that a dance? the old man khaki pants dance? politicians just can't dance. they shouldn't dance, can't dance. reagan dance in his inaugural. all right. that's all the time we have to mind. greg gutfeld takes it all from here. see you tomorrow night. >> they are chanting death to america but they seem friendly at the same time. it's utterly bizarre. >> greg: it's refreshing to hear kyler, gentler "death to america." [applause] happy monday! or as joe biden calls it, and you thought jimmy carter sucked.

stick with the of kabul is imminent. speak of imminent fall of kabul. >> the fall of kabul. the taliban has entered the city. >> the fall of kabul as the taliban completes its takeover of afghanistan. broadcasting live from inside the presidential palace. >> greg: i blame those pesky whites and pharmacists. you would figure we would have a plan for this but this is the most botched pullout since hunter knocked out that stripper. 20 years, doing $2 and no plan. or maybe we had a plan but joe left it at the men's room. this crowd is quiet. oh, now you are laughing. wake up, people. i know it's monday but [bleep] if we knew this would happen the moment we left, what gives. i'm not here to see i told you so because i never did. i was like most everyone else, spending the last decade forgetting afghanistan existed and watching "the bachelor" which is either a testament to

the effect of effectiveness out of our military are my very short attention span. the telegram sets its sights on kabul. lori lightfoot, her city is no longer the most dangerous on the planet. what were our priorities while this war went on for decades? for us at home it was bad cops, bad tweets, bad combustible engines, bad pronouns. yeah, the cdc reminds us, its pregnant people instead of moms. i'm so glad we won that battle. meanwhile our armed forces put out highly polished recruitment ads that ticked all the intersectional boxes. we are not sure how to win wars but at least if we lose them we won't be able to blame just old white men. we also learned that our military leaders assigned left-wing antiracist homes to our troops so at least the afghan military can hate america as much as we are supposed to. think about it, 20 years preparing for this moment. we are as lost as joe biden trying to find a white house engines.

i mean, there are thousands of american citizens still in afghanistan. you'd think we'd have evacuated them sooner. president biden has lost more base than during his face left. deliberately awkward phrasing. seriously. where is the leadership? has anyone called the white house? [line ringing] >> hi, this is the office of president joe biden. my desk is currently away from me and i don't have a cell phone yet. if you need assistance press 1 and you'll get kamala harris. what button do i hit? >> that's weird. >> hi, this is the office of vice president, harris. i am currently out of the office but not in europe. [laughs] if you need to speak to someone, press 1 for jen psaki or leave a

message at the sound of the cackle. >> what the heck? okay. >> hi, this is jen psaki. i can't come to the phone right now. i am doing a photo shoot for vogue and then "vanity fair," "teen vogue." then baby vogue. if you need to speak to someone, press 1 for the catering department. >> what the hell is going on here? >> i am brian stelter. i'm currently out once. please leave a message. any ideas for dessert. press 1 for flynn flintstone. >> yabba dabba doo! >> greg: fitting. think about it. as we watched aris walls into power, what were we doing? we obsessed over white supremacist and january 6th with

our commander-in-chief yelling, never mind the bin laden look like with the rocket launcher. it's the white guy wearing face paint and a viking hat we've got to eliminate. check out this graphic about potential terror threats from the dhs. it has aged as well as steven taylor space. you wonder why kabul fell faster than joe biden walking up a flight of stairs, how about viewing opposition to mask mandates is the same threat as terrorists. talk about making all threats relative including your relatives. yeah, your aunt who wants election transparency is no different than people who flew planes into american buildings. now when your bag goes through x-ray screening at the airport, tsa won't be looking for bombs. they'll be looking for trump teachers. so your uncle who won't get vaccinated until it's fda approved him he will be the first terrorist waterboarded while being made to wear a surgical mask. notice how that graphic is really clear on who the first two threats are. they are basically drunk voters. that third one seems intentionally vague, so terror

attack could happen on 9/11 and religious holidays. whom i do that? i'll give you a hint. it won't be the oak ridge boys. it's got to suck to be an actual terrorist not getting adequate credit. if the word terrorism or any more water down or be or be one of kat strings from a concerned bartender. twitter was allowing the taliban to actually tweet while at the same time banning conservatives. at this point is anyone born in the 'knives remember what terrorists? its slogan is literally "never forget" but we did. and sipping prep for this we have a look a college freshman knowing that finals were three months away. i will cram the night before and figure it out then. so as the telegram assumes control without a hiccup, we should at least see part of the reason why. it's in that chart. which shifted the threat from one group to another and play down the amendment of the past. islamic terrorists attacked our country there was a guy who wore a viking helmet in the state

