needs to change his policy, or they should resign. united states military should not be told what they can and cannot be due by the taliban an it certainly shouldn't be told what it can and cannot do by vladimir putin. >> thank you. i hope you're wrong on this. just this one time, i hope you're wrong. >> hello, everyone, i'm greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 p.m. in the new york city in this is the five. >> first he was in denial, now president biden is apparently delusional about the disaster i afghanistan. while the taliban has taken ove the country president biden seems confused by mixing update in claiming no one has been killed. >> there is still a lot of

pandemonium outside the airport. >> there is, but no one's being killed right now. no one's being killed right now. we get 1200 out yesterday, a couple thousand today, in its increasing. we're going to get those people out. >> we've seen the pictures, we've seen the hundred people packed into a c-17. >> that was four days ago, five days ago. >> what did you think when you first saw those pictures? >> i felt we have to gain control of this. we have to move this more quickly. we have to move in a way in which we can take control of that airport. and we did. >> here's the reality on the ground. new video shows people running for their lives after the taliban opened fire. there is panic in chaos outside the country single evacuation point at the kabul airport. mothers are handing they're children over to soldiers to ge them out. president biden says what is happening was inevitable.

>> it sounds like you think we should have gotten out a long time ago. >> we should have. >> and accept the idea that was going to be messy no matter what . >> what would be messy? getting out would be messy no matter when it occurred. >> that was there are so many contradictions and differences between old joe in new joe and the general saying he didn't se it coming, but he said it was going to happen no matter what. it's no longer a question of whether we should believe or stay, the question is how awful was this planned or not planned. >> in the 70s they talk about and you remember, he wrote a piece a few years before he die called the claim of the choice. and i was thinking about that today because when this morning i went to interview live at 7:0 biden said nobody's dying red

correct me if i'm wrong, and let's knock on wood. >> americans don't knock wood. we knock heads. i don't understand the point of sending 8,000 more people there to help get people out if you can't get people out, if you can't get people to the airport. your reports that french and british special forces are not waiting. there going into try to find their people. he does seem disconnected. i don't want the military to ge demoralized. we need them to be strong, but it seems to me that which i thought today the pentagon, the want to do more, but the commander-in-chief is not authorizing it. >> there was pulled on by mission it's a veterans advocac group of 1.2 million vets in we found that 71 percent found tha this recent mess has caused the

personal sadness. because of all the work they pu in and sing it in. >> they have to know that every american sees the disaster created by joe biden in that every american is deeply grateful for what for the most part has been a counterterroris operation in afghanistan to den a haven tilt al qaeda. it wasn't nationbuilding, that was the reason we were there. we are deeply grateful for that. we know firsthand, i've been contacting friends of mine who served, and just trying to reac out to them, what which is what we all do because we have empathy in we have hearts in souls, and we believe in prayer. that being said, you mentioned new joe versus old joe.

54 in joe biden. one more thing, in terms of financing i heard geraldo speaking earlier about the opiu in the taliban controls the largest opium operation in the world. we're also giving up treasure i power to china so traina is quickly moving into afghanistan. afghanistan has one of the largest reserves of rare metals which we need for electric cars in solar panels, in wind turbines, china already control 80 percent of the production of rare-earth metals. they are going and delighted to offer mining essences to the taliban, they are just developing this relationship, but that hands money to the taliban, potentially trillions of dollars in the long run in i hands more power to china so

it's a lose lose for the united states again. >> we are talking about how i don't want us to become how cnn was with trump where every day it was the walls are closing in take tick tick boom, they becam obsessed so it's like you try t measure the criticism of biden, but it's hard at this point. >> because here is the truth, the president has stranded thousands of americans in a war zone, in the only way for them to get out as an airport that i surrounded by an enemy. enemy that's committing atrocities every single day on camera for the world to see. i don't think the president understands this is going to dominate the news cycle until every single american is evacuated safely. sadly he's created a kill zone in the military they say that's where every single person that wants to leave has to funnel through the same route, which i controlled by who, the enemy.

