here's pelosi's try. >> build back better is climate. health, job security and moral responsibility. healthcare. the issue tas relate to the affordable care act medicare and medicaid and family care. >> laura: 3 or 6. whatever. "gutfeld!." >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: happy tuesday. the greatest tuesday in the history of tuesdays. why? i woke up this morning to find out the new super man is bisexual.

finally. as powerful as a locomotive, able to leap from women to men in a single bound. >> [laughing]. >> greg: i have not been this excited since i learned the true identity of the york. >> [laughing]. >> greg: that's scary. it's not really the original superman. this john kent, super man and lois lane's son. dad said time to become a man and got cancelled for using gender stereo times and became super man and hooks up with a young male journalist. super man is bye. -- bi. it was a long time coming. it was worth the wait. for thing important to me as

a 10-year-old reading comic books were who the characters were attracted to. i needed to know who batman was sleeping with other than robin. calling him the boy wonder made we wonder. >> [laughing]. >> greg: he could not be sliding down that bat pole just for fun. i wanted to know if aqua man was into water sports thus the rubber sheets. i have not reached puberty. but it pained me to think they were trapped in traditional sexual roles. spider man could not swing both ways. sad. ever since was a kid i saw they had more boots, gloves and masks than a weather shot in the west villalg. it was like brit hume's closet.

who were the super heroes like me with acne and sexually confused. if they don't reflect my lifestyle i can't enjoy it. every movie has to have someone like me or i refuse to watch it. astro-boy was short but looked great in red boots and black shorts. no pants and red boots. i described killmead at the last christmas party. who gives a damn? no kid wants to care about who super man is kissing.

the guy is faster than a locomotive and can leap buildings. that piqued my curiosity more than who he hooked up with? kids who read comic books don't have sex until their early 30s. why is this being forced into a medium where it's not necessary. it's like glutten free crust at a pie eating contest. it's not for the consumers. it's the companies don't want to be criticized for their past: lack of diversity. something you never hear about in the nba. companies try to please people who don't have even use your

product. you see this with the nba. they are appealing to a crowd who can't tell the difference between a jockstrap and a sports bra. a mistake i will never make again. it was awkward. at the gym no less. everyone is so terrified by the woke mob they turn art into propaganda. they create woke products to keep them safe from the online mob. i wonder what the angry white male has to say. >> notes ♪ ♪ >> me if i have zero interest in the personal lives the super heroes or comic books. i am old school. adults should act like adults. i have to get to work. >> [laughing]. >> [applauding].

>> greg: this sets a trap for critics. if you say this is the dumbest i think since salad you become the target. so no one says anything. we for a world that insists we have to care. they demand our opinion. if we don't give it, we are part of the problem. imagine how super man feels when he is told about his character update. >> okay. super man, as your agent, i think you should know nobody wants a straight white male super hero. >> i can only fit one letter on the logo. >> okay. we had a wj. let's talk about your identity. >> i have a secret identity.

>> family life? >> my dad was a farmer. >> he wasn't maga? >> he died when i was in high schooled. >> good. are you attracted to men? >> no. >> women? >> no. >> you are asexual, perfect. everybody wants an asexual super hero. >> no one says that. >> you are not attracted to anyone. i am a different species. >> fantastic, you are an immigrant. >> i am an alien. >> easy with the a -word. >> i am super man. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: the divide between your public stance and how you feel. publicly you can say super man you go, boy. but you know what a bunch of

[bleep] it is. turn super man into political theater. when you expect me to care, i will crap all over you even if you didn't pay me first. in a fair world it is not of our business. i don't need to know what you do sexually anymore than you need to know what turns me on and why it requires a sock full of batteries. welcome tonight's guest. fought for our freedom and looked damn good. rob smith! >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: his voice cracks more than the liberty bell, comedian, joe machi. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: she is a like gerbil. kat timpf. >> greg: and when golden coral

sees him coming they surrender. my massive side kick tyrus. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: for no particular reason, you are a gay super hero. >> i guess so, yes. >> greg: you fought for our country and you are gay. what do you make of this progress or tmi? >> as a practicing homosexual i am glad you came to me first. first of all i hate this reconing of iconic characters we have. making them bisexual. >> greg: what is that? >> it means they are making something new out of what was there before.

instead of having something completely new. as a gay guy it would be cool to have an original gay super hero and i say the same conversation about making james bond black. i want a cool super spy that is black that is completely knew. >> greg: separate but schedule. -- equal. it makes sense. just come up with something new. >> they could make a comic book about you. you would be perfect. >> [laughing]. >> greg: joe, i may be jumping to conclusions. >> [laughing].

