>> i forgot to take the face mask off. i'm really not happy, guys. how am i supposed to work like this? >> laura: we don't know is a commuting genius issue we don't know if it's real, real are staged, tweet us. yes or no. "gutfeld!." >> greg: infrastructure reform, what does the press get wrong when covering bidens agenda? do you feel you've made progress with that? i have a daughter going into pre-k, and i think what kind of country will it be when they are our age? do you fear that given the craziness we are seeing from the g.o.p.? >> greg: just ask her to the prom. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

yes. all right! here we are, welcome back. i hope you had a great weekend you know obviously that kat didn't [bleep]. [laughter] she'll never learn. poor lisa boothe doesn't know when to put the bottle down. [laughter] yeah! these are our role models. so, do you write your congressman or senator most of them read and a sixth grade level so do it in grand. but chances are all you're going to get back our letter sent out by a staff.

i contact my local representative a lot and i keep sending them sketches of kat's husband. still on the loose. today, as a world famous celebrity i get politicians to listen to me when you can't. he's a professor of criminal justice at john jay college of criminal justice, redundant, for the past 30 years. serving 37 years in the police department, last three years as department chief he knows his stuff which is why you never see him on tv. he wrote to senator tim scott about police reform and all he got back was a form letter. i decided it's my job to amplify sensible solutions and none of them factor into race which means cnn will call them racists. let's begin with reality. the guy with the broom at the circus who goes where the elephants are, please go to where the crime is. that's high crime areas where

decent people of color live but also riffraff. cops protecting people of color it doesn't get any more racist than that. so you have high crime areas now and activity quotas where police departments must issue a minimum number of summons or make arrests over a week or a month. problem? cobb's father quotas with, traffic violations. or tuesday. [laughter] did you know that most negative contact between cops and the public are in traffic stops? and because police are in the minority concentrated areas the perception is that blacks are being hassled over minor violations. it's a fair point. do you think any cop wanted to wrestle eric garner overselling loose cigarettes? no. if they didn't over attack cigarettes to control behavior there would be no reason to sell loose ones in the first place. that's another gripe or another day. he died over a loose cigarette.

george floyd's case it began with a fake $20 bill. small things lead to huge tragedies. what is the solution? first, get rid of activity quotas which would stop forcing cops to chase minor violations. no one ever watches the cop show where the guy keeps arresting people for ripping tags off mattresses. when he was chief got rid of activity quotas allowing cops to patrol to make arrests for stuff like robberies which sounds a good better deterrent than a ocs getting rid of jails. he wants to remove the burden of traffic stops and put it on tech. i know we hate red light and speed limit cameras but chances are you're already on camera a lot these days. especially if you rented my house on airbnb. you thought the head and shoulders bottle was empty. but machines make objective decisions and a camera won't care if you unbuttoned the top buttons of your shirt unless

it's operated by brian kilmeade to come of the freak. this one step reduces negative interactions with the public which is also happening to don lemon in the 11:00 p.m. slot. [laughter] ratings are going down. i have to explain these media jokes do you people? traffic warnings also instead of tickets will allow cops more discretion and letting someone off with a warning always creates goodwill and community. finally we need to end the drug war. we lasted a century ago so let's pick up our pipes and go home. instead of keeping drunks of the prism , closing institutions we still have knots on the street. i'm just talking about the mayor. we can still get any drug we want on the street but it's poorly dose we have thousands and thousands of deaths per year, thank you, china, from

street ethanol. my solution, sitting at home i experimented with illegal substances until i was out of my tree but i was home in the safety and security of an apartment where my stupidity hurts no one. but i have what i call oblivion privilege, i can seek any oblivion i want because i'm inside and not out. but i've i had been on the street and the officer had told me to put my hands up or lie flat on the ground i would have been noncompliant. because standing there in my state i would have thought, how is this giant blue plant talking? the fact is people want their oblivion but there is no way, nowhere for them to go after they get it. which is why you see them on the street or in the starbucks bathroom. i'm lucky and industrious to have my own fun without bothering others, neighbors be, just like you having our martinis watching "the five." not everyone has the luxury and something to think about as

