we heard biden and everybody else criticizing republican administrations and it's a shame. >> we are at a time, i appreciate you joining us, thank you. >> think so much. >> that's it for me today. sorry, i will on "gutfeld" tonight. john roberts we live in geneva and "the five" starts now. before greg gutfeld with dagen mcdowell, richard fowler, jesse watters and she wants got caught in the undertow in her bathtub, dana perino back at the table. ♪ ♪ so here we are, finally back to the table. it's like the first day back at school, remember when you couldn't wait to get back and show off your summer tan into the neat star scar you got at fat camp? you get to sit next to your best

friend to the cafeteria, it's a brand-new day but it's weird to see all of us in person again and up so close, like a class and advanced dermatology. jesse if asked if he has hair is as big and shiny as ever. it's more than a hair. not as thick as it was 15 months ago. [laughter] jesse is getting old, he's losing it. the hair. and he had a baby. good job, birthing person. as a baby gets hair, jesse loses his. you have pests, dana is back sitting on a stack of dog pictures which is probably good for her since this morning she had her first colonoscopy, a milestone in one's life and kind of like your first date in that before both you are covered with sweat and paralyzed by explosive diarrhea. >> dana: we are making that public? before my fault. since we left the table i lost

30 pounds. i didn't just get my hunch removed. i just decided to exercise more. before i was a strong seven but now i am an irresistible 9.3. no wonder this happens. check that out. our proposal on friday night, can you blame him? i'd marry myself if that wasn't illegal. if you told us 15 months ago that this how long it would take to return we all would've laughed at you but if jeffrey toobin can come back, why can't we? we hope you are as happy to see us here as we are as happy to see each other and if you are not, just like your germs, keep them to yourself. i have to commend you, dana, after i applied to the peer pressure, you had a fairly invasive procedure this morning and yet you showed up. >> dana: when we first started "the five," i was ten years away... actually, 11 years away from needing a colonoscopy.

yes, okay, america, that's what i did this morning. everybody should get their checks, they just changed it to 45. >> greg: they lowered it? >> dana: which is why i had to go. >> greg: had to go back in time and get a retroactive colonoscopy which is like watching cnn. to be when you get to go to sleep for like 25 minutes. >> greg: jesse, you are now part of the family. it took a few mistakes and writing a book. >> jesse: i love being back at the table because i have something to prop my book up on. there it is, hard copy. greg, was it a man i propose to you? >> jesse: yes. >> greg: yes. >> jesse: i want to make sure the audience knows that, it was a guy. i am happy to be back at the table, that makes me feel better. i can also get a little whiff of richard's cologne, is that tom ford, richard? >> richard: i'm not going to tell you. >> jesse: okay.

i can read dana's body language when i cross the line. three when i can hold your hand. >> jesse: greg has to listen to me, he can't bury his face in his notes. and today again can't wear track pants. i don't know why that's important to me but it's very important. >> dana: you commented on that a lot during covid. "are you going to get dressed when you come to work?" >> greg: it's important that we are all here because now it's also the cues that you get from people's faces that you are missing when we are on, in the van so we end up talking over it -- we can't help it because there was a tape delay. not knowing when to shut up like i'm doing now. >> dana: even in the socially distanced stools that we were sitting on i am legally blind. so i couldn't see you then, jesse could have been knitting booties for junior or you could have been dressed up like yosemite sam and i wouldn't have

known it. which we know you will need you the weekends. >> greg: richard, are you excited to be back on our first day? e3 i am excited to be back on your first day, congratulations, back at the table. i commend you on the weight loss, like most americans i gained the covid 30, i dropped the covid 30 as well thanks to a personal trainer. >> greg: i had the choice, eating and drinking into oblivion or not and i chose the not so... b1 it's great. i was thinking about how we sat here and said "see you in two weeks. flatten the curve, see you in two weeks. at most, three and it really was a long year for a lot of people. now people are making the decision to come back to work or not. i just say if you are hesitating, there might be a lot of reasons, i do think that the first 24 hours back in the office feels weird and then you're right back in the saddle and it's great to be around people again. before especially at rodeo. i wonder if they say that at the

rodeo. "this is not my first day on the job." they don't say "this is not my first rodeo. >> dana: of what this is my first day in the office." before if this happened again next year, what would we do differently? i'm going to say no lockdowns. >> jesse: i think you'd isolate the elderly and the second of the rest of the country could maybe go about their business in a safe, clean way. maybe you'd learn that. people are still wearing masks, though, i saw someone on the beach wearing a mask and i didn't want to reverse mask shame her because she was renting the house next to me and that would have been awkward but also, watching the nba playoffs this weekend, you see these guys sweating all over each other, boxing each other, and each other space talking trash and then they go to the bench, they have to sit 6 feet separate and wear a mask. does the commissioner know something we don't know, that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. so i think a lot of this is still superstition.

