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medieval times. like it's something you can bet on with your bookie. we are americans with families and within families there are disagreements from sprite sports , to politics, to healthy even easier choices like should we put mom in assisted living o on a blowup mattress in the garage. laughing at mom in the garage. in your family there might be someone who smokes, or worse, doesn't smoke. where or they might have voted for bernie sanders. may be they get coffee because gwyneth paltrow said so. a shout out to. we all laugh at this, but we ar respectful. yet there is an us versus them narrative being pushed by the white house in the media. they sound identical. when someone shows up at a part dressed exactly like another guest and everybody said oh, di you to call each other? it's exactly what we should be asking jen psaki and don lemon.

>> e because of that, their communities are at risk come up any of us are frustrated rated with the nearly 80 million americans that are still not vaccinated. we have the tools to combat covid 19 in a distinct minority of americans are keeping us fro turning the corner. what more is there to wait for? what more do you need to see? we have been patient, but our patience is wearing thin. can get this from a guy wrong o everything. as the media. >> message to republicans. okay, get it, covid is depression and you love it. you love it so much you want it to spread and the schools and the office, into walmart on the cruise ships and at the club's. >> most of the people i know ar vaccinated and really impatient at this time with those who are refusing for whatever to do thi easy thing to save us from this nightmare pandemic. >> the people not getting vaccinated, who are believing the lies on the internet instea of science, it started to start

changing them or leave them behind. because they are keeping the majority of americans behind. >> he is stupid. but what did they are like america's gym teacher forcing u to play shirts and skins dodgeball when what we want to do is play spin the bottle. it makes you wonder about the other conflicts you saw on tv. was a really a conflict between all black people and police? or was it largely a narrative creating for eyeballs and angst? i think i saw them open for 9- inch deals. or how about rich versus poor? what if the board don't hate th rich? they just want to be rich, and the rich would be thrilled to help because it's not a zero-su games. what are the ratings in that? you don't have breaking news every time a plane lands safely but put two passengers feeding the living [bleep] out of each other on a plane. what about gender, do men and

women really hate each other or argued gender differences what make men and women irresistible to each other. at least that's what it is with my female fans. those grannies can't get enough of this. call me, granny's. if you subtract the media's bakery, could it be that we actually all get along? which is deadly for the media? cnn want you to think that lactate whites and whites hate blacks. if you make that happen if everybody gets new shoes. the moment a hate crime turns out to be false it is eczema that hits on al capone's wife. he realized an argument over an on the real housewives. the vax in the un- vax are not like the hatfields hatfield's and mccoy's great romeo and juliet never argued about it right it's out of fiction. the entire story really and truly is about people deciding

when they want to get the vaccine. the media however wanted to be war about much like this. >> thanks, grants. we are in new york city where the vaccination debate is tearing public apart, hopefully. as the young couple now. excuse me. circum- out where you just coming from getting vaccinated? kick it now, i went and got som chips. >> are you saying the vaccine contains microchips? >> are you vaccinated? >> just had covid, so i have antibodies still so my doctor said i don't need to get it quite yet. >> how do you feel about this woman trying to murder her. >> i'm the mother of your kids. >> not anymore. >> i had to drop out of law school to stay home with them s they could get follow your dreams. >> the vaccine debate tears couples apart. back to you, graham.

[cheers and applause] i don't know what i liked more, her shoes or the cameo from the fire engine. but i said this before if americans fight amongst themselves, the people empower escape our collective breath about their own corruption and incompetence. is why corporations tried to be hoping the activist don't realize all the bad stuff they do. sure we make underage labor wor and horrendous conditions, but we're going who used to trans actors and mexican dwarf and th legally blind, so that will get these whiners off our backs. since trump left the white house , cnn no longer has the conflict and no longer the viewers. they're are no and mysteriously black lives matter just disappeared, as the rating collapse like hunter biden on a exhausted, they realize they

needed a new war. the vax in the un- vax. that is crime, homelessness, th crops of our social order, food prices rising faster than pot seeds and café. abusing their publicity they crave the divisiveness, they us versus them would save them at first they hated the vaccines under trumka went out under fighting, they are fascist abou the jab at. joy reed, please pick up the white courtesy phone. >> i understand the hesitancy. when donald trump was out there controlling the cdc and the fda and manipulating them and makin them put out falsehoods, anybod rational was hesitant. >> now it's irrational. unity is scary because it means the media isn't necessary so

they choreograph their coverage exactly to the democrats liking. create the scent among the rank so those imperial remains open rate that must be directed at the non- vax and easily target until you look at them closely and find out who they are. blacks, suspicious of governmen medical edicts. women worried about getting pregnant. young fit people willing to ris getting covid because there fit and wrist about everything else. to the and other met and it medically able to take the vaccine. see how different they are? they might even use the media i the favorite word, diversity, but in this case diversity hurt their argument, so you won't hear that. we get it. they are both in freefall. in joe's case, literally. joe need something to save himself from afghanistan, cnn need something to save them fro themselves. that's why they sound exactly the same. biden should start every speech with this is cnn.

