>> we are out of time. ours to talk studio at night. imt 10:00 ♪ ♪ >> hello. we've artie got started today. [laughter] >> my head is exporting! >> it's 5:00 in new york and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ [crosstalk] leap [crosstalk] >> as if it wasn't bad enough these days, now you are lucky to

get out of the airport. spirit airlines leaving the chaos, facing a six day mass cancellation after calling off more than a 1700 flights this week, almost half of the spirit's flights were canceled yesterday. they called up over hundreds more today. the company's ceo making the rounds on morning shows, trying to clean up the mess. >> there will still be cancellations over the next few days, but we can build back to full operations, and then build from the takeaways we get from this last week. up until then, it's heart-wrenching. it's a terrible experience and we are doing our best. >> a major pilot union coming out against the airlines. the system is collapsing on the passenger's eight agents and pilots, and people having their

plans tossed aside are at the end of their rope. >> this line i've never seen this in my life. >> this has been a horrible experience, horrible. take, take, take, nobody's got no money like that! we've been through a hard year! [cheers and applause] we deserve better! we deserve better! [cheers and applause] >> oh, boy. greg it, they are on the verge of a revolt. the ceo, his face on this thing, we're showing up. >> i like that guitar. i called to say "feel-good" story. [laughter] it makes everybody watch this feel good that they are there. it's like that, it's great to watch that happening and you are not part of it. i don't understand how airlines can say that they are taken by surprise. they sell tickets, and they know

it's summer. >> did orville and wilbur take passengers questioning >> i'm sure they tried. [laughter] it be like me showing up to "the five" i'm going "is it 5:00? who are you? how do you prepare for stories?" i understand weather, but this is something else. i will add that flying is necessary. with problems going on in this country, there is crime. you can't avoid that, but you can avoid this: write it out. they need to reboot the airlines. >> turn it on and off. the solution is not to moderate alcohol content.

instead, monitor the drunks, leave the decent folk alone. it's like gun rights. go after the people that break the law, not law-abiding people. cut off the, but leave everybody else alone. >> to that, the faa is putting the pressure on airports. "keep an eye and people drinking, how much they are drinking. put pressure on the concessions." every time i've gotten on the flight recently, the first announcement is "you better not have brought outside alcohol onto this plane." start for nine hours in the airport, that made space might be the only thing you have. >> maybe it be worth it if people weren't liquored up. maybe. [laughter] i think it's a feel-good story as well, but for a different reason. you have airports full of people who are moving on with their lives, traveling, vacationing, living it up, living it down, living it all around. the tsa is screening roughly 2 million people a day now, even more on the weekends.

these are folks -- hey, geraldo -- sitting around demanding that everybody on the airplane is vaccinated. the only people who aren't getting on with their lives are the chattering classes in the liberal government. they are fearmongering, go scream in a trash can. we've got places to go, the rest of us." >> one obama -- >> when i hear former obama administration, stop me. [laughter] the spirit airlines ceo, does he look exactly what you think the spirit airlines ceo looks like? [laughter] the dorm room, the shops. >> no wonder they have problems. >> i went to look at flight costs from lauderdale to chicago o'hare, $65. >> on spirit? >> spirit airlines. any other airline it's 2-3 times that cost. people are looking around, the

pandemic is over, they are looking for a deal. then, everybody books spirit. it overwhelms their system. only in that kind of situation where "we are going to need the pilots and stewardesses to stay an extra hour." "can't do it, got to clock out." they can't work a certain amount each day. they have to switch shifts. imagine fox news breaks, producers are like "sorry, 5:00, got to go." they stay late, but not in not anymore. joe biden doesn't breaking news, but a use it to happen were people would stay late. at that guy out of his dorm room makes a $2.5 million a year, and they got a couple of bills from taxpayers during covid relief, so they've got to start handing out vouchers. when you promise a reservation, you have to fulfill the reservation. at a restaurant, you have a reservation, but they don't have food? that's what happening.

