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there for over three decades -- francis collins, is going to announce he'll be leaving the agency, along career. the question is, will fauci be next? francis collins has been subject to many requests some of those have not been responded to. will they ever be? we will keep you up-to-date tomorrow. "gutfeld!" is next. ♪ ♪ [applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: that is a crowd! happy monday, everyone. we are back in new york city, just returned from an amazing week in nashville. that's in tennessee, cat. it was fantastic, but you know, it's like when you go to the beach and you return and there is sand everywhere and it's kind of like that with nashville except it's grits.
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tough to get them out of those hard-to-reach places, but that's what the hamsters are for. [scattered laughter] but do we have some great times. here's tape of our last night out. ♪ ♪ >> greg: the only way out of a john rich bar is through the window. so what did we miss while we were gone? well, several of noxious left-wing activists, kyrsten sinema, from a classroom at arizona state, to the restroom and harassed her outside install. i'll admit i've done this myself while drunk, but it had nothing to do with politics. and everything to do with a missing bag of weed that julie banderas still owes me. but instead of giving me senator some privacy, they just continued their business while she did hers.
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>> we want to talk to you real quick. >> actually i'm heading out. >> right now is a real moment that our people need in order to talk about what's really happening. we need a build back better plan right now. >> greg: that will win converts to your side. she's always -- it's oh is been a party school, but now it's a potty school. i'm impressed by the senator, if someone ever recorded me in the bathroom stall the audio would sound like a miles davis solo. so why were these activists so outraged? they claim it's because she wasn't supporting joe's build back better agenda, but we know that's b.s., they don't even read it, they don't care. but they chased her into the stall assuming that she's a girl
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and won't fight back. but kyrsten, if you are listening, we will take you over mitt romney any day. you know how to make the tough choices and you look better in thigh-high buttes [scattered applause] >> greg: here's what the president had to say. >> mr. president, talked about how you have 48 democratic votes right now. the other two have been pressured over the weekend by activists. joe manchin had people show up to it's part of the process. >> greg: what did he just say? sometimes i think he's just playing scrabble with us in his
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head. but this kind of invasive harassment is the type of discourse the left champions, from harassing diners to looting businesses, it's all part of the same strategy and it's no coincidence they do some of their best work in the toilet. they don't give a crap even if you're giving a crap. even worse, they refused to spare a square. if someone followed me into the bathroom holding a camera phone i think it wouldn't end well. ♪ ♪ >> complements of the hood. >> greg: yes. first of all, who follows you into a bathroom filming you? why can't they do it the right way and hide the camera? it's completely inappropriate and why i always bring my sketching pad. but most people would clobber that creep, especially if you are with a kid at the time. i assume the media would care about this invasion of privacy but they always side with the protesters. that's why their ratings are heading into the toilet as well. i wonder where this could lead.
