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>> gutfeld industrial hygiene corporation in conjunction with self assembling elves presents how to be a journalist with your host, brad pitt. >> greg: hi, i'm your host, brad pitt. let's talk about rolling stone, also known as crap. the once great now pile of wet garbage published a story claiming an oklahoma hospital was so overwhelmed by patients overdosing on horace d wormer medication than actual gunshot victims were stuck outside in ambulances waiting for beds. meanwhile, horses full of worms had to wait outside because they weren't wearing masks. with a story that sounds this on the nose you would assume any competent journalist would reach out to the hospitals before they write about it. after all, these modern

facilities have phones and facts machines and carrier pigeons at a brand-new thing we like to call email. having two or more sources, verifying information before you presented as fact, oh, where's the fun in that? this is rolling stone, whose readership still hasn't used their aol free trial cities. it's the weekend at bernie's version of journalism. a dead product propped up by virtue signaling and incompetents who believe in santa think. the writing is so painful they should change their name to kidney stone. stephen king has nothing on these turds when it comes to fiction. the story was originally from oklahoma quoting a doctor within the northeastern hospital system denied any patients were treated for ods. ended doctor hadn't worked at one of the hospitals in question for months. i haven't seen denial of a strong since the time elton john married a woman.

there were absolutely no overdoses related to ivermectin, nor were any patients turned away due to an overload. apart from that detail, the story checked out just fine. at first rolling stone kept pushing the story then ran an updated, no retraction. when i got too big to bury they ran a humiliating correction but not before a pile of liberal mainstream media figures embrace their panjshir. rachel maddow tweeted about it. joy reid who apparently still has a job promoting the story on her show. >> and emergency room in one rural local hometown is overwhelmed by people overdosing on ivermectin, the horse deworming medication. it's gotten so bad gunshot victims are having to wait to be treated. >> greg: great job, joy. maybe it's time msnbc got treated for worms. after all, how many times have their hosts look like a horses

ass? there was a list of suckers who bought this story from business insider to the guardian. someone f the fake story took off without anyone within that media bubble applying the brakes. they place their feet on the gas pedal. first of all, the media is not our best and brightest people, present company excluded of course. you find better and smarter folks in the front row of a midnight cockfight in guam. especially those whose only content is click bay designed to make their leftist consumers feel superior, and that's what the story did. it gave their patients a dose of dumb redneck therapy, something to chat about while the barista screws up your latte.

rolling stone was responsible for one of the most damaging hoaxes ever, peace called a rape on campus. a crime they never happen. they gleefully ran with it. they later retracted the story after the lives of the accuser were ruined forever. uva's reputation was severely tarnished in american colleges went into a full-blown panic due to a make-believe campus rape epidemic. you'd think they would learn but to learn you have to sever unpleasant consequences. meanwhile rolling stone just got a new editor in chief from of all pthat's like hiring your babysitter from death row. it's a bummer. i grew up idolizing rolling stone. when the clash or cheap trick made the cover invalidated my life because those were my bands so i tolerated the commie leftism. now it's a mess. rolling stone is journalism as barfing into an air conditioner is to air conditioner repair.

maybe they always sucked and i didn't know it. after all, rolling stone panned led zeppelin's first two albums, jimi hendrix first album, black sabbath, nirvana, neil young, the rolling stones. need i go on. why doesn't this magazine locked up in gitmo where it belongs? perhaps they should stop doing these -- the musical altogether and stick to a politically owning the rooms. here are some ideas. transgender raccoon families. babies or rabies. why you should never trust white people except for us because we like tracy chapman 800-pound man dies at hot dog eating contest. covid suspected. top 500 songs of all time, number one "my hump" by black

eyes peas. tom hanks has temporarily passed away. why are they called african-american sabbath? finally, dewey defeats truman. still magic. embrace it, rolling stone. your role as a respected music magazine is over. you may be a rolling stone but your graze has been gathering mosque for years. she's like a wood grain finish: great to have on panels. fox business network anchor dagen mcdowell. he's had more underground success than hydraulic fracking. "real talk" podcast host and british rapper zuby. like most cats, she's got nine lives and occasionally coughs up a furball. fox news contributor kat timpf. and he needs a concealed weapons permit to wear a long-sleeved shirt.

the nwa's world television champion, tyrus. i'm going to go to you first, tyrus. you are off for a while. >> tyrus: i was doing grown-ass man work. digging trenches, keeping generators going, hunting for gas. fun stuff. >> greg: that's my weekend. >> without the flannel and the chaps and the bells and whistles of what you do. we are okay. louisiana is okay. not so much because of the government help. fema needs to get their act together. the people. you saw a lot of the power line workers coming from all over. they're all gaining weight because they are just getting gifts of food and encouragement. that's the louisiana way. even though the power is still out in a lot of different places and fema is looking for a fraud instead helping families. >> greg: so climate change leads to obesity. another risk factor.

