mandatory at grounded venues in september legendary singer and guitarist extraordinaire eric clapton said i wish to say i will not perform on any stage where there is a discriminated audience presence. that's what being a real rebel in today's society is. kudos mr. clapton. gutfeld next >> yes, it does require voter id. the american people want that. and i say gently, to my democratic friends from texas, if you don't, if you don't see the need for that, then there are one or two circumstances here. either you're so dumb you lose your place during sex, or you want to cheat >> greg: when i lose my place during sex, i just refresh the

browser window. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: i was just kidding. okay? wild crime spreads like a virus on a plane full of democrats. at least we know true justice is being done. a florida man has been sentenced to eight months in jail for breaching the senate chamber on january 6th carrying a trump flag. the only surprise, he didn't get life without parole. now, we're not liberal so we get it. you do the crime, you do the time. got that from beretta. for anybody watching who's younger than 75, beretta, he had a parrot. no? doesn't ring a bell? but you can still question the penalty. and, you know, if you were blm, it would be a okay. but it's obvious that they overdid the sentencing. in fact, they even admit it as

one assistant u.s. attorney said, it will send a loud and clear message so there won't be a next time. but you've got to worry when you become a message. because then you're screwed. it's a threat like finding a horse's head in your bed or a book signed by andrew cuomo. sentencing should only be for the crime, and not for a greater message, especially a message so manufactured. you heard it yourself. the breach was the worst thing since the behindburg, the jfk assassination and synchronized swimming all rolled into one. >> i believe that january 6th was, in effect, a second kind of civil war. >> the worst attack on our democracy since the civil war. >>the worst attack on our democracy since the civil war. >> the most serious threat to our democracy since the civil war. >> it is the worst assault than the civil war. >> january 6th was worse than 9/11 because it's continued to rip our country apart. >> the assault on free elections

is such a threat. we're facing the most significant threat of our democracy since the civil war. >> greg: wow, it's like they're all working from the same script. talk about sending a message. and, man, they are on message. the media, the democrats, and even the judges. but why send a message about this and not other things killing people. not talking about climate change or misendering your friend danny. hundreds of people arrested in riots last year all had their charges dismissed and these include people who threw projectiles at cops burned private property assaulted civilians and looting and destruction of businesses. in minneapolis alone you have over a half million dollars in damages, 1500 properties damaged, 150 buildings set on fire, countless police injured. maybe it's hard to prosecute mobs en masse, but imagine in the government had devoted the time and resources to punish these thugs with the same intensity they devoted to hunting down trespassing

grannies who didn't wear masks. stores could be open again in minority neighborhoods. parked cars wouldn't get air conditioned by broken windows. we could get ms-13 down to ms-5 or six. but they didn't. instead they egged on the civilians to narc on each other, turned america into a nation of mafia vets because they hate anything that smells of trump. so ignoring the helpless cries of citizens our government created an artificial danger to keep us divided that america is now at the mercy of a white supremacist movement not a crime wave paralyzing cities across the country. yet we know which is real and which isn't. even the judge who sentenced the capitol hill guy used the same exact words from the media. judge randolph notes told the guy although you were only one member of a larger mob you participated in a larger event that threatened the capitol and democracy itself. you can say that about the crime wave but they won't. but that sentiment about

january 6th had already been put into play over and over by the media, that this day threatened democracy. of course, the capitol reopened and our dear leaders were back pretending to work within hours. meanwhile, countless businesses will never come back since the crime wave began. there are the dead who paid the price for the coward is of liberal leaders. remember david corn? the media won't. good for you judge, you got the misguided nutter tossed into the clink. you saved democracy, not really you just par rotted the media's message which is who cares about the criminal gangs, we got the dumb white protester covered. san francisco locals describing what it's like to run a business now overrun by looters. >> they are literally just taking it from the store. they are taking it, grabbing it and running. >> the bottom window is now boarded up because someone broke into our store one night. >> very common, take anything they can get. >> they casually come in, grab what they need and walk out. >> i ran up to stop them and

