call him the guru of critical race theory. >> only people in our running away from the label of critical race theory. >> he's not a critical race theorist. >> robin d'angelo -- >> she's not a critical race theorist. >> playing a series of word games. >> i don't allow people to just make up and say lies on the show. >> laura: that was tonight and greg gutfeld -- >> i didn't know. they are preparing us for the end of the world, they are i think going to cause the end of the world. i don't know if that's supposed to be good. the aliens comedies suit little deflated pillsbury dough boy white aliens -- >> greg: white aliens gimmick that's racist in any galaxy. [scattered applause] ♪ ♪

>> greg: happy wednesday everyone. what a lineup we got tonight. we have lara trump! there she is! [scattered applause] >> greg: this is no joke, you should see her workout routine, which is on instagram. roll it. ♪ ♪ >> nobody told me this was happening. >> greg: that's the show! that's really her and it's pretty impressive, especially when you pair her workout to kat's. >> [indiscernible]. >> greg: you should be drinking after the workout, kat, not before. and with got to take seth, everybody. look at him! [scattered applause]

he will bring in another few hundred viewers, those are just his kids. i joke, but he is the father of tonight's studio audience. even maury povich got tired of telling him you are the father. so do you want to hear a funny opinion? that don lemmon doesn't do opinions. >> i don't do opinion. the difference for me is i do point of view. so i'm giving my point of view as an american, as a black man who happens to be gay, but i'm also -- i also represent cnn and so i must tell the truth, and if i don't, if my facts are wrong, then i have to clarify it at have to come on television and have to apologize and say i got that wrong. >> that has never happened. so he's telling you what he bases his opinions off of at the same time he tells you he doesn't give opinions, just point of view! look up what point of view

means. it means opinion! but let's be honest i'm a cnn's facts are much like their opinions in that they aren't facts. and seriously, don lemmon doesn't do opinions? the olive garden doesn't do breadsticks. and riots are peaceful and crime isn't exploding and kat timpf isn't hammered off copy toner right now. it's true. you know what they say about opinions. opinions are like a holes, everyone has one. and you know what they say about a holes with opinions? they probably work at cnn. [scattered applause] imagine taking anything that lemmon says as fact. i think cnn once did a commercial on that. >> this is an apple. some people might try to tell you that it's a banana. they might scream "banana,

banana, banana" over and over and over again. they might put banana in all caps. you might even start to believe that this is a banana. >> greg: much like brian seltzer's hairline, that has not aged well. and neither has lemmon 'a so-called facts, otherwise known as unhinged babble puke. >> you are the commander in chief, the president of the united states of america, the greatest country on earth. act like it. >> the president of the united states is a fraud and a con man. >> the president of the united states is racist. a lot of us already knew that. >> if you voted for trump, you voted for the person who the clan supported. you voted for the person who nazis support. they like the racism, they like the misogyny. they like all of it, because if they didn't, they wouldn't

support him. >> yeah, democratic cities are in chaos right now. they are going to take your country away and they're taking down the statues and crime is rising. oh, my gosh, it's so bad and defunding police -- [exhales] >> greg: biden just did a presser on the crime wave, buddy. if you brought this guy within a mile of a lie detector, it would explode. i haven't seen that many bad opinions since the initial reviews of this hit show. whatever happened to those people? so why is he so defensive about exposing opinions? it seems like a central part of his identity, his emotional assessment of stuff. why can't he say hi, i'm don lemmon and i have more opinions than a meth-addled cabdriver? instead we have to laugh at his nightly denials. after me he's the fun's late-night show on tv. perhaps it's a defensive response to our accurate criticism of cnn, and we are only trying to help them.

