was up to me anybody unvaccinated would not be allowed in the hospital. at this point they have been given plenty of opportunities t get the vaccine. in my america all the hospitals would be close to you. >> what a sad man he has become. >> i love this show. clap from you. you are all nothing without you. what a great show we have for you tonight. mike is back. i think he killed somebody with his shoelaces. i keep having him on the show and hopes he will arrest cat.

after every show he is checked for ticks and fleas. they will hold you ran some. it's having the best set of key in the great outdoors. they moved to alaska open the arctic air would help the audience. what a busy day of news. first is the insurrection part number two. the president and vice presiden are taken by surprise. can you help the fbi? that democracy is at stake. this is worse than 911 and pear harbor.

if the first time the vice president and president have been seen together in a few months. with joe this could be the firs time that he was more lifelike than his wax figurine. if laughter caused cancer's audience has been in remission for ten years. talk about a change of heart. remember how we thought these presidential institutions would be destroyed after trump? started with statues and then i stopped. you can't do to the filibuster what about and just hear me out what if we just get rid of the senate?

and i am absolutely serious. and is the most anti- critic institution next to the judiciary because that is only the way it is because the senat is the way it is. and i was too crazy for elizabeth warren. everybody screaming about havin his republicans as part of our democracy are happy about this executive order and forced vaccinations. they love power but they can't persuade. and when you can't persuade you just change the rules. he didn't like the monopoly gam so he flipped the board over. believes the power to dirtbags

in chicago. and you seen the great update them with their cities. they thought tearing down statues was a bigger priority then stopping crime. while the country lurches forward to once again divides us. falsely claiming that what happened is -- he plays the race card more tha hunter plays with cocaine. he claims that the bill is mean to prevent election fraud. wormley told that mentioning fraud undermines public use in elections besides wasn't 2020 a perfect election? they really want ballots to be as insecure as the view in his bequest.

frankly i'm confused by all of this misinformation. thing goodness for cnn. air hiring new staffers to figh fake news. the only thing they need to do to land a job over there is a trench coat a bag of candy and working knowledge of the local playgrounds. on twitter he said cnn is that community to covering false news. -be easy because they won't hav to leave their own building. it's like alec baldwin teaching gun safety. if this is true start with the three c's championed by cnn. this -- 's you have your first year wrapped up. lets not forget how misinformation is made by hidin the news from airplane riots to hiding hunter's laptop.

all of this covered up by cnn. they're also hiring reporters the kind that feel like you hav to jump down every rabbit hole that you see. the kind that spend more time o the internet than anybody reall should. basically they want a higher that 400-pound man sitting on his bed as trump would say. losers that are too fat and laz to join anti- for. i feel for the staff. they're going to have to work overtime to cover themselves. i just wonder how they are goin to do it? >> i'm outside our new york cit headquarters we received report of somebody spreading misinformation. it hasn't been faxed checked an it could lead to independent thought.

>> chess news network's number one reporter investigating reports of a journalist spreading misinformation. >> we have identified two possible sources of misinformation. >> my name is greg but okay. finally there is some good news for everybody especially those in new york. >> this is the right place for me to share my news with you. >> wiki ever had a chance. he will be running for governor. and i will be participating in the slam dunk contest at this year's nba all-star game. thank you for letting us know. nobody asked. you destroy the city now you ar jobless. here is an idea. to work at cnn. you can't kill something that i already dead.

's friends:the hammer because they don't know how to spell. america's newsroom coanchor bil hemmer. he is a real life jack bauer no because he is former cia but because it takes and 24 hours two complete a sentence. mike baker. if she is here rob schneider is taking the night off. jamie. looking analog clock she has a pale face too skinny arms and i headed by children. fox news contributor cat. bill hammer as always the sexiest man alive in my version of people's magazine. cnn opening an anti- fake news

bureau whatever you want to cal this. that's like me cracking down on jokes. that's all i do and that's all they do is turn out fake ms. >> i don't think it's going to end well. halladay cover hunter biden's laptop. cancel the new york post. i have a theory and us how they are looking to hire three people. and about one months time i think it's exactly 32 days from now. trump goes online with his own social media network. my theory is that this group is going to be setup to counter everything trump puts online. now you have your own branch an division to counter what is truth social. there is a theory. >> this is why you are so smart. you are on the news side and i am here. you are never wrong. you are never ugly.

he made me think if they are hiring three people can you identify as more than one person? i think it was started start identifying as three different people. of that you have some very perceptive analysis on the wax museum figures of our president and vice president i would like to hear them from you. >> i think if somebody makes a wax statue of you and it looks healthier than you do you shoul immediately go to the hospital. i guess this thing is super accurate. this thing is the same density and weight. it also has some amount of credit is. so cool. i heard the jill went down ther and now she pitchers and during.

there was so much better. there is just so much i had one quick thought on colbert. he says something and the crowd laughs. they think it's a joke and he remembers this is the colbert show. there is no laughing. is quite bizarre. might you look great. i'm just trying to fill. if you can form a thought in a coherent statement there is an object and you want full sentences.