capital. same difference, right? >> january 6 was worse than 9/11 because it's continued to rip our country apart. >> january 6th was it a fact of the second kind of civil war. >> the worst attack on our democracy since the civil war. >> the worst attack on our democracy since the civil war. speak of the most serious threat to our democracy since the civil war. >> greg: you see how easy we forgot about the taliban? i made ourselves the bad guys defeated narrative that legacy media agreed with. we weren't fighting a war in afghanistan. we were fighting it here in america against ourselves. black versus white, conservative versus liberal, gay versus straight. we took our eye off the ball when you do that, you strike out. in afghanistan we were caught looking at ourselves.

that's welcome tonight's guests. freedom isn't free and this guest picked up the tab. u.s. army combat veteran and florida congressional candidate cory mills. his punch lines are harder to find than people willing to work. writer and comedian joe devito. you probably wrote that. the only things more worn out than his clothes are his one-liners. michael loftus. she's like a shovel: skinny, sharp, and caked with dirt. fox news contributor kat timpf. happy monday, everyone. all right, corey, you're a veteran. i'm willing to bet that you thought the exit from afghanistan probably could have gone better. >> yeah, to say the least. here's the bottom line. we had an actual plan that was

based around a condition based agreement that was put in under the trump administration. this goes even beyond that the one we start looking at the ideas we thought nation-building was a good idea, that was never the actual intent of the u.s. military. our intent was to go there in eliminate the terrorist that were responsible for the 9/11 attacks. that was the reason. then it kept going where it was political football. every president wanted to put their rubber stamp on it to say they did something different so it was mission creep after mission creep. and then bad intel from generals. too many mark milleys, not enough pattons. joe biden essentially played a political optics and said i want to pull out on the anniversary of 9/11. it has spun out of control because none of those conditions were approved. this becomes propaganda for the taliban, china, russia, all those who are going to say here you go. the americans will never stick to their plan and they will never actually be here. we lost credibility on the world stage as a result of this. >> greg: michael, he said

mission creep and i was thinking of you. that's all. that's it. >> we are on a mission and i am a creed. why do you hurt me every time? every day they are on i tell you to get dressed. i know i'm looking like a dirt ball. >> i've been thinking about this and here's what i need. a multimillion dollar contract. how about this, how about that? >> greg: tomorrow it will be set up. come to my office. >> this is on the general milley. i don't care about anything else that happen. you had one job. this is all on general milley. he is millie like milli vanilli. that's how you remember how to say. like how milli vanilli pretended to be pop stars but when showtime came they couldn't do it, that is general milley. he looks like a general. he looks like -- he's got the uniform but he can't do the job.

[applause] >> greg: i can see your brain work shopping this. general milley, like milli vanilli. can i connect them together? milli vanilli! he is the lip-synching general. but let's face it. he thought he was so enlightened. >> oh, my goodness. i have read books by this. i've read books on woe, critical -- how about you crack a book on winning a war or how to retreat successfully. i want to say this publicly. for the men and women who served in the military, none of this is on you. this is the [bleep] in charge. you are failed by them. >> greg: that opinion, if you talk to anybody, they will say exactly that. >> they have to. >> greg: we spent years not thinking about it. i feel like our afghanistan muscle was flabby. >> i had forgotten about them.

i looked at the taliban like radiohead. i hadn't thought about them since 2005. >> greg: makes better music? >> almost every other band. >> greg: taliban? >> taliban. >> people are wondering, didn't we train the army enough. they were weeks away from finishing their sensitivity training with the afghan army. there's a reason why they call afghanistan the graveyard of empires. other people have their shot. good luck, china. you are next up take your shot at trying to rule this lawless region. now the hotel dan is out there partying like it's 1499. they are going to have a great time. and i think we should have approached this the way i approach dating. do what you have to do, declare victory and leave. we should have been out of there five years. gotten rid of al qaeda, control the situation and left. nation-building is ridiculous. i would have agreed with what the president said today about

how we are not going to be there forever and all that stuff. i would've agreed with that but if we look at the way we left, there's no way you can look at that chaos and say that's the way you want to date to go down. he was telling us weeks ago. his speech was fantastic if it was two months ago. now it is a strawman argument. it's not about leaving. it's about how you left. he didn't even assess how you left. he was saying it's time. the statement about, i don't wanted to be a fifth president's problem. i thought that was really good but it doesn't matter because it's a problem that happened under you. kat, as joe said, it's the graveyard of empires. you are the graveyard of boyfriends. >> i am married to a veteran. i am! >> a veteran of what? >> greg: a veteran of her marriage! >> i think him every day.