>> he's also handsome. >> greg: were you interested in super man's sexuality when you were a child? >> i don't think anyone was interested in sexuality after seeing marlon brando in that skin tight suit. i was to be like super man because he could do a lot of things a dorky nerd could not do. he could beat up a jerk or stop a nuclear war by throwing missiles in the sun. how could the people of krypton do nothing while their planet fell apart? with the current administration that seems quite possible. >> greg: a jab on biden. maybe you are super man. >> clearly not. >> greg: wow! i felt a tingle there.

kat, where are you on this? >> i think it's fine. yes, that's how i feel with anybody's sexuality. i think it's fine. that will probably be the real progress. i am gay, i am bi. people will say cool. it's not a huge deal. i don't think anybody wants to defined by the sex stuff they do. >> greg: no. >> the sex stuff they do? >> or want to do or they have done. nobody wants to be defined by that. >> greg: i am defined by the things i have not done which is not a lot. >> [laughing]. >> greg: the one thing i might be doing that is wrongs attributing the wrong audience for this product. this comic book is not for kids. it's for dorky weirdos?

sorry joe? >> i have been defined by my sexuality. i have been called a chubby panda. i prefer to be known for other things. to his point, i read comic books my hole life and still collect them. i never cared what a super hero did behind closed doors. i feel it cheapens the message. if you are going to support the gay community and gay men and you want to make a gay super hero have the decency to give us a great back story. have us see the struggle and see him survive and then people will be inspired by him. it won't be him. it will be all guys.

he just happens to be guy. they have super powers. that's what get us to fall in love with super heroes. it's their struggle to become these amazing things. i appreciate the fact he is the child of super man and lois, they have the right idea. you can do better. you can do better with comic books. this should not be the issue. i have been in entertainment a long time. when i have with wwe and the guys i worked with, they are gay and their biggest thing is they hate to be identified by just their sexuality. i am a greatest wrestler. whom i in the bedroom with doesn't matter. if you ask me i will tell you. every time i wrestle i don't want to hear that's a great gay wrestler. >> greg: are there a lot of gay

wrestlers? >> it's wrestling. everybody is gay sometimes. >> you're absolutely right. i do the podcast. talking about biden's failure and kamala harris. the gay stuff doesn't come out until situations like this. i am not defined by that. i don't think to your point that most gay guys want to be defined by that. >> greg: up next he called people names. he will coach no more games. that's next.

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he is out of work. raiders head-to-head jon gruden stepped down after leaked emails chopped full of colorful language described as racist and misogynistic. imagine a football coach using offensive language. >> [cheering]. >> greg: one email dated back to 2011 when gruden's described a black guy's lips as big as a tire. he apologized for that but no point apologizing to people 2 won't forgive. it has less chance of success than brian running up a flight of stairs. the "new york times" got its hands on more emails. they will cover racist emails as long as they are not from hunter

biden. gruden called roger goodell the word that rimes with maggot. critics said if gruden didn't want to be a distraction now he should not have sent private emails 10 years ago that are now public. he didn't hurt anyone. it's not like his emails caused a brain injury. oh, yeah, football does that. tyrus, look, we don't even have to talk about the content of it. >> oh, but we do. >> greg: humans should be allowed to be privately offensive. >> i agree with that. the investigation was on the washington redskins. who is this angry racist person?

i don't think he was in the nfl at the time. he was working for espn. aside from all of that, being a black athlete, i have been called a million different names. every once in a while one comes along you are so offended you are actually impressed. i have to be honest with you. i can't hide this anymore. i have been in a lot of arguments and sometimes with my teammates. me and one of my white teammates in college. i was teasing him because he didn't know about rap music. is this honky-tonk? one day he had. he said leave me alone graham cracker. touche you win! i am light skinned. i dised my mom and dad. well played. in the spirit of that i would like to say if i was an argument with joe and he said shut up you

big tire, i would concede the victory. that was so bad and evil like the criminal creativity to describe a man's lips as tires, you win. it's so shocking it's amazing. on the other side, we can forgive real racism and dumb comments. he was allowed to still coach. it wasn't until he got into the misogynistic and homophobic stuff that he had to go. i would like to say if you are watching dave chapel, touche. >> greg: i am assuming these leaked by the nfl because of the stuff he said about goodell. i don't know if it was the racism or the homophobic stuff except for the stuff he said about goodell. joe, if he had done this

publicly. we are nasty creatures in private. humans have a right to be nasty in private. >> i am not defending what he said. it's unfortunate his private emails were leaked in an investigation he was not part of it. tyrus, this argument in this fictional world ever took place. i don't see myself to getting into many arguments with tyrus. >> i know you want the belt. >> i am coming for that belt. i think my big problem with cancel culture is not the consequences. my problem it's not equally doled out. it's permanent. >> greg: kat makes a good point.

