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january 6th are for and that's what people who will come on saturday. if you are a republican and democrat and you won't condemn, shame on you. >> laura: sounds like a case of projection. i really bad case of projection. don't forget. show that you understand what is at stake by wearing your u.s.-made freedom matters gear. go to lauraingraham.com. all for. remember. "gutfeld!" next. he's a good musical ♪ ♪ >> greg: we talk a lot about heroes. those who were there on 9/11 saving lives. those who helped our allies get out of of afghanistan. and kat's work dating many of our most gnomic nation's most dangerous inmates. but denuke with the real heroes are? this
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late-night talk show host. i don't mean the great hosts of the past. but the current witless activists ones of today who are all coming together to fight climate change for just one precious night next week. which means it is time for >> return of the lockstep but because there is. >> greg: i love that movie. so it is late night getting together but they refused to invite the battle of the bulge , me, snow white. they make sure to send invitations to all of the seven dorks. including cbs's stephen colbert and who knows more about harmful carbon emissions then this windbag, abc's jimmy kimmel who will no doubt cry and then claim his tears are made of acid rain. james gordon, whoever that is. maybe he will do a karaoke version of here comes the rain
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and -- for jimmy fallon. will pretend to laugh at the rest of everything and everyone else will say they will still hate him. and then there is this guy. seth. i don't know his last name. his sole purpose of being there is to make the rest of them seem funny. then blame the receding ice caps on trump hair spray. you can have that joke. and then there is trevor noah, samantha bee, they will join the crew. basically the press presser and marianne of the bunch. so they will all be devoting time on their shows to something called climate week to tell us how super urgent this sort really is. so urgent that they had to wait until these post had their entire's summers off like school teachers. the plane is melting. polar bears are dying, but we will get on it right after i finish this game of corn hole without bold one. so we've gone from carson karnak to letterman's stupid tricks to
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these sad sacks of pandering bleat beach erosion happening in front of their seaside estates. i wasn't asked to participate. it's okay. i understand. they don't want the profession's top talent outshine anyone but mike everyone and make them all look bad. besides, i already had plans. i will be pulling an suv with my upside down. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ now that is alternative energy sourcing. when asked why he is participating, jimmy kimmel stated i don't want to die. despite doing it every night during his opening monologue. i don't want to die. it's the exact opposite thing people say while watching his
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show. but it's all about urgency. he doesn't want to die. but from what exactly? lack of laughter? choking on your own tears? lacks of oxygen to the brain from huffing too many of howard stern's parts? colbert noted it should be more than one night that he is too busy taking salsa lessons with chuck schumer at the arthur murray school of dance in brooklyn. if you really care, why would he be dancing? kids are dying. meanwhile, what is america concerned with? rising crime, homelessness, untreated mental illness, rampant drug addiction. and nicki minaj is cousin's friend's sack. the country is in sad shape. almost as sad as shape as nicki minaj's cousin's friends' ball sack. topics like crime and homelessness, those aren't what discuss because it's too hard. they are topics that end up having you sound like your parents all full of common sense and -- the climate is easy.
