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i met raymond arroyo, laura, thanks for letting me keep the seat warm. i will be back tomorrow night and do us a lot of me this week impute i'm cohosting the big saturday and sunday shows. 5:00 p.m. eastern and then july 4th, prime time, 8:00 p.m. eastern. greg gutfeld takes it from here. i'm raymond arroyo, good night from new york. ♪ ♪ >> there's been questions raised about your temperament and your reaction to criticism, and editorial used the term "irascible." how much does a soft effect to do with you are a woman, specifically a black woman? >> about 99% of it. >> greg: the other percent was too busy getting shot in your city. ♪ ♪ [applause] ♪ ♪
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>> greg: all right, another great show tonight. julie banderas is back. which is pretty amazing given yesterday's boat trip. [laughter] [screaming] >> it was a huge -- >> greg: but at least you tried it out. i mean, you're close. michael loftus is here. as usual he looks like he got dressed in the dark at a homeless shelter. still boxcar willie's jacket. but he's having a great summer, if only he and his buddies could learn to throw frisbee.
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>> greg: some friends? all right, shut up. so we are all happy to be here with you. you know who's not happy? cnn. was it destination for news when tv was in black-and-white is now a motley assortment of glum for eggs touting with the what's left of their shredded reputation. they are clinging to past glory and full of commies. it's a clown car minus the car. so between the first and second quarter of this year, the network has lost more than half of its audience. in near months, they went from six people trapped in an airport watching don lemon cry to three. and those three viewers were baggage handlers on break. yeah, they are racing to the
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bottom faster than brian stelter eating a can of concentrated tomato paste. it's not elegant, but it's tasty. there prime time hours are in free fall averaging under 1 million viewers. meanwhile in the daytime it's roughly 650,000 viewers but i do that when i do pilates on my balcony. reliable sources hosted by captain pop and fresh lost 53% of its viewers since january. remember, it's a tough question that jen psaki was asking on how he could do his job better. stop writing books about fox news and report the news, you shaved hamster. since last year, cnn lost 49% of total viewers. they are changing their slogan from the worldwide leader in news to the most-watched news rent network at planet fitness. msnbc lost viewers also succumb but not nearly as much. you can't attribute it to such
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generic disinterest but they got hit losing 70% -- it's understandable given a country reopening and coming out of an election. some are arriving, slow news, brian kilmeade. but there's something else going on with cnn. they don't have a single show in the top 20. who could have predicted this? >> do you miss me? they miss me. they miss me. i know. they look at their bad ratings and they are saying, we miss this guy. i said it was going to happen. i was waiting for them to endorse me, actually. i know that was a big step, but they are going down the tubes. the numbers are very bad very bad. >> greg: it's funny because it's true and it's funny because it's trump. all cnn has going for it was broken remote controls at grandma's and of deep hatred for trump and everything associated
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with them. from there once 89 million followers on twitter to the guy who makes his taco salad. and once the target of hatred left the white house, their only narrative was orphans. of course, they continued loathing trump supporter's, but it just wasn't the same. to cnn, the white house without trump was like one direction without zane. going to let that reference sit for a while. such a big interesting target that cnn could feed off of him like a giant leech. it was an endless buffet of yummy stories. remove that, you see cnn for what it is. first, unappealing and angry hosts. cnn was karen before karen even existed. in fact, it's unfair to karen's to keep using that name negatively when it is really not karen, it is don, chris, and anderson were there for us. cnn is the one stop shaming network. we named her wagging and overpaid finger.
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they pass judgment like a cattle farm houses gas. cnn went from respective news to a rumormongering hate machine. you could say they are fomenting racial strife helped destroy cities. you could say they have more blood on their hands than hannibal lector after lunch. he could say that but i won't. because i'm the type of value. but also, cnn's obsession with trump led to boatloads of errors from collision, lafayette square, the wuhan left on the up, don't shoot, prussia, russia, russia. they walked back more tales than a tuxedo delivery service. that was bad. but their strategy was always a pivot from one trump tale to another. now that he's gone, so does that strategy. meanwhile the same time we saw cnn collapsed, something else was going on. "gutfeld!" was the number one cable news show for the hour.