people prefer to change the subject and call you racist. [cheers and applause] welcome tonight's guest, well, the average blood alcohol just went up, republican strategist and fox news contributor lisa boothe! there you go! she is written as many speeches as joe biden's plagiarized them, former deputy national security advisor kt mcfarland! he has comedy audience on their feet, heading for the exits. federated in chief of the losses party, michael loftus! she looks like she's 12 yet she complains like she's 85. fox news contributor, kat timpf! how was your weekend? >> i mean, you go to one club on one sunday and you have an intervention on the live

televisions show. it's been when you never went to bed. how do you do that? >> you should have seen my twitter messages it was hilarious. >> greg: would you make of the reforms, do you agree wholeheartedly with all of them because i think you should have in the partying ways in your private life. >> what you put out was smart but when i have a problem now with the public and they were having about police reform is it's based off a bunch of lies. it's based on the left and the media's license one of the deadly laced lies ever been told you look at 2020 last year alone, the highest homicide record annual increase in homicide record and history you go back and you look at 1,021 people killed by the police and 2020, over 60% had guns and a 17% had a knife. the entire narrative where having in the country right now is complete b.s. and so that's the problem i have with the public especially about police

reform. it's not happening and what is happening police are leaving the police force, they individuals like black lives matter are dying, think about the people murdered alone given the violent crime that's gone up in the city. >> greg: just by you. >> yeah, exactly. >> greg: your reckless drunken rages, people you have been standing. it's scare you, kt. >> we have our social distance. >> it's meaningless, so social distancing where like it so stupid, you could sit in a restaurant now across from somebody but we have the tv shows where we are like six or y stupid. biko of course but we are in new york everything in new york is stupid. i came back where florida where people were walking around like normal human beings. to be one fun of florida for being abnormal but they are the most normal which makes them abnormal.

wow. had blown. >> blindingly obvious, there you go. >> greg: it's a long time since i talked you and what you make -- lisa took all the basic talking points and you're with nothing. >> about five more minutes. >> greg: would you make of my suggestions and you probably aren't going to go far with them. >> i was nervous about that. i think it makes an enormous amount of sense and particularly your point that they're trying to distract the attention, right? we are moving to socialism and canceling the culture, taking in the entire nation and constitution and flushing it down the toilet yet we are supposed to worry about things like all the insensible things you talked about. initially, they use the excuse while donald trump is so terrible that the rules no longer apply and we will just go after him. while he's gone now and it's the pandemic, well, the exceptional

situations we have to take more control. but now we've got a new thing with racism. do you know the end result and the resolution? government. >> greg: driving the voters so deep and separation that they have to elect republicans to clean up the mess and it's like the parent child, we get a parent and then we get a child, than a parent, then a child. they're looking at what trump did with immigration and echoing it. they have to do that with law enforcement and they are doing it now, he was pro-law-enforcement and that made them racist and now they are realizing, no, it is sensible. kat i want to talk about the drug part of this because i realize nobody here on the othed people get mad at me, people hate the idea but i tried to explain to them that they died because of legalization because when it does it drives people to

take illicit substances where if it's controlled and legally you actually can monetize -- monetize after monitoring. >> absolutely, regardless of what people think about the war on drugs and what you're right does to put something in your body without being arrested for being jailed for it. we've been doing it for decades and decades, the war on drugs and it's quite clear that the winner is drugs. we spent more than $1 trillion on this and there is never been a consistent stable decline drug use or abuse and you mention last year, huge spike in overdoses and the vast majority was with illegal drugs buried because people don't know what they are taking and they are using something and if they don't know how much is in it, fentanyl lynette, it's harm reduction. i don't smoke math not to brag, but the reason for that isn't because it's illegal. people who do that anyway, they

