a black child in this country without being told you have to work twice as hard to get half as far. i have been that. >> laura: not twice as good. just accurate. she was given tenure despite lacking any qualifications. "gutfeld!" is next. >> we heard from the governor ever washington talking about climate change as a permanent emergency. how does the news media cover a permanent emergency? >> greg: treat it like your ratings, bozo. >> [cheers and applause]. >> [applauding]. >> greg: so excited. well, well, well. i hope you enjoyed our 4th of

july. i know kat did. >> [laughing]. >> greg: she's fine. it's kat. the 4th celebrates our independence from some toothless weirdos. 250 years later, we can listen to this. >> are you proud to be an american? >> no. i feel embarrassed to be an american every day. i think a lot of things about this country are embarrassing just like -- mean racist history and what is going on with politics and the cops. >> not really in this climate. i am a black person so obviously i experienced a lot -- there is like a pressure that comes with that. >> not most of the time. i think it's a little embarrassing. that's a complicated question

for me. i think most of the time, no. over the past 4 years it's been tricky to love to be an american. >> partly. because on certain topics that are controversial -- like, i don't know. our economy just cares about money. >> greg: oh, gee! like -- she said like 433 times. i can't wait until she enters the real world and takes my order at arby's. all of these people are embarrassed by america. do they have any alternatives? >> can you name a better country than the united states? >> i am not sure if i can. >> i don't think i can. >> hmmm. >> probably a tiny european

country that is thriving. >> europe. >> europe is not a country. >> you go then. >> [laughing]. >> greg: maybe the british are better off with us. their food sucks but they like their country. they are just dumb kids. we can forgive them. what happens when patriotism is considered offensive by our leaders. idiots from maxine waters to cori bush slammed 4th of july as a celebration of racism. this from bush: the freedom is for white people. perhaps our politicians do such an awful job because they hate america. did you ever think about that?

incompetence is their weapon. get elected and rot it from within temperature -- within and if anyone challenges you that's racist. and there was a sweet that smoke from fireworks causes more harm to communities of color. i hope you enjoyed that roman candle, you racist! this comes after decades of exploiting communities of color all over the world. look at topless women in their natural habitat. when i was a young man i assumed every naked woman carried a basket of food on their heads. then the new facebook feature that warns users when they are exposed to extremist content. they ask if you know someone who is an extremist. this morning i ratted out every

anchor at cnn. dicome across anything that seems extreme? i did but it's from facebook's mark zuckerberg himself -- >> ♪ ♪ >> greg: what the hell was that? really? have you seen anything as white as that in your life? riding a surf board with a large

flag is not about america what is? couldn't you argue that any form of patriotism is an example of extremism? i believe that's msnbc's mission statement. zuckerberg is not helping his own case encouraging citizen narco citizens. at my 4th of july cook out i caught my brisket wearing a wire. >> [laughing]. >> greg: a corny joke. thanks to facebook it's no longer media forcing you to police you. it's now the public. it's your buddy getting a don't tread on me tattoo. the rise in cancel culture is not a mistake. the fear over losing one's job over something you said is intended so fear self-polices your own words.

you don't need the government to do it. when you narco your neighbors, it's not just but their neighbors. real narcs point out people who broke the law. according to facebook you will never know your accusers. big brother reminds you that others in your situation have received confidential apt. -- support. it's a witness protection plan but you don't have to change your name and move to scranton. you can fink without repercussions. let facebook be the bad guy. they are protected and not you. i remember when we were young, we were supposed to fight big brother and not hold hands with him. i wonder what the angry white male thinks. >> ♪ ♪

>> [laughing]. >> greg: well, i spent the holiday peopling proud, thankful and blessed i was born in the greatest country in the world. i guess i am an extremist. >> [applauding]. >> greg: that's a big flag. how about you angly black male? >> ♪ ♪ >> [laughing]. >> [silence]. >> oh! yes. it was the 4th of july.

yes. we celebrated america's independence. yes, this country was built on the backs of men and women of all colors, creeds, to make it what we are today. cheers to everybody. that was it. >> [applauding]. >> [cheering]. >> greg: i hope you all had a good 4th. now it's the 6th. take that flag down now before you get reported. >> [applauding]. >> greg: he's 50% class and 50% sass, [inaudible]. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: if you can't laugh at his jokes look at his face.

writer and comedian joe. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: like a rubber band. bound to snap sooner or later. fox news contributor kat. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and a big fish in every pond. a psychic. ben! >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: it's easy to laugh at students. don't they deserve to be laughed at? >> no, as a parent i would be crying. this is where my college money is going. you are coming home today. no, you don't need your books. you are not using them. maybe some of the congressmen who say freedom is not for us. but you work in the department in charge of that. if you can't do your job, why are you there?

