can always stay connected with us. you can catch more of our angle investigations california's decline on foxnation.com in the coming weeks. so thank you for watching the special edition of "the ingraham angle" and remember, it's america now and forever. greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: hello, america. i am coming from the past. my name is greg gutfeld. present greg is home drunk enjoying the national holiday. i hope you are too. though i guess from my perspective right now, that would be future greg who is at home. either way, i'm sure past, present, and future greg saul look and smell terrific. but since you were here, let's look at some of my favorite segments from the past to go

months. we've had some great guests like tucker carlson, julie, and of course kat timpf and congress. >> compared to god won't give vaccine mandates the nod. eric clapton, the legendary guitarist known for such hits as, chameleon and wake me up before you go-go -- >> way. >> declared he won't play any concerts where proof of vaccine are required to attend. he issued the statement after prime minister boris johnson announced that brits would need pass paint dominic that i wish to say that i will not perform on any stage where there is a discriminated audience present. unless there is provision made for all people to attend i reserve the right to cancel the show. and he is getting support from fellow musicians and also fred. they wrote the '90s hey i am too which as you know is a song

based on the life of stuart varney. [applause] >> that's a joke, emily. emily is going to fact-check on wikipedia. this week they tweeted eric clapton is a new punk. that is because his stance against vaccine passports stands in contrast to american bands like green day and the foo fighters. they have been playing before vaccinated only crowds but honestly no one is really missing anything at those shows except for basic power cords. here is a clip from the latest concert. ♪ ♪ ♪♪ come on now. memo >> greg: i can't believe he was once a nirvana. i it's kind of amazing to see eric clapton taking a stance. >> i don't know who it is. >> greg: you do not know who

eric clapton is? >> i had to google it. >> greg: timeout. the birds? no, he's not in the birds. yardbirds. >> i don't know them. >> greg: cream. >> are the songs? [laughter] >> greg: what is happening? what is happening question mike >> he is going to outlive us all. >> but i did google him and so i thought well, if you went to his concerts in the 70s and 80s, you probably don't need the covid vaccine. i think you can survive anything you want through. just kidding, he should get the vaccine. >> greg: it is a fair point that he can turn down these concerts because he is super wealthy. but so could green day. >> just right -- nobody breathe. let's get through this. i guess i struggle with this. the fact that this is even an

issue and why we are talking about it. never i enrolled my kids in school i'd to show their vaccine stuff. it should not be that big of a deal. if you are having a concert and you were saying you can only go if you have a vaccine and you have a vaccine court or whatever, okay, cool. go to the concert that you don't have to show why not. i think the idea is that unfortunately, not all of us are pretty good at the honor system and there is a lot of people saying i am vaccinated and they are not. >> greg: but america is based on the honor system, dammam. >> that is why when we unroll our children and we have to show their vaccination charts. we are just fighting over everything. >> greg: i agree. >> and it's like if you have the vaccine, each of the card. if you didn't, you didn't. that's it. move on. >> greg: i assume you know who eric clapton is. he did write this on cocaine. >> i don't know anything about

that. >> greg: how crazy is it that almost 80-year-old man is now a punk >> i rebel. an 80-year-old british dude by the way. when i look at this at the bigger picture, i ask what the hell happened to liberals of the past. stand up to the man. fight the power. rage against the machine. instead of f you, i want to what you tell me. now it is -- and now it is eric clapton. >> greg: they are not just too, they are just too rebellious. >> actually don't know who they are. i know the song. no one has ever heard of them. they have just of the song. >> greg: how dare you insult them and cocaine? >> they're not on the show. >> greg: i would invite them to come back on. emily, i am a hypocrite.

be as i agree with trey that the idea of vaccine passports seems a bit weird and overly compliant. however, if it makes my life easier, if i get a better seat at the concert because i'm vaccinated, i am all for it. i'm telling you right now, i am full on hypocrite. but you knew that. >> totally fine. love you anyways. i think that this makes him a rock star. because here's the thing. he is british and the system is going to check him meaning that if he is coming on saying i'm only going to play in nondiscriminated audiences, we will guarantee there is going to be public regulations and laws that are in the u.k. that say if you hold a concert in a private property, then people had to be vaccinated to attend. so it sort of checks in. it's not as if he's going to start hosting super spiders everywhere but he's taking a stance against the establishment and for once someone has set up for what they believe and he is taking that stand.

