pfizer expected as soon as tomorrow to ask the end date for emergency youth authorization for the covert vaccine for babies and toddlers. six months to four years old. what is the emergency? six months, four years old, parents, prepare yourselves for the coming pressure campaign by the covert fanatics. that is it for us tonight. up next, "gutfeld!." ♪ ♪ >> greg: maybe you're just a little hung over from the last 24 hours of drinking. yes, clap away. you psychopath. i need all the help i can get. happy monday, everyone. so glad to be back after a glorious weekend. so today, let's talk about heroes. people who risk their lives for others. people who put your needs before theirs. in our ab abscess, fitness conscious world, we forget about

this man. the man with the beer gut. the individual who took on the burden of girth so that we might marvel at it's worth when we are at the beach or with the letters written on it had a freezing football game or even better, in the mirror over your bed. it's impressive that men and women can achieve such unfettered size. it almost defies biology. meanwhile, instead, we applaud those who have six pack abs, even though with the right genes and a week of kat timpf scope of my cooking, anyone can do that. yet gargantuan gets go unnoticed. until now. ♪ ♪ thank god, finally, it is here. a beer gut moji has arrived to apple iphone with its latest voluntary update. this new emoji comes in five different skin tones for someone with a massive beer gut and be any shade that he, she, or they

want. budweiser and pancakes do not discriminate. like bill hemmer taught us, it is totally inclusive. i am aware that this is a small step for beer guts, but what is next? maybe one day he or she can be on the supreme court. if he identifies at least as a black woman of color first, which should happen. if a woman with a penis -- than white men on the supreme court provided he identifies as a black woman with a regina or without. i am confused. but let me finish. of course our races country would probably slip out. did you see this latest "abc news" poll? our unifier and she said he would only nominate a black woman for the supreme court appeared the guy works like a bottle of white out in reverse. but 76% of americans would prefer him to consider all possible nominees. instead of say limiting his search to only 7% of the

population. so wait, americans want all possible nominees? you mean like asians, mexicans, indians? please, we are talking about the supreme court here. not a -- and we know it all possible nominees is code for. old white guys. and certainly not black with a beer gut like me. no one moji pedia, the company who created the emoji says the new figure can be used by trans men, not binary people or women with short hair. which is all good news for my softball team. but it's true. all of those people can get their own beer gut. that assigned. according to the researchers at old milwaukee. it's not like saying a guy can get pregnant. that would be nuts. i should i say not less. and how would crazy would it be to make emoji for that and pretend that it's a common everyday thing? it would be silly. i see beer guts wherever i go, but i never actually see a pregnant man.

unless it is the media pointing their cameras at one pregnant man. sometimes i wonder how many so-called pregnant men there are on the planet. are there enough on the globe to fill up one -- isn't it funny how no one ever counts i think? is it too hard to, or is it they would not like the answer because i knew you wouldn't be able to justify the emoji? but that is okay with the media. you know it is not okay? the okay sign, seen here. [alarms] like my alarm clock. the nebraska cornhuskers, whatever that is, decided to change their hideously racist mascot logo. originally herbie husker is making an "okay" gesture. as reported in the media, some, the mysterious sum, we don't know who, have linked this symbol to white supremacy.

the simple as seen here. and here. and here. and here. and here. look at all these racist proclaiming white supremacy. whoever is in charge of betting members for the claim, they are doing a horrible job. but it doesn't matter. the cartoon mascot created back in the 1970s was changed to herbie making a number one sign. i guess that is pleasing proctologist all over the country. but it is still racist. don't they know what the number one sign means? it means quite literally supremacy. because there is only one number one and who is doing it? herbie, who is as white as one stephani taking a milk bath. but he is not the only mascot to come under fire this week. >> thank you for coming. real quick i just want to apologize for my actions last week. i did not realize that my

signature gesture was offensive to students. >> don't you feel your name is also offensive to bald students? >> i do not. we are a high school, not a lot of bald guys around. and girls. bald guys and girls. >> are you taking mascot jobs away from real lines? >> actually, they tried having a real lien as a mascot while back and he ate the football team. that's why why you have a guy in a costume. >> so you're okay with appropriating animal culture? >> this press conference is over. >> greg: bottom line, nebraska fell for a trolling hoax. just like every other cow in the company that pays too much attention to twitter and other idiots. according to lana, that hand gesture could in some circles represent something that does not represent what the nebraska is about. we just didn't even want to be