a strong cnn makes for a stronger fox news. competition build character. it's why my debate coach would make me wrestle him for pencils. they were always in his front pocket. [scattered laughter] so with a weak adversary like cnn, it's harder to build your own muscles. it's like the gym, you need heavyweights to build strength and cnn is like those stretch bans old ladies use in arthritis commercials. and like those bands, you can only stretch the truth so far before it breaks. but at this point it's almost unfair to comment on cnn. it's like bad mouthing the deceased at a funeral. but they deserve it. they refuse to admit they are agenda-driven at the agenda is to stoke anger between citizens in order to keep eyeballs glued to their misery fast. the fact that their ratings are lower than a snake's knots should be good news for all of us. still, they must maintain the belief that they speak the truth because everything else they do is built on it. snakes do have ntus

if you lie all the time and then you tell the truth, half of the cnn viewers will suddenly figure out that you were lying to them before, so they turn you off and boom, there goes half their audience, which is roughly the size of pete hegseth's family. last week i pointed out the difference between us and the deceptive cons at cnn. we make it clear who is giving an opinion and who is reporting a story. take me and bill hemmer... to aruba. he's a news guy who delivers the product straighter than perino's teeth. i'm an opinion guy who looks great in a pastel speedo. follow me on instagram. how does don lemon see this? >> so that is the difference between what i'm doing and what someone come as you mentioned, over at fox news is doing. i'm operating from a place of truth, it's all based in fact and it's all based on the evidence that's out there. >> yeah, the keyword come out there. it's a dodge. he can lie because the light comes from the truth that's out there and it's that defense that

has allowed cnn to push destructive bile about law enforcement, but the decimation of our cities due to the left-wing policies tnn parades as progress, but imagine if cnn hadn't embraced the police is racist theme and had looked at the data. if i could do it, so could lemon, but he didn't come up because if he did, zucker would can him quicker than cleaned peaches. if they hadn't displayed -- there are black and brown trump supporters, but they didn't count, at least to lemon. imagine if they saw how much divisive opinions created a climate that pit people against each other, culminating in billions of damages and rioting. oh how they laughed at that crime, you saw that. if only they hadn't waited until it finally affected biden's election chances that they took the bloodshed seriously. palpable subversion of law enforcement leading to reduction of police interactions in communities that needed their help the most. the results, a massive spike in shooting a murder, the death of innocent minority since cities left to rot by the left who took their cues from...

cnn. but i guess that's just his opinion, right? but it's an opinion arising from truth, from facts. i mean, if lemon can say that, so can i. but at least i'm honest enough to say that it's my opinion. time for lemon to do the same. [scattered applause] let's welcome tonight's aghast! her biceps are registered with crossfit and the nra, fox news contributor lara trump! [scattered applause] he was awarded the bronze star and that's also his nickname at the tanning salon, fox & friends weekend cohost, pete hegseth! [scattered applause] she's louder than a garbage disposal for love angry ghosts, fox news contributor kat timpf! [scattered applause] if he hollers cannonball, there's about to be a tsunami. my sidekick and a host of [indiscernible] on fox nation,

tyrus! [scattered applause] >> greg: so that the first time i've been under instagram. you work out like a demon. >> thank you very much. congratulations for checking me out. >> greg: think i learned a lot. i learned a lot about how to do my triceps better. always feel like that the legacy media is based on an adolescent idea, almost like from a freshman in high school, that they know the truth and no one else does and then that means that they can read everybody else's mind and that's what cnn -- that's why cnn can demonize everyone. >> yeah, well, it's very clear, maybe they don't call it opinion. it maybe it's because it is obviously like left-wing propaganda, that they continue to push out there, it's very clear to anyone that's been paying attention that the mainstream media and cnn is definitely part of that is like the marketing arm for the democrat party. they continue to push the narrative that the democrats want them to put out there and it's pretty clear when you walked on the street, you can

