comparison. >> in 1867, frederick douglass appealed to the congress, the united states congress, for the rights of black men to vote. in 2021, the texas legislature came to washington, d.c. >> laura: heartbeat away from the president being terrified, sad, and ignorant. "gutfeld!" next. >> -- until the 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments after the civil war to denying the woman right to vote until the 19th amendment a hundred years ago, the poll taxes and literature tests and ku klux klan campaigns of violence and terror. >> greg: finally, someone with the guts to call out that ku klux klan. stupid racists of the sea. i bet they are democrats. ♪ ♪

[applause] >> greg: it is tuesday, everyone. so look at these happy people. these are texas democratic lawmakers, and they fled the state like on the mike hunter biden running from a pregnant stripper. they left yesterday to deny republicans the corn needed to vote on strengthening election safeguards. whereas the democrats like to call it, the worst thing since the civil war. >> to strip the right to vote as authoritarian and anti-american, and he will highlight the work of the administration against this, necessity of passing for the people act and the john lewis voting rights advancement act and how we need to work together with civil rights organizations to build as broad a turnout and voter education systems overcome the worst challenge to our democracy since the civil war. >> greg: the worst challenge to our democracy the civil war.

hold on a second. i was told just days ago that the worst thing since the civil war was january 6th. you guys have to get your worst thing since the civil war story straight. even comparing it to anything you don't like to the civil war. yes, i would like to return the shirt. why? it's the worst thing since the civil war. but i guess it beats this callback. >> he is still at the big banks once again write their own rules. unchain wall street. they're going to put you all back in chains. >> greg: yes, the race bader still has it. so what's he calling voter i.d. now? >> i am convinced that we will be able to stop this because it is the most pernicious thing. this makes jim crow look like jen eagle. this is gigantic.

>> greg: port gin eagle. there is some guy and scranton going i had nothing to do with this. that made no sense. but this old white guy loves -- almost as as much as hunter loves crack. it's his crack. oh, sorry, he's a at the mike addict. that's my fault. he summing up. but maybe it's time to freshen up the analogy. have you thought about exploding 9/11 like this mutant? >> the 1-6 attack at for the future of the current century was a profoundly more dangerous event than the 9/11 attacks. and in the end, the 1/six attacks are likely to more kill more americans than on 9/11 which will include casualties of the worst that lasted 20 years following. >> greg: so how did the psychopath get past security? i was waiting for to go hospital orderlies dressed in white coats to throw a net over him at the end. but the only way lee's banks

like that get a head is in the darkness. lack of transparency is the cloak for malfeasance. so is it any wonder that any effort at enhancing voting transparency as a tack them? it almost makes you think it might be hiding something to win alessa keck, collection. dems are trying to block voter i.d. not because it makes hearted about but because it makes it harder to illegally vote. but this is why when you asked dems which voters that a voter might limits, they can never give a name. so they just tie ids to racism even though it is obviously absurd. you need ids to drive a car, take out a library book, get a fishing license, buy a gun. this is sounding a lot like joee maki's dream weekend. great jacket. , speed racer. but also you need an i.d. to buy

that's light beer that a sitting in that charter bus. you need an i.d., kids. but really, light beer? seems a little late for that. in the afternoon. late in the afternoon. so you spend thousands on a private plane but cut corners with the beer that has a lower alcohol content then kat's bloodstream. the beer must be the only thing they paid out of right? were on the taxpayers' dime they would be slashing for soul like they just won the stanley cup. but they look happy and mask lists. why not, mass or for kids in 10t them. this has been done back in may when they ran away to stop them from voting on the earlier bill. these boats that -- in fact, here's the only occupation where not doing it is considered part of the job. it's like being a fact-checker for cnn worry hairstylist for

brian. doesn't matter. none of this does. here's why. if the republicans came out for hugs, the dems would be anti-hug. but if the g.o.p. were anti-hug, the dems would come at you like kevin spacey at a boy scout sleepover. i don't even know what that means. >> i do. >> greg: okay. the entire democrat platform is based on staking out positions defined by their hatred for red states and red hats. and it has forced them to take certain positions than gumby studying the karma sutra. remember, the defund the police movement occurred because trump was pro-law enforcement. and look at anything the republicans are naturally four. school choice, law and order, american interests and general, and you will find democrats forming a spiteful opposition. it's like a chess game where your opponent is a robot that punches you in the face after each one of your moves. so why are you playing at all? it's not politics, it's pointed

