experienced injustice need to be able to have a place where they can go. >> judge jeanine: that's all the time we had tonight. i'm judge pirro in for laura ingraham. don't forget to catch my show every saturday night at 9:00 eastern, i will be right back here tomorrow night at 10:00, set your dvrs. >> to become an american citizens is the single greatest achievement of my life. >> i'm so grateful. >> is so beautiful. >> you know something that's not so beautiful, right on page 56 you are late boomer with a tiny -- >> greg: that was so beautiful, now about your -- [applause]

>> greg: gail! really? we've got a great panel today, the first time for harris faulkner. [applause] >> that's me on the turnpike in jersey. depth >> greg: slow down little lady. at dr. drew's here, i invited him. i invited him here so i could show him my brand-new tattoo, take a look at it, doc. i hope that doesn't creep you out. until you see the one on my back, and you will. we are less than a week away from the fourth of july and the fox company picnic is going to be off the hook. we always played the greatest games, like let's jump steve doocy family.

[bleep] [bleep] >> greg: one every year. according to a new survey, the u.s. media is the least trustworthy in the wo, dead last. think about that, the wealthiest nation by far got creamed by places like finland. finland, who just started getting the news a few months ago. [laughter] will our media learn from these humiliating results? no, they buried it like seltzer's treadmill under six months of dirty laundry. i back the media lot, outside of new jazzercise, it's my favorite thing to do in front of an open window. the media is almost wrong on everything, they don't like to keep score, but i do. of course, there's a wuhan lab

lie, both media and big tech. that, claiming even mentioning it was more racist than blackface. there's the media lying about the secret service clearing lafayette park so the time could have a follow up with the bible. cnn ran with that b.s., especially this guy. >> you're watching this video now if the president walking through lafayette park, the united states government doesn't use the military against civilians in this country unless there is a good reason. at this just wasn't a good reason. all we ended up with was what the president of the united states looking like a wannabe dictator. >> greg: if that guy got any sign there, he would be able bowl of a gradual done by a st. bernard. remember when "the new york times" said the first covid night, maxine would be ready until 2023, i haven't seen a prediction that wrong since i

expected that colds were to go away. there is the media embracing justin williams the story with more holes than it golf course full of pool tables. one of the many instances where they played up nate grimes only to bury them later when they were false. you also remember the final nail in the coffin stories about trauma? arrest is imminent today would cry, like it be inside of joi reid head, nothing. >> it makes the worst-case scenario that the president as a foreign agent. it's because this is the day that will live in infamy, that's true. they will be remembered as a symbol of america's protection, died. >> it's activities according to this evidence, its attempts to get inside information, and according to one email from mr. stone, to direct the type of material information they wanted to get from wikileaks, which is alleged to be originally from russia.

>> greg: what a delusion. remember when the media joined together prior to a national election to disappear the hunter biden story. the story just magically reemerged. it's all about timing. they admitted that the media acted as big tech to join forces to manipulate narratives to sway an election. by the joe biden talking about corn pop, i could talk about it forever. collusion, construction, closed it off, cnn slobbered all over that litigating lollipop. remember the imminent slaughter of the dash term coping, how about the nonstop [bleep] about tax returns, how about the anonymous book penned by senior trump official, and you find out it was a nobody. remember the media's mockery of rising crime after calling riots mostly peaceful? those same people who defended

looting. if this thing the republicans who wanted to fund the police. if the media has made so many mistakes it helps them because like -- it's impossible to keep track of all of them. i've been doing this for 30 years, i've been all over, men's bags, women's mag, advocacy, that's how i met dr. drew. i was the odd man out, and a gorgeous square peg in an ugly stupid hole. if that meant i could watch the proverbial sausage being made, more disgusting than watching a snuff film, so i've heard. the process is built on gathering eyeballs not info to make a profit, you needed narratives to recover only certain facts in a way that supports the preconceived view of reality, story that doesn't have a billions does not race. storage of doesn't unfold like a movie plot --