see the people that have bought into the propaganda and see the people who are freethinkers, who are critical thinkers who have clearly not bought into it and by the way, i think they are playing their hand a little too far each and every day and i think people astern to wake up and say something isn't right, because after all, we see all the things that they were continuing to be wrong about come out every single day. >> greg: and the thing is, pete, he said like when i'm wrong, i'll admit it. he never admitted he was wrong about anything, especially the riots that he mocked, the violence in the black on black crime. he mocked it. he never came back and said boy, i really screwed up. instead, he said that it's affecting biden's chances in the election, which, you know, as we know, some election, right, pete? [cackle] >> let's see that again in 2024. the entire premises based on the fact that he is smart and you're done. and as a result, if he admits that he's wrong, he's got to admit that he's not as smart as

he says and he doesn't get to tell you his point of view that isn't opinion. by the way, he went from cnn to pbs so that he could go the only place lower rated than cnn. to do this interview. >> greg: posted by -- and that was margaret hoover, who is married to john avalon, who is one of the loudest, most obnoxious hacks on cnn. >> probably on twitter than as well. the whole thing is we ultimately -- don't lie to me. that's all i want a tv. greg gutfeld will come up and say this is my point of view, this is my opinion. when you stand up and say no, i am objective, just the facts, just the science, just the truth, and you can see right through it -- that's why people turn the channel. people would rather watch msnbc where the got a point of view, i'm going to tell it like it is, judge for yourself. >> greg: that's why rachel maddow is a pro and i may disagree with everything, but she's not a phony. tyrus, it's like where level of awareness where cnn is at this weird thing where they believe

that they know the truth. as you get older, you're supposed to get wisdom where you know that truth isn't -- that's not how it works. it's like you can look at cnn and you can look at fox news and you can look at msnbc and see what they're doing. you can be above it. >> i'm above it naturally, great. i know being above things is new for you. by the way, only you could see if a snake has nuts. it's not be so quick to judge. hold on here, if you can say point of view and opinion, i mean -- i don't murder, i take life. you can just kind of split -- let's not be so -- it's always safe -- what he's basically saying is i'm not wrong and if i am, it's from my point of view because i'm coming from a place of truth, which means that i can't be held accountable for anything i say, so if you give an opinion, you have to own it and it takes courage to give an

opinion. to sit up here, especially your stature and those socks, for you to say the things that you want to say. listen, i've got to do something because she's going to snap and i'm not going to stop her. >> greg: about my socks kim >> every week you keep throwing little jabs at kat and i'm telling you, it's building. it's building, and when she gives you her point of view, you're going to want to hear my opinion. [scattered laughter] >> greg: all right, kat, are you a don lemon fan? >> no. >> greg: are you a -- do you notice that their entirety -- i guess their entire premise is based on knowing what you think. like if you say, kat, two cnn, i'm not racist, they would disagree and go i know you are. >> i think if anyone knew what i was thinking of her, i would not be allowed in society. but i just think it's so interesting that anybody would ever trust any human and say yes, what they're saying is

complete fact, because a lot of us are not perfect and sometimes people -- someone can tell you one thing and then, you know, you spend some time hiding in the bushes and you see something complete different. you can't completely -- even fancy yourself -- he is remarkably bad at it and he doesn't even try. everything is an opinion. everything is, you know, clearly his bias is very, very, very straightforward when it comes to that. but to even think that he would be capable of that is a creepy level of narcissism. >> greg: i always use my example of my shift on donald trump was pretty drastic and it was because of my cognitive biases. i'm aware of when -- i'm aware how we manufacture our own truths. we manufacture our own truth every day and then we come to believe it and then we say but it's the truth. we forget that we actually have manufactured it. >> like how i used to drink before work and now that i know

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>> greg: celebs still give us classes and being total jackasses. hollywood tried desperately to paint the bill apocalyptic. an over-the-top video, orlando bloom and katy perry, whoever they are, say america is toast if the bill doesn't pass. >> how does this work? >> we got to tell them. >> you are our only hope.