antagonism that then become cemented as real. so they really start believing socialism is preferable to capitalism. that ids are impossible to get and therefore races. the cops are necessary paid that we need to teach kids that white folks are inherently racist while they buy 50 homes, send their kids to private schools, and dine in expensive restaurants without mass or shame. all these ideas sprout from one reflex: cannot be associated with the likes of you. the democrats are now just a i hate you party. they don't feel that way about an actual adversaries begin -- that's you. i wonder what the angry white male thanks. ♪ ♪ >> yeah. and i was going on, everyone was talking about peace and love. nowadays, people who claim to believe those things just want

to demonize people it's as if they take pleasure in it. and somebody ought to write a book and call it "the joy of hate." as if that would ever happen. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: you can still order it on amazon. first "new york times" best seller, but why count? what is the angry black male think about how bad voter i.d. is? ♪ ♪ >> bro, this is my lunchtime. bag of chips. bottle of water.

chocolate chip cookies. why chocolate cranberry? man, this is worse than the potato famine. no, this is worse than the island where the trees got all cut down and everybody had to become cannibals. oh, my god, no, it's not. not even close. not even a little bit. it's not. not. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: imagine if the republicans acted like democrats and rejected any ideas associated with their opposition party. maybe that is the way forward. problem is, the dems don't have any ideas except to hate your

ideas. without us to hate, they have nothing. no ideas, no solutions -- we can even debate them because we are we're just just debating a child screaming i despise you as they side with criminals and authoritarians and neo-racists so i hope they enjoy their flight to d.c. on their private client, but when they return to texas, let's hope someone changed the locks. welcome tonight's guests. jim acosta on his toes by lifting him up by his throat. kayleigh mcenany. comedy club crowds flocked to him to get there parking validated. comedian, joe machi. -- fox news contributor, kat timpf. and he is banned from entering low tunnels. my massive sidekick, fox

stations tyrus kayleigh, it seems like every time there is a republican or a shoe it is the worst thing ever. so it's like they have -- the media and the democrats have this weird amnesia. they forgets that just months ago, something was worse than what was worse than worse than watergate now it's worse than the civil war. now it is worse than 9/11. they are running out of things to be worse then. >> joe does sing like he has amnesia so that's a start. one thing is worse than the other, and they moved to the next. and what is baffling to me, the liberal fact-checkers, they never backcheck the liberals. and when they do, we should pay extra scrutiny to that. you get "the washington post" who give joe biden for pinocchio's for saying that george's voting laws are jim crow on steroids. and set backpedaling, he says is not jim crow, worse than the civil war. how is that logical? and where's the scene in fact-checker? apparently they haven't done in july. come on now. >> greg: with they are missing

in his fact-checking might be worse than watergate. or a carl bernstein here, we should do that. we should do fact-checking of all -- no, joe, this is not worse than the civil war. here is why. half a million people died. killing each other over slavery. prized by the democrats. so joe, you weren't around for the civil war. speak of that's true, but you could argue that the civil war was good because it ended slavery. so it's kind of a trick question you are trying to trap me. >> greg: it's true! everything is worse than the civil war. if everything is worse than the civil war by your perspective. >> slavery was bad, so we had to have the civil war and that's

unfortunate. >> you sure about that joke? he did not seem very confident. >> tyrus, i have not waffled. i have been antislavery my entire life. >> all right. >> i was asked lab. a reporter actually asked that question. >> i also think that democrats are asthmatic coming up comparisons as they are phony obstacles why you can't vote. one day it is you can't go photocopies something if you live in arkansas, and the next day it's as bad as the civil war. and i would also like to address that the jacket issue. i got a lot of heat from my last jackie and i think this one looks pretty cool. [applause] >> greg: what is the brand? >> i don't know. >> greg: again, i'm not sure --

i don't know, tyrus. what you think of the jacket? >> i think it goes good with the motorcycle and gloves and a taller dude. but other than that, it's phenomenal. no, i love joe. your monologue, you had some zingers today. wow. makes a lot of sense to me about the racist clan thing. explains a lot of things i'm hearing at the beach. trying to swim in my kids and they are like -- we need to get like a muppet or something made of the racist clam and have a segment where he comes on. >> greg: clue clocks clam >> it's cool because it came from him. that's the time when someone will come forward and he does not know what he is saying so just give them a break. because he is getting more angry old white dude as the saying goes on, so we're going to to start seeing some really cool [bleep] coming out of president biden's mouth that we