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yes! [applause] let's get this, get this fact, at 11:00 we surpassed every cnn show in every hour, every hour in total viewers. think about that. a funky show at 11:00 p.m. is beating all of their shows in prime time. that is not like david beating goliath, it is like david beating goliath and then marrying his sister. save to see them every thanksgiving. this show also toppled some long-running alleged comedy shows on the broadcast network including both jimmy's. not a bad start for what the leg is legacy media branded a certain failure but they wanted us to bail so bad because they are miserable people. the failed comedians, the unhappy blog writers, the gawkers on twitter. they needed this show not to work, because they weren't working either. but now the numbers are in and
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we crushed it. and weirdly they are have gone. but it's not over yet. i'm not ready to have the last laugh. i just enjoy the fact that we are all laughing. we are having a good time. we don't talk down to the viewers. let's be honest, i can't talk down to anyone. but we are interested in dividing people -- we don't tell family members to inform on liberals or try to dip to platform cnn. we want you to go to bed feeling hope and not hopeless. we don't think the other side is evil, we just think they are wrong. but they think we -- a show built on love is thriving. i mean, look at the love that we show each other. >> tyrus, i'm glad you got dressed today. you are not a clean person, are you? >> judge, you don't care. you are so rich. welcome to the show, i gather you just got of of charity fun run. >> ground, he really blew that set up. what is snobbery, defined
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snobbery. >> you are white and i would say probably a jerk, right? morgan, i hope you left your motorcycle at back. it's hard, because you don't have a lot of friends to begin with. so did they go minus six? >> it looks like he actually mugged liberace with that jacket. abby, welcome to the shelter this isn't like fox nation where you could just use the f word whenever you want. >> to that point, you are bat [bleep] crazy. >> you have children, which is a scary thought. once again, i'm glad that you are not -- you are refusing to get dressed up for the show. last night were probably in some hotel room bombed out of your skull and barely knew where you were. fox and friends is a lead it curvy couches and your cooking segments you think you can come up in here -- >> you are shutting come you don't go out very often. kat, before you got married, you were filthy. you didn't go straight to bed. [applause]
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>> greg: that is love. and may be our success and sensitivity can teach cnn something. maybe they will look at got fouled and go, you know it cummings more than just a pretty face. he's also very short. welcome tonight's guests. she is saucier than an explosive raccoon factory, fox news anchor. he is the former ag who can bench press you and me, former acting attorney general matt whitaker. when homeless people see him, they give him spare change, editor in chief michael loftus. and they call her a bottle blonde, because she brought it to her hair appointment. fox news contributor kat.
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julie, quite impressive start for that show. feel free to -- >> you're welcome. >> greg: feel free to complement me and by success. shower me with praise. or just shower me. >> i think every time you could've come on -- every time i've come on your ratings have been great. i'm really proud of you. you've come a far way back when you started right i to gloriously going to a three hour intro there without stumbling once, which is quite frankly, americo. >> greg: i know it's a surprise i can even talk. >> i'm honestly really impressed, you've come far. >> greg: yes, yes. what do you see, matt, as the future for cable news? because it seems to me that they are in a downward spiral, except for fox, of course. we are on an upward spiral. we have now reached a point in our society where this is entertainment put the news as entertainment pair that is what trump bridged and now sleepy joe biden is not entertaining
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us. the american people are turning it off. and that is why you are seeing your show as great as it is, when we are in the show it's better. [laughter] but it's entertainment. politics is now entertainment peer this is what the american people look for. >> the thing about fox that is different than cnn is that we are actually people. >> weight -- >> greg: if cnn -- cnn, they all just variations of one person. but fox is all different people. and so that people develop relationships with people on this network and feel like they know them. and that is different than when you turn on cnn and everybody sees a different version of anderson cooper. and you are putting your finger to your mouth like you have a thought. >> it's almost like it's fox & friends.