>> greg: we need probably more consistency and guidance. do you have any proof that the lockdowns actually helped? >> jesse: i don't know. >> dana: i don't know that we do, no editing a lot of it, the after action report is called has yet to it -- maybe it helped in some ways, right? we know sometimes in super crowded areas, you could get that if people weren't masked and at the beginning that was happening but we knew pretty early on that schools were not a place of transmission, we knew planes were not a place of transmission. i believe this has held up, not a single case of a patient to a dentist or dentist to a patient getting covid and think of how many dentist's office had to shut down all those months. >> jesse: and colonoscopy offices. >> dana: eight weeks. the five i got my first run during last year. last november and just thinking about the prep makes me -- >> dana: the key is not to eat

for two days. >> dana: i'm still 20 pounds heavier even with the cleanout. the one thing about the upside for the lockdowns, just click was that productivity soared at some companies. >> dana: not conundrum, right? >> dagen: people were working more hours because they were working and not commuting and now these businesses want them back in new york and what they're going to have our fractious, angry employees who -- >> richard: do less work. >> greg: commuting is the worst thing you might not need any more, should be in school, this was a good practice run even though a lot of people didn't make it through. >> richard: i think we also learned that if you are sick, stay home. today, i have a fever, i'm going to run into the pharmacy -- okay actually, i'm not going to go to the pharmacy, i'm going to be to home and that's a good thing and a way to be kind to your

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: president biden and his top alleys are a crackdown in china over va but is it already due to failed? g7 calling for an investigation i will be led by the world health organization the covered up from the communist regime when the pandemic for starting a president biden not ready to reveal whether he thinks it could come from a lab well mike pompeo says the evidence is overwhelming. >> we haven't had access to the laboratories to determine whether or not -- i have not reached a conclusion because our intelligence community is not certain yet whether or not this was a consequence of a, from the market place of a bat or whether it was an experiment gone awry

in a laboratory. >> there is an enormous amount of evidence that there was a leak from the wuhan institute of virology, pile of evidence 100 feet high. >> jesse: i don't think we are ever going to find out the origins, china's ever going to let an unbiased team of scientists come into china and start looking all around, they are never going to allow it so what's the point? >> dagen: what is the point? is it too much to ask for these leaders to just get angry? to just get mad. instead they issue this watery, if not sugary statement, oh, phase two probe, second probe, by the world health organization in their first report got access to no data from china and then suggested it was more likely, communist propaganda, by the way, more likely that the wuhan virus was imported into china in frozen food, that was a more

likely source and the wuhan lab. then china is sitting back watching these numbskulls laughing, with the photo ops side and what it boris johnson say on friday talking about "we must build back in a greener, more gender-neutral, more feminine way, 4 million people are dead around the globe in china was the only economy growing last year. they are toothless, all of them. >> jesse: dagen was referencing the photo op while all the vaccinated leaders were doing a little elbow bump and i don't know what i was about but the chinese are not going to let people who are not handpicked into their country so what are we actually going to do? what would richard fowler do, leader of the free world, to really confront china and get to the bottom of the situation? >> richard: thank you for giving me title "leader of the

free world" and i appreciate it. the first thing i would do, i might keep jesse around. you've got to have -- put them in the cabinet. but i don't think i would have the world health organization investigate this, i would have somebody else, somebody with some more credibility when it comes to investigating things in authoritarian countries. number two, where i will give them credit, at last year's g7 they didn't even mention china or the year before that earlier before that's of the fact that the g7 which is a group of people that don't like to offend anybody decided they were going to offend china by saying, hey, you have human rights violations, we think there's a possibility that there was a lab leak that you guys spread's ph of the world and you guys are bad actors i think is a big step in the right direction for a group of people that don't like taking big steps. >> jesse: what did you see come out of this g7, dana? is there anything concrete? >> dana: i wrote down, they