associated with portraying anything that somebody might think, you know, that it means white power. i've a better idea for your mascot. when i have been holding his in a mayonnaise jar? it is a better if the theory is real, it's only if someone out there might think it is racist, and who cares who this witness. could be just too small. these maca attackers were making that gesture when they hate crime ten. the moran's and nebraska athletics think it's okay to say the okay sinus races, then i can see the pregnant man emoji is a beer gut. because that is what i think i am saying, right? and at least my observation is grounded in science, not science fiction. let's welcome tonight's guest. she ran track for lsu. now she changes headlines for you. coanchor of america reports,

sandra smith. he is british. he is smart. and he has no idea why he is here. author and political commentator, douglas murray. his close clash more than israel and has below. fox across america host, jimmy failover. and her year's resolution was make it to february. fox news contributor, kat timpf. jimmy, i was thinking you would probably feel better represented with the beer gut moji then i'm thinking and emoji for you will probably be represented best with like a dumpster filled with rotten salad and thrown away clothes. right? >> good to see you too, man. >> greg: you identify as a salvation army dumpster. >> i'm going to take that one. i don't have a lot of dumpster comebacks on me. >> greg: it's good not to have a come back dumpster.

speak out the rent don't pay itself, got felled. this is a fascinating one. i like the pregnant moji comes in every race. people of all of the cities can tell people they to field biology. like my brothers pregnant. he is registered at bed bath and [bleep]. come on. it's also dumb and i think we got to this place where it's almost like we are trolling each other. they have to know on some level you really don't know of a pregnant male. in the only stats they can cite our women who meant straight to now identify as men which makes them biological women. so when i saw the emoji, i did think it was for fat guys. then i thought maybe he was just one of the kids who asked that i folded factory truly their friend. we're past the point of absurdity because we are to be so inclusive we are no including everything but facts and that is supposed to be the tell. makes --

>> greg: douglas, i see if you had emoji, it would be a monocle. >> if you say so. >> greg: when you see this pregnant man emoji, do you see this as when jimmy sees it which is a deliberate political or ideological trolling or is it a delusion in which there is an actual belief that there are pregnant man? >> a total delusion. i don't know how much sex education you god. >> greg: not very much. if you count my uncles feet and a stack of playboys. >> so glad you added that last bit. i got very little and what i did get told by the monks was not that useful. but now i think, what if i were growing up in the world around me was saying also, guys can become pregnant. i'm trying to think back to my early teens and what kind of

confusion it would've cost. all your friends would be saying things like apparently you can get it if you sit on a chair a woman was sitting on or if you really love someone or maybe just like a bird or a stork will arrive to your window and deliver a baby to you. i would be terrified of that. absolutely terrified. >> greg: a giant baby dropping birds. >> and at any moment you can become pregnant and you're a guy a new and this out. and then they do. it's a hard enough when you're growing up. without all this. >> greg: so confusing as a child. you are right. this is horrifying. it is horrifying. when you think about it like a kid dealing with the stuff, they're going to have to put in sex ed. the thing is, this opens up a door for identification of anything. we all made fun of five years ago we made out fun of rachel -- she was ahead of the curve. she was identifying as black. if a man can be a woman and to swim in that ncaa -- did this a

and c2 as? >> you always do this. >> i love to do two things. i love to run and drink wine. and i still cannot find a white wine emoji. i feel like that should have been prioritized. you also would not change the skin color, maybe i'm wrong, of the runner emoji which i use often because i often like to run. but i thought i dive into the numbers -- saying this is not real thing -- unclear in the u.s. how many men have delivered babies. that's a fact because it is not reported. at least 22 men in australia gave birth in 2018. that is according to the daily mail because they actually do have data in australia apparently. >> greg: how ironic. the daily mail. >> the and the dash did not respond to inquiry.

