appreciate her allowing me to sit in. catch the latest episode of jason in the house, you can listen to podcasts, jason in the house, check the book the never let a crisis go to waste, the truth about disaster liberalism. i will be hosting sunday morning futures at 10 am eastern, thanks for watching this special edition of the ingraham angle. angle." >> i am interested in your thoughts heading into the 4th of july weekend. >> we will start a new family tradition. every 4th of july we will watch the video that the "new york times" put together of january 6th. >> nice. and we will watch video of you being dumb as a stump. >> [cheers and applause].

>> it's friday and we are all drunk. not really. what a show we have for you. joe machi the comedian is here. >> [cheers and applause]. >> put on his favorite members only jacket. it was awkward when i walked in during his pre-show warm up. >> [laughing]. >> ♪ ♪ >> ♪ ♪ >> whatever you are into. and charlie and kat are with us. >> [cheers and applause]. >> isn't that great. even though their happy hour did not end well. >> [screaming]. >> and we are done.

c-span announced the ranking of presidents from 142 historians and this guy did not win. >> [sirens wailing]. >> this story is not the rankings. you can guess the outcome. that's the guy who freed the slaves. a republican. remind the mob as they tear down his statue and barack obama is near the top. but he was not number 1 which makes this survey racist! including other presidents on this list who are all whites disgusting. they should have made the whole list obama.

the story is not the ranking. it's the coverage of the rankings. we got a lot of presidents but the media only cared about one. political's headline trump is 41st in c-span's rankings. cnn's headline trump is one of the worst presidents. "usa today" historians rank trump near the bottom. and cnn double dips because it's trump. trump should not be happy with this. the negative opinion of professors matters to the most famous person on earth. melania, the men with the pipes don't like me. that was a terrible impression.

the "washington post," historians ranked the president and trump wasn't last. this reminds me when some girl broke up with your best friend and your friend says he is relieved it's over, he won't shut up about her. that's the media. they are heart sick because the bad boy who gave them the most attention is not around to stoke that passion anymore. once you fry your taste buds with flaming hot cheatos, you can't switch back to cream corn which joe has for breakfast, lunch and dinner because it's cream. none of the headlines mention the winner. nothing matters except for trump. it's an obsession. the media can't let go. it manifests in hilarious but

also vindictive ways. take a look. >> the charges could lay the ground work for the next steps in the wider investigation which will focus on mr. trump. that's what is next. put the focus on mr. trump himself. >> i have never seen anything like this. a former president's president and chief financial officer is charged with a tax scheme. >> most troubling is this story read like it's just one chapter and there could be more to come. >> like your brother's book! you can't be talking about anything right now. pal. oh god, they are so excited. it's worse than watergate. everyone is going to jail.

did you see the challenges? after pouring over years of tax records all they got was a failure to pay taxes on corporate perks something that would have been settled with a fine. it's the equivalent of tearing off a tag off the mattress. the prosecutor handcuffed the company cfo, some old guy and walked him down the hall with reporters. violent criminals get a quicker release than hunter biden logging to porn hub. if you run a company on the government's radar, you should worry a little. this was a political inquisition. a revenge fantasy playing out to justify the years in resources devoted to this case. they put some old guy in cuffs

because it's trump. might seem like a small thing. a tax case but it's another example of how trump derangement hurt so many people. you have a party rejecting practical solutions on the border. result border chaos and children abandoned. you have a party mocking anything trump said about covid. if trump promoted oxygen they would hold their breath until they ended up brain dead which is perfect for hosting a show on cnn. it's interesting to watch people inflict pain on their own country because trump reminds them of their daddy who didn't love him. they wonder if he thinks of them as much as he thinks of them.

he doesn't because that would be impossible. a household name that no one can spell correctly. carlie! >> [cheers and applause]. >> he goes deep undercover and not even here tonight. brian. comedian joe machi. >> [cheers and applause]. >> like apollo 13. things go wrong but nobody dies. i go to you first, joe. because you are rocking the members only. hoping to bring it back? >> it never went out of style if i am wearing it it. i keep the clothes and hopefully in a couple of decades they come back around. >> it has again.

you still look great. >> thank you. >> i am allowed to say that to men. sometimes i say it too much. joe, let's get this over with. what is your take on the presidential survey? >> it must be difficult for cnn to cover this because if something is ranked 41st that's an improvement to their ratings. >> [laughing]. >> it makes no sense to me that a historian would rank a president that just finished being president because there hasn't been history yet. >> yes. >> you could say he had smooth sailing but 20 years later there is a pandemic and free-trade agreements left us in a situation where you can't masks. you have to have history first before you rank history. >> that's an interesting point about the masks.