the first draft of the jesse watters book, i always get rewritten and rewritten and rewritten. the media is a story making the scene so it's inherently false, and their dates are decided before the story is written. obama's good, trump is bad. but on the kids in cages photos from the obama administration, report on them as if they were trump's fault, never correct the record. now, reporters must rely on the unstable crazies on twitter for content. it lets behind woke is him and cancel culture. it tortures the only thing keeping the media outrage machine afloat. can you imagine getting ideas from the platform where the anonymous mob rules? it maintains that salaries for executives and legacy media, but imagine today being a young reporter. all you do is write about tweets from losers. at local news is dead. her story is judged on clicks. the key take on a dog's nuts, has to draw blood to survive.

so these young writers never find satisfying work. until the machine parts amount, then they end up waiting on me at restaurants. let's welcome tonight's guest. he brings more to the table than a waiter on math, faulkner focus, harris faulkner. i wouldn't mind having his body, host of doctors, dr. drew. and she can light up a room with her crack pipe, fox news contributor cat. and paul bunyan told him to pick on someone his own side.

so excited to have you here, harris. you're one of the only people who is nice to me back in the good old days. >> that's not true, people love you. just be one they love me now, harris. back then they didn't love me. they would throw hot garbage on me. anyway, you -- unlike most media, you report on the facts every day. why's it so hard for everyone else? you don't seem to come to something with the preconceived narrative. actually see you go, what is the story? >> i do ask it of lot. everybody thinks they can do my job. it just slap a little interesting lingo in their care to for, i had never heard techs, dogs, balls, parts, all in one saying. if people would bring it real like that, it would make my job a lot easier. but i have to do every day is debunk all the stuff, and try to

figure out -- where's the truth that people are hungry for? they do want it, they want us to be straight with them. be when i've been shifting the rhetoric on fox to include suchs that you mentioned, like -- >> oh, boy. >> greg: eat a bag of spotted tics, which is a desert, dr. drew. >> that's not what immediately jumps to mind. >> greg: it's a bread pudding with currants and raisins. i used to eat it when i lived in london. i was not a fan of it. here's the problem with cnn, and all networks, they can't resolve the sunk cost of their past wrongs. if you are wrong for a long time, either stop turn around and start over, or you just pretend it's a principal and being wrong. if i have to maintain consistency in my

narrow-mindedness because that's a principal. because afraid where you're going with that. be that as it may, there seems to be one thing about -- i was looking at the list of all the things the prescott wrong. >> greg: the sharon atkinson? that was a good one. >> 38 pages. you're like i remember that, that was wrong, that was wrong. they never adjust. and to your point, if you've never been an object of a story on twitter, harris, you find how they can use develops. do you see it more. once the fake news is the more juicy topic is becoming viral, that gets reported as fact. it's a million miles from the truth in almost every case. >> greg: tyrus, i think we are blessed with a smarter audience, right? don't you think our audience -- and i mean generally, fox -- >> these people are great! the ones here, they are amazing.

>> i'm stuck here, i don't want to support his pandering, but i don't want them mad at me either, so i will say, past. oh come on, what did you expect? >> i love you guys. i think it's brilliant. all of you are so fun. >> i refuse to play. you know what, one of the biggest compliments since i took this job was, what would normally be an insult in any other profession. you are blessed with common sense. he's a common sense guide. i love that he's a c's students. common it is regular, guys the dude you don't marry. literally just being room temperature and telling it without any bells and whistles,

is amazing. here's the secret, we all can do it. it's common sense, and if you don't have common sense, you really shouldn't be talking. it's rare, it's crazy. >> common sense is something we crave. >> greg: common sense doesn't get clicks. >> no, i just went viral with common sense. if you hate the fly, why participate? common sense. >> i saw a headline on the economist that said, just in the media has increased in the past year. then you have to click on it to see the subhead that says, in countries other than america. their writing about this, and they cannot do this as their writing about it. >> greg: they are lying about the thing they are accusing her of lying. >> with the people want to be entertained.

