of your actions. for example, if you remove punishment -- if you punish crime, prime will go away. because of cause and effect. you will probably sell this horrible attack at nyc, it's one of many. this maniac who punched her had been arrested 17 times, but bail reform today means no bail and no jail. it is catch and release with themes instead of fish. the upside, the prisons aren't overcrowded. the downside, chinatown emergency rooms are. that's cause and effect. cause and effect example two, mayor de blasio cut 90 plus million dollars that was meant to build a new police precinct. because police are bad, even the ones that guard the studios. but in the last five months, nyc has had 531 shooting.

i do the math, but i'm too important for that. so now the mayor is reinstating the money for the precinct. we could have told them that would happen. we actually did, but apparently we were drowned out by the voices in his lumpy, googly eyed head. cause and effect, example three. baltimore mayor brandon scott once pushed a decrease, now he's pushing an increase. want to know why? homicides are up 17%. defunding reduce the police force and more people died. probably minorities. but addition and subtraction is harder than calculus. what did we predict? example four. period of more first-time is. me included. ironically, democrat mayors are causing on sales to increase for "the new york times" just admitted this, roughly one fifth of all gun purchases last year

were first timers. have for women, of faith were black, and if it's worse hispanic. and they were younger. i do love but have the new purchases were from women. the highest concern for purchase was personal safety. apparently guns are near the new seat belts in 2021. that's like calling my purse a messenger bag. after the politicians and media decided to make the communities less safe, it's up to you to provide your own security. a white liberal doesn't need a gun to do damage, all he needs is a poisonous idea and a little power and it will destroy communities quicker than 5,000 democrats moving to huntsville. and he will do it without an second thought. look at portland, oregon, but not for too long. the flash bangs will burn out your retinas. according to bright park, on mah murder of the year, that's five

times more than were reported during the same. back in 2020. this after the city council cup the police budget by nearly 15%. according to their hapless, pathetic mare who had to flee he was his own condo, they had an 85% decline in downtown foot traffic. unless you count the people running for your lives. most of the remaining traffic is speeding, and it even when they are arrested they -- cause and effect. this seems like the easiest thing to learn, but not a single democrat can. joe biden calls them an idea, being allowed to destroy a city would destroy a city. we knew pushing the defined in the police and branding them psychopaths would weaken the forces and lead to embolden criminals and minority victims. they bear the brunt of this. you didn't have to be miss cleo to see this coming. i wonder what the angry white male has to say. ♪ ♪

>> the liberal elites? [laughs] will look, i've got to say i like them okay. i've got a lot of friends i would describe that way and they are good people. good conversationalists, they like wine, books, good movie recommendations. yes, i like them. by the way, i like babies and puppies too. but i wouldn't put them in charge of the city. ♪ ♪ >> greg: he is wider than a pat boone family reunion. let's check in on the angry black male. ♪ ♪ >> hey, what's up?

if you defund the police in your city, the crime will go up. i'm not an upper mall adjuster anything, but i want to keep crime down in my city. it's a nice day though. ♪ ♪ >> greg: so democrats, this has been today's lesson in cause and effect. thank you for joining us on democrat corner. we hope that you remember some of it. but i didn't and 78, but you have no excuse. yes, welcome. tonight's guests, he is to answer the presidents questions and now she questions the

presidents. he was elected to congress in 25, the same age i accomplished renting a car, madison cawthorn. he's like a fence, fox news contributor. my sidekick, tyrus! all right, i'm going to go to you first come, congressman. i'm pretty sure -- you are in the clear and cat is only 21. >> see, i like the sky. >> greg: he's like a better looking vision of tom brady. >> when i used to be single i would kill it in boston. >> don't go to tampa.