what are you doing, waters? the country is not free. you are a black woman sitting in office elected by your peers of multiple colors and genders. that means you are. >> greg: that's true. these are people that were elected they are telling how they feel about america. maybe that's good we know. >> because we know how to combat. college campuses spilled or into real life. we used to think you graduate from college and get a real job and look at the paycheck and all of the taxes coming out of it. that's not the case anymore. if you look at where that was taken. georgetown the whitest campus. it's always like the white

chicks: i am so embarrassed about america. oh my god! it's so bad, but i don't want to go anywhere else. that's gross. >> greg: i feel a new character coming on. where does that come from? and the up talk? so you know it's racist! >> and embarrassing and i need a latte. i am going do yoga, bye. >> greg: joe it was cool in the old days to be patriotic. it flipped. to into the cool clubs you have to [bleep] on this country. >> the students have not been paying attention in any of their classes. it's weird. they go right to racism because that's their move. all you have is a hammer,

everything looks like a nail. no one there would do any kind of manual labor. i think colleges should be required to teach a class in patriotism. there is hardly any college in the united states that doesn't take some money from the government. so make them teach gratitude. it would be nice if that worked its way up to our congress person there is. i don't know what this problem is in the west where the only culture that is so dedicated to denigrating ourselves. astonians don't have people on their olympic team turning their backs to the flag. in the united states you can receive all of these things and still be mad as hell. it's a lack of gratitude and unrealistic view of the world. no one in the history of the plant has it easier than an

american college student. >> greg: we can no longer believe they will grow out of. we have 50 and 60-year-old people with this attitude that are in office. the hydro-foil. >> i watched the video. great job. kat. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: don't encourage her. >> thank you. obviously it's the least relatable thing i have ever seen. i am not at the level of money they know what that was. something about the fireworks article. this is why the woke stuff makes no sense. it i don't think it makes sense to the people who are writing it.

wokism is what they are going for. fireworks are racist. you read the whole article. one of the solutions they suggested was to have police crackdown. >> [laughing]. >> hang on! your woke solution is you want cops who you say are racist to go into these communities of color. how can you hold all of these things in your head at once. >> greg: that's a great point. excellent work. >> thank you. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: the president gets confused but the press gives him clues. 72,808... dollars.

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votes to the man who needs notes. although his answers were not rehearsed his cheat sheet made it work. this is the first dr. suess show in history that does the news. president biden gave up the weirdest presidential moment since fdr did donuts on the south lawn. he was asked about the massive cyber attack on friday. >> the most recent hack by the russians -- >> we are not sure it's the russians. i got a brief. i will be in better shape to talk to you about it -- i will tell you what they sent

me. okay. the idea -- first of all we are not sure who it is for certain. what else do you need? >> nothing, you are all set. >> greg: oh my god. now in his defense -- am holding back -- maybe he knows he is being filmed. the cards make him look feeble and lost. like every old relative. for a while the media made sure no one saw that which is the same as if nicole wallace covered it. they buried faster than my dad buried jimmy hova. [bleep]. sorry dad. the media says look he is eating

more ice cream. isn't that adorable. not like trump when he asked for 2 scoops. >> he gets 2 scoops and a single scoop for everyone else. does the dominance thing extend to desserts too? >> greg: at least trump could answer a question. ask joe any question and it's likely went 12 rounds with corn pop. notes, i don't need any notes! come on, man, i don't need any notes. can you take that to the bank! >> [laughing]. >> you liar, dog faced -- i don't need any notes. >> [applauding].

>> greg: kat, that's not a good look. if putin is tuning and seeing the president tell this lady his strategy and it's on a note pad. >> what really was the strategy? i was baffled. and i also watched this video. i was so baffled like i don't know. he pulls out the notes and goes we don't know. are you carrying around a piece of paper that says, i don't know? >> yes. >> he should be able to remember that one. >> yes. >> greg: i do that on "the five" a lot. i write what the hell am i doing here? by accident i will say it. what kills me is the government is spending more time trying to arrest grannieys in red hats than going after these ransom ware people. they know what to do with the

crazy guy in the horns on january 6th but can't figure out what it do with the hackers. >> this video is -- this guy is not prepared for this. i will be in better shape tomorrow like he is training for a marathon. they told me to read these notes to you. who is they? you are the president of the united states of america. you are supposed to be the guy telling us all of this stuff. the ransom ware stuff, he gave them a list. please don't hack these critical infrastructure companies. that would be really bad. >> greg: they did it friday. >> compare the notes. >> greg: maybe they listened to biden and decided we will do everything outside of the list. >> and then do that list next. >> greg: exactly.