are not clearly not stopping at the fact that it's illegal either. it's been when you treat your drug regardless whether it's legal or illegal and ask michael, drug dealer, if you want crystal meth i can hook you up. >> are you a chemistry teacher at the local high school? >> i'm the cool cam teacher. >> a couple things come out i'm tired of the reform police talk at all. i'm completely bored and how about re-reform your lousy life like you have the kids going like -- how about the parents and parental reform? and we discuss that. if you don't have a kid running around the streets of chicago and it's completely correct. >> greg: you cannot pass judgment on immoral behavior or bad behavior anymore because

it's being construed as racist and all cops are bad including minority ones in the minority majority city like new york city or chicago. i think we should do a thing called cops for a day in lottery. someone who is mouthing off about who we need to rear form the police, you won the cop for. >> it changes people's minds when they do their right along and there never the same. >> greg: they make them feel very uncomfortable, i get it, i like this in the front too. officer greg is in the house. i straddled a shotgun that they got there, it's very difficult and awkward. up next, a golfer faces a junction due to covid in texas. ♪ ♪ the best part of stepping into the spotlight isn't the awards

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>> greg: six shots below the rest until the positive covid test. i speak of pro golfer jon rahm who positive test forced them to withdraw from the tournament this week and causing him a chance at over $1.67 million for the first prize money, six stroke lead with one round to go. it sounds like hunter with his laptop. here he is getting the news on live tv. >> oh. >> not again. >> what's wrong? >> greg: it's like a reality show like they said, you're going home you didn't get a rose this is amazing. and the pga tour he says he contact tracing after being close to someone who had covid.

he was allowed to remain in the tournament but had to test after each round in the first several negatives and then one positive and it's the one positive test you cannot avoid by buying a bag of off craigslist, kat. full me once, shame on me. meanwhile, other covid insanity, 71% of democrats believe american should continue to stay home as much as possible. maybe to get other democrats to stop burning down the cities they run. 87% of republicans supported return to business as usual. in other words, democrats hate america. i'm kidding. maybe? you know who is not staying home this summer? our new correspondent joe mackey who is outside with more varied is it back to business as usual? speak of the story involves being outside and it's kind of monkey i'd rather be inside. but to answer your question things are starting to get back

to normal. somebody compared me to pee-wee herman on the train and we will have to get used to that again being compared to pee-wee herman. alisa knows and i'm talking about. >> greg: i feel bad for you and your family, and your parents. michael, let's go to a sports angle here, you look like a hakki sack player. you probably played years of hakki sack and it's a dangerous sport and i'm surprised you're not dead. >> i did in college. >> greg: back in the '70s. >> this dude in the golf tournament link you find out that he's got covid and you roll right right up on him? sorry, dude, you've got covid! like when you use a blowhard for that belief >> greg: it's that dangerous! >> he's doing that well with

covid, they should allow him to play. >> greg: exactly, handicap right there. i've got a fever of 102 and i can't stop sweating. >> golf is the ultimate social distancing, how many people are playing over like miles of green terrain? >> greg: this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard. >> governor desantis said about new york? really dumb and you've been vaccinated and you've got five face masks playing in your backyard. except for the guy who had to pick up the ball out of the hole which is where they are a lot of a lot of times. >> greg: he hit a hole and run. >> he is terrific and he will have a great career and everybody's going to remember is the fact that he had to take the ball put it in his pocket and go home because of the covid test. >> greg: he should sue, -- >> he can now. >> greg: how white is that?

i'm going to see the pga -- i want all the money. i don't know. get free botox and teeth whitening. >> where do i sign up? >> greg: so, kat, democrat poll is hilarious so i was thinking that it be amazing at all the democrats want to stay home and republicans want to go out, libertarian you're on the fence. would it be great if the pandemic actually separated annoying people from on annoying? all the annoying people just stayed home. all the on the annoying people are out and about and could that -- this is mind-blowing. >> i agree, and if you want to stay home and do you think it makes you a great person who cares about other people even though the vaccine has been available to anybody who wants it for months now and close to half a year for the highest risk population feel free to stay home so i don't need to wait behind you in line to get a drink at the bar. feel absolutely free.

