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crowd control unit is stepping down after one officer was indicted for using excessive force during the unrest last year. and look at this insane crime surge in portland. shootings are up 126% and homicides have increased 530%. that is a lot. other major cities like new york and chicago are seeing a dramatic increase in violence thanks to liberal policies and criminals are more brazen than ever. the nypd just put out a video of a man getting gunned down in broad daylight after running into two young children on the sidewalk. thankfully the children are unharmed and the children are expected to survive. democrats, like this politician in the windy city. >> the problem is, the democratic party on so many levels seems to be enamored with the mentality of being enablers to criminality, and you don't

have to say identity politics, sometimes voters just want the truth. >> jesse: let's get this out of the way, greg, where can people get the t-shirt? >> greg: you can get it at the store. the fox shop. i don't know if they have the men yet but i got the first one so i thought i would wear it. >> jesse: we are talking about crime, that is a fashion crime, but jessica probably won't do anything about it. >> i'm enjoying it, actually. >> jesse: tell me what you think about this guy from the windy city of chicago, for those of you who don't know that, he sang democrats need to coddle up to criminals to win elections. >> greg: i think there's two things going on here. number one, democrats don't like to be seen taking the side of the opposition, even if the opposition is right and i would say sometimes republicans are like that as well but in this case there is such overwhelming evidence that people are dying because of your ego and because you don't want to align yourself

with somebody you think is an immoral, evil republican. i just want to come up with one city in which there is a republican mayor and there is trouble, because i spent all night working at the library, the fox library. i couldn't find one example of a republican mayor leading a city that is in trouble. the other point is the biggest threat according to president biden is the white supremacist movement yet we still don't have the stats for that, we don't have the names or the organized crime gangs causing crime sprees in the name of white supremacy and yet we know the names of the clowns in oregon. it's called antifa and they tell us where they are. portland. and yet that is called an idea when it's actually a violent mob that is destroying a city. basically what we're doing doing is giving bad actors what they want by denying they exist while chasing this phantom of white supremacy and this is a replica of every bloody revolution.

you start, when a population gives into an immovable minority, meaning a small number of people, do we know how many people are in antifa? we don't, do we? it's just an idea. i bet you could fit them in an auditorium. >> jesse: you could because they go from city to city and i don't know if they've been infiltrated by the fbi. >> greg: traveling cardinal. >> jesse: this unit has retired en masse. is this enough for politicians to snap out of their days? >> kennedy: there's this widespread blanket -- of law enforcement in portland. i feel completely unprotected and attacked by the very local minority in the city and the d.a. there, mike schmidt, he is awful. i talked to my brother, i talk about my brother a lot, he is a cop outside portland, was a

probation officer for years, and he is a shooting instructor at the oregon state police academy, so we talk all the time and he says that proactive policing will go on the decline this year. cops are going to be like firefighters, they will only respond when something bad happens instead of going out, talking to people, engaging, stopping stuff before it starts because for them it is not worth it to get indicted and it just goes to show, this sort of revolt, they are standing up to them mayor and a d.a. who does not have their back, they will not indict aggressive criminal felons who are making the city very unfree. >> greg: did you say not less? >> kennedy: i did. >> jesse: it's an allergy. and children are getting caught in the cross fire. thank god they are okay but a stray bullet, goodbye, your life is over and your parents have to pick up the pieces.

>> dagen: and pro crime, anti-law enforcement residents and victims have to fend for themselves. it starts with the governor, and look here in new york, this is cuomo down to the mayor, the city council, the district attorneys who have demonized, not only demonized, which is the same effect as defunding the police because it makes them step back and people retire but also, this has been going on for years, that laws and changes to the book that have led people free onto the street, a couple of things. i talked her cops all the time in the street and i ask them, how am i supposed to defend myself? strict gun laws here, what am i supposed to do? because if i defend myself i'm going to be the one who winds up in jail. they're going to throw me away and the victim will be on msnbc

on cnn and one friend of mine said i would rather be judged by 12 than carried by six. i would rather face a jury then wind up in a coffin. i think that one of the tests will be the democratic primary for mayor here in new york city because there is one guy in the lead, adams, former cop. if he wins this primary he will be the next mayor between almanac because the other two are a disaster and if he wins this primary, catherine garcia wants police officers fined for not wearing masks last year and my a wily ran an ad demonizing the nypd in a campaign and she literally vowed to slash the nypd budget because trauma from dealing with cops is a bigger problem than crime. if adams wins it will be a signal to the rest of the democrats across the country that this anti-cop, pro crime

