series of challenges and crises at home and abroad. >> laura: headwinds and headaches. at least they use the word crises. they are self-inflicted, all of them. that is that for us tonight. never forget, show you understand what freedom means. where your -- go to lauraingraham.com. all for charity. american now and forever and "gutfeld!" next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy monday, everyone. they say that some pictures are worth a thousand words. this one just won't shut the f up. weber this dress worn at the ghoulish mets gala where the masters sauntered around mass glass while the servants

impersonated the games from pulp fiction, there hasn't been a more stark contrast between the powerful and flip leaves since i was on the daily show. each ticket cost 35 grand. a real working-class event. must feel great waiting on snobs who paid your yearly income for a night out. but the good news is they also think you are rife with disease so you better keep the mask on. tax the rich was the in-your-face mask less face message i screwed that up but i don't care. it was a message to the rich, white libs who would like nothing more than for you to think that they agree. which is why this message was about as edgy as a world us gratis grandpa coffee mug. but worse, and not that surprising, the designer of aoc's dress happily ignores her own message. at the notorious tax deadbeat with unpaid debts dogging her in

multiple states. it is true. wesley snipes has a better reputation with the irs than her. she has six irs tax liens totaling a hundred $3,000 on her parents company and a $17 -- that a parent company it sounds more like a deadbeat dad. she faces legal challenges for nonpayment of worker benefits. the company currently has $62,000. $62,000. you know what you buy with that type of money? yeah, two tickets to the men's gala. her company has been hit with more warrants than your average ms-13 gang member. 16 to be exact since 2016. that is ten more than kat timpf. but to be fair, unlike kat timpf's, they don't involve puncturing a nightclub bouncer's eardrum with a stiletto. >> one time.

>> greg: more than once. and received over 41 grant and pandemic relief, she puts the artist and scam artist. they call her place of work a sweat shop and not a compliment either. she apparently relied on unpaid interns working full-time jobs. this is something we don't do here. right, joe? >> i am a -- do you think i will be able to make eye contact soon? thank you for the freak rule. >> greg: you are welcome. one of the joe's. i forget which one. one worker claims that there is the designer would force her to schedule her dressmakers gynecological appointments. i can safely say i would never do that. >> greg, i moved your pap smear to 10:30. >> greg: may be. for a few months identified as

the mermaid. bacteria from the ocean is no laughing matter down there. >> wow. >> greg: but this should not surprise you. in the world of progressivism, the act of caring about the powerless is often a way to enhance her own power. it's your melt against criticism, giving you a pass for derelict behavior. you can still flaunt your bag as long as the receipts are made of recyclable material and if you say all the right liberal things, no one dares peak behind the curtain to callout your scams. thank god for the emmys, right? they should give themselves an award for best tone-deaf clown carnival. it's where gratis hollywood celebs went mask less to converge in an of mutual. but if anybody should be hiding behind the mask, it's a self absorbed, sanctimonious sellouts. there is more integrity in a holding cell at rikers. it's a prison, you west coasters. while your kids must wear masks

in school and while you must wear a mask and gin and i must wear a mask in bed, nothing to do would covet but everything to do with role-playing, these recognition craving lemmings packed themselves together without a mask insight. except of course for the noncelebs, the assistance and servers and props who all in braced the role of handmaids to their famous superiors. they all look like extras from eyes wide shut. speaking of handmade, congrats to that show which broke the record for most emmys losses in history. or should i say, her story. what a shame. it has such a positive message. it turns out creating a dismal miserable mess of male loathing only works in women study classes. my colonoscopy won more emmys. to be fair, what a surprise ending. four matchbox cars. i counted three at the time.