>> your congressman, you do with republicans all the time, you are a new member. what is it about cause and effect that they don't understand? >> i would say when you start seeing what's going on in congress and you can say this is on both sides of the aisle, but it's almost entirely on the democratic side of the aisle. they are ruled by a single person embodied by nancy pelosi who carries out her well with the nine fist. and it doesn't matter what they feel in their hearts or -- you know what, may be our retinas will be burned out with the flash bangs. but the problem is is that they are more afraid of losing the election and nancy pelosi being against them than they are doing the right things for their constituents, and that is what is wrong with congress. >> kaylee, do you agree with this young tom brady? i actually think -- even though they know we are right, meaning nonliberals, they would rather let people suffer than be seen agreeing with us. it's like a the trump of fact.

the most plausible theory, but you couldn't agree with him because he was drunk. >> exactly right. i do agree with tom brady. without a aside, yes, this cause and effect. you defund the police, what you think is going to happen? you let criminals out of prison during a pandemic, what did you think was going to happen? here is what amazes me. they take it a step further and they say we have the answers for violent crimes, it is that there is a pandemic and everyone is locked inside so therefore murderers have gone up. excuse me? how does that make any sense? even in mexico murderers went down. but here in the united states, they are skyrocketing. >> greg: how do you like outnumbered so far? >> i love it. i invited you weeks ago. >> greg: i'm picking the right moment. >> we would think you any time. >> greg: aren't i a lucky guy

just being here? don't you think so, tyrus? by the way, where did you film one angry black male? speak i don't give away my location -- let's just say the hotel treats me nice. this is the problem with your monologue, and you know i always like your monologue, very rarely to ever dislike your monologue, but i just feel like you are a bad guy and a movie who is trying to tell may forget the plan, just go shoot them. you just don't get it, greg. you keep saying cause and effect. all they understand his cause. and they always want causes that don't affect them. so it's very easy to say in a really nice place or condo or penthouse or wherever you are living talking about welcome of course. we don't need police, i've got a doorman and a security guard. i don't need police. let's get rid of them. they are never affected by what's going on in the world and then when it gets to the point where they can see the fire

burning from their special viewing place where they sipped their wine and talk about days of old they never contributed then, that's when it's a problem. and they are like hey, let's refund the police. that doesn't help because most of the officers have left town, retired early, and wouldn't come back for double the wages. so -- oh, you're going to fix it again? here's another thing, they don't know how to change the narrative very good. you can't just say oh, new information, breaking news, we just heard that there was a lab in wuhan that may have done it. this is crazy, we never knew this. and then the one republican on the panel is like excuse me -- no, no, you are racist. you cannot fix problems because they are just out of touch. pelosi only cares about getting her hair done and making sure her ice cream freezer is full. as long as she has ice cream and a good perm, we good. >> greg: i wonder if she gets here and that ice cream. >> between the dentures falling out, may be i don't know.

>> greg: you know, kat, i thought the hangover was the best example of cause and effect. they hang over, you drink too much, you pay the price paid that's exactly like voting for democrats. it might feel good, but then -- >> i am a raging alcoholic. and a horse tranquilizer addict apparently. >> greg: don't forget the computer cleaner. >> yes, yeah. absolutely. look, it was so exciting for a little bit there. these meaningful conversations we were having about criminal justice reform. the republicans were on board, important conversations, it was exciting -- it got exciting. and sometimes when things get exciting, somebody has to go full idiot. let's let violent felons with repeated violence and acts of violence in their past out of jail. so now we are seeing this and

everyone saying well, what happened? it's quite obvious what happened. there's a huge difference between when a criminal justice reform and wanting a ton of crime violent -- violent crime on your streets. i do not like violent crime. i stand strongly against it. >> greg: i'm not going to see where you live, because i tweeted it earlier. but there are hotels in parts of new york city that are filled with felons. and -- but we are told that we say homeless, because these people are homeless, but they are homeless because they were released from rikers, which is a prison. so we can't say -- no one says they are felons until they go out and commit a crime on the street. and that you find out oh, this guy has been arrested eight times in the past four months and he's just going back in and out and in and out. and that's the solution. we've reached the nadir. i don't know if it can get any lower than it is, but it's very sad, very sad indeed.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: fauci was warned, but the emails was going to. "the washington post" obtained hundreds of pages of dr. fauci's emails from the early days of the pandemic. aside from the usual request for -- they required correspondence. there really weren't nudes, was waiting to see if the audience was listening. the virus had some unusual features and looked engineered. eric a nelson wrote to fauci