>> overbooking a restaurant by factor of five. >> servers aren't coming in. >> it's like if greg went to an all male strip club and all of the mail strippers weren't there. >> i'm only there as an expert. [laughter] >> he's just showing up for his shift. [laughter] >> i do a lot of volunteer work with underprivileged men. [laughter] >> richard, one of the only times that i've lost it in public was in one of these situations. my husband got from behind me, grabbed me at the waist, and pulled me away from the ticket counter, demanding to be placed on the flight. it's easy to lose it in these situations. >> evil shannon. [laughter] >> it's easy to lose it. i understand where passengers are coming from. to jesse's point, it's easy to get a cheap flight from here to chicago. here lies the problem. if you get a good flight, going to see grandma in chicago, decided you were going to pack

and some brownies, decide you will put those in the overhead compartment, that might cost you between 32-$65. god forbid you forget your ticket. [laughter] >> you pay for everything. >> everything is all a cart on spirit, including the oxygen. [laughter] >> if you want to sit down, it does add up. people need to know that it's not just $65. >> in the interviews he said "we are giving all passengers $50." that might pay her for the carry-on bag told mike that might pay for the carry-on bag or a glass of water. [laughter] >> high on the hog at that point. >> i wasn't aware of what you said. it's interesting. it's all on spirit. they lower the price so much that it suckers everybody in, and then they don't think about it. those people might have paid an extra $100 if they knew, but in this climate, they are first-time flyers may be, most

of them. they don't know the reputation, and they go "wow, this plane ticket is $60." they have no idea, so they get there, they are not educated in travel going "why is this so bad"? its spirit airlines! >> they advertise themselves as a leisure brand airline. [laughter] >> people wound up with a lot of leisure time, the hours in the airport waiting to get out. next up, a head scratching comment, blaming republican's are to blame if your kids don't get to go back to the classroom. ♪ ♪

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blaming the biden administration for kids not being in school. if kids aren't in school, it's because republicans didn't get vaccinated or governors stood in the way of masked mandates that would make it possible. >> richard: this comes as the chicago teachers union has said the delta variant could derail plans to return to in person learning this fall. it's worth pointing out that in chicago, teachers are going door to door in communities where they have low vaccination rates, urging families to get vaccinated so they can make sure their schools are safe. shannon, what is your take? how do we get vaccinated a person in the world where the delta variant is spreading? >> shannon: any time you start blaming people for contracting and illness, there's a lot of shaming that goes along with that. in san francisco, they've got a high vaccination rates, but also have a surge of cases. those are republicans. this is going to get to people for various reasons, including vaccinated people as well. my confusion is with the teachers union. they demanded to be at the front of the line for vaccinations, which we thought "that's a good idea, get the back with kids along with first responders and

health care workers." now, teachers unions are coming out and saying "you can't mandate that teachers have to get vaccinated to go back." [laughs] there are plenty of people, if you are looking to find reasons why we may not get back to the classroom. >> richard: greg? >> greg: "i want to put a pin in the idea." that's my impression of her. [laughter] every culprit in every segment is a republican. she is this angry teenager getting back at her parents by dating a drug dealer. in this case, it's being the town mascot for left wing masters at msnbc. i know this will happen in my lifetime. this is a great opportunity to remake education. the teachers union has made it clear it's not about the kids. it's about them. every republican running for office asked to make school choices their number one

principal. if you solve that, education, you will solve crime and racism. it's bubbling out of that same mess in which we stupidly handed over to unions. this is the most important thing in our country: education. "i don't even like children." we have allowed this to dk, and we are letting lunatics control this. it's time to create the pellet time model, charismatic, highly paid teachers, nationalize it so they can teach at home. if you will be at home doing zoom classes, when i get the best instructors in the world and make them stars? why does it have to be local western mark nationalize it. get rid of this. >> the florida board of education today was having a meeting talking about the masking mandate. you know the policy there. they were told that students and the money can move with them. if parents want to take kids out of schools, money can follow with the kids.

that's for a number of different issues. >> greg: it's spreading. it's an amazing thing. >> richard: dagan, that's an amazing point. what we are seeing in tennessee, the director of health they are talked about how she is afraid that by next week, there will be no more icu beds at the hospital because of the delta variant, and her response is one of the best ways to "slow the spread is go back to school for children, by ensuring kids have masks on. it's a simple thing they can do to stop the spread," in a world where some children can't get vaccinated. if you were 12 and under, you can get vaccinated, so this is a way to control the spread so we don't have kids in icu's. >> dagen: there is no evidence that the delta variant is more severe, period. in europe, they didn't mask kids under the age of 12, and they had the same outcome. they did not have a worse result than the united states. i will quote