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>> don't jump ahead to. you think i'm kidding. that is what you call a long tease. what we are going to do that story. the other thing too is that i think once trump started hammering the phrase "fake news," which wasn't a new idea. but once it was coming from the white house and that he was doing it every day, it changed the media who then had to defend itself, but couldn't. speak of the whole thing is wonderful. the success of the show is truly wonderful. it's a reminder that we are not crazy, because for years, years, and years, all of these lead to the left. and then you are like okay, so i'm not crazy. and when trump was elected, the mask came off and cnn were just like trump junkies. those poor people who would watch cnn and really believe
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it -- today is the day they are going to get them. the walls are closing impute those poor people -- the adrenaline rush. they are not watching cnn, because they are collapsed in the bathroom sobbing and just rocking themselves -- it's horrible. >> you know that feeling intimately. >> i do. >> greg: i'm just happy you claim almost cleaned yourself up. everybody uses the phrase "karen" and it is unfair to women named cameron because it's almost bigoted, but cnn is more like gladys from bewitched. remember gladys was the next-door neighbor and constantly consumed, hated to be with family. but was consumed by them by talking about something that happened before cats birth. >> is good to say you have to give different cultural reference. >> it's like a nosy neighbor that's obsessed with you. they hate you, hate you, hate you. but the reliable sources -- it's about fox news.
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it's always about fox news, nothing else. so when do you see this going? i'd like to say you deserve partial credit for this success of the show. but i'll leave that up to the viewers. >> no, if you had to come and i understand -- also, everyone -- he didn't have to bring me along on this journey as they call it on the bachelor and the bachelorette. i think it's awesome come i think it's great that we talk about stuff that other people don't talk about. not everybody has the exact same point of view on the show. and like you said, we are starting with this or ending the show with beastie holiday, you don't see that on cnn. >> no, you don't. >> produce and we are going to talk about [bleep]. >> greg: by the way, the story is an interesting debate that is raging in social media. but it happens to involve a woman making out with a dog. >> there's nothing wrong with that. [laughter] >> i'm a former prosecutor.
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actually, i think in every state it is banned. let's just see the show and reverse. >> defined making out. >> greg: i can't believe we are talking about this in the a block. >> my whole life has led up to the c block. >> greg: all right, up and asked, does the staff like riffraff? who can come to a stop with barely a bobble. lucia. who announces her intentions even if no one's there. and sgt moore. who leaves room for her room. with usaa safepilot, when you drive safe... ...you can save up to 30% on your auto insurance. get a quote and start saving. usaa. what you're made of, we're made for. i don't just play someone brainy on tv - i'm an actual neuroscientist. and i love the science behind neuriva plus. unlike ordinary memory supplements, neuriva plus fuels six key indicators of brain performance. more brain performance? yes, please! neuriva. think bigger.
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you could say and borders on buse if he was so afraid of porters -- >> count it. >> greg: the report cites 22 and former associates of harris and president biden and points the finger at harris as well as chief of staff. according to politico, florida has been overly protective of harris and has been an environment where they are dragged out and staffers get blamed for poor results. one source "there are short fuses and it's an abusive environment. people often feel mistreated. it's not a place where people feel supported, but a place where people get treated like... meanwhile, harris, the chief spokesperson, called the anonymous sources cowards for incompletes to the media. she didn't call them racist, but give it time. oh, now she is. frankly, i'm more curious what her boss thinks of this. >> look, look.