are going to be like that was racist. >> greg: he was talking to -- those a couple years ago talking to a predominantly black audience. he was telling them that if they elected mitt romney, that was about, i think. that they would go back into chance. >> look at the little nervous white guy trying to clean up. i don't give a damn who he was talking to. this is how nervous white america is. he is terrified. joe biden said you would be back in chains. i just want you to know that the only reason why play that is because the audience -- i was not there. i did not condone it. i swear to god. relax. you guys are paranoid. his jacket is fully zipped up. he is uncomfortable. he is trying to conceal his whiteness by off brown colors. he can't. and you're trying to pass the buck to other old white guys. i'm living in sarcastic brother

have been. please, continue. >> greg: how are you doing there, kat. >> i am all right. i am on steroids i actually -- i have a horrible sinus issue that i have surgery in a few weeks and the stories. i don't feel any better. i still feel terrible, but now that i'm on steroids, i feel terrible but it's like so what's! lie, that's how i feel. and it's kind of nice. kind of exciting. >> greg: why don't you start -- do five sets of curls every morning and i went to see giant muscles. >> i'm going to start at least doing for sit-ups a day. i'm going to do for sit-ups a day. i should have a six-pack and in time for surgery. you want to have a six pack for don't you? totally. bike riders like this. i get why. i could write a bike. did you ask me a question? >> greg: you know it, we are out of time.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: when the cops are gone, the guns are drawn. apparently the wind in the wind and city now comes from flying bullets. of the beacon in chicago, 11 people were murdered and 44 people shot. some even say for jeffy smolen to go to subway as the police department they are grapples with an unprecedented number of retirements, gang members out number the cubs 10-1. no one is trying to defend the

gangs. in new york, major gang were in the bronx left three teenagers dead. said one can't come everybody is walking around with a gun because they are more afraid of getting shot than getting arrested. sweating, firearms hairs are on a record pace. last year, over 8 million were first-time buyers. as we learn, many of them were previously anti-gun. now they are pro not getting shot. what a bunch of extremists. but it is a trade-off. they are less vulnerable to gun crime but more vulnerable to celebrity insults. to the left is now buying guns too in the common theme is that people bought guns because they feel unsafe. so here's the irony. the rabbit -- all it all but guarantees the death of gun control. you handicap cops and he would embolden criminals by letting them out after filing crimes, what did you expect? the public went shopping for a future at the gun store. the nra -- thanks, guys.

but if all of this continues, imagine what they replace the police with. >> i got a call or on the line. to someone is breaking into her house. should i had that way? >> actually, our budget doesn't cover house calls. them to send her at the station. office hours are at noon to 2:00 p.m. >> he has a gun. >> sorry, they took that from us too. best thing -- yeah i can yell. here we go. oh, also, we need you to vend os on gas money. >> coming car 18 paid we have report have someone at the store stealing merchandise. >> this is car 18. i'm sorry, we are not in a good place financially to help out. >> you are not in a good place? the stores being robbed. >> we are not even in a car right now. have you tried calling a social

worker? >> please remain on the line so i can disconnect you. >> sounds good, thanks. >> all units, all units, we have a report of a missing child. the mother just called us. >> dispatch, i noticed i was a collect call. we are in for that. that's going to be an issue. >> i didn't know what to tell her. >> she could try using a landline. that would save us on monday. >> about the child. can you search for him? >> the only search we have the budget for his google and even that is getting expensive. maybe we can try being. being. >> greg: you didn't get to respond in the first block, why don't you -- crime becoming such a major issue. >> i think i said a lot in the first block, first of all. but look, a lot of people disagree with how biden's

handling crime but i think the most important thing is that the facts disagree with how biden is handling crime. he wants to make this a gun-control thing, but the fact is that up until very, very recently, violent crime has fallen even as gun ownership has risen. and that thing that changed recently is the fact that it is violent and dangerous out there. it is not the other way around. his policies are just as down. like the ghost gun thing. california already tried that in 2018. and the atf was like yeah, almost half of our cases -- it's almost is if they are bandit doesn't solve it. there is so much evidence showed that this approach does nothing which means he doesn't care. at just about the agenda. >> and you know what i like about this story, joe, is the irony that the left got what they wanted noah came with that is the death of gun control because they created dangerous environments. they demoralize the police. so all you have left are private

citizens turning to private security and to the second amendment. who could have seen that coming? and joe, and your jacket -- >> nothing was well-thought-out. even the violence interrupter sounds like a euphemism for someone who got between the gang member and the person they intended to shoot. i got guns about the gang members are complaining there are too many rival gang members out of jail. you can't walk to times square because there are so much gang violence now, which i assume are gangs who are on vacation from other cities. why would local gang members -- this is all chain restaurants. that's what i'm trying to say.