because now they are both changing. they have more contempt for a pregnant woman weighing her vaccine options then the mostly peaceful protesters who killed cops ended 2 billion in damages last summer break the fact that cnn has even 300 viewers anymor is scarier than running into wolfowitz are on a new beach. joe need deal to blame your neighbor so you don't blame him. some unifier, yoko ono did a better job of bringing the beatles together. demonizing the un- vax is the way of inoculating himself from culpability. sorry, joe, you are a breakthrough case, america is going to stick together whether you like it or not. let's welcome tonight's guests. she has been on retainer since she got her braces off, emily

compagno. he is like the boy next door, i you left next to the space motel . fox news contributor tom shillue . he is our favorite comic, write and comedian joe. her person is me time is 90 day with an ankle monitor. fox news contributor kat timpf. >> i always had this packet of stuff that's got all the segments in it and i don't know if you can see it, but somebody wrote on here emily rules. >> don't leave your notes unattended in the green room. >> i'm the number one late-nigh host, emily. i'm not somebody you can push around. for that you have to sit out th segments. i'm not asking you a question. you can answer a question, but i'm not asking you one great let's just pretend i asked you

question and you go ahead. >> okay. a totally agree with your monologue obviously, and i thin it's pretty obvious that coming from the top down, these meanings that mean street media are trying to drive out which between americans that would otherwise. then it gives gives sms versus them in the upcoming 20 to and 24 elections. in gives them the enemy which t them as the republicans, its go come anybody that the virus, anybody, but themselves because it distracts as well from opioi addiction, every other epidemic and issue in this country that is more important than who they deem has questions in the saddest part to me is the fact that we also see coming from th white house that here is a celebrity that has questions an that's legitimate, she was invited to the white house and they're addressing her question with information which is what you should do, but if you're an ordinary american, that's who biden is angry to. the taliban he calls challenging

, but he says we should condemn americans have questions. he called the un- vax murderers but he calls the taliban businesslike great i want a president that stands up for my fellow americans. here is the information i think you need to know in this moment but they're stoking a war so we will be angry against one another. an obituary that a family published when the mother died and it said she was vaccinated, but she was infected by someone who's chose not to be, the cost was her life. i blame that squarely on biden. >> there you go. >> apology, apology accepted. you know, joe, while emily was prattling on, i have a question for you this cnn and dems canno exist without strife rate if yo take strife away, cnn is dead.

>> by the way, i wrote that on your head bad. that was me. >> you know, it's such a stream up strange moment were at. when people said i don't know i i should laugh or cry was just figure of speech and then i hea the white house commenting on nicki minaj friends. it so stupid the way that everything has to be with contempt and anger and hearing joe biden say he's almost out o patients. true, he's 105 years old. >> why not just say to somebody why is that you have this hesitation. let's talk to you about it, that's the way grown-ups talk t each other. sheets are more of that don lemon, he is just the worst. he said people don't ask what i is when you get your botox, or things injected into your, way to appeal to the common man. hey, long-haul trucker.

you didn't as those questions when you're getting the brow lift and the implants. >> how did i miss that cracks. >> he's completely out of his mind. >> that is amazing, tom. you look great by the way. you're losing weight. >> i don't use the world's felt around lately, but i'm plastering your body was felt. >> what is the take on the artificial polarization. >> isn't a fast one. >> you sent as the video of the president saying essentially laying blame at the unvaccinate and say were losing patience an i got all angry and i was ready to come in here and say oh, these people, but then you said in your monologue, we have to come together, it's not in us versus them, and you're so right , so what am i going to do with all my anger? >> channel it in your serial killing. you know what else you've sent

me in the research, the article from the atlantic that said not only they actually we're blamin the unvaccinated. they were same people who we're unvaccinated to get vaccinated, but you can't force it, by forcing you make them dig in their heels. how do you get your children to eat vegetables? you don't force them, you eat vegetables. i.e. other vegetables and i let my kid sit and eat their mac & cheese. i don't care. eventually, they will eat their vegetables. the soft sell works, but they don't want to do the soft sell because you know why? they don't care. they don't care about public health, they care about control. that's what they get off on. see, i'm getting angry again. >> with my kids. >> you mean me? >> nobody knows that. kat, final word to you, just answer it, i've run out of questions. >> it's okay.