when is this madness going to end? >> tyrus: you took my feel-good moment and made it ugly. >> greg: or does obesity cause climate change? either way, both are racist. >> tyrus: the gravitational pull. i didn't go to journalism school but i still have this one rule where somebody said a rumor. you always try to back it up. when did twitter and instagram become your sources? you don't have to look up the story. is a great movie called "all the president's men." the journalist would come with stories. and editors would be like no, i need three sources. now, it was on twitter. run it. front page. it's shameful that that's where were at now. accusation and good stories of the truth as opposed to actually doing the work. we need to stop using that term, journalist. >> greg: we need a new way to describe it.

>> tyrus: twitter watcher, instagram reporter. that's probably where we need to go. >> greg: zuby, welcome to the show. glad to have you here. you've got a lot of fans. not as many as me but you're getting there. >> zuby: working on it. >> greg: what did you make of the story? >> zuby: the horse deworming? it's ridiculous. it blows my mind how clueless people are about this particular drug in this whole issue. the site that people are running with it. the whole politicization of medicine that's been happening not just here in the u.s. but globally is very concerning. very, very concerning. people keep saying follow the signs, but there's been so much bias. it's become a team sport. >> greg: wherever politics goes, it splits everything into two pieces and you have to choose one side or the other. no matter what, you can't when met, you can't win. that includes you. >> dagen: i feel like a

winner. >> greg: not tonight you don't. >> dagen: i am hiding the armpit cleavage. >> greg: why doesn't rolling stone full? >> dagen: the headline when i first saw it, that's going to get passed around and it's not true but i read the first couple and it said ers are so backed up that gunshot victims were -- and i went, this is rural oklahoma. it ain't hunting season. you can hunt squirrel maybe. but it's not the season for deer, elk, bear, antelope, any of them. ain't nobody getting shot this time of year. not in that part of oklahoma. but i was talking to my psychiatrist about this today, probably a waste of time and money. >> greg: why are you talking

to him about that. he's getting paid. don't waste your talking points on him. i asked, what do you make of this. >> dagen: classic schadenfreude. people are reinforcing their self-worth and superiority by the suffering of others. he said it is less common in person. and then i said to him well, it's less common in person because if you called me white trash to my face, you're taking a pavement map in front of the tasty freeze. that moved along to my anger management problem. >> greg: it looks like we are out of time here. could you venmo me. >> greg: i will. you would make good money doing that. >> greg: i have a good voice for psychiatrist. >> tyrus: you have a good voice to end it. that was good, asking for payment. >> greg: would you like some kleenex. my next patient, kate.

kat. you are quite an accomplished writer. you write for national review among other places. how did you -- how do they not see this? >> kat: i get what you're saying. because they wanted to be true so badly. as tyrus said, you shouldn't run with a story with a claim like this when your source is some guy who said he works at the hospital. especially because you could call the hospital. it's not like you do slough thing. you google it. it's also not the first time this is happened. associated press ran with a with a claim saying 70% of calls were about ivermectin. the actual number was 2%. that's a big difference. i'm not a math lady but i believe it's about 60% of a difference. >> greg: what is that in terms of exponential?

how many times does 2 go into 70. 45 times. 45 times larger. >> kat: it's a lot. i'll go with a lot. >> greg: trying to help you with math. >> kat: it's okay. i have found i don't needed as much as they tell you. >> zuby: i have to jump in and say i think it's 35. >> greg: what did you say? never having him on again. like i need two ombudsman's. cnn pains with such broad strokes. (man) i've made progress with my mental health. so when i started having unintentional body movements called tardive dyskinesia... ... i ignored them. but when the movements in my hands and feet started throwing me off at work... i finally had to say, 'it's not ok.'