but at least they were jokes. >> had the results of the special recall election from the 2018 and me outstanding comedy. as you remember, that here, the "marvelous mrs. maisel" was duly elected with an overwhelming majority, but california law does allow for the recall of any emmys award if enough signatures are first obtained. meeting the 2018 emmys winner for best comedy could soon be the marvelous mrs. larry elder. >> that was like a four hour drive to 10 minutes at the beach. and talk about speaking truth to power, am i right? i haven't heard material this during since the latest commercial for relief factor. rented, he looked great. but one of the greatest things that happened in the last decade, this explosion of award show switch happened because we are more aware of the

hypocrisies. turns out the more sanctimonious judgments these -- the fewer viewers they end up happening because we see who they really are. couple that with the gloom and doom content that is always trying to bring the consumer is evil and you're left with an auditorium full of virtue signaling millionaire [bleep]. terrified that their personal scandals might be met with accountability. it's why she scares the [bleep] out of them. it's why they are like a monster's trunk. they stink of death. and maybe that's why the help were wearing masks after all. sadly, no mask can block the stench of clued this self absorption. the only people who don't know are the losers he keeps showing up thinking they are winners. let's welcome tonight's guests. he is won emmy's, golden globes, and my annual wet t-shirt contest, rob law.

her star is rising so fast it gave astronomers whiplash. casey mcdonald. someone is got a case of the mondays and life. fox news contributor, kat timpf. and he is legally barred from owning a trampoline. the nwa -- tyrus. so, rob, welcome back. it has been a while. i have assume you've been working but who knows. >> let's go without. i've been working. >> greg: of course. you did when an enemy. >> i've been nominated. >> greg: so you loss. so it's a sore spot for you. >> a difficult moment, yeah. i like the fact you are making fun of it, on the other hand, i do plan to be back there someday

and i will be wearing a giant white rope that says please do not audit my 2017 taxes. tax the rich. >> greg: way to change the subject, -- you can't do the show if you want to win on emmys. >> my secret plan is that no one in hollywood watches the show. this is why it will be my last appearance. probably not the only reason. >> might disguise them. like little costume and guess who it is. >> i do have a people's choice award. >> greg: for what? >> for my work on a television show called "cheers." [applause] >> greg: back when everybody used to know your name. and i have a writers guild award for group writing a sketch that

appeared on the earth day special of like 1999 or something like that. that's how you get awards in hollywood. you just do something on birthday. >> greg: that is tremendous. you virtue signal. what did you make of the virtue signaling dress? >> you kind of are in the same color scheme as aoc's dress. i know it's orange but it is reminiscent of that. >> greg: it looks like a check for late crumpled up bag. >> it kind of does. but if you will -- what would it say? fix the border, don't fly on private planes? >> greg: it would save don't publish those pictures. >> to your point, earth day, sustainability, do we care about taxes? >> greg: again, it is what she is saying is that the rich don't pay enough. >> correct. >> greg: the lady who

-- >> but she also is a lady who made the dress purchased a $1.6 million house in l.a. in 2020. i work. i need to check my bank account but i am not sure i can check on a $1.6 million house. >> greg: she also has not paid the property taxes, another place where she is deviant. kat timpf, speaking of deviant -- because thank you. >> greg: did you watch the emmys? >> of course not. why would i? i have been following all the news related to this. and when aoc loves to brag i am so proud to have worn the stress made by this women immigrant designer, she is an immigrant from toronto. she came from a suburb in toronto and asa is like she worked her way to the top. i'm like, from a suburb in toronto? so it's so rare to find

something that is completely this full of [bleep]. usually there is a grain of some nicer truth. can't find it here. congrats on that at least. >> greg: i'm also just getting tired of the idea that you have to tax the rich more than you already tax the rich. it's a complete -- who do you think is paying all the taxes? the rich. we are doing already. and i say we because let's face it, i am filthy rich now. don't applaud. i am joking. i am not filthy rich. i am not filthy rich. >> but you had to put something on your close. has to be -- unless you are kim kardashian and you can put a brand-new tax plan on the. but you have to keep it to t like that. it's like the npr version of a mag i. that's basically what she was wearing. >> greg: what do you, tyrus? >> so you're rich, ha? >> greg: i am joking. i am not rich.