i walk around new york outside and it's hot in people -- double masks and a face shield, go home! just go home! >> greg: you're basically living in a camper. >> this can be fun for you, there is no way you can breathe. this might kill you. it's 90 degrees outside, go home! >> greg: that was a screech. >> at the guy just went through puberty. >> greg: i think jasper, jasper's 30 blocks away going like this. you know, i watched her shirtless dudes jogging up the highway in masks in hot weather and it makes no sense. i was taking pictures, you didn't shut down all you didn't go home because you probably don't have home. your life is partying, you must find this hilarious. >> naturally. i think the hearing in my left ear is doubt now.

but the reverse of what we have seen in the river is where if you're not wearing a mask and you're not virtuous or terrible person like if you're out and wearing a mask like you're a loser. the reverse happened. if you want to chain yourself to your kitchen table and go out and wear face diapers for the rest of your life like be my guest it's absolutely insane and it's true that 71% of democrats are complete sheep people and can be convinced of anything and one has been right about covid? what have we been told that's been held out? >> greg: when you're getting at is that democrats have a problem with respecting our understanding cost-benefit analysis. at a certain point you're at the beach and you go, yeah, i know their shark attacks are in undertow but i'm still going swimming. we get that, kids get it but democrats go if there is a infinitesimal amount of risk they can be convinced to stay home. they will stay home however if it's politically on the other side they will say go out to, go

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hats, et cetera are dominantly made out of the oil and gas that we so proudly produced. we want amazing, got them there. it round one to chris rice and anything else? >> were north face goes the extra mile is the focus on the outdoor industry. the industry that only came into existence because of oil and gas like stephen, snowboards, weak boards, kayaks, canoes, sailboats, hot air balloons, climbing gear, ropes, et cetera, north face is not only in extraordinary customer of the oil and gas industry, they are a partner with the oil and gas industry bringing the great outdoors within reach of so many. thank you, north face and you're welcome. [laughter] >> greg: isaac is being fantastic but well done. it him on the show. better than loftus. north face said they'd reject sharing a local with a oil and

gas business the same way they reject the porn industry or the tobacco industry. >> like loftus. >> greg: writes, he also placed thank you north face billboards around the country. he hopes the campaign will spark a honest conversation about the oil and gas business especially with outdoor sports persons like me which is a nice way of saying in your face, north face. when it comes to common sense it appears they've got fleeced. >> job, greg, i thought it was hilarious. tell lisa to cool it with all the boos. >> greg: thanks, god. i think god is worried about you. all right, so, kat, i want every

person on earth to see this video because once you watch the video you understand that there is no way in the human race will ever give up petroleum products. it has changed our lives and if you said no, the petroleum products, you are saying you have them already. >> absolutely and a lot of it's about the virtue signaling. i don't know if you follow on the news, as closely as i do, you would know something similar today happen to khloe kardashian. >> greg: what happened? >> she went on a big rant about people using plastic water bottles this morning and then she was trending on twitter because people were like this whole family only travels on private jets and they don't let a single celebration go by without massive balloon arrangements like bigger than most people's homes. have you seen them ever threw a party for like a 1-year-old? like, there are wars that had

smaller carbon footprints. then for a kid that's too young to form memories. it happens all the time and it happens every day in people like climate protests they'll be wearing things made of petroleum. it's all about not wanting to look bad like, we are the woke fleece company. >> greg: i remember a kardashian film that involved a lot of petroleum. i want to get into that here, thank you. that's called a call back. >> you sure that was a michael? >> greg: yeah, michael, you are making some odd amateur choices and film years ago. everybody things how plastic is actually bad for animals, they save animals lives for example glass frames tortoiseshell glass frames aren't made anymore because tortoiseshell glass frames are plastic, right? sea turtles can swim unless they have the little ring around their neck.