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>> david of the chest news network, we are covering the kyrsten sinema story here at arizona state university. are you kyrsten sinema? >> no i'm not, this is a bathroom, can i get some privacy? >> there's no privacy here at arizona state university. your at the university of arizona. arizona state university is now identifying as the university of arizona. you heard it here first, back to you. if [scattered applause] >> greg: we saw this coming. remember everyone is politically deputized by the democrats now. get into your face. science doesn't even matter, or in this case biology. last week we told to the cdc has gotten rid of the term "woman" when discussing pregnancy. that's both sexist and misogynist and boy have the broad's been complaining. [scattered laughter]
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"the washington post" joined in saying that reporters will now be expected to write pregnant individuals, because not all pregnant people are women. the complete phrase "pregnant women and other pregnant individuals," meaning, i suppose, man. but once again, a reminder to all you narrow-minded types, yes, men can get pregnant. i refer to the men who have ovaries and wombs and can fertilize an egg and bring a baby to term -- oh wait, men don't have that stuff. good luck trying. it you put a mercedes engine in the toyota, it's still a toyota. but mention the science, you risk marginalizing someone. who would that be? good question. i hate to tell you, but who is getting marginalized is women. men now appear -- it's happened before, but this is different. check this out, half naked dude on the cover. hugh hefner and three dead chicks must be turning in his grave. >> [laughs]
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>> greg: the only way you can get a joke out of three dead chicks is that joke. >> hugh hefner. >> greg: i hope he gets a lot of exposure for this, but be careful, young man, you don't want to get pregnant. he's a social media influencer apparently. he's influenced me to order my own pair of those shoes. so tired of borrowing dana's. but i get it, playboy is a dead brand and the only way to breathe it back to life is going woke, hoping to get attention from the twitter mobs. and because it's a slow news day we ate it right up. it was between that and a story about biden putting his shoes in the microwave by accident. or was it by accident? we don't know. the fact is all of the things that one thing in common. vapid stupidity. the activists who chase people into bathrooms are stupid and vapid, the people who demand you say "pregnant and if it's" are stupid and vapid and anyone who took over "playboy" magazine, stupid, stupid, and vapid. they decided to live in a nonsense world and drag the rest of us into it. all of the stupidity makes me
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miss nashville, for it has a dome of impenetrable common sense that protects it from such idiocy. and we need to expand that dome, or at least move under it. sure i have grits in my pants and gravy in my navel, but it was worth it. now i'm back and it's good to see nothing's changed and as a mentor needs to bathroom, i couldn't be happier. i feel my water breaking, or maybe i just need to pee. let's welcome tonight's guests. he's a new york republican, meaning he's the only new york republican, congressman and gubernatorial candidate lee zeldin! there you go. [scattered applause] she is so southern she uses moonshine as mouthwash. fox business anchored dagen mcdowell! [scattered applause] she is such a diva, she will get the person who wrote this fired, fox news contributor kat timpf. [scattered applause]
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he's so strong, even monday won't mess with him, my massive sidekick and the nwa's world heavyweight champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause] all right, dagen, i am a little bit reluctant to ask you what you would do but i assume -- i arty know what you would do but let's say somebody followed you into a bathroom with a camera phone. it's not what they be killed, it's how quickly would they be killed. >> i'm a lesson-teacher. i like people who come for me, i like to teach them lessons. i also have the ability to make even andy cuomo uncomfortable or harvey weinstein, summary like that. so if you follow me into the bathroom, we are going to have a little chitchat while i pop a squat, and i'm leaving the stall door wide open. and i'm going to film it and i'm going to sit there and go "can you go get me some tp, i ran out," "do you have any
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tic tac's? because my breath is a very." i'm going to ensure that nobody ever follows anybody into a bathroom again. >> i was going to say she was going to bless their heart, but that's pretty much the same thing. i don't know why we are calling these people activists. we need to stop getting these titles to these morons. if they followed woman into the bathroom. that's harassment! they are harassers. there's nothing political there. they're not doing any favors. there was nothing that they asked her that couldn't wait for her to come out of the bathroom. they tried to intimidate a woman in the bathroom. the last time i checked, that is a big crime, to follow someone into the bathroom, recording them without permission and basically threatening their job in the most ignorant -- he stopped because he sent the hit man in, but the one who gets genius of the day was the one who took literally 12 sentences to say we knocked on doors. i have never seen a political