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i understand the predicament of the vice president. i've been there, man. i feel for you. i was vice president from 2,008 to 1976, and i can summarize the whole thing. with one of my famous whisper poems. i didn't do a lot. i didn't do a lot. but that which i did do, i forgot. >> greg: well said, joe. but i still feel for harris. every staff has bad stories about their boss, even mine. >> told me about an odd time you encountered with greg. >> on time he told me i do work on saturday, but then he picked me up in his car and took me to this center for at risk youth and we read to them all day and he handed me this bag of gold bars and told me to give them to
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each of them paid he said he got them from william to vein. there's never been a better time to buy gold. >> i've never had a bad experience with greg. no. could -- you couldn't ask for a better bowsprit he's very firm. >> earlier this week he was late for work so i went to his house to check on him. when i went in, there was 100 wounded baby birds laid out and he was feeding them -- spitting it into their mouth. he said we are not going anywhere until all 100 birds are fed. >> greg: i fed every one of them. all right, matt. you had an interesting boss and -- let me contend that with, if you are a boss you are always going to have on darlene's bad you. was a hard working for donald trump? >> a little bit, but the good news for kamala harris is at
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least she wasn't accused of eating her salad with her calm. i mean, that's the good news for her. but these anonymous sources -- they are cowards. but as to some extent the white house as a pressure cooker. and a lot of people can't handle it and you are on a tight rope with no net. you just have to do the job or not. and only the strong survive. >> washington, d.c., smells fear, the media small sphere. president trump -- certainly he knew it. knowing he may not have a career arm might not end up on a show like this... laughter. >> same thing. i mean, that thread is hanging from his jacket. >> gentleman! >> greg: kat, they said 22 sources were part of this
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article. >> thank god i don't. not only that, he started with almost an entirely new staff. a lot of these people, i'm sure it's tough, but they should just be lucky that she's not putting in the of them in jail. can you put people in jail still? >> not currently, no. i can defend the wrongly accused. >> excellent. why waste your time with that? you know they probably did something. the thing that bothers me about the story -- i mentioned it earlier, you might've heard about it. i don't like it when they use -- i will call it fully rhetoric or incendiary rhetoric from minor
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things. its mistreatment, toxicity. is that they are talking about living it on 3-mile island. you know that i mean, they are working at the nuclear plant. >> thank you. >> greg: we knew what he was saying. it's fantastic. i just can't believe we are talking about the vice president's office. it is in disarray. how hard is it? here's what you are going to wear to this funeral, go to the border, wake up at nine, go to bed at a reasonable hour. it's so easy to be vice president. anybody in this room could start in an hour and he be knocking it out of the park. how was anything going wrong? and oh, there's leaks, there's leaks to the media. there's loose lips and kamala's administration -- go figure. loose lips sink ships. do you have to be nice to be a good boss?
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i mean, look. i'm a boss. people respect me. they know if they cross me, they are dead. doesn't that make me a good boss? >> you need to be fake. you need to learn how to [bleep], which we will talk about later. but as far as this is concerned, i found this to be an educational experience. i learned a lot from her spokesperson who is also her senior advisor. so it's only one person who can handle being in charge of her. she came out and made a valid point that they are not making bunnies and rainbows, which i found to be comforting. if she was breeding rabbits, they wouldn't give her much time for light, i don't know, controlling the border. but then again, that's not going so well. >> either way it is a hairy situation. i know. you know what i think? i think dr. jill is behind this whole thing. she's feeding all of the stuff out. >> we need to get to the root cause of the dysfunction in her
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office. >> exactly. which probably is in ecuador. you could probably find that in guatemala before you find the actual border solution. >> i think all this is caused by climate change. and racism and racism. >> there's no proof that it's not. white rages at the heart of it all. up next, is the air forcebo fitness test ending for less than the best? ♪♪ ♪ and they're always glad you came ♪ welcome back, america. it sure is good to see you. liberty mutual customizes car insurance wso you only pay fora. what you need. how much money can liberty mutual save you? one! two! three! four! five!