and whether or not he can afford it, he is still coming out publicly and same with van morrison. >> greg: you know who van morrison is? >> my brown eyed girl. >> greg: exactly. i would hate to have you as a partner on pub trivia night. >> i am good at pub trivia. >> greg: you would also drive me crazy. >> yeah. >> greg: i am sorry. but you would probably throughout 400 answers and they would all be somewhat right but may be wrong. >> just not enough to get a point. >> we are regular champions. so never mind you're not going to be your partner. i will be your partner, morgan. >> greg: do you know who the beatles are? can you name the members of the beatles? you can't, can you? say them. >> i have mommy brain. >> greg: the lead singer of the rolling stones?

gene simmons. this is amazing. i can do this for a whole hour. >> why are we talking about this? her lack of music knowledge is offensive. >> can you talk about the opera because i can be you on opera trivia. because she is cultured. >> thank you, emily. and she is 21 and beautiful. >> what does that have to do question mike >> because well been alive -- >> greg: i'm getting yelled at by the producers we have to move on. >> i know the one beetle guy married and she broke them up. >> greg: yoko ono? >> who is the one woman -- >> it's like sports stars getting married to a kardashian. >> that is not a great knowledge. >> greg: have to go. we are 10 minutes over. >> greg: while that was

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♪ ♪ >> greg: a few weeks back, the mysterious figure known as tucker carlson stopped by the show. and we had this beautiful little chat. tucker, congrats on the new book. i just want to ask a personal question before we get moving. is it true that where you where khakis to bed? >> no, but i hang them next to my bed. i get three days per pair. >> greg: i remember when you are working at fox and friends. you are were so dirty, your khakis were filthy. but the best story was i was at a bar in midtown.

it's like 1:00 a.m. i walk out and who is jogging at 1:00 a.m. in midtown but tucker carlson? and you are jogging in a sweatshirt and you are chewing gum while you are jogging. >> it is hard to smoke when you run. you know to mean? >> greg: do you exercise in the middle of the night? >> well, i did when i had to host the show. i am not a morning guy so i would get up at three and bang out a run. and then go to work. you have to wake up, right? >> greg: that's incredible discipline to do that because your body is just not ready for. i know it isn't meaningful to other people but for me, i love hearing people doing weird things in the middle of the night because it makes me feel like i am not completely weird. in the 90s, i was reading you, i was editing men's health. i was in mainstream publications and you are this kind of like amazing ride comic writer

writing on this investigative reporting stuff. you had a name for yourself. it seem so long ago because you have become something so different. and both of us are like that. we both are in this weird parallel world and that we became extremely close and we bought that bed-and-breakfast in vermont. but we don't really talk much anymore. how has the media changed in your mind in the past 30 years? >> well, it has become intolerant of free thinking. when we joined dead -- i grew up around it. i always wanted to do it because i saw it lead and it was surrounded by interesting people with cool ideas were bad ideas but ideas and they were brave people who said what they thought and went and saw things that were interesting. it was a great gig i thought. and there were a lot of people and it who have those attitudes. none of whom i agreed with politically, but that did not matter. there was the spirit of free inquiry and of courage. and the idea was we have the one

job in america where you can say what you really think. we are journalist pair that is job. exercise of first amendment. i wake up one morning and i look around and we work for a family that has traditional views on the first amendment. they are in favor of it. but nobody else is in favor of it. and the next thing i know -- i don't think i have changed. i have the same kind of attitude i had 30 years ago. just that nobody else does. it's bizarre. it is so weird. >> greg: the weirdness is that right now, i was say this is my flaw. the writers that i look up to now were writers that i do not look up to back when i was ideological, when i always looked at the other side. so whether is matt -- i used to get in fights with glenn and it was so silly and stupid and so ironic that they were the best of the left and now they are the best of the right. and it's not like they changed.