[indiscernible]. >> it started when voter suppression ran wild all over america. the voting rights bills died in the senate, polling places closed, we lost [indiscernible]. >> [indiscernible] doesn't have to be. don't have the power to change it. >> save democracy while you can! >> call your senator now. >> that was filmed in present-day portland. [scattered laughter] >> greg: i'm sorry i made every buddy watch that. everybody here at the panel was actually looking nauseous. anyway, they weren't the only ones. lots of hollywood left-wingers tweeted pretty much the same "sky is falling" message. jimmy kimmel and sarah silverman did but we didn't recognize them in whiteface. [scattered laughter] and a bunch of others whose opinions were assigned to them of course by twitter, proving that if it didn't work for hillary, clinton, then try again.

so surprise, the media framed the bill's defeat in exactly the same way. >> this is going to be a debate about whether or not we want america to be the place that the founders plotted they may have been. the founders wanted it to be. >> this is not a democracy, this is a minority. there's a term, that's called apartheid. >> the darkest hours of your history book coming to life. >> the minority party using a filibuster to allow them to keep suppressing the votes of minorities and others. it is an existential battle. >> you have activists who have fought and bled and died to try to stop these republican bills. >> greg: what feverish claptrap. i call it hot garbage but that's an insult to heat and garbage. a quick reminder, the bill could take away a state of foster visibility to in-state voter i.d. laws, which most people are for. the poll released just this week found that 80% of americans support requiring americans to show photo i.d. that in order to cast a ballot. americans haven't been united on

anything like that since britney got kevin fighter line -- sorry! >> i think silent. >> greg: but it's like benjamin franklin once said, do you charge by the hour, because i'll be back. all right, tyrus, that video -- i looked over at your face and you were not pleased by it. it kind of shows that they really do believe the other side is evil and that this is an apocalyptic -- and also they were kind of impressed by their own ability to create this kind of message. >> i think this is the hail mary pass of the progressive, because they are in trouble. they made a deal with a moderate and i know this is -- maybe i'm confused, but i know no one is allowed to vote, but didn't they win? i'm sorry, and then we had a black president, not once, but twice. so that means everyone gets to

vote still. so what's -- but they made a deal with an old man who was a moderate who is now starting to want to work with republicans. this is a problem, so the progressives do the only thing they can do. they try to scare us with actors who really need a break. that is not the elephant king that i knew on the hobbit anymore. they bring in these actors who are looking to be woke but they are only speaking to each other. president trump changed things. people watch politics like sports now. they know what stuff means, they know what's real and what's b.s. and that's where you're going to see the house flip and the senate flipped, because you got -- are going to do all these wonderful things and it was all like most of their movies a flash in the pan and it doesn't make any sense. >> the mental gymnastics you have to do to believe these things. it wasn't just the voter i.d. the surveys show the majority of likely voters don't like the stuff that's in there, so you

have to believe that the majority of likely voters are against their own voting rights, and on the idea that this is what the founders would have wanted. that's why in article one of the constitution, they wrote the time and manner of congressional elections should be decided by the states. they wrote that, but they actually believe the opposite. you would actually have to believe that in order to believe this. >> greg: right. >> i just don't get it. >> greg: i'll tell you what it is, pete. i'm moving over to pete, i didn't mean to call you pete. >> whatever. >> he's been called worse. >> you're going to apologize for calling me pete? after saying i do drugs all day at work, but calling me pete, that's taking it too far. >> he did cross the line. >> is going to call the pcp pete, but i didn't. it is about who is for something and who is against something. imagine if there were republicans decided to come out for this bill. the democrats would be against

it. they don't even -- i don't think the democrats are against -- no democrat is against voter i.d. but they have to be against anything that a republican is for. >> well, there are some democrats who are against voter i.d. because they want it absolutely wide open. there are a lot of them. and i think the reason -- they use the word existential. why in the world -- you know what existential means, it's your very survival. exactly what you said, tyrus. '22 and '24 are going to be a wave -- we hope -- of common sense, take this back. the x essential nature is if we don't maintain these covid exceptions was it just know my comic which existed in one election in 2020, that our survival is at stake because we can't win this thing fairly. we're going to make sure we are mailing out ballots to voter rolls that we are -- we're not verifying the chain of custody, we are not asking for ideas. drop boxes all over the place. that to them as a existential

