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martha mccallum is here. which is amazing. given how bad her day went. did she have a tough time getting up this morning. thank god she's fine. but her commute to work was a disaster. martha. martha, just uber it. do you feel like the two political parties don't matter anymore. the malevolent media and the people they call racist. the media makes it clear they don't like and it's half the country, the half that shows their love for their country because that means you must be a

racist rube, right, mara? >> i saw dozens and dozens of pickup trucks with expletives against joe biden. on the back of them. comp flags. in some cases, just dozens of american flags which is also just disturbing because the message was clear, it was, this is my country. this is not your country. i own this. >> greg: expletives. amazing. you know who else was disturbed facing dozens of american flags, the nazis at normandy. but i digress. "the new york times" rushed to her defense in a tweet saying she was irresponsibly taken out of context, her argument was that trump and many of his supporters have politicize the american flag and the attacks on her today are ill-informed and grounded in bad faith. ill-informed and grounded in bad faith.

that should be the motto for our show. again, how do you take something out of context when everybody can hear the full context? for implication of course that patriotism is political, only if it's expressed by someone she doesn't like. if it were a leftist waving american flag, it would be a different story mainly because it would on fire. the thing about mara, it's divisive and racist to not agree with her even when she can do the math. you've got to remember this. >> you see it as a possibility if he wants to spend a billion bucks beating this guy, he could do it. >> absolutely. somebody tweeted recently that with the money he has spent, he could've given every american a million dollars. >> we've got it. let's put it up on the screen. >> when i read it on social media kind of all became clear. 500 million on ads. the u.s. population is

327 million. don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math. he could've given each american $1 million and have had lunch money left over. it's an incredible way of putting it. >> it's an incredible way of putting it. it's true, it's disturbing. it does suggest we are talking about witches there's too much money in politics. >> greg: i never get tired of that. i could watch that everyday. but let's face it, that was unfortunate. it's like the lady on the subway said to me last night, you shouldn't do that in public. sorry, too much money in politics isn't the problem. it's the brains of the media. who did the map for her? of course, it's obvious bloomberg's 500 million would only give a million bucks for 500 people, not a million each, 330 million people that would take 330 trillion bucks. when joe biden heard that number, he announced a new 330

$330 trillion stimulus plan. everyone gets a million bucks. it's no surprise the media can't do simple arithmetic. they are so bad with numbers brian williams still thinks he's on at 6:00. so the flag is evil. the pickup truck is evil. what american symbol could be next? god forbid they go after apple pie. that's as un-american as a gm factory in china. but as if on cue and "the guardian" newspaper, a food writer claimed apple pie is racist. the desert is linked to a vast if ongoing genocide of indigenous people. they literally call anything racist, as long as it's not a newspaper. claiming apple pie is flavored by colonialism. also, apple trees are racist. johnny appleseed, more like johnny crappleseed.

he took the trees to mark the frontiers of u.s. expansion which destroyed the communities so yeah, johnny appleseed was bad seed. but he's not done yet. how do you get your piecrust soflaky? crisco and slave labor. the sugar in the french courtesy of the french slave trade. better get those kamala cookies. i would say that she's the face of colonialism but as you can see there's no face. creepy. just like everything else, piecrust is racist. i wonder how the angry white male feels about that. >> you know what, the guy makes some good points. no more apple pie for me. after this piece, of course. that's good.

you know what, i don't know about this. oppression is delicious. >> greg: oppression is delicious. how white of him. angry black male, anything to add? [heavy metal music] >> so, she finds it disturbing that people are out driving trucks, waving american flags and waving their own business a couple weeks after memorial day? oh, i find it disturbing that they allow people to talk about things. you know what i also find disturbing? every time i go to my white friends' house to take a shower,

they never have washcloths. that's disturbing. >> greg: also his head is above the shower head which is amazing. thank god for cicadas. did you know that the white house press charter plane scheduled to leave d.c. last night was delayed by the insects which had invaded the planes exterior sections. something about them being attracted to jim acosta's cologne. the plane was set to leave ahead of joe biden's first trip abroad that was held up for seven hours. how did they solve the problem? they called and the one person who could save the day using only her mouth. >> are you ready? >> i am less scared of this. >> greg: oh, the crunch. >> do i have a wing hanging out of my mouth? >> greg: eating so many cicadas that when the temperature hits 90, she emits a buzz. there is the true american hero.