i do believe this is going to be unless you follow the news and watch greg, you're going to see this and think it is a man who ate too much barbecue or drink too much beer. and it will be used by those cultures? >> greg: i hope so. kat, i would like to see the entire supreme court made up of pregnant and nonpregnant men and we can call out scrotus. >> i think we might just see that. and i learned in therapy you can change anyone else's behavior you can only change your reaction to it. someone came up to me and it was like i am a man and i am pregnant i would just say congratulations. that is said. but for the supreme court, biden, what he could've done, if you wanted to nominate a black woman, he could have just done that. instead of making a big thing. because that is not all my cal not racist i am. i think it would be a much bigger sign of progress if he

just a day. this was a qualified person i nominated. he wants the political points. >> greg: all right. i think we solved so many of the world's problems. well done. i don't even know why we should move forward with it. let's shut down the entire network and go play golf. up next, the former duke and duchess joan the anti-joe rogan ruckus. ♪ ♪ lisa here, has had many jobs. and all that experience has led her to a job that feels like home. with home instead, you too can become a caregiver to older adults. apply today. before nexium 24hr, anna could only imagine a comfortable night's sleep. without frequent heartburn waking her up. now, that dream... . ...is her reality. nexium 24hr stops acid before it starts, for all-day, all-night protection. can you imagine 24 hours without heartburn? avoiding triggers, but can't keep migraine attacks away? qulipta™ can help prevent migraine attacks...

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♪ ♪ >> greg: these has-beens are not done playing fahrenheit 451. before any podcast is dispersed, run it by these jackasses first. they may be old and tired but they still want joe rogan fired. so it's us or joe, save the left

overs for am radio. blasting joe rogan for misinformation although they are old enough to die from constipation. that was a lot of running. i couldn't make up my mind. so harry meg, what i call prince harry and his wife, apparently expressed concerns about covid misinformation on spotify where they also had a podcasting deal. so far, the $25 million podcast deal resulted in just a single, 30 minute episode. if i were spot if i come i concern about that. you know, you would think they came from royalty. a spokesperson said the couple have continued to express concern to spotify to ensure changes to the platform. blah, blah, blah. address public health crisis is. meanwhile, the washed up tortoises have joined neil young asking spotify to boulder music and objection to rogan. including bruce springsteen's guitarist, -- he is also the member of a song

nobody remembers. the homeless cat lady judy mitchell heard for a quick refresh, let's hear her biggest head. ♪ ♪ ♪♪ don't it always seem to go ♪ ♪ don't know what you got till it's gone ♪ ♪ in the parking lot -- ♪ ♪ >> greg: magical, tell you. anyway, spotify has since announced they will add a content advisory to any podcast with covid which rogan happily welcomed. he also said this. >> i want to thank spotify for being so supportive during this time and i am very sorry that this is happening to them and they are taking so much eat from it. i am not trying to promote misinformation. i've never tried to do anything with this podcast other than just talk to people. i do all the scheduling myself and i don't always get it right. i'm going to do my best in the

future to balance things out. but my point of doing this is always just to create interesting conversations and ones that i hope people enjoy. spew and i just notice what a perfectly oval shaped head he has. but that wasn't even as half as interesting as what rogan discussed last week. namely, the second best looking person on tonight's panel. >> i was walking through times square with douglas murray about a month ago when -- there are people dressed up like superheroes. spider-man ran up to me to be said are you jordan peterson? and i said are you spider-man? and i thought that was pretty funny. and then douglas murray, we were walking by and he said i wish you would've asked me if i was douglas murray. got the sparkling sense of humor that goes along with this insane courage. that guy has a spine of steel. >> he certainly does. and he backs it up with consideration and thoughts. shuts people down in a pretty

beautiful way. >> and now i am here. >> good directing there, guys. >> thank you for that. >> greg: my pleasure. you have -- what do you make of royalty? >> on principle -- but unfortunately they have left the royal family so i get to -- nobody would say prince harry is the smartest man in the family. >> greg: while he is definitely not the dumbest with meg. >> well, i wouldn't give either of them permission to decide what anyone can listen to. they have managed to hoop her up, what's, $25 million from spotify? and issued a very in touch sussex thing. if you are ever in doubt, what would the duck and ditches of sussex to come and get it tattooed on your knuckles.