had the statement, "we will continue to consult" which is so pathetic that i can't believe they felt the need to actually write it down and issue into the world. of course you are, that's the g7. that was a reference to the wuhan lab leak possibility so what came out of it, you have this build back better world, and this was the idea that finally g7 is going to try to take on shine out on its road initiative. basically where china was just handing out contracts and money around the world and taking everybody's resources from all around the world and not following through on anything that they promise so i talked to a friend recently had a good point, we can either outsmart china, we are not going to ever outspend them so maybe this is perhaps a little bit of a concrete thing. i think it's kind of strange that it's built on biden's campaign promise to america, the bill back better, i don't know if it was a good idea for the

g7. it sounds a little bit toothless, they also kept saying they were so glad they know the president willing to cooperate. part of what they mean by that is willing to cooperate on the iran nuclear deal, for example, the climate harrison ford and this idea come out the trash idea that i will call the global minimum tax which is not necessarily going to happen but they agreed to look into it and what that will do is screw american tech companies. >> jesse: the president keep saying "america's back," back to getting manipulated by the europeans? >> greg: back to bending over, that's what it is. the senate was so boring that networks were forced to show old clips of "remembered from? we hated him." or boris johnson's hair which looked like a beach umbrella in a windstorm. at any moment it could just fly off into space. concerning these comments about china, i have would like to,

phrase, "the soft language of no expectations," a beautiful phrase which the media is always in the process of portraying as adults, business adults, the idea of cooperation being adult. what i've always tried to push as i would rather have my leader be like an agent or a lawyer that everybody hated so they don't expect cooperation and i know it's going to be hard. i don't want them to have -- i want the freak show, you know? i don't want to civilize photo ops, to me that just looks like another game but biden could start a war in the media would be like, at least he's not trumped. they are continuing to consult. >> dana: one thing that was a positive was the agreement to try to help give vaccines to third world countries, that's positive. >> richard: to answer your point the fact that they are doing this is to counter the fact that russia and china are giving other vaccine, not as effective, giving out their vaccine with strings attached. >> jesse: i think we should have some strings attached

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♪ ♪ >> richard: president biden getting ready to face off with vladimir putin after a series of cyber attacks this wednesday in a highly anticipated summit. here's biden's message ahead of the showdown. >> i'm going to make clear to president putin that there are areas where we can cooperate if

he chooses and if he chooses not to cooperate and asked in a way that he has in the past relative to cybersecurity and some other activities, then we will respond. we will respond in kind. >> richard: putin is already claiming he's not to blame for the hack. speak are you waging a cyber war against america? >> where is proof? it's becoming farcical. >> richard: you have helped the president prepare for it one of these types of summits, what you think is happening in the biden white house as they prepare for one of the biggest meetings of the presidency? >> dana: a couple of things, i think right there in that interview you just saw, i believe putin when he says where the evidence just like i believe the chinese when they are like, there is no lab leak. of course we know where it's coming from, we know he doesn't

tell the truth, we know what he does to journalists in his own country and he's been on this propaganda tour around basically saying i am bigger and better than biden and i do seriously wonder why the white house called this assignment because a summit indicates it's brandon it's big and i think they should've said, we are going to get coffee with putin will be over there, stop by and have a couple cups of espresso and that's it because right now it's different from when i was working for president bush's that these cyber attacks are actually affecting normal people. when you're talking about the money, colonial pipeline, that's your gas. talking about meat, the supply chain for how we actually feed ourselves, this summit or whatever they're going to call it is super important. the last thing i would say is i think if you're going to have a summit you need to have a press conference made if you are the leader of the free world you have to have the other leader even if he is reluctant to stand

next to you or maybe if you are concerned how you will look standing next to him, i still think you have to do it in order to show that the media matters. >> richard: fair point. jesse, your take? >> jesse: i agree with everything dana said, he had a very shaky performance during that press conference, they asked him, you said lad's killer, what gave you that impression and how do you negotiate with a killer? and he laughed like kamala harris and then he started to answer and then he paused for ten seconds and restarted his answer was something completely unintelligible, i have no idea what he said, richard kind that did not strike me as someone who is in command of the issues. they were asking what the goals are going into this meeting, he said he's not going to negotiate in front of the press but he did that yesterday. putin floated the idea of the cyber criminal swap and he said oh, yeah, i'm open to it. the white house had to walk it back so he seems confused to me. i don't think is going to do well well one-on-one with