if you are not lighting it up, they don't really want to participate in that. you don't need to oversell the truth. the tyrus' point, common sense -- you don't need to -- you don't have to shout a buildings on fire and less you're at the scene trying to save lives. if you're in a studio or twitter -- you don't need nine zillion exclamation points with the truth. the truth is what it is, it tells itself. >> greg: the truth is out there. i just came up with that. >> i would say -- >> that's my new diet show. because that's not what i thought it was. >> do you go anywhere without that sign? >> greg: what we need a moon base to win a war in space? i think yes mu... and doug. so then i said to him, you oughta customize your car insurance with liberty mutual, so you only pay for what you need. oh um, doug can we talk about something

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>> greg: is space the place for the next arms race? a new report for that research laboratory suggests the u.s. baseboards need to prepare for the dayton moon becomes the next military frontier because of the private space travel, including to the moon. eric's -- it's vital we solve those unique challenges so we can provide space domain awareness and security. in simple terms, think when you're at a resort, you want the best chair on the beach, you've got to get there first. there's going to be space pirates and our military needs to be ready. here's another example of something trump understood, but the media didn't appear that they left at the space for us? probably heard.

her. she never stops laughing, crazy lady. we can't stop at the move because punisher is in. announced plans for its first crude missions to mars with plans to build a permanent base there, but hopefully not a virus research lab. after that, they want large scale earth to mars cargo mission so they can start developing the red planet and force the martians to make nikes. mission lunches are earmarked for 2033, perfect gift for kat's 50th birthday. for more, let's go live to our space correspondent joe mackie. how concerned should we be about more on the moon? >> we should be worried, greg. china wants moon, but i almost promised it to all of my girlfriends. they threaten taiwan, their friends, all fake friends a good -- you think, he's socializing with

people his own age. it's 100 degrees, it's not like we are on location on the moon. >> greg: poor guy, not really. that's why we don't let him into the building. security, we have them on the list, they got the picture in the mailroom. tyrus, all right, this thing drives me crazy. you are going to agree with me. we were the first person to put a flag on the moon, and we didn't declare it a 51st state. if we had, and we had said, this is our moon, who would've fought us over it? i was going to fight over the moon what are they going to go, no? no one's going to think we're going to kill over the moon. we could've declared that our property -- no, that was a big screwup on those astronauts. >> i'm going to ride with you on this one, this one wasn't

creepy. i will go with it. a couple of issues, a couple of issues. i think the reason they didn't claim as a stay is because they landed there and go -- there's no oxygen, no life, gravity sucks, let's go home. >> greg: you just described to vermont. >> in vermont you can still breathe. who can fight when the boats go up? this makes no sense to me. you can build a base in mars all you want, there still no oxygen over there, still no water, i'm going to stay focused down here, have a great time. when you catch that sunrise in mars, what's it like when your body implodes from the inside out. it's outer space. it's a bad place to go. when we go and worry about antarctica? that's pretty good property that's wide open right now. >> why don't we worry about chicago, seattle, portland, oregon, all the states on fire

right now from violent crime? i would like to find life here. who's going to fight the crime? have you walked through times square's recently? there's no oxygen there, either. >> greg: the fact is, i will go back to what i said before, if we don't do it first, someone else will do it. the first guy always wins. >> humans never change come as soon as we walk on a piece of land, it's like, hey, this is mine. someone wants to take it over or defend or put fences around it. i don't care if it the earth or moon, humans are always the same. interestingly, morris already went ride. china has got the government set up there. >> that's very clever, that's why got the tattoo. >> what is on your back by the way? >> greg: i got docs all over

my body. in more ways than one, you should see my internal tattoos. like a lot of women, you love and understand astrology, but this is astronomy. try to be focused. >> no, you get it wrong. i don't believe in astrology because i believe in nothing, okay? i haven't tried to fill the hole in my life that religion should be with astrology. space also doesn't interest me that much. because i just have -- >> greg: because their millennial? >> don't ever do that again. he said there so many things to enjoy there, i think there are some the things to have anxiety about. problems -- i don't even have room in my brain for that, i'm like, what if i get the wrong toppings on my salad. i don't have room in my brain for space.