[laughter] >> greg: i am just imagining gang members complaining to the police about they have to arrest these other guys. >> and then going to the olive garden. >> greg: bottomless breadsticks. kayleigh, one poll says that 38% of people approve how biden is handling crime. he is in trouble. i don't even care if it affects him politically, but they care. >> day care. that's why he is talking about this because he would never want to talk about it. i think republicans need to hire the greg gutfeld show because that skid is eerily similar -- that skit is very similar -- i am was called a skit. that added that for me was the reason that why republicans did so well. you remember grandma? an intruder breaking in and grandma sitting there. the phone rings, they call the police, they say sorry we are not open. leave a message. exactly like the ad.

so it has become a reality, so much so that your skit represents the ads. you will see an ad that looks like a lot like that in 2022 and republicans will prevail because of it. [applause] >> greg: i've asked you this before, tyrus. how many guns do you have? >> 17. what's? i live in louisiana. i'm ready. it's funny, though, when you are on your podium from the safety of your secured neighborhood you can talk about we don't need the police, we need to get rid of guns. and then who got robbed? johnson got robbed question among pets to go houses down. where were the police? they took 7 minutes to get there? what to do something. quick, let's get guns. they thought they were buying guns. they are buying like ak-47s. they want all the high-tech. they want everything because they are in danger.

welcome to boots on the ground. you sanctimonious sons of benches. now it's a problem. now they hated. california had a great idea. we will just raise it so you have to steal $926 worth of stuff before it's a felony. that's going to work. it's amazing they come up with these ideas to get rid of police officers and all the stuff until it affects them and now they are like what we do? i republicans fault. no, check the tapes. we were always law and order all along. they are looking to blame someone because they needed now. it's in their doorstep. >> greg: the things that they come out against is because of what the republicans or conservatives or trump supporter's or four. so they went for the defined police stuff because we can't be seen on the same side as those evil people. speaking of evil people, up next, brian blows hot air on a

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in-flight snack service. he knows billionaires took private jets to silicon valley when bill gates was giving a speech at climate change. could be the proverbial party pooper, the fly in the ointment, heard in the punch bowl. you get the idea. meanwhile, the media is how depending -- he says he whispers to make a point at senior. >> i think it's time to give ordinary people a tax break. >> they said that people are ready for relief. i got them $1.9 trillion of relief so far. they're going to be getting checks in the mail that are consequential. i wrote the bill. on the environment. why would i not before it? >> greg: i'm pretty sure that guy tried to get --

apparently the whispering allows him to connect with voters much like sniffing hair allows him to connect with his perverse to direct desire to stay fair. maybe they aren't ejected when it comes to it. take lauren wolf who now admits she is a biased journalist. she is a wolf and wolf's clothing. surprisingly, they fired her in january after this tweet gushing that biden gave her the chills. but it's like a blink and used to say, you can post some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time. but you can always trick a dog to lick peanut butter off your nuts. you know it's, abe lincoln never said that. i should be reading these scripts before i get here. tyrus -- >> i didn't write that. >> i didn't write that one. >> greg: i don't know who wrote that, but post-show meeting, there is a post-show meeting after this show. >> she is on steroids.

>> i didn't write that. >> greg: i have a theory to help her lose weight. he defines all his possessions by the people he hates. so he comes out against space travel because trump started the space for so he has to be against it. so he should find out people he hates who eats the foods that he likes so let's say heat -- gelato is his favorite dessert up and then he finds out tucker carlson likes gelato. he has to be against gelato. he loves funnel cake. then he finds out that hannity has a funnel cake garden. i'm all about helping people. >> you are. >> you are a saint. >> really good job. you thought of it all by yourself, didn't you? so in the meetings, we need to bring that out. listen, i feel for them because they did really well just

talking about president trump's tweet. they made books, they got on tv, they got promotions. and then he went away. and what to we got now? you are left with your talents. so what do you do? we see it all the time with old rock bands. they have that one heads and then they keep coming back and we are like know that song sucks. that's not it. so now they are down to i'm going to go after billionaires in outer space. i think you have it covered. he is paying for the gas, he is paying for the rockets. he can do it. to the point with the guys like we are not the only one using rocket fuel which is in the same as -- you know what? to say it. president trump, we miss you, if you can come on the show and give me a couple of things, you can it's only. how about a note. they miss him so bad. they should both have a book

like "the long missing engagement on president trump" and just hours of how they cry and look in the mirror of i was famous, i could have been somebody, i was a get tender. stupid twitter took away my president. >> trump made the lazy. this climate change argument is the laziest argument you could possibly make because you can make it about anything. you can say brian, with the climate crisis, is it ethical to use all that carbon to keep cnn running's you can make or show that 14 people watch? you can do that too. i don't believe that, but if he wants to play, we can all play. >> greg: think about the flatulence and all the methane -- >> way worse than the civil war. >> greg: way worse. it's worse than watergate! it's the civil war on steroids, watergate, 9/11. i covered everything.