so for the fourth of july, if you can't eat apple pie, try the cicadas until we find out that's racist too. let's welcome tonight's guests. she has dug up more dirt than cnn employees looking for bugs to eat, "the story"'s anchor martha mccallum. he is so libertarian he just made a campaign donation to none of the above. "part of the problem" podcast host, dave smith. and telemarketers hang up on her when she answers. fox news contributor kat timpf. and they gave him a group discount and he was dining alone, my host and sidekick, tyrus. welcome to the show martha. >> martha: after that morning, it's amazing. >> greg: morning and afternoon, you might have a problem. does the site of the american

flag fill you with fear? >> martha: no. if people put a flag at their house, are they saying i own it, it's not yours? kind of they are. i thought that story, i think the reaction in "the new york times" was interesting. they circled the wagons around her. wouldn't you love to be in the meeting. so much stress, they are deciding, are we going to circle the wagons or not? barry weiss was out the door, then they ditch their science professor who was a great covid-19 reporter for something that he's got a few years to go at an outing they had already settled. now "the daily beast" wrote about it they got together again and said i'm so sorry you have to go. mike barry white says, leader kind of runs the business. she got lucky. because of her math skills. they decided they would keep her around. >> greg: it depends on where you are on the spectrum of political ideology. they will not save you if you are any, any further right of

left of center, then you're gone. barry weiss gets to go, the scientists gets to go. she gets to stay because she's really good at math. the media going down -- all the things in america is at tracing them good to go back to something evil, is that the new game? >> i don't think there's that many things that america is good at so they've made it easy. it's bizarre. i don't know what angle to take. one of the weird things, obviously that was stupid and judgmental. the crazy thing is that it's so snobbish. they make the so-called left, i don't see this is being very left wing. it's very corporate. here's a woman, professional, looking down her nose at people in a pickup truck but because she is decided she's lefty and they are white supremacists or whatever, she gets to say they are the powerful. i wonder why are conservatives still flying the flag. joe -- it's joe biden's government. the media hates you. there is the war on terror

that's been focused at right-wingers and you rubes are still out there waving the flag. maybe you should put it down. >> greg: you are saying they should become radicalized. >> dave: they should become the radical left. >> greg: [laughter] they should want -- tyrus. i sympathize with you when you're taking a shower. >> tyrus: how could you possibly. >> greg: i sympathize. it's eerie and comfortable. i >> tyrus: you get used to it after a while. i'm glad this whole racist thing is coming out about apple pie. i have had some issues and i'm glad we're bringing it up. we just can't stop with the apple pie. yes, that's the gateway to becoming a grand wizard but not to go a little further than that. let's talk about water.

what were the overseers drinking while the rest of us were working? water. probably with an ice cube in it. so we have ice and water, racist. damn it. i want to see what it's like on the other side. it's cold. nobody shoot me. oh, racist is good and nice. >> greg: if we removed everything that's problematic based on history, we have nothing left. if the standard for something for being problematic is descended from a time when that stuff happened, we would all be canceled and just have to lay around and starve. that would be the only thing we can do. she gets to stay. they called it racist after people mocked her for the math thing. she said these racist attacks. race has nothing to do with it.

there was no faith involved. bad faith. i've seen instagram means that say faith is believe in something -- >> greg: i don't know. >> tyrus: if i am on here in my math is often none of you say anything to me. he's doing the best he can. >> greg: brian williams, everybody made fun of brian williams and he was the guy who brought it up. together they are a two-headed idiot. up next, will the press and the settlers of hunter biden so, you have diabetes, here are some easy rules. no sugar. no pizza. no foods you love. stressed? no stress. exercise. but no days off! easy, no? no. no. no. no. but with freestyle libre 14 day,

