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understands hymnals about as good as afghanistan. check this out. >> they played this song and my mind is going blank now. >> jason: i love that. i'm jason chaffetz in for raymond arroyo. >> greg: happy thursday, everyone. i'm so excited. because it's time for -- ♪♪ yes, welcome to "hug your thug"
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where victims and victimizers come together to see who the who criminal is. i'm your host, joy behar. let's address a candidate for city council tiffany caban, wants victims of violent crimes to work with their attackers in the name of restorative justice. if you see justice in front of criminal, you know you're getting nonsense. legit justice requires law and order, something lefties hate more than soap and water. caban calls it a public safety plan. for whom exactly? bringing the victim with the perp that beats her? this is the world's weird's dating app. how did you two loves ones meet? he pistol whipped me under a bridge in central park and stole my purse. caban calls it's a public safety plan. it's about as safe as dialling
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with the taliban and asking for kosher options. it's about as safe as wearing a doughnut suit around brian steltzer, this isment to strip cops and courts of authority. here's part testify the proposal. example of use. a person is beat up, suffers a broken rib and robbed of his wallet. his needs are heard and affirmed and works with trained staff to develop a services and healing plan. first of all, thanks for assuming the gender of the crime victim. shouldn't it be their wallet? i would only hope the victim filling out a pronounce work sheet. keeps going. when he's ready, he participates in restorative justice circles with the person that harmed them and their respective support systems. he asks questions about get
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answers and develops a plan. i'm supposed to develop an account ability consequences plans with the low life that flogged me with a car antenna, stole my i pad? what do you want me to do next? help him with his taxes? work on his to-do list? if i was mugged and beaten, my first question is why aren't you in prison right now, you [bleep]. but instead, here you must work out the thug's issues. isn't it your fault for having that money that he wanted? he was just taking from one and giving it to another you oppressor. sorry, the only a restorative circle that i want to see is that perp encircled by his victims and restore ago beating on his ass. instead of putting him in prison, we make the victims his social worker. how would this work out? >> so i'm your therapist today and i'm supposed to ask you how you feel. >> okay, i guess. kind of tired.
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hey, i know you. >> yes, you mugged me 30 minutes ago in central park. took my wallet and broke my eye socket and cracked three ribs. >> i know. my hand still hurts from punching you. >> i'm sorry about that. my facial bones are very pointy, especially the ones you cracked. >> it's okay. i forgive you. by the way, you have any more money? >> no. you took it off. i'm here to find a solution for your punishment. >> punish meant? >> sorry. restorative healing. how do you think we should deal with you mugging me? >> i still have headaches from the high pitch screaming you were doing when i punched your eye socket. >> sorry about that. >> all right. i guess i'll see you in the park. make sure you have money next time. >> sounds good. >> okay. [applause] >> greg: so the people pretenting to fight for victims are destroying their rights and ruining the lives for everyone except the rich that will always remain unaffected. somehow i sense this will not
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lead the prison time, which is the real agenda. people like this nut bag believe we shouldn't have a criminal justice system. that no one should be arrested or incarcerated. they see crime, violent crime as basically a misunderstanding. driven by poverty, lack of education and racism. for these crack pots, the real victims of crime are the criminals, the people that they beat up are just instruments of their attacker's persecution and probably deserved to be mugged because they have jobs or something. according to the "new york post," district attorneys declined to prosecute accused felons at twice the rate of 2019 letting more than 6,500 suspects off the hook. 17%. that is not a crime, what is? that's one way to clear the docket. you can also reduce burglaries by leaving your money outside with a sign that says come and get it. meanwhile, a serial pervert meaning a repeat pervert, not someone who has sex with a box of frosted flakes -- trust me,
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they're not that great! [laughter] yeah, he's been repeatedly exposing himself to kids. he keeps getting released from jail thanks to new york's lacks bail reform. each time he's arrested, he's out in a flash. [laughter] the scum has exposed himself five times since the end of april. this guy spends so much time with his pants down in broad daylight he has to put sunscreen on his junk. five times he's done this. four more times than jeffery tubin. two more exposures and he gets his own show on cnn. [laughter] according to the "new york post," this flashing freak keeps getting sprung because judges are largely barred from imposing bail on the misdemeanor charges. i bet the judges might feel differently if it was on their street. where is the media in this?