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you don't need any of that. it's just a hyped issue that demands a change and compliance and attention from the peasants. yet the so-called results are so long-term that ensures none of these people pushing it will have to be held accountable for the hypocrisies and lies. and when you are that wealthy, you can create a light -- you put on truck drivers and plumbers who can. so there lockstep is more synchronized than a parade of north korean soldiers. all but one voice, one entity, either the fearful signal signaler's knowing that if they don't play along, their days are numbered. so they back the hysteria to protect the paycheck. and when so-called comedians have gone full credit it's no wonder 56% of young people think humanity is doomed. i wonder what our very own night-light angry black male things. ♪ ♪ is a good musical moment ♪ ♪
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>> where's my oregano stomach once, got gutfeld? this is my time. what? so colbert and kimmel and phelan can't take an whooping? so they are not doing jokes anymore? because they are not the king of late night comedy because gutfeld is? don't feel bad. it is not just gutfeld. he's got two big guns. tyrus and kat timpf behind him. just take an l. but you can play the game, so you have to change the rules. how very woke of view. so now you're going to be about climate control. because that's what i want to talk about. right before i go to bed at night. not feel good laughs and jokes. climate control. i would sooner eat a bowl of water with a fork to listen to jimmy kimmel talk about soggy
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polar bears and building solar panels late at night. it's cool, though. i guess we will just keep winning and you guys do the climate thing. i'm not angry. ♪ ♪ >> greg: meanwhile, cbs had to cancel their new show called the activists. it's where activists actually compete to promote various causes, one of them being climate. so what does that sound like? yeah, late-night talk show host. after all, aren't they also competing in desperate virtue signaling so the workaholics don't come after them. the sad thing is it doesn't work. cbs pulled the show before it aired because you guessed it, it was not woken up. yet cbs tried to go woke in the online woke- -- and that is a lesson. this is an about virtue or
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during good or helping people. it's about protecting yourself from the woke. the stupid. the losers. it is too late for those late nighters. they threw comedy under the bus to protect their bottom line. now they are just not job scared of losing their knots and their jobs. but i doubt they are going to listen to me. i'm just a right wing crank. just like this guy. speak of the greatest arrogance of all, save the planet. are these wheat people kidding me? save our planet? we don't know how to take care of ourselves yet. i'm tired of these white liberal bourgeois liberal white people who think the only thing wrong with this planet is there aren't enough bicycle plans. they think they're going to work off their cocaine guilt by saving a forest somewhere. there's nothing wrong with the planet. the planet is fine. compared to the people, the planet is doing great.
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>> greg: yeah. so enjoy climate day, fellas. it will buy you sometime. but that time will surely come to an end well before the planet does. welcome. tonight's guest. co-captain of the '82 alaska girls basketball state champs and still a straight shooter. former vice president nominee and former alaska governor, sarah palin. he gets all his medical advice from nicki minaj. asked dr. drew hosts, addiction muscle -- come on! dr. drew. she's like jenga -- fun at parties but could fall over at any moment. fox news contributor, kat timpf. and the salvation army refuses his clothing donations. fox across america hose, jimmy shayla
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jimmy, there is a plethora of comedians named jenny. you are jimmy. you call yourself a comedian yet i believe it. unlike these poor jimmy's. >> before we get there, let's acknowledge the shot taken of my wardrobe. you're the king of late night. we can't all afford to shop the hottest new fashions at baby gap. >> greg: no, jesse watters did that joke on monday. he looked better doing it. >> i'm amazed how many of those jackets you have. >> there's a lot. >> you're on the show a lot. congrats. but there's a new ugly jacket every time. >> i'm not going to sit here and let you slander my stylist. >> i'm not slandering. >> you look like you feed a leprechaun. that's is funny that's why people are watching the show because we are changing the climate of late night. when it comes to the climate, they do recycle the same trump jokes every night. they practice with ap mike
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creech. this is where late night comedy really is failing america and i mean that. lena comedies to be a source on something called common culture where we all put our differences aside for an hour a night and just laughed at the collective life that we all inhabited. but somewhere along the way, they started getting more pause breaks than laughs, you're giving lectures. and when late-night comedy actually turned into a was just an outlet for self hating liberals to give confirmation bias for an hour where they pulled to adult around their neck and log on to. >> don't knock it till you try. >> do not try. >> speaking of lectures, what is with this guy? >> greg: do i call you governor or just sarah? >> sera. >> greg: i will call you sarah. anyway. you were there bread and butter for a period. l repeated the same jokes over and over about you.
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>> thanks for reminding me of that. >> greg: what do you make of this, the fact that they all sound the same? >> they do. i don't want any of them. i remember back in the day my parents watching johnny carson. i was a thing after archie bunker. tells you a little bit about my dad. but that was classic and it was iconic. it was very relevant whereas i think these guys are so predictable that they are just not worth watching. >> greg: i think they want to be relevant but they can't actually be original in the relevancy. dr. drew, you know these guys well. let's take them apart piece by piece. >> no, i don't want to do that. your status as king has gone to your head. >> greg: get him off the show! get him off the show! >> off with his head. what is interesting to me is that active is show and what these guys are doing with late-night is that they their
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fundamental job of doing television which is first, capture the eye, and then get their attention and entertain and then you can maybe do -- if you want to deliver information behind that. they let go of the television part entirely. glad to say you have not. but the reality -- >> greg: you are back in my good graces. speak about without doing television that actually tracks viewers and entertains them, they are not going to be seen. it's going to be lost. whatever the goals are. the other thing that bothers me is i don't trust anybody that is talking about climate change unless they are seriously talking about carbon capture and nuclear energy. but if you really want to solve the problem, even if you want to ignore what is going on in china and other countries, if you do not talk about carbon capture which is now online. i think that mark has on that is operating and working. if you don't talk about that and you don't talk about nuclear energy, you don't want to solve the problem. >> greg: the democrats aren't talking about nuclear energy anymore because they actually accept it.