they kind of threatened everyone here and then they took what they wanted to and left. >> this has been going on for a year and a half now really bad >> greg: really bad. but i bet they're all really relieved they sentenced the guy from january 6th. all those thieves must have been flakey trump supporters. aoc will tell you those criminals are only stealing bread to feed their families as they funnel the goods through an elaborate fencing networks making millions for as i understand indicates. she has gone quiet on that. the government made a choice not based on justice but fear terrified of the elite activist class they decided to let the mob steal while locking up crack pots in funny hats. the guy didn't hurt anyone or damage property. what is going to tell his cell mate he's in for? loitering. collateral damage for being a trump supporter. the security of a country is now less important than shear political revenge. they want you crushed like the wheels like the wheels on brian

stelter's desk chair. >> dam >> greg: i know. sorry. i wonder what the angry white male has to say. ♪♪ sure is great taking a walk and being at peace with my thoughts. you know, it's so strange that those same politicianings who pushed for locked downs and then encouraged those violent protests that led to the destruction of cities now want to decriminalized shoplifting and property crimes which will hurt small businesses. i mean, i just can't think of any reason for it at all. don't say great reset it will make you seem crazy. >> don't say great reset it will make you seem crazy. did i just say something? ♪ >> greg: he is crazy. but i wonder what the angry black male has to say.

♪♪ >> what it is, what it was, what it shall be. this i tyrus. enough said. what? yes. what happened january 6th? everyone involved that was arrested and was seen on video is being given some stiff sentences. as they should. it was a bad thing. i don't believe in what aboutism and i'm not taking one from the other but i will say this. everyone that broke into a building, burned down a building, stole a bottle of water up to hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages to stores and buildings, should also be given the same stiff penalties. just putting it out there. fair is fair. the law is the law. leave politics out of it.

that's it. ♪ >> greg: so one last quiz. what is a true threat to democracy? citizens breaching the capitol? maybe. or a government enlisting private companies to curb your freedom of speech while turning your neighbors and relatives into a bunch of squealers? or how about that same government pretending a crime wave is merely a distraction from unseen and unnamed white terrorists. i think you already know that answer. the problem is, does it matter? ♪♪ >> let's welcome tonight's guests. she's done more interviews than a hiring manager at wendy's. fox business corespondent, susan li! he's our number one source for names starting with j. retired us marine corps bomb technician and fox news

contributor johnny joey jones. cheerleader lawyer pundit. she's won more hats than fans at the kentucky derby. outnumbered host emily compagno. and his animal tattoos are life size. my side kick on fox nation, tyrus. >> susan welcome to the show, always a pleasure to see you. >> oh, good to see you. >> you're up too early in the morning so i don't see you then. you're at fox business. what kind of message is it when no one gets arrested or charged for looting? >> well, we use double standards in washington. remember when that story broke that nancy pelosi was worth $150 million and that's because she's been buying stock. her hub has been buying stock that has been affected by policy that she makes. now, if that happened on wall street, people would be thrown away, be put in jail probably for the rest of their lives for white corporate crime. but in dc, you know, it seems leak a double standard for others, right?

members of congress, you go in and buy stock whenever you feel like it. >> right, right. so you have a double standard here then in which obviously january 6th these people go to jail, but a slow-rolling crime wave, you can get away with anything. you can go in and shop lift. >> right. my grandpa used to own a convenience store so he was running away from civil war and this was how he made his new life in the new land. and when i was little, i didn't know it at the time, but he was actually being robbed. i was a little kid i didn't know what was happening. he told me to go back into the kitchen. >> i remember that day. >> you were there >> greg: yes, yes, yes. >> my grandpa was here trying to make a new life, right, trying to build a business. and when things are stolen he loses money and hurts him in the end. the individuals are just trying to earn a living gets hurt by shoplifting and crime >> greg: then they leave, hurts the businesses, they close up, the businesses aren't there and the businesses and communities slowly die emily. they slowly die. you were a cheerleader for the

raiders so you're used to defending criminals. >> everyone is innocent until proven guilty >> greg: except for the raiders. >> ughh >> greg: so, anyway, you are a lawyer. why do you think there is this double standard. >> i don't know, but it kills me too just as a human. you don't have to be an attorney to see the injustice here and what's hard for me to swallow as well as a criminal defense attorney is the fact that the prosecutors are failing to do their job. the system exists in a certain way so that it protects both sides. so that, yes, the defendants are protected but so are the victims. there are advocates and representatives of everyone in the system in the court. but here what we're seeing is the complete erosion of that duty on the prosecutorial side. you talk about the slow dying. we watched before our eyes portland burn to the ground essentially over a hundred straight days of riots and looting and fires. and of all the federal crimes