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between planks, situps, or raised hand push-ups. fyi, last year's they remove the second variance measurement replacing it with a pie eating contest said the air force chief of staff, making lower standards protesting options will put flexibility in the hands of airmen where blogs -- we know not all of them maintain their fitness the same way and may excel in different areas. nice. anyway, perhaps this adjustment reflects the fitness crisis among civilians. americans are heavier, less active, and more injury prone than ever. especially when those injuries are from reaching through the drive-through window. we need them to be in better shape than us. it's what my gym teacher once told me many years ago. greg, the showers are only for the people actually in the class. and i wasn't even bathing. so loftus, is this a sign of the
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was the vacation of our nation or is it an inevitability that we are changing as human beings and evolving? >> this is straight up scary. it's the kind of thing -- i don't think we should let this out there. we need the rest of the world like our military is just hardcore trained killers. >> may be that is what we are saying that we don't even need humans to be fit. >> at some point we will be doing an episode like the fitness test is, can you hold this xbox controller? >> that's what it is, drones. >> that's a terrifying notion. i don't want that at all. i want to think human beings can get up and defend the nation. >> who's good at the handheld controllers and droids? 300 pounds guys and their mom's basement. this fitness test is made for those guys. if you look at technology and -- they are having a hard time finding pilots apparently, but
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you are actually elite athletes. does this bother you? >> now, because i am. i mean, it's very obvious, right? but we should have a lot of respect for the military and our veterans. but at the same time, we don't want our military, to your point, to walk to the sound of guns, right? we want warriors that are bad as that break stuff and kill people. that's all it is. >> at its most basic, you are actually kind of like julie banderas. you are just supposed to draw destroy things. >> i wouldn't want to be protecting us from terrorists. and then the benchmark is that you don't even have to do a real set up, which goes back to me, my situps and modified on my knees. i mean, again, i don't think that qualifies me to do anything quite frankly. post pandemic couch potatoes, that is what they are looking for. >> what else do you do in your
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exercise program? >> i lift my wine to my face. >> greg: let's address the elephant in the room. >> have never done of push-up. i can't. i don't want to break my face. i feel like i can't knock having to create new standards for people, because they had to do that for me in gym class in high school prayer the gym teacher had to do a special routine just for me, because i couldn't punch the bar. but also yeah, i'm not trying to be on the front lines anywhere. >> greg: you know how we have nuclear arms treaty's? so this is a great idea. so then it doesn't matter.
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♪ ♪ >> greg: does yanking someone's chain mean you've got to pick your brain? a recent canadian study -- canada has research? anyway, they found that having the ability to effectively [bleep] other people is often a sign of intelligence. researchers presented participants with various concepts. some real, some fate, provide convincing explanations of those concepts not based on the facts.
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turns out they also did better on intelligence tests too. i do not not everyone who is smart would be a good vser. in fact, there doesn't seem to be any upside to being stupid besides having your own show if you are related to governor. [laughter] but it's like abe lincoln once said. you can pull some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you won't believe how many scrolls i can fit under this hat. he didn't really say that, julie. >> i was waiting for a video. >> greg: i think that the ability for a person to detect it is a higher form of intelligence than actual. >> they actually had a panel of raters and actually judge these people, which is hilarious. but i did learn today something also fascinating. i am a genius. according to this study. because when i was a freshman in
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high school, i didn't pay attention much. i don't know if it's hard to imagine, i wasn't the best student. so i came home with my report card one time, more than once actually, and i told my parents that they were... but they were high ups, like 60s, low 60s. >> greg: which is better than half. >> that's better than a low f, so it wasn't of 30. it means i almost passed. >> greg: that would pass in the modern curriculum, but -- that's a pass fail. i was thinking about this. actually as a human being, what do you b.s. about now? >> you b.s. about everything. you b.s. about the 6019 project, critical race theory, you do studies about b.s. it's the most incredible thing i've ever seen. >> it was the [bleep] science. what are these people doing?
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>> greg: we could work on parkinson's disease, or an interesting study about the level of intelligence detecting and the supplying b.s. but, let's do that. let's do that. [applause] we should be living in [bleep] johnsons right now if people keep doing stuff like this. spew on my part producer is going out, there goes my evening. i was going to sit home and play with my new baby, my newborn baby, but instead i will be here at the dean loftus. i'm joking. i just wanted you to make you feel bad. as it b.s. just lying? >> yes, it's line. and also i don't think this is fair, because in this study they were supposed to be b.s.ing. i probably would do well with that. and real life, i cannot do that, just because of the level of anxiety that i have within me. i can't start to add line,
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because then more things to freak out about and i would probably walk around like this all the time. >> my b.s. detector is going off right now! i can't even line. i have anxiety about line. >> but did you see -- >> do you want me to tell you what i really think about you right now? >> please do. >> greg: there was a study, the definition of what b.s. is. it's not just lying, it's not for bin. it's kind of what 4-year-olds do when they are trying to convince you of an alternate theory for how the cookies were no longer in the cookie jar. and i just made that up, i was totally b.s.ing year. i was trying to figure out -- the only example i could think of is trying to get a prescription renewed for something i don't have. that is the best example.
