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we're there to seek the truth. we're not there to get the truth, not to get trump, t r u, truth. trump. that seems to be what the other side is obsessed with. >> t r -- you spell it with your hands. "gutfeld!" is next. >> just like the other question is logical and i heard you speak about it, i'm not being solicitous but you're always straight up about what you're doing and the question is whether or not we should be in a position where you are -- why can't the, the, the experts say we know that this virus is, in fact, is, is going to be -- or, excuse me. we know why all the drugs approved are not temporarily approved but permanently
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approved. >> greg: you remember when trump had a typo? ♪♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: that is scary. so before we start the monday log, a lot of viewers have been asking about kat timpf. as you know she had minor surgery so she's off this week but i figured i'd check in with her since i'm her boss. so kat, how you doing? >> i will be back on monday. >> greg: so you heard of the self fulfilling proof situate. when you adopt a goal that influences your behavior that causes that goal to become reality. it's like emily compagno wanting to work with the greatest talk
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show host ever and here she is. not for long anyway she's getting on my nerves. but if you think you're never going to go anywhere in life, you won't. you look at others at achieving at your expense leaving you behind you will be left behind. louisiana if you believe you can achieve greatness, getting a job at cnn, it will happen. but if you focus on division you will remain divided t power of positive and negative thinking are two sides of the same coin and you control the flip. it wasn't always like that, especially for blacks. the scale was weighted against them. but unless you're asian trying to get into harvard, discrimination is illegal. the democrat leg situate of jim crow are gone except the allegations it isn't t scale isn't just weighted against minorities but the scale is permanently broken which is just not through unless stelter used it recently. all that's left is dorest
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hyperbole which they call jim crow on crack. i call this the media fulfilling proof's. what in the media reinforces daily until it's true to those who consume it. i don't think i even know what if in the sentence it's the what is. and it's the only way cnn can get a story right to create it and hammer it daily until it becomes real. gallop has a new poll on race relations and reveals the number of people think things are good hit a new low for two year straight. 57% sea it's very bad. gallop was done around the time derek chauvin was sentenced which is like taking a pole do you think it will rain today yes or no in the middle of the tsunami. it turned bad between 20 13 and 2015 during high profile killings of unarmed black people by police officers, they were high profile but a better term would be narrative fitting.
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no cases those cases upset blacken white americans alike. there's more agreement about that than our own hatred for andrew cuomo. but the media has distorted our reality. go outside and observe the interactions between fellow earthlings in commerce, work, conversation, at the gym, steam room where i do my nude pilates. life just rolls on. why? because we all want the same thing. netflix, pizza and clean underwear. no matter the color we want to enjoy our lives, safe and secure enjoy a good game, eat a hotdog, stand in line in ace hardware in our bright pink leggins. we all want effective law enforcement, but with as little abuse as possible. compare that to the cnn lens on american life, an discontinue toian nightmare of oh petition. nightly this elite activist class pitts white against black without considering the consequences. this narrative that america's
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racist gets crushed nightly by news footage of thousands of black and brown people pouring over the border. if this country's racist about black and brown, you might want to tell them before they come. i bet john yoo reed's already on the case. and the cuban protesters must be totally confused to see american media on their country, the country that ended slavery, jim crow and instituted affirmative action on behalf of blacks. but, still. >> the fact that you see ever where you look in black and white. >> the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized to the right. >> at the core of these voter suppression laws in my judgment at the state level is white supremacy, simple as that. >> we are reaching the point where the white supremacist jim crow sense ability are devouring the very energies and souls of democratic possibility. >> yeah, that made sense. the obvious point, racism exists