>> yeah, i am pretty smart. >> the jacket gave it away. >> that's a smart jacket! >> what is a members only jacket? >> i love that you said that. >> do you know, kat? >> no. >> [laughing]. >> we are being millennium shamed. >> you don't know what a members only jacket is only. can you explain it? >> i can't. i was trying to be quiet so no one would call on me. >> i don't know a lot about jackets in general. >> then just stay out of it, little lady. carlie your take on this? >> who came in last was james buchanan. he failed in the civil war. these historians think president trump is as bad as the guy who

tried to free slaves but didn't. this is a sign of problems in our country. historians and academics are so liberal and they write the history books and they are in the class rooms. history will be taught through a partisan lens. it used to not be like that. all of the good things that president trump did and the economic boom, that will never be taught. it's going to be january 6th. >> that's right. january 6th will get bigger and bigger and the name of the operation that got us vaccines? >> operation warp speed. >> thank you. it's like that weird pop kiss on tucker that no one likes. i am kidding. welcome to the show. what did you make -- are you

a history buff? were you interesting in the survey? >> well, bill clinton beat out grant which makes sense. grant he defeated the south. he was a fantastic president. a good man and a thoughtful character who lost out to bill clinton who gave us monica lewinsky, most of his friends died at some point if you crossed him and hillary. what thissiy shows is that our historians are disconnected from true history. instead they fall into this academia trap. if you asked 140 people who were quizzed about what they thought. how many folks are left leaning? >> the survey is like 90% that

everybody in academia is far left. >> this survey, it ranks trump in terms of pursuing quality for all lower than several presidents who owned slaves. i don't know if i should take this seriously. the greatest president of all time? >> who? >> calvin coolidge. he said the president is not a great man and he used his position as president to devalue the government. super low taxes. non-intervention. plus he was hot. >> great campaign slogan. >> he might have been the first person to use the phrase cool. >> i just made that up. >> damn you!

>> [laughing]. >> he will humiliate me for falling for that. >> i am not sure if i can tell if someone is hot or not. >> well, i was going to say something crude. out of character i will just think it. >> [laughing]. >> yeah, it's crude. oh, man the things i am thinking. coming up, do the emmy's give biden an award for keeping america ford? >> [applauding].

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kissing democrats butts. dr. suess was not all bad. stephanie cutter worked for the clinton and obama administration produced both shows and submitted them for awards and hollywood embraceed it like kevin stacy in a male model camping trip. why stop there? why not nominate biden for more emmys? like best choreography. >> the u.s. senate for their trust and confidence. i have a lot of thanks to give out. >> what the hell was that?

how about mistaking your wife for your sister. >> this is my little sister valerie. oh, no, you witched -- switched on me. >> that's why i keep the lights on. i forgot who i am and where am i? >> well, look, he made clear that -- hmmm. >> [whispering]. >> oh, my goodness. speak of nonsense. the administration is getting dragged for boasting in a tweet about saving americans a total of 16 cents on their 4th of july celebration this year. forget that gas is up over 42%. you will save a dime, nickel and

penny this weekend on your cook out. i am putting a down payment on that charming cobb of corn i like. joe, anything to add. >> 2 emmys awards. i am so proud to be nominated with so many other great shows on tv like saint elsewhere and l.a. law. it's time for the 4th of july. did you do what i told you? has everyone been good? if you stayed on your circle and kept your mask on, you can have 1 friend over for the 4th of july and you will save 16 cents. we did it. we made america great -- no, i can't say that. >> [laughing]. >> brian, take your pick which story? >> good lord have mercy. what i love about this story,

the woman submitted herself on the emmys. i nominated myself for the world's best lover. i don't want to brag. i can last 3.5 minutes. i snore after. the whole thing is ridiculous. you can dominate yourself for an emmy. that's absurd but it's hollywood. >> carlie, will you spend that 16 cents all in one place? >> all in one place. know just the cobb. just a little kernel. >> that was my nickname in college. >> [laughing]. >> i like that. >> i want to talk about the emes. the dmc was know good -- not

good. it was just zoom calls and the democrats said it's just the pandemic. cuomo got an emmy as well. first lady jill biden and vogue magazine told me this week she is driven, and effortlessly popular. a joy multiplier and the kind of first lady we need right now. because she was there, of course they should get the emmy. >> why wasn't she nominated for best supporting actress? >> i am sure that is coming down the pipeline. >> kat, you are a joy multiplier. >> definitely. doesn't the "view" get nominated every year. it's a joke. it's dumb. >> that's pretty hard criticism of the "view." >> i think the entire awards are

dumb. i don't know why anybody cares. i don't care about any awards that i am not nominated for. >> we will never be nominated. >> never be nominated. even though people watch this show. >> i would rather get the ratings and have more fun and have more viewers than win a stupid -- >> [applauding]. >> thank you. >> i agree. >> but, it would really be great to be nominated. >> yes. i will nominate myself. >> that's what i am saying. >> i didn't know we could do that. >> joe, this plays into your members only jacket. you have to be a member of a specific club to be recognized as having worth. >> that's true and i would always like to nominate myself for world's greatest lover.