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i would've plugged your book but since you insulted me it is no longer happening. >> there you go. >> greg: imagine doing that. what a nightmare kat, you know what, what if one of them didn't participate? >> i don't know. i am disgusted by it. not because it is wrong -- i am on the side of climate change. i hate the environment. every time there is oil in the ocean, i get a tingle. i don't obviously think that, but that is what they think we think. >> greg: i hope that is taken out of context. >> it will be. like, look at that white blond girl with glasses she is on fox news she hates the ocean. but they don't ask us to participate because they think it is them to save the world against us who want to destroy
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it. but we live here too. so it doesn't any sense. >> greg: i am worried about the ocean -- speak at the point is, free jimmy fallon. >> jimmy fallon is a wonder -- timmy phelan is the kid you grew up with who went to the shed now is to play red rover saying climate justice on over. he does not want to be doing this. jimmy fallon wants to be playing duck, duck, gray goose. >> greg: i ran into them in a bar, i think it was me i just have memories -- >> it's okay if you don't know if it was you and hand but you don't know if it was you. >> greg: we walk into this bar and there is jimmy fallon and he dies at us and i don't know which one, i can remember and then we end up in jimmy fallon's car and he had a driver because he was making some money at the
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time and he drove us to another dive bar where everybody kind of disappears into separate rooms to do other things and there is like a little tunnel to go to another bar and it was quite an evening. that was the old jimmy fallon. he would put things in his body you wouldn't put in a dumpster. and i mean bottled water. all right. next, there is nothing more sour than don lemon at this hour. ♪ ♪ i appreciate that liberty mutual knows everyone's unique. that's why they customize your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. oh, yeah. that's the spot. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty ♪
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♪ ♪ >> greg: you can always rely on this brilliant gem to be in india at 11:00 p.m. the last place at 11:00 p.m. host, don lemon who is currently ranked behind an infomercial for
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copper and few sweat socks. don has once again said something we need to call him out on. time for a new segment, then. >> now, gutfeld presents the dumbest man in america. >> we went out for a great in new york city. he -- >> greg: welcome to the dumbest man in america. i am your host. tonight subject, don lemon who should clear his mantle for the many times he will win this award. we are talking lifetime achievement here. he is delivered this. >> i think we have to stop calling people when it comes to this in the vaccine thanks you can't shame them. you can call them stupid. yes, they are. the people who aided and abetted from because they believed in his big lie. the people who are not getting the vaccine were believing the lies on the internet instead of
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science, it's time to start shaming them. or leave them behind. because they are keeping the majority of americans behind. >> greg: yeah. great strategy. call them stupid, don. means a lot coming from the guy who is stupid enough to believe just a small it. this is the same guy who just last year was all about forgiving people. >> we had to stop beating people up for mistakes. and allow people to be human. they are not perfect. and we have to allow people to be flawed and have conversations like we are having now do not castigate people for it. people say the wrong things all the time. >> greg: yes, they do. or in your case, most of the time. the thing is, don, you keep insinuating that it is trump supporter's that are vaccine hesitant even though it is happening all over where you live and work. here are the facts rates for new york city which isn't
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exactly maga country. i'm guessing you'll be soon be calling them stupid also but i won't hold my breath. i'm too busy destroying you in the ratings. here's a tip. to double your viewers, don. buy a mirror. >> period. >> greg: it's true. he only has one fewer. himself. >> got. >> greg: is this as stupid as he sounds or -- >> is not -- it's buying the narrative of the date which means that vaccine resistance means you are white and a trump supporter. if you look at the data from the screen, there is a significant percentage of people of color who are vaccine resistant. because of being ill served by my profession for hundreds of years and don't trust things. they shouldn't.