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just check a coke employee training session. but it's harder to find these race efforts today. you want to ruin your life? be a racist. the left con strives racism today expecting kids to learn mass as white supremacy, gee soling is racist, comedy is racist, the only thing that's not racist is racist against white people that's why so many hate crime turn out to be hoaxes. there's such a shortage we have to con cock them to meet the media's command. i'm thinking about starting a company that stages hate crimes. i have a call in to smollett's people. things could always get better because things are always worse. somebody should tell cnn who still thinks it's 1955. it's ironic people who call themselves progressive are stuck in the past. about you to deny it's gotten better is not only dishonest it's harmful. munch us whatten by proxy the media tells us we're deceased with chronic racism which it
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isn't until it really is. what does the angry white male think? ♪♪ are things better or worse? i can't complain. good food, good wine, nice weather. oh, you said in terms of race relations, right? yeah, i don't mind discussing that subject. why don't i just have a sip of wine first. ♪ >> greg: probably a wise move. but what does the angry black male think? ♪♪ >> hey, what's going on everybody, jean here filling in for tyrus who will be back real
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soon. everything between me and him is super groovy couldn't be better. if you have any questions hit me up, okay? >> hey, gene, thank you so much man. >> you got it man. >> traffic was a mess. >> no problem. can i get you something to drink. >> no, i'm good. >> you sure. >> positive. >> okay, one more hug? come here. >> you know what? all right. >> yeah. good to see you pal. >> all right, thank you, gene. what a nice guy. what? ♪♪ >> greg: what if leg situate media wasn't part of the legacy. what if news wasn't for the purpose of profit? yeah and men can have babies. we're in an era where social media props up a desperate dying press so it's become less profitable to doyle down strife. we must be at each other's throat because the angrier we are at each other the less likely we can unite against them. racial discourse protects those
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in power who keep the pot of heat simmering, while they hide in their snow white snubbeds behind 25 foot iron gates. period >> welcome tonight's guest. he gives new meaning to the word florida man, former florida congressman trey radel! she knows more about security than a baltimore arm ordinary car driver, former state department spokeswoman morgan ortagus! if she's on our panel one more day, she gets a free ice cream sunday. outnumbered cohost emily compagno! and he's so massive, his seesaw partner went missing. tyrus! >> you know we're out of time but we have to go to the b blocks. tyrus. >> i figured that. you are not a racist but you dam
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sure are a sizeist. see saw, equateers, my built, i take baths in the atlantic ocean. i get it. you're mad. i'm big. you're small. let's move on. >> greg: i can't. >> what's your question, white man? >> greg: all right: when you look at -- how -- >> look me in the eye when you talk to me white man. let's get this over with. >> greg: how big is the gulf between the media perception and reality of race relations. >> how deep? how vast. >> how vast? >> greg: yeah. >> see what he did there? he made it about size again. well, in this situation, if i was going to -- since we're going on size. >> greg: yes. >> i would say it's gutfeld like, not tyrus like >> greg: so it's small. >> it's small. the whole point of the angry black man was to point out how
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it really is. >> greg: uh-huh. >> now, the twitter world and the woke world wants to make it seem like we're at each other's throat, but we're not. race relations on twitter are horrible because it's fantasy world and you can be anything you want. you don't even have to be yourself, put a picture of a cat on there and say that's you. i get it. good. but that narrative is not really how it is, because we just don't see the violence. there's no attack. i live in man derville louisiana, not by choice i ended up there. i'm a regular guy. when i go shopping in the store and stuff people come up to me. a lot of older white women. at first i was like, whoa, what? i didn't do nothing, i didn't take nothing, what do you want. to talk to me and say hello and they're like you know what tyrus you need a hug today. apparently i do. and now one of them does that, jungle fever, check, bucket
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list. i'm part of their community and they care about me and i know their names and stuff. that is what america's really about. but, unfortunately, no one's going to buy that movie. >> yeah. >> seeing me quietly walk through a supermarket and various people of sizes shapes and colors and ages think, hello, hello, oh you're getting the pickles, go with this, did you see what was on sale today? hey john. that's boring. what they really want when i walk in, lights get brighter, price check on negro walking in the store, he's walking towards the butcher, watch him, watch him. oh, no, he's going towards the watermelon, oh, god. that's not how it is. it's sexy, we'd probably watch that because we're sick. but we're okay. we're okay. >> i would agree with you except wiz what emily wore tonight. >> the blue shoes? >> no. you do not see? she's wearing nothing but white. >> she has on blue. >> thank you. >> emily's darker than me.