>> pearl harbor. factory fire. >> greg: is this as good as "out number." >> we have had more than 100 -- you would you want to stop the space race for climate range? he is an idiot. have to stop having kids because of climate change. they are trying to defend him, citing communications, saying its "infamous." wrong word to defend this. >> you don't whisper into a microphone. that's not whispering. it's creepy. >> greg: it's creepy. joe, last word to you, thoughts? >> i think brian invented astronaut shaming and i was about to be a billionaire with my own spaceship and i don't want to. thanks >> thanks a lot, brian. >> he sounds like pain from

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recent mishaps like ships crashing into each other. 94 of the current and retired officers saying current problems are related to broader cultural or leadership issues pay the remaining 6% on leave getting hammered at a tiki bar. they also had a fight war and micromanagement that doesn't allow captains to leave and i know missed a culture that washes out risk-taking leaders. so the downside is we are all going to die. the upside, we all know the right pronouns for the death certificates. what do you make of the story? >> when taylor was saying i'm trying to navigate my ship and this is admiral breathing down my neck and i can't get them out of my head. i want you focused on the dash at least you have that diversity training. thank the lord. >> greg: that's a wild bunch. i'd like to navigate between them. i don't even know what i'm saying. what you think? >> i mean, this worries me. that the navy isn't prepared,

but also worries me that one of the problems they have is top ten leadership. that is not doing the right job. we have the same problem. what about china, sending missiles or chips with. i'm also worried they won't send masts our way. we can't make masks. we can't make ppe, we need to rebuild the supply line and i have captain -- they know where the missiles are? wow >> greg: do i micromanage too much? >> no, you don't. you manage perfectly correct delete with no a rare. >> greg: i am a small manager but i -- whatever your thoughts? >> greg: max because there are so many jobs where being risk adverse is good. you want to risk adverse school bus driver. a surgeon. but if you sign up for a job where they tell you straight up you will maybe die doing this, i feel like you go in not being

risk averse. so they are ruining that ten people. and that is a very bad thing for the military. but if you want to be less risk-averse, steroids are great. >> greg: tyrus, virtue signaling is now a priority over defending the country. >> i'm going to nary a time do i ever want to hear about a polite marine to make sure he equally shot each man and woman that was terrorist that weight they would note that he was leaning toward all you shot the guy four times with a woman only once. you don't think she is good enough? sorry, if that is the america, that's not going -- i'm okay with the guys who defend this country being monsters. now that you are back in civilized society again, do nothing, say nothing, stay in your home, and to make eye contact with any white people because they are bad. >> greg: up next, something so depraved that we will take it to our grave.

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it's not taylor swift. >> greg: i bet. i hired her once. she put my suit together in 10 minutes. >> you had a going and then -- >> greg: one swift taylor. >> not everybody in the story, they are not saying the same thing. people who are hiding secrets to make the relationships easier and people are hiding them because they don't want the cops to find out, they are doing different things. and number seven on this list was bank and credit card statements. that's not keeping a secret. you are not supposed to tweet that out. that's called not to be. >> greg: i think the good thing about secrets, tyrus, is that it is mutually assured destruction. you can and cancel culture if we all knew we were all filthy awful beings. >> i think we do, except the people on twitter. i think everyone else kind of gets it.

where i am nuts, you just get rid of the victims and the witnesses said periods that we don't don't have to worry about it. you know what i'm saying? hence i know where the bodies have been because i buried them. i have one rule. did you see that too? come with me. so i sleep well at night. >> greg: i assure you, american public, he is making all of that. op. >> i have a lovely -- >> greg: i have some suits i would like to tell you. just come down the alley. turn right. kayleigh, i know in your private time, you are a disgusting human being. >> i was looking at these 25 secrets. number four, snacking habits. grab a grilled cheese, take a bite. number five, how much do you shower? to go to an all girl catholic school. didn't know a shower. always matching socks.

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