i'm still proud of you. what i've noticed, i got vaccinated at the end of spring. in iran, but that because you were glad i got it first so you could wait and see if i could died before you got it. he told me that. >> that is the common sense of everybody in america. i'm going to wait for my neighborhood to get it and see what happens. i was playing that game with my sister and her husband. i was waiting till they got it and they're still alive. i'm sorry, but that's an epiphany. >> you're welcome, first of all. second of all, one thing i noticed is even though i got it people haven't stopped calling me stupid. so it's not like you're stupid, you're stupid, they have so man of these as you pointed out in your monologue, but it's not like people are saying if we just get this vaccine, then wil be treated with respect. they're going to make their own choice, i made my choice, i'll talk about my choice all day long, i'm paid to dockery

probably wouldn't. but it doesn't work after a while, so it's not going to wor here. >> they are still going to hate you, but the bottom line is i'v had serious discussions with an there is no fight, there is no animus, the only animus is online when people write to you angrily. who bought and sold you or stuf like that or it cnn or its biden . those are the only anthonys creating this discord. it's not your family and it not your friends. because your family, and your friends and we respect people's decisions in america, right? >> right. >> if running massless in san francisco where the risk. aleve it, and see what's possible. bogeys on your six, limu.

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is it safe to run a marathon with your face diaper on? long distance running is your task, you better bring a mask. this week in san francisco marathon runners will be required to wear masks on some portions of the course. i would wear one running throug san francisco to to avoid the flying, that's her new baseball team. and might even wear gloves in a face shield. some sections of the rates are in golden gate national park which is run by the national park service which requires mas and crowded outdoor spaces. so they will need to mask up fo about 6.7 miles which is the same distance or grandfather walked to school and the snow a a kid uphill both ways and in san francisco through piles of syringes. those who don't comply could face disqualification or even death, tom. meanwhile the nba is sports league prejudice against short

people won't require players to get vaccinated for the upcoming season. those who aren't could faced strict protocols including to eat, fly, and write in buses an different sections than vaccinated teammates. paging jim crow. finally, the number one fan of the gutfeld show called out the liberal media for their part in keeping the country from gettin back to normal. >> 41 percent of democrats thought it was over 50 percent. another 28 percent thought it was 20-49 percent so 70 percent of democrats thought it was way higher than it really was. liberal media has to take a little responsibility for that. for scaring the leap out of people. the reason i am bringing this u is because it's much harder for every touring act to sell tickets and blue states. they're afraid to go out of the house. whereas in red states, it's all good to go. we're doing everything we can, they're distancing, there is masking, and enjoy, live life.

>> i couldn't agree more, so i will be spending all weekend doing this. to get you guys didn't know i worked for uber. joe, what did you think about that exchange, is that somethin that interest you? would you like to talk about th marathon? >> i think the marathon is amazing because under no circumstances will you make me run a marathon. if you see me marrying running marathon, i couldn't do it wearing an oxygen mask let alon one of those stupid things. the reason it's so absurd because they say when you get t the hills when it's tough, then you can take the mask off. when you're breathing really heavy in that crowd of people. it so stupid and inconsistent these rules they try to make an then again, you look at the nba

the players, they had a good union argue for them. the refs in the people that wor there have to wear masks, because they don't have a good union but the players are out eating where they want to, they can write how they want to, they're out impregnating their fans the way they want to. >> i'm an equal opportunity impregnate her. you don't have to be a fan. kat, there's so many wrong things in the segment. they're is more so many bad things in the air and san francisco then a virus. anybody who's worn new shoes an san francisco probably throws them away when they get home. i think i don't know where i'm going with this. >> you think about a marathon a typical marathon runner, elderl obese person with copd. they could never survive covid if they did get it. or, the people outside in shape

that we could never achieve. it's insane, and i just don't understand putting them at risk of something bad happening to them because they do have to wear a mask and being the kind of person who feels so confiden making decisions for other people, because i have a hard time making them for myself if something goes wrong which mean they just not care that much. >> i don't mind what they do come out that's who i am very death they want to make wear a mask while the running and look like an idiot, go for it. and i mean just running in general makes you look like it idiot. the only time arm run is when i am chased by a giant bear which means never, and i mean the bears from downtown. and i don't run because i let them catch me. no-no, officer, everything's fine. mall away. i'm sorry. what was the story now, greg, i forget?