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i thought she was on my team. >> there you go. he will with, i feel the same way that you do, tyrus, and i felt that in this article coming out as well that it's reflected on the fact that so much of people's wokeism and advocacy it's really just performative that's the whole point. so i saw in there that there was a surge of optimism knowledge black americans about a year ago when they felt that for those two had experienced racial inequality or thought they had that people were starting to wake up and they were starting to have a voice be amplified and then it started to dwindle and now it's next to nothing and i think the whole point is they saw everyone is like okay if we get the pronounce right if i hang this sign in my yard, if i say this, if i put a black square on instagram then we're cool, right? right? so i think the whole point is they're recognizing those were actually par taking in the conversation at this loud shouting twitter level and they're putting symbols out there and it's all meaningless.
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the actual things that would amplify and lift up communities of color, communities of low income, et cetera, that's things like school choice. that's things like low taxes, right? that's things like lessening regulations in the town and those are the conversations that those woke pent aren't having. >> and that's why you need this race narrative because everything you mentioned is not a liberal idea so they need this. and it brings me to this impossible experiment, trey. you're in media. i'm in media. the impossible experiment would be what if the media shut down for one month. how would the psyche of our nation improve? also, just -- where all you had to just life by is what tyrus said about the supermarket. what would happen? >> it would be a beautiful world. >> yes. >> but before i talk about race relations. >> greg: yeah. >> and i'm just deferring everything to you. yeah, i mean, look, we all love in our eco chambers and when
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you're being told constantly that the world is terrible that racism exists even look a the way certain words have come into the american lexicon in just the last five years, white supremacy, white privilege. and when you're skntly sharing constantly sharing that narrative and hammering people over the head with it that's what you see. the media can't go away from that because -- nor can the politicians. this is about money and power. and with money, it's a business model to sell hate. just like tyrus was saying. nobody's going to buy the nice one, hey, look, we all get along. and as long as they're doing that, they're selling. they're selling the click bait to the eyes that tune into the tv. and with the politicians, it's even worse. it's about money and the way that they fund raise every freaking e-mail you get about race relations are terrible. i'll solve it. to the way that they utilize it to garner votes. >> greg: yeah.
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>> and it's sad because you can't even have conversations these days. look, i speak a few other languages, i've back packed all over latin america, not because i hate brown people but because i love culture. living in different cities in america. but i think what succeeds is that, i, someone who loves to talk about culture, interact with people and learn, i'm not going to be the first to start bringing up race relations with people >> greg: you would be backpacking, that would be culturally appropriating. >> exactly. me speaking spanish is culturally appropriating >> greg: you have to stay in your white lane. >> i have on white cowboy boots, stereo type >> greg: that's a dog whiches toll the airian nation. >> how am i supposed to respond to that. >> i have a white shoe because i like white. i don't like it that much, i changed the color. i'm the only guy not wearing
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white. >> white is not a color, it's a shade. >> this is very educational. but, no, trey, i like what you were saying about talking to each other. it made me think. when i was in middle school i went to a predominately black middle school, a charter school. my parents konta ford to send us to private school and they started these charter schools in florida where i was from to integrate the schools more. and i remember in elementary school and middle school, my grandfather who i spent a lot of time with when i was sick and at home sat my sister and i and explained to us what it used to be like, i remember this as a kid, there was different restrooms, different water fountains, different places at restaurants where white and black people could sit and i remember as a kid not being able to understand it and i kept asking but why, but why. the point is these conversations need to be had in the home amongst friends and neighbors. where it doesn't need to be had
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is on twitter like you were talking about tyrus where people are attacking each other and are nasty. if our country if we can have these conversations in our churches, with you are on family and friends, get outside our comfort zone talk to people in different races, i do think the country can heal and thank god actually most of the country is not on twitter. >> that is true. it's like ten people. yes. i don't know, i just made up that stat. okay, we have to move on. >> up next a legend who keeps strumming his axe for the vaxxed and unvaxxed. ♪♪ it's an important time to save. with priceline, you can get up to 60% off amazing hotels. and when you get a big deal...