so they're going to block them, they're going to kidnap them, they're going to shake them dow or they might kill them. now we have in afghan hostage crisis where americans are goin to have to pay bribes to the taliban to get out. u.s. government might be paying them, cash is king. we don't know, but we're going to have to be paying terrorists to evacuate americans. i know we want to get afghans out to, but i want to get americans out and that should b the priority. right now, i think only 300 americans left. 300. only 300 today, and we don't know how many americans our there. they say 10,000, 15,000, we don't know in we don't have the capability to go out in extract them. all joe biden needs to say to make everybody feel confident i that the united states is going to do anything within our power to get all of our people home safely. you think this would ever happe with donald trump?

donald trump would never leave people behind in a hostile country. he was renowned for bringing back hostages. that was one of the best accomplishments in four years. the new york times is reporting that joe biden was briefed throughout the summer that ther we're mass desertions going on within the afghan army, collaps was rapidly occurring, in the taliban takeover may have been imminent. he didn't do anything about that . he didn't change his plans. he flat out lied to the america people inside everything was going to be fine. the question is, did the commander-in-chief lied to the american people chemistry and thousands of americans behind enemy lines, abandon billions o dollars in lethal military equipment, just to get a political photooptical pull out on 9/11 so republicans, when they take the house back, they're going to have to decide is this high crime in misdemeanor? >> what do you think geraldo?

>> i will say in terms of the evacuation fiasco, it shows tha there was no we had to search all these thousands to the airport, to the kabul airport. why do we take them out to now bring them back? aj shows absolute other failure in terms of planning. i don't think that biden is lying, i think that there is a degree of incompetence being exposed year. >> i don't think he's evil. >> how can you be a liar not be evil? ticket your politician. >> there is an image today, and greg, you alluded to it at the top of the show. where the mom hands the infant to the g.i. who raises the chil over the barbed wire. your heart breaks because numbe

one, it shows the absolute dysfunction of the evacuation. here is a mom, when did you las see those images of moms handin babies to the force, i hate to bring up the illusions, but it' unbelievably heart-wrenching to watch. but it also says another thing about america. yes, we screwed up the plan, there was no evacuation plan, i was total dysfunction, but once that child was in his hands, yo knew, we knew, that that child was safe. that is america. are going to get through this, we will get these people out, we'll get our people out as we should, and get the people there , that their friends of ours the put their heart in sou on the line for america, we're going to get them out. it was screwed up, it was bad, but eventually the child will b in the arms of the gis. >> biden can't get his story

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he president biden says the buc stops with him, but he just can't stop blaming others for the mistakes. the president keeps passing the blame for the complete taliban takeover of afghanistan. biden trying to throw the intelligence community under th bowsprit. >> there was no consensus. you go back in look at the intelligence reports, they said it was more likely to be

sometime by the end of the year. >> they weren't. they wanted you to keep about 2500 troops. >> no, it was split. that wasn't true. >> so no one told your military advisers did not tell you know, we should keep 2500 troops it's been stable situation, we can d that and continue to do that? >> know said that to me that i can recall. >> so that's three different answers he's given. right, he said it in the question-and-answer session las month, no, then he said it was split, and then again, he said no. >> but what did he added the last one is that not that i recall. and that is the way, it could b the case, i'm sure he gets a lo of briefings. we know back in april in the white house briefing room, they said that the military suggeste this. we knew this because it was on the front page of every paper. we covered it at the time we

were following the story. it is certainly, the fact that intelligence reports are a judgment call. this is our best assessment. but the reason that the commander-in-chief is there is because it's to make the decision. you have to make the decision. it's a decision-making job, i think that when you add tension between intelligence community in the that is never good for anybody. >> former president trump, he came out and have a statement that said basically you get the equipment out, then you get the interpreters out, then you get the people out in the last people to come out are the military. biden did it in reverse. >> it seems like when biden talks about this, he at least believes he's being truthful. he has wanted the troops out, h was focused on the troop level because that was going to be th political wind. if you got them down to a few hundred, right? he was going to take them down originally, the date was 9/11

which was just appalling, then they moved it up to late august but he was most focused, so you take the troops out, i talk to somebody about this today, common sense says you get the civilians out including the afghan allies, then the diplomats in the last people to leave are your military. are the people on the ground. in terms of intelligence, couldn't joe biden use like a laptop like hunter to pop up no or cracked i guess that won't disappear out of nowhere. >> geraldo, they are saying they're going to have hearings in september and they're going to have people testifying from the intelligence community what did you know it, when did you know it, what did you tell the president. there going to subpoena documents, how will that shakeout? >> dana knows government much better than i. you have a depth of knowledge that i have kind of a superficial knowledge.