>> obviously it's absurd. it's ridiculous in the problem comes in the requirement becaus when they interviewed the perso running this race, in charge of the race, they seem to make a lot of sense, their hands were essentially tied because they had these regulations. we see someone with a mask on driving in their car and we say that's absurd. that has gone too far, and it's obviously dumb to run a race an be putting a mask on in restricted areas and on and off it's stupid. what else is stupid is being outside with a mask on. you know what else is stupid? masks. it's all stupid. if you go down that road, you can't help, but start doing absurd things like this. >> it's crazy, it's crazy, emily , when is it ever going to end? >> probably never under this in ministry in. the only time i ran in that cit was when i was doing beta breaker and got into a pickle with the security guard. >> a pickle use a. >> while wearing a burlesque

tutu. it was amazing. but, there is a fine line between incentivizing and punishing end to me what i'm seeing in these pro sports leagues, they are punishing those guys. we talk about how the nba had more relaxed rules than say the nfl, but the knicks, nets, and warriors, they all have to be vax. you talk about the players that are separating the players that are. the nfl israel coney and impaired if they have to or if it became because of a covert outbreak, they lose the point i may also have to pay for a. if you an un- vax free agent is not allowed to. so you're using losing career stats in a paycheck because you are unvaccinated. it's no longer weld the maratho to run is elective. you are absolutely being ostracized for making money. >> you didn't have to compare them to vampires very draconian? really?

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missy elliott, get your freak o at number eight to, getting my freak on is what i do best, emily. i will send you a video. elton john's tiny dancer at a random number 47. most people don't know that's what they call me at the clubs. i can literally dance in your lap. but i'm really surprised this 80 s classic only came in at number 398. ♪ >> i remember that song being s much better. some things just don't age well. >> you have said to me in the past, but rock music is double music. >> it comes straight from satan himself. >> does that keep you from listening to it? can get this list is too long.

500 is a ridiculous number. i don't think there's 500 good songs. i think there's about five or six good songs great. >> which ones? >> three of them are from bing crosby. talk about the white christmas. you are so white. >> look, obviously they needed to replace the number one because it was like a rolling stone. come on. rolling stone's favorite song i rolling stone. in their favorite band is the rolling stones. but respect, i think it's a goo song, but i don't know if it's number one. i don't like any song that has spelling in them. >> those are the only ones i like. >> i was going to say my favorite song was abbess sos. is that spelling? >> that's an acronym. >> no one asked you, emily. >> anyway, kat, anything shock you, what is number one in your mind? >> i don't agree with the

ranking songs by number as if there mask. there was a lot of missy elliot on the list, and sometimes miss is great there are certain vibes , certain mood that you want to listen to missy elliott freight if you're on your way home from your grandma's funeral , it may be not great but then again it might depend on your great i want the lobby, only the most sensual r&b. bring my casket down to turn of the mac. but that's me. >> that issue. so you can't rank them by mass. >> they're is going to be a lot of net grow going on there. >> i hope so. just because i'm dead doesn't mean people can't have fun. >> that such an upbeat philosophy, emily. >> put it on my tombstone. it's your decision. >> it is my decision. you signed the contract. emily, do you agree with these pics? >> no, first of all it read lik

pick top ten, like dreams over gypsy. absolutely not. the fact that prince, george michael, def leppard, kidney logins in the commitment soundtrack wasn't even on the top ten. best movie of all time. you know it wasn't. >> if it was great to get know it was impaired. >> yes it was. >> okay, joe, i was going to call you don. at no why, because you're a john . you get your freak on. >> i do, if you mean by getting my freak on i sit at home alone watching friends of files, holler. i was the ranking numbers when they coming in at 499 grade 499. their list is nonsense. because the mismatch of music where they're still trying to sound relevant, i just the last

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more of a demon his abusive behavior got his character killed off of the show. in an interview for a new unauthorized tell-all on the series, how to stay alive, the inside story of grey's anatomy. producer james deberry said although he didn't do anything sexual to anyone on the site, h had a habit of terrorizing people to the point that cast members had all sorts of ptsd and why? they didn't like the inconvenience of coming in ever day in working. so after a while they just solv the problem by having him kille off, which is interesting because that mean of a person o my show keeps complaining and getting on my nerves, i could have them killed off to? >> does that mean they can writ a tell-all book? before that happens? >> kat, this is what happens to winners, like he was the best

looking, the draw, so everybody had to trash him. right? i don't know anything about thi show. i think it's like a show about doctors. they don't wear smocks. >> is they do. >> are they surgeons? i don't know. if you're feeling upset, like people are trashing you because you're too successful, i just want to say make sure you do a good job and are nice to your staff because tell-all's are a thing. and, it must be hard to be as successful as you are. it must be hard for it. >> it is very hard. when someone is extremely successful and good-looking, they usually get targeted. i speak from experience, emily. one day you might feel this, bu

you watch the show, you know everything about it. >> only a little bit, but i hav to say this show doesn't really matter because it's all about can't buy me love. that is where we all met him an he became the cutest face of al time. i will forgive him and it forever, and also, there was a mac steamy on their show. so it's not just about him. here's my proposal, everybody. i think we should invite him on the show when i'm on, and then we could all see for ourselves and get to know him together. right? >> i usually have mac dme every morning. >> outcome my god can can be discussed in great coffee. i think made some good points when you're this successful, th guy was on the hit tv show. he's very handsome, he's rich and famous he even drives racecars, i can relate because sleep and a bed shaped like a racecar.