they say they were worried about misinformation. this is the great way and are rare where you just shut up anything what we used to call asking questions. oh, it's misinformation. when joe rogan does in his podcasts is ask questions. in most of the mainstream you have not done that in a long time. and it gives people long form opportunities to talk. india's scientists for like three hours. and so far, joe rogan has done far more public information than the suspect's >> greg: and you bring up the length. i'm a joe rogan fan. i cannot even watch one podcast because i don't have the time. he does like five of them a week. 15 hours of content. i don't believe any of these people -- and i'm saying that as a fan -- i've watched may be

one. i don't think any of these people have even watched or could find joe rogan on the podcast. >> i don't think they googled him either. he has had some vaccine skeptics on. he also had cnn's chief medical correspondent on. in 2020 he basically endorsed bernie sanders. he does not exactly mr. maca. we are not canceling him for that. we are trying to cancel him because he has had conversations with people they disagree with. which is remarkably low bar. there is nobody that would not be canceled under that. >> greg: sandra, spotify has real issues with the royalty situation. they always have. and wouldn't you want to help your fellow musicians out? obviously joni mitchell is wealthy. the other guy, neil young is wealthy. wouldn't they want to help -- rather than securing everybody over, wouldn't it make more sense? >> you say noah magicians

hello famous people. i wonder how long they speak out. so what happened to spot a five. went way down in value the story. wall street saying -- how long are those ex-royals really going to speak out against their big money maker for their household at this point? a lot to save about them. i was there for the wedding and they still don't know what it was other than kate middleton and jealousy. i don't know. but harry is a sweetheart and i wish that family -- and they loved megan and embraced her. i wish they would've stayed together. but spotify. everybody cares about the bottom line. i think if you are joe rogan's apology there, that sounded very sincere. i hate what this has done to spotify. >> greg: it was good. a good apology. >> and by the way, joni mitchell, neil young, go back and look -- in addition, each

edition they did, you david and themselves of the moral authority for the fact-checkers of the nurse. trying to shut down joe rogan from asking questions. i think there's a lot of people repeating what joe rogan does on the podcast without taking it -- if you didn't regularly, given the time to do. he is trying to get information and he hears from a big range of voices. >> i haven't heard a whole bunch of joni mitchell. did you dump that >> greg: it's one of her early, bigger heads they called it discrete rock. >> i feel really bad for joni mitchell fans. they weren't depressed enough without getting sucked into a covid debate. decided whether or not to adopt another cat and now they are on the front lines of a were about covid. and shame on them because they don't listen to his podcasts. we have all kind of circled in. but what he does is he is spoken about a yard of weed and

episode. having very deep, long conversations. they portrayed anyone who doesn't agree with him at some kind of a mega strong man but he is the antithesis of that and that is the part of it that is so frustrating. these musicians, they see this as a branding exercise where they want to look virtuous. but if we cared about misinformation, there is a label over every fauci video you've ever watch for the rest of your life. >> greg: joe, misinformation is the new hate speech. >> i think you go to the sports world is a will and how we all just kind of stand hungry for entertainment and good viewing of sports and listening of good music and the podcast. we just kind of wish musicians would stay and not take on politics. >> and harry and meghan are just lazy. a given than one episode in two years. speak, and can send them here just shut up. they are not even like real royals. they are like kansas city royals. >> greg: do not bring george brett into the conversation. >> the only way he wears a crown

as if he has a birthday or burger king. get over yourself. >> they let anyone where those grounds. to be one way to move on. i'm next, the they wait three sources to console her any thoughts they don't control

♪ ♪ >> greg: if names or words broke your bones, colorado state is waiting by the phone. turning point usa is accusing colorado state university of intolerance after putting up the sign highlighting 17 resources for kids impacted by the first amendment. yes, 17 resources or bruised feelings. i have one resource for actually bruises like on my finger. thanks, kat. the sign reads or you or someone you know are affected by his free-speech event on campus, here are some resources. among the 17 options, the

options of equal opportunity, multicultural counseling, the vice president of inclusive excellence, and the victim dominic -- based on redundant but then they would create another resource to deal with that. it's also said they need treatment for a free-speech event. i thought our country was a free-speech event. colorado state gave us the statement reading in part, "he is he was committed to free speech as both a legal protection and a foundation of the robust debate that is core to higher education. we also recognize the power speech to impact people deeply. the sign is a list of some of the many resources available to our students." we tried calling the victim assistance hotline in colorado state. >> thank you for calling the csu victim assistance hotline. if been traumatized by the free-speech of shapiro, jordan peterson, or in culture, press 1. if you are served a dish that was served cold or culturally insensitive, press 2. if oppressor would not extend your term paper or miss gendered your dog, press 2. if your roommate is making too much and was were once watch the