that were referred for prosecution, the da dropped half of them. and of those half, none went to trial and instead the ones that got any type of sentence, it was literally doing community service or, quote, encouraging people to vote. those were for crimes like assaulting a federal officer, burning down a federal building to the tune of $3 million that earlier you mentioned revenge in your intro, and in those riots, i will never forget one of those rioter's science said we don't want biden, we want revenge >> greg: exactly. what's up j cubed? how are you? happy birthday >> happy birthday [cheers and applause] >> yay. >> how about that? i turned old enough to run for president today. >> greg: excellent. >> but i'm not going to do it unless tammy duct worth does. that way i no one can say i used my legs to win and she doesn't get to. okay. i have to do it. >> he likes joking around.

you can laugh. >> that was not a joke. that was not a joke. >> no one here thought it was funny that he crossed his leg and then uncrossed it in a sigh of relief? no one saw that? i thought it was funny. sorry. just putting it out there >> greg: i'm going to throw out a conspiracy theory that i came up with, so it's probably true. how is it possible that all the protests and riots suddenly just went away and nothing was solved? you know what i mean? it was almost like it was a faucet that was turned on and then turned on of. >> i mean, coronavirus. there's a lot of things that get exacerbated and go away, and then maybe come back when it's politically advantageous. here's one, the war in afghanistan, we didn't fight a 20 year war we fought two ten year wars because we had midterms and presidential elections >> greg: good point. >> you said earlier, why does this double standard exist. it's obvious why it exists. it's political intimidation. this is actually what it is.

you cannot, you cannot create an argument to me that that white, dumb, just -- i can't remember >> greg: lego models? the capitol building? >> moselium to corruption. >> i would have got it. >> so you cannot tell me that that is more a symbol of democracy than every town square across the country. >> amen. >> that's what bothers me. here's the things that people that exist in town squares, the people that go around their lives are rule followers, so they're easy to punish. but those who aren't rule followers aren't easy to punish. the message is clear. you can come for them but don't come for us. don't come to capitol hill. go to small towns but don't come for us, the ruling class >> greg: that really pisses me off the way you frame it. i mean it's true. >> real as it gets. >> nailed it >> greg: it pisses the hell out of me. because i know that jjj, triple

j, is right. i don't know what i'm saying, tyrus. you know what? you said it. you made a really good point as the angry black male that consistency is what matters. >> yes, but we're in the midst of a con. i'm piggybacking off what he's saying. we're playing the same game we just changed the rules. now you have people coming out and unfortunately it's people of color who have been elected by masses much different colors saying thingser as bad as they ever were and you condition prove or deny it and if you challenge it we're part of the problem. so you can go ahead and influence people who just want something to burn down. and you're not concerned wind what the reactions of it is, and the more that they do it, the more things you can say. and then at some point, when the jig is up and you've got enough money, because everyone who's speaking about the injustice of this country is making a lot of money off speaker fees and donations to the cause and millions, and eventually it will

be trillions, to make all this money to solve the riddle that they already know the answer to. they're just taking the play book from a time when things were really bad, when there was a jim crow error. when there was a huge difference if a brother walked into the store and he stole a piece of bread to feed his family they would get 20 years, no patrol. now, when a white person does it, walks in and does the same thing, he would have got a, well, he needed food. he needed it for his family. so i respect them for everything the courage to go in and take what's his for his family. we just changed the roles now. now it's white america that's the problem. because they didn't want equality, they want opportunity and advantage. when you have opportunity and advantage you can profit from it and as long as it doesn't happen in their yard where everyone gets crazy sentences, they can eat themselves and then you can profit from it. and that's what we are he a seeing in this country, we just switched roles >> greg: flipped the script. >> and white people unfortunately are being conditioned not to fight back and you guys need to fight back.

