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all we -- how we have grown. that's all the time we have. set your dvr every weeknight at 10:00 p.m. eastern's we never miss us. hope you enjoy the long independence day weekend and i pray that you spend honoring our great country. i'll see you right back your tomorrow night. greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ >> greg: oh, hey, i didn't know you would be stopping by. today is technically a holiday so i'm not really here. they mean that you see right now it's greg from last week. the present gregg's home trying on my new american flag shorty robe, a gift from larry kudlow. speaking of great guests, we had a lot.
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kayleigh mcenany candace owens, sean avery, caitlyn jenner, gwar and tyrus and kat. let's take a look at my favorite segments, last month. you know what it's time for? >> hey, kids, it's time for democrat corner. >> greg: welcome to democrat corner. your host gets a quick lesson in basic things to help democrats stop ruining your lives. tonight is special. cause and effect. you're probably wondering, what is cause is cause and effect. i am a democrat. simply put, it's when one thing makes another thing happen. for example, when kat drinks too much tequila. she doesn't go to work the next day. that is cause and effect. then she stays home and watch as
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"forensic files" all day which makes her depressed. cause and effect. then she starts abusing horse tranquilizers. cause and effect. that's how i sold all of those horse tranquilizers. cause and amazing effect. cause and effect can lead to bad things if you don't consider the consequences of your action. if you remove consequences to criminal acts, criminals will commit more crimes but if you punish crime, crime will go away. that is cause and effect. you probably saw this horrible attack at nyc, one of many. this person had been arrested 17 times but vail reform today means no bail and no jail. it is a catch release. the prisons are overcrowded, the downside chinatown emergency rooms are. that's cause and effect. cause and effect example two. mayor de blasio cut 90 plus million dollars was meant to build the new police precinct
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because bullies are bad, screamed the media, even the ones that guard their studios. in the last five months, nyc had 531 shootings are from 295 in the same time frame. i would do the math but i am too important for that. the mayor is restating the money for the precinct. we could have told him that would happen. we actually did but apparently we were drowned out by the voices in his lumpy, googly eyed head. cause and effect example three. the baltimore mayor brandon scott once pushed to cut the police budget now is proposing an increase. wonder why. homicides are up 17%. cause and effect. defunding reduce the police force and more people died. probably minorities. the list, addition and subtraction is harder than calculus. as crime increased on law enforcement was vilified, what did we predict? example four. more first-time gun buyers, me included. ironically democrat mayors are
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causing gun sales increase. "the new york times" admitted one fifth of all gun purchasers last year were first-timers and it ain't old white boys like me. have for women. a fifth were black and a fifth were hispanic and they were younger. trying to take the guns increases the lechner they will vote republican. i love that half the new purchases were from women. that's an accessory. it beats a fitness tracker. the highest concern for birches was personal safety. apparently guns of the new seat belt in 2021. fewer people said it's for sports and recreation. today that's like calling my purse a messenger bag. after the politicians decided to make the communities less safe, it's up to you to provide your own security. a white liberal doesn't need a gun to do damage. all he needs is a poisonous idea in a little power they will destroy communities quicker than 5,000 democrats moving to huntsville. they will do it without a second thought because animals never have a second thought. look at portland, oregon. but not for too long. the flash bangs will burn out
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your retinas. according to breitbart, may 12, it recorded its 30th murder of the year. five times more during the same period in 2020. after last year's city council cut the police budget by nearly 15%. by the end of april they had twice the number of shootings and according to their hapless pathetic mayor who had to flee his own condo, the city had an 85% decline in downtown foot traffic. unless you count the people running for their lives. most of the remaining foot traffic is antifa. even when those creeps are arrested, the deed to client charges like they are a collect call from hunter biden. cause and effect. seems like the easiest thing to learn but not a single democrat can. we knew that antifa oris joe biden calls them, an idea, being allowed to destroy a city would destroy a city. we knew pushing the defunding of police and branding them sycophants would weaken forces and lead to embolden criminals and minority victims. they bear the brunt of it.