because political power as their holy grail. this all happened because the economy was roaring under donald trump and then wuhan gives us a virus. we have to change all or voting laws, none of which are constitutional at the state level and now it's existential that we keep those one-time exceptional changes? it's absurd, and you're right, politics is like sport now. people know what's going on. they know that black people can get i.d. >> i've got mine with me, you want to see it? i'm not playing. [scattered applause] >> there it is. how did you do it? >> how i did it? i got in line, filled of the paperwork and then the nice white lady gave me a picture. >> no, i feel like everybody knows what's going on except the woke celebrities, right? because these people clearly have no idea what they're talking about and it's so obvious when you see how ridiculous that video was that you just played. just ridiculous come out of control. >> greg: they are facing their

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♪ ♪ >> greg: hunters new doozy, spending his dad's cash on a floozy. what's a floozy? hunter biden allegedly spent 25 grand from an account linked to joe biden to pay for -- received receipts and text messages from that famous laptop. it took place in los angeles at the chateau marmont, which is french for chateau marmont.

it's where john belushi died 39 years ago when "snl" was still funny. after several drug and alcohol-fueled nights with an escort, and i don't mean ford escort, kat, although they are fetching, hunter had a bentley wrapped up a bill over a thousand bucks. he continued charging several accounts, thinking the payments never went through. that's when the secret service allegedly got involved as evidenced by these texts from a former special agent. "come on, h, this is linked to the celtics account, or celtic -- d.c. is calling me every ten. let me up or come down. i can't help you if you don't let me." for those of you playing around at home, celtic was joe 'us secret service code name when he was vice president. it's even on his [indiscernible].

so too bad for hunter that the secret service can't protect you from yourself. it's like my accountant said to me after looking at my tax return, you can't write off secret camera in kat's office. pete, the worst part about hunter biden's seed gives party in a bad name. if you go out within the the next day, it's not like had like to do that again. >> really? >> greg: yes. >> you're right, but he does seem to have an unlimited credit card, so that is some sort of a life goal. it is amazing the types of things, is this what the secret service is supposed to do? >> i don't think he was even under secret service protection. the answer is no. >> thank you. to save him from overcharges of his feet 19 -- you read this entire story, it's insane. >> greg: every time you read something what hunter biden it's insane. this might be the only time he

ever used protection. [scattered laughter] >> touche. >> greg: stripper, baby. my yacht. >> i thought you were going to look at me. you know what, everyone has a little different job when they start. this screams of parent to me. the secret agent probably got a call from celtic, help me, my son is doing it again because when you're dealing with a drug addict who will wipe you out because he doesn't think that she ran up every credit card and of course it was like my dad's vice president, charging. >> why does he have his dad's credit card to make a couple as a treat. >> parents have boundaries. why did that one kid run around and knock over stuff? my kids wouldn't dare. he understands -- but this is where it was -- the first thing talk about the progressive attack. they made a deal with a moderate in his common sense and backing off from defunding the police. he's backing off from universal

this and get rid of this, so all of a sudden now we couldn't get a story when fox was covering hunter biden. we don't know if it's a laptop. and now this is how we get rid of joe because he didn't do what we wanted to do. now hunter biden stuff is coming out and cnn is like this is really hard -- you know, this must be sought for the president. now it's a problem because now the deal -- the water is breaking come of the civil war is going to start between progressives and moderates because he's not playing ball, so now they're going to go after hunter but they are truth seekers. when we did it we were disgusting and attacking an addict's lifestyle. >> greg: didn't exist. the laptop -- the story didn't exist, the tech giants actively -- actually buried it. i imagine if this were a trump offspring -- >> oh! >> greg: i know that's a cliched question at this point, but it has to run through your head that likeness -- what your family went through every day because you are simply related to the president and then compare it to what he is not