>> did geraldo just say somebody's does something bette than him? i think there is a, but coming. >> 's is bigger than watergate. >> i think that the intelligenc community is totally self inflated. there the most important people in washington. their spreading around i know, got this. any time i them overseas, they don't know their cocktail people , their chartered jet people, they're not the grantee people that you see in the movies. i just think that those people that are advising, and you know what they do best, but i have t just give you one thing right now. the banks in afghanistan are empty, there is not a dime left. they've robbed everything the united states is cut off all credit to united's two afghanistan. the lights are going to go out

soon, the water is not going to be working in a little bit, thi cell phones they all treasure, the cell phone towers are going to go down. the reason the taliban is playing ball right now is they know they have not a chance to get that fixed without a whole lot of help in if they don't play ball in let these people out, i'm not saying anything, i'm not trying to justify the mistakes that were made by us, but i believe that this situation while not redeemable, we're not going to ever go back to afghanistan, we do have some leverage right now to have a humane evacuation that i think america has to come to grips with the fact that we are going to have tens of thousands of afghans coming to america. get over it. >> we are basically paying all these people to come out. >> that's what's happening.

>> in then when it's done, chin and pakistan are going to sweep in with a cash. >> anytime you decide you're going to leave, that is sending a signal no matter what. i find the worst thing that biden is doing is blaming the afghan army in saying they didn't fight as hard because yo know the exit is coming and everybody apparently knew this was coming. they also knew the taliban was going to become the new boss, s why tangle with the new landlord . if you know you're not going to get airpower, you know the united states is leaving. it seems the vast transition that the afghan army was allowing was just them looking out for their self interest. why fight to, why go down with the ship, why don't i just, i don't want them to kill my family, i think in terms of accountability coming after go further back. again, i would say it's on my hit, i take responsibility for ignoring certain things.

i ignored claims of well-documented stories about fraud in misuse of funds becaus it was afghanistan, it was so confusing in blah blah blah. it was antiwar assumptions that i thought was silly. they ended up being ride. your talking about $600 billion lost out of a war that cost out of a trillion. that needs to be looked at. where did this money go? you wanted this war to keep going to make money. and lastly, just recommendation for a movie, the beast, i don't know if anybody has seen it. >> the book is better than the movie, geraldo. >> head, president biden wrapping up his war on republican governors that mask mandates. robbed to santos is hitting hard .

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these masks. you have to wonder where your priorities when you're letting afghanistan born, our border burn, and so many other things in the country fall to pieces. >> i like that, greg. >> he is trying to change the subject. florida leads the nation in mos hospitalizations per capita peritoneum talked about biden and afghanistan. he's running for president, i get that. >> i am super skeptical when we only deal with a single variabl like cases. i want to know what the severit is, i want to know are these people that aren't vaccinated, our vaccinated, are they elderly , do they have other issues in are the cases asymptomatic? >> are you arguing that covid i not a problem in florida? could get no i'm not getting.

>> he's being criticized by biden. >> biden is doing this because he's in trouble. this is the only way he's going to maintain any relevance. he's mortally wounded by afghanistan so the debate is only here for artificial reasons . i think we live in a time worry we hold more content for our clinical adversaries than actua terrorist. that's why you hear people from michael moore to stephen colbert , comparing trump voters to the taliban. if i were viral like them, i would point to the democrats in say it's interesting how deniable they are about having people cover up a. perhaps the mask is there burqa the fact is, they are so hot on mask mandates, they seem to hav that same authoritarian inclination that the taliban ha for people to do what they say. i would never say that because i'm not a hack. i will point out that at martha's vineyard, the hospital

have the largest number of covi and non- covid cases since that began. and they would probably point out there was this massive big bash at martha's vineyard by someone whose name might rhyme with, but i'm not going to do that, i'm going to say the rising covid at martha's vineyard were a bunch of pro trumpet fishermen that showed u there on the island. >> probably six. >> dana, how would you advise governor desantis. >> he is counter punching. he didn't pick that fight with biden, he is governing. he is saying this is what i'm saying. he's not saying you're not allowed to wear a mask in schools, he saying there should be choice and i believe in loca control, but you mentioned that you think that desantis is gas lighting by changing the subject . that's what president biden did yesterday pretty came out and gave a whole speech about booster shots, which are fine,

that's fine, but it's obviously not the issue of the day in tha is something that the secretary of health in human services or the vice president could have done for him. >> i am sick of people using th word of gas lighting incorrectly . >> gas lighting is something really bad is happening to you and i'm telling you it's not happening. >> you get caught cheating and you save why didn't you do the dishes. >> that's gas lighting. >> perhaps. ever never done. it's a fact of life that florid is desantis for all of his swashbuckling the proof is in the putting. >> desantis is saying as republicans are that it's up to the parent to decide what is best for the kids. the democrats are saying i want the government to force what we think is best for all of the kids. that's a great difference between the left in the right.