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>> greg: yes, everything is racist, including now not being racist. a new cnn article argues white supremacy will adapt no matter how diverse a nation we are. that's the sneaky is part of white supremacy. if you are white people it has come of the stronger gets. "the assumption that more racial diversity equals more racial equality's dangerous myth. racism will likely be just as entrenched in a brown or america as it is now. it will still be white supremacy with a tan." great news for mexicans who want to join the clan. a bad idea. if a country is not diverse, it's racist and if it is diverse, it's also racist. translation we don't want to give up the power of full set accusations of racism. according to cnn author john

blake "whiteness is as inelastic as brian stelter's waistband." it expands to accommodate new members if they have "the right look. to the left makes more sense to have a black white supremacist and their ideas possibly being bad. somehow i am guessing no actual white supremacists were cited in this piece. what's the solution? according to people like blake it's reparations. this isn't about abolishing oppression. if it's a -- it's a one-way transaction. if whiteness includes black, asian and hispanic people, what does that term even mean? if whiteness includes people of all races, maybe it's time for a different word, like american or human. from the race baiters will lose their cushy jobs and we know what color they are really into. america is getting browner and blacker about white supremacy is getting worse. does that mean rachel dolezal is

a grand dragon? all right, zuby, is there any hope for society at all? using racism all the way down? >> this is one of the worst things my home country of the u.k. is currently importing from the usa. there's great stuff here that i would wish they would bring over but instead it's this kind of nonsense. racism has been on life support and trying to die for a long time. people are shocking at and shocking it and trying to get it to come back to life. now the conversation has gone from racism. talking about white supremacy more now in 2021 than any previous point in my life. i don't see a resurgence of the kkk. i don't see a resurgence of neo-nazis so i don't really know what's being talked about. you're talking about multiracial, multiethnic white supremacy and it's embarrassing. you have to laugh. >> greg: it's incredible. tyrus, i don't know if i'm okay with you being a white

supremacist. does that make me a white supremacists if i want my white supremacists to be white? does that make any sense? >> tyrus: the answer is 35. listen, i grew up when things were very different. there was actual racism. you would see groups. when you talk to the old guys, someone who grew up in the 60s or the '40s in your case, as they get older. those are hair plugs. seriously. if you would've told those old guys that the client and white supremacy would become all-inclusive, they would be like, so we won? yes, you did. now in america you can be a klansman no matter the color of your skin, your orientation or whatever you identify with, that's progress.

because when they have the meetings, i am just speculating about what a clan meeting used to be like. it would be this group in this group in this group have got to go. now it's attendance. where are racist, asian members at? who's not here? oh, there's no small people. all right, death to the small people and anyone else stuck in traffic. white power. we've lost our minds. it's a good problem to have when i don't know who the racist in the room is anymore because there's too many people of color. >> greg: they are running out of white people, kat. they are starting to import more. >> tyrus: you might not get in. >> kat: i'm a white lady. nobody looks at me, wonder if she's mixed with something.

medication prescribed to be by my doctor. >> greg: the one in the van? >> kat: she's russian but she gets the job done. this may be a dumb question. actually it is a dumb question but i only had it after reading this. what is whiteness then? what is it? i was told that because i'm white, i'm a bad -- i'm bad or whatever. look in the mirror, there's a white lady. i see you, you are white. but what is it >> tyrus: i know what it is. it's success. if you're successful and you do it yourself and you're not part of the wokeism, you're racist. if you are successful and have free thought, you're a racist. i am a card-carrying member. >> zuby: is and it kind of

white supremacy, the concept that success is inherently linked to whiteness? >> tyrus: but it's coming from the once were complaining. >> kat: when i was cleaning bathrooms for a living, was i not white? >> tyrus: that's a great question. i have to confer with my racist friends will get back to you. >> dagen: this is how people of color and upping white supremacists. >> tyrus: stuck in traffic after about 10 minutes becomes a racist. you know, everyone of you, you've got a little microphone on you. someone cuts you off in traffic. i wonder what you say when you see the person driving by. >> greg: dagen, i liked the writer admitting that if you make any progress in the world of racism, it hurts their cause. you have to deny the progress. >> dagen: i wrote this down. i did read the article carefully. they use this phrase, countdown to the white apocalypse, talking

about 2045 when white people are projected to become a minority. and countdown to the white apocalypse. i'm not going to do the quotations because i find that irritating but they were in quotations. i actually googled that phrase. there were 342 search results and it was all tied to this one article. created this phrase, incendiary phrase. it was not derived from anything. like they were quoting someone but they weren't quoting anyone. then i googled maroon 5. there were 302 million results. i was like, that's a much more grave threat to society. then the countdown to white apocalypse. >> greg: you're not kidding me. that maroon 5 thing. that's the new racism. we've got to move on. let's not forget this was on cnn's website.

this was a cnn editorial product. think about a patent used to be the name and news. think about this. >> kat: i knew i knew i was white. >> tyrus: i knew you were also. >> greg: how did time substitute so low to defend a creep like andrew cuomo. actual neuroscientist. and i love the science behind neuriva plus. unlike ordinary memory supplements, neuriva plus fuels six key indicators of brain performance. more brain performance? yes, please! neuriva. think bigger. [ heavy breathing ] allergies with nasal congestion overwhelming you? breathe more freely with powerful claritin-d. claritin-d improves nasal airflow two times more than the leading allergy spray at hour one. [ deep inhale ] claritin-d. get more airflow.