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debate going "we have 1.5 knocked on doors opposed to the other team's about so we are in." they are idiots, but they believe they are so powerful because they were going to tweet this out. they think their heroes because we call them things like influencers, activists. if this has never been a safer time in this country to be an activist, because why? there's no opposition. so yeah, they are real brave attacking them and they are being put up as like they were doing something special. they are harassers and we need to start calling them that. >> greg: does this happen to you? the word thing about this, congressman, is that we have of noxious people on the right, but we don't do this stuff. it's only directed -- because they believe that their hearts and morality is in the right place. if you are a nonliberal, then you are somehow evil and that excuses any behavior, although i don't think they thought that far in advance. i do think these are morons. what are your thoughts on this? >> this happened to me earlier
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today. not following minto restaurant, i'm just trying to go to my office and they're all waiting outside to create a moment to go viral. they were waiting outside of the front door of our building here inside the city. the other extreme of this is when -- we had colleagues in the house of representatives a few years ago where steve scalise almost lost his life. some of these people, they follow their leaders, the maxine waters who asks for confrontation. they take it to the nest level and thank god for the capitol police. he saved a whole of people's lives. obviously the tactic is wrong. if i am sinema, i don't think this helps convince me to vote for their several trillion dollar monstrosity of a bill. i think this would actually make me less likely to vote for the bill, but i would say that as far as sinema goes, regardless, she did make the best of what was a [bleep] situation. [scattered applause] >> greg: you've got my vote for governor for just saying
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[bleep]. kat, there is an interesting thing about how there is a distorted outside view of their power because of their online presence, and you have a guy who portrayed himself as a moderate now just going woke because he thinks that these people -- their opinions matter more and there is no opposition. >> yeah, it was interesting to me that there was no even hesitation to follow her in there, and it wasn't just her in there. like there's people coming in and out of the other stalls. >> greg: that's true! >> how are those people doing? >> and flushing! >> and flushing. nobody sees that and thinks that's okay. there are people who see that and say it's okay because they have the same problem as those people do, they are in their little bubble and they think that they're doing the right thing, but if you are following someone into the bathroom, you've always gone too far. >> greg: yes, that is true, no matter what bathroom it is. it doesn't even have to be a gendered bathroom. can you beat somebody up in the
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bathroom? >> yes. >> greg: thank you. >> you can beat somebody up anywhere. >> greg: if the police come, cannot -- it is against the law to film someone in the bathroom. let's find out that's my wife and there and there was a guy in there, i can clobber him, right? >> there's a lot to work with too. the porcelain is very hard. >> usually one shot you set them on the toilet and nobody will bother them and then you close the door and walk away and you go let's go, snoop. of >> greg: i don't think that was fiction. up next, a political contender who went on a tweet-deleting bender. [scattered cheers was bracket ♪
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♪ ♪ >> greg: what was in those
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thousands of tweets that he felt the need to delete? right before he announced he was seeking her votes, a wannabe politician removed his posts, and he's taking a beating over his pathological tweeting. i speak of unstable gasbag matthew dowd, and i'm being gentle. wait till you hear about this guy. he recently announced his candidacy for texas lieutenant governor. fox news reported that it before announcing he deleted about 175,000 tweets. that's a lot of tweets. that's a tweet for every shot kat did this weekend. now he's just got under 6,000 tweets left. that's a tweet for every shot kat did this morning. but it got to wonder if that sheer quantity of tweets makes him insane regardless of the actual content. me, tyrus, and kat have about 85,000 tweets combined in this guy has more than double that all by himself. he's crazy!
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there's something wrong with him, but when asked about it by cnn's favorite cicada-eating anchor, he calls it a conspiracy. >> why delete them? because you know that that is going to raise eyebrows. >> fox news does this, it dreams up some conspiracy theory, as they always do, which is obviously -- has nothing to do with anything that we talked about. i cleaned up my inbox, may or june, i deleted all my old tweets, 5,000 sitting there. >> i think it's an important question to ask, which is why i'm asking. >> you asked it and i answered it. you asked and i answered it three times. >> greg: the only thing that's transparent is his insanity! because deleting 175,000 tweets isn't weird at all! and keeping 6,000. who did that? who had to go through all that? did he think no one would notice he purged an absurd volume of that? that's like burning down your house to cover up a crime scene.