is that weird? >> that's exactly right. i think what happened was all of the irrelevant issues faded away and who cares if they are coming for your right to speak freely, it's becoming totalitarian if you are to violate your own conscious. to take medicine you don't want or need at gunpoint. to keep your job. what? that is a whole new level of coercion. so the issues have really changed and become fundamental and what is left of the people who believe in fighting for the , basics, and it turns out to go of the best and the bravest happened to be on the left. both of whom i despise as you know f the '90s. both who attacked me at great length. matt wrote like a whole 8,000 word essay about how i was evil. i don't care. actually. because all i care about is the bravery required to do defend the bill of rights and if it is

left to the skies, more power to them. i dropped prescription and subscribe to them. >> greg: last point because after all. when you say i don't care, the reason why say don't care is because you are probably the happiest person in media from what i can gather. that must drive your critics crazy because they get so angry by you and you are laughing all the time. >> i would know. >> greg: you have more fun than anybody? , right? >> i would know because i don't have a tv. it's just poison. why would you give people who are emotionally incompetent and motivated by malice control over your emotional state? i don't care. i've no respect for them. i could not know mike could care less for what they say. my job is to be faithful to the people i love and to be happy and i am. >> greg: all right, tucker.

the book is called "the long stride." you're obviously a great writer and it's going to be my remaining summer reading if i can remember how to read. thanks, tucker. >> think the mike wright to see you, greg. >> greg: that was fantastic. up next, a segment so good you will be saying wow, that was a great segment, greg. can i have some more please? so don't go anywhere. ♪ ♪ when my brother passed away. and a couple of years later, my mother passed away. after taking care of them, i knew that i really wanted to become a nurse. amazon helped me with training and tuition. today, i'm a medical assistant and i'm studying to become a registered nurse. in filipino: you'll always be in my heart.

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year. i would give a more precise figure but i was drunk too. bottom line, drinking was up across the board in 2020 despite -- researchers even interviewed one mother who had been losing so much that she had no idea that the pandemic even existed. we went to her for comment. >> oh [bleep]. [laughter] what an idiot. i have so much to say about this. i'm guessing you probably knew that. i think they went about the study completely wrong. first of all, i want to know of those 323% increase, how many of those functioning alcoholic moms, which by the way there is nothing wrong with that, aa is for quitters. and i have a list to go through his why don't drink as much as i

do. i want to know if those functioning alcoholic moms had working husbands at home because the number would have tripled from my professional opinion. because of my husband would get out of my basement, i would probably drink -- welcome i would still drink but maybe not 323%. >> greg: easily. you hate here has been. >> no. alcohol. >> greg: kat, i did the math, it's like going from 0 to 3 drinks. it's talking about they drinking which is not a bad thing. it's the best kind of drinking. >> it's a great thing. you know it, it's also not my fault. i drink more during the lockdown. it wasn't just a month or two, it kept going. people are like yeah, we are still locked down. i'm sorry, but you don't let me go anywhere, i'm going to go somewhere in my mind. if you like i should be able to write off all my blackouts on my taxes. >> greg: i like drinking in the daytime. it turns the day into two days.

because he can sober up and then drink again at night. >> a little soda in their parent or little whiskey. but i believe this story. i believe it's because the moms have to deal with the kids. now i know why they were really upset with the teachers unions because they made them drink. they have experience with the teachers were experiencing all along. your kids. >> greg: they make you drink, tyrus. you have any thoughts question mike >> i'm going to take a bullet for the team. of course it was the pandemic. can when women just have one class of accountability. the dads don't get to say the pandemic, that is why we are drinking. they can say that it's the drunk whites making us do all the chores in the house and yelling at us because they were going to be prom queens and they had big plans and they ended up with you. mike that is not fair. i sleep on the couch with a badge of [bleep] honor because i

take responsibility for my actions. i am so sick of every time women do something there is a 320%. pandemic had nothing to do with that. nothing it's what happens when you had to be home for more than four hours you drink want to criticize everybody in the hot. >> why is he married and i am not? i said all the right things but -- >> because i know she don't watch the show. i am shawshank right now. but it's real. this is your own fault. quit blaming us for everything. we didn't open the bottle. well, usually, yes we do. we had to open the bottle, pulled the cork, port for you, and bring it to you. it's always all faults. -- you didn't make her feel -- well there, i felt unattractive.