>> he's got a purple heart. >> greg: i will be completely serious and that we do need accountability for the people who are in charge. i don't mean what about trim, what about bush, obama? that's a distraction from the accountability that we really need for people who are in charge. my husband when he was in afghanistan 12 years ago said he knew that what they were trying to do is never going to work and he had less information than people at the top. 2019, "washington post" gets those documents we find out they did know. they still kept coming out and giving these rosy pronouncements of what was going on over there. they are getting promoted. the boards of companies. my husband has been upset saying i agree that i would've given my life for this country and all these people at the top. more about the power of the money in their pockets and they cared about his life. he lost four classmates in afghanistan alone. there needs to be an investigation. if there have been any failure -- a trillion dollars equipping

and training these people and it all falls apart so quickly. if this were anything else that would have been investigation accountability. because of the military industrial complex props everything up, they are getting away with it. huge amounts of money, human lives. there's no actual responsibilities. it's disgusting. >> greg: the analogy is the building in miami that collapsed. >> yes! i said that on "the five!" >> greg: did you? was i there? >> yes! i set up a building fell down this quickly and people died then there would be an investigation. >> greg: up next, liberals give criminals a thousand bucks but not the law-abiding right. my psoriatic arthritis pain? i had enough! it's not getting in my way. joint pain, swelling, tenderness... much better. my psoriasis, clearer...

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mayor bill de blasio, you pay the criminals cash ahead of time and play for the best -- pay for the best. launching a program that will pay people not to shoot people. the program ran through an outfit called advanced peace pairs formerly incarcerated mentors with young people deemed at risk for gun crime. i'm not sure how these mentors feel about hatchets. in addition to the $1,000 type and they also get bonuses for meeting goals like getting a driver's license or the ged. if they don't get murdered first for $1,000 by their mentor. what do you make of this? you live around here. could this actually work? >> no. >> greg: i wanted to ask. >> it's like de blasio is the worst mirror in the history. how can i turn this into what i wouldn't do with the toddler. don't have a tantrum in the toy store and i'll get you -- how do you get paid to not

commit crimes? is it just, i'm not shooting people? is that hatchet guy upset? iou if you would have given me 1,000 bucks i wouldn't have hatchet that guy. >> greg: i love how we have lowered the standards for civilizations. we expected you not to kill people for free but that's the whole point. >> we literally encourage it. thank god it's in new york. if it was in chicago, mayor lightfoot would go broke. >> greg: that's true. kat, can you think of any scenario we are giving people cash for not committing a crime is a good idea? >> no, because you're not really giving them cash for not committing a crime. you're giving them cash for not getting caught committing a crime. isn't there already a pretty strong incentive to not get caught murdering someone? you go to jail forever. >> greg: there you go. we don't. that's the reason. that's the thing.

it's because we can't guarantee that the person who murders joe devito after the show, which will happen at some point, i don't know when. speak with the program describes them as young men involved in il firearms offenses. murderers. you are referring to murderers. >> greg: could you sign up as a potential murderer? say that you went, you go look, i've been thinking. i am a woman. i'm white. i'm thinking about possibly murdering somebody. couldn't you apply, preeminently? is that what is called? >> proactively. >> have a gang banger atop me and get $1,000? i am going to try. >> i'm going to go on a spree. >> i've been trained heavily. i think i should. >> greg: think about if you're the person behind the desk and you say no, i'm not going to pay you and then you kill somebody. it's on that person. this is very interesting. >> i am tired of people saying