>> really? >> greg: it holds their heads up when they swim. >> i think you're lying to me. >> greg: i love this guy i love that he did the full flip. it's like he is the that north face doesn't want to acknowledge. he went full hiding place on him. you want to say i didn't spend time with you? here's a list, here's a whole list. >> we did this, we did this! chuck schumer was there! >> charlie sheen was there! >> good advice from hunter biden. >> greg: you know, lisa, to michael that she made a good point which is rare let's give him that. the problem with our side whether it's to the writer libertarian is that we don't have enough like that, you know what i'm saying? we have a great product, we have great ideas and great innovation but we haven't merited rates of

persuaders and that's what i like about that. >> what is hilarious in the campaign was called thank you north face. it's the shiv, the best thing ever and he set up billboards around north faces denver offices. >> greg: you know mike, you're thinking about your next drink. >> just let me get out of here. 20 more minutes! >> drinking water. >> greg: kt finish this round, what are your thoughts? >> this guy is brilliant. the problem with conservatives as we try to make arguments with stats, figures, facts. but this guy, his humor, we are all listening to virtual signaling and that's wrong because of this, this, we look like stern nannies. this is the class clown and were

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♪ ♪ >> greg: when the pendulum again should you get new friends? according to a piece in "the new york times" also known as communists, returning to the normal life offers the perfect opportunity to ditch her loser friends especially if it's a friend who reads "the new york times."

writer kate murphy points out we become more like the people we surround ourselves with. "indeed to press friends it more likely you will be depressed, obese friends will make it more likely you are obese, friends that drink and smoke a lot will make sure you do the same." in other words choose your friends with what they can do for you using people as the new friendship. having supportive hardworking friends will make you more hardworking but it can improve on number of health markers. that settles it. smoking and single friends it is. if during the height of the pandemic many itself social network shrink like george costanza stepping out of an unheated swimming pool. the country reopens they say to take a more cultivated approach and make you a better person. is it healthy to cut out unwanted people in your life? i refused to hang out with kat and her sister. ♪ ♪

[laughter] it's amazing you're not bruised more with the amount of falling. >> it is amazing. now you're bringing my sister into this? >> greg: i got your husband, your sister, you wait. don't you need a few quote bad influences in your life? i ask you eyes the good influence in your life and the bad influence in mine. so, i feel like you've got to have a span and somebody that represents everything. >> i agree and i think the main determinant is if someone is on your side or not. because i have dropped friends in the pandemic and i was like my anxiety has dropped and i realize it's because i had been having so much anxiety if somebody was going to be mean tome. >> greg: that's the thing you've got super negative people it's not good and you -- it

doesn't matter what their wages, and even if they're depressed because you can medicate that it's people that are negative drain on your life. you have to be the plus and not the minus. to quote a book that was a "new york times" best seller. lisa, is this how you pick your friends if they are or depressed? >> is that why you felt -- i think i was there in the video. >> yeah, that was leased out. >> you want them all, though, right? you want to depressed friend of your having a bad friend, you want to commiserate with, you want to eat pizza and have like a night or you want a drinking buddy or if you need to be in a good mood you hang out with your friend -- >> greg: all your buddies are drinking buddies. i've mexican friend now. >> you have all these different

friends. wide variety. >> greg: i think i have a picture when you've your days out with a friend and look at this. oh, i'm apple picking. >> that was good clean fun, greg. >> greg: i don't know, you were sticking your head and a board. god knows where the board has been. speedy nine rescue me from wherever i am right now , i'm off in the world and i can get out of it. >> it's like a bottle of the bottle. how dare they. how dare "the new york times" the virtuous "new york times" go after people that are fat and people who are depressed. is that nondiscrimination? >> greg: yes, it is! >> is that not the horrible form of discriminate because it's discriminating against uppity and how they look "the new york times" i got somebody writing about the stuff and have they looked at their own bottom line and the only part of "the new york times" is