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♪ >> greg: the guitarist compared to god won't give vaccine mandates the nod. eric clapton the legendary
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english hits known as car ma chameleon and wake me up before you go go. >> wait >> greg: he won't play any con certifies where proof of vaccines are required to attend. he issued this statement after prime minister boris johnson announced that they will need vaccine passports to enter clubs and venues. wrote clapton i wish to say i will not perform on any stage where there is a discriminated audience presence. unless there is provision made for all people to attend, i reserve the right to cancel the show. and he's getting support from fellow musicians and also writes, they wrote the 90s hit i'm too sexy which as you know is a song based on the life of stewart varney. yeah. that's a joke emily. emily is going to fact check that on wick peed i can't. this week they tweeted eric clapton is the new punk because
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his stance against vaccine passports stands in contrast to american bands like green day and the foo fighters. they've been playing before vaccinated only crowds but honestly no one's missing anything at those shows except basic power cords and the establishment. here's footage from the latest foo fighters concert. ♪♪ >> there goes my hero ♪♪ come on baby now ♪♪ >> i can't believe he was once in nirvana. morgan, it's kind of amazing to see like, you know, eric clapton taking a stance, right? >> i don't know who it is >> greg: you don't know who eric clapton is? >> i had to google it. >> i'm out >> greg: yes. the birds. no he wasn't in the birds, the yard birds. >> yard birds.
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>> i don't know that. >> layla >> greg: cream? >> cream? >> greg: sunshine of my love. >> are these songs? >> greg: what is happening in this room? what is happening. >> he's going to outlive us all. >> i did google him and so i thought, well, if you went to his concerts in the 70s and 80s, you probably don't need the covid vaccine, i think you can survive anything you went through in that concert but just kidding you should get the vaccine >> greg: it is a fair point too that he can turn down these concerts because he's super wealthy. but so could green day and the foo fighters. >> tyrus is going on like nobody breathe let's get through this. i guess i struggle with this, the fact that this is an issue and we're talking about it. when i enroll my kids in school i have to show their vaccine stuff. it shouldn't be that big of a deal. if you're having a concert and it says you can only go if you
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have a vaccine card or whatever, okay, cool. go to the concert you don't have to show one at. i think the idea is, is that, unfortunately, not all of us are pretty good at the onnor system and there's a lot of people saying i'm vaccinated and they're not. >> but america is based on the honor system, dam it. >> hence why we enroll our children we have to show their vaccination charts. i just feel like we're just fighting over everything. >> greg: i agree. >> and it's so like, if you got the vaccine you show the card. if you didn't, you didn't. that's it. move on. >> greg: trey, i assume you know who eric clapton is. >> i know who eric clapton is, too >> greg: he did write the song cocaine. [rim shot] >> i don't know anything about that. how crazy is it an almost 80 year old man is now punk, now a rebel. an 80 year old british dude, by the way. when i look at this, the bigger