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the major news networks have spent less than an hour covering the crime waves in 15 democratic constituents. what happened to if it bleeds it leaves? now it's more like if the victim is a goner, it's a yawner. why is that. >> the media shares the blame if they accurately covered crime they would expose their own culpability. they push to defunding the cons, demonizing police and defended the riots. they're all going to go in on january 6, pretending to care about the officers and those victims. and throw everyone else in prison. no restorative justice needed. [applause] welcome, tonight's guest, she hosts a show after this one. if her ratings suffer, it's her fault. host of fox news at night, shannon bream. he's an expert on finances and smoldering glances. former director of the national
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economic council and host of fox business, larry kudlow. the only time he hears nice set is when he sells encyclopedias. she's like my grandmother's meatloaf. only tollering when covered in gravy. fox news contributor, kat timpf. shannon, good to see you. people keep asking me if you're really evil or not. >> they ask me. they're like what is greg's obsession with you and you're evilness? but i say i speak for myself. clearly people can see the darker side that i at the time around with me. >> greg: you're an awful evil genius. if you were the victim of a violent crime, would you want to work with the person that harmed you? >> if you have ever been that victim or somebody you love, you know the thought of going to court and see the person in the courtroom, it's excruciating.
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even if you want to be be part of prosecuting somebody. i think that that is asking a lot of victims. i don't know why we would give deference to the person that committed the crime. why are we worried about their feelings and making sure this works for everybody? if i can take their punishment by sitting across from them, sure. >> i'm in >> greg: you're right. i would make it physically painful and slow. you raised a good question to larry. what is it about criminals that is so appealing to the left? all the stories were connected by the one thing. diminishing of the victim and a preference for those that victimize. >> it's inexplainable. this is woke gone wild. >> greg: a dvd. nobody buys dvds anymore. that's a fox nation special. >> nothing happens. it's woke gone wild. you don't see anything. >> it's the beauty.
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covers every thing imaginable. >> defund the cops, defund the police, not enough. no bail? not enough. let them out every time? not enough. now we have to sit with them. not in a courtroom but presumably across the table. social workers, good. therapists good. police not good. i think this whole leftist culture of woke, every time you think they've gone too far, they go further. it's a mockery. they're being laughed at. the tide is turning because this stuff is so awful. the woke crowd is like a stock looking for a bottom and they cannot find one. [applause] >> greg: speaking of looking for a bottom, jimmy, i feel like we need new prisons like you need a new wardrobe. >> oh, i have a theory. can i throw this out at you? i have a theory that you love my fashion but you're jealous because it doesn't come in kid sizes. [laughter]
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i owed him one. >> that was good. >> greg: glad you came locked and loaded. you knew i was going to say something. >> i did. >> greg: especially with those boots. >> here's the problem in america. we don't have a crime problem. we have a stupid problem. stupid people got elected and convinced other stupid people that the cops were more of a threat than the criminals. an when you but it with race, it's an issue of right or wrong. woke politics often time make you overlight right or wrong. it's gotten us in a bad place in new york. we have the famous walking tours. they're now called running tours. you might get mugged. wrap it up fast. we're going to see the statue. >> greg: you come up with that joke in the tanning bed? >> it's going to be a chippy show. that's why he's the king of late night. >> it's a serve tanner.
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>> greg: i don't know what is. >> yeah. >> greg: kat, this is a tiny point but i'm wondering if you caught this. when they had that example of the criminal or the crime victim in her plan, they made it a male victim. i felt like because if they used a female victim to a violent crime and having her sit with a thug, they would have been laughed out of the room. that is the one thing that they just shied away from. could you imagine anybody forcing a woman to sit down with her rapist or somebody that beat her up? >> no, but this would. the craziest things, the left was obsessed with no blaming the victim. everything was blaming the victim. if you offered advice for how women stayed safe, then you're blaming them if they don't do that. if somebody bad happens to them -- this is literally victim blaming as a policy. they're saying if you meet with this team, you'll know what to say. if you said other things, you
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wouldn't have gotten beaten with a tire iron. or if you do, they still got through the court system and they're blaming the victim for the punishment. this person had to go to pry zone and suffer because you wouldn't sit down with them. it's like they're blaming double in terms of a policy. >> greg: yeah, also the criminal gets to show up with his side. so you're intimidated. not only is the criminal going to know more about you, you know what the this reminds me of? of certain backward countries that force the rapist and the victim to marry. now you have to marry. as if that is considered a punishment. >> i thought afghanistan was the b block. >> greg: was it afghanistan? i can't remember. >> this woman, she will be a natural on the city council. they're all crazy people. all socialists and have all of these weird ideas. another weird idea.