he said and then he realized -- >> >> greg: i am rich with friends and love. >> i guess -- can you let me finish, rich guy? can the broke brother on medium street get a word in? jeez. tax greg gutfeld is going on my dress. what is said about this, not sad but very typical for democrats is the rules don't apply to friends and then because that would have been somebody else's dressmaker, like a melania trump and we heard all that, right now we would be waiting for the public's execution as they walk around. it's unbelievable how much they will let you go if you are on their side because shouldn't the women who made that dress be exactly who she is going after? a rich person who does not pay their taxes? that is literally who --

the enemy of my enemy? >> you know that she is not looking out at. >> definitely not -- >> greg: you make a great point. i think whenever milani was wearing a designer, the media would go after the designer. and ask are you aware that the first lady is wearing one of your dresses? are you offended by that? that was always the story. >> they would always attack. in this one literally, the criminal is right next to her. tax the rich and she is like yeah, do that. >> also, what is the mets gala? it became a thing? >> greg: it's the oscars without the movie is so you up for the dresses and everybody looks and they pay $35,000 to walk around in costumes. >> you are missing the point. it's the new flowers where the swamp grows because those

$30,000 tickets, they have to pay that back somehow. >> greg: it seems like it is always either met gala or passion week or pride week or ramadan. always one of those four things all the time. >> greg: i never noticed that before. going to have to think about that. before we go, a quick announcement. we are taking the show to nashville next week, and we just release more tickets. member we sold out question might go to foxnews.com/get felt and look for the link on the left side of the page. we sold out an hour after. the more reporters try to meddle, the quicker biden pedals.

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>> greg: disaster after

disaster and fighting battles faster. old joe tootles on his schwinn, americans taken on the chin. the president vacationing in delaware apparently the only place where he won't get lost. he enjoyed a beachside bike ride, ignoring reporters as they whizzed on by. he's like lance armstrong said there's no drugs that will enhance his performance. aside from the buzzards circling above him, biden is not the only one who enjoys the beach. snapping these pictures. the lake popular with horny spring breakers. the bikini babes were all sheep. they remembered to pack

sunscreen, speedo's, assault rifles. the original name for "live, liberty & levin." one hopes with her new love of water, consult be far behind for the taliban? according to bob woodward's new book "peril," top aides have tried to shield him from long interviews. by long naming anything that cuts into his putting time. they call it a cocooning of the president. protects biden from tough questions and children from being sniffed by joe biden. "cocoon" was an '80s movie about old folks. the growing border crisis in del rio only worsened according to the polls, our country is as divided as robertshaw at the end of jaws.

>> what does joe biden do about this? what he has done so far? >> one of the things you hear him doing is redefining what unity means. the blunt reality is that's not happening. >> has a credibility problem. period these problems showed up after he said something basically the exact opposite. he's got a lot of work to do. >> greg: chuck todd. joe, you heard the man, get to work. what say you? >> look, i promise to be the unity president. as long as you get your vaccination anywhere your mask and you voted for me and you don't live in one of those red states, we are good to go. everybody else, i'm beginning to lose my patience.

unity, everybody. it's on the money. e pluribus unum. you know what that means. do everything i say. >> greg: all right. tyrus, is biden's advantage that he has so many crises that we cannot focus on just one? >> tyrus: no. everybody is focusing on all of them at the same time. that's why he is riding a bike. looks like a late night tv murder she wrote, riding bikes and typing on a typewriter, gardening and doing all the things around the house except the entire world is exploding around him. jen psaki, every time she talks, she always talks about his vast experience in these situations. has been doing this for over 50 years. what has he got to say? he should have some really good stories. in 1985, this happened and we handled it this way.

in 1997, this happen. or 2000 or in 1814 when i got my first pair of shoes after slaying the dinosaurs. we are not hearing anything. >> greg: that's a great point. >> tyrus: years of experience. >> kat: sometimes you do things for 50 years and you just get tired of it. >> kacie: the pageantry 50 years ago. >> tyrus: i would be okay if he said google me. >> greg: whenever you have an old guy at work, consultant or something like that, rob, you remember. you might be one. he goes, back when we worked on the show, we did this. yoko ono shows up with a hatchet. you know what we did? we let her swing the hatchet. highest-rated show ever. he's like a consultant with no story. >> rob: he may not remember.