also teen mom. at teen mom two, teen mom young and pregnant, new season coming in august. feeling the great thing about outer space, that's in the place for racism, right? they've got more space, tyrus. isn't it safe? >> we'll be clans rocket have a little hood on it when they rock it up? i mean, i don't think there will be racism in space, i don't care if i was standing next to jim crow -- if he had the one count of oxygen, we're going to be friends. we will be racist when we get back. oxygen brings us together. >> greg: nicely done, justice thomas says what we don't need are more laws on weed. ♪ ♪ ilstorm hit, usaa reached out before he could even inspect the damage. that's how you do it right. usaa insurance is made just the way

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>> greg: justice has spoke, it's time for a toke.

supreme court justice says it's time to add federal marijuana prohibitions. i agree, especially after that brownie in the green room, thinks harris. he got a great connection. she has mixed messaging and legality between the state and federal level, medical marijuana is available in 36 states, and full recreational use and 18. like my massive fan base, those numbers only continue to grow. stop it! meanwhile, federal tax files remain -- like advertising hydroponic lights and notches. while we do growers want height customers, the government wants high taxes. the defense was told not to go -- justice thomas explained the current approaches half-and-half out that simultaneously tolerates and

forbids the use of local marijuana. then he giggled and stared at his hand for 15 minutes. my dad used to say, maybe it's time to read the writing on the wall, which in our place as always, please call me please, i'm being held against my will. the stupid grifters. anyway, where my going with this? harris, i don't know where you stand on this i believe that this is inevitable. i think it's a good thing, you can create quantifiable manageable products. >> i am not the authority that you may think i am on the weed. i'm not, even though i'm just like -- >> you would call it the weed. >> and i'm dressed like a plant. i'm curious about this, why does he get the same legal designation is lsd? and tear win? again, i'm not -- although my dress is the same color of the word marijuana, i'm not really

familiar with the inner workings of the lead. i think it's not like lsd or heroin, so i kind of get where the justices going with this. >> greg: all of them though, you mentioned heroin or acid -- all of these things, the solution is always the quantifiable measurement and purity of the drug always makes it safer -- >> harm reduction, absolutely. it's also a personal choice. a lot of the problems, people talk about the opiate crisis without mentioning that it's fun to know that since street drugs because people, like you said, they don't know what they are taking. i think that, marijuana is certainly not the same as heroin or lsd, but i also think they should all be completely legalized. for the marijuana thing, most people -- they think it should be completely legalized. i think we go ahead and do it.

of the great news for the people who disagree is it will still be legal for them to not use it. >> what would that do to the drug cartels? >> the idea of a good chemical and bad chemical is flawed. it's just flawed. there are just chemicals, and the human relationship with them. if you have fat and all and are a pancreatic -- because the chemical is good or bad, it's just the quality of the human relationship. it's inevitable. our states like are they spiraling out of control because we have reclamation old cannabis? at they've gotten all of that political energy out of it, and now you can talk about it realistically. >> greg: it's like when prohibition -- there were people running for president under the prohibition name. it was that political. once it went away, it just -- it

was like a dream that kind of ended. also the same thing is happening with colorado, too. colorado was thinking, oh, my god, everybody's high. there was some kind of tourism. i became as mundane as martini. >> i don't know much about weed, but i believe hup a day keeps the doctor away. >> i don't know what that is. >> i know you don't, you said the weed. i know i wouldn't be knocking on your door asking for a dime bag. not that i would do anything like that. that's the confusing part. if you take the history lesson back, why was it made illegal in the first place? because the settlers wanted to make cotton and tobacco and couldn't compete with native american so they made it illegal so you could make have been closed. >> it was a racist history.