give him a break. what strange is that they specified that it was bad behavior but a nonsexual type. in hollywood now it's like oh, what a gentleman. he was only terrorizing. >> but he kept him hands to themselves for a few he giving them ptsd without touching them. at one and they say, maybe that was the ptsd. he so good-looking that he didn't come onto them and that gave them ptsd. that the theory that sexist would come up with. i'm not that person and neither is tom. >> why is everything. what is that? >> and think because wasn't tha his real name. his name on the show. in episode 23-point arts have impaired this is what happened.

>> is he really that good looking? >> s. the answer is yes. >> is no clarissa flockhart. >> i like her, allie mcbeal, that's a good-looking lead. >> she is married to harrison ford. it is time to microwave some jokes that we saved. feel the clarity, and live claritin clear.

>> we cover a lot every week in that region gloria's joke makes it in, but they get a second chance in their own friday segment called greg's leftovers. >> leftovers can be great or they can suck, but you never know until you dig and. this is the first time i've never read these, so i have no idea what's going to happen here . i could be absolutely awful. cigarette giant philip morris has taken control of inhaler maker despite objections from healthcare charities. a company spokesman said not to worry, and also announced that the inhalers are now available in menthol and unfiltered. that was a long way. at democratic congressman proposed a new bill that calls for all airline entering passengers to either show proof of vaccination or a negative covid test and order to travel, but if you want to vote, wave hello on your way into the building.

anthony fauci said on a podcast this week he would support a vaccine mandate for air travel he also recommended wearing a mask while you listen to that podcast. fashion designer is being accused of appropriating 90s hip-hop style for selling sweatpants with boxer sticking out of the wais-iii and freight no word if they're available with one leg rolled up in a puf daddy cd. who wrote that, at 70 -year-old. the sweatpants cost $1,200, experts say it doesn't improve that your racist if you buy them , but it does prove you're a moron. joe biden has given us nine months of an incoherent weird president. the worst foreign policy decision in recent history in the thought over what he will scrub next has nostradamus saying no comment. that was the weirdest rhythm of a joke i've ever read. the new york times prince harry

counting them in the most 100 influential people and the world . the look like they're welcoming you to the first swingers retreat. it actually does. they look like they'll be murdering you before the weeken is out and you just don't know it yet. if there was any confusion abou who's in charge here, she is literally wearing the pants. you could almost hear her thinking about how she's going to cut him loose in two years. they're definitely influenced people and the airbrushing department. the last time i saw that much airbrushing, it was a dragon on the hood of a camaro. they're changing history, in this photo of the history his hairline. it's like the old saying behind every great woman is a hemophiliac. i don't even know what that means. i don't know what that means. the royal bloodline. the hit tv show cops is being

revised by the fox nation streaming service. lots of people are mad that it' back on the air. those people are known as convicted felons. i wonder how many people will b watching cops on tv sets they looted during last summer's riots. cops is back in the production budget is bigger than ever, so much for defunding the cops. singer nicki minaj got into a feud with joy read over vaccines . it's not everyday every day tha she gets into it with an [bleep bigger than her own. that was good. a new poll finds democrats viewed from supporters in the unvaccinated as more dangerous then the taliban very does this mean the unvaccinated to get their own airport? that was pretty good. >> finally, taco bell announced a new daily tops tocco subscription service. and waiting for taco bell prime every taco purchased comes with a free toilet.

we have time to discuss this or should we go to a break? one question per joe, did you write any of those? >> f you. >> only the good ones right? >> only the cream of the crop they got rejected at first pass. >> when i read those i feel lik i'm actually doing a really tepid monologue from one of those other shows. >> i think you were kind of downgrading the jokes, they wer pretty good, but every once in while you said these jokes are so terrible. >> specially it's a bad way to intro telling saying how bad the . >> i am not a comedian. i'm a health editor that got roped into this work. i was editing prevention and men's health and how did i end up here? i didn't claim to be the world' funniest. >> a lot of hard work and talent .

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