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it's the most celebrity scene jumping ship since the ending of titanic. that was funny or not? you people are out of your mind. the organization's faced criticism upon learning that the ceo was helping andrew cuomo with p.r. for his sexual harassment scandal. here's part of the statement the lord put out. we see the current crisis is an important opportunity for growth and change. well, the first initial changes the locks at the governor's mansion. i don't trust that guy at all. what do you think? what was the problem with times out? what was their big sin? >> kat: they are right, they can grow. you have to grow beyond being an anti-sexual-harassment organization in helping us actual harasser. it's not harder to do better than that. i would say the brand is

probably done. i feel like you could put new people in there but it's always going to be associated with this and it isn't just that it's an insult to the women who were victims of andrew cuomo specifically greatest way they handled this is an insult to victims everywhere because they already went opposite to what they are supposed to stand for. that's just not going to be good for any organization. >> greg: to the point earlier, the politicization of every issue. we talk about medicine but it's also now with sexual harassment. in this woman's head, it was okay to defend andrew cuomo because he was a democrat but you can go after brett kavanaugh because he's a republican. >> kat: a very major difference in the way they treated those two situations. even though there was a lot more evidence and a lot more accusers on andrew cuomo side. >> greg: the other issue,

dagen. when the head of the works for andrew cuomo. it undermines their whole believe all women because they are not believing his women or his accusers. >> dagen: absolutely. and they actually stepped up and wanted people not to put out a statement, one of the organization not to put out a statement when the women started coming forward. pump the brakes. look at the guy. he is english liberal with power, and if you squint come even kind of looks like harvey weinstein. they didn't know that was going to go against him. i don't have enough life experiences to write about. i don't have enough to put it on the post-it note but i will say one thing and this is going to get me in trouble. if a woman ever tells you, i am a champion of women, no, they're

not. they are the first to talk about your loose caboose when you are ready to leave the room. they will shake you in the kidney with a dull nail file. women who stand up and say i'm a champion for you, no. no, never. >> greg: [laughs] tyrus. >> tyrus: you want me to follow them? i have got to go see a guy about a generator. listen. all women should be heard. all investigations. if the investigation says you didn't do nothing, then you can stand up for cuomo but in this case, he's got 100% in the wrong way. 100% of every woman in the investigation he failed. if there was ever a guy not to say let's give them the benefit of the doubt, it is this guy.

>> greg: and she still helped him out. >> tyrus: respect the investigation. >> greg: you've got it. last word, zuby. >> zuby: how do i follow this up? any movement that doesn't have a clearly defined finish line, it always ends up becoming what it initially set out to fight against. every single time. i think with these movements in these organizations, when saved on their core job, they should close up. >> greg: that's true. if you don't, then your job is to keep continuing the problem so you can still get the money and the fame and the exposure. al sharpton will never say "i think i'm done here. i think i have done a lot to fight racism." >> tyrus: how do you replace the a-list? who wants to be the c list actor

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>> greg: the doctor won't be in. why be hippocratic when you can be stick manic. i came up with that. a florida doctor says she will

stop seeing unvaccinated people on september 15. linda, hopefully a plastic surgeon, said although she would make exceptions she doesn't want to expose the people in her office. especially immunocompromised patients. especially since the virus thrives on 3-year-old magazines. no? is it the way i said it. meanwhile, a student at rutgers university in new jersey. they have universities in new jersey now. period claims he has been banned from classes because he's not vaccinated even though his classes were virtual. this is consistent behavior from the nanny state that won't let you pump your own gas. logan had to miss several classes since school started and it could be weeks before the school makes their decision. no word if the school will let him resume remote classes if he promises to wear a mask.

this reminds me of my own school days when they would let me on campus without my shots. of course those were for rabies. all right, zuby. do you think the contagious nature of this -- that it's less of a moral shaming when the doctor saying oh, i don't want them to infect my other patients. >> zuby: it's just become cultish. with what we even know about these vaccines, even if people have taken them and have gotten both doses, they can still catch the virus. they can still spread the virus. it's become a real partisan, tribal, cultish. i think people just want to take anger and frustration out on whoever they are classifying as the other side or whoever they want to demonize. there has been this foolish to split the population in this false binary of the vaccinated