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you didn't have to be miss cleo to see this coming. i went with the angry angry white male has to say. [metal music] ♪ ♪ speak of the liberal elites? look, i've got to say i liked him okay. yeah. i've got a lot of friends who i would describe that way and they are good people. good conversationalists. they like wine, books, good movie recommendations. yeah, i like them. by the way, i like babies and puppies too but i wouldn't put them in charge of a city. ♪ ♪ speak to you he is whiter than a pat boone family reunion. let's check in on the angry black male.
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♪ ♪ >> hey, what's up? defunding the police. your city. crime goes up. if i wanted to keep crime down in my city, i would support my police department. [indistinct] nice day, though. >> greg: democrats, this has been today's lesson in cause and effect. thank you for joining us on democrat corner. we hope you remember some of it. biden is 78 what you have no excuse. let's welcome tonight's guests.
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she used to answer the presidents questions. now she questions the president 'answers. kayleigh mcenany. he was elected to congress at 25, the same age i accomplished renting the car. madison cawthorn. wiry, youthful. fox news contributor kat timpf. a bus once got stuck in his footprint. tyrus. i'm going to go to you, congressman. it's weird calling you congressman when you are like half of kat's age. >> i am pretty sure i don't have to be called congressman until i'm 30. kat, you are only 21. >> i like this guy. speak to a better looking version of tom brady.
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>> i was telling you when i used to be single, i would kill it in boston. >> don't go to tampa. >> greg: you are a cumbersome and then you deal with republicans all the time. you are a new member. what is it about cause and effect they don't understand? >> when you start seeing what's going on in congress. you can say it's on both sides of the album it's almost entirely on the democratic side of the aisle. they are ruled by a single person embodied by nancy pelosi who carries out her will with annoying fist. it doesn't matter what the democratic congressman fuel or if they think we do defund the police in portland abr retinas will be burned out by flash bangs. >> greg: kayleigh do you agree with this young tom brady? even though they know we're
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right, meaning we, nonliberals, they would rather let people suffer than being seen agreeing with us. it's the trumpet effect with the wuhan lab theory. he had the most plausible theory but you couldn't agree because it was trump. >> i do agree. tom brady who we gladly welcome to tampa. you defund the police, what do you think is going to happen? you let violent criminals out of prison during a pandemic. what do you think is going to happen. here's what amazes me. they say we have the answers for violent crime. it's that there's a pandemic, and everyone is locked inside. therefore murders have gone up. excuse me? how does that make any sense? even mexico, murders went down. here in the united states they are skyrocketing. >> and who locked them inside? the same democrats. >> greg: how do you like "outnumbered?" >> i love it. you haven't joined us.
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we invited you. >> greg: i am waiting for the right time. aren't i a lucky guy just being here? don't you think so, tyrus? >> yep. there's a problem with your monologue and you know i always like your monologues. i rarely ever dislike them. but i just feel like you are a bad guy in a movie who is trying to tell me, forget the plan, just shoot them. you just don't get it, greg. you keep saying cause and effect. all they understand is because and they always want causes that don't affect them. so it's very easy to sit in a very nice place, an apartment or a condo or penthouse or wherever you're living. of course. we don't need police. i have got a doorman and a security guard. i don't mean police. let's get rid of them. they are never affected by what's going on in the world. when it gets to the point where they can see the fire burning from their special viewing place where they sipped wine and talk
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about days of old. that's when it's a problem. let's refund to the police. that doesn't help because most of the officers have left town, retired early, and wouldn't come back for double the wages. here is another thing they could learn from republicans. they don't know how to change the narrative very good. you can't just say new information, breaking news, we just heard there was a laughing wuhan that might have done it. this is crazy. we never knew this. the one republican is saying we told you this. no, no, you are racist. they cannot fix problems because they are out of touch. pelosi only cares about getting her hair done and making sure her ice cream freezer is full. as long as she has ice cream and a good permit, we could. >> greg: kat, i thought the hangover was the best example of cause and effect. you drink too much and you pay the price. it's like voting for democrats.