>> i think it's been a long tim since anybody is laugh at him. i go to him for all of my knowledge of the constitution and other public is supposed to work. what he says about shutting dow the senate. if you go through social media the sheer number of things out there that actually have the same concept is remarkable. they're basically saying if at any point in time the current administration does not agree with me we just want to change the rules. the other thing i would say wit the president is that we are going to talk about the press conference later? >> i don't read these things. nobody tells me anything. >> he's planning my staff. i got fired because he said that.

>> i guess i have done my job. >> i didn't know and i just got in from los angeles. this is of course going into it second season in early march. you are fulfilling the intro that i had for you. >> i keep looking at cnn like somebody with a huge blind spot. he's living the good life because he is oblivious. >> i appreciate a very bad to pay. i got rid of the one with the chinstrap. >> you shouldn't have. instead of again trying something new this and let's go in hard on this one. we will just tell you it's an apple and we only have the fact here.

i've lost count of how many times they have been wrong. this isn't a news anchor it's actually an opinion. they are going to be the ones standing against misinformation. if it wasn't for them nobody would know what was true. >> nobody is actually watching this. now misinformation is doubly. due to difference between and disinformation as well. i spent a lot of time overseas where there is this is the way

governments work in those locations they will fire you what is correct and what is not. this is a very dangerous path for us to be going on. all of these news networks need to shut down the misinformation. this is something i was here when i was overseas. >> up next the answers were hyperbolic. the catatonic president. to be a thriver with metastatic breast cancer means asking for what we want. and need. and we need more time. so, we want kisqali. women are living longer than ever before with kisqali when taken with an aromatase inhibitor or fulvestrant

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finally questions about the sinking ship. jo calls them reporters. earlier this afternoon roughly one hour before the usual bedtime he held a press conference marked the first yea of his presidency. remember how you thought not that many people would show up to vote the middle of a pandemic? >> the highest voter turnout in the history of the us. i think if in fact the matter how hard they make this to vote i think you are going to see people that are willing to stan in line and defy an attempt fro keeping this like this. >> everybody voted that there was voting regression?

did he say that anybody was going to be there for the talk about a decision? >> i did not say that they were going to be at george wallace o o'connor. i said it was a decision in history. either voted on the side of george wallace. you may have been voting with those that agreed with connor. >> i guess we are the ones that are hard of hearing. you said which side are they on? he snapped when somebody else pressed him on speech. >> i did not say that. go back and read what i said. tell me if you think i called

anybody that voted on the position by o'connor that they were with o'connor. it's interesting reading in english. you like to right in those journals. >> somebody needs his mush. why are reporters so obsessed with russia. >> they have warned that russia is ready to attack ukraine. why should the threat of sanctions given pause? >> piece of that russia would b held accountable. you have determined whether he plans to invade ukraine. >> it's all about russia. it's still going on not a word about crime or the border.

all of these reporters only car about the voting bill in russia with two important things. i agree because when it started to be about russia i actually stopped listening. i understand. we don't like him. i get it. it wasn't fun to watch. you seem to think i was actuall saying that they are o'connor. he isn't around. you are mistaken. that is not what happened. you know what is bad because he kept saying how much longer am going to do this? i couldn't find the choreography. i've never been there for a sol

cycle. it was pretty bad. that the couple of swear words from her over there. >> what were your impressions and give me a specific issue. i think it was incredibly egregious. first of all the idea that if you want in favor of the voting rights act that you are racist which is essentially what he said. matter how we trust this business it's just awful messaging. but i do think he firmly believes that for whatever reason. the idea that if you somehow don't get this past you are calling into question the legitimacy of the election. anytime you question anything i is considered anti- democratic.

>> he has done this now and i like to think it's something funny to say. >> but i just can't do this. i was watching this press conference and he did this. it was a very depressing. >> i think he said that he is a straight guy. this is the same person that he said was an issue back in january. >> he hasn't talked to anybody from the white house. in general there is just a lot of the. the turnout in the last electio was higher than we have seen in the last 20 years.

i do think it's a significant story. it's a minor incursion. he may have just got the green light today. this is not good for the world. it's everything you do with the supply chain. in summary i thought this went as expected.

very little suggestion that he was up for the change. this is like being on meet the press. do you have five of anything in your life? >> the first one says you are doing a great job. the speaking voice putting you to sleep as you tiptoe out of the room. i wish there was some way that there was a green screen behind him.

maybe have the press on the lawn. i'm just amazed that they were able to get that wax figure out of there.