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i had people say to me it is their choice. i can't. i do for fun. they didn't choose to be mistreated by this possession. have a history they are responding to and going at them with shaming is the exact wrong way to do that. >> imagine doing that with the obese. one of the biggest comorbidities. you would lose your job if you said you were stupid for what you eat. >> not only that. look at any behavior. when you go to an emergency room like your husband did the other night. >> not the other night. many nights ago. >> people who made bad choices, accidents, ping all my things that people do that make them end up in the emergency room and when they get there we don't go you are an awful person. we can treat you because you made bad choices. it's like me taking my attic patience and trying to shame them out of using. it's the opposite of good practice. it's not going to work. >> greg: here is my diagnosis,
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sarah, or governor sarah. it's a combination of bitterness and stupidity that has put don lemon the wrong side of every issue. >> it's too bad he is going there because personally i like don lemon. he was always been nice to me. >> you are making us ashamed and attacking people you like. >> he wants to be one of the cool kids and you are suggesting too. but i am one of those white conservatives. i believe in the science and i have not taken the shot. one because the waitress never came back to ask me. but to go, because i do believe in science, in and that the fauci of the day back then which is if you have covid, and i have, you have immunity. and then 27% more immune -- >> it's huge. >> i want to ask the questions. if you're going to clobber me
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for that, then i take it back. >> greg: you are nigh about natural immunity. probably the strongest immunity you have. kat, did you get covid? i can't remember. >> i'm not. my husband did and i kept testing negative but we do hang out. sometimes without masks on. >> greg: do you feel bad for don lemon because we crushed him so? is 11:00 p.m. hour is not just him talking to himself and it's weird because we do news better than he does and we are not even trying to do news. >> now. i would never say i am trying to do news. but i'm confused by why he seems to want to call people stupid so badly. he is like we don't call the dash we can call them stupid and shame them? i just don't have that inside of me. i feel like if amended --
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i don't understand the compulsion because something within you that you are not satisfied with your life. you need to make yourself feel better. i i've cried a fair amount on new year's eve. never as fun as it is supposed to be. >> greg: i believe the reason for this is that they are trying to create a false conflict between americans because that is the bread and butter for cnn. they don't have trump versus never trumper so they're trying to create docs versus on back so people would turn into their terrible editorial. >> absolutely pure they want their ears -- that's why every time you turn on the show it's like look at what these dumb trumpeters are doing but in this case as we talk about antibodies are get -- i have the vaccine. i got the johnson & johnson they didn't tell me was magic johnson and -- i can't covid, but man, can i catch a pass.
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you know who is undermining confidence in the vaccine? >> greg: who? >> democrats! the ones who are saying the unvaccinated our holding back the vaccinated. if you think the vaccination works, shut the [bleep] -- >> my plan of putting -- uppers, downers, psychedelics. the government lets you have a little fun drugs. >> greg: up next, time calls him influential even though they are not essential. hey rita, you can earn 3% on dining, including takeout! bon appetit. hey kim, you earn 5% on travel purchased through chase! way ahead of you. hey neal, you can earn 3% at drug stores!!! buddy, i'm right here. why are you yelling? because that's what i do! you're always earning with 5% cash back on travel purchased through chase, 3% at drugstores, 3% on dining including takeout, and 1.5% on everything else you buy.
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♪ ♪ >> greg: it "time" tell mary. but influencing is in a hassle when you grow up in a castle. what is left of "time" magazine -- one it is good to see a struggling young couple finally catch a break.