show cops and liked it, press 3. and if any word is broken in your context your language real or imagined or if you heard about it through a third party and never -- press 5. kat, what do you make of this? >> sorry, my brain. >> greg: rough week end. >> no, actually. it's his fault. the kids at the orphanage when he volunteered, they stick with you. it is really hard. i just want to know about the people working at this hotline. like, how do you talk to these people. how do you answer those calls? it's like if you or someone you know -- if somebody calls and says high matt, my friend is upset because there were some other people and another place talking about how free-speech is good. i would not know how to respond to that. i would like to hear one of

those phone calls because i would not know how to console someone. because i don't know how to console zombie for a problem don't understand. >> you have a problem consoling problems for real problems. >> greg: sandra, is this like creating jobs for administrators? none of this helps the students but helps create more jobs for this giant of a baja meth. is that how you say >> will some of these sources are absolutely necessary, included in this were the in addition to the employee assistant programs, human rc programs, asian pacific american cultural center, >> greg: you don't need to read all of them, sandra. >> i am overwhelmed thinking about how you even have a conversation on these campuses now without getting sent

straight to the dean. i don't know. excluded from your friends. >> this is the graft of colleges as they are trying to create the perception that they care so much about the students. they are over caring while simultaneously charging them half a million dollars for a degree they will never get a job with. >> greg: sleight-of-hand. >> if you want to prepare these kids for trauma, let them talk to someone who tried to get a job with the gender studies degree. $300,000 in the can and you do not know where to go. and that is the graft. they have these departments because they make money. speak of the spent $300,000 getting a degree and they went to hr. they did get a job. they got jobs all across america and there be rated every day. >> it's the fastest-growing segment of the -- >> this is the job they have all gotten into in the job of the

hotline you say my biology class to me that guys can get pregnant. and then bang -- wait until these kids studying literature. what happens when the discover shakespeare, hemingway. it's going to be a bloodbath on the phone line when they discover. and then what about even worse when they discover the real world? while mike, going to have to make some coal calls. >> greg: unless the world is screwed. >> we should make sure a cat is on the other end of it. >> would just make noises. spew on the sign says that free-speech is a bug in a system and not the system. free-speech was the system. now they're saying no, that is just an exception you have to do with. coming up, the blackface politician who vanished like a lame magician e you'd think retirement would be the last thing on my mind. hey mom, can i go play video games?

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>> greg: oh where, where their prime minister? canada's leader is nowhere to be found as thousands of truckers roll into town. yet, the trucker protest was writing, trudeau stole a page from biden. as the convoy said on the capital city of ottawa, it is believed that prime minister justin trudeau and his family were moved to a secret location over security concerns. warning, he might be disguised. of course, there were zero reports of violence according to ottawa police. still, canada's blackface and chief condemned the truckers were holding unacceptable views and not following the science. like the sciences said vaccines prevent transmission. you'll never guess which were later tested positive for covered today. he tweeted the news to let us know he is feeling fine and good and continue to work remotely work remotely working.

why that is exactly, nobody knows. but what came first, the covid quarantine or the convoy cowering? to imply that mandate protesters are scary, violent thugs. we go to a pit stop canadian for comment. >> don't run into our car. >> oh, my god. >> greg: they are beautiful, but they are stupid. sandra, i wasn't talking about me or you. i am talking about the goose. i should look at the tape first. sandra, what do you think? >> this whole trucker thing, listen to the people. justin trudeau made it very clear with the antimask mandate stuff that was happening here in the united states and for when he said that it was antiscience,

anti-vaccine mandate. but he said there was a second reason why he was backing this and he said canadian values of kindness. the reason why these vaccine mandates should be in place. and it gave us a sense of him running from the actual dealings with this. when he went into hiding. there were fears. they said of violence towards trudeau and his family. now he is covid. we wish him well. but truckers wanted their voices heard. that is said. you and that is at. we hope he does feel better but i did make the whole situation worse by sparing the truckers. >> that is the crazy part right now. they are relying a bunch of canadians to fight for our freedom. next will be relying on the irish to fight for our sobriety. this is so embarrassing. these people aren't drunk on power, they are plastered on power. like when you look at the revelations of the last few

weeks in terms of natural immunity, what we all knew true about mass but they finally mended a new and willing is to adopt the stance or rein it little bit, vaccine or economic steps for you and your family, these are people beyond the pale of intoxication of power. and he is embarrassing. having that has a positive, that point you are supposed to shut up about saying vexing the people are doing to their fellow man. his clothing for yourself. >> greg: you can find out where he is. just follow the trail of shoe polish. speak out healing >> to hate crime and of a kind. he is the world's worst -- by just such a long way. everyone does this thing these days. this mirroring any critic of them as misogynistic, racist, homophobic, men can't give pregnant -- they knew all of that stuff. but justin trudeau is the absolute worst of that. all these truckers turn out and he -- something fringe.