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>> kat: the hangover was the perfect analogy for me because i am arranging alcoholic and a horse tranquilizer addict apparently. >> greg: don't forget the computer cleaner. >> kat: huffing. it was so exciting for a little bit. the meaningful conversations about criminal justice reform. republicans were on board. you're having important conversations. it got exciting and sometimes when things get exciting, someone has to go full idiot. he phoned the police and deal with overcrowding. let's let violent felons with repeated acts of violence in their past out of jail. now we are seeing this and everyone is saying what happened? it is quite obvious what happened. there is a huge difference between wanting criminal justice reform and wanting a ton of violent crime on your street.
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do not like violent crime. i stand strongly against it. >> greg: that was excellent. great job, greg. we are just getting started. don't go anywhere. oh um, doug can we talk about something other than work, it's the weekend. yeah, yeah. [ squawk ] hot dog or... chicken? [ squawk ] only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ comfort in the extreme.
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>> greg: a few weeks back i got up with the always delightful candace owens. they are making major news over their crt views, a father and daughter speaking out against critical race theory whose viral video seems to have struck a chord with a lot of people. >> daddy teaches you can be anything in this world you want to be. don't danny teach you that? >> doesn't matter if you are black or white or any color. if they are nice and smart. >> this is how children think. critical race theory wants to end that. not with my children.
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it's not going to happen. we need to stop crt, period, point blank. children do not see skin color, ma'am. >> greg: here to comment on that video and more is candace owens. candace. this is the only way i can get you on the show now because you are one of the smart people that got the hell out of washington or new york. you are in tennessee? how do you like it there? >> i love it. it's nice to be off the coast because you realize seen people do exist. they are just not in l.a. or new york. >> greg: do you miss the big cities? >> candace: not at all. >> greg: how is your baby? 7 years old? >> candace: four and a half months old. he's pretty cute. >> greg: you named him greg? that was nice. >> candace: something like that. >> greg: what did you make of
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this video when you first saw it? >> candace: i was jealous because this girl is so much cuter than me and she's on the internet going viral. she is stepping on my turf when she is absolutely adorable. i instantly got in touch and set how to live booker? she is a star. obviously. something so simple is so impactful. kids don't see color. we used to know that. to know that there are parents raising their children correctly so there still a adorable minority, black girl saying this is the stuff that matters. we have so many adults trying to pervert that. saying that they should only see things in terms of oppression or privilege. kudos to her. i hope she does more videos.
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she is a talent and she makes it so simple. speak to people who defend crt will say that they are distortig what it really is. is that true? i think everybody is pissed off because they know what it is. >> candace: we know the stories coming out of schools. i have a girl i used to babysit for who was in high school and the things they are teaching them on a day of school and i'm being serious. on a day of school the they are meant to go around the classroom and if you have white skin you're supposed to tell them why you feel guilty about having white skin. in new york city. what you feel guilty your skin is white. that is incomprehensible to me because when i was growing up we never talked about color because we didn't see it. what they are trying to do is systematically program children to see color because they want them to eventually become activists, and they want them to hate one another. they see an opportunity division. if you can teach them to be divided young then you can turn them into activists and angry
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people have become anti-for mergers when they are older. >> greg: thinking about what it would be like to have you as a babysitter. how do you get rid of this stuff? if you are parents, you show up at these meetings and you go viral. does it stop -- how did somebody fight this? i don't have kids. i don't have to worry about this stuff. >> candace: i will tell you that's the number one question that i get on the road. what do i do? i look at them and i get kind of angry. i listen to what you're asking me, you're asking me what you should do with your child when a predator is at bay. the concept that you're asking what you should do when somebody is trying to harm your child, that's what's going on in these classrooms, whether it's pornography more critical race theory.
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what she do with any predator? he would yank them out of the school and fight to make sure they were not exposed to this. i want to remind any parent, you are the parent. not the government, not the teachers, you're the parent you should always make sure that your children are not becoming prey. >> greg: that's a good point. [applause] why do they applaud more for the guests than me? maybe having an audience was a bad idea. i love your twitter feed. you go after people with a strong, independent way mainly because you've got nothing to lose. you have been pretty hot on prince harry and meghan markle. what are your thoughts? >> so many thoughts. i have an entire country to lose. that's why i say whatever i want. regarding harry and meghan.