stance won't work anymore. >> jesse: i opened up "the new york post" today, only paper i read, besides "the wall street journal," always a great paper, and have a pie chart that i love. it's the only chart i can understand. i love pie and the charge, and over 30% of democratic primary voters say crime is the number one issue they are going to vote on in this primary and this is something that we have talked about for a whole year, democrats have denied that crime is even on the rise. it's an issue yet their own voters it is their top issue by a mile. >> absolutely correct about erica adams rise, andrew yang was on top and eric adam started talking aboutg background, and the balance between supporting those who wear the uniform and criminal justice reform, make sure people

don't end up in jail for the rest of their lives for smoking a joint. i think he is going to win, but what eric adams is talking about is exactly what alderman from chicago is talking about it it relates to greg's point, which is very well taken, which is incredibly hard for partisans and an elected office when the fringes are so loud in terms of the support is to say, my colleague across the aisle has a point about this, and that does cut both ways. unfortunately on this issue, people end up dead because of it and i'm wondering where the national discussion is about reforms in these major cities. you remember the mayor's alliance started under bloomberg where mayors from every city came together to say what is going to work from all of us, and police chiefs and mayors came and we need to hear a lot about that, a lot of the

systemic issues are the same and that would be a great solutions oriented way forward. call on that for that to be happening more publicly. >> where i come from you can't punch an old lady in the face and break her nose and not go to jail and that is exactly what happens over and over again -- >> kennedy: felony assault. >> that happens over and over again in new york city and basically you have to kill somebody to get thrown in jail and that is a bail reform that was shepherded by the democrats. >> kennedy: really quickly if you want real criminal justice reform give to stop talking to republicans and democrats, you have to talk to libertarians because they've been the most critical and reasonable about the issue for so long and they are not having the swinging emotional reactions to things and they actually have a really solid list of actions that you can implement our across the country and make things better. when 50 good cops resign from an entire riot unit, that is not criminal justice reform.

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monitor complaints that super youtube personalities to get more viewers than his network. >> they were saying, there's people on youtube right now who get more views than this show. this is because the market has spoken into your show is [bleep] terrible. brian stelter talking to the press secretary saying, what are we doing wrong? like hey, mother [bleep], you're supposed to be a journalist. >> dagen: gregory, the floor is yours. >> greg: it's very difficult when your adversary cnn is on a downward spiral because you know longer enjoy the spectacle of it because we know they are good employees behind the scenes at cnn who don't deserve to be fronted by lying clowns and public masturbators. >> dagen: whoa. >> greg: that they don't have the same chance that he's got, there are three mistakes that cnn should fix. i've got notes.

i would like to help you guys. be honest, label your commentators as commentators. our audience knows the difference between me and bill hemmer. he's news, i'm commentating and better looking. there is no distinction at cnn between news and commentary, hence why they have no trust because they pretend their opinions are facts, we all know. they also denied the gulf between their own thoughts and what they say. we know what chris cuomo really, really thanks outside of his job because we've seen it. he's an example of the phoniness where he acts one way and gets in trouble and then he is on the news saying something else. we know that hypocrisy, it has been documented. they have to address their session with fox. they have two employees devoted to watching fox. their devotion is in watching us express opinions, not facts, yet they act like we are spouting facts. it's almost as if we are sitting in a bar having drinks and there's an eavesdropper, a

little portly guy with glasses who was sitting there taking notes going on my god, i can't believe they are saying this, i've got an expose. no, there is no gulf between what we say and what we think. that is why "the five" is successful in cnn is a disaster, you can see this golf every time they talk because they are so phony. i still feel bad about them but i'm trying to help you guys. >> dagen: did you get through everything? i know you've got more. >> greg: i'm writing a whole book on cnn. now, i'm kidding. >> dagen: brian stelter has an audience of one. and that's the problem, is that he solely exists as a mouthpiece. a useless, whiny mouthpiece for his boss to try to take us down because they can't beat us. >> jesse: i don't want to say brian stelter's name because he likes to hear me say his name si