>> greg: she is such a great sport. and you would be a great sport too. don't go anywhere. so much more to come, including a naked mariachi band. should be fun. i am lying. ♪ ♪

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which if true, would prove he had a fully assembled lego model of the capital in his home. no word if he also had a light bright. great job, daily bees. they were rightfully mocked for insinuating the guy used a toy to plan a riot but as for the assembled lego model, they were wrong on that too. and a new court filing, they were seeking to keep him in custody that lego set was in a box and not fully constructed. thank god that guy is still in jail. he might come at you with an easy bake oven. so excellent work there, media, who actually took the story seriously to begin with and thought owning a lego model would make you a terrorist. but what you expect which of my pappy is now asking people to write out family members or extremism. because asking their own actively participating -- the bureau hosted a document called homegrown violent extremist mobilization indicators along the way of

saying conservative white males which tells you how people can spot suspicious behavior among friends and relatives and report them. for example, you might have a son who suddenly is getting a lot of money for his lousy painting. so we have the government enlisting family members to narc on each other and a price that believes toys equal terror. it's almost half the media and government are working together to target certain people over beliefs. imagine where this is headed. >> i want my phone call. what are my evening doing here? i've done nothing. >> nothing? we found this in your home. you terrorists are all the same. >> terrorist question mike and me being charged something question mike >> clearly you are plotting to attack america naval. and more. you are also being charged with counterfeiting and a reel of real estate fraud operation and more. >> there is more question marks because there is more.

and conspiracy to commit murder and illegal possession of a -- >> this is ridiculous. >> i have a clue for you. you are going to jail. >> there is more question marks because there is more. >> what kind of a sick twisted perv or has this is known? speak i got that for my kids. >> for his kids? you sick son of a bench. get him out of here. paul's >> greg: excellent acting by the joe's. all right. there is more. can you imagine how this rate it went down on this guys house? like when they found the box. oh, my god, the capital. >> i think someone defunded that sketch. very low budget on that. >> greg: wow. through the producers under the bus. speak of the fact that you are

thinking lego's. the only way legos are dangerous is if you are barefoot and you step on one. it's really painful. but the idea that someone would be planning to storm a building and say which entrance do we go through? i don't want to look at a map, i want to have this hard, pointy, plastic model that i have carried with me. you mean we can just go through the door that that cop is holding? no, let me check my drawbridge here. it is -- they have clearly lost her mind. and it was still in the box. practically mint condition. you could list on ebay and get extra money. i don't like the idea that you turn family game night into a struggle session. it does remind me of something my parents taught me which is stitches get stitches. so keep it in the family no matter what is going on. keep your mouth shut. >> greg: before, i find it interesting that lego has not said -- and pledged $5,000 to blm. >> they better have.

they are going to be done. no more legos. it's all very confusing as is the reporting your family members. like how do we know? you know, you see whenever someone murder someone all everyone on tv is like i didn't see it coming. he kept to himself. do i start reporting anybody who keeps in themselves? you're shy and i report you? this is going to lead to so many civil liberty infractions that we arty had to deal with. >> greg: and the worst thing about all of this is that we are going to run the of forensic file episodes that people are knocking on their relatives, we're not going to have any good crime dramas anymore because none of the crimes are going to be committed. >> that's true. >> greg: tyrus, you know what i am thinking of. how great is it to report people you don't like question mike >> because you keep reporting me all the time. add more investigations against me then president trump thanks to greg. this is nonstop.

here's the thing, i guess the fbi missed this most of the time. it is relatives who turn in relatives. that's number one. we arty knew that. here's the deal. if we want to kick in this house and there would have been -- i do legos with my kids. if you would put the capital together, you are a serious dude. and if i see that capital put together with streetlights and everything, i am like this as -- we have to watch him. he is a terrorist. he made a model of this state and client everything. he had the plan but it never got out of the box. and i didn't spend a whole lot of time studying a law but it only lets me know how reckless and unplanned this whole thing was because the guy with a lego box never put the model together to get a clear path. because they all acted on their own volition. although they had good ideas which usually happens with misguided people.

they don't usually do the work, let alone put the legos together. clearly he had a thought but thank god he is lazy. that's what we had to deal with. at all -- you can let the fbi continue to do with their doing, not answering phones and moms turn in their sons and trying to figure out how dangerous a guy who buys the box but doesn't put it together. >> i think if they put it all together then that's a little dangerous pray not that it's the capital to any guy alone doing that complicated of a lego set by himself. >> greg: the "star wars" lego models my nephew put together -- >> i've spent weekends putting together. it takes a special -- especially boring one. there is no rockets or anything. >> greg: is the capital. why bother? >> give me an action figure. >> greg: you should get a little chuck schumer. still to come, a cooking segment with george clooney. not on the show, but somewhere