but also to meet one of the strange things, there's a weird blip on the weekend where everyone didn't get a note. they were kind of telling the truth on the sunday shows, don't hold your breath. sunday they'll be back in line. i don't think we recognize the complexities of the border crisis. a lot of complexities in afghanistan. the -- you watch the matrix when they say if you have deja vu it's the matrix having hiccup. you're on the talk shows and cnn reporters are saying i think biden is messing up, that's a blip and they're going to fix it. >> greg: good point. to put this in your world, hearing chuck todd to such negative things about biden, it's like your boyfriend testifying against you in court. >> kat: i can do better. >> greg: what? >> kat: in my world because i

am vapid and only think about boyfriends, it would be it's like when your boyfriend ghosts you and you want to hear from him more, i do feel like that about joe biden. i do know what he wants to say because he never talks. trump was doing rallies because they want to do. everyone was trying to be like, stop talking so much. the more you talk, the more stuff you can say they can get you in trouble. i would like to see one joe biden rally. if our ratings are good now, imagine if he was doing rallies. >> greg: we deserve a joe biden rally. >> kat: no prompter. no prompter. put them up there and let him go for an hour. >> tyrus: that's not going to work. our show runs at 11:00. he's in bed by 6:00. >> kat: he can be in bed. >> greg: we can trick him by setting his clock ahead five hours. i used it to do that to my parents. i got my dad fired. he never was the same.

kacie. do you have any advice for the president? [laughter] >> kacie: how much time do we have? to your point, i think when the sunday shows, the people who did a literal mental gymnastics to prove to us he was the hero we needed our flipping the coin. i think maybe it's sticking with the script and nebulous ice cream and sniffing and bike rides and the virtue signals. we are good, right? have a great weekend. kamala harris' flipping coins at college football games over the weekend. >> greg: that's true. what game was that? anybody watch that game? all i saw was the coin flipping. >> tyrus: it would've been nice if it was oklahoma and nebraska. she would have been close to the border. but i'm sure it was probably syracuse or something.

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>> greg: why are white liberal voters defunding cops in minnesota? white wokesters say f the police. saying a majority of minneapolis voters oppose limiting the police force. 75% of black voters oppose reducing the police force compared to 51% of white voters. it's significant because november voting ballots will include a measure on whether to give city officials the power to replace the police department with a new department of public safety. making residence as safe as a doughnut rolling past brian stelter's office.

poor little doughnut. never had a chance. turns out people don't want to replace the police. 51% of whites support replacing the police and giving the city council the authority to do so, 42% of black voters support the same measure. that's the kind of talk that gets the media to call you with the black face of whites primacy. a year after defund the police became a rallying cry, it's not black citizens who want to end the police. it's dumb woke white people. like the media says if you want to know what black people vic about cops, ask white college grads from safe neighborhoods. >> tyrus: are you going to do that? is there a white safe minnesotan in the house to explain this [bleep] penny?

>> greg: the secret racism of the white liberal. they said this in the poll because they felt that's how they should react. >> tyrus: it's not even racism. it's stupiddism. i've been around enough white people. i've done some investigating. i spent some time in the ranks. i notice that when things are really good, they don't want anybody around. they're having a good time. their idea of "i don't want cops in my neighborhood? when it's actually a weber because he takes up extra parking spots with the cop car. his son is better than your son in baseball. the cop has got to go. that's why they want to get rid of him. not for the same reasons we like to keep things around. we like television sets, our front yard, our daughters not being carried off in the middle the night. go to sleep without locking the

doors and cocking the gun. having spotlights ready to go. we are funny. it's a cultural thing. any white people who find that offensive, we like being safe. sleeping with one eye open is not as fashionable as you think. >> greg: rob, that might be one of the greatest apologies i've ever heard. >> rob: i felt very unsafe during that period i'm going to go on facebook and marked myself "i am safe during tyrus' rant." it's only a certain kind of white progressive that's surprised by the fact that in black neighborhoods which are disproportionately victims of crime, in those same neighborhoods, they want effective policing. only "the new york times" editorial writers are really hunting. what a mystery.

victims of crime tend to want better policing. that's kind of what they want. people in safe neighborhoods, even in crime cities where crime is going up, it's going up in certain neighborhoods not going up in other neighborhoods. people in the other neighborhoods say it's no real problem. >> greg: don lemon saying i went out to dinner. everything was great. >> rob: let me tell you something, sag harbor is peaceful. it's true, it is. but you don't need murder she wrote to come and investigate why people investigate a neighborhood that has crime want effective policing. you go to the emergency room. everybody there wants a doctor. same thing. fix this. only rich white people are like, don't fix it too fast. >> greg: i think the media made this worse by painting every police officer is evil. >> kacie: a police officer live next to me growing up and he was a great guy. enjoys camping.