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now he just wants to sift through the charred rubble. that's why we'll never apologize for when i did this. [laughter] that's still up there if you want to look at it more closely. kat, all right, when you delete -- okay, so i don't how many years this goes over. he basically deleted his entire kind of countenance. like it's not saying oh, these are my tweets. no, that's his mind. 107 -- he erased his entire mind. >> yeah, he also said i was cleaning my inbox, which if you don't know that at home, that's different. the emails you receive are different than tweets you send out. but he also knows that and i would never claim to be, you know, the arbiter of what it means to be well-adjusted, but to say that, you know, when you're confronted with this thing that you objectively did with this -- you know, it's proven by attainable data, just
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shout conspiracy? that's not it. >> greg: yeah. do you know much about this guy, congressman? because he tweets -- i think he's tweeted at every single person at twitter to start a fight and then when you come after him, then he blocks you. like this guy should not be in political office, i don't think. >> he's a guy who's known for changing his party is much as he deletes tweets. he was a democrat before he became a republican, and then he became an independent, now he's a democrat and he's running for office again. it 175,000 tweets. to put some perspective on this, he started his account a decade ago. so he would have to tweets, on average, about 50 times per day every single day for an entire decade. that's crazy. >> greg: that is incredible! i mean that's -- i mean, what is that taking up in his life, tyrus? >> everything! >> greg: everything! and then he flushes it all down the toilet as though it didn't exist! >> couple things, man. first of all, has anyone tried to delete a tweet?
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it's like one deletes, two deletes, three, delete, so he spent a lot of time deleting that many. it's no like click 50, delete box. it's like delete. delete. can i keep this one? no. delete. but the interview. forget about him. this is how much cnn loads our success at fox. he wanted to blame the question on fox, but it was her question! she would not give it to him where he tried to say fox's -- i'm asking questions, not fox -- cnn would not give it to him. he tried to throw up the sacrificial "fox dated," but she said cnn asked the questions. the interview in itself was hilarious because he's trying to give -- he is trying to blame fox and cnn won't let him do it because she's smart too, like fox. >> greg: [cackles] [scattered applause] >> greg: to tyrus' point, it
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wasn't just about -- there had to be a decision process. this is fascinating to me to have 160,000 -- whatever, 160,000 tweets and then you decided to keep 6,000. they decided to keep 6,000 so it looked like there was still some activity there, because you got to think -- now you have to think that the guy -- there is something wrong so he's like going well, we can't get rid of everything, so i don't we just leave some and now like one per day, we will just leave one per day or some thing like that. this is the sign of a troubled soul. >> it's a sign of a sexist bucket of ass. he spends all his time deleting tweets to make him seem less sexist, but then he goes on tv and immediately wipes out all that work by looking like a sexist bucket of ass on tv, and if there's one reason you go on cnn it's because you look
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marginally likable compared to all the anchors in the network or marginally honest and he doesn't even manage to do that and to kat's point, he actually said the phrase "i empty my email inbox every single day." so good luck, you big, fractious baby, winning an election in texas. >> greg: i cannot wait. we've got to get him on the show. no, he won't do it. not after -- not after the things you said about him. i think we will have to do an apology segment, dig and come about that. >> i'm all for apologies, greg! >> greg: [laughs] up next, will there be a christmas injunction from the man who lied about gain of function?