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♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back. this next segment has lots of great stuff. president biden saying goofy

stuff, some supersmart gas, and of course me, hit it, peggy. joe's nonsense leaves us horrified. watch carl burstein was a complete mess during the trump years. every day was worse than you know what. >> what we are watching and then trump residency is worse than watergate. are there echoes of watergate in this? and there are. we are also witnessing something we did not see which is a meltdown by a president who is demonstrably unhinged. what we are seeing is worse than watergate. >> greg: but this may be hard to believe. he has gotten even worse with trump out of office. >> he is america's -- our own american war criminal. of a kind we have never experienced before. trumps crimes as a -- as an american war criminal in his own country that he has perpetrated

upon our people, including the tens of thousands of people who died because of his homicidal negligence in the pandemic putting his own electoral interest above the health of our people as they were slaughtered in this pandemic. >> greg: i guess the only way for a president to not be called a war criminal is to not start any wars by carlos henry. that is because it is not about trang, it is about you. now we have to confront how many of our fellow citizens support a war criminal. now we are back to confronting people. cher can't help yourself either. over the weekend she tweeted we have to confront -- they will do it by white dominance. instead of idea they have hate and trump will kill america. so the only way to beat the republicans is to vote in the election to say they won't let you vote in. doesn't she know trump has left

the building just like your brain? speaking of joe biden, while trump is killing us, at least biden's incoherence will leave us something to snicker about. >> what -- >> greg: i don't know what that was. was here that again a few more times. >> greg: what what must be what. i figured it out he was mimicking the rhythm of the question. i was trying to figure out what he was saying but he was like -- i think he was imitating her, right? >> i don't know. i really don't know. i have no idea what he said. and nobody cares. that is fine.

people still want to talk about trump. with that carl bernstein clipped, the funniest thing is that he began by saying we need to "calmly step back" which is really interesting to say and call someone a war criminal just like cher's tweet where she makes a serious allegation that has formalities in it. it doesn't match. >> greg: and softens the blow. what did you make of that sound bite? >> i did my homework and i listen to and i watching the webs, they do kind of match the word so i don't know. i love that you captioned anyway. >> greg: what do people think he said? >> his blood has been wiped. >> now that i have seen it remember that thing? speak of the blue dress and the golden white dress. you are welcome. >> a very divided country. >> greg: but i prefer to be divided over this.

>> i wish i knew what the other option is. >> i think is new gripe and we thought -- i think is new gripe is when he gets a question that aren't about pertaining to the topic du jour which is laughable when you consider the questions that donald trump got when he was office after delivering a speech on the economy. nothing about the economy. so that is one to take in. >> greg: do you worry that maybe biden is losing himself faster than we thought or is that just -- >> obviously people can question his cognitive ability. we have no evidence or proof. >> greg: except when he talks. >> except there are some moments where you do ask yourself is he okay? >> greg: it's like computer glitches, tyrus. acquittal skips. >> it is bro code for help me out.

like, he knows the progressives are coming for him and every chance he gets to speak he's like help, get me out. kamala harris is like this. how are we doing this morning? poor guy. you have to use code when you are the president you know it is bad in that office. but this whole thing about division and everybody is at each other and what are we going to do and what is the other alternative and you have people like cher jumping in and telling you you are all going to die. i used to like it when republicans did the fearmongering because they actually had a real villain. if you don't vote for us, usama bin laden is going to come get you. and it would be like in missouri going that might be true. now they don't even have the energy to give us the villain. america is going to die, and by the way --

like every time you asked me a question i was like you know i broke a record. the magic number is 605. no matter what the question is, i bring them one great moment i have in my life. so what is your thought on hurricanes and stuff? well, they are worse than watergate. and by watergate, you know i did not break that story. but he just cannot let go of his one-hit wonder. like blaming it on the rain. >> greg: 605 pounds question mike >> yeah. >> greg: that's a lot of weight. that's like twice what a bench. >> 188? >> 6'3". >> greg: it's amazing. and they can't notice it. i haven't been on grinder in ages. would you believe we still have more fun stuff ahead? we do. you know i would never lie to you. being back in exactly 240