it's a tie. >> [laughing]. >> this makes perfect sense to me. >> we need a tiebreaker. you guys get in the ring and love it out. break out the baby oil. >> he was in the cia and that's not going to happen. this makes perfect sense. the emmys have a lot in common with the inauguration of the democrats they are both awards shows with boring speeches that nobody watches. these are participation awards. i know a lot about participation awards from playing sports growing up. >> that's okay. >> that ended up sadder than i wanted. i knew i should have gone with the joke about how you will save a lot of money for the 4th of july if you throw a 4th of july

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did the need for weed out run her need for speed? she could have won. her drug test has hus stunned. sha'carri richardson can't be in

the olympics because she tested positive for marijuana. she accepted a one month suspension for violating the anti-doping rule. >> i know what i did. i know what i am supposed to do. i still made that decision. >> it was a difficult time because she lost her mother. she can still compete in the u.s. relays. it let's like her olympics stay is briefer because she smoked reefer. may dad said you made your bed, you lie in it. why would you lie in your bed after you made it? sometimes dad did not make any

sense. he knew how to cook a drifter. kat, is marijuana hurting your performance right now? >> no. is it hurting yours? >> not at all. if they tested me right now, my god, what they would find. >> honestly, i don't understand why this rule is in place. it's not like weed makes you better at running. unless you are eating -- in a compettive eating contest that would be unfair. running is ridiculous. this rule should be done away with. she was like i did it. i made a mistake. when is the last time we saw anybody handle anything that way? >> what pisses me off and i know she volunteered this information. she should not have apologized. she linked it to the suffering she experienced.

that's none of anybody's business. she could have smoked that joint or taken that edible because she wanted to. that's my opinion. >> i am two minds on this. i agree with kat. it doesn't make you run faster. >> speaking from experience? >> no, never! i think joe said it makes him better in judo. i think it's a focus thing. i don't know if you need focus to run. i don't know. everybody wants to get to the finib line equally. >> [laughing]. >> you are so high right now. >> no! >> she is flying! >> i am not. [laughing]. >> [overlapping talking].

>> what is color? >> [laughing]. >> you have ever thought about that? >> color, how do we know we are even seeing color or it our brain creating the color that is not there? >> i wonder if my green is the same as your green? >> yes. >> what if my world is different than everybody else's. >> i am getting high lining. >> if you came earlier to the greenroom. it's not called green as a coincidence. joe, this is something i brought up on "the five" which i will condense. you can let a trans-athlete participate if they lower their testosterone levels but they still went through puberty which means they have the effects of puberty which is muscle mass. shouldn't they get rid of all of

the rules? >> that's such a good point. >> they take words to change their makeup. >> exactly. that's a serious question but answer it any way you see fit. >> it was weird you asked me a question that had puberty in it. >> [laughing]. >> greg, i went in for a covid test and it came back too much testosterone. >> [laughing]. >> the thing is, i don't care about the olympics at all. this is a role model because she demonstrated when something is unfair, she took responsibility for it and didn't blame other people. now i am rooting for her. i hope it ends up well for her and i hope they change that rule. >> she is adorable.

that's besides the point. she should go to jail! kamala harris why don't you lock her up. brian? >> that's compelling. i was going to make a joke. now i feel like a jerk. i didn't know her mother passed. i love her and support everything she does. >> my mom is dead too. >> i also love you. >> my mom is dead. >> i love all of you. >> you are right. we should in a time when somebody says you are smoking. so [bleep] what? i don't need to tell people the reasons for me doing anything whether it's illegal or legal substance. >> i want to know the reason why anybody would give a [bleep]. >> all right, i opened up the door to swearing. up next something disconcerting.

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it's time for my monthly book club! it's an opportunity for us girls to connect and remind each other who's on mute. and this is how we have to meet. because when we spend time indoors with people, we can still spread covid faster than nancy's gossip. that's why i'm still masking wherever i go. because until i'm vaccinated, a mask helps slow the spread. which means the sooner i can get back to a friend's house to judge their interior design.

we can't hear you, dolores! >> should they treat you like dirt if you happen to first? a writer points to a new survey who consider workplace firstation inappropriate and men said it was sometimes acceptable. this doesn't include the less than 1% who answered i am the governor of new york. this is a huge change from the '90s when 20% ever people met their spouses at work. back then dating online was seen as something only weirdos did or while their wife was an aide to hillary clinton. now it's creepy.

expressing interest in someone in person is a risk. there was a 2018 article about a woman who said she met her husband in an elevator. some women said they would be weirded out if someone talked to them in an elevator. >> what floor? >> disgusting? you are married, right. just press the floor for hr. >> [laughing]. >> i think we learned a lot there. >> all right. >> carlie, i find flirting weird. i don't know what it is. i will go over and flirt with this woman. why don't you have a conversation? what is flirting? >> i don't know.