saying china had been lying at their death toll adding "the data posted by china is not on the garbage, it has misled the world into a full set of security. the death rate and age versus death -- i truly believe the outbreak is either already happened or is about to happen. now that is just part of the email. it went on for several pages, which apparently fauci didn't have time for because he forwarded the email to a member of nih writing, too long for me to read. too long for me to read, i would be a great name for his book. if whoops i [bleep] up wasn't already taken by andrew cuomo. i usually stop reading emails

around 500,000. every time. >> i can't help it. her little pointy arms, they can't do [bleep] to me. i wouldn't be worried about him getting up. i'm literally in a wheelchair and he's the only one here with a better chair. i don't know how this decision was made. >> you wouldn't enjoy it. >> greg: all right, but the visit don mike physicist was right there they have approximately 4600 dead from coronavirus. in another different email, a researcher thanks fauci for dismissing the wuhan lab leak early on calling fauci brave for dispelling myths about the virus origins. like the cost of friends, that didn't age well. such a great line. i think i'm going to stop right

there. do you think -- do you think they should build a statue of fauci? >> 1000%. great title, too long for me, that's hilarious. too long to read that china email. but let's review what fauci did have some time to email. he had time to respond to friends who said he had a cultlike following to which fauci replies, i can't wait for this to end. yeah right, he's enjoying it. then he emails a friend and said, they said i look like brad pitt on "snl." that made my day. and my favorite one is when he sends out a headline that says "crush cuomo and fever fauci, the sexualization of these men is real." that is what he was doing during a pandemic. >> greg: i loved it. i didn't know about the doughnuts. fauci doughnuts, they are

holier-than-thou. >> they are. >> greg: this is why i have a show. i come up with things like that. it is it not undeniable? >> it is undeniable for only you to come up with that. you are 100% right. i find this tragically disgusting. you had time to throw it first pitch is, you had time to do every tour on every tv show and be praised, but you didn't have time to read an email which was specific to your job. one of the things that science and doctors are supposed to do a lot of his reading. it's like their number one thing. you had one job. you are in charge of infectious diseases and you had something sparked off and you passed it off to say it's too long to read. there was no other follow-up email. so what did you come up with? was there anything into it? do i need to check it? where is that? he literally dismissed it because it wasn't important to him when it was supposed to be

important to him. so just like we like to go and -- if the glove fits, it does in this one. this isn't an o.j. system. but there needs to be the same attitude towards fauci and how he ignored the red flags, signs, yell, look at me appeared there is a problem here. and he just let it go because he is famous. >> greg: he also indulged a guy who was involved in all of this stuff. i'm wondering, is this collusion congressman? this is actual collusion between the lab and fauci? >> when you start looking into it, everything points to the fact that it is. you see that it's very clear that he knew that this was an engineered virus that came to america. imagine if this was some kind of an action a war that happened instead of a virus that got out of the lab. we found out all of the production was over in china. my heart medication was late getting to my home because it was made in china.

how does that make any sense? not only was he not reading the emails, but he's literally lying to the american people. i think every single parent who has a child in school who's been forced to wear a mask should go to that school board meeting and read the email from tony fauci and say look, i do not believe that -- any mask you can get a get a store in america would be able to stop a virus. he only need to wear it if you are infected. but instead he wanted to have a virtuous signaling tool, he wanted to be able to tell people this is what you have to do. because like you said, he's a maniac. can you imagine anybody accessing your emails? >> that's what i was thinking about the entire time. >> i'm never going to be in the government. you sir -- you are 25? >> 25. >> greg: don't even use email, you are a guy come you're going to make a mistake. >> again, i'm 25 but i just use airdrop. >> greg: when you do look into it, i'm so confused how we let these emails get out.

hillary clinton would have deleted these in 2,000. >> i don't think any would vote for me, so i don't have to worry about it. he didn't read it because -- all the other stuff he was getting. this person wanted fauci to read the email instead of, i really hope that this information got to you. say, i hope this information got to your hot, self. and you are so and hot. he would've loved it. then -- my favorite was when he was like, i don't like attention pair that's like me saying that. it's just not true. >> greg: when you say that with your voice, it's very disturbing. >> , hot. [laughter] >> commercial. >> greg: saved by our