and i end with this. i am so sorry your grandfather left the civil war, came to america, low and behold to find out it's worse than a civil war. sorry >> greg: that's a good point. >> that's the woke thing. where you at? >> it's worse. he got here, this is worse than where i left. sorry. sorry you guys had to deal with this >> greg: up next they said screw the civilians while their private security costs millions. ♪♪ u emu & doug ♪ oh! are you using liberty mutual's coverage customizer tool? sorry? well, since you asked. it finds discounts and policy recommendations, so you only pay for what you need. limu, you're an animal! who's got the bird legs now? only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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>> greg: what are these mayors pretending when they cut police spending, yet they slash police budgets but their own protection they decided to budget. this one will business you off, too, according to a new report from forbes magazine, don't miss

this year's swim suit issue, the cover has stewart varny in a thong. mayors and other officials in cities around the country defunded the police while spending millions on security details on themselves. in in their defense it's gotten really dangerous lately. the one thing the in common they're being run into the ground by democratic mayors. a freedom of information act was. in chicago, home of murder, the city spent 3.4 million for 22 officers last year to guard unnamed city officials. baltimore spent 3.6 million for 14 cops to cover the mayor, the state's attorney and the police commissioner. and in fs the city spent 2.6 to protect mayor lon done agreed. so she's protected of course the stores aren't. here's two dudes casually walking out of a tj max in la with arms full of craft. looks like they're boarding a flight. if they got any more relaxed and you would have to carry them as

well. a new law makes less than 900 bucks of stuff a misdemeanor instead of felony. here's the human hair style gavin newsome today on his crumbling state. >> there are some people that say some of the policies championed by democrats like prop 47 and others are making crime worse. what do you say to that. >> the evidence doesn't back it up. last three decades we've actually seen a significant decline of crime in the state. you're seeing crime increase in red states that had no criminal justice reform commensurate with the crime rates we're seeing here in california. >> greg: hmm. something tells me if you stop considering crimes worth pursuing, of course you're going to have a documented decline in crime. because you're not documenting it. the fact is there's more substance in that guy's hair than what's underneath it. >> yes >> greg: emily, do these mayors and leaders deserve security if they deny it for others? >> no.

you guys, in seattle, mayor durkin, she has two details that protect her, a uniformed division and then whatever sort of comes with being a mayor. she has a $7.5 million house. and here's the thing. of that uniformed detail, the regular officers of seattle, the police department in the precinct if one calls out sick they prioritize her detail, they won't take cops away from that. so it leaves the actual precincts and protecting of citizens even more lean than defending does. and my fifth quote because there's no cell service apparently in her neighborhood and no bathroom. so one cop said, you just sit there and stare and think about how [bleep] your life is for four or five hours. end quote. so the resident socialist psycho of the city council led a protest up to the mayors house saying they needed even more communism in the city so then it got real the mayor came out called it a riot and then they

sued each other so it was crazy infighting. so when it comes to their front door is only when the mayors protect. i have to say adam is the guy behind finding all this stuff out and is constantly exposing the government's payments and everything, the payroll and all the numbers, everywhere that our tax dollars go, and that's the level of transparency that we will never under get from that white stone mausoleum or however you said it. >> i felt i just watched an episode of real house wives of seattle. >> yes >> greg: right? i got one chuckle out of that. our audience is on drugs. >> i got a chuckle because she pretty much described my entire bodyguard career. i spent a lot of time looking in the rearview mirror going you are better than this. >> yes. >> you're watching someone else live their life and that's what you're doing. yes, there's a moment where you throw someone down the stairs and yes, there's a moment where you get to beat people up. for the most part, though, it's you staring in a mirror going, i had a plan. >> but the movie, the movie --

>> it's like feeing the marine corps. >> yeah, that's not real. no one sleeps with the bodyguard unless they're really mentally destroyed >> greg: patty hearst. married her bodyguard. >> they all do. not the jobs i got. >> greg: snoop didn't fall in love with you. >> snow, snoop didn't fall in love with me or -- the point of the show is not to call me out. i'm the expert. sniff you need a bodyguard? as far as i'm concerned -- >> you're the only one. >> no one ever fell until love in the bodyguard job except kevin costner and he's kevin [bleep] costner, who wouldn't fall in love with him >> greg: it's true he its gorges. >> and you are all racist for calling me out on obviously my issue of never being loved as a bodyguard. shame on you all. >> greg: joey you said you're going to run for president. this is a great example of why it's great to be a politician. >> you said run.