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picture, i ask, what the hell happened to liberals of the past? stand up to the man? fight the power. rage against the machine. instead of f you i won't do what you tell me now it's f you you better do what they tell you. and now it's eric clapton >> greg: they're not just too sexy, they're just too rebellious. they were on red eye once. >> i actually don't know who they are. i know the song i'm too sexy but no one's ever heard of them they just heard of the song >> greg: yes. how dare you insult right fred and eric clapton and cocaine. >> they're definitely coming this show >> greg: i invite them to come back on. emily, i'm a hypocrite. i am a hypocrite because i agree with trey that the idea of vaccine passports seems a bit weird, overly compliant. however, if it makes my life easier, if i get a better seat
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at the concert because, you know, i'm vaccinated, i'm all for it. so i'm telling you right now, i am a full on hypocrite. but you knew that. >> totally fine. love you anyway. i think that this makes him a rock star, an awesome rock star. because here's the thing, he is british and 80 and the system is going to check him, meaning that he's coming out and saying i'm only going to play in non-discriminated audiences, will guarantee there's going to be public relations and laws there in the uk that says if you hold a con center x private property people have to be vaccinated to attend. so it checks him. it's not like he's hosting super spreaders everywhere but he's making a stand against the establishment and for once someone stands up for what they believe and whether or not he can afford it he's coming out publicly. same with van morrison. do you know who van morrison is? brown eyed girl. >> oh, yeah, my brown eyed girl
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♪ >> greg: i would hate to have you as a partner on like pub trivia night. >> i'm really good at pub trivia >> greg: but you would drive me crazy, too. i'm sorry. >> that was mean >> greg: but you would probably throw out 400 answers and they would all be somewhat right but may be wrong. >> just not enough. >> my family and i are champions, so never mind i'm not going to be your partner, i will be your partner morgan >> greg: do you know who the beatles are? can you name a beatle song? can you name the members of the beatles? you can't, can you? >> i have mommy brain >> greg: who's the lead singer of the rolling stones. >> the one that goes like that? >> greg: that's gene simmons. this is amazing, i can do this for an hour. >> why are we talking about racism. her lack of music knowledge is offensive. >> can you talk about the opera because i can beat you on that
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trivia. >> she's cultured with her music knowledge. >> whoa, whoa. >> thank you emily. >> and she's 21 and beautiful. >> what does that have to do? >> because we've all been alive since like the 60s. >> no, i haven't >> greg: i'm getting yelled at by to the producers we have to move on. >> i know the one beatles guy married the one lady and she broke them up >> greg: yoko ono? >> yoko ono. >> sounds leak a joe biden answer, one guy who had been with the one woman. >> and then somebody shot him. >> i know sports stars when they're married to a kardashian. >> that's not great knowledge. >> what a barometer >> greg: all right. got to go. we're like ten minutes over. up next they were self riotous bores who come even score.
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physical, their only points were political. us women's soccer team made a statement against the country they think is so evil that they'll represent them internationally by kneeling before their first olympic match against sweden and got crushed 3-zip. the swedes also kneeled because they were assembling an ikea dresser. thank you. meanwhile, the ioc ease news rules allow them to express their views on social media and on the field before play. they also took a knee with their history of discrimination against sea bass. back to americans, we take absolutely no pressure at all in their stunning loss. of course, we are lying. all right. what do you think? >>the ioc made it clear even though it seemed like their law was supporting this, they said you still can't demonstrate on the podium on the field during play disruptive et cetera.