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>> greg: will the media have

an answer for his racist banter? the text are explosive. sorry, martha. thanks again for doing the show. hunter biden is back in this time he is slurring the dozen from boozing it up. at london's daily mail said the text from the abandoned laptop, he uses the n-word multiple times. the language, the drugs, the strippers, he asked like he's in a rap video. except n.w.a. stands for no whites arrested. hannah december 2018 exchange with his lawyer he he happens to be white, hunter allegedly wrote "how much money do iou because in word, you better not be charging me hennessey rates." after an exchange hunter made a joke about his genitals saying i only love you because you're black, and true dat."

this is the guy the democrats in the media colluded for. they buried the laptop story and their principles for this joker. i say hunter wishes the story would disappear like a handgun thrown away at a supermarket trash can but he shouldn't worry. the stories going to get ignored like hunters love child. i know. because our press is a collection of shameless tax. if this guy were republican he he and his dad would've been toast years ago. what a life. there such a thing as reincarnation i'm coming back as a democrat and i'm going to be a crack smoking stripper banging monster. tyrus, we asked him and his lawyer. him being hunter per comments, they didn't get back to us so apparently that makes it true, right? do you feel bad that we are reading this text? >> tyrus: i mean, listen. i've got to kind of take a l on this one.

this is a brother's fault. this is his drug dealers fault. >> greg: [laughs] >> tyrus: this is what happens. you get around one white boy and he's around her all the time and he buys all your drugs. pretty soon, you're like what the [bleep] are you doing? he can't wait to tell somebody. it's called a pass. he was given a pass. he was given a pass. he made a mistake but he was smart because the passes like, it's just between here. kat is a sister and i gave greg a pass and greg saw kat. what's wrong with you. that probably happened. so what he was so excited he wanted to say to somebody in terms of brotherhood, so his lawyer became his homie, you know what i'm saying? he was in. hip, cool.

he was cool. but he was on crack too. when you're high, it's not like you're not going to say stupid [bleep] when you're high. i'm so shocked. he was on crack. not coke, crack. not only was he saying things, he was doing things to get crack. chances are these texts are going to be bizarre, weird, and calling a white guy the n-word every two seconds is what would happen when you buy crack from a black drug dealer who is literally calling you in every time he sees you. >> martha: it makes perfect sense. the whole thing. >> greg: i don't even know what to add to that. >> tyrus: you can't. i ain't giving you a pass. i gave a pass one time. >> greg: now that we've solved that problem, let's talk about the ethics of looking at people's texts.

whenever i look at people's private text, i go, what if this happens to me? because i have never done this of course. and never you, kat. >> kat: all my texts are the pinnacle of what it means to be an upstanding citizen. the texts, obviously in word bag. i was also struck by, what a spoiled brat he is and how upset he is that his dad isn't doing enough to fix it. i started reading them in the voice of that one girl, the chick with the red dress and willy wonka and the chocolate factory. crack and baying to a lot of. my daddy won't defend me to the press. do you see a place in that chain where he might have messed up little bit. it's hard to defend. everything that comes out about

him, it just gets worse. >> greg: you know who he reminds me of. he reminds me of a deviant version of the office's michael scott. michael scott was an audience of one. he always thought he was a comedic genius but he's the only one laughing at his jokes. everything he says is about his genitals. >> dave: i must've missed the episode where michael scott has hookers repair i'll defend hunter. i know it will be popular. i think joe biden is a corrupt politician. i think the media is corrupt for burying the laptop story. the social media companies are corrupt. hunter biden is hilarious. he's a hilarious crackhead. anyone can say whatever they want to. it's all about text messages. if someone got a hold of all of my text messages and let me know, i would quit. okay, that's it.