vladimir putin, he's going to be reading up a lot of scripts and they are going to release a readout that says we challenged them here, they disagreed here, the media's going to make him out to be rambo but that's not really the point. the point is you have to do something to vladimir putin to snap him to attention and right now he hasn't done anything, he let the pipeline go, he's trying to get back into the iran nuclear deal and he's basically surrendered on the cyber war so to dana's point, almost every major summit you have with the russian leader, you hold a joint news conference right after end biden's only done a solo news conference and that doesn't signal strength to me, that signals weakness to me. it's not like an arm wrestling match, just go out there and answer questions. >> richard: i want to push back on that a little bit because i think they are setting the bar low so they can come out looking high but on the table for the biden white house is the fact that putin is sort of in a quagmire in syria, he sort of broke syria and now he has to pay for it and he doesn't have any money to the united states

is, look, you want to stop help you in? we want these things in return. you want to be this great leader who says you can prop up countries, and we you can and here's the only way we can help you here. the five they've got plenty of money and they are going to have more and greater control over the price of oil on the world stage because of biden and company. we are backing away from our energy greatness. you killed exploration in the arctic national wildlife refuge the same time pressure is undertaking $170 billion oil and gas projects that will produce enough oil to power the world for a year, roughly, so we are handing power and riches to putin. and secondly, i understand why you don't get on that stage and do a joint press conference. because fighting is the classic

weakling, you talk to away from the great goon but then you don't have the gumption to stand on the stage and say hey, this guy is a killer, he's a maligned actor, he's evil and he uses kgb tactics and methods to destroy his enemies, he's an enemy of us, biden would never do that so he looks like less of a coward not having to stand on the stage with putin. >> richard: greg, to dagen's point there, no president has actually gotten putin right, every president has battled this 800-pound gorilla that is vladimir putin, no president has gotten it perfect. >> greg: i think from kind of did because he understood it, right now what you are seeing is a strong man versus a strawman and at least trump dealt with people far worse than putin,

contractors in brooklyn. come on, the guy had to pull over and deal with mobsters so i think he understands that mind-set and right now joe seems shakier than an ikea boxspring on our honeymoon. i think that what's missing in this whole thing is the america first card and i think that's what -- these people, that's all they understand because their country comes first so i think when trump is missing and you have biden there is more like, what happened to the america first? and i think putin used a very valid little strategy with the boy who cried wolf response, of course they are responsible for the attacks but he saying, look, you guys are constantly accusing us of stuff, right? the democrats in the media opened that hole, accusing the russians of years and years and of infiltrating our election system which is you know is impossible, our election system is nontaxable and impervious so

he's like, you blame me for everything, you expect me to take this seriously? he used of a boy who cried wolf on us which is good. i'm rooting for joe because i want them to do well but i think dan is correct, to get out of the date you'd always say, why can't we have coffee? and then it's like -- >> jesse: that's never happened for you. >> richard: up next, are the holidays offensive? parents revolting after a school board gets rid of them on a calendar. ♪ ♪

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parents are calling for resignations after a school board in new jersey voted to remove all holiday names from its academic calendar. the reason? to avoid courting hurting people's feelings fades in our federal holidays will be referred to as days off. parents are fed up and saying the school board members need to step down. >> i think it's social media combined with political ideologies and people that are in positions of, you know, perceived power pushing their personal agendas instead of merely doing what they are interested to do. >> this radical theme that we've seen for the last 12 months occurring across the country is coming to your neighborhood soon. >> dagen: greg? >> greg: i don't think they've gone far enough, what are we going to do about the days of the week? they are named after planets but the planets are named after gods and all them are men but one who is venus who gave birth to cupid who is responsible for recruiting binary,

restrictive -- mars is the god of war, which is how we got to go. monday to wednesday but wednesday is mercury in mercury is a lot of finance so that -- we've got to change all of those days. this kind of hypersensitivity is being marshaled to tear down this country and i know that sounds far-fetched but if you get really deep and do it it's about recreating america as a press versus a press and every revolution that is successful is being controlled and created by a very tiny minority, very small number of people by end of the stuff but that's all you need to scare human resources, executives, politicians and bureaucrats who are so frightened they will throw everybody under the bus thinking they might not get hit. >> dagen: what's weird about this town in this county, i look at the voter registration, this is a republican county. a republican town, about three quarters of the registered voters in this town are either

republican or independent unaffiliated. a quarter democrats so it goes to his, these people joined the town council or joined the school board because they want to lay on their not so wacko ideology on the whole town's and other parents are like, wait a minute? it is going on here? it can happen to anyone. >> dana: the thing is a lot of the people, good citizens, probably about an hour collection they don't pay too much attention to who's going to be on the school board and this is happening all across america. this person ran for school board? i shouldn't i run for school board? people like the parents we just saw a part of a new grassroots movement that is like the tea party, they just don't quite know it yet and the reason why, if you think about obamacare, you may not be able to say to a person walking down the street, what is it about obamacare and all the complexities that make you upset about it? they just knew it didn't feel right and that is what you're starting to see with critical race theory and other types of things like this.