the punishiment is not equal. joey reid made a public comment that was homophobic: are you worried? >> depending on what you are into. you might think i am better. it's carrie to think about and we have been like it's scary to think about your private emails being released. no, i have never saw anything like this. it's still privatelies. i won't pretend that the nfl is a moral organization. >> greg: their players are accused the sexual assault that

are still playing. >> i point out what a horrible organization it is. i don't enjoy to watch it. i don't understand all of the rules. there are far too many. >> greg: last word, rob? >> well, the language was so outrageously racist. like tyrus said you have to respect something that is so outrageously racist. what i don't like about this, nobody wants to hear a millionaire whining about cancel culture. i won't go there. we don't have any sort -- we are not able to rehab people anymore. with joy reid and the young lady with teen vogue tweeted about asians and got fired. teach them a lesson and move on. now you don't teach them a lesson. you throw him out and he is

angrier than ever. >> greg: that were private emails from a decade ago. we forgot the concept of forgiveness. the thing about privacy. there is a line between private and public. the right to privacy is the right to be offensive, not just if language but in deed. the toobin rule. toobin did something that every guy does. he did it in public? if he did it privately no one would know. up next did hunter biden's gallery take advantage of ppe? affected my day to day... i finally had to say, 'it's not ok.' it was time to talk to my doctor about austedo.

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pedalling. they received $100-million in hunter biden loans. the gallery received a disaster assistant loan of $150. you need a lot of money to rent one room to hang paintings. this summer they got another $350 grand into the lead up to the marketing of 15 paintings by the president's son. as the post points out there is no evident that president biden help secure that money. but that gallery received the largest wind fall. they do great work helping under-privileged children of presidents show the first hart they made with a coke straw. hunter seen here thinking about donuts, hooker and cocaine was

observed last week if l.a. could federal funds have been used to promote hunter's work. the big guy told to us keep it in perspective. >> come on, man. this is art. i know art. i have that vincent price behind me. it's a copy. look at hunter in perspective. selling paintings for $500,000. grade the guy on a scale. i always did. >> [laughing]. >> [cheering]. >> greg: he could just get the scale from hunter. >> oh! [laughing]. >> greg: that's what he used to weigh the coke, kat. what kind of covid relief do you

need for an art gallery? it's one room. you never sell anything. i then gallery. all of these restaurants closed. that place got a half million dollars. >> they don't even serve food. this is not shocking. people on both sides of the aisle said there might be problems here. problems here, there and everywhere. that's why people said that. it's not shocking. nothing will happen. he has a new career. >> greg: he is good, joe, your thoughts? >> you are about the restaurants closing. the mcdonald's on west third

closed at the begin of the lockdown. that place is packed. the story is insane. i just need walls and air. it doesn't make any sense. it took me 3 years to get paid for stand up and i ruined that person's birthday party for a cool $40. >> [laughing]. >> greg: don't you think the timing is suspicious here? >> of course. it's an open book. hunter biden is like influence pedalling and coke and hookers, we is like a walking netflix show. i like media bashing.

the mainstream media is uninterested in any of this. this should be one of the biggest stories. they investigated when don jr. sneezed 2 years ago. they are not paying attention to this. he is a scum bag. >> greg: yes, he combined different things. he used the "n" word regularly talking to his drug dealer. that sank like a stone. no one ever talks about that. i don't understand this. tyrus. >> from there is nothing amazing about this. this is disgusting and everybody in this room knows somebody who lost their business and drove through their neighborhood and

oh, man that, store closed. people and women and veterans were moved to the front and there was no money for them. this crack head gets $500,000 of american movies. the joke is the american people. we are allowing this. this is criminal. if any one of the trumps did they would be on the first line going how we are allowing them to do this? you say you are the uniifier and your son is fleecing. if you gave $100,000 to any know 2 of those restaurants closed next to that [bleep] gallery, they would have another month of business to turn things around. you got $500,000 and not one dime within to the story.

>> greg: the gallery got the ppp. >> don't think it won't end up in his pocket. they bought $500,000 in straws. >> that's a lot of bad red wine. >> that's true. we have to move up. the woman with no shame is staying in the game. >> [cheers and applause].