[laughter] i know my neighbors. i am saying i know my neighbors. he has a camper, yeah. he doesn't camp in the backyard. he parks it there. >> greg: what's wrong with camping in the backyard? >> kacie: if you're in a safe neighborhood, it's fine. things could improve and change. there's a lot of layers. to your point if you're doing the poll, maybe you are scared to see what you truly think. >> greg: many critical race theory was right. white people really do suck. >> kat: speak for yourself. listen, what is poll found many polls have found a national scale that i've often explained that on this show but your eyes glaze over whenever i do that. i won't do that now. >> greg: it's happening. >> kat: yeah. everybody realizes cops and therapists do different things. or else therapists would never sometime say "do i need to contact the police?" >> greg: that's true.

i've come into contact with -- sounds like you've come into contact with both many times. >> kat: just therapists. >> greg: that's a great tv show, undercover cop as a therapist. >> tyrus: it's called "cops." >> greg: something totally legal. commander shrink. that was my nickname. does beto have the torque to become governor o'rourke?

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>> greg: will texans get a say in making beto go away? they are already applauding. o'rourke who you may remember from being a loser is considering running for texas governor. an official announcement is expected later this week. it has opponents of

governor abbott saying i hope matthew mcconaughey runs with his shirt off. texas faces issues such as cova, the border crisis and people who think new york city has great barbecue. polls show beto down by 5 but perhaps texas democrats hope to make up the difference with california democrats fleeing to their estate. one of californians who flee to texas and of voting for beto and he wins? they are electing the monstrosity they're escaping from an publishing their texas neighbors. how stupid and wrong? like escaping an insane asylum and creating your own personal loonie bin. all imported californians should be banned from voting for at least five years in texas. consider it the progressive proration. watch how a real state is run before you vote. it's like how you learn to be such a great lover. those national geographics.

kat, he just doesn't want a job. he things he is above a job. >> kat: you said known for losing, that's unfortunately true. i forgot what he had done. i googled today. why is beto o'rourke famous? he was in congress a couple years ago. he does so much losing since then that i forgot that. >> greg: overwhelmed with losing, what's the problem? he has a rich wife. his rich wife bankrolls his stuff. i hate that. >> kacie: trump said in one of his rants at one of his rallies, making fun of beto for saying "i was born for this." have to find a new purpose. he's campaigning, or i should say he has been known to say he wants to take guns away. from a state where 46% of adults are saying we have guns.

you're looking for their guns. it's probably not going to work. >> greg: this guy reminds me of the bass player and a terrible band who keeps telling his rich wife that the band is going to make it. keep paying for my dinner and do my laundry. >> rob: before you say no, listen to it. skateboards and stuff. he's going to lose again. he is like bob hope in a wig. old and trying to be young. it's not going to work. the strange thing is at about texas in general, a moderate democrat in texas has a shot. texas is traditionally democrat. a moderate democrat could have a shot. there's got to be a moderate democrat in texas thinking dude, why are you -- go away. go away. >> greg: you know whether days. he doesn't have any skills other than himself. he jumps up on kitchen tables

and rants. >> tyrus: what are you talking about. he's a genius. he's a hero. he gets paid to run for things he knows he's not going to get and his wife lets him do it. think about it. i would love to be -- i'm going to go work for nasa for the next month. going to try to be an astronaut. a little set up cash. i need to get an extra long astronaut suit. how much is that? a million and a half give or take. thanks. she's going to let me do it! his friends get around with him. he campaigns. he's not going to win. he can skateboard around. he's on his xbox doing research. this is great. >> greg: there are people that exist who do not believe they need to work. he's one of them. he believes the force of his own personality. >> tyrus: or worse because he