>> we will be woke, freed up, flat tax across the board. it put it in the schools, put it in our streets. >> the money in the schools, he means. >> i would like a high teacher, post to a political one that's telling me my neighbor's racist because he was born whites. i would rather see the high version where everybody's beautiful and cool and extra art class. >> and psychedelics? is that how it works? >> greg: it's right. it's hard to be angry after really good edible. people -- i bet you couldn't -- >> the bar fights happen on alcohol, not on pot. >> you talk about chemicals, what about alcohol? >> our new show racist house, that was born from where?

probably some weed. >> greg: by the way, racist haunted house. i was going to bring it up in the e block about this, we are starting a racist haunted house. it's in the title, harris. it's racist haunted house. >> it was never goes, it was always the racist house. >> welcome to the show. >> greg: learning skills the real pole of call of duty? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ aging is a journey. you can't always know what's ahead. since 1995, seniors have opened their doors to

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saying they learned better life schools than they learned at school, which says more about their schools than the video games. that's what happens when schools teach junk like critical race theory and not killing and playing with her girls. time management, hand-eye coordination, and getting doritos into their mouths without using the hands. the studies sponsor, whether it's critical thinking, problem-solving, or communication, we have something to gain from gaming. one of the biggest benefits is collaborating with other players. if i don't know about you, but i'm hundred% certain this study was not paid for by a video game company, not by that quote. thank you, video gamers for keeping your community on the path to self-improvement. enjoy that microwave pizza, you earned it. doc, this is -- i think there is something to do this if you look at your life as a video game

where you wake up and face challenges. you know? instead of obstacles, you get up in the morning and something comes at you. it's a challenge and not a setback. if you think that way, which life could be, then i think this could be a pattern. >> is like anything, there's been benefits and not so beneficial effects of these. it's like anything else. i was raised on pong. i can't say that really did much for me. however, my sons are avid video game players, and they use it, as the study suggested, for relaxation. when they need to relax and get out of their own head, these are quite effectively for that. it's often social. they're interacting with people, disconnected voices, that's not really a social thing. the reality is, it's not as bad as we meted out out to be over the years, turned out that wasn't so bad. i think this study -- speed when you could say it's correlating to a reduction in

overall it violence over the last 40 years, but i don't know, tyrus. you said you don't even -- you stay away from them. >> it must've been another black tyrus you were talking of you. i play with my kids. i'm a "minecraft" monster, i played matting, we'll play sports games. we would be able to look at defenses and something like that. if translated for athletics, because he could simulate coming couldn't -- because trying to beat the dust out of my homeboy. it was because it was a social gathering with friends. if the other side of it, the person whose whole social status is based off of the game, no one gives a about. is a five star general in halo, when he steps out of the house, he is the assistant to the assistant at subway. he tends to have a problem with relating what's going on.

i go back to this, guns, knives, video games cars come it's not them, if the individual who's doing it. you can have a responsible guy who can raise his kids, play video games, pay bills, go to work -- then you have a more and who is their hours a day doing nothing else. >> animal crossing. this spring i got addicted for like a month to animal crossing, which is a game 13 and up, definitely up. an animal, you create a village and a little house, and you sell turnips on the stock market. to get it? then you can sell them for a different price, but when -- i was getting on reddit and going to ac turnips read it and looking for prices. my husband came into talk to me, i had just gotten into an island, i was like, i can't talk right now i'm selling my turnips. he was upset, i didn't care.

they came at about 3:00 a.m., still playing the game kid i was like here is the restaurant i made. he said, catherine? who eats there? so i don't play anymore. >> it is addictive. >> i felt like i was playing a game the whole time you were talking. i was scoring points just keeping up. >> greg: do you ever play games? >> no. >> greg: how about your kids? >> i have athletes, we have games based on athletics. that's what we are with dominic and two. i'm on the court, can't be a gymnast with my 12-year-old. it's fun and the virtual world you can do anything. my avatar wears a cape. at all times. >> greg: i have mixed feelings about video games, mainly because i haven't played them in so long. i used to play doom constantly through the night. >> what is doom? >> and it was amazing, one of the first person shooters. >> you shoot up monsters and get lost in a map.