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to the fbi about russian collusion sprying on presidents and former presidents getting rich after leaving office. glad she is here to solve the problems that she caused. we can't get rid of her like she got rid of jeffrey epstein. i kid. that was suicide. her new novel is called state of terror which is what bill lives in constantly. it's how you felt with a saw this. >> [barking].

>> greg: if she ran again? >> i would not be excited. complete sentences she can answer questions, but she'll be investigating a lot more people. 6 of one and half a dozen of the,s. >> greg: that's true. tyrus? >> i look at it differently. somebody trying to sell her services. i am not running for election but i am still political. hire me and i will advise you for a mere $10 million and your first born. i will help you run for office. give me a job to get my charity company back up off the ground something in the ambassadorship area around pakistan.

it looked like a pitch for a job. >> greg: i think you are right. >> for a nominal fee. >> greg: high 6 figures. rob, the dems are in power and have no one for 20twenty-four. 2024. it won't be joe or kamala harris? >> no it won't be. i love hating hillary clinton. it gives my life purpose. my hatred for hillary clinton made me a republican. i will always be grateful to her. i hope she never goes away. she is america's super villain. we need her to inspire a new generation of republicans. i hope she is here to stay and be evil and horrible for decades to come. >> i think she is horrible and corrupt but i think it's weird that despite being all of those things, she is really boring.

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>> greg: do your angry bosses screams show up in your dreams. according to the "wall street journal" owned by our parent company, dreams about work are ruining people's night time hours. the nightmare where jesse watters hosts this show. >> [laughing]. >> greg: showing up to a meeting without pants on and missing your flight and forgetting a deadline until it's past are common dream themes. or for kat real things that happened. experts saying dreaming about work gives us insight in to how who solve problems. could that be true?

>> what a long day. [sighing]. >> ♪ ♪ >> hi, cat? >> greg would you like this cup of poison? >> that's odd. i wonder if i am in somebody's dream. it tastes pretty good. >> [applauding]. >> greg: kat, do you have dreams like that? >> no, of course not. >> greg: what are your work dreams? >> i don't have work dreams. i am trying to think. i get really weird dreams. i think what is appropriate and won't get me fired if i talk about it. i get dreams that my husband cheats on me and i get mad at him and i start the group chat with my sister. you were in my dream last night.

she said apologize and he doesn't. we are 5 months in and things are going well. >> [laughing]. >> greg: tyrus you have many different jobs. do you have a dream where they are combined? you show up to wrestle but you are sitting and have to do commentary? >> no, greg, maybe it's a culture thing. i only have bad dreams when i don't have checks coming in. the only time i have bad dreams when child support is due and i have nothing coming in. that's a bad dream. i got the third red notice with cancellation dates tomorrow and trying to trick the electric company to extend it for 2 weeks. those are the dreams in my lifetime. i never had oh i am so gainfully employed. i showed up to work and sat in a chair and paid a lot of money to give my opinion. what do i do?

>> greg: this is another white man problem? >> no, because i have a lot of broke white friends. it's a first world problem. this is stupid stuff that we will call them journalists have nothing on the table. what have we got? anyone got a bad dream about having a job. that's like telling somebody it's just hunger pains in cambodio. >> greg: jesse watters said talking about talking about your dreams makes you soft. >> that's not true. i also have work related dreams involving kat's husband. we drive across the country and kat is not invited. i have dreams all the time where

i have tragedies and successes and then wake up and think why can't i write one novel? >> greg: that's a good point. there is the uncharted deposit in your brain with plots. i wake up in the morning and then it's forgotten. that's the weird thing about dreams. they are so rich. your mind won't cling to it because it's not real, rob. >> have you ever had had a dream with you won the lottery and you wake up sad. man, that was a dream. this is a function of people that work too much. this is what i think. as americans we work too much. we don't take enough vacations. i avoid this by working as little as possible. i never dream about work. >> greg: i talked about i don't have work dreams.

i have hygiene. i am always trying to find a toilet. those are my nightmares. running through a weird house and i go to every bathroom and every toilet is filled with filth or missing a toilet seat. >> oh, man. >> greg: i am running around. >> i used to have football dreams where i forgot my helmet and run on the field. your entire life, the only thing you are worried about is finding a toilet? i think you have had a great life. >> greg: you don't know what that is like. you need a toilet. >> you reason you can't find a toilet is because you are dreaming? >> greg: no, because i wake up because i have to go to the bathroom. >> at the end you find your toilet? >> greg: it was there all along. >> there is your novel, joe.

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