he doesn't even know. he just throws it out there. might as well say they are misogynist, might as well say they are racist. then they come to town and he flees for security reasons. i love that. obviously these truckers want to kill justin trudeau. obviously -- rather than making a valid point you could do. these are people who don't go around making points of the time so you have to listen to them. spewing a solid truckers are like activists. >> no, they are also not around others as part of their profession. no one is like i love people so i'm going to be a truck driver. try people have gone to it because they like murdering people. in all of them, but there are few. there've been several serial killer truck drivers. there is. look it up. read about it. read a book, jimmy. listen to a podcast, jimmy.

you cannot mess with my serial killer knowledge, jimmy. what is the difference? >> #notalltruckers. >> i said that. i covered all my bases. but why the obsession with truck driver specifically? they say enter truck. i don't know. i saw the one about it and i can't figure it out. i am not a violent person myself. >> but -- foul -- >> i think we need to say something very nice about truck drivers. >> their amazing. >> greg: i want to and positively. >> i will say they went as far as to warn of lone wolf's attack. there has not been a single -- >> is a guy who talks to letter truckers on the radio, you are

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♪ ♪ >> greg: omar enjoys his conservative feel as the left has him asking -- liberal policy

and it is put him on the attack. he is a hero to fox news. on friday night, mar opened with a clip of our very own dana perino suggesting he might be recruited to run for president. saying these things about him doesn't mean he is any different -- >> it is not me who has changed. it is the left who is now made up of a small contingent who have gone mental and a large contingent who refused to call them out for it. but i will. that is why i am a hero at fox these days. it is not my fault of the party of fdr and jfk is turning into the party of lol and wtf. >> greg: like me bringing in a twister back into the planet fitness steam room, it is just asking -- when and the you lefties talking since today which is easy to do when you're competition is you and the hosts are as reasonable as gangrene. defunding the cops, canceling

debt -- everything that we have done for years, but i wonder if the democrats will listen. i hope not because if they do, i would be out of a job. and as for being a hero at fox, there's only one here at fox these days. >> on prime time tonight. spewing i told him that would live forever. going to make sure -- >> other than that, which it is hard to think about anything else because i love them so much, but some of my liberal friends will say these things to me, but they won't ever say that to each other. so they all agree with this. it's like a cold where nobody actually believes with the cold is supposed to believes. >> scientology and saying the alien stepped as a make any sense. what you think? >> aliens? scientology or bellmawr. i think delmar. it is about the only person who

is ever said it is not me who is telling the truth. most the time when former left essay i moved, left, left beam. they've gone for the right than -- and he is one of the very few examples of somebody who actually has remained for decades exactly in the same place. it is completely true. the left left bellmawr. it has just gone off in this crazy direction we have spent part of this evening talking about. it is a cold. it is actually antiscience. back to our first subject. in the requires people like him but all it all happens when -- when they say he has become a far right and so. misogynistic and racist and anti-vax. >> greg: he should be in a cell. quickly. >> i want to be respectful. second-best political comedian after chris cuomo. but i don't give him that much credit for this because he played a role in shaping that

audience. he spent three years saying trump was literally hitler and was in bed with putin and perpetuated that. he wants out of the things he created. this is the comedic version of the pope of the cask of the of amontillado where he built is on sale and realizes i'm walling myself in. he didn't want to do when note company for the rest of his life. he has always been a nonproducing guy. this is an exercise and so preservation because it can be relevant defending that one outside a comedy. >> greg: he has been there for a long time while we were doing this stuff. welcome to the club. >> and he will probably be on the right side of history. we'll see what happens in the midterm elections. in the same breath, he lamented that san francisco turned into a shoplifter's paradise. who can disagree with that? so he is calling out his own. and to kat, your point, and they know this is happening. the jen psaki today in a podcast to being identified it as she pointed to a fox news -- and seemingly mocked our covering of a crime crisis happening in this

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