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because when you're talking to a doctor, you had to get around his moat. you have to get around -- that is what b.s.ing is. if i'm trying to figure out what is the vulnerability that i can get to you and get past you and then you have to be the one that is like, can i detect the b.s.? >> i've interviewed criminals before and they looked at me just like that. >> greg: how can you tell when somebody is lying? >> there's all sorts of tales bear they look up to the left, you look at their hands, he look at their body language. there's a lot of ways to tell if people are aligned. is there something need to share with me? >> when you shift your eye contact that's -- that's usually a tell. but what if you don't like making eye contact? >> i lie all the time, but i can look you straight in the eye. so i don't know, we should do a lie detector. >> greg: we did that on rat i once clement was not a pleasant evening. is it weird to give your pooch
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holds the podcast "call her daddy" is getting for this video it she recently posted to her instagram story. watch it. >> henry. >> greg: okay, so she deleted that video, but not before some people captured it and accused her of the be worried. she later discussed it -- discussed it on her podcast saying "there's nothing wrong with what i chose to let that dog do to my mouth." if i had a nickel for every time i heard that. it would be a dollar 85. anyway, it's time we tackled the age-old question. "is it." i was just waiting for the right
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story to use this for a bit i'm defend you. i bet you haven't discussed this anything when you were 18, no? >> no. >> i mean, that video is horrifying. i really -- i feel bad for the dog. >> greg: it you know what it does? the dog didn't have the consent here. >> i want called child protective services for the dog, canine protective services. i don't think it is, but i think she needs to get her dog tongue out of her mouth. because she called the person who took this and put them on twitter and a hyphen hole. and said it was only up for 30 seconds and they put it on twitter. she's the one who took the video of her dog deep tonguing -- throat in her. >> greg: anyway, as this beastie reality? >> probably not. it is gross, but this dog video is far from the worst thing she's ever done. she single-handedly ruined the word "daddy" for an entire
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generation peered i used to listen to this podcast when it was the two hosts, but since it's just her, it is awful. it drives me crazy how she thinks she's so taboo when really she so boring for the last time i listen to it she was like all right, listen up. people won't talk about this, but i will, okay? [bleep]. there was a lot more daddy and swearing and typing up like she was going to say something groundbreaking and then she goes, if you -- try to initiate it with your boyfriend, he will like that. like, who does not know that? who are older than the age of 14 does not know that? which makes me think all of our listeners are a maximum 14 years old which to me is a lot weirder than making out with a dog. and if the fan see this, they'll probably come after me. but i already know she is way more money than i ever will. you can probably same jealous, but all of them are probably jealous of me because i'm legally old enough to purchase a white cloud. >> greg: that was quite a speech.
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it's because thank you. >> how do you really feel? >> that's how i really feel. i feel better feel better. >> greg: we did reach out to alice for comment. but i love alex but we try to contact her. i love her because she provides content for this show. i never would have been able to have used that tv talk for graphic design that moves. it's also going to be the name of my first child that i steal. >> you can't name it daddy anymore. >> greg: michael, tell me your thoughts. >> i think this was of a brilliant move by the scope which is really pretty, she's got the podcast about that and stuff. i imagine people are hitting on her all the time. you just let that video. here is me -- getting it on with a dog. that is like -- everybody's going to avoid her like the plague. she has those extra --
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>> in terms of tips for metal scores, she's unparalleled. >> i'm going to say that i'm the final judge. i'm like jon mcglocklin on the beastie reality front. i'm going to say it's not. the dog's mouth is often cleaner than a humans and a lot of people do like their animals. it seems like he made the first move. >> greg: if you keep doing that, kat. >> i am. and i don't have to. u >> greg: don't go anywhere, we will be right back. ♪ ♪ sorry? well, since you asked. it finds discounts and policy recommendations, so you only pay for what you need. limu, you're an animal!
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