that young people have no potential. they do have the potential to be murderers. i think it's great that de blasio has moved us into some sort of extortion based economy. if you're getting paid to not work and you're getting paid to not kill people, that's about to jesus a week. say you apply for a ppp loan top not open a small business. now you are showing some initiative. that's what i like. this guy with a hatchet attack, i am an old-school guy and i like that. it shows we can no longer call these crimes gun violence now that we are using middle-aged medieval weapons where we are hitting people with hatchets and maces and get away with that javelin, trying to make a withdrawal. >> greg: is it possible he had an ax to grind. did i hurt somebody? did i hurt somebody by making that joke? possibly he was upset or maybe

he was looking. >> what about the victim. >> the victim is going to survive i hope. >> that's my question. what does the victim get? >> greg: here is the true irony. rudy giuliani 25 years ago put people out of business for this. it was called the mafia. the mafia would take money from you so you didn't kill them. we are rewarding that behavior before we used to put those people behind bars. >> used to arrest people for squeegees. now hatchets, put them in the program. >> greg: he gets 1,000 bucks. up next, capitalism is no longer in style. democrats prefer socialist file for mac. who can come to a stop with barely a bobble. lucia. who announces her intentions even if no one's there.

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a recent fox news poll shows 59% of democratic registered voters had a positive view of socialism. perhaps they over sampled hollywood millionaires. compared to just 49% who felt the same about capitalism here look at the republicans. 8% favorable opinion of socialism. they must've been senators who voted for the infrastructure bill. among dems it's a big shift from a year ago and only 40% thought highly of socialism. seems like forcing people not to work and giving them free money is as popular with democrats as it is the teachers unions. democratic socialist bernie sanders trying to sell a $3.5 trillion budget bill to address wealth inequality, medicare expansion, free pk, community college, free everything except free thought. as carr mark said democracy is the road to socialism which is my least favorite bob hope movie. it sounds better than socialism

is the road to gulags but it's like my racist neighbor once said. if you have got nothing to say don't say anything at all unless it's about the blacks or the jews. he was racist. prove my point. since when is being a capitalist a bad thing? it's harder to explain than socialism. >> i think capitalism's flaw is that it's been so successful people have delusions of socialism replacing it. it's made us so comfortable. it annoys me, look at the scandinavian countries. those countries will tell you we are not socialist countries. they are straight up about that. i think it's a shame. capitalism is the word that bothers people, switching to free markets. it has the word free in it. we have done dav split experiment. it was called the berlin wall. traffic was going one way. i'm getting so annoyed and i have to keep saying people weren't on the western side saying what i send her to want to get in on some of that great

socialism. it doesn't work. >> greg: it's the easiest mathematical equation. look at them going this way. kat, i have a theory that socialism is like the dolphin of ideologies. people think it's nice because it's always smiling but it's savage. whereas capitalism is no shark of ideologies. everybody thinks it's ruthless but in fact it's just a really nice animal that doesn't look very happy. >> it's popularity is basically the branding is so good that it blinds you to the actual facts of the situation. like how kylie jenner, she has a sponsorship for sugar bear hair gummy's even though the reason her hair looks so good is because her hair is a wig. >> greg: is it? >> of course it is. of course it's true. >> no, it's not. it's really pretty. >> greg: a fantasy, you're destroying a fantasy. >> sorry about that. that sounds like a personal problem. people branded it, if you don't care about socialism, you love

capitalism, then you don't care about poor people with the fact is no system has lifted more people out of poverty than capitalism in the history of the world and that's the facts. >> greg: cory, let's say you're on the campaign trail. someone asks you, what is -- why is socialism bad and why is capitalism good. the cameras on you you and this is the moment. >> this moment? the bottom line is, i tell you all the time you can vote for socialism and communism once but you have to fight your way out of it. the democrats have been fantastic at going forward and essentially creating this inundation in our educational system where they create this idea that we are just like your parents. we are going to give you free stuff and take care of you after everyone else hostile. that's why they want to lower the voting age. we have joe biden increasing welfare by 25%.

they want to create dependency. that's why they are buying tens of millions of acres in the midwest so they can take over food production and livestock harvesting. i have a little bit more? that's what the government wants because it gives them the power democrats have been fighting for for decades. >> greg: and the easy thing about socialism is you never have to get to step two. step one is free. step two is no one ever bothers to explain how it happened. it's like college kids, it's like parents. they assume it comes from daddy. the money to pay off things. >> it's a beautiful system on paper. you guys. we will just share. i want to do it. i am so tired of these polls. i'm so tired of the stupidity. do it. we should have a national lottery. while our states just close goes

fulltilt socialism. they get cut off they've got to do it and everybody who loves the idea of socialism can move there. and then when they suffer, that's when we have trump. we build another wall. we keep them in. then we televise it. it's a tv show. we make money off it. >> greg: and we make kurt russell the president. >> and we rescue him! >> greg: it's coming together. up next, we are getting rowdy with trey gowdy. millions of vulnerable americans struggle to get reliable transportation to their medical appointments. that's why i started medhaul. citi launched the impact fund to invest in both women and entrepreneurs of color like me, so i can realize my vision and give everything i've got to my company, and my community.