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will do in a pinch. dr. anthony fauci is already trying to cancel christmas appearing on "face the nation," he let his inner scrooge out. >> but we can gather for christmas or it's just suit gnomic too soon to tell? >> it's just too soon to tell, we got to concentrate on continuing to get those numbers down and not try to jump ahead by weeks or months and say what we are going to do it a particular time. >> greg: and make sure your tree is wearing a mask. fauci already walked back his comments saying they were misinterpreted, but if you do gather for the holidays, cdc recommend skipping 6 feet apart from others and use window fans and open windows to circulate fresh air. open windows in the winter, that will go great in chicago. you will either dial from -- died from pneumonia or a hail of bullets. but the pandemic might actually help you save a few bucks. if you're an intolerant cheap a hole, a new survey by coin star found one in eight americans would not give a gift to a family member or friend who did
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not share their same covid views. if the good news, if you're filling out a survey at coin star, you're too broke to buy anything good. but we need to remind ourselves how much of this is theater and virtue signaling. a video of a doj official recirculated on social media. showing him asking up when he thought no one was looking and then only to remove it just seconds later. wore it approximately two seconds, that guy, and this is happening all over the place. i was hoping that this would get better, but it seems like it's getting worse. >> how was the weekend? >> good, and you? >> i'm about to watch squid game. >> how is life? >> i don't to talk abut it. >> let's go right now. >> sounds good. [scattered applause] >> greg: tyrus, it's as good a time as any to tell me, what are you getting me for christmas? >> the same thing you got me,
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and autographed picture of you. >> greg: regifting. >> yes, it's the new thing. you know, as i sat watching the tampa bay-patriots game last night and heard the crowd chanting "brady, brady," i looked to see that fauci said remind people to get together for christmas. where have you been, bro? we've moved on without you. like, no one -- we know there are sharks in the water. we will look for the signs, but new year's eve party at the crib, everybody. i mean... we've moved on. >> greg: does that include me? am i invited? >> yes, you've got to work the door. >> greg: less to me at your party, you used me in the dwarf toss, it wasn't fun. i don't know what i signed. >> you had to miss work for that.
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>> greg: it was a tough one. congress him, do we need is permission? he's not a leader coming as a bureaucrat, so he's never ever going to say something that is leader-like, he's always going to hedge his bets, that's what he does. >> he wants to be all up in everybody's business. if you would have his way, he would have everybody replacing their elf on a shelf with everywhere there would be, you know, fauci on the couche. of it would be everywhere now they want window fans. we are here in new york right now. you imagine at the cdc meeting, they must have had a hose connected to a car muffler with exhaust fumes filling up that room. so i actually do feel bad for the people who say they won't give to somebody else. they listen to fauci, they are reading the cdc guidance. in there like they are so triggered by it so i'm not even
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going to be giving gifts my loved one's. i must feel bad, you have to imagine the people aren't giving them gifts because they are such a miserable human being. >> greg: writes, that's true. if the people who are saying that, dagen, you probably don't want them at your christmas celebration or gathering. i don't know if you celebrate christmas. >> of course i do. always need somebody of the table you wouldn't be upset if they got stabbed with a steak knife on the back of the hand. >> greg: yeah. >> my family will get that joke. [awkward laughter] i really quickly might have to edit this, but i thought -- >> greg: i like it, giving us a trigger warning. you might have to edit this. >> i think about why do they keep this guy around and it's the old [bleep] theory. if you are an old [bleep], you want an older [bleep] around you so you look better by comparison, so if you're a boozy trollop, then you want a boozier
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more trollopy person around because you look better. kat understands. >> i get it. >> why you hang out with kill me? >> he is quite the boozy trollop. that's the name of his yacht, by the way, the boozy trollop. things we do out in international waters, you don't want to know, right, kat? i showed you those pictures once. that was an iguana. >> yeah. yeah, indeed it was, greg. you want to talk about that? >> greg: no! no, no, no! what is your -- whatever. look, man, it's monday, give me a break. >> it is monday. it's the most monday -- it's monday every time this guy talks. i can't have any reaction to anything he says anymore except for just "k." all right, buddy, i'm going to do me, are not going listen to you. >> greg: if you don't
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understand getting risk down to zero is impossible, then you're not a leader. everything we do entails risk. driving cars. >> especially the most fun stuff. >> greg: exactly! >> we need to check what democrats husband just bought stock in window fans. >> i'm going to propose that to my dad in michigan, see what he says. >> never a better time to buy a window fan. >> greg: coming up, our obsession with being woke made us a joke.