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time, which ironically ran out of time long ago, dubbed them icons. it's weird, i thought icon was someone who became worthy of admiration. not -- who whined about life in the palace and amended privacy and sat down with oprah and became a poster brought for woke activism then sold multimillion median deals got more money and pose for "time" magazine. that's a nice time. for harry, seen here a photobombing own magazine cover, can i be in? i am part -- is that okay? they say they are humble to make the cut as if they were surprised and it wasn't completely worked out beforehand. they did an entire right up on one of times others pick so they probably even wrote or how to prove their own. boy britney spears, kamala harris, and even
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tucker carlson making the cut, who didn't get on the list? i'm surprised they didn't choose this girl. like kat at a dispensary. governor, sarah palin, i keep changing it every time. what is your honest opinion about these young royals? perhaps not young, she is over 40. >> first, you know how relevant the list is, i was on that list. more than once. a few times and look where i am today. >> greg: you or governor of alaska, that's a big deal. this is a big deal. being on the "gutfeld!" show. >> she's going up. >> what he's holding up his --
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>> greg: that was an easy joke. sarah. governor palin. esquire. i never knew what esquire meant. so kat, does it bother you that they are on a list and you are not? are you supposed to be bothered? >> i am bothered because i feel terrible for them because i left the royal family saying they didn't want publicity and now they have to be on this magazine cover. we shouldn't be talking about this. we should be out there looking for the people who kidnapped then and made them do this. >> greg: that is true. this was at gunpoint. >> it must have been pure they went through all that. leaving the royal family because i don't want publicity and clearly they were kidnapped. we have to be looking for the people responsible. >> greg: jimmy, all i want is a divorce. i want him to go back home with this little bindle knocking on the queens door. boy, did i screw up. she is crazy. that is a netflix show i would
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watch. >> the crown royale. harry coming back home to his drunk ways. who wouldn't love that? >> greg: -- >> prince harry, he [bleep]. [bleep]. >> greg: i don't know. i can't read lips. >> it's 11:00 at night. nobody has any respect for him because he is not his own men and when he is you talk about hypocrisy. he is always lecturing us about climate change and then flying off in private jets. he comes up and said you are in a no smoking section and lights a cigar. and nobody feels bad for these people but they are professional victims. that is everything they do. they are sitting in oprah's backyard or gail's backyard with oprah saying woe is me. it's so hard.
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i could get a six handed massage but now i only got four hands. somebody set up a gofundme for meghan markle. it's pathetic, man. and time knows what they are doing because they know they can talk about it. and i think they baited us into talking about it because getting made fun of on fox in this era, it is like weird al jankovic. in your song and 80s. it's like a badge of honor now. >> if we were on later, it would be nicky's cousin's friend's balls. >> you don't -- i actually do feel bad for him because i'm worried about -- you say you want the divorce, you may get your wish i'm afraid because when things dramatic happen to a kid we have -- >> greg: now you're making this a downer. >> that's what i do. women on can uncanny ability to recreate the. just putting it out there.
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>> greg: you should be writing for kim dominic jimmy kimmel with that kind of line. your book written with your daughter. when does it come out? >> the 21st. speak of the title of the book -- >> greg: what is it? >> a conversation with your teen kids. spew and i can't do >> now officer and the parents come over and say get back in your van. coming up, activist hate the show cops but not the crime that never stops. under control? hide our skin? not us. because dupixent targets a root cause of eczema, it helps heal your skin from within,
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tops. the iconic series "cops" will return on fox nation this fall which mean kat, started drinking indoors again. it aired for 32 seasons before the paramount network pulled the plug in 2020. fans are thrilled and so was the band that sang "bad boys" who could use the royalties. but they still don't want you to watch. according to the group color of change, "cops" is an insidious program that distorts the truth about crime in our country and purposefully encourages the public to -- "cops" and shows like it should not be televised on any network. televised on any network or that's what they once had about the show. meanwhile, in minneapolis, an actual city, our favorite sister/wife, ilhan omar has a usual complain all my complaints, this time walking a ballot measure -- and prison abolitionists who believes most misdemeanor crimes
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should not be prosecuted. also wants to abolish the office of the city of attorney itself which we support. said it was on pace to exceed last year 's 26 year high home at nearly a third of its officers quit or reside. no wonder everybody is depressed except career criminals. >> think what i said was a downer? >> greg: kat, you've been arrested on video many times. >> i'm not letting you get away with that. i have never been arrested. i don't want people thinking i am not crafty. >> greg: all right. are you happy it is coming back? watching as you are loading up on whatever substance you are on before going out? >> congrats. i -- i had these complicated
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feelings about "cops" because i find myself rooting for the criminals a lot because they get arrested for a lot of stuff that i don't believe is a crime like drugs. or work. it's -- she just trying to make crack money in her car. but the reason i have all of these thoughts and feelings about "cops" is because i watch a [bleep] ton of "cops." you throw the remote away and you are watching 11 episodes. the last thing my husband and ai said to each other in bed last night before i went to sleep was i'm so excited "cops" is coming on fox nation. >> greg: that is quite a promotion. >> is true. for marriage. >> greg: how do you feel about this? it's so weird that a group doesn't want to see the positive side of "cops." that is the way of controlling the debate. if you have criticism about the police, why do you need to cancel a show called "cops"? >> if you have criticism about the one bad apple that is spoiling the whole bunch.