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>> greg: did biden ever have a plan for afghanistan? eight months in of this administration and it needs resuscitation. the only thing that spiked higher then crime is the next guests hair. joining me now, former

south carolina congressman and host of "sunday night in america with trey gowdy," trey gowdy. >> greg, how are you? >> greg: i am awesome. i have your big, giant head on my stage. congratulations on your show. it's doing amazing. you're a natural. everybody loves you. enough to seeing your butt great >> i am surprised as you are there people watch the show. >> greg: you always have a unique take on things. i was always curious, what would you say about what's happening right now in afghanistan? it seems like there's no easy answer anywhere but we know that what just happened is awful. >> you know, greg, yesterday i started with this question. how would we look into the eyes of the women and men who lost their lives or suffered grievous injury? will we tell them it was mission

accomplished? would we say that it was mission failed? what we say it was mission abandoned? i think we need to ask ourselves that question. why did we go? did we accomplish our purpose? i think everybody agrees the exit has been fundamentally flawed but the mission itself, did we do what we set out to do? that's what vexes me right now. >> greg: if you ask that question, so we killed bin laden. i say we. thank you. you're welcome. i think we are having rob o'neill tomorrow to talk about it. we are in this prison of two ideas. stay or go. when in fact why couldn't we just redefine the mission into something that i would call terror control? the idea that basically it's like pest control. you go out every year and use. down, kill the terrorists and then you come and you wait until they are back again.

why wasn't that an option of this idea, redefining the mission? >> it should be ni would add to your pest control idea intelligence gathering. afghanistan is situated, surrounded by people that we are really interested in what they are up to. it's a wonderful place to gather intelligence which then begs the question why did our intelligence fail so dramatically as it relates to the exit? >> greg: okay. i was going to ask you the question that you just posed. answer yourself, mr. trey gowdy, if you dare. >> i don't know. i will tell you john ratcliffe is coming to my home in two days. i'm going to ask him. former director of national intelligence. it may be that they collected the intelligence, passed it on and it was ignored because i think we know that to be true with the military advised. it may be that it just

represents another intel failure like we had in libya, like we had with weapons of mass discretion. people in the intelligence community get very, very upset when we ask for evidence. they like the word assessment. it means it's our opinion. i like the word evidence. what evidence did you rely on in thinking that the taliban was not going to do what they've been doing for the last several weeks. >> greg: i said this on "the five" that we had 20 years to think about this moment. everybody knew that the moment was happening. some of the people said we were surprised it happened so quickly. they assumed it was going to fall apart. kat brings up a point that is surprisingly very cogent, being sober tonight. if this were in a private

enterprise, everybody would be fired. can people, is there some kind of consequence to this failure? in the bureaucratic level or lease experts, commanders, is there a way this gets reviewed and people lose their jobs or what? i don't know. >> i think it would only be weeks from now or face-saving measure, so president biden can kind of move past this issue. he can either make the o.d. ni or the secretary of state resign and hope that we kind of say they must have been to blame but not him. i would also frankly include myself among those that failed because i was in congress for eight years. spending a trillion dollars. what's the return on investment? a trillion dollars and you have women and children being killed. you have afghan translators

families being held hostage even though the translator is here. what was the return on investment for a trillion dollars. >> greg: it's devastating. we talk about gathering intelligence. for 20 years. it didn't help. now i'm getting really upset. i probably won't sleep tonight thanks to you. thank you, trey gowdy. watch his show. it's fantastic. up next, why over eats it finds discounts and policy recommendations, so you only pay for what you need. limu, you're an animal! who's got the bird legs now? only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ shingles? camera man: yeah,