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♪ ♪ >> greg: they are clutching their beret over what americans can't say. here's -- the folks who say it will laud now say america is screwed lala. french magazine, which is german for we will get you next time, ran a cover story called the suicide of america, blaming the botched afghanistan withdrawal unrecalled it woke dictatorship,
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describing american campuses as philip censorship and extremism the question whether our empire was collapsing. luckily, that magazine can't be canceled because it is too hard to spell for college kids. french president -- they have on their -- emmanuel macron and the french delegate minister for gender equality and diversity expressed similar sentiments in recent months, so we are to woke for a french gender equality and diversity minister? that's saying something. something. on top of that, the french are still not afraid of red. because we don't eat bread here. we go to a frenchman for comment. >> ]stereotypical laugh." the americans, i am look at pitbull compared to your wokeness buried in france we do not care about identity, we do
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not carry about orientation, we. is that a german shepherd? [scattered laughter] >> greg: that was a little dog theater. a little dog theater, kat. is there any way to solve this problem? >> yeah, i think that we are doing a good job of it with just saying what we think because i don't know if they don't understand it or they don't care, but could you tell someone that they can't say something, that doesn't mean they won't still think it. and it actually makes things worse, because then you're too afraid to talk and it's all just and sign your own head, that's not going to help and we get to know or understand other people better. >> greg: is not the point? >> of what? >> greg: i don't know. you're supposed to say that's absolutely right, greg. >> you're absolutely right, great, thank you for your service. >> greg: thank you, it's hard being the only hero here. congressman, you know you're in
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trouble when france says you have a problem? >> coming from the guy who has a great school teacher. whenever the french and emmanuel macron specifically speak up on our morals and values, i got to say they got this one right. i'm glad that they are weighing in, i hope that some people who may not be paying attention to what a conservative might have to say, they are seeing one of their own, but in this case, i kind of want to propose a trade. i mean, their people and their government who i would much rather have here. ten them a joe and a hunter biden, kamala harris, socialist to be named later. we would -- [scattered applause] >> as a nation we would be better off if more people in charge of this executive branch, this biden demonstration, they paid attention and straightened it out because the average american gets this and they are done with this. >> greg: even other countries understand america first and so when they see somebody not defending america who are americans, the kind of look at them weird. >> you tell a frenchman to eat
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chatter, they are going to sit on your shoes. but they've -- the french have always been boundary-pushers. their symbol of liberty in the painting from the early 1800s, he was topless, barefoot, standing on a pile of corpses carrying a flag in one hand and a musket with a bayonet on the end on the other. i think we can learn some things from that. >> greg: yes. by the way, do you still have that picture? >> yeah, variations of it. >> greg: tyrus, what are your thoughts? >> you have to understand thanks to our woke administration, we are not going to get the most friendliest press from france for a long time. but not every day you cost them billions and billions of dollars in a subway deal because you never bothered to look to see if australia had another submarine -- nuclear submarine deal. i notice a lot of paperwork when it comes to that stuff. good thing we have the best and brightest in our ministry should to get on that. so we're probably going to get
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some negative feedback from france, but having said that, the united states has been the bully of the world, i guess you could say. to be picked on by the smallest guy in the room, the guy who when war starts goes the other way, that's how weak the woke has gotten to where france is like this is our chance to get out of the basement, guys. we are not going to be picked on anymore. it's not french fries anymore, it's woke fries. it's not us, we are tough, right? we are tough, guys. >> greg: that's right, freedom fries. i forgot about that. >> we didn't. >> greg: up next, we are each sharing a memory of charming tennessee. under control?ermatitis hide our skin? not us. because dupixent targets a root cause of eczema, it helps heal your skin from within, keeping you one step ahead of it. and for kids ages 6 and up, that means clearer skin, and noticeably less itch.