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>> greg: they are all drunk. that's how they survived new york. >> regarding harry and meghan, it's hard to make two countries angry at you but they have done it. the reason why talk about it in so many conservatives they want do we care? i am married to a bridge and i am starting to understand what the king and queen of the royals and what they represent is tradition. they represent conservatism. something that's been a bedrock and has existed forever. what megan represents is this leftist, narcissist, tear it down because we think we are better and everything we can do is new so i speak out against it because it's a larger discussion we are having right now across the entire west about the left and why they want to tr everything down and create something that is neo. something that's ultimately marxist. i can't stand her. i think harry is a total dud.
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[dog] i'm speechless. [dog] thanks for the apoquel. that's what friends are for. ask your veterinarian for apoquel. next to you, apoquel is a dog's best friend. >> greg: welcome back. i have got to avery, travis, and julie banderas, those with the names of my three new snapping turtles and also the stars of the segment. our liberals so disturbed they kick their friends to the curb? according to findings, democrats are twice as likely as republicans to say they have end of a friendship over a political disagreement. 20% of dems say they have done a versus 10% of republicans. 20% versus 10%, that is double. which incidentally is what julie only drinks. anyway, the group that doesn't demos, liberal women. 33% say they have cut ties with a friend over political differences and about one and five who have done it said that
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disagreements have been about, you guessed it, donald trump donald trump. amazing i would have guessed international monetary policy. you can still get along. can you still get along if your friends views seem wrong? apparently the answer is no. it reminds me of what my doctor said this morning. you should probably stop doing that. he looks very sore. >> toobin's doctors have the same thing. >> greg: kat, i will go to you first. what drives me -- this is a careful question. the couple that no longer speak to me are always ginned up by the woman. it is not the guy.
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they can both hate trump or hate fox but they are still my friends. it's always the woman pushing in every situation. why is that? >> that's interesting because you are making me think i need to be more aggressive wife. my husband has a couple friends i don't enjoy. >> greg: you have the total power. >> kat: that's good to learn. not because of politics, just the stuff they say in general. and the people that they are. >> name names. >> kat: that's interesting. i feel like for me in couples that don't talk to me anymore, it's the wives as well. >> greg: it such a weird thing. i don't know if it's an evolutionary thing, clay, they see, trump reminds them of
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something. it reminds them of a domineering figure or whatever. i don't know. has this happened to you? >> clay: i have seen it happening all over social media. i think a lot of men are clueless when slights are being directed towards us. we aren't emotionally intelligent enough. i will put myself in this category. you know when somebody is trying to alienate you in some way. a woman might recognize that slight whereas a man is totally oblivious to it. i think these conversations that start off, it can be the tone, the glancing, the way people are interacting. i think women are more likely to pick up on those cues and mentor and that that creates more tension. >> kat: also fighting releases dopamine. >> i love dopamine. >> greg: sean, i don't know anything about your politics. are you overtly political?
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>> sean: i am in the process of becoming an american citizen so i can't technically vote. i was told by alan dershowitz i'm a liberal conservative. so i moved to california to become democrats. >> greg: how's it working? >> we are still on lockdown. i don't know. >> greg: do you see this as any different than any other period? more outlets on social media? >> it's tough because i like to argue and fight. it doesn't seem weird to me. it seems kind of natural. the dopamine. >> kat: there you go. >> greg: go to the next step and then hit them. >> sean: that i am trying to stay away from. >> clay: what is the last time you hit someone? >> sean: i don't want to talk
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about it. [laughter] >> kat: on the way in. >> greg: ducey gave him a bad luck. in order to cut out friends, you have to have friends. could be hard to understand. >> it's a tricky question. i knew it was going to come up. friendships are few and far between for me. the pandemic has really been a blessing. i have to say that i do understand why women are the ones who are basically dictating who comes in and out of the house. with the dopamine. i have hit someone in the last 24 hours. what i don't understand, democrats, it takes politics for them to decide whether to be friends. you have the saying don't judge a book by its cover. i'm the opposite. i stayed judge. within 2 minutes i know if you're going to be my friend. what i have drank with you
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before i had children? >> kat: me around your children. >> greg: i would get drunk with your children. i've only lost friends i didn't mind losing. that's how you've got to look at it. you won't miss them. as you get older. >> one or two is my max. >> greg: a cop and a lawyer and somebody really rich. don't go anywhere. still to come, caitlyn jenner, blothar the berserker, and the best looking man on tv, that's me. one we discover. one that's been tamed and one that's forever wild. but freedom means you don't have to choose just one adventure. ♪ ♪ you get both. introducing the wildly civilized all-new 3-row jeep grand cherokee l.