"the new york post," and this person for year and half, they've been talking about the damage they've done to our children because of these power-hungry science deniers. notice teachers unions that literally hate our children, horrific, irreparable damage, educationally, develop mentally, emotionally, psychologically. here is what carol said. study after study showed that even on vaccinated children are safer than many vaccinated adults. kids don't spread covid the same way. schools are infection hot spots. kids rarely get sick from covid, and when they do, it's no worse than a cold. instead, these liberal lowlifes in the white house and the education secretary and the like, they are softening the beach for these teachers unions to pull another con job on america. they don't want to get back to work. 60% of teachers in new york city not vaccinated, the likes of

randy weingart -- >> richard: but you want children to go back to school! >> dagen: that's a lie. they have not been in scope for a year and a half if that -- >> richard: she said that yesterday! >> dagen: -- the lives of kids. >> richard: she said that yesterday! >> dagen: let me add one more thing. that dull tool, she's a bigot. if she is blaming unvaccinated parents for their children not being in school, what about the two-thirds of unvaccinated black individuals in new york city? as she blaming them for their reason their children are suffering? something to think about. >> richard: jesse? >> jesse: this is like "the republicans defunded the police." so easy to do. let me try that. here's how it works. [laughter] richard, the democrats stormed the capital on january 5th. [laughter] she can't get away with that! we won't let her get away with that. here are the largest school districts in the united states. new york, chicago, los angeles,

and miami. which school district was open all last year, and which school district will be open this year with no masks? miami. it's governed by a republican governor, and it has a republican mayor. all of these other districts are run by democrats. it's republican anti-vectors spreading delta? these are largely minority/majority cities, 3 to 1 democrat. that's the truth. she can't handle it, richard. >> richard: i agree. in l.a. and new york, saying we need more school nurses, librarians, social workers -- >> jesse: we've artie got 100, higher them, 100 billion. >> richard: -- democrats are worrying about the way red wave that could take them out of power and kamala harris could be to blame. >> dagen: i am sorry yelled. ♪ ♪

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not you," which is why she's made it this far. it's not her fault. blaming her is a strategy, or for biden's white house and the democrats wireless -- so you don't focus on the horrible messaging. the red wave is linked to the crime wave and authoritarian wave. those are the two away lives that matter. she's not very good. you know what? you start focusing on her, you are letting all these other idiots off the hook. i will stop there. >> dagen: i was talking but the real province, jesse, satan's trinity. high cost, inflation, covid. kamala harris has nothing to do with that. that is biden alone and his cronies. >> jesse: smartest thing biden did was make kamala those are of the board room, and now we are talking about kamala instead of joe. that was the strategy. she's a wounded animal because the border is in crisis. all of the top women in the

democratic party went over to this ;-) soiree in georgetown and leaked it. they linked that this was a crisis. they characterized themselves as this big group of powerful operatives that are going to save kamala harris from the sexist media. it's also a warning shot to the media, you know how she solves the problem customer do a good job on the border. >> dagen: with a let kamala harris go to the border? she was nearby. [laughter] >> richard: a couple of things here. boone, i've i've worked a crisis before. you have daily meetings. [laughter] number two, i look at the attendee list. i know most of those people. some are former colleagues in result. we were serving sandwiches.

[laughter] one of the topics of conversation, the conversation is how they can support the vice president. almost 1 million jobs added, the lowest unemployment rate we have seen since the beginning of the pandemic. america's coming back. >> greg: get rid of the landlord's problem >> richard: i think beyond that, the weekend will also see boating activity in the senate. this is almost after five years on infrastructure. we need new airports and roads. more progress the present came to washington, him and kamala harris came to washington. they said they would try to bring democrats and republicans together. they will get it done this weekend. >> greg: well done, richard! [laughter] [laughter] >> dagen: keep talking about the economy being on fire.

then the moratorium. >> richard: $1 billion is nothing to sneeze at. >> shannon: student loans as well. >> dagen: another $5.5 trillion they want to spend. quickly coming to jesse's point, you've heard the messaging on "the view comical schools what's where joey behar said "let's see why they are going after kamala harris, she is a woman and black, i almost forgot." that's a warning to any democrats who threaten her or try to challenge her. >> shannon: i talked about this memo last week. we literally got this memo from a number of women's groups before the election that said "if you go after her, it will be considered sexism and racism." it was a literal memo. this is so bizarre. they are telling us in advance that if you criticize her, this is what it's going to be attribute it to. we know that the off year midterm elections for the party in power in the white house is