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♪ ♪ >> greg: from the bliss of tennessee to the dregs of nyc, we had a great time with the great guests in nashville, but the best part was the fans. we always say that, right? you came out in droves to support the show and it's only because of that we are such a freaking hit. yep. we thought we would share some of our favorite moments from the past week. i had fade gnomic made fun of kat and to return the favor, played tape, real tape of my relatives misbehaving from the night before. >> i have obtained some actual footage of your actual family.
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your sister and her husband in nashville and they are behaving very badly. look at this, they are alone on the dance floor and they are air drumming. nobody air drums unless they've had at least haven't team bears. and look at this, vandalism! vandalism. that is your sister engaging in vandalism of this very bar! so you can call it whatever you want with your fake little videos, but it looks like you're the one that hangs out with all the booze bags and you are from a crime family. [laughter] >> greg: touche. what is your favorite, kat? >> i had the greatest moment of my career and friday. >> greg: what happened? >> this. >> have you ever been part of a hoax? >> no. >> no? >> wearing a padded bra, but other than that... [applause] any more questions?
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>> greg: by the way -- >> greg: i thought it was going to say something really good there. >> it was great. a lot of the reply guys were mad about it. the bad news is, guys come know i don't have boobs. if the good news is what i do have you can buy at victoria's secret for $49.50. [laughs] >> a bucket of sexist asses. >> greg: all right, tyrus, what was your favorite moment? >> i had a lot of moments. bragg if you got it. they told me -- i don't know which one they picked, i left it up to jean. jean, surprise me, what we got? >> tyrus. >> what? what can i possibly say to this? i came out a grown man and cried. the doctor slapped me, i put his arm behind his back, took his wallet. i've been grown forever. [laughter] >> greg: i don't know if that's true.
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>> i believe you. >> do know how hard it is to be born with tattoos, greg? >> greg: i didn't know you could pass tattoos on. >> it wasn't, i did it myself. she don't need this rib, i got this. >> greg: all right. that was a crazy show with her and larry. should let anybody talk. yapping away. i think we have time for one more. i can't member when this is, what is this one, tom? robots. oh, the weird x. this is a great sit gnomic skits. we were doing a segment on how biden keeps blame and trump, and we thought without working relationships? >> this place is such a mess. i am so sick of this! >> stop blaming me, it's not my foot, it's your express of his. >> and there's never any food in the fridge. >> it's not my fault, it's your x. >> you are such a slob! >> it's your x.
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>> stop blaming my expert everything! >> he's literally right over there! [scattered applause] >> you leave him alone, okay? we are in love. ♪ ♪ [scattered applause. >> greg: two things about that. well, three things. number one, he doesn't say anything. >> he made a noise and it was money. and i like the finishing music at the end of it making it into like it's going to come back after the break. that was and of segment music like oh, my god, i hope things work out for them. if probably not to happen. it won't, but i would watch a total sitcom with you guys in there. as long as he still was there on the couch. before we go, i hope to see you on my book tour. back in tennessee next week in memphis on saturday! alabama in november, and newark in december, but i will be in memphis this we can. go to the website for tickets. we will be right back.
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♪“i swear”♪ jaycee tried gain flings for the first time the other day... and forgot where she was. you can always spot a first time gain flings user. ♪ ♪ >> greg: we have two final thoughts. congressman. >> running for governor. it's great to be on this. [applause] >> greg: great job. tyrus. >> i'm running for governor of new york, but i am nwa power this week on the network. check it out [applause] >> greg: i will say that is, it's good to meet somebody running for governor as opposed to somebody running from the
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governor. i turned it around. the beauty of language. thanks to congressman lee. katz, tyrus, our studio audience. next to the evil shannon bream next. i'm greg gutfeld, and i love you america. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello, and welcome to "fox news @ night." i am shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, senator kyrsten sinema confronted by activists again over her skepticism for the democrats massive spending plan. first in the bathroom at arizona state university and this time the senator was accosted at reagan national airport before she touched down. it also happened on border plane to washington.

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