getting new members to join the upcoming new subscriptions. it's the recipe section! >> greg: that's hilarious! >> if you want to be hot and look hot you need uglier friends. >> greg: thank you, thank you, thank you! >> finally we come to wait! you need exclusively fat friends! you look like a million dollars! let's go! they know where the best food is, you look better than them, you cheer them up, you're a role model, this is why i hang around you because i look like a sharp dresser. i will be the yen to your yang, sir. >> greg: i remember the first time i met you. it was like it's so nice of you to take the homeless people out. >> that's why nobody's reading "the new york times." >> greg: we have shifted to bmi definition so that everybody is obese like by definition.

and everybody -- almost everybody qualifies for issues because of whatever drug you might be on. i think that it is wise to pick -- you do not want to have bad influences in life but she picked -- that's when she said. it's a very bad thing to say like, oh, somebody's depressed no, you want somebody pressed people can be positive to your life. it's people that are negative drain on you that are bad. >> vampires. >> greg: exactly. i'm getting to this piece and nobody can stop me. about how trump is dressed. ♪ ♪ and returns right from the doorstep. it's a whole new world out there. let's not keep it waiting.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: they hate that his rents, now they hate his pants. they have nothing better to watch than donald trump's pants. he touched on a whole host of topics during his saturday rally in north carolina but people on twitter were stuck on this one thing, his pants. you blue sars on twitters, see , they thought it had been trump was wearing his pants backwards. we did the media do come monday zeroed in on his pants of

course. meeting to headline such as "trump successfully wore pants correctly" report to new york magazines. actually he wasn't wearing his pants backwards at it we can that's mpr. referencing a investigation that reviewed the rally's footage. better to have your pants on backwards then two monkeys rip them off you. >> [bleep] [bleep]! [laughter] >> greg: terrifying. no means no, monkeys. no means no, monkeys. consensual, consensual even on the beach. all right, how weird is it that our media can comment on this but not give a dang with covid.

>> covid they don't care about shootings in chicago. i bet if trump's pants ran for mayor of chicago they would win. that's just one end alpha trump is, what a powerful -- his tie can probably make it to vice president. >> greg: i bet his pants put on donald trump one leg at a time! >> hey, yes! yes, i blow your mind! i just came up with that! what's going on here! sometimes i get so scared! i get so scared! >> greg: kt is the type of stuff you would focus on if you're the advisor? >> it so holy areas. just focused on one part. donald trump's actually has people who tell him how he looks. you look great, well, i can tell

you but my wife says you look great. so, the whole joke is just why are they so focused so much below his belt? why did they not focus on what is above his neck? >> greg: nothing actually changed, the people who were better bozos about trump where that way before trump during trump, and after trump. they can give him up and also they were doing it to bush, reagan, but they all pretended like somehow it is unique to donald trump, lisa. what do you make of this and you think all these people are just like completely delusional? >> i think they are creepy. why are they looking that close? weird, right? kind of gross. but are they going to take the anti-pants stance? they take the opposite position so they are going to walk around pet list now because they have to be against pants.

>> greg: like there against the wall. >> the of everything. >> greg: kat, i have a question about what's floating around in your brain for the last 90 seconds. >> i will say come on monday can be tough for and i feel the worst for all these media people. they wanted the pants to be on backwards. just so bad! the only thing people were talking about and then all, they weren't on backwards that's got to make it the most monday of monday so thoughts and prayers to all of you. >> wrong about that too. >> greg: the big set up as joe biden wearing his pants backwards and trying to big the reverse, the deflection. it's going to be bigger than watergate! >> it's a big lie! >> greg: the bigger lie. it's the media that gets things backwards. >> wow! that was great. >> greg: we will be right

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