>> i think i ever flirted. i was just my jerky self. >> obviously. 93% of women said that workplace flirting is inappropriate. a lot are lying. are you going to say i go to work to get a date? people feel uncomfortable meeting people out now is true. i talked to a girlfriend who is single when she said she doesn't know how to interact with people in a date-like setting looking at there profile. i met my husband at a bar and people are saying that is so old school. how weird is that? >> that sucks because there are so many available men on the streets of new york. they are lying all over the place. >> they are available. >> just walk out and scoop one

up and drag him home. joe, you are the expert here. >> this is a topic that hit close to home. >> [laughing]. >> i am back in an office now. the office ladies are attracted to me like moths to a flame. the worst part is, i am just so smooth. i am not trying to seduce anyone. i will say hi, kat. to it the ladies that sounds like come-hither. [laughing]>> you recognize your power? >> with that power comes great responsibility. i will say this it. i think you spend too much time behind the screen and lack empathy for other people. you make things all about you. that happens in harmless conversations and stands up

comedy. you tell a joke and they think this is about me. this person is trying to hurt me. no, you are making this something that it isn't. >> that's true. i liked you until you said this. what can i say to you that would not know offensive? >> when you have ever done that? >> what do you make of this information? >> i think it's awful kind of. to be serious, the "me too" movement was important. talking about men in positions of power who harassed people who could not do anything about it. now it turns into he said he liked my dress and i was traumatized. no you weren't.

that invalidates the serious stuff. >> thoughtful commentary on problems now with younger people. coming up next whatt

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>> ♪ ♪ >> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far this week. we go to steve phoenix, junior. >> [applauding]. >> i agree with you folks. he is getting a following. i don't know if that's a good thing considering he served time for stealing bull frogs from the zoo. what is the latest on the case? >> they were regular frogs. speaking of bull your comments from tuesday about the moon. roll it. >> we were the first person to put a flag on the moon and we didn't declare it a 51st state. if we said this is our moon, no one would fight it. we could declare it our property. that was a big screw up by the

astronauts if they landed there. >> first, that's conspiracy talk. it's widely accepted we landed on on the moon in 1969. in 1979 they governed things to prevent the land grab you described. >> that was 10 years. >> no nation capable of human space flight signed this moon treaty including the u.s. and russia and china. you are free to do your show up there. one small step for man. that's a regular step for you. >> i am still not wrong. >> you were inaccurate. >> you were fact checking an opinion, you little stupid man. >> i will get back to you.

kat, we have to move on. let's hear your comments yesterday about physical fitness tests. >> does this have something to do with women in the military and the less muscle mass of women who can't do as many pushups. >> i have never done a pushup. i don't want to break my face. >> wow, according to the cooper institute in dallas, texas, the average woman in her 30s should be able to do 12 pushups. this is not a fact check as a wellness check. >> does this look like an average woman's arm. this is like a sponge bob arm. >> it's never too late to get help. people care about you. >> thank you. >> it might not seem like it. we have to move on. greg? >> maybe we should talk about

getting her a conservatorship. >> oh, that would be appropriate. >> isn't that what my husband does. >> [laughing]. >> we have to move on. >> carlie. >> yes. >> good to see you. earlier you and bri and know kat admitted you knew nothing about the members only jacket. astonishing. i am here to help you. members only is an american clothing brand popular in the 1980s for their jackets. the one joe is wearing now. these jackets are now considered example of outdated fashion. although joe wears one, not everyone can pull it off the way he doesn't. >> [laughing]. >> historians will erase that

fact check. >> god love them. we are running out of time. let's wrap it up where it began. greg, let's hear your comments this week about research conducted in other countries. director mike, take us home, baby. >> a group of scientists in new zealand, there is a story, a recent canadian study -- canada has research? wow! according to u.s. nows and world report canada is home to the university of toronto and science conducted in new zealand gave us bungee jumping and instant coffee which we could use a cup of trying to get through this show. wow! >> yeah. how does it feel? >> it feels great.

>> good. >> feels good coming out and feels good going in. >> that's all of the time i got. >> i will be home later as usual. see you soon. >> [applauding]. >> we'll be right back, i think.

we've got time for one final thought. >> great, i got some upcoming shows. i'll be in connecticut and fort worth texas and austin, texas and houston, texas in july and august. you didn't even give me the nam of the company club.

all right, set your dvr and every night so you don't miss a episode. thank you to our wonderful studio audience.ybe we will pla trip there. >> ♪ ♪ >> hello. it's 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> ♪ ♪ >> huge outrage after a u.s. track star has her olympic dreams crushed. sha'carri richardson just got suspended for one month and may miss out on the tokyo games after testing positive for