joe, this fill you with fear or sadness? >> the card said inspected by number 12 and has been in his jacket for a couple of years. i imagine putin watching in and he probably ripped his shirt off when he saw thinking about how he killed 50 men in a paper clip and our president, what kind of dessert will he have next. he could not order a pie. there is an expression easy as pie and he became confused during the pie othering process. -- ordering process. a big mess for president harris to clean up. >> then we are really screwed. >> greg: how did you feel when you saw this video? >> i have one track mind. i will sympathize with the president. i am trying to focus on which

pie to by, i would have problems. cherry and strawberry rubbard and i am trying to check the list to see what everybody at home wants. can't i get pies right here? what is wrong with you? this is a pie shop. do you see a world atlas in here? it's not his fault. everyone knows with joe's mind is on pie it stays on pie. you can't confuse him with world questions. get her out of here! >> greg: you made me come around. when i think about food, i can't think about anything else. >> he was trying to remember what each pie had. had the little envelope his wife gave him with $3.10.

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>> ♪ ♪ >> greg: if it's not in their middle it doesn't mist. crime rates climb but to joy it's summer time. the media is grifting about shoplifting. i can't help myself. this weekend san francisco really was the land of the free. on monday a downtown neiman-marcus was robbed by thieves smashing and grabbing like they were andrew cuomo near a female staffer. >> [laughing]. >> greg: this comes as a target store is cutting hours due to losses from theft. they will close at 6 p.m.

instead of 10. the crime has target cutting hours. target may follow walgreens lead closing stores for good. and auto burglaries are up a modest 753%. violent crime enjoyed a long weekend with 180 people killed across the u.s. the good news none of this is happening. according to joy reid in a twitter exchange with a "new york times" fiction writer she said i see more tv stories about crime than it bears out. if her friends have not been murdered, no one has. where the hell did she get this

dumb idea? >> you listen to conservative media, you would think entire cities are this fires. we went out to a great dinner in new york city tonight. people walked up and said thank you, i watch you every night. they had to do a double take of seeing hus angout and not seeing us on the tv screen. >> greg: if you steal an idea make it a good one. is that it? i was promised a dog video. joe, is there anything at this point that anybody can do if the politicians and the media don't care? they are the ones that hold the

finger on influence and power? >> there are simple solutions to deal with shoplifters. you mark everything up to $960 and offer a mail in rebate. i like the commitment to journalism on joy's part. i never had an ovarian cyst. i could look them up and say that's what and people are experiencing. this idea that because you or your group of friends who probably have cushy lives have not experienced something that doesn't exist, that's the power of journalism right there. if you can look away from it, it doesn't exist. >> greg: exactly. imagine if you said there is no racism. i never experienced any racism. clearly it doesn't exist. that would get you fired.

what she and lemon did they are negating human suffering and death because they didn't see it. >> when it comes to getting murdered or mugged on the street or having your store looted they are fine because they have not experienced it. last week you saw people walk out of walgreens with all of this stuff and the managers are like what are we going to do? these are people going to work every day on time to do an honest job and they are getting screwed by the media and the politicians. we don't deal with the problem because they think it's good for them. >> greg: why are -- is it because they are too linked to the crime to take responsibility

for it? they just say, if we let this wave go into the fall we won't get tagged? >> no, i think it's because they married that all bad things happened with president trump. you got him banished from social media. the problems are still here. if anything they are magnified and becoming bigger. he is not the bad guy that you need him to be because it's still happening. here's the thing: what ends up happening after 2 months of every time at 5 o'clock the shot lifting spree happens, those corporate stores will be like we are losing money. shut it down. then they are out of a job. they have nowhere else to go. you will create new criminals and create vigilantes who had have enough who will take a bat and go up side somebody's head.

>> greg: and they will get charged? >> all the while going everything is better now because the evil guy is gone. what we are finding and we said it a million times. not guns and knives. it's people. we have emboldened the wrong people who don't believe in an honest day's work. they believe that everyone owes them something. they are all victims so everything they do are okay. they are only impacting the wal-marts in neighborhood where they don't live. when they come through their gated community let's see when don lemon changes his tune. >> greg: kat, you have increased shopped lifting since you won't be arrested? >> i always never had an ovarian cyst. i am happy about that. i don't think this will work. i don't think it will decrease

the shoplifting because they are closing the store at night. people are going in there and stealing all of this stuff. they will be able to work that into their schedule. . >> greg: it's great for them. >> it's not like i have my day job where i sit in a office and steal stuff. great i will do that during the day and get a good night's rest. >> greg: exactly. crazy times. up next modern music surpassed by bands from the past.