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♪ ♪ >> greg: we've got time for just one more segment. hit it, gertrude. it's time for... two stupid stories! she blames the clown for letting god down. a christian orthodox woman in russia swing mcdonald's claiming an advertisement or start to break her fast for the first time in 16 years and go get one of their cheeseburgers in april of 2019, that's two years ago. she's asking for mcdonald's to compensate her for what she calls moral damage in the amount of 1,000 rubles, which is $700,000. it's 14 bucks. i still don't believe the story. at least she hasn't stolen anything and blamed it on the hamburger though, that's good news.

if that story makes you not want to live on this planet anymore, you are in luck. nasa is looking for four volunteers to live in a fake martian habitat complete with spacewalks, restricted food and limited communication with the outside world. i love it, but it has the doubters of the moon landing claiming they are going to fake it again. so is mars the solution to earth's endemic wrong problems? it's like my dad used to say, the earth is the cradle of humanity but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever. he also wrote erotic fan fiction to captain kangaroo, but to each his own, i say. sorry. tyrus. tyrus, which story would you like to address? >> what you just said, that's a whole sit down. the morris thing is a really good idea. it just takes the right family to put up there. and what a better time for cuomos in space! phenomenal! [applause] >> go up there for a while,

five, six decades, wait it out. >> greg: yes! >> take it with you and he can interview you up there and then mail them to us in the states and i will read them right here on this show. >> greg: it's like kind of a lost in space. could be like the little robot. i got to stop hitting on him, i'm to mean. what would you like to comment on? mars or mcdonald's? >> the mcdonald's thing irks me because i think it will need to stop wanting to have a problem just to have a problem with things. like you said, this is two years ago and also if it really made you want a burger, like you're getting a mcdonald's burger, that's disgusting, i love it. go to shake shack, go somewhere else. >> greg: this was in russia. we did the story on "the five" and i'm doing it now and i'm going this didn't happen. >> it's not my turn anymore, but shouldn't you be blaming god? like it's his fault!

>> the guilt is so real. so i was super catholic in high school and i went a lutheran school and we were going to order food and then go to the movies we order chinese food and everything had meat in it and i didn't want to be weird, i wanted to be cool, we go to movies, guess what movie we saw? >> greg: what? >> "the passion of the christ"! i felt so bad, we did all that and i had to be cool? i felt that, if there was somebody i should have sued maybe i could have buried >> greg: the stupid mistakes down our throat. >> we had macaroni and cheese and the ladies of the church would make pierogies. >> people made you guys food when you were kids? >> greg: curtis, i know this is completely off topic but how many cats do have? >> 16. >> my hero! >> everyone of them would have been euthanized in the shelter if i and my wife hadn't rescued them, without -- without the

mirror new york city no dogma no cat, no animal will ever be euthanized again, no kill shelters. [applause] >> greg: nothing to do with the story. what -- how -- where do you keep the cats and do you live in like a ranch? do you have a ranch? >> a cat ranch -- we have a 28 square-foot apartment. that's it. with three litter boxes, i change it three times a day, double hernia every few days, but they are our furry little friends, they are our family members, wouldn't you rather be with her animals then sometimes your kids? your grandchildren. >> i don't have any. >> your grandparents, husbands, wives. >> yeah, yeah! >> greg: 325 square feet, that is basically this area. >> yeah, i could get more cats. >> shannon: >> greg: that's this area.>> weo living. 250 square ft. i got him beat. if i beat!

>> greg: wow, that is amazing. that was a lovely evening but i must leave you now. set your dvrs every night so you never miss an episode. tomorrow night we are back with a brand-new episode. see you then. i'm greg gutfeld, i love you, america. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> david, welcome to washington, i am mike emanuel in for bret baier. there's no holiday we can for about a thousand people, including many americans who are stuck in northern afghanistan tonight. they are on charter flights awaiting clearance to leave, the taliban is said to be blocking their departure. we have fox team coverage, brit hume has his analysis of all things afghanistan, peter doocy's with president biden at his home in wilmington, delaware, we begin with correspondent trey yingst in qatar and the latest on the evacuation efforts, good evening.