usually not good. they are looking at a tough year next year. npr said "this is what republicans will be focusing on, the economy and crime. they will have plenty to talk about." >> greg: you listen to npr? >> shannon: i was reading an article. [laughter] there are also others out there causing trouble for them, the possible red wave, like congresswoman cori bush. that's a headache for democrats to say "we don't need to defund the police." she said "yes, i mean defunded the police cured" they've got a lot to worry about. >> dagen: kamala harris can have an easy weekend. straight ahead, a ridiculous number of average americans think they could compete in the olympics. next in "the fastest." ♪ ♪ [sfx: radio being tuned] welcome to allstate. ♪ [band plays] ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: welcome back. time for "the fastest." [laughter] america has been dominating the own pits all summer, but that may have given the u.s. and ego. a new poll finds 40% of americans think they could be compete in the olympic games. [laughter] that's a high number. that includes three times as many men as women, obviously. greg, any sports in particular you think you might be good i? >> greg: all of them. [laughter] that's a low number. if you dedicate one decade to one repetitive, singular act, barring any illness, you'd better be the best in the world. have you seen the physiques of people in jail who decide to do pull-ups? they are in crazy shape. >> jesse: i might commit a crime to get a good body. >> greg: exactly. [laughter] jesse, i'm sure you did one

thing every day since age 15. >> jesse: sometimes two times a day. >> greg: bet you could get a gold medal. to be when i thought i would do the louche, but you do that lying down. [laughter] >> shannon: i love that it's three times as many men as women who think they can do this. don't you watch this and think "may be archery. if i started now, may be shooting. i could start that now. everybody watches and thinks this "if i just get a balance beam in my backyard." [laughter] >> jesse: how about the equestrian, richard? if the horse terms you might win back the gold. >> richard: i'm good. [laughter] when they go on special diets, can't eat what they want to eat -- >> greg: that's me, i do the for this! i've been on this show for 10 years. >> dagen: welcome to the world of being a woman on tv, richard.

>> shannon: high five. [laughter] >> jesse: it just takes guts to win. >> greg: don't even know where that is. [laughter] i am a >> dagen: on a runner. i watch the track and field olympics for inspiration. i'm trying to do visualization. mo wins the 800 manual women's, she wins the gold. i'm running, and then i realize i look like sally at the end of "texas chainsaw massacre." [laughter] i'm all covered in blood. >> shannon: that was sandra smith i think. she could be in the olympics. >> jesse: i want to race sandra smith. >> shannon: she should be you. [laughter] >> jesse: tomorrow is national mustard, everybody knew that. we have a special addition of "chessie's feeding frenzy."

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weekend. >> shannon: the champions, one is that coming? >> greg: one data making waves on the internet, after saying he will plans on letting his kids curse as soon as they can talk, and freedom of expression, or is he opening the pandora's box of mouth's? greg, what was your first word? >> jesse: the f word?" >> greg: swearing has a purpose. it's to keep you from committing an act of violence. if it reduces violence -- >> jesse: i should ask dagen, the dirtiest mouth on the show. [laughter] 's before my parents could never figure it out. i finally revealed to them when i was 35 that i was listening to richard pryor albums. i bought them at the record store when i was little come

upstairs with my headphones on. by the way, greg, the f-bomb is a trigger word, rather than preventing violence, it can trigger rage. >> jesse: must be saying a lot of f-bombs on spirit airlines. >> richard: i think that stuff, god gives you grace. if you want to give that seven seconds of grace to say a curse word, that's okay. >> jesse: is that a biblical truth customer >> shannon: leslie gives us grace every day. my parents, you couldn't even say darn. biscuits and gravy is like devcon one. [laughter] >> greg: women of the bible. [laughter] >> shannon: hell is in the bible. [laughter] >> jesse: here comes the bleeps. "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ ♪ is struggling to manage your type 2 diabetes

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fff. if you could get props from any movie made, what would it be? what prop would you love in your house or somewhere? >> everything from al woods and "legally blonde." that would be my movie. >> jesse, that was your answer. >> jesse: legally blonde. [laughter] i would take ghostbusters. >> greg: about you richard? >> richard: the bat car. the new one. >> jesse: dagen, i know what you are thinking. >> dagen: jack nicholson's ax from "the shining."

i was thinking about the syringe on uma thurman. >> jesse: i was thinking about the cocaine from scarface. [laughter] >> greg: what do you purchase more than most people purchase? what about you, dagen? >> dagen: since covid, kettle corn. i buy it all out of the cvs in my apartment. it's a weird thing. i can't stop eating at. >> greg: richard questioning >> richard: shoes, fresh snooze and sneakers. today i'm wearing some jordans. you've got to have shoes for every occasion.

speech of jesse customer >> jesse: got to keep the hair in place. [laughter] >> shannon: you have fabulous books. [laughter] i do. we need to started up in some of them out. >> greg: i've been buying a lot of relief factor. [laughter] >> shannon: how do you feel? >> greg: unbelievable. unbelievable. i got a case from greg norman. >> jesse: okay, geraldo. [laughter] >> greg: i felt it right when it came out of my mouth. we learned something new every day, this person asks. that means there were 56 other people with that name that got you to use 57. "what did you learn today?" jesse? >> jesse: i learned something about my executive producer, which i will not share. [laughter] i learned, also -- >> greg: congratulations!