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until the 1960s they had more white sheets then laundry day at your local marriott. of course, that didn't stop media from calling her a kkk princess for attending a debutante ball in 1999. she seems like a decent person, not arranging racist, which is exactly what a raging racist would want you to think. as of now, she's made no official statement. so what could she be hiding? who else in the office is a secret klansman? steve carroll? john krasinski? rainn wilson? one thing we know for certain is that they are all white. and that makes them... >> racist. >> greg: excellent work there. all right, kat, i believe there something else going on here. this is a vendetta from someone who knew her from her hometown or high school, that has to be the case. >> i don't like her, i think

she's the worst character in the office except for pam. something i could never handle. but i will still say, kkk princess is quite far. because it was segregated before she was born. she also, you know, graduated from princeton which was segregated before she was born, she's a democrat which they were segregated before she was born. i will say that this is ridiculous, even though a gun i find almost everything she's done to be annoying. i hope that people who could find me annoying will do the same when i'm accused. of >> greg: are we sure that wasn't a early disney film? i'm just pondering. i don't even know what i'm saying anymore. i'm amazed that there were people who could get worked up by this. i'm curious about the back story, but their actual

people -- "i'm outraged over this, oh, my god!" >> it must be a tough way to live. looking everywhere for a racist and you can outrage and cancel them -- feel so good about yourself. it's insane. but one way to be immune from all of that is to be an elected official with a d next to your name. and then the president will embrace you as president biden did this week. a day later, president biden says for some reason black entrepreneurs don't have lawyers and accountants -- it's a huge stereotype or its was long as you've got that d and you are an elected official, you are in the clear. >> greg: so true. congresswoman, you and i were talking about this. i would be willing to say that 99.9% of anybody who is reacting to the story has never heard about it. it is one person who is pushing this. all it felt like i have to say, twitter must be their best friend for they basically started crowdsourcing.

>> let's just a let a bunch of people be outraged. >> greg: a boon for very lazy writers like myself. osiris, what is your take on this? >> the racism you just display it did to me first -- [laughter] i am your leading expert on racism. the story is literally -- i have a list as every brother i know has, things to be aware of on our racist watch list. this group is number seven on mine. they have gone undetected, on celebrated, unfunded for eons. but how are they able to still randomly call somebody up who has no idea who they are and say, guess what? congratulations, you are our queen for the day. my gosh, that's great, thank you so much, white power. [laughter] this and the greatest part of

the story is that she's not responding. thank you for being the adult in the room. when people make accusations, explaining noise makes it worse. the other side of it, if i was going to -- let's say my career was going into a spiral and i was sitting with my publicist going, what can we do to get a little attention? the numbers are down. well, there was this one group that was kind of racist, but not really. but let's go with it, let's do that. it still number seven on my list, because they are so clever that we've never heard of them. but yet, little queens everywhere. >> i happen to like around "the office." >> i liked her too. >> i am just imagine her singing an apology an apology. >> greg: that's a pretty good tip. before you judge, judge her.

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in a town hall last week, zucker said he did suspend chris because that would just be punishment for the sake of punishing. although, punishment for the sake of punishment is usually how punishment works. even coworker suggested he take leave of absence to go with his absence of talent. i'm sure it be hard to take a guy off the air who think there's a line from the 1921 total salt race massacre to current laws. to speak of the party of trump intensifying efforts to strip people of color of their rights to vote means that just becauses not another tulsa massacre doesn't mean the efforts are not equally unholy. are we just going to watch another mass attack on minorities unfold? >> greg: the slaughter of hundreds of black americans is similar to wanting secure elections? that's a good one, chris.

if you wanted to talk about politicians killing people he could've referenced his brother. i mean, what would you call killing thousands in nursing homes making room for the early bird special? selling tickets to a fund-raiser at the end of the month for $10,000 each. that is nearly $1 for every woman he has groped. although advisors suggest he stop calling it "ladies' night." tyrus, what do you make of this? >> let's get after it. i remember when i came out -- we laughed. he was just trying to get up catchphrase. an upside, leave the room. enough down like it was cool, it worked but he just creates things trying to be cool. he's been like this, i'm sure his entire life. he's trying to recreate a controversy to take attention off of his ineptness and his

family's controversies by saying that the g.o.p. is one meeting away from taking 100 angry white men and welling up in 300 brothers and killing us -- i don't think that's going to happen. they are not going after brothers, they are going after the government. they are protesting out the white house. they are not running around looking for us, they are literally mad at the government. it has nothing to do with race. and there are people of color in the g.o.p. -- i know it's shocking, breaking news. that feel the exact same way. that's what happens when you go to the well one too many times. he plays the race card, everybody is on it -- now people are like oh, it's the end. it's the end.