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>> greg: last month i met my new favorite guest who happens to be one of the greatest athletes of all time. yes, caitlyn jenner finally stopped by our show and it was quite magical. politics no more. we just want the score. sports journalist jason whitlock remains a sports can bring out our best when we give politics a rest. his method that sports history is filled with moments that
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acted as unifier's of other disparate groups. there was the 1995 south african rugby world cup win. jesse owens and joe lewis kicking german ass. and the undefeated world champion after hoch's on apologize for misjudging him. that truly was over the top. nobody remembers the classic "over-the-top" film starring sylvester stallone. how dear you? >> the presentation of the winner's trophy to the team captain stands as an iconic symbol of unity in postapartheid south africa. the owens and lewis victories punctured -- established owens and lewis as america's first black national heroes. sports allow us to experience the power of pure meritocracy, the only way to govern sports
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and the only way to govern life. >> greg: whitlock cautions a sports have gotten away from that unifying message. >> the american sports world, a culture that celebrated victors, colorblindness, has immersed itself in victimization and left-wing radicalism. the fans hold the power. if they accept sports as just another arena to fight political battles, you know dark days are ahead. if they reject it, we will be headed back to a brighter future. >> greg: well said and speaking of brighter futures, ncaa athletes, that means they are in college, kat, scored a huge victory. the supreme court ruled college athletes can be compensated as long as it's connected to their education, which sucks. like you are going to pay me half a million bucks to play but i can only spend it on protractor's and binders? that's the case, i am majoring in sex ed and chemistry.
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caitlyn, i could have been a hell of an athlete if i decided i could be. do you agree with jason? >> caitlyn: i do agree. i went the other direction. i was an athlete and now i am a politician. i am going the opposite direction. but i was there from the beginning, politics and sports. the olympic arena is the greatest gift to the world. there's more countries of the olympics then are in the united nations. this is the greatest gathering of people for good, for everything great, for competition, friendly competition. not wars. it has great potential. i went to my first olympics in 1972. i woke up one morning. see prefontaine came in for a run and said you can't believe what's going on. somebody got shot or something.
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i went downstairs and i realized what had happened. terrorists and come then and they are taken over the israeli athletes and i heard one of them was shot. i was so upset. we went around to where the puerto rican team was, went out on the porch i actually saw the guy standing, that famous picture of a guy with a hat on in the doorway. i saw him. i said oh. i was so upset here's this beautiful thing we have. politics and death has come into it. that's when the olympics changed, that's when sports change. happened in 1972 and i was right in the building next door when it happened. i don't like to see it. we have to keep politics out of it. it's the last thing of hope that we have. >> greg: mercedes, you are in politics. we talk politics.