we can't exactly tell you what's going on but they know that is not the direction they want to go so i do think you'll see a lot more parents at the school board meetings or possibly even running for office because democrats are now even being warned by their strategists, third-party people going, but it is a little bit too much here. >> dagen: the fight in this town started over columbus day and instead they turned around and canceled everything including dr. martin luther king jr. b3 listen, i agreed where it started, not words and it is something a bit different. understand people who have problems with columbus day because i think there's a very clear reason, number one, columbus wasn't the first european to touch on american shores, it was the vikings, we celebrate columbus as sort of the first european. >> dana: we can argue that another day. >> richard: we can. my point is that that's a fair argument. debating --

but i think, you know, the idea of getting rid of all the days on the calendar is not a good idea. but to your point, dana, i do think, you know, there are certain things that over time people begin to like and obamacare is one of those things end as people began, as obamacare can we talk about kentucky, they loved obamacare in kentucky or the program in california, so we have to get away from the labels and the talking points and get to what the policy actually is and in this particular case the school board past bad policy and that's what we're talking about it on the show today. be five this is a desired outcome for much of the left. >> richard: that's not true. >> dagen: to create a communist-like among everything, the school board want to get rid of thanksgiving. >> richard: that's not the whole entire democratic party. >> jesse: i agree with richard, i think we should all get days off are viking day and that was a good point. i can't imagine the women in new jersey getting a calendar in

the mail and seeing the calendar and packing it up on the fridge and seeing the third thursday of november b thanksgiving and just dropping their diet coke on the floor. new jersey parents don't get offended. they offend other people. we are talking about new jersey here, right? i was in new jersey the other day shopping and i'm shopping, i'm shopping, all of a sudden, can't find my card. i'm looking around, all of a sudden all the items in my cart had been emptied out on couch and someone had stolen my shopping cart. these people don't get offended by thanksgiving, these people are giving people black eyes on black friday, these are the kind of people but don't get offended and you're right, take away martin luther king day, black americans are upset, christmas, christians are upset, they've offended more people by trying to be politically correct and we should change the name of the town. you know the town was founded by a wealthy landowner? he ran the indians off their

land and the iron mine used to make weapons for the continental army, very violent, very aggressive. i say we call it blank new jersey. [laughter] b3 you got your heart stolen at home goods? >> jesse: my cart was stolen. >> greg: maybe you stole your car from somebody. >> jesse: what you think this is, karma? >> dagen: they didn't like what was in your cart and it needed to be replaced with more sensible items. >> jesse: whatever it is -- >> dagen: victim, victim-shaming. next, a diver claims he was swallowed by a giant whale but experts say that's fishy. ♪ ♪ ♪ limu emu & doug ♪ oh! are you using liberty mutual's

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then i realized after, it's not a shark, the only other thing is, i just got eaten by a whale. >> dana: he says he was in the whale's mouth for 30 had and 40 seconds and thought he might die but the creature launched him onto the surface of the ocean where his diving mates picked him up and he only sustained badly bruised legs and now he wants matt damon to play him in a future movie about his encounter. now, some people are questioning whether this actually happened. i think if you want people to believe it you may wait on the matt damon part of the story. i believe that this does happen in his dreams. that's why we have jonah and the whale. >> greg: the dead giveaway that this is a lie is the matt damon thing. it's impossible, his head is too monstrous. like two james van der beek's. so he picked -- there is no way

matt damon's head can fit in a whale. this man is lying and you know the penalty is for fishermen who liable getting swallowed by a whale? execution. >> dana: jesse, you believe him, right? >> jesse: i feel like an idiot, not for the usual reasons. i went around this weekend telling people, did you hear about the band swallowed by a whale? and now it's fake news. now everyone is saying it could be fake and it hurt my credibility. now i want to believe him, and think we should be poking holes in the sky's story, this is a whale of the tail and whatever you want to say, it gives us hope. >> dana: it has happened. >> jesse: crazy things do happen. >> dana: it does happen! there are other stories. the three i remember the childhood book we were talking about during the break of jonah in the whale and that happened with this story right here. jesse, you know it didn't