think he's getting closer. getting so much closer. he gets, keeps going for a bigger job it is what you tell your kids. didn't make the talent show so let's quit making the statues. >> greg: biden ran for president 3 million times. >> tyrus: one and a million. >> greg: he doesn't remember but up next, the singing while driving reduce your chance of surviving? that is incredible. it's the multi-flex tailgate. it can be a step, it can even become a workspace. i meant the cat. what's so great about him? he doesn't have a workspace. the chevy silverado with the available multi-flex tailgate. find new adventures. find new roads. chevrolet. the chevy silverado with the available multi-flex tailgate. i don't just play someone brainy on tv - i'm an actual neuroscientist. and i love the science behind neuriva plus. unlike ordinary memory supplements,

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>> greg: time for an in-depth one-on-one conversation with rob long and how he became so successful in the entertainment business. just kidding. it's time for two stupid stories. first up, jamming out behind the dash makes you more likely to crash. the study finds listening to hits while driving can leave you mentally overloaded and lead to mistakes. like joe biden trying to talk while standing. or if you're listening to maroog into oncoming traffic. loud music and lyrics that elicit strong emotions were most likely to cause problems. i will have to talk to kilmeade about blasting paula abdul. speaking of kilmeade, study shows today's humans are more likely to mate with their

cousins. more so than prehistoric ancestors were thousands of years ago. 3% then and ten presented a proving we have evolved to have much hotter cousins. i'm going to stop there. kacie, you can talk about music and driving or people having sex with their cousins. >> kacie: i don't have a car so i'm going to go with the second one. ancestry.com is reeling. everyone is being called in for emergency meetings. i've done 23andme. so is my fiance. probably being cloned right now somewhere in antarctica. >> greg: you found out your brother and sister. >> kacie: no no. we are not going to be contributed. vaxxed, if you found out your spouse was your cousin, would it make a difference? >> rob: would make it harder for you.

i feel like probably back then in the caveman days, dating was easier. everybody knew who was going to pay, was going to pick up the check. now it so modern. you know what. stick with your cousin. you're already -- he already kind of know each other. i can see the convenience. don't have too many -- every generation is going to be some weirdo. >> greg: what if we are told a lie. what if, kat, marrying your cousin is preferable. isn't it true first cousins are -- >> kat: not to me. you've upset all my cousins. >> rob: all the royal families of europe were all cousins. queen victoria was cousins with the czar. they all had hemophilia and some were insane. i don't know why you're so excited about this. simmer down. >> greg: have ever seen cousin

it. >> rob: like the archduke ferdinand. >> greg: maybe that's why am attracted to royalty. you know what cousin it is? it was a character from the addams family. >> kat: cultural references i don't really get. >> rob: also generation. >> kat: i'm young and i my whole life ahead of me. >> greg: stop at "you're young." >> kat: i'm young but not so young that i'm not also brilliant. the car thing is true. i got into a car accident once. the song on the radio. be careful. it was a tough week. >> greg: is it okay to sing in the car with your cousin? >> tyrus: not if you calling love. it's more convenient.

everyone wears the same shirt. it's really cool. the same grandma and grandpa. you don't have to worry about the in-laws not liking you. >> kat: you don't have to become aware we spending christmas? >> tyrus: our parents house. [laughter] >> greg: i think we have pretty much solved world peace. i'm probably going to have to have a meeting. >> tyrus: a family tree that doesn't work is so much easier. straight up to the top. >> greg: on that note, i think we should leave. i am sneaking out the back. this is the show -- we'l she's more of a groundbreaker. just look at the way she's reshaping

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>> greg: time for one final thought. >> kacie: tuesdays at 9:00 on

fox business. two episodes every tuesday, all part of the crime lineup. monday through wednesday, all new shows, fabulous. >> greg: kacie is literally in the house. i just came up with that. thank you, kacie, rob long, kat, tyrus. with evil shannon bream is next. i am greg gutfeld. i love you, america. ♪ ♪ >> mike: hello and welcome to "fox news @ night." i'm shannon bream in washington. president biden spending the weekend at the beach and out of sight as the crises continue to mount. inflation to democratic infighting, the debate over covid booster shots to the surge of migrants at the southern border. >> someone asking the foreign nationals