sorry. >> greg: sorry. you get elected to become immune to the laws you enact. it's falling apart pfrjts i'm running right now. there i am, i'm running, that's all the running i got in me. i missed that question. >> greg: just say what you want to say. get to the c block. >> my second big word, i had a third one now and i forgot it. this goes right back to the previous argument, rules for thee not for me. >> greg: yeah. >> we'll take away your guns, take away your freedom, make you wear a of course ma, take your unin and give it to someone else but don't try to apply the rules to me >> greg: right. >> at the end of the day you get what you asked for. if the new rule is 950 bucks, is a gallon of milk less than 950 bucks in california anymore? that's going to be the end result because everything's going to be priced above this arbitrary threshold that these idiots in california have created. >> shoplifting inflation, it's

going to be a new financial term. >> you're going to think the dod's buying everything. >> they don't need proceed text though. i think theyed should use that money and protect the elderly asian women >> greg: yes >> shannon: did you see >> greg: canal street saturday morning, guy goes in pushes -- guy. >> yeah, the asian mom is probably never going to wake up, mugged in a subway >> greg: at 6:30 in the morning. >> use the $23 million to protect them >> greg: still haven't caught the guy. >> every one of them a pistol. can i say that? second amendment. every one of us has the right to carry a firearm. an armed society is a polite society. i don't want anyone to get shot but if someone does let it be the person who tries to killed an elderly person for no reason >> greg: and the guy's still out there. >> up next, he said he would unite as the left moves further from the right. ♪♪ i had enough! it's not getting in my way.

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♪ >> greg: is president biden doing nothing but dividing? and although he said he would unite, he keeps picking fights. the country's on the skids. so are his ad libs. he's been unifier in chief for the past six months and says the administration is delivering on his promises but his extreme hyperbole has done more to divide than bring the country together. the hill brings out his unscripted remark are starting to haunt him, things like that. >> the last thing is knee anded thaw thinking in the meantime everything is fine. >> 21st century jim crow assault is real. >> facing the most significant test on our democracy since the civil war. not hyperbole. >> what do you do all day? >> the only pandemic we have is among the unvaccinated, and they're killing people >> greg: wow. mean while biden's cnn

sympathizers are already giving him cover six months in saying he can't magically reverse months of poe litsation of the freud the republicans and the democratic rantings of trump. he's not there anymore. trump's gone. [bleep]. it's not so much a failure to unify us now as it was a lie to begin with. like all progressives, they ride into office on promises of unity and equality, but once in charge, that costume is discarded and it's back to rewarding their side while demonizing the other. a house divided cannot stand and neither can the pres after a third bowl of ice cream. emily, who's really in charge here? >> that terrifies me. i don't know. i used to think it was the vice-president like scheming but i actually think that there's a lot more people in position that are essentially creating his lines for him and we know because coming out of jen

psaki's statements that she said he sometimes said i want to weigh in and this one actually is from me guys, we heard it from his mouth as well. and i have to say in his statements decrying facebook when he was like -- i mean, they shouldn't take it personally but they should use this to essentially combat the misinformation that, yes, is in fact killing people, that does go flatly in with president trump's lawsuit against these digital platforms essentially that they are beholden to/coerce this particular administration which forces them to continue censoring the american people not only with facts but also their public response to it >> greg: a lot of words there susan. >> well, i think wall streets wants -- isn't that what we do? >> greg: yes. >> you speak a lot of words every day. >> thank you susan >> greg: a lot of words. it was a lot of words. it was a compliment. >> well, getting back to republicans want -- i think wall

street would want him to stick to the struck remember he said it wouldn't go with an infrastructure deal -- i'm boring you already >> greg: no, infrastructure is what you're supposed to speak about. >> your 401-ks are important by the way >> greg: you know it. i don't look at my 401-ks by the way. >> because it's too big >> greg: you're not supposed to. i was told never look at it you're not supposed to think about it. >> definitely not day to day but over a year you should. and reallocation >> greg: kind of like when i look at my ab. i check every six months. >> like a watched pot never boils. >> greg: yes, exactly. your 401-k is like the financial version of your abs. >> chiseled >> greg: exactly. i don't even know where we are. i will say this. i thought biden was supposed to be the unifier. that's what he ran on. what happened? where did he go? >> i have to say, you have to give him props though on the infrastructure deal, i love infrastructure, because i care about stock markets, i care about where the economy is