i'll leave quietly. i won't try to defend them. you could say, whatever word you're allowed to say, what word. the story is using the n-word. he was doing a dumb hip-hop impression to his lawyer. and because he is joe biden's crackhead son, it's hilarious. >> greg: i'm going to start a band called joe biden's crackhead son. it's a great name. all right, martha, try to think how you might answer this if you are on your show. then throw that away. you're on our show. what do you make of this. is the media going to cover this at all? >> martha: absolutely not. with a cover it if it was someone else's son? it would be absolutely wall-to-wall all day long. what you said wouldn't matter at

all. nothing about the context would matter at all but it would be covered wall-to-wall. there is definitely a voyeuristic thing. i get stuck on weird things people say. like my girlfriend sent me a holiday card. what does that mean? >> greg: its code. >> kat: it was a nudie card. that's a pretty good birthday gift. someone sent you a nude card. >> tyrus: knowing of the text messages. >> martha: is never a denied that the laptop was his. >> tyrus: there was crack on it. it was mine. >> greg: you could carve out a line from that laptop. martha knows how to shake a laptop for drugs.

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prophylactics, there's nothing about plexiglas and it doesn't do much to protect you, not a single study says they stop the spread of covid. it can protect against the stench of a yale man. u.s. sales of plexiglass triple. restaurants, schools, offices and stores look to protection from floating droplets officials that were spreading the virus and for protection against lawsuits. it turns out the barriers were as useless as an iphone charger in amish country. if you have plexiglas, you're still breathing the same shared air of another person. good to know. wasn't tricked into using plexiglas price all right through it. i saw right through it. i don't need your sympathy clap. that sounds really gross.

some people won't let it go. >> i had a really great time tonight. i feel like we have such a connection. i like to see you again. >> i feel the exact same way. [applause] >> greg: ten years from now that skit will be seen as problematic. kat, you have need people on bikes outdoors but they are wearing masks. isn't that a perfect symbol of the absurd contradictions of the pandemic? >> kat: yes. that has to be another explanation. >> greg: because they are ugly. nude people are often ugly.

>> kat: you have to get a sponsorship. your nudity is sponsored. also there's never been reported case of transition of covid outdoors. there's got to be another reason. i think someone influential and famous in philadelphia wants to do the nude bike ride but they don't want people to know that they are doing the nude by crying >> greg: jesse watters? >> tyrus: i was going with kilmeade. it >> kat: the hair is a giveaway. >> greg: the pandemic has been terrible for a lot of him but great for businesses. amazon has revitalized the paper industry with her god-awful boxes everywhere. the value of glass. masks, plywood. i don't even know if there's a question in there. >> martha: the thing about the

plexiglas. no, no, no. i also think that years from now they're going to find these square pieces of plexiglass and someone's going to say, this is what they thought in 2021 prevent people from giving each other that covid thing. they were completely wrong. i think every bit of this will be turned on its head in retrospect and studies will be done and it will be like, the masks, on the naked bike ride. i think all of it's going to come into question and we're all going to look like idiots with pictures of plexiglass and masks. >> greg: i'm pretty sure hunter biden was looking at plexiglass and going... tyrus, i used to dance on plexiglas table to make extra money. it was weird because it wasn't so much a table as it was a ceiling above the customers' feet. >> tyrus: at some point, i don't know if it's fauci or an

intern but we need to get janice dean on this. who's going to say look, there were some email sent. they were really long. we didn't read them. we kind of winged it. my bad with the lysol and the plexiglas in the masks. we just didn't know. so we just kind of went with it because literally as we looked back, everything that they said we had to do was not only wrong. it was expensive wrong. and i killed our economy. they killed our small businesses. now we have the billionaire arrogant plexiglas ceos walking around. you can't see me. what are you working? plexiglas. these things that should never have been everywhere are everywhere. do you know what the best part was, they never once worked for me because i was usually a foot dollar.