will just say the cnn guy. i'm not the same as greg, i don't like to personally attack by name, because i may run into chris cuomo out of our and i don't want to be uncomfortable. greg would be very uncomfortable if that happened. may be. i will just say this, perhaps these guys are cool guys off camera, i don't know them. but he is a snob, brian stelter. and he doesn't deserve to be a snob. he doesn't realize he is being snobby by trying to look down on someone like joe rogan who is the number one show on spotify, who is an anchor of a hit network show who basically covers the usc from right there in the ring. the guy's career is here and he's looking down at his little nose at joe rogan who is up here. what is he doing? stelter can get off a plane, walk through a cab, check into a hotel and no one would know he was in that city. joe rogan can't go anywhere

without getting pulled over like that. so why does he get cocky and wagged his finger at a platform that he should actually cover as a media reporter. there's all these new platforms that of all these great market shares and are breaking ground, like rogan is breaking ground. he should write good things about joe rogan. i don't know what he's doing over there and i kind of feel sorry for the guy. >> dagen: which one, rogan? >> jesse: no, i don't feel sorry for rogan at all. >> dagen: these days you get attention by attacking somebody. >> greg: i would never do that. >> jesse: you would never pick a fight with anybody. >> dagen: i always say if you don't have anything nice to say come sit next to me. >> dagen: i would like to say no one is in jail for their entire life because they smoked a joint but there are a lot of people in jail unnecessarily -- >> dagen: you not getting out of talking about stelter. >> i am getting out of it because i think i am the only

person on the panel -- thank you, kennedy. no, anyway, as the person on the panel who i think would be on friendly terms with these people i would like to talk about the substance of joe rogan's criticism which is about not recognizing the strengths of these alternative platforms which is really where everything is going. everyone has created a streaming service, fox nation, cnn plus, chris cuomo and on lemmon avenue podcast coming out because they're moving to alternative forms -- i think you can listen to it next week. it's very exciting. speak about jesse is right about that, that joe rogan is reaching hundreds of millions of people all across the world. he has a bigger bank account than anybody could hope to, certainly has a tv show. i wish everyone success at the table but that it's just the way it is and people hate

traditional models and they want to hear traditional points of view in an unfettered environment where they say what they mean. >> dagen: rogan picked up on what stelter was saying because it's the same attitude about fox news. we want to essentially -- they can't win at anything unless there is no competition. that is how much they suck. so that is kind of the not of it and rogan gives a damn about people being able to speak their minds because he is a comedian. he is friends with chapelle, he's witnessing the death of comedy or he was until these men with screw-you money say nothing is off-limits, we're going to talk about all of it. >> cnn took a lot of heat when they started as a network news organization to news doesn't belong on cable. the conservatives aren't going to watch the news, what is this fox news? and they should sit down and read about it and try to figure

out with curiosity why is this working instead of pooh-poohing it. it's like listening to janet rail against bitcoin. she doesn't understand it. it's the same thing with all these institutionalists who have a hard time with cryptocurrency because younger people are sick of centralized banking and they want something new that they are in control of. it's the same thing with podcasting and nontraditional media. >> greg: young people come up to me all the time ago what is up with fiat currency speak of these libertarians will say that. >> greg: that is why i don't go. >> dagen: i like twentysomethings wanting the gold standard back. beauty can lose the mask most places so why not airplanes? and would it stop anarchy like this? ♪ ♪ welcome to allstate. ♪ ♪

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>> kennedy: welcome back. masks and airplanes are kind of like cats and dogs, they just don't mix well together. [shouting] [bleep] >> kennedy: the faa says the majority of unruly passengers losing their minds this year, and involves people refusing to cover up and now members of congress from both sides of the aisle are questioning mask mandates but st should stay in place. our masks what is making people crazy? >> dagen: now, people are crazy because people are crazy but i do think that shows the

mask mandate was the source of a lot of the fighting and i think i figured out why. when you get on the plane come you're going for two hours may be on a plane, in order to not wear the mask which is uncomfortable you have to either eat or drink. so even if they are not serving booze you take your little bottles of jack, so you're drinking, drinking, you keep drinking so you don't have to put the mask on and then you pass out without the mask on. the flight attendant comes and wakes you are drunk up and you're angry and you get in a fight. and so i think if you get rid of the mask mandate people who are concerned about covid can keep wearing the mask even if they are vaccinated. >> now democrats are finally saying, maybe this is a big cause. we will not have an agreement on infrastructure. will masks be the thing that binds the country? >> jesse: i know the way to beat the mask mandate on a plane. he ordered a bunch of peanuts in then you eat the peanuts