going through. it's only the daily mail that is interested in this in "the new york post." >> it's so sad actually because whenever my father-in-law was in office, we all knew that we were a reflection of america and we took it very seriously to be part of the first family of the united states and we wanted to act appropriately and do things that were outstanding. to see things like this, i mean, the number of times hunter biden has broken the law, he's admitted to smoking crack. i know smoking parmesan cheese isn't illegal, just questionable. but now we know he's paying prostitutes on possibly his father's credit card. it is outrageous stuff. it just makes me sad really for america that this is a member of our first family. very sad to see. >> greg: have you ever used your debts credit card for anything close to this? >> no. and that's why he does have it very good, especially for a

crackhead, but part of me feels a little bad for him because it's got to be really hard for him to just have a fun weekend. if he sets the bar at getting so blasted with an escort that you're so high you can't figure out how to pay her when it's over. you know, he doesn't probably get excited for like dinner and a movie. >> greg: i mean, when you're putting -- >> it depends what's for dinner. but broccoli, steak, and crack. >> watching a movie or am i in the movie? >> there you go. >> greg: why watch it when you can star in it? did you see what he did -- the things he does with the snacks and the minibar, what he did with the m&ms. videos of all that out there. i didn't watch any of them more than three times. he's the kind of guy that drags everybody into his problems and if you try to help them, he guilts you. he was a man, why are you bothering me? this guys trying to save you and he's being like you are

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favorite angle after obtuse and right, he said this. >> this will show the effect that these bad policies had on people's freedoms and livelihoods and their families, many of them in south florida. for example, lost family members to communism. i think it's important that this gets in the classroom and provide an honest assessment of what this totalitarian ideology has done for the last hundred plus years. >> greg: so florida is taking the lead in shutting down the woke poisoning in our schools. in june, the sundstrand states board of education unanimously banned critical race theory from public school classrooms, comparing it to the discredited discredited 1619 project and hopefully this emphasis on good citizenship and rational thinking will prepare students to fight life of a desktop, which is against, of course, their college professors. but it's like my first grade teacher once said to me, greg, you need to stop coming to school, your 35.

kat, what are your thoughts? >> so obviously i love capitalism. thousands of years the world has very little wealth creation and that only changed because some places started trying capitalism. it's obviously the way to go but in my ideal country, a state apostate is governor wouldn't even have any say in what kids would or would not be taught in the first place. >> greg: what you think, lara? >> i don't know why we couldn't extend this out to maybe every american because i'm a lot of people probably -- i think a lot of people got a great civics lesson when donald trump ran for office and then became president, but people probably have forgotten a lot since then. i think it would be nice to extend out and when did they stop teaching that communism was a terrible thing and to terror tally totalitarianism is an awful thing? kudos to ron desantis, i think this is a really great thing at least for the kids in florida, this is going to be really positive. >> greg: i, pete -- pete, not

you. pete, i'm very pessimistic because i see the joint chief of staff, general mark milley, defending teaching crt and i'm going like okay, the stuff -- the genie is out of the barn. >> nailed it! >> greg: thank you. it's over. when the military is doing this stuff, i mean, and less the parents, you know, launch their own tea party, we are screwed. >> i actually totally agree with you. when it comes to the education of kids, especially in our public school system, we are charging at machine guns with pitchforks buried between teachers unions and teachers colleges and the curriculum, universities, how they trained teachers, they have it all on lockdown. they may say they're not teaching crt, but they are calling it equity, diversity inclusion, something else. they are finding another way to get it in. you can ban it, the individual teacher who has an incentive to teach it otherwise will do so. we are in a really bad place when we have to say communism bad -- it shows you where we are, but actually -- i disagree, kat. i think this is exactly what the