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the thought of more crackdowns making democrats and rule. they might be bringing back internment camps. according to a recent poll now support ideas of authoritarianism.

half with support house arrest. 45 percent would favor designated facilities. it's almost as if they want to concentrate people in one location. don't give them any ideas. meanwhile across the pond in th atlantic ocean the british prime starting next week the one mandatory face coverings in public. they've decided that they just don't work. >> the downside is you will again be able to see their teeth. 's work from home rules and sel isolation.

>> this is a strong signal that things are returning to normal over there. one thing is for sure. this is great. thank you for breaking my addiction to this unconstitutional mandate. i was thinking of somebody funnier. did they turn democrats into a legion of rabid authoritarians? i really get this upset. some of this is the part for they were saying if you go on social media and "misinformatio who decides his information? >> set of the whole thing. a lot of times when you listen to them it is an opinion.

it's all misinformation. it's always good stuff online. you never see somebody upset that they gained 10 pounds. i was always told it was the republicans that are authoritarians. we always knew that the issue today you mentioned it was bori johnson among the. >> there were two things that happened today with a vaccine mandate. starbucks no longer requires employees to get back two. 90 percent of his employees are already vaccinated.

of the world health organizatio if you still given credence after the wonderful job they have done in china they are recommending that airlines no longer require vaccines to travel. this is significant. i think the wall is cracking on this. >> has said that february 1st would be the end of the pandemic. gets traveled without being hindered. >> starbucks doesn't want the vaccine but they do want at least six other piercings. >> it's over. it's time for the governors and the us to say something. first of all weeks and was goin

on in europe for most of the pandemic. we should look at this and thin that this is good news. it's impressive. i think there is a group of thi population particularly in america. i'm saying this in a fast way o looking at how people absorb risk. they even accept this like a mask in his seat belt for. a seatbelt is great and israel did everything. the people making this decision

and they want to get in front o this. >> i agree with you. this stuff was crazy. 47 percent said they would support government tracking. why? it doesn't make any sense. if you are tracking unvaccinate people. i also thought it was crazy how different these numbers were from that of the average person. they all agree there is no limi to help ease the kookiness goes. they will go into this government facility people are talking about violent crimes. hopefully sanity can win out. i'm sick of all of this. last year a couple of shots. i'm not doing it anymore. >> i'm not even that interesting.

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playing music after 8:00 p.m. stealing a school bus and burying the desert. but at least somebody with cool initials is going to shed some news. what are they trying to prove? that he is human and not a robot? congratulations you've done it. you are under arrest for writin on your own hand. >> is not a crime to right on your own hand. hands go on paper also that wor is offensive.

trash? it's literally trashed and that's what it's called. no-nonsense anymore. silence is always the answer. >> what a beautiful thought. i won't even ask who you follow them into graham but are your thoughts? >> i'm a bit appalled that we'r looking at who is being followe and mr. graham. >> i don't think you are appalled. i think you're terrified. >> i can't believe you go with the ultimate defense. the one we could ban sexual content. i don't know anything about on the fence. i went on today for research purposes and also to look at th girls.

this is the reason why people don't want to go into politics. a lot of folks look at this incident don't want to be anywhere near this. with my company we do a lot of intelligence gathering around the world. we look at this and we say we just don't do this for two we don't do it because it's a cesspool. who cares who is following? think about the reporter and th journalist. did some research on insta

grandma and i mailed. you aren't impressing anybody. >> i'm not sure what he looked at. >> i'm sure he's going to a blast at the next rally in georgia. >> they could have scrubbed it. this story today is going to cost him votes. are you tired of this shaming? >> yes. do you know who he is? >> i don't know who he is going to learn today.

i'm not done talking. the fact that he looks at the stuff, i mean, there is a lot o stuff on the internet. the worst part about this is from a republican rival running in the state. we don't have any time anymore because you talk so much.

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you're not going to survive. >> it is different because you can't solve his problems ahead of time. if you get the appendix is not going to come back. you should be a doctor that scares the. >> if you don't drink or smoke what do you do? >> you can't get pregnant and you can't have your appendix. it's two cold to cool doors. i can't wait to visit. >> this is no different than your lifestyle in fairbanks alaska. is it worth it?

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