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the olympics are supposed to unite us. >> what do you think trey. >> spoiled children, making capitalism evil, racism and oppressive. they should learn their history. capitalism has given more opportunity to more people on the friggin planet and these spoiled kids need to learn. >> greg: morgan, do you know what soccer is? >> yeah >> greg: care to comment? >> it's called football in europe. >> oh. >> ha ha >> greg: name all the countries in europe. >> that i might actually know. >> greg: you only know facts that matter. >> okay, on a serious note, right now in hong kong, cuba, iran, around the world people are protesting against tyrannical regimes and what do they hold when they protest? the american flag. so when you go and represent america, you are there with athletes who are under oppressive regimes many times and look to the flag as a symbol
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of freedom. remember what real tyranny is like. talk to some of your colleagues. >> good point. tyrus this is why i didn't participate in the olympics this year. >> i support you in that. >> greg: thank you very much. >> you'll have to pole vault in another four years and that's final you'll be ready >> greg: i pole vault people. >> yeah, i saw that. i witnessed it >> greg: quickly. >> emily said know your audience. >> greg: yeah. >> they don't. anywhere here watch? because i didn't. >> no. >> move on >> greg: move on.org. you know what i'm saying? >> yes >> greg: thank you very much. all right, up next do men have an addiction to carbon emissions? ♪♪ i've got moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. now, there's skyrizi. ♪ things are getting clearer. ♪ ♪ i feel free to bare my skin yeah, that's all me. ♪ ♪ nothing and me go hand in hand nothing on my skin, ♪ ♪ that's my new plan. ♪ ♪ nothing is everything. ♪
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industrial journal of ecology read by three people found men create a bigger carbon footprint with their spending choices said one researcher the way they spend is very stereo typical. women spend more money on home decoration, health, and clothes, and men spend more money on fuel for cars, eating out, alcohol, and tobacco. it's almost like there are sex differences betweenenders, which, as you know, is impossible sincenders are fluid. the one caveat we must mention here, the study was done in sweden which, as you know, doesn't exist. meanwhile in america, if you have excess carbon emissions is pushing men to the brink. >> all right, so michael you were telling the group about your carbon emissions. >> doc, i drive my dodge pickup around the block for no reason and i keep my air conditioner going while not at home. i don't want my tvs to get hot. >> that's progress. at least you're not driving the hummer. >> i keep that running all the time, too. >> i see. well, tell me about this
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barbecue. >> well, i only had five guests. i'm not very popular but we grilled up 40 pounds of beef. >> wow. that's -- >> awesome? you're right about that. after the grilling we start the fire just to watch them better than. we were lighting our farts, we didn't care about the emissions. >> i think that's enough for today. >> when are we going to talk about nocturnal emissions? [cheers and applause] >> greg: that's disgusting. so, trey, i love this story because it combines two things the lazy media loves. climate and gender differences. because you can talk about climate forever and you can -- you can apply it to any story. like if you take one variable like geology, you can talk about climate and gender. if you want to talk about style you can talk about climate. it's just like the easiest thing at this point. >> yeah, i think that the real concern here, though, should be a concern for men with small
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carbon footprints. men with small carbon footprint, they have some serious issues, mental issues and, you know, they do things like, they got a chip on their shoulder. they're always trying to tell you what kind of carbon you can have and what you can't do. they buy a yellow corvette get divorced marry a woman half their age or worse run for the united states senate or congress, men with small carbon footprint. and what i'm getting at is liberals have [bleep]. i mean carbon footprints and they try to take that and force their way of living on you >> greg: i hope you covered your ears emily. he said [bleep]. tyrus? >> huh? >> greg: is your carbon footprint bigger or smaller than your wife's? >> i don't know. i had a pretty big carbon footprint, i drive a big truck, and i'm good with it. >> greg: yeah? >> that's it >> greg: that's it?