they are on the way to hln. or h and l? >> greg: did somebody get that? >> in your monologue you mentioned you watched at the airport. cnn got bonked. a bunch of consonants, a bunch of consonants. it's like forensic files without the murders being solved being solved. >> greg: that's true. congressman, i love how cnn said they are not going to punish them because just punishment. like, you don't need to punish if that's all it is. that makes no sense to me. classic for me, but not for me. i'm really surprised that cnn is now taking their cues from the kardashians. we now have more employees than we do have viewers, so we need a controversy to really get viewership up. and it's really kind of disgusting. the double standard that you see in the media is blatant, but cnn is the worst. is it frustrating just to see the double standard?

it must be given... >> cnn if you are conservative. you're off the air, you're tossed off the air and fired. but what are the standards for him? i mean, what's the standard for quiz cuomo when someone called them for eight oh, he threatened to throw them down the stairs but that's not enough to get the fire to cnn if you are a democrat? what is enough? >> greg: he hasn't been fired, but is not on the air. will he be attending the fund-raiser? >> now, but i do find it inspiring and a sense, because just the confidence -- i will blurt out something weird at a branch and everyone who is there, every time i see them for the next nine years i poked on mike panic about how they hate me. and then there is this guy who's involved in all the scandals and all these investigations that are still ongoing -- why don't you spend ten grand to come hang out with me, don't worry, it goes to a cause very near my

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man she was interviewing. the interaction was recorded and broadcast on national radio. it said "i don't have a boyfriend, so that definitely made it a lot easier." right, she just had sex with a stranger, but having a boyfriend would've stopped her from that. what a moral compass she has. all right congressman, pick the story. i would pick the invisible sculpture if i were you. >> i don't ever -- i thought the press year was bad. but i will tell you this was very reminiscent of joe biden's infrastructure plan. we've got a lot of potholes and western california -- the nicer looking through the infrastructure plan and it's starting to look like a certificate you get for the sculpture. >> greg: that's good. tyrus, is this italian artist flawed? so you like his jokes and not mine? you people make me sick. tyrus, the artist is a genius? >> yeah, he is.

100%. i mean, i could have written so many books by now. it's the invisible touch by tyrus but how many pages is that? 1 million. if you say it's not there, you are racist. what was i thinking? >> greg: i know. it's because is brilliant. >> greg: the invisible man part two. you can actually report, kat, that the artwork has been stolen and get to insurance. >> any level to the scam. >> you came from new york, that's all you do. >> greg: that's all we do. >> i would rather you call me a racial epitaph and sam from new york. >> greg: kat, what would you like to talk about? >> i don't know. the sex thing -- she said her

mom thought it was funny and my dad thought it was cool. i can't deal with that. now, no, your dad -- >> greg: the only thing worse than that was when brian williams that he used to watch girls with allison williams. >> that is also bad. i have a great dad. >> i couldn't come as a father -- that's my girl. go get him honey. i mean, what the he. >> greg: you can talk about the artwork or the woman and indenmark. >> the second story is nasty, so i'm going to say this imaginary statue of tom brady and if you would like to purchase it and i would give you the certificate of authentication. >> i would, but i'm just going to kidnap him and we will come

by. >> i'm on wheels. [laughter] >> frat guys are going to do this, come to my place and see my sculpture. >> greg: by the way, they are both fake stories. there is no art. and i don't think she really had sex, because she was on radio pitch he probably acted it out. they are both geniuses. >> i think she had sex. >> greg: it's a disgusting story and i condemn everything i've said in the past hour. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ like many people with moderate to severe ulcerative colitis or crohn's disease, i was there. be right back. but my symptoms were keeping me from where i needed to be. so i talked to my doctor and learned humira is the #1 prescribed biologic for people with uc or crohn's disease. and humira helps people achieve remission that can last,

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