governors should be doing in their states. it's a local initiative and if you believe your kids need to be future citizens, then train them up using the resources you have available. human exiles were there under fidel castro. have them come in and talk about it. >> this is something that florida does a lot better than other states. i would just like to see more of the emphasis school choice where parents could decide what things they wanted their kids to learn. >> i just think it's more abandonment of government schools at this point. you can move from one school district to another, rich, poor -- >> abandonment of government schools is exactly what i'm talking about. >> okay great, we are in violent agreement. >> i think he's a star. i think is going to make some waves in his future is bright but we've got to start learning to play the game a little bit. you don't say evil commas and because -- oh. we say we're going to teach civics and communism in school because, you know what, they didn't say evil communism but when i was sitting in class between football practice and they started talk about -- i was like that sucks, so i work and you get my stuff?

oh, hell no! i didn't need evil. any american who's got a summer job says i'm going to work this corner mike sommer at the park and kat on the corner selling drugs is going to get my money tax-free? >> that means i'm working too! >> tax-free. we have to start playing the game a little better. take the evil out and make it sound -- the kids go oh -- no. >> that's what the left does with everything. crt. what is antiracism training, we know what it is but they dress it up a something else. up next, can science replace dirty laundry? ♪ ♪ oh! don't burn down the duplex. terminix.

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>> greg: in outer space doing laundry is a quandary. nasa has teamed up with tide to figure out how to wash dirty clothes in space because currently there's absolutely no way to do that without gravity, so i guess it's time for... >> gregg's amazing theory! >> greg: my fear is that outer space was never finished. whoever the builders of the universe were ran out of money and they couldn't extend gravity behind earth's atmosphere,

assuming that the new buyer will deal with that later. the theory completely claims were outer space socks. they couldn't afford more gravity and this is why astronauts now have to wear their clothes until they can't take the stench anymore and rather than clean them, they stuffed them in with a bunch of other trash on cargo ships and send those ships to burn in the earth's atmosphere. anyway, the more i think about it, the spaceship sounds exactly like that five-day greyhound bus trip i took from vegas to a lenox city buried horrible smell and full of people trying to solve problems with our sin. [scattered laughter] my theory, tyrus, when you look at a new property you see exactly where the money stopped, they didn't finish the ceramic tiles in the third bathroom, that's gravity. exactly. they stopped doing gravity. >> ...

>> greg: thank you. >> he let the horse out of the bottle on that one. >> greg: yes i did. i did and then kat tried to drink the rest of the contents of the bottle. >> keep it up. >> until the horse is made into the glue. >> greg: you can't unsee this theory. when you think about it, that they stopped with gravity, you cannot unsee this theory. it explains everything and why outer space is overrated. >> i feel like you're saying god makes mistakes, which means you're getting a lot of hate mail. >> greg: god just said hey, look, i've only got time for this, i've got to go work on the other galaxy and universe somewhere else, so i'm going to like do this but you guys are on your own, figure out gravity and the next 5 billion years. >> very interesting point of view. >> greg: no, it's a fact. it's not a point of view, it's a fact based on science! >> it's is truth! >> greg: it's not an apple, it's a banana straight from the

lemon's mouth! >> float entries. [scattered applause] >> greg: when life gives you lemons, you eat limits. >> invalidating his truth is what -- >> bartender, can i get refill? >> consider my privilege checked. >> greg: assisting the most interesting and vital segment you've ever taken part of the fox news. >> i'm so honored to be a part of it. thank you. i will tell you what i loved about this story and what i think everyone here can agree with now that you've seen on my workout videos, these astronauts are working out for two hours a day, why am i not an astronaut? >> greg: there you go! >> obviously i'm qualified. >> you are a foot taller than the average astronaut. >> greg: let's be honest, this is the reason why we have female astronauts. somebody's got to do the laundry. sexist! i condemn that!

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