>> ♪ ♪ >> greg: their joints may be swelling but their songs are still selling. right now the top selling album on itunes is queen from 1981 which means less money for

britany spears dad. half a century old and still on top. that could be you in 2 years, kat. the top 50 include the eagles, aba, and fleet wood mac and journey. has the world come to their senses or did boomers discover how to buy music on itunes? my dad said greg, age is just a number. granny and i did have a blast on prom night. skip that. either way it's great news for aging rock stars. we came up with the perfect product to keep this going. >> are you an over the hill rock legend who refuses to retire? do you have trouble getting up on the stage? you need rock stairs. the new chair lift for these who

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i love the eagles and fleet wood mac. a big fan. >> greg: i am disturbed none of these fans are being canceled by their out rageousous behavior the '70s? that only works on the east coast. great work on ovarian cyst. >> i like classic rock. the bands i think i am listening to are new and they came out in 2002. i don't listen to hip hop. we don't care about the streets. we care about the lawn. >> greg: i don't like classic rock because i am older than it.

>> i like it. a lot of new music is not very good. my husband is the best thing that ever happened to me but has the musical taste of forever 21. it's so bad and awful -- the music, not the marriage -- understand how this could happen. love you. >> kat is younger than the music. >> far younger, that's true. >> you were born in '71? >> no, '72. >> greg: your thoughts? >> well, this is tiktok's fault and kids hear a cool song. they google it. there were artists and music a long time ago in a galaxy far away. it's not sampled. it's not written by a school of musicians to make one "american

idol" dropout sound good. a car, girls and boys and being cool. when they hear reality songs, what is that? that's bass? what is that? >> that's a drum set and those are drum sticks. how do they do their tiktok videos? >> they don't. it's a history lesson. the new stuff is horrible. we care about lawns too but don't want to mow yours. >> my irritation with modern music it's not poetic. it's too literal. >> greg: the best morphing music has no lyrics. i loved queen in the mid '70s. the lead singer got all of the ladies. up next, you say we have to talk. the cdc has a great big idea.

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>> ♪ ♪ >> greg: are you leaving skidmarks at water parks? [laughing]. that was not directed at you, katie. should the cdc tell you where to go number 2.

the are mind you don't poop in the pool. they posted multiple tweets reminding americans you should not go swimming with diarrhea because it contaminates pool water as opposed to other places where it acts as a disinfectant. did you know that? first they want me to wear a mask and now no pooping in the pool. i thought this was america. the cdc was mocked because they felt the need to include a graphic cartoon for kids having explosive diarrhea swimming believing their guidance might be too difficult to understand or maybe they have an accurate few of public education. cdc,000 is -- cdc thinks this is a bigger problem than we

thought. i say children should be seen and not turd. did you know this was a problem? >> no. even a 3-year-old knows you don't go in the pool without being taught. if a room like this without an audience, the group of cdc guys said we need a win. we have to hit something they can't say is wrong later down the road. johnson came in. sorry i am late. why are you late? diarrhea? hmmm. that kept you from being on time. let's get a pool together here. no diarrhea in the pool. johnson, that's it. get an artist on it. we need a win. >> greg: that's a good point.

knowing the cdc i am surprised they didn't initially say pooping in the pool was good for you and then not good for you. >> as long as you wear a mask you can poop in the pool. >> a mask and diapers. >> i think it's great. all of the stuff they have been doing the past year. it more employees did poop cartoons we would be better off. >> greg: and less meddling in our eyes. >> more agents of the government should do poop cartoons. >> that was johnson's nephew. >> greg: he has ibs. kids in a pool i steer clear because they are disgusting. >> the cdc is a month late. doesn't the pool open on memorial day? when did you think about putting this out? >> it was a long meeting. >> very long. lots of committees have to be

formed to come to this consensus. this should apply to everybody. in new york city and the amtrak bathroom. don't go anywhere. stay at home. >> or, my idea which people did not like but tell grow on them. having toilets installed in the swimming pool. you are swimming. if you need to poop you sit down and poop and it goes right down according to science. >> another graphic told you not to swim in a toilet. i am not making that up. >> greg: that's true. >> when dr. fauci said double masking he meant at both ends. >> greg: speak of diarrhea didn't you want to plug something? >> i will be at theater 3 in new york. >> greg: how are their bathrooms? >> fantastic. >> greg: when i do any live

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