going, so yes we can cross the aisle spending on 5g finally getting our cell phones working, that's great but in earlies the of the everything else there might be need to cross more bridges >> greg: you can't cross the bridge if you don't have infrastructure. see how i brought that together? >> well played, sir >> greg: thank you. >> a lot of words said in here tonight >> greg: yes, it's been a lot of words. >> and her words confuse me and i'm trying not to get aggressive. infrastructure, mausoleum, whatever weird stuff comes out of her mouth. >> hey. >> i'm just -- and you bringing up abs. like my 401-k, my abs are hidden for a reason. i couldn't even imagine what it would be like to go to work every day with this face and abs. like too much, you know what i'm saying? you have to take it to the gun show but it's all beer barrel after that t i'm good with that >> greg: you can't overpower people after that. >> and you can't have it all i'm

good with it. >> greg: it's why i decided to remain short. >> i heard that story >> greg: i could have grown. i could have grown but i said, you know what? uh-uh. >> i don't need it all >> greg: i'm going to stay 5'9". >> i don't need it all. that's right. this is a choice >> greg: this is a choice. joey, last word to you. do you have anything to add to this conversation? >> i don't have a clue what in the hell we're talking about. >> infrastructure, civil war, mausoleum, go. >> just real quick, you guys have it all wrong. he was never supposed to unite the country. see, the people who called him the great uniter believe that half the country is beyond repair already, we're nowherables, we're evil, we're terrible, we're not worth the breath we take. he was supposed to unite the bernie brothers with the clinton deep state and for all intents and purposes, he's done it. he united the group of people he was supposed to unite and the rest of us are just supposed to sit back and complain about it on this show >> greg: and he has the woke

activists behind him because as long as you keep feeding the wokeism, they don't see what you're really doing. >> but they're sharpening their wives. the progressives will turn on them. his moderateness, that's why he's yelling and blurting the old white man who wants you off his grass and wants to take a nap but you're playing your gangster rap and that's not if line with the progressives. they're going to split. civil war >> greg: we shall see. we shall see. most sensible thing i said today >> up next the campaign that spent like rocks stars paying for hotels, limos and bars. ock t don't tip the boat over ♪ here we go. ♪ rock the boat don't rock the boat, baby ♪ ♪ rock the boat ♪ see disney's jungle cruise. it's time to rock the boat, america. usaa is made for the safe pilots. see disney's jungle cruise. for mac. who can come to a stop with barely a bobble.

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[relaxed summer themed music playing] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ summer is a state of mind, you can visit anytime. savor your summer with lincoln. >> greg: it seems captain farty sure loves to party. sec records show eric swalwell's campaign spent $1,600 at liquor stores. i love that. 10,000 on limos and 20 k on a luxury hotel where his wife

worked at. it's the disclosure that has critics saying this campaign is off the hook, bro. not known how much of the festivities swalwell par too in between investing phoney conclusion or working with a chinese spy. so let's check in with our party correspondents at swalwell headquarters. guys, tell me what's happening. >> whoa, it's crazy down here, greg. this is the biggest party since panama beach. schumer put your pants back on. aoc, nobody cares right now. you got to get this. get that. greg, greg, i got to run. it's my turn to keg stand. >> greg: johnny, you work for non-profits. is it mostly getting drunk and eating steak? >> no. i wish. i didn't find those non-profits unfortunately. there's few people in politics easier to hate than eric swalwell. he's the left duncan hunter

except he doesn't have the redeeming quality of serving in the military. this is a frat boy who made it into politics, that's okay, i don't hold that against him. but at some point you have to actually be a politician, not just an idiot. maybe not, i don't know. there's a bunch of them >> greg: i think idiot is part of the criteria. tyrus, what do you make of this guy. >> hold on let me get my swalwell >> greg: oh, yeah, the look. >> thank you for asking, greg. i didn't think i was going to win, so we just partied like a rock star. i have to be honest, i probably would do the same thing. i can't be trust wind campaign funds because i would be like, yo, let's go buy a pavement you know how many voters vote for guys like both? i would convince my team i need a boat and jet skis. at least own it, $10,000 on limousines >> greg: he does strike me as a phoney and not a bright one. >> and how dare you say frat.