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morgan? >> yes >> greg: so you know what -- you've been keeping up on climate change? >> that i know about >> greg: planet getting warmer may be caused by men or may be temporary. what are your thoughts on the gender difference? >> i have a feeling we're just going to talk about [bleep] this whole segment so i'm just going to lean right into it. >> i beg your pardon i talked about my carbon footprint in my large truck and i'm not going to apologize for being an american who want to drive a truck, ma'am. >> i like trucks. >> geez. >> he really, really, really wants the female viewers to look at the size of his shoe with that reference. >> they're bright green. i can't hide from it. >> greg: all right. enough of this banter. >> when i read this, the first thing i thought was, of course men do this. the world's richest man just went up in a penis rocket. if that's not a metaphor for
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this whole segment, i don't know what is. >> it was aerodynamic. >> greg: it was interesting, i will give what's her name that. i'm joking emily. morgan, what about your spending habits. >> i definitely am because a large amount of my money goes towards eating out, fuel, and alcohol >> greg: yeah. >> i enjoy that. i enjoy all three things. and i will, i do have to admit maybe because i grew up in a household with only sisters, but i didn't know what nocturnal emissions were. >> greg: that's good. >> and now i know and i'm horrified. >> everybody happy? emily has a huge carbon footprint. we're all good >> greg: the only thing i could take away from this story is the journal of industrial ecology is a completely made up idea. if you actually think about industrial ecology. so i went and i looked for it and tried to figure out what are
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♪ >> greg: this frequent flyer was a cross dressing liar. earlier this week an indonesia man, they do exist morgan. >> what? >> greg: with covid boarded a plane pretending to be his wife emily. we wish we had the after picture. apparently he wore a veil that covered his entire face except his eyes, so at least he was masked up, that's the picture. he was also carrying a phoney id vaccination card and negative covid test all in his wife's name. the jig was up after an eagle eye flight attendant saw him change clothes in the laboratory. kudos to the flight attendant who likes to watch people change in bathrooms. but this reminds us of a dubious company that tried to cash in when the vaccine was hard to come by. >> want the covid vaccine but don't feel like waiting months for it? frustrated grandma will get it
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wife. but if you must, you don't change until you get in the uber. >> right. >> everybody knows that. >> right. >> i would give him an a for effort but an f in execution. he's watched way too many movies where the bad guy gives the plot away before. if he just shuts his mouth and sits in his seat he gets there. >> yes. >> which is a whole other issue with the airlines but i'm not even going there. but focus on him and a little rouge would help. putting that out there >> greg: you're so right about, when you try to get information from tv and movies, i always thought like you could hide behind a plant, right? >> yeah, no >> greg: because in sit-coms, when were you were on, you scheduled two dates like on three's company, jack tripper would always hide behind a potted plant and no one would ever see him. am i the only people who will saw that episode. people on cartoons, somebody hides behind a plant and no one can see them. but it doesn't work in real
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life. >> and you don't have that little sound as you're running with plant in front of you. the only reason he got caught, it wasn't a flight attendant, it was an officer who just happened to see him change in the bathroom otherwise he would have got away scott free. you can hide a lot of things, so the fact that that's how he rolled, this isn't a photo of him. he had a full head covering on. it was brilliant. he could have muzzled a lot more in there than just his wife's identity. >> did you see the picture? >> i saw a picture of it. like i just googled it >> greg: i didn't see the picture. this is like a -- i never like stories where i don't see the picture. >> does everyone have to say do this when they talk about it. did you notice that? >> morgan, you travel a lot. >> i do >> greg: have you ever resorted to this? >> my attire was pretty ugly on the way here so maybe. when you're at the airport you
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normally have to take the mask down so they can look at your whole face and i thought, the poor person checking must have been really worried that maybe they thought he was transitioning and then they thought, oh, my god, if i say something then i'm discreme nateding. i would be afraid if i was looking at -- if i'm discriminating against someone's transitioning. >> this is how you can definitely rob, do you think i'm a man, like you could dress in disguises. i'm thinking about doing that trey just so i can get on fox and friends. >> i think that's hot. i mean who hasn't worn a dress. >> can see me -- you shouldn't really, because it will make you throw up. you get the last word. what do you make of this story. >> these are days when you can identify as a woman and as vaccinated. that's exactly what he was doing and he'll have to wait until eric clapton buys an airline to fly next >> greg: yes. all right. don't move. we'll be right back. ♪♪
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>> greg: where are the times that your dvr so you never miss an episode. our studio audience, "fox news @ night" was shannon bream! i love all of you, america! ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello, welcome to "fox news @ night" i'm shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight another appearance drive by shooting in our nation's capital and the second time in less than a week a chaotic scene of citizens running for safety from gunfire. if two people shod on a well-known busy street lined with popular restaurants in washington earlier this evening. it diners nearby heard the

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