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>> greg: they bid him i do -- i do uber said will pass. former nfl quarterback and my racquetball partners jay cutler has been dropped from a campaign because he supported those protesting mask mandates. it's one drive cut short on color that didn't involve an interception. i don't understand that joke. so i left it in their thinking people who like sports will start laughing uproariously. no one laughed uproariously. they sent either i don't get it or it wasn't that funny. uber eats said they preferred to

partner with those who support the company's mission to help get as many vaccinated as possible. here i thought they delivered food. cutler shrugged it off, saying being dropped frees up my weekend before adding, i tend to cook at home anyway. after playing for the bears he seems used two things being dropped. that's another, another football joke. >> it's like you're doing a late night comedy trust game. >> greg: i'm not sure if this is funny. it's like i'm doing jokes in another language, sports language. also suggested that he may run for school board in williamson county tennessee and they are happy to have them run as long as he doesn't pass. now i am understanding it. hey, there are many ways to punish a guy with millions of dollars on a beautiful wife. that's why i stuff my underpants with steel wool. that's joke i wrote. i don't write sports jokes.

i wrote disgusting weird sadomasochistic fantasy jokes. i was thinking about uber eats and i thought of you because you drive at night. it's why you're always dressed and sweaty, looking like an arsonist. what are your thoughts? >> i am conflicted. i like that cutler stands up for what he believes in. he doesn't believe in the masks, that's great but if you're uber eats, i don't think you want to quarterback spokesman anyway and if you do, you don't want cutler. that delivery went to the wrong house. that one didn't make it. you want someone who's going to be on target. >> greg: i get what you did and that was clever. >> i tried to work in a milli vanilli thing. >> quarterback threw the ball. >> greg: that's right, good for you. would you like to add something else? >> i mean, i guess.

what are your thoughts on him losing his gig because he is antimask mandate, kat timpf? >> i don't think it's that controversial if you look at the actual evidence. in terms of masks and schoolchildren. there is no evidence that the costs are worth it. potentially sending back kids -- setting back kids developmentally, socially. there's no evidence is worth it when it comes to transmission so i don't understand why a logic-based stance is a controversial one. >> greg: excellent point, kat. >> thank you. >> greg: cory, what are your thoughts? probably the good news of the day. the biggest story of the day without a question. >> i have got a 6-year-old son. last year they were trying to force him to sit for six and eight hours with a mascot given though they have the lowest transmission rate. even though they are saying that the vaccine itself impacts children and we don't know the

long-term effects. this is another example of get woke, go broke. i think it's going to backfire. i wouldn't say cutler is the best i would've chosen. maybe go with brady or tim tebow. the point is, this is more of the, if we don't like you, this is cancel culture 101. >> greg: you're free to do whatever you want but not when you start controlling the companies, scaring the companies into being more woke so they will fire you. you drive for uber? >> no i pick people up who aren't paying attention to which car showed up. i am wearing my cabbie hat. >> greg: you are almost dressed as bad as jimmy. >> where are you going, max? i think it's funny how jay cutler completely does not care about this deal he had with uber eats. yeah, i don't use your product and i don't really care. i tell you what i do like about jay cutler. in his divorce he sued his wife to get half of her money which i thought was a boss move. >> greg: what do she do for a

living? >> some sort of reality show nonsense. to speak capillary. she was in "the hills." remember that? >> and the academy award for best actor. >> doesn't know who kristin capillary is. >> you were on "the hills" but american football you had no idea. >> greg: who was the guy? >> spencer and heidi. >> greg: early trump supporters and everybody hated them. i remember that quite well. i wonder if uber spends time vetting their drivers? >> they are like, do you have a record? go for it. >> greg: we are driving all opinions underground. when opinions go underground, they actually intensify.

they are like potatoes. >> yes. >> greg: don't potatoes grow underground? >> they sure do. >> greg: tubers. [laughter] uber tubers! >> you've got an ax to grind. cato's >> greg: they deliver potatoes and masks because they have all these eyes! what's happening to me! don't go away. we'll be right back. we've beend too exclusive. because we were created for officers. but as we've evolved with the military, we've grown to serve all who've honorably served. no matter their rank, or when they were in. a marine just out of basic, or a petty officer from '73. and even his kids. and their kids. usaa is made for all who've honorably served and their families. are we still exclusive? absolutely.

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>> greg: cory, where can we find you. >> the brokerage on long island. >> greg: i believe that's a comedy club. >> the freedom to laugh tour kicks off next week. vegas, the mgm. then i'm going to be in southern california and texas.

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