i would literally be like i'm right -- >> martha: slide under, go around. >> tyrus: nothing fits through. an opening this big. >> kat: when i was repeatedly banging my head against the plexiglas. it did hurt. it was gross for my greasy face. >> greg: greasy face. dave, i like -- i hope they keep the plexiglas in the cab because it's great if you have these for lunch. >> dave: that is one way to look at it. you remember the movie "trading places." i'm convinced there's two billionaires in the whole thing was a vet and one of them was like, i can get them naked and masks. in the other one was like there is no way you can possibly do that. okay, you're on. let's make it happen. your point before it isn't good for some businesses. 2020 was the best year for big

business in the history of the world. between the bailouts, the money than god and the shutting down of all their competition and midsize and small businesses. and who would be typically the ones who would stand up against big business. that would be the left but they are a little bit busy with my core aggressions. i can't stand up to the biggest corporate giveaways in human history. >> greg: such a good point. we are switching sides. the right is going to become the left in order to stand up -- right now, the left is so sold on the woke culture and -- >> dave: it's what me and kat have been telling you for a decade. big business loves being government. to oppose one is to oppose the other also. that's the whole game right now. collusion between giant corporations and the government and that's why they're pushing all this woke stuff to distract the rest of us, so that's what we talk about. >> greg: i think i'm evolving.

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>> i'm left with a lot of questions and it really is just left me frustrated. >> and i haven't been to europe. >> to my car to finally feel this type of love that i have been craving and wanting. i just wish people could be happy for us. >> not today. >> greg: she'd be perfect. perfect. dave, we were talking about basically corporatism. seems like businesses would rather give you the link of dollars to go away then defend you. does that make sense to you? is that the natural inclination for the way you view corporate life? >> within the current culture, this seems to be their bet that this makes more sense. this is perhaps of all the cancellations the pettiest.

my guests with things like this. when jpmorgan chase wants to send all their white execs to the diversity training, that's like a buy off of the left. all the money were making. we are good people. this to me i think something's going on behind-the-scenes with an ax to grind. he said he has dirt. i wish they didn't give him the money so we can all get that dirt. the whole show was just getting bunch of chicks boozed up around one guy. how much dirt must there be, 20 years of that? he's got some stories. >> greg: martha, are you a "the bachelor" watcher? >> martha: i watched the original seasons i've seen a little bit here and there. there's no such thing as a reality tv show anymore. it's fake. i saw the very first season of "the bachelor." it was real. he was like they put -- it wasn't fancy. they weren't going to resorts, not jumping in and out of

helicopters reading and hot tub spray they sent go have dinner and we are going to have cameras. it was interesting. it's so contrived. the lines that come out of their mouths. i'm beginning to feel a connection with you. then they say, my favorite is, i'm falling in love with you. >> greg: i'm falling in love with you. >> martha: i'm not in love with you but i'm falling in love with you because will take several more ever stories before i can actually say that. susan >> dave: whenever you said that. >> kat: who are these people? the women kept saying i love you to the guy and he was saying thank you for sharing that with me. period all the women would be in the confessional, that went so well. if i said i love you to someone and they said thank you for sharing that, i would fling myself into the sea.

>> dave: holed up with the car wash, everybody. that's how you know the guy producer is writing the lines. when someone goes, tyrus, i love you. it's like, i'm falling for you but i'm afraid. so i can't stay tonight because i have to go. those were lines that you said, this was a mistake. i've got to get out of here. she just hit me with the l bomb. not saying i love you so can't be held against me. i'm not quite there yet but we are in the neighborhood. i could just go to the basketball game with my friends, i think i'll be in love afterwards. we are almost there. >> greg: up next, are the former royals making the queense blood boil. nergy. loaded with b vitamins... ...and other key essential nutrients...

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what happens when they get divorced. will the royal family take him back? >> tyrus: i don't care? i'm so confused. it's like me naming my next child please know, grand dragon. the racist group that forced you out of london. >> greg: they want the elite status without the royalty. they wanted to be a hollywood couple. >> kat: it seems to be working. they say they don't want publicity which i whispered -- wish were true because i would never want to speak about them. >> greg: are you a big fan of royalty? >> dave: is preferable to democracy. i also do not care very much.

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