desantis as dana said is not saying you're not allowed to wear a mask if your a child, he says you have the option. what's wrong with options? what's wrong with choice, geraldo. biden thinks he's right on the bowling, but he's wrong on the fax. 25,000 school-aged children, listen to these physical psychological behavioral problems that have come from mask wearing in schools. increased headaches, difficulty concentrating. drowsiness or fatigue. malaise, sleep issues very shortness of breath, dizziness. you want children dizzy in passing out, geraldo? know you don't. >> i feel dizzy listening to this. can get the facts make you dizzy . in there hasn't been a school that's been a super spreader. if it was cometh it would be al over the news. >> despite everyone not answer my question. >> the fact of the matter is th federal court will back the federal government on this issue . they already have.

they started with indiana university. at the hotel yesterday. >> for what, and aarp card? >> the indiana case is a vaccin mandate, this is about providin parents with the choice of whether their kids, they're tyk is going to wear a mask in ther is zero science to back up mask wearing among young children. in fact, the world health organization says between ages five and 11. listen, i'm answering this, between five and 11, you have t take into account the psychological issues of the child in the learning issues of the child before you put a mask on that kid for a a long period of time. if joe biden gave a flying dam about the maybe he ought to get in front of the american people in say if you have covid, the

first thing you need to do is ask your daughter about antibod infusion parity is not going to do that because didn't governor abbott have one? that crosses the line. you need to communicate with people if you are sick. oak, and by the way, why hasn't the federal government bought any of the new antibody drug that was approved by the fda fo biotech, they haven't even bought any of that spirit that' actually having helping to figh the pandemic if you get covid. it's up to the commander-in-chief of the natio to tell floridians and everybod who lives in every state that might get covid. he's making this a clinical issue because he's gasping for air. >> i don't disagree with anything my colleagues have tol you. i merely report to you that the federal government will be empowered by federal court to deny medicaid and medicare reimbursements to nursing homes 15,000 or more of them because the federal government has that

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>> president biden approval rating is sinking fast as multiple crises pile up and it could screw things up for democrats in the midterms next year. the real clear politics average

is biden's approval slipping below 50 percent for the first time this year. that's on top of democrats already sounding the alarm abou their terrible messaging. rising crime, the border, spiking covid cases. >> these numbers are sinking faster than brian stelter in th mcdonald's ball pit. i just wrote that one down. i thought it was okay. our government, they didn't pla an exit strategy strategy for kabul, but they should plan an exit strategy for the democrats in the senate when they leave dc . people are craving stability, which is kind of what joe was promising in the good old days. we understood that trump was a chaos engine. he was doing five things at once . trumpet shook the box. biden promised just to lay in its. you can see that the presidency agent demand. i'm hoping that joe is benjamin button.

>> a relatively obscure cultura reference. >> i've got this one. >> thank you. >> i would say one thing that they have and that is redistricting. so that's happening this year. so republicans are already kind of with reason measuring the drapes for some of these districts in the house that the are targeting in the recruiting on behalf of the minority leade in the house. for the time. candidates with military graft map background. it was going to be tough for hi to get to the massive agenda parities at the infrastructure bill, the debt ceiling skimming up heard reconciliation he wanted to do. but you add a kabul commission to the mix, and it's going to slow everything down. >> geraldo, i know this isn't for you, but inflation. i forgot that, but 86 percent, while, as you take that five ou

of your wallets, it is worthles 86 percent of people polled by fox were concerned about inflation in people are getting hit seriously hard buying groceries in things like that. >> i don't know i don't shop, i don't like shopping. i know you order it from amazon anyway. that gas is where people see inflation. >> when you see a gallon of gas is over $3 a gallon everybody's mad. >> i hear that pull results, an i discredit it. i think what people care about is chaos at the border, they care about kabul will be the huge topic that people will bring in james in the republicans will shame the democrats for running away and so forth. but i think that biden is in trouble, redistricting is going to be a big thing in i think th