happen. >> dana: how to get the bruised legs? >> dagen: this story is more believable than the wuhan wet market story. >> dana: i agree. >> dagen: he picked matt damon because matt damon is from massachusetts. and we know that people trying to do a massachusetts hollywood accent are even worse at it and people doing southern hollywood accents. even matt damon's a massachusetts accent is bad but it's not going to be like george clooney-diane lane bad from "the perfect storm." >> dana: i totally believe it. >> greg: i didn't believe about the perfect storm," how did he get that whole story of nobody came back? i my right? >> richard: if this really happened, where was the witness? the other diver, why is he not out here? >> dana: i think he has been out and about. i was a little busy this

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and those that choose you. the physical seam of a digital world, traded with a touch. my strongest and closest asset. the gold standard, so to speak ;) people call my future uncertain. but there's one thing i am sure of... ♪ ♪ >> greg: time for one more thing. let's do this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ >> greg: just like old times. you know, some animals are great because they are just like humans. like the little baby two-toed sloth seen here getting fed just born at the brevard zoo in florida. fun fact, dana, the baby two toed sloth has an iq of 180. >> jesse: no.

>> greg: 180 and can already drive a motorcycle. >> dana: very slowly. >> greg: two toed sloth fact i thought i would make them up. look at those little eyeballs. >> dana: you really do want one. >> greg: i do want one. >> jesse: the lobsterman swallowed by the sloth two. animals in one weekend. congratulations to greg and ashley my brother-in-law and sister-in-law they just had a baby boy. june 6th, 5:52 bmw. gregory james born 8 pounds 4 ounces, bigger than jesse jr. i'm not competitive. what's the name of the baby. >> baby james. now jesse jr. is going to have a cousin to get in trouble with for the rest of his life. speaking of getting into trouble. i forgot to plug my book during a speech i made in harrisburg pennsylvania to the pennsylvania leadership council. i'm going to plug it now. go buy my book, preordered available right now.

the hard copy just come in. greg has already read it. >> greg: yes. jess he has already read the book. >> greg: took 10 manipulates. there is no index how can i find my name? >> jesse: we didn't want an index for legal reasons. you don't want it easily searchable. >> greg: thanks for naming the kid after me. i mean, come on. >> jesse: we might have to change the birth certificate. >> greg: dana? >> dana: i have a little animal video my friends in south carolina. >> greg: i hope this is the new one. >> dana: my friends grady and bentley in south carolina don't have a pool because they can't get a pool. this dog shows them how it's done. you make your own pool. make your own fun right there. he loves the water. bath-time, play time. >> greg: that's what they did at slip and slide. they made their own pool. >> dana: thankfully is not the slip and side. people can find out more about that on the gutfeld ex! immigration point. >> greg: explosive diarrhea that occurred at slip and slide

tonight. >> dagen: i love that you came with me with that introduction. i do not a lot about e.coli in water parks. you should me on your show. i will be your special correspondent. >> greg: you will have the scoop. >> jesse: scoop on the poop. not participating here. >> dagen: what is faster than an indycar? this squirrel? this was at the detroit grand prix, watch it, watch it, ryan hunter ray, no, watch him. he is alive. and he scurries off because that squirrel is a bad ass. >> greg: took a lot of nuts. >> dagen: yes, it did. >> greg: can you beat that richard? >> richard: i can. ticker tape parade in honor of all the doctors and nurse and heros total bad ass on july 7th and yeah a ticker tape parade in the big city. >> dana: how come the

environmentalist allow that. >> greg: aren't we the real heros? the talk show host are the front row heros. it's good to be a doctor and firemen, what am i doing every day? >> richard: doctors nurses and respiratory therapists. >> jesse: i saved the world and you saved the world. >> greg: we are joking by the way. that's it for us. bret baier suspect next. >> bret: that was explosive show. go to see you at the table. really good. see you later at 11:00. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight president biden says he is not looking for a conflict with russia but that he will respond if rush continue what's called its harmful activities. the american leader took nature a summit today with nato leaders in belgium. two days ahead of that meeting with putin in geneva, switzerland. white house correspondent peter doocy traveling with the president starts us off tonight from brussels. good evening, peter. >> peter: good evening, bre