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i just got to inject this. today the city fathers, the education department backed by the teacher's union has decided there's no more honor roll in schools. i'm sure you were on the honor roll when you were in k-12 someplace. one year. one semester. >> he was on the a list. >> greg: i must have been. i don't remember. >> everyone gets a trophy for showing up to school. there's no honor roll, no merit, no motivation, no incentive. the teachers are ruining the city just like these crazy socialists are ruining the city. crime and education is the heart hoff the city and they're throwing it away. >> it's not just here. we covered last night in san francisco, they're paying people on a pilot program not to shoot other people. they're also in california talking about paying people not to do drugs. every time you show up and you don't get a positive test, they put money on a card for you. we're paying people not to shot
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people and paying people not to shot drugs. >> greg: one note, that is not out there as it sounds. in new york we're paying mets fans not to shoot themselves. [laughter] >> greg: there you go. >> no honor roll. >> greg: by the way, if you tried to find any research on how to rehabilitate a violent felon, good luck. it's a 90% recidivism rate, which means you can't be done, which means you need prisons, maybe private ties the prisons. you're not supposed to have fun in there. the prisons are for us, not them. up next, don lemon defend joe biden's rear end. ♪ ♪
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>> greg: does den lemon not mind leaving americans behind? around 27 students from
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elementary to high school age are still stranded in afghanistan unable to get out during the frenzied evacuations. setting the record for the world's worst field trip. but they're enrolled in the california public school system, so maybe that is a step up. i kid. the school district says some of them might be on their way back but they've been unable to reach them. president biden is one person that can go home again. an a.p. white house reporter tweeting that biden will spend the weekend in wilmington, delaware, making it his 11th time since his inauguration. meantime, cnn is finding unique and innovative ways to add race to the story. they're looking at online platforms used by white supremacist groups framing the taliban as a success.
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they found one post to back up their trend. they couldn't find two. cnn is worried about the white supremacists down the streets. and don lemon is unhappy with the criticism the administration has been getting. >> people should stop beating up on the administration. no matter how it ended, nobody would be happy. we can't get them all out in five minutes. can't get them all out yesterday. we should stop running around we left so many people behind. we don't know yet. >> it's easy to be level headed when mob is chasing you with a machete. >> greg: good points. that's an interesting standards that he just embraced. don't say anything if you don't know the facts. if lemon followed his own advise, his show it would be two hours of silence. that might help him in the
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ratings. he's getting shellacked by a newcomer. i don't know his name but i hear he's very good looking. should joe go back to vacation? with president, you're not ever really on vacation, right? unless you're joe biden you're on a permanent vacation. >> that's closer to it. he can run but he can't hide from this. sure, he can go to delaware. he can also go to fort dix or fort bliss where all of these refugees are. that's really the heart of this story. the catastrophe and the blunder, you think it's so bad and it can't get worse. you read about this. the people that are supposed to bring outs, translators, they're still there being held hostage essentially. then you have 100,000 people coming into this country, nobody know whose they are, nobody knows where they're going to go, nobody knows what their health is, nobody knows whether they're
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terrorists or not. why are they here and the ones that are supposed to be here are still over there? that -- biden has to confront that. this story is not going away. >> greg: none were vetted and yet the people that you know are supposed to be a crazy. kat, why is the media making this about race? >> you have to give points for creativity. how is this suicide bombing white people's fault? it's creative. i'm super both herred by don lemon's comments. this was a decade long disaster full of lies. when bad things happen, there needs to be accountability so more bad things don't happen, this idea that well, it happened, let's move on. it's like a plague on our society. it's like we all have friends like that that are like well, whatever. you know, yeah, whatever. no regrets. better to be ridiculous than