republicans will sweep back in power. i think, talking about inflatio the $3.5 trillion package they're trying to put together, that's what scares me. >> that is afghanistan is kryptonite to democrats for tha is my production. >> the biden slip started in ma and june with the right track wrong track question that they asked, and it was going well. remember, used to come on the show in say it's the summer of love, america is back. it's not what happened. it started to deteriorate right when the border catastrophe was at its zenith. gas prices went up right small businesses couldn't find workers , so people were pessimistic. then you get into august and july, we put flop en masse as delta comes up and then afghanistan put them below 50. people are feeling insecure.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: time now for one more thing. jesse? >> jesse: congratulations to myself. [laughter] jesses for selling 100,000 copies of how i saved the world. let's make it 200,000. now let's go to jesse's semitruck news. that's right. this happened in ohio. geraldo's neck of the woods. semitruck tried to cross train tracks. watch this. >> there is a train coming.

[horn] >> oh he is going to hit that [bleep] he is going to [bleep] hit him. oh, my god. >> jesse: everyone died. >> dana: jesse? >> just kidding, everyone didn't die. semi-truck. i mispronounced it. >> is that the first time you saw that video? >> do you think i know about trucking? >> all right. speaking of train wrecks, i will be on tucker tonight. where i will probably mention my book and is that all i'm talking about? >> i think did you a good job. >> all right, dana. podcast available for everything will be okay podcast. ben shepard was on talked about how multitask something impossible but he also talks about his book which is the authoritarian movement how the left weaponized america's institutions. and i have this cute little video. okay. so this young man, he's 17. getting ready to go college. his younger brother is so upset.

every day he would dress up in a different costume to greet his brother so that they could have a little sweet memory before he takes off for college. look at that isn't that cute? well, very good, jesse. you know your characters. i think that is not a completely new concept. but this is new for this family. >> greg: i will let it slide. let's do this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great. >> greg: best ever made by the way. i love playing children's games like duck, duck goose. especially when you get the you a then theng thick feel play it like these little critters here playing amazing game of duck duck goose. that's actually not a goose. i think that's a duck. >> dana: maybe the dog's name. >> greg: the dog identifies as a goose. >> jesse: what kind of dog is that? >> greg: i didn't really look.

>> jesse: dachshund? >> greg: look how he waits for him. they are having a good time. isn't that great? they're having a great time. they have no concept of time. they don't know what's going on. they are not worried about -- they don't have any existential problems. you know? all right. >> jesse: the duck does have existential problems. >> greg: you have existential problems, geraldo. >> geraldo: now that you mention it here is tonight's edition of geraldo's news with geraldo. [laughter] i love that, sabrina came up with it. it's not about me. it's mike tobin our dear colleague intrepid crime reporter wonderful guy got engaged to julie in utah and last night what makes it relevant to the segment is that last night bill hemmer and i -- and craig, my brother craig and i welcomed mike tobin who is

usually based in chicago roof top of the peninsula become my favorite bar in town and we put a few back. >> dana: why didn't you invite any girls? >> geraldo: that's an excellent question. where do you end? you start. [laughter] >> dana: congratulations mike tobin. >> dagen: he was a college cheerleader. >> dana: so was george w. bush. gathered gathered he did all the tricks. >> greg: doesn't want people to know about but you keep bringing up. he was a male cheerleader. shut up already. all right, dagen. >> dagen: he is strong man. so, geraldo is making me do this story because this is how big geraldo's like bathtub is. this is his hubber duck. i'm just kidding. this rubber duck appeared out of nowhere. this is harbor in main, belfast harbor. no idea where it came from. the harbor master though says it gives everybody a lot of joy.

they love the ducks. >> dana: you are killing the stage manager. she can't take it anymore. >> geraldo: it's been nice to work with you all. [laughter] >> greg: "special report" is up next. you are still here, right? >> bret: hi, greg. duck, duck, mike tobin. that's a good end. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier, breaking tonight. [one fire. [gunfire] >> they don't know how to control crowds. so they do these things. >> bret: chilling new video obtained by fox news shows afghans taking