really slowly one by one the entire flight and they can't say anything because you're technically eating and that's all you need to do. guys, your life is in the hands of a pilot. if the pilot wants you to wear a mask, it weighs in outs, come on. as long as he lands the plane i will wear the mask. >> kennedy: i don't understand the people picking this hill to die on. last week i had a woman on my plane who got escorted off by six police officers because she got in a fight with the flight attendant and wouldn't wear a mask. when the cops requested her -- she is like, i'm wearing one now. you're going to get on a no-fly list. >> greg: i had a heated discussion with this topic five months ago with tom shillue and i laughed at him. he said and predicted that the hill in the coming months was going to be the mask and i said why? he said because, greg, there's something about your individual -- it's your body and blah, blah, blah and it's like, you can't have people telling you what to do. this is the last phase of the

pandemic. the power tripping. when it feels good, whether you are not wearing a mask just to yell at a stranger. but you notice no one does this to their friends or their coworkers. it is always a somebody you don't know, there's something inside us that makes us feel good, maybe it is a dopamine hit when you do this, it's amazing we don't have any national leadership on this. joe biden and fauci would be happy to let this thing go on forever. they have about as much vision as the bats in the wet market. they are blind, don't you know. but imagine if nobody spoke up, they would keep us locked down forever. >> jesse: blind as a batch, is that with that comes from? >> greg: yes, you thought it was a kind of baseball bats, didn't you? [laughter] >> kennedy: it's true, people were going out in public places just because they weren't wearing masks. in central park there was a

group of karens, they would disperse to yell at people for not having masks on when they were on a run outside. like velociraptors. >> jesse: we have a report on karens on "watters' world" at 8:00 on saturday night. you don't want to miss it. >> there is a karen and my segment, which is next. >> greg: are we being a little too mean to actual karens? women named karen? >> kennedy: yes, it's terrible. hard time on dating sites. >> greg: are we trying? >> brian schatz, the democratic senator from hawaii is one of the more frustrated people. it is actually pete buttigieg's purview, not necessarily biden calling the shots on this. i think they will revive it. when you think about how quickly things have changed since the cdc director said actually, you

can take off your mask. next week studio classes in new york city are going to be maskless and show no proof of, the honor system, i am vaccinated so i am texted if jesse was writing mask list and i am vaccinated next to me. so not jesse but a jesse who wasn't vaccinated. >> jesse: where are we writing? >> soulcycle. to be when i don't do that. if i'm riding a bike i want to go somewhere. and i have no soul. they don't let me in there. >> greg: if there is a soulless cycle, he is there. >> it's a great community and i do think it will move faster but greg is right, everyone wants to yell at a stranger and usually someone weaker than them. it's already bad enough how the quality of life has gone down and how miserable a flight attendant's life is versus when we were growing up when people get dressed up to go on an airplane entry people with respect and now we wear have a pair of sweatpants.

>> jesse: and t-shirts and stuff like that. >> greg: no peanuts on a flight anymore. >> jesse: have you flown commercial in the last ten years? yes, there are! >> not allergies. >> dagen: you take a family sized bag of lays potato chips and you crush them and it's just grams and you can nibble on that front here to thailand >> we are going to continue this conversation at the commercial break. "the fastest" is up next. ♪ ♪ i was drowning in student loan debt. i was in the process of deferring them, paying them... then i discovered sofi. completely changed my life. lower interest rate. my principal is going down. sofi is a place where you can start to tackle those money goals today.

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kid's tree house to their home owner association and forced him to take it down. in response he hammered an open letter to the tree writing, dear anonymous passerby, don't worry, you're safe now. your active casual cruelty was successful. no longer will its presence offend your walk past my house. please enjoy your stroll free from the sound of my children's play and laughter. we've talked about this a lot, it is the kids who have suffered the most during the pandemic. is this as bad as having kids in school, that you lose your tree house? >> dagen: i think it is a horrible thing, one of the things that is dramatic and the kids are going to remember because you need a project, you need something to work on together and you need a place to zone out. there is nothing more special than a fortress of solitude in a tree, something you make with your dad. that is sacred. whoever this person is, i hope they feel shame. >> one article i read called her a karen.