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absolutely boring. no, like it's way better if you didn't throw up in the taxi ride home. you need to take account ability for yourself. >> greg: she was rebecca, really. >> true story. i was a cabbie. >> grr. >> greg: calm down, kat. >> i never will. >> greg: shannon, what i find interesting is the idea that we can work with the taliban. it's like how we work with the taliban when we can't work with ms-13 or the bloods and the crypts? we're talking about a gang, not a government with these tribal rivalries. we're talking about really dealing with a gang. >> a murderous gang. a gang that treats women like meat. it's difficult to understand how our core beliefs and tenants could line up with a group like that. everybody is making the enemy of your enemy could be your friend. still do we want to be in bed with a group that is this but
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tall and disgusting? we can do better. we as a world super power with a moral high ground can do better. but when you see don lemon saying you're racist, you need to couple down. we lost 13 service members. americans are hysterical to some extent about that. until we think about if this happened to the last administration, who would be hysterical? don lemon. >> greg: of course. remember, he was not hysterical when there was looting or arson or anything. i went out to dinner. i had a great dinner in new york. i was recognized. the same mentality, jimmy. do you buy it? >> no. it drives me crazy. to your point, he spent four years howling about fake scandals. yelled about russia for four years, this is a real scannedle. we still have americans stuff in afghanistan. we have a reuter's transcript where the president is encouraging the afghan president to shoot a propaganda video to prop up the taliban knowing it's
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falling in real time. a more honorable america, his own party would drag him out. that being said, i like he's going on vacation. the further from the oval office the better at this point. i hate when they show the bike riding videos. you can see the three people coming with him to make sure he finds the way back. that's not the image of strength that i want us projecting to the world. >> so don lemon is not going to make the honor roll. no question about that. i will say that joe biden cannot run away from this, he cannot hide. i don't care if he's in delaware, washington, camp david. this is a terrible stain on his honor and credibility. we lost lives and probably more coming. >> greg: if donald trump won re-election and left the afghan translators behind, they would accuse him of racism. he doesn't like brown people.that's what they would
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>> greg: he didn't go along with orthodox views, so they gloat over his covid news. this week joe rogan popular and muscled, podcast host informed fans that he contracted covid and quickly recovered. >> i got up in the morning, got tested and turns out i got covid. so we threw the kitchen sink at it. mono clonal anti-bodies, zpack, prednisone, everything. and i also got an nad drip and vitamin drop and i did that three days in a row. so here we are on wednesday and i feel great. >> greg: not listed 40 milligrams odmp and 4 cans of
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whoop ass. the rogan story has gotten coverage. you have places like cnn jealous that he has more influence that they do. so they used his covid regimen to make him look like a looney. when joe tells them to eat bugs, it's only to win prizes unlike cnn. >> ready? >> sure. >> i'm scared of this. >> okay. >> oh, the crunch. >> do i have a wing hanging out of my mouth. >> greg: you're the network scolding ever on practices? the irony here is rogan is in better shape than 99% of the media. the other 1% -- as you can see, my abs are superior.
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keep lifting, joe. you'll get there. don't hold your breath at least while you have covid. is this that story because he's so influential? >> i didn't know what was under there. >> under what? i keep it covered up. if i walked around like that, there would be hysteria. people would be dropping like pigeon poop from the sky. >> hard to get work done when you look like that. because he's been pushing back, asking questions and wanting more details and data behind the cdc and fda stuff i feel like people get gleeful. did you hear that joe rogan has covid? they want to do a dance. the fact that he used these different things that different doctors have to advise you and he back so quickly, it's like they're upset. they're disappointed. >> greg: why didn't he suffer his penance for being outside
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what is acceptable. jimmy, you probably go to the gym a lot, right? >> jim's bar and grill. >> greg: yeah. you don't wear your prom jacket there, do you? it is a prom jacket. everybody knows somebody like joe. in to supplements, substances. so he's in total shape. but he does all the other stuff to get himself an edge. so i'm not surprised this is what he did. >> that's the part that drives him crazy. he's driving exposure to the fact that some people are less susceptible to the virus. certainly his demographic. we know what the target people should be. the olderly, morbidly obese and we should be targeting them more aggressively. to shannon's point, they're rooting against him. the thing that drives me crazy, the coronavirus is a rare instance of common cause. it attacks regardless of how you vote.