and unvaccinated. we've never done this with any other disease or vaccination. if you want to be logical, most people are both vaccinated and unvaccinated. as a whole lot of diseases out there nobody takes every single vaccination. some people take some but they don't take all of them. it's nonsense. you having things like up pupil not be able to virtual classes. that has nothing to do with science. nothing to do with logic or rationality. >> greg: this has to you -- >> dagen: i'm vaccinated but i like that i have a natural immunity. >> greg: you throw it in my face on "the five." >> dagen: shaking my immunity in your face. >> greg: you will go look at poll on the subway for the hell have it. >> dagen: that's kind of a

tuesday afternoon. even before covid. this woman, she is creating patients who are just going to lie to her. as if they have no other bad behavior in their life? so she's just going to have a collection of liars. it would be a moneymaker because she's going to have to test them for all sorts of stuff assuming they are lying to her. >> tyrus: if she wants to say she doesn't want to serve those patients, i guess it's better they find out rather than waiting in line for 20 minutes. that's typically what happens. you're in line for 20 minutes. are you vaccinated? sorry, can't serve you. tell me that for a walk in the building. kudos for that. of course you don't let someone unvaccinated in virtual learning. there is no more dangerous person spreading virus and someone with a keyboard. we know that. you can hack everybody and spread the stuff.

you know it, young man, embrace it. never a better time to become a mechanic. go to trade school. if you're not vaccinated and sitting in front of your own computer, not going to take that teaching very seriously. >> greg: if you go into any doctor's office, it's full of sick and contagious people. should i be upset about that? >> kat: everywhere is full of sick and contagious people. everything is contagious. in some way or another. >> greg: that sounds philosophical but i don't know if you know what you mean. >> kat: it's very philosophical. you might just not understand. there's a reason why this kid can't do virtual learning. because he's not vaccinated. they want to punish them for not being vaccinated. there's no reason. maybe no medical or scientific reason for the reason is they want to punish them. because he's not vaccinated.

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>> greg: do you seek out self checkout because you're afraid of the frank out? afraid of the freak out? a new poll examined grocery store shopping habits. the results are worth checking out. 40% of respondents admit adding healthy food to their cart to avoid being judged by the cashier. you lose her apparently because we value the opinions of purple haired chips with homemade neck tattoos. i do the self check out every morning in my bathroom mirror. my items always add up to a perfect ten. thanks to whoever wrote that. sleep in tomorrow. the gst is we don't like people judging us based on our purchases whether it's pall malls, ring dings, lottery tickets. i do my grocery shopping

undercover. always buy the same stuff. 13 jars of lubricant. it takes forever to get me out of that thing and get me in a period >> tyrus: you know that's not you. >> greg: i don't need to hear from you anymore. >> tyrus: this is dumb. it's virtue signaling at its finest. no one wants to check out -- you've got to price check. it's virtue signaling from the woke, i had to go to the checkout. people get mad at me paranoid to dig in my healthy stuff. i don't want to stay in line for those cookie people. they judge me for being healthy. i went through the checkout thing.

it was so horrible. shut up. when i go through fresh market, the conversation, i live for it. see you next wednesday. that's what people do. this is [bleep]. this is nothing. >> greg: i didn't expect you to feel this strongly. if any things -- if anyone says something to you about what's in your cart, isn't that license to hit someone. >> kat: you film it and put it on the internet go viral. it can be helpful but oftentimes it doesn't work pretty don't want to see -- if you don't people want to see what you're buying. do you want to try to do it yourself? it's beeping. help is on the way. everyone is looking at you every single time, a reasonable time. help was on the way. calm down.

calm down. >> greg: it's like when you get a price check for rectal care. $27 for a tube of that [bleep]. worth every penny, dagen. zuby. >> zuby: you can buy [bleep]? >> greg: the places i go. >> zuby: i'm so glad i brought my kids this week. >> greg: you started swearing! robots don't feel shame for anybody. >> zuby: i can't say i have ever felt any sort of embarrassment at a checkout in the grocery store. i don't know if this is some kind of american problem. i don't know. it's a first world problem, that's for sure. i tend to prefer human beings. if i've got the option. i would rather talk to a human

been scanned and be told i've done something wrong and then talk to a human anyway. >> greg: i love the self checkout because i feel like i've achieved greatness when i get through. i like looking at the other people in the line. i'm not scared. look at me. when i know that there's a code on the vegetables, i type in the code. i don't even look. i know. >> dagen: i am a great bagger. >> greg: i wasn't bagger. albertsons. >> dagen: great grocery store. i tried to play a game where i guess what people cook for dinner. >> greg: interesting. rice and ham hock's, delicious. >> greg: i don't know. it seems like a sad game. >> dagen: i am alone a lot. a lot. >> greg: that was interesting. one of those stories that you won't see on "special report." don't go away. we'll be right back.

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