and you get mad. stay when you get mad, you start having these weird twisted nightmares, you go to bed and think there were monsters comint you in your sleep, that's why i stopped. >> i would have nightmares that my turnips would spoil before i sold to them. >> this turned into the weed conversation. >> greg: you know why? is starting to hit, it usually takes 45 minutes. i'm next, do guys in shorts made of denim deserves so much venom? ♪ ♪ oh! are you using liberty mutual's coverage customizer tool? so you only pay for what you need. sorry? limu, you're an animal! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ tums vs. mozzarella stick when heartburn hits, fight back fast with tums chewy bites. fast heartburn relief in every bite.

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>> greg: once again, it's time for this segment "too gutsy for special report." first up, there were reports about the return of shorts. "wall street journal," a paper, claims that men jean shorts aren't just for your dad to wear while he's grilling and talking about how they don't make plywood like they used to anymore. apparently, they are making a comeback with retailers selling over 200 styles and saint

laurent designer offering a pair for 50 bucks an iowa man called in a bomb threat to a local mcdonald's because they didn't give him any sauce for his chicken mcnuggets. he was arrested and charged with a felony, which is almost as bad is having to eat a chicken mcnugget without any sauce. it's almost like my granddad used to say, teach a man to fish and you can bang his wife while he's out fishing. >> wow. my granddad was a bulgur. bulgur. of the two stories what interests you? >> i'm going for mcnuggets 410. >> greg: are bomb threats ever a good idea? >> they never are. but dry chicken leads you to do

some dangerous things. >> greg: especially when it takes like a mcnugget, dr. drew, you have to have the sauce. without the sauce, what good is it? >> i have to comment on the shorts story. it's me when you have them don't they? >> daisy dukes, that's for me. >> greg: panty hose, daisy dukes under his plaques. >> not likely, but the stunning thing to me about the story is now only is it covered on this show, but you did it on the five as well. you did. >> greg: did i say anything? >> yes, you did. it shows this is a very slow news day. be one are you questioning our story choices? you never had a slow day on celebrity rehab. >> that was rare. i did -- i think -- something might be coming. these things are getting slow.

>> he's deflecting. we both know he showed up in jorts. >> greg: i want to talk about jorts, and then he doesn't want to talk about jorts. >> that's how someone with jorts would say. >> greg: a jorts obsessed doctor. tigress come i want -- >> i want to talk about your grandfather 4 minutes. he would send guys out with fishing lessons and raid the town. a whole bunch of got -- that came from my granddad, it was all a brew so he could pick up chicks. never met the guy, wasn't around much. >> he was busy. between teaching fish classes and banging wives, what a family tradition. you know, greg. i don't know, jean shorts has been around forever.

if you're threatening to throw played mcdonald's over some solace, thank god they've got it now. i've been mad, i might even circle back, but then i'd have to confess to them that i'm eating fast food, and such a little fatty that i had to go back to get sauce. you know you're not going to get the sauce, you order shake for your friend, you know, there's a lot of what have used. they go have you done a bomb threat threat as a compliment? like, don't go to work, i'm going to call in a bomb threat come i love you, stay with me? me neither. [laughter] >> that's a heck of a love life. >> i am full of passion. >> you've got a couple of minutes after the show to talk to us? >> we arty have plans. >> greg: i thought you're going to check out my other tattoo. i want you to pose for my next

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thank you, harris faulkner, dr. drew, kat and tyrus. i am greg gutfeld, and i love you, america. ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello and welcome to "fox news @ night." i am shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight: new york city democratic primary race for mayor thrown into chaos tuesday as the city board of elections appears to have botched the count amid the cities first first drink to a selection. for under eric adams is demanding answers. we will tell you what we know. from the east coast of the west coast where facing the