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it's a rare instance like a september 11th where you're supposed to put the politics aside. we spent more time fighting each other than fighting the virus. to that point i'm not as strong as i should be because i'm a comic and it's 11:30 on a thursday night. right now i know a hundred guys catching a virus at a la quinta hotel. i'm not that worked up. >> it's like i told you so. he didn't die. he felt a little sick for three days. it's a, i told you. yeah. because he questions things, it's easy for people to hate him. they want to see him fail and also hate him i think because he made $100 million for talking. >> that's right. >> which is twice as more than i make. >> 100 million from spotify. a big thing. >> nor talking, of the getting high and talking, which is
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everyone's dream. it's my dream. so people are like successful, jealous. so they want to find things. he said this, he said that. okay. you got covid. okay. he's fine because he's in shape. >> greg: spotify is that a radio for dogs? >> yes. >> greg: larry, the lady makes a good point. >> she's on. it's an honor roll story. honor roll story. >> he makes it. >> greg: what rogan did, the reason why his story so great is that he took a risk on himself. like i'm not like that. i like having a job. i like getting a paycheck. i don't like walking out and deciding that it's up to me to figure out what i got to do. very few people that do that and he did it. he didn't expect this to happen. he start add podcast and because he talks for three hours and lets people talk and talk about whatever they want and he goes outside the mainstream he became
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[sizzling] i may not be able to tell time, but i know what time it is. [whispering] it's grilled cheese o'clock. >> greg: can social media remove the dangers of nasty comments from strangers? is facebookly sick of fights over politics? this week facebook inferred plans to reduce political content in user's news feed. it's part of an effort to return to the true basis of facebook. see which of your friends from high school got fat. and meantime they're lawnching safety mode.
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>> a tweet starts a conversation. we're testing safety mode. a new feature that helps you auto block abusive replies. so you can get back to the conversation. safety moat. in beta testing today. >> greg: when safety mode is on, you can block is one. you can safely blaster away without your precious opinions being in public. it's like being a college student. accounts that frequently interact will not be auto blocked which means i can continue giving kilmeade a hard time about hi toupee. is this a bad thing to shield yourself from negativity? this might be helpful because twitter and social media tends to dial stuff: they dial the anger up, not done. >> i don't think they care, this is posturing. they want to look like they care about how social media affects
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society. if they cared, they would crease to exist immediately. social media is the ruination of everything. we talk about everybody trying to be more tolerant, nicer. we did away with what? read studies that 40% of elementary schools are obese and they're not doing anything about it because they don't know. that's what happens when you eliminate bullying. you know what i mean? a bully would have told the fat kids to pull it together and we wouldn't have an obesity epidemic. led it rip. it's only word. if social media wanted to help the country, one thing to restrict, restrict driving selfies with couples. everyone posts that selfie the second that they pull out of the driveway. if they cared, wait 20 minutes, show us the fight at the lincoln tunnel. i want that selfie. i'll like it and share it. >> greg: good point. kat, how do you moderate the
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conflicts on twitter? you don't go there as much. >> no, i don't. i can't look at it really. a lot of grandmas saying that i'm loud and annoying and my inner monologue already tells me that. the grandmas saying that they want to do gross sex stuff to me in detail. does your wife know you're out here? that's why she hates me. the mean stuff isn't as bad as the stuff that lotion in a basket type nice. it's nice because divorced middle age women like me. i like them but i have to wade through the stuff. i don't look at it. i know what it is. that's how it would be distributed if i looked at it now. >> greg: the problem is, there's part of us that needs to know if something bad is being said. >> you know that there is. >> greg: that's the cure. that is the cure. know there's always somebody saying something bad about you, shannon, especially you. >> it's you. it's greg gutfeld.