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when you go the police union that is defending and it's the union thugs running that union defending the bad cops. and yeah. that's really strange that that is a congresswoman sister wife -- it's strange that she gets elected. being anti-law enforcement, anti-law and order but look at her background. >> greg: dr. drew, do you have anything upbeat to say or do you want to bring us all on? >> look, i think reality shows that are the best are just turning the cameras on and run. on being manipulative. showing the struggles of law enforcement professionals. let's focus on them -- on law enforcement colors -- but to pretend that by running cameras and showing something that is conceived to make you reach for the cops, that is reprehensible. >> what does that tell us about
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"teen mom." spew and i would say 80 to 90% of all the calls on "cops" people dealing under the influence of something. and that's during prohibition. you don't need it. if you're -- everything has to do -- jimmy, you must have been on a "cops" episode. >> i'm not kidding. i come from a huge law enforcement family. all my brothers. my dad and my uncles. i would probably have been a cop if it weren't for this thing called the background check. things got a little dicey in my late 20s. i think we do have to support the cops. i understand maybe not the program itself but there is a part of me that does want to see what police work looks like. i drove a cab and i know how primal it is and we need to give those people are respect because when you for the distress between the police and the community that rely on them the most, the end result is those communities disproportionately suffer. if you look at the stats -- the murder rate has spiked. that is not an issue of black
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and white, that's an issue of right and wrong, good and bag the like bad. >> i'm with you. i don't have any feelings about prohibition or nonprohibition but i would tell you one thing that gets less of the conversation is when people are doing drugs and they are -- ed progresses. it always gets worse and eventually ed ends in death before it ends there horrible behavior on the surface tends to develop and somebody has to contain that. >> i'll give you that. but ilhan omar is still stupid and that has nothing to do -- i want to be clear. somebody is going to be like fox news calls ilhan omar survey. nothing to do with the race or gender. stupid people come in every shape and size. if you don't believe in, watch "the view." they should be doing that. >> greg: i think we know how you feel about her. up next, will a taco subscription service make your roommate very nervous?
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♪ ♪ >> greg: will there subscription ring grins destroy intestines? i had a better lead then he wrote which was funny. do you remember what it was? >> do you want to pay $5 or gas, get a taco pass. >> greg: .
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taco bell is testing a subscription service where you pay between five and $10 a month for a taco ha. a lot cheaper than a month supply of x black. only celexa locations the plan includes a variety of options including the soft taco, spicy taco and doritos taco so you don't get tired of getting diarrhea from the same thing every day. is this exciting, governor? >> and this is news or entertainment be because? you brought me all the way from alaska for -- >> they have taco bell in alaska, yeah? >> yeah. >> greg: you closed minded bigot. anti-alaska. you are anti-alaska, aren't you? >> likely to repeat over time --
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>> i don't know. i will alaska. >> such an old joke. >> greg: doctor, i guess that is your answer. >> i think this is genius and it's -- i want to taco right now. it's a visceral thing. that is what fast food is. this is another way to get out our reward system. you know every day you have a taco coming. it's going to be bad for people's health, but -- >> greg: i love the fact they are so clever. they have like five ingredients like a deck of cards you can just come up and shovel it back up and it's an eternity of combinations. do you have many there are more combinations -- want to go upstairs and look at your lava lamp? i can play a song on my acoustic guitar. i am actually rooting against the pass. the last thing we need under joe biden's more people making a run for the border.
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but i really think, though, in terms of the app, they want to cater to people who could assume taco bell for real pretty caught forth meal when you are in no shape to drive. that would be my page. the delivery. >> greg: kat, you get the last word. there is a time you could wish you could've used this. >> back when i didn't have money at all. but even then, i feel like they -- they go and get their morning coffee. i don't have a routine. i don't know anybody who's routine involves a taco. so i don't have a lot of faith in it. but i don't have faith in anything either. >> greg: that is sad. >> i get to listen to this guy. >> greg: i wanted to share my theory on taco bell architecture.
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