is that what happened? >> jesse: did i say it? [laughter] >> greg: i'm not going to say. >> greg: are you leaving us? >> jesse: i'm definitely not going to say it. >> greg: you are pregnant and leaving us! >> jesse: no. i learned that 70% of the american population has been vaccinated, not 60%. that was an error on my part. [laughter] >> greg: dagen? >> dagen: my gray hair grows and quicker than i thought it is. [laughter] i need to go get something done. two weeks. >> shannon: i can still, even having lived in new york, get on the wrong subway and end up somewhere didn't try to. even though i ended up on the mic at the wrong place, when i got on acted like i knew what was doing, he said "could you help me?" i was like "i didn't intend to

be here, but i would help us both get back." >> richard: what did i learn today? jesse buys a lot of hair care products. >> shannon: that one's not suppressing. [laughter] >> greg: i cannot pronounce mark levine's name. it's impossible for me to say. he's going to be on the show tonight on "got fouled." i butchered a two syllable name three times. >> jesse: you can't pronounce pinot noir either. pinot noi-what? >> shannon: greg clearly speaks french. >> greg: three questions, the most we've ever done this year, or four. i don't know i'm doing. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ one, two! one, two, three! only pay for what you need!

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>> it is time now for one my thing. that means it -- it's all cleared up. the medication is working paired [laughter] >> let's do this. >> gregg's olympics news. you know, one of the most amazing olympic moments, there are so many come i lost track. with the men's 50-meter freestyle swimming, are you aware of that? this guy from scranton just surprised everyone. you should have seen him go, you know, i've got to tell you bit of got to talk about auto, because to know him through his back story. i read about it in the order illustrated. it's a rags-to-riches stories. he was born to a single author mom. every weekend he built dams in the creeks to save money for the trip to china. and now he took home the gold.

>> was he in the swimsuit edition? >> yes, i do know it, he didn't shave. it was disgusting. >> okay, jessie. >> speaking of olympic swimmers. big shout out to the twins ellie and sophie who won some big awards. we got most improved at the band club on the swim team. and sophie got mvp. >> look at that trophy! >> that a girl, well done. congrats to both of them. atm saturday night newt gingrich is on. at we have a lot of other very intriguing and salacious stuff. >> salacious? >> it is, in many ways. >> many ways. >> oh, boy. >> what's the name of your book? >> "how i save the world," thank you for asking. >> well, i feel you coming for me. okay, they can. >> this is my spirit animal.

>> what in the world? >> that is that she bill storck. it's endemic to swamps and wetlands in eastern and central africa. i need that noise. i'm going to work on it at home, because it kind of sounds like a machine gun. >> where did you find that? >> i have a lot of spare time. i'm on the internet constantly. an 8-foot wingspan is very imposing. >> they have to carry all the babies, right? >> for sure. >> again, i'm trying to figure out the perspective were looking at. how gigantic is this animal? >> it's as tall as a male fox. >> it almost looked like big bird. like how they created big bird. [laughter] >> a spokes model.

>> richard come on to you. >> talk about the olympics. this morning the jamaican women track team, they won the gold in the relay. so elaine thompson herrera, sherika jackson, and breanna williams won the gold. america got the silver. and the reason why this gold is so special, and today is jamaican independence day. august 61962 receiving independence from the united kingdom. some women on independence day - america also getting the silver, it's a good day. >> jamaica is a great place. it's underrated. >> thank you, greg. >> it is, it's a great country. >> it is a great country. >> i think might be faster than some of those runners though. >> come stop at! >> my money is on them.

speak i think we just got through -- the turtle. jesse is going to do hurdles. >> i'm not jumping over anything. you could do it for charity. >> i'm going to be the referee. don't ever do anything like that for charity, because they get the money. why do the work? [laughter] >> okay, all right! >> i want to plug my show tonight. you haven't done anything yet? >> i haven't done my thing at. >> greg is opening for me, he's at 11, i met 12. will see you tonight. one more thing, this is super cute, we love it. they decided to present newborn babies with tiny hand crocheted olympian out felts and medals. look at this. they were giving outfits to look like the uniforms for swimming, weight lifting, and basketball.

they are adorable. i'm guessing jesse jr. could compete. >> obviously. >> look at those little outfits. they are all kinds of special combinations. >> all right, okay guys. that's it. we are going to see you back here on ♪♪ [the star-spangled banner] ♪♪