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[laughter] >> greg: i walked into that. >> he set me up. i saw the facebook thing. they're going to tamp down the political posts. we don't need -- listen, you made a life choice. if you're still posting about politics on facebook, you know there's people you'll never talk to again. family and friends. maybe that's your strategy. i'm going to post about my stuff. you can unfollow me. you know, people will continue to have these squabbles. as long as people feel like they can sit at home and attack you without you knowing them or have a relationship with them, this will continue. i got an e-mail that you want to participate in the safe mode trial thing? this is like karen's dream come true. you can report everybody. even people that you have relationships and conversations. with. >> my favorite is the person that comments on every one of your posts on every platform. nobody cares what you have to say. >> greg: except for you. i do -- i defend people on
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twitter. the reason is if that's their only outlet, they don't have tv shows and radio shows and weird jackets, so they're like -- friend of mine made an interesting point. our government is now social media. everything that makes a big splash on social media impacts our government. it's like it's above our government now. like you know the people in the white house are looking how things trend on twitter and facebook. >> totally. >> so many people go on twitter. i did twitter for years and i stopped doing it. they just want to bring you down, bring the country down. it's all negativism. what they're saying about facebook, going to make it better and more moderate, this is the crowd that will let the taliban post but won't let president trump post. i have a problem with that. this is also a crowd that knows when the republicans take congress next year, their liability shield, section 230 is going up in flames.
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they've been acting like editors and publishers and deserve that. once that liability shield is gone, going to go straight. i don't believe it right now. i don't buy it. >> greg: i have to say that's spent so much time talking about how social media dials up the friction among us. we get in an argument or anything, go to twitter, they make it worse. they meaning us, it's an inflammatory response. >> incentiize conflict. >> if they realize that, this is their remedy, i don't know if we can fault that for trying. >> it's always negative. >> and scorched earth. it's i used to like you. and then you said this. and now i hate you. you should be fired. >> i apologize. >> greg: i'm an optimist. all of those people are pest
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>> greg: welcome back. since we have larry kudlow on the show, we thought we would do a special segment on interest rates and inflation. who am i kidding? time for two stupid stories. first up, are women more likely to go out with a mush mouth? women find men that mumble to be more attractive than those that pronounce their words -- researchers suggest that women see mumbling as being more masculine. so brace your self-for joe biden being named the most sexiest man in america. swimmers in the u.k. are being warned to stay away from a dolphin named nick who is getting sexually aggressive with swimmers. you don't know what he's doing with his blow hole. nick the dolphin was bummed to
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hear his behavior interfere with his ability to make swimming buddies. he was happy to hear he wouldn't be governor for new york. >> i wrote that joke. >> greg: i know you did. dolphins or mumbling. how about mumbling dolphins? >> mumbling. my husband does it. it's so annoying. but i married him. >> greg: goes to my point. why do women find mumbling attractive? they don't. they find attractive men who mumble. if it was an ugly man that mumbles, you'd think differently. >> you said da, da, da every time. >> you nailed it. put him on the honor roll.
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>> he's working for it. >> he's on probation. >> greg: shannon, horny dolphin or mumbling men? >> i'm scared of the dolphin story. i stay clear of that. >> greg: what would have happened if flipper -- i thought about this. i grew up watching flipper. remember that? what if that was a shark instead of a dolphin? the only difference is one has a smile and the other one can't smile. we've been discriminating against sharks because they can't smile and dolphins are cute because they smile. but dolphins are the ocean's sex maniacs. >> i've heard that. their teeth are different, too. i'm going to stay away from that. it frightening. be warned. when you're in those seas. watch out. the mumbling men, i don't get. we talked about that. confusing to me. somebody started doing it today as a southern accent, matthew mcconaughey.
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chicks dig that. >> greg: that is also matthew mcconaughey: if you're a hillbilly from deliverance, not so much. >> looks like he's in his third try miser. you put the fox in fox news. >> greg: thank you. >> kat, you never heard that before. >> never. >> greg: larry, aren't dolphins the ocean's perverts? >> this is a difficult matter for me. you know, greg, thinking about this and your honor roll story, your ratings have been fabulous. no question about that. >> greg: that is true. he's trying to get out of the story. >> but i just want to say for your next break through, you really have to start talking inverted, yo curves and nonfarm payroll.
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shingles doesn't care. but we do. >> greg: we are out of time. ask for audience, larry kudlow, jimmy, kat timpf, an evil shannon bream. and she is going to prove she is evil by teleporting to her studio to host "fox news @ night" right now. watch it. ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello, and welcome to "fox news @ night." i'm shannon bream in new york. breaking tonight, calls on the left to tax the supreme court cheating us again after the 5-4 decision not to halt the texas abortion law. our legal bream team looks to add to the nine as speaker nancy pelosi alleges the bill won't be made a law of the land even though the

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