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everywhere politics goes that is not political, it poisons it. politics exist to prevent violence only in the political realm but when it gets into sports or entertainment, the flower wilts. >> can't we just have a safe space? let sports be the safe space where politics does not enter. the olympics, the moment when we all come together. we beat the russians and the chinese, that's the best when you got those usa gold medals and it's heartbreaking when you watch for example usa olympian say she would burn the flag on the podium. you know it's so amazing, you can do that here in the united states. he can't do that in other countries. china or venezuela. for sports, it's the one place where you are like, can i have a beer and don't talk politics? get it out of the way. that would be a moment when it should bring our country together as opposed to the divisiveness we see. >> greg: as you know in your
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realm of wrestling, sports is there to create a division that lets people channel the energy. >> tyrus: with football and basketball when i got into sports entertainment, it is basically the same thing. when you're the bad guy, you want to make them boo and hate you and when they love you, they cheer for you. i get cheers here and i usually get food and wrestling but because i choose to be the bad guy. i control the crowd. when you get into sports and we have seen politics come into sports, you have to be able to separate. i don't talk politics when i watch the celtics play. i hate the knicks. i separated. now we have social media we have athletes who are also citizens. i've sent athlete when he takes his jersey off chooses to be republican or democrat or speak on an issue, we need to respect
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it and when he he puts the jersey back on, you can love him and you can disagree outside the norms. a lot of my friends, they are not republicans. we don't talk about it. when we come together, everyone talks about me and snoop. how do you get along? we don't talk about politics. we talk about youth kids football and the celtics and lakers. it's okay if your favorite athlete isn't the same in -- isn't in the same political realm as you are. you don't have to agree and it's fine. if we get so offended by people being people. we do the same thing. >> greg: you have experienced this at parties, kat. >> kat: yes. yes i have. i just realized i think sports does bring people together. it's so inclusive. people will invite me to have sporting events.
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it's the worst when you're trying to have a good time. you're trying to unwind and enjoy yourself and somebody decides to make the conversation about something that they know is going to cause division just for the sake of causing division. not only is it lawful to be attacked but a sneak attack when you're drinking a miller lite is the worst. >> greg: especially if you're drinking miller lights. caitlyn was great. i can't wait to have her back. my interview with blothar the berserker from his next. ♪you've got the brawn♪ ♪i've got the brains♪ ♪let's make lots of♪ ♪uh uh uh♪ ♪oohhh there's a lot of opportunities♪ with allstate, drivers who switched saved over $700. saving is easy when you're in good hands. allstate click or call to switch today. what's on the horizon?
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♪ ♪ >> greg: if maroon 5 could play instruments. if bon jovi had any actual talent. if the foo fighters had any songs, they still wouldn't be able to lick the boots of the greatest heavy metal band of all-time, gwar. makes the beatles look like four hacks with bad haircuts. gwar rules and they kick off their 30th anniversary to her. joining us now, the bands leader, blothar the berserker.
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blothar. >> how are you doing, greg? >> greg: i am great. 30 years. are you surprised? >> am i surprised? of course i'm surprised. i'm not looking for the next 5 minutes. blothar. blothar! you pronounce the accent marks correctly. don't do that. it's just for effect. >> greg: [laughs] for some of the viewers, we used to have gwar on my old show, redeye. the lead singer. you were the bass player. do you miss it? >> do we ever miss him? he spoke highly of you. which isn't hard because he was always high. >> greg: that is true. that is true. i will not elaborate. tell us where you're from.
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for new viewers. >> well, gwar is from outer space, far past uranus. we wound up in antarctica. laying down my thighs >> greg: i never thought gwar would have a whiskey and i tried it before asking you what's actually in it. it's really good. i probably should have asked you what's in it because it's from gwar. >> i have absolutely no idea. i assume that it's hand sanitizer and food coloring. that's my guess. it will get you messed up.
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>> greg: [laughs] i'm curious. you are starting your 30th anniversary tour. what did you do during the shutdown when you couldn't tour? what did gwar do? >> the same thing everybody did. we hoarded toilet paper and drink rubbing alcohol. really we were glad for the break so we didn't have to be around each other. i don't have to tell you about the smell of gwar. >> greg: yes. to the members of gwar require vaccination. are you naturally immune to the novel viruses that have been developed here on earth? >> we don't have anything to do with that. gwar. i can assure you that whatever happens, it's not our fault. it was not an accident. we are not responsible.
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did i say that right? my lawyer is over here? >> greg: i approach this question with some trepidation. besides whiskey, you also have another product for the bedroom, am i correct. >> oh, i didn't know we were going to be talking about that. yes. we are coming up with, yeah, we are coming out with quite a product for the bedroom. yeah. >> greg: would you say it's more like a marital aid? >> for a particular kind of marriage i suppose. i don't know how it's going to fit, to be honest. [laughter] i don't know who it would aid. it's more like a marital hindrance, a roadblock.
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