he wasn't in no frat. >> it's the military in me. >> finance department like we do, i get called in i ordered two pizzas and they say do you really eat two pizzas by yourself? yes, where's the receipts? >> greg: are you kidding me? that's hilarious. >> they pay for your food? >> you can order pizza? >> once in a while. >> we have 401-ks, pizza. i get nothing. >> greg: emily? >> okay. so i looked up his expenditures and apparently he spent $1,150 in seven trips by a liquor store and it was 150 each trip and i was like is that a lot or a little. like is this guy getting a 200 bottle of champagne for himself a night. >> 80 white calls

. >> because he wasn't in a frat. i hope he's tipping 20%. that's my hope. >> seltzer water >> greg: i don't mind the guy partying because it means he does less work. >> we pay his salary. that's the thing. these guys get away with doing this, that's our money >> greg: good point. we have to move on, emily. >> ughh >> greg: according to the polls, wokeness is on a roll >> that i should get used to people staring. so i did. it's okay, you can stare. when you're a two-time gold medalist, it comes with the territory. cranky-pated: a bad mood related to a sluggish gut. miralax is different.

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♪ >> greg: is society broke? if a third of us are woke. one-third of registered voters in a new poll said they consider themselves woke, the wokeest of all the men, 35% that deal with wokeest compared to 30% of women which is weird because i thought gender didn't exist. but are men really more woke than women or is it like bathing or charity work another ploy to improve their dating odds? you can almost see it. >> hey, what's going on? i'm stan. i'm something of an ally of identity politics. i think it's time we end systemic toxicity prejudice in this country and cultural appropriation. we even shop at the same store. can i buy you a drink. >> that's so hetero normtive. you're embarrassing.

>> i know. >> are men pretending to be woke tyrus to get girls? >> yeah, they are. 100%. i can remember in college i was an astronomer. because i liked a girl in astrology. >> greg: astrology. >> yeah, i didn't even bother to research what it was. oh, let's go see the big dipper. oh, i meant the stars, i'm big into stars. >> that's a rest, the big dipper. >> that's a big up line right there >> greg: do you buy this poll? >> no. it's just men overestimating themselves. men that usually apply for jobs they're not qualified for, women don't usually do that >> greg: that's a very good point. of course i'm woke. although i'm some of them thought it meant literally, like, yeah, i'm awake.

>> i've been up since 7:00 >> greg: i've been woke since this morning. joey, you don't need to be woke. >> i don't know how to be woke. i don't even understand it. listen, i think what it is is, you're so afraid of being cancelled that there's this whole subgroup of people, i guess they're getting bigger, they inherently subscribe to it because they feel they have no choice. i never felt so insecure that i made being insecure a personality. that's what this is. you don't have to be masculine and beat your chest like tyrus and myself and guys who go to the gym. >> it helpless. >> you don't have to be that way but don't demonize it, don't attack it, don't say it's wrong. >> greg: yeah. >> the things that are worthwhile are things that make you bleed. go use your hands and build something. that's not being counter woke, that's just being a man. >> greg: there you go. i don't know about you emily, but that sounded delicious.

>> so the things that i thought was funny about that same poll though is 50% of those penal also said that wokeness is dividing the country >> greg: right. >> and totally stoking unrest and everyone's despair and all of that >> greg: i've been pushing that narrative. >> but it has been. and the term woke as co-opted by the progressive left, it just means enlightenment and that comes down from that conned sendings that flows from the democrat party which essentially is like we know more than you, we're more enlightened. but now you're morning woke but if you call yourself that you're the last to notice >> greg: woke has become more negative, like hippies. when you guys were children, what, the early 60s, people called people hippies. i think woke is now the hippies of 2021. that's my theory and i'm afraid we're out of time so i'm right. don't go away, we'll be right back. ♪♪ for deb, living with constipation with belly pain was the same old story for years.

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