>> greg: no, she is an american hero. what if it's an eyesore? i don't want to wake up every morning. i'm just saying, what if it is a horribly built tree fort? not one of these great tree house hotels, and some exotic -- it was probably poorly done. these are not construction workers. these are clumsy, stupid kids. i'm glad they took down the tree house, frankly! think about the tree! the tree being mocked by having deadwood hoisted above -- here is your dead brother, we turned it into a house. i didn't really have an opinion on that. >> jesse: i could tell. my kids wanted me to get them a tree house at one point and i researched it and it was 30 grand. that was a hard no. you're so wrong, there is nothing better than a tree house when you are a child. no, no, you keep little playboys up there, food, may be a zip line from the tree house to

another tree, it is a paradise for a teenager. >> dagen: these children are city kids, they don't know what they are doing. if you're going to build a fort you build it in an undisclosed location where the parents don't know where it is and it's camouflaged. you've got pie cones as hand grenades, branches as guns -- >> kennedy: are you building -- >> if someone discovers it, like a nosy neighbor you bomb their house with poo in bags that you light on fire. speak i've never been so grateful to have grown up in new york city. ranked new jersey the number one state to live in. the garden states, high praise, housing costs, education rates and quality of hospital so i think we have no garden staters

on the panel. >> jesse: i just bought a house in new jersey. the beaches are beautiful there and then there is farm country down south and then you are a hop skip and jump from manhattan. you've got it all there but to be honest when i saw this short, i thought it was a joke. >> is someone who does polling for a living i usually try to trust it and i don't believe this for a second. >> greg: a lot of polls in jersey. [laughter] new jersey has been a punch line longer than take my wife, please. i wanted to figure out why so i wrote into the google search thing "why does new jersey" and auto filled "have a bad reputation." and then "smell so bad." those of the two things that auto filled and that might explained -- to your point, beautiful farms and beautiful beaches but they are not seen from the freeway. what you see from the freeway are the really ugly cities and the prison spirits and when you're trying to get from philly to new york it is like

new jersey is just nothing but cement and stench but all of a sudden you go off to the shores, it is absolutely unbelievable. >> jesse: leave the turnpike, that is new jersey. >> dagen? >> dagen: this is a set up. this is where people from red states throughout the south voted to keep people out of their glorious, untouched conservative states. they want everybody to stay in the northeast. it's what jersey, massachusetts, new york and idaho? forget it. >> kennedy: idaho was beautiful. >> dagen: i know, that is my point. >> kennedy: my take is that coffee taxes are very high. bagels a really good but i have celiac's. >> the bagels are not as good as new york bagels. i apologize but it's absolutely true. "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ ♪

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what's the craziest idea for your life that you had as a kid? do you understand that question? jessica, you're nodding. >> jessica: gymnast and i was born tall so it was obviously never going to work out, gymnast. >> greg: i thought that was a hatred for james [laughter] >> greg: your parents or gymnasts aren't they? >> dagen: they got injured and dropped out. >> greg: all sports is bad. by my shirt. kennedy? >> kennedy: i really wanted to be a cardiovascular surgeon. >> greg: and then you realized you were a girl. [laughter] that is the kind of sexist commentary that we abhor here. why did you decide not to be a surgeon?

>> kennedy: because i never graduated from high school. i have a college degree but i went to community college. >> greg: you skipped community college. >> kennedy: i didn't skip it i just didn't pass. >> jesse: i wanted to be indiana jones and i wanted to be an archaeologist because i thought that is what you did as an archaeologist, he traveled around the world and go to caves and kill nazis. that is not your coming mostly hang out a library and when they found that out i was out. >> dagen: wanted to be a professional majorette because i bought this pair of white vinyl boots up to the knee when i was four years old and i wanted to wear them to church and i felt that i could make a go of that. throwing a baton, twirling a flag for a living. my mother disabused me of that. >> jesse: does not play well. >> greg: i wanted to be a go-go dancer. didn't happen.

i realized, life is the movie and you just write your own script, and you write the script every morning and you make the starring role. >> jesse: someone else writes the script for you. >> greg: i write my own. this is a good one too from lars, what is the weirdest thing a fan has sent you? oh, boy. okay, dagen. >> dagen: i talked about making voodoo dolls on air once and i got a box of dolls but it was used panty hose stuffed with cotton balls with little eyes on them and i was afraid to throw it away. i kept it under my desk for years because i thought it would be really bad luck if i through the panty hose dolls -- >> greg: that is not good. >> dagen: that is true. >> greg: you would be dragged

into hell. have you seen that movie? i would say it was you so i can watch that movie. it's fantastic. kennedy? >> kennedy: i had a beautiful portrait drawn of me by a guy in prison, really creeping me out because he took so much time, and my mom went to visit me and she said, this is so beautiful. i said please, have it. i never told her it was jail mail. >> greg: there should be more great artists in prison, would also be going to do? >> kennedy: you are thinking of john wayne gacy. >> jesse: i get those guys confused all the time. >> greg: what about you? rita thing a fansite you? >> jesse: i don't think they were a fan but i was sent a box of diapers from china and i was terrified, i have fox look into it. yeah. >> greg: that is pretty good. i was wondering if they had

arrived. jessica? >> jessica: very few fans outside the familial circle but i did get one of those build a bear sent to the building that set up what i love you, jessica." they get scared, they have everything get sniffed down so i only got it a month after it arrived. >> kennedy: i got a bunch of presents, size 38.5. >> jessica: that will work. >> dagen: someone famous got me a pair of boots. >> greg: i'm not going to say when i'm going to say. one more thing is up next. ♪ ♪ one, two! one, two, three! only pay for what you need! with customized car insurance from liberty mutual! nothing rhymes with liberty mutual. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ ♪welcome back to that same old place♪

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and larkin from live pd and we get the scoop on live pd and of course kat timpf is there it's a blast. for my show that got postponed because of covid. they are back up there. nashville, tennessee, sunday august 22nd. memphis, tennessee october 9th. go to g. gutfeld.com to get ticket info and hopefully won't get canceled again tim shillue is with me. do we want to do animals are great? i don't think so because i would take everybody's time. >> jesse: guy benson. >> greg: i can't stand him. >> jessica: i love guy benson i married him. >> jesse: threw out the first pitch at braves game. not great video. he didn't bounce it a little high, a little outside and not from the rubber. you know what? much better than fauci, so good throw guy. we proud of you. >> greg: why did he get to do that. >> jesse: i don't know is he a bit shy. he is a very important person and very, very, very plugged. in also plugged in is "watters'

world" 8:00. i hit the streets and ask the putin-biden summit. do you guys actually think people watched it or knew what happened? be ready for that. >> greg: joe didn't. [laughter] >> jesse: so, there is a little confusion about how to get my book. if you want to signed. >> greg: there is no confusion. >> jesse: confusion is on my part. it's how i saved the world -- no, actually i screwed it up again. it's saved the world book.com. that's how you get it for father's day signed. yes. it was my fault. kennedy? >> kennedy: so glad you stole my title. from my podcast. >> jesse: i definitely stole your podcast for my book. "watters' world" podcast for many, many years. >> kennedy: man among men and a lot of watters this guy has been in but not this guy he reached his hands into the water and look at this, with his bare hands he caught a shark. do you know what kind of

strength and conclusion territory that takes? it is impressive. he is like -- that's in the water. >> jesse: dive bell. >> kennedy: he was going to the shark. got the shark. be nice to shark or they will eat you. >> dagen: i'm routing for the shark: kyle busch two time championship promote dog adoption in nashville. life size cutouts of adoptable pets at participating shelters. they waive the adoption fees. banned the importation of rescue dogs pause of confirmed about face rabies certificate. they are killing animals by too long that well done cdc you suck. >> jesse: tell us how you really feel. >> kennedy: can't believe i'm only finding out now walrus

named wally famous for wandering. back on british shores filmed on a boat aisle of philly. the animal drifted on iceberg -- i only have 15 seconds because we had to promote jesse's book. we have to go. people saw him. he is really cute. i hop much i see him wally how i saved the ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ are. pete: weekend vibe going here on "fox & friends weekend." good shot of fox